*“We’re...not good at...what we do”* me, all the time, always.

@JoeCnNd

5 жыл бұрын

at least you're consistent.

@turtlepenguinXkizuna

5 жыл бұрын

Pleeeeeease tell me that moment has already been giffed

@johanvajse8410

5 жыл бұрын

so funny when he said that! off to a good start in the video

Having a tattoo: too conspicuous Having a severed arm: normal. Nothing suspicious going on there.

@leahwalker9151

5 жыл бұрын

Andreana Rose more people probably have severed arms than that specific tattoo though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@ktsonofwill

5 жыл бұрын

👀 *stares suspiciously at amputee son*

@whothefuckatemyhalfofthecr7095

5 жыл бұрын

that’s what i thought lmao

@stephanierakowski2729

5 жыл бұрын

It was after WW1 so missing limbs not uncommon

@rowansidhe3239

5 жыл бұрын

industrial accidents were also more common in the wake of the industrial revolution

Love how people are saying "He cut off the arm so he doesn't get recognised by his tattoo"...I think having NO ARM is more noticable than a tattoo lol

@--enyo--

5 жыл бұрын

Also probably pretty difficult & dangerous...

@johanvajse8410

5 жыл бұрын

Vil Gibbons, please watch Freaks (old movie). that is all JJ's Life, you have a point

@PoochieCollins

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, no way a dude cuts his arm off just to get off the grid. He was murdered.

@SQUIPWARD

4 жыл бұрын

This was after ww1 so having no arm could have been from a war injury and wouldn't raise any eyebrows, really.

@avalane8285

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking lol

Justice for the shark who was just minding his business one day when his week went to sh*t

@finnie2711

5 жыл бұрын

Could have been a she, mate...

@erinlier2542

5 жыл бұрын

@@finnie2711 justice for the shark who was minding her business one day when her week went to sh*t

@yagmurtasdemir2583

5 жыл бұрын

Erin Lier SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAAAAAY

@erinlier2542

5 жыл бұрын

@@yagmurtasdemir2583 CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

“He’s a devilish man” that’s bold coming from a demon

@Yue_mariin00

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@aidanjohns5989

5 жыл бұрын

Nesnsha8zid

Shark coughed up a arm? *_The Watcher._*

@tylerparaz6786

5 жыл бұрын

Okay that was good. Goddammit

@fra_zachl5790

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@fiteme7025

5 жыл бұрын

your arm gets cut off and fed to a shark? *the watcher*

@killualuvbot

5 жыл бұрын

Omg 😂😂

@chloevandyke5808

5 жыл бұрын

All Hail The Watcher

4:57 It's the 30s; no tattoo removal. And tattoos were taboo and would be very identifiable. #ink4life

@CatsWhoRPG

5 жыл бұрын

Someone who understands! Tattoos were very rare and usually saved for military.

@thrasherali-ns2842

5 жыл бұрын

#postmortem lol poor Ryan and Shane. ""Do they have fingerprints in the 30s?" "We are very bad at what we do." 😅😂

@--enyo--

5 жыл бұрын

Because having just one arm is far less conspicuous than a tattoo that could be covered up... But even so, it's still not true. Methods of removing tattoos have been around around as long as tattoos have (albeit less sophisticated & much more painful/damaging than today). While lasers didn't come in until the 1960s, there would have been means far less extreme and less conspicuous than removing a whole arm. Also cutting off an arm in a non-surgical setting would be very dangerous, if not lethal. It would all be for nothing if you then had to front up to a hospital. Finally, what you're saying about tattoos being taboo in the 1930's is certainly not true, at least not in Australia. While they were nowhere near as common and popular as they are today they certainly were not taboo, and definitely not reserved for just the military. The trend started with them being popular with convicts (including women), and with ex-convicts using more tattooing to cover up scars and marking tattoos. Then there were many sailors with them as well. Basically, while in other parts of the world tattoos might have been a lot more conspicuous, in Australia (even back then) not so much.

@johanvajse8410

5 жыл бұрын

but then having no arm is pretty identifiable, too

Ricky Goldsworth vs The Watcher Clash of the titans

@infrareb375

5 жыл бұрын

The Explosive Show but what about cc tinsley?

@MelxncholyMermxid

5 жыл бұрын

You fool, they're boyfriend's.

@theexplosiveshow1290

5 жыл бұрын

risbec swinney that’s a good point!

