"I'm glad she's staying clean" Theo is always a delight 😂

@scottleighton9149

5 ай бұрын

How the fuck am I just now getting that😂. I thought I was just missing context

@scottleighton9149

5 ай бұрын

@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist1 Ba dum tss

@tommarino69

5 ай бұрын

@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist1 Hail Satan

@killjoy1056

4 ай бұрын

me too man me too 😂 ​@@scottleighton9149

@JoeyP946

4 ай бұрын

that's the most random funniest shit ever

Lmao Theo was genuinely trying to explain to Shane that he wasn’t trying to make him jerk off😂

@sasmayte

5 ай бұрын

Theo felt pressed 😂😂

@Ogaitnas900

4 ай бұрын

haha he panicked

@superjeep9633

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Shane and Theo together is pure comedy gold.

@FattyKim69

4 ай бұрын

Theo is golden with absolutely any guest

@awmer83

4 ай бұрын

“He could build a birdhouse with his tongue” 😂😂😂😂 how did that just go unnoticed?!

@soccrstar4

Ай бұрын

1:33 “I’m glad she’s staying clean” about a woman taking a bath fucking took me out 😂😂😂

I love how at 1:15 Theo really thinks Shane is being serious 😂

Everything about this was absolutely hilarious, apart from