@djchillz6363

5 жыл бұрын

The Explosive Show cc Tinsely goes and investigates the murder of the watcher

@noora1142

5 жыл бұрын

@@djchillz6363 and gets murdered while doing it 😂😂

Shane: Brings up both Sausuge and Popcorn completely unprompted Also Shane: Doesn't release the new season of the Hotdoga

@aidenriegle8269

5 жыл бұрын

Lavender Lavender and one of the commenters names was Maisie

@GummyDinosaursify

5 жыл бұрын

Strange coincidences or intentional hints of things to come? I guess this mystery will remain.... _unsolved_

@leilaniaperson1990

5 жыл бұрын

😣😫

All Hail the Watcher -- except the Watcher took our Hot Daga. WaAAAATCCHHHHEERRR!!

@landonsmith521

5 жыл бұрын

Zoogz_ Snaaaaaaaake

@AlashiaTuol

5 жыл бұрын

Cue the Spongebob "But who's flickering the lights?" scene: *_Nosferatuuuuu!_*

@ZValerian21

5 жыл бұрын

The Watcher giveth and The Watcher taketh away!

ryan: "rip the arm off with his 'bear' hands" me: "what a 'grizzly' thought" also laughed at my own joke like ryan

What if Now hear me out The tattoo was done AFTER the cut

@RosyTa

5 жыл бұрын

it depends on how long ago the tattoo was done though because fresh tattoos need to heal. and since it's a medium to large size tattoo it'd take about a couple of weeks. then again, since they did DNA testing, it was proven that it was Jimmy, so it doesn't make sense to do a tattoo on an arm that already has a tattoo.

@RosyTa

5 жыл бұрын

@Nikita Keereweer you're english is perfect! and I guess they could do it postmortem but then why would they kill Jimmy and another person just to stage an arm, you know?

@emmamitchell6685

5 жыл бұрын

Perhaps

@aayzahshehzad7846

5 жыл бұрын

hahahaha imagine going to a tattoo parlor and ask a guy to do a tattoo on a severed arm

@lu656

5 жыл бұрын

@@aayzahshehzad7846 "Hey man, uuuuhhh, how much for a tattoo on this?" *whips out severed arm*

All hail the watcher because he indirectly gave us back to back uploads

@maddy7101

5 жыл бұрын

Yas!! aLl hAiL ThE wAtChEr

@liar1926

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!HAIL WATCHER

@WhisperingMoon83

5 жыл бұрын

All hail the watcher I guess 🤣🤣🤣

@pierrelemagnifique205

5 жыл бұрын

Something Bella all hail the watching eye held by the watcher watching over us

@PolyBiBadger

5 жыл бұрын

Something Bella what about them drones, baby? Also hi fellow Bella

“We will be covering the case of La Llorona” Me, very loudly: “YASS!!” My mother: “what is wrong with you?”

Two postmortems without any mention of The Hot Daga!? What's the world coming to!?

@popnpeaceprincess

4 жыл бұрын

im so mad theres no hot daga

@cryptic_kay

4 жыл бұрын

The newest there was none

Who else sees the horse and thinks about Holly Horsely

@princesssookeh

5 жыл бұрын

I do. I miss her so DX

@danielagesuele9189

5 жыл бұрын

Our legend

@CecexVolume

5 жыл бұрын

#WhatHappenedToHollyHorsely

@KG-ql5qn

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think about her every post mortem

@nabielw

5 жыл бұрын

#BringBackHollyHorsley

Please bring back the 'Roast Mortem'

@falalalala385

5 жыл бұрын

JJ Cosplay the spooky bois are too sensitive for another roast mortem, they can’t handle us

@fra_zachl5790

5 жыл бұрын

JJ Cosplay yes

@catboyYuta

5 жыл бұрын

Bring back Nihilism with Shane!

@GummyDinosaursify

5 жыл бұрын

@@catboyYuta Roast Mortem ft Nihilism with Shane!

@DizzyedUpGirl

5 жыл бұрын

I loved it. Much better than HotDaga.

"actually there's 16 puns" 😂 love you Ryan.

@Unholyspirit

5 жыл бұрын

16*

I have two things to say 1: WHERE IS THE HOT DAGAAAAAAAA? 2: can we make Ryan fluffy cute hair one back? I need it I also need the hot daga

@TigranAbgarjan

5 жыл бұрын

Don't you ever mention that abomination of an ending segment ever again!

@josephinegood1951

5 жыл бұрын

@@TigranAbgarjan found Ryan's secret youtube account!

@mlr.9257

5 жыл бұрын

Yes to the hair, I love the floofy hair!!!!! It's adorable!

@Evelyn_onfire

5 жыл бұрын

agustina leiva and Ricky Goldsworth!

@ChloeE623

5 жыл бұрын

HOT DAGAAAAA

"Pleasure boat doesn't have to be like... smutty" why am I not surprised by the prospect that shane probably does read fanfiction

week two of True Crime season 5: The Watcher still has the Hotdaga

@ren3362

5 жыл бұрын

Hotdaga, we will find you

@duhberman

5 жыл бұрын

Let him keep it

@roecaro

5 жыл бұрын

All hail the watcher

"I think there's 15 puns by the way, check your math"-Ryan

“Also ghosts aren’t real” Shane: “I love it when people throw that in, its very sweet”

Mr. SHANE we have no hotdog OR ruining history! (Taps foot rapidly) love you guys

@1finitygaming367

5 жыл бұрын

Dona Lyn sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but according to Sara ruining history isn’t coming back.

@peachy_pancakes7977

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no. I really liked that show

Ryan’s hair situation has me shook

@te3mm

5 жыл бұрын

*_S H O O K E T H_*

@yeah2694

5 жыл бұрын

In the words of the man himself, “sitchyaishon”

Nihilism With Shane is my new favourite segment

Shane, my buddy, my dude, my bro: WHERE IS THE HOT DAGA I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

Thought the announcement was gonna be about the Hotdaga.... All hail the Watcher I guess

Can we talk about how GOOD Ryans hair looks rn im....

@CraigandJane1

5 жыл бұрын

I hate it. Looks like a member of a boy band. Just sayin’.

@Jaeun2986

5 жыл бұрын

OMG i know right?!

@annajansen6945

5 жыл бұрын

He looks better/hotter

@Girlatthemoon

5 жыл бұрын

YES

I was gonna say that the special announcement couldn't be that special if it wasn't about the Hotdaga, but dammit, did they prove me wrong.

"Zero stars on Yelp." That's like Liam Neeson level vengeance right there.

Ricky Goldsworth vs Australian Shane is like Thanos vs the Avengers in Infinity War.....And we all know who won that round.

@happymilk7433

4 жыл бұрын

It’d be a pretty tough fight but I’m sure Australian Shane would inevitably win

Y'all ever miss Holly Horsely? (Horsley?)

@leahwalker9151

5 жыл бұрын

Kimberly ,_, every day

@minapazderak5867

5 жыл бұрын

Every. Damn. Day.

@spacetrashpile7199

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I hope she’s doing good

@emaliekamin2376

5 жыл бұрын

YES! I think she got in too deep and was taken out by the crooks she wrote about

@mothsprojects

5 жыл бұрын

@@emaliekamin2376 there's a place near me called Horsely Orthodontics, so my theory is that she went into a different field

oh my god it's only 9:30 there's no way there's time for the hot daga please shane PLEASE. FOR GENE. Edit: not even a mention. WE NEED ANSWERS SHANE

@andreaprochowski4717

5 жыл бұрын

Finally, someone is talking about this!

@currymunch3r970

5 жыл бұрын

IGot7 Inspirits Unpopular Opinion: I think Gene is kinda overrated

@andreaprochowski4717

5 жыл бұрын

@@currymunch3r970 Maybe, but the plot is interesting, it's funny, and the music is actually pretty good.

@-.-9021

5 жыл бұрын

@@currymunch3r970 listen here bucko, we didn't need your filth in our lives. We were havin a good time, and now you've gone and thrown it all away.

@justnoah2073

5 жыл бұрын

@@currymunch3r970 your time is up Pinhead

"no more mispronunciations" *pronounces mispronunciation wrong*

oh theres no more hotdaga? well that was all me *ALL HAIL THE WATCHER*

@randybobandy3002

5 жыл бұрын

Anyone who sees his channel will understand why I'm speaking this way

I can't be the only one who was hoping the announcement at the end was for the upcoming feature-length hot daga film...

@signalred540

5 жыл бұрын

Ugh I wish :( (( also love your pfp!! ))

@captincarl497

5 жыл бұрын

What’s hot daga!!! Everyone keeps commentating it and I’m sooooo confused

@batjackattack5556

5 жыл бұрын

Watch previous post Mortems at the end

@captincarl497

5 жыл бұрын

Oh are u talking about his shirt

@batjackattack5556

5 жыл бұрын

no, Shane always has a little story called the hot daga at the end of post mortem. I don't watch it but a lot of people do.

WE NEED THE *background chorus* HOTDAGA A JUICY LITTLE TALE ABOUT JUST DOING THE BEST YOU CAAAAAN AND IT’S GOT A 100 BILLION FANS and it’s critically... proclaimed

SHANE @ 8:59 YOU BETTER SMASH THAT TABLE NEXT TIME SON

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FOUND IT STRANGE THAT THE SHARK THREW UP AN ARM NOT EVEN DECAYING EVEN THO IT WAS IN A STOMACH OF A SHARK?

No “burn zone” or “roast Mortem?”

@eqh1593

5 жыл бұрын

Sound guys prolly told them it´s torture to hear that distortion when they get excited ;)

Bring back Ryan’s floof I love it

@maddy7101

5 жыл бұрын

Me too!!😂

@Isabeltherat

5 жыл бұрын

it was amazing he looked so fluffy

@mihyun3451

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was just a bit wejrd

@lanie7569

5 жыл бұрын

yes bring floof back

@beeleg

5 жыл бұрын

Maddie McCabe #bringbackthefloof

“Nihilism with Shane” made me almost do a spit take

I WANT THE SKIN WALKER RANCH FOR BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SUPERNATURAL!

@brittneyholcomb3478

5 жыл бұрын

Vannah Thebo YESYEEYESYESYES

I’m a simple person I see BuzzFeed unsolved I click

@jas-hr6gq

5 жыл бұрын

Papa Pig Tell Peppa I said hiiiiiiiiii

You guys seem so much more happy this season. Your energy makes me smile instantly.

I like how half this comment section is just "Where's the Hot Daga?" _AS IT SHOULD BE_

This show is probably the best thing to ever happen to the watcher

Ryan questioning his life choices during Shane's "pleasure boat" interlude. 😅

shane [creepy voice]: "oh. i'll /watch/ it alright" the watcher confirmed.

WHAT ABOUT GENE?!?! HE MUST BE AVENGED

Day 69: the hot daga still hasn't returned :"(

how the sausage gets made? Don't you mean how the HOT DOG gets made, Shane? _i miss the hot daga_

I will RIOT if there is no hotdaga in this one

@hannah3075

5 жыл бұрын

better start rioting now

@justnoah2073

5 жыл бұрын

Good idea, let's start a riot

@madisonkimack7776

5 жыл бұрын

Prepare to RIOTTTTTT

@gh0ult33th

5 жыл бұрын

RIOOOOTTT

@falalalala385

5 жыл бұрын

Chaos nonsense

I'm genuinely sad. I look forward to the Hotdaga so much.

Ruining History??? YES PLEASE!!! 💗❤💗❤💗

Who else thought the announcement at the end was for the Hotdoga?

My 11 year old loves the La Llorona legend and other spooky stories. Great job guys! Can't wait!

I love how the Watcher has kinda become the "Thanks, Obama" meme of this fandom overnight XD

is shane aware you can still figure out his number through the beeps oh my GOD

@finnie2711

5 жыл бұрын

Most single numbers have one syllable so you can't figure them out, unless you work in the FBI but the FBI properly has his number ; ) lol.

@allikazaam

5 жыл бұрын

@@finnie2711 yeah but you move your mouth differently for each number. You don't make the same mouth movements while saying "five" as you do "three". You can kinda guess what the numbers are based on how his face around the block moves, with maybe a couple errors bc some numbers are similar.

@user-id4rx4xf9c

5 жыл бұрын

@@allikazaam lmao and when the texts turn blue its a confirmation so.. not a good idea to say it in a video XD

@painland

5 жыл бұрын

yeah i figured out part of it without even trying lmao (i would never actually call him though, that would be rude, and if i did it would just be to tell him i was able to figure it out so he knows crazier people definitely could too)

@johanvajse8410

5 жыл бұрын

so then what is it since we have such good detectives here?

There better be a hotdoga at the end of this! EDIT: WHYYYYY

@avaaa5933

5 жыл бұрын

Kazza Jaxon all hail the watcher.

@ourkeving

5 жыл бұрын

Some of us are not fans.

@kazzajaxon7566

5 жыл бұрын

@@ourkeving I mean, you could just not watch it then right?

all hail the watcher, two post mortems within 24 hours

no way, does Shane have an 847 number?! He still has a Chicago suburbs number? Thats great!

“It’s just all about PLEASURE and whatever brings you PLEASURE” I’ve never laughed so hard

I genuinely need to find out what happens in the Hot Daga, though. Does Maizey rescue Gebra? What happened to Brendon? GENE?

@terrinich1377

5 жыл бұрын

Hannah Turek SWEET GENE

ALL hail the watcher! he has allowed me to enjoy two postmortems two days in a row

What happened to Roast Mortem?! DROPPING THE HOT DAGAN BALL YOU GUYS!

Your hair looks really good in this Ryan!!

Finally its actually about the most recent episode! Jk love you guys so much

@maddy7101

5 жыл бұрын

Lol right??

@deiiyulol1407

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan’s Barber was busy.. wasnt their fault

@emaliekamin2376

5 жыл бұрын

Off topic but LOVE your profile pic. ALL HAIL

@rowan3663

5 жыл бұрын

@@emaliekamin2376 All hail the Watcher and Glow Cloud

Do they make anyone else happy too? Cause every time they post a video I get extremely happy ☺️

Can you guys cover the Villisca Axe Murder House? I stayed the night at that house, and it is creepy as hell. It can be a True Crime/Supernatural crossover

Totally weird and unrelated but when you said a phone number, the numbers you didn't bleep out matched mine lmao

@madst0d0n

5 жыл бұрын

Um you highkey just gave out your # but aight

@madst0d0n

5 жыл бұрын

Oh wait nvm

@wackyflappybob

5 жыл бұрын

@@madst0d0n uhhh lol I was gonna say haha. He only says 3 numbers 😂

I was SO hoping you guys would do la llorona but I didn't expect it so soon! Can't wait!

@franloiacono9306

5 жыл бұрын

R.M.Y the movie comes out in like a week that’s why

i have been saying this for the past 4 videos, the watcher is the shark.

I counted 20 ocean related puns, that's far more effort than I've ever put into anything

You guys should include roast mortem again ahahahah that was so good!

4:44 not having an arm is also....pretty conspicuous, y'know?

@leahwalker9151

5 жыл бұрын

V HS more people have missing limbs than a specific tattoo though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@vhs3760

5 жыл бұрын

@@leahwalker9151 true ¯\_(ツ)

@GummyDinosaursify

5 жыл бұрын

@@vhs3760 hello there (ツ)_/¯

*no hotdaga in two episodes* *every single viewer has a breakdown*

next episode should be about the mysterious disappearance of the hotdaga

All this great content recently ALL HAIL THE WATCHER

Loved how traumatized Shane looked in the intro

@cassidy2453

5 жыл бұрын

Madeline Mekler he always looks like that in the intro 😂

Haven't read the comments just got past the surprise announcement teaser at the beginning.... Please be the return of Hotdaga Edit: My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined..

@Derpderpson123

5 жыл бұрын

Food review

@Rand0mHero713

5 жыл бұрын

@@Derpderpson123 I love Critique Dude. His channel Detail of The Present is amazing.

Ryan: Next episode is going to have hopefully not too many mispronunciations Also Ryan: Mispronounces mispronunciations

Yall need to do the unsolved mystery of the Las Cruces Bowling Alley Massacre...

Not all heros wear capes. Back to normal uploads *( All hail the Watcher )*

WE NEED TO ANSWERS TO THE #HOTDAGA! PLEASE SHANE, DON'T LET US DOWN

@sabinfigaro7334

5 жыл бұрын

we all need to answers

@lellow19

5 жыл бұрын

@@sabinfigaro7334 damn auto correct

I love this new style of post mortem. The better cameras, the visual gags, ect. Keep it up!

Next episode seems incredibly awesome! Can't wait!!!

shane. everyone. is. dying. to. know. WHAT HAPPENED. TO THE HOT DAGA.

@charmolettafranquestafiestayam

5 жыл бұрын

@Q Halt thy inquest, stranger. I verily declare myself as thine Watcher. With my eyes which watch.. (eyeball emoji here)

@charmolettafranquestafiestayam

5 жыл бұрын

@Q lolololol

well SOMEbody got a camera upgrade

Rewatching all the postmortems and I really appreciate how the toe tag in the intro doesn’t even say “shark arm murders” it just says “shark arm” lmaoo

Oh my god i literally just spent my spring break in Iceland!!! I can’t wait for the episode. Love you guys!!!

I know Shane is staring at nothing but he makes it so convincing that I think there’s actually something interesting there.

I was watching the last post mortem when you posted this hahahahah

@leahwalker9151

5 жыл бұрын

Katy Robson ME TOO

Loving the energy this season!

"Also don't go see sharks in tanks, it's sad" Shane is a conscious king, we stan.

The horse head has moved between Q+A's. Also, that picture over the credits is amazing.

As an Aussie Shane's accent brought me absolute joy!

“maybe we will have to lop an arm off at some point” war flashbacks to having to cut Lee’s infected arm off

Three days in a row of new BUN? I’m excited!!!! Love you guys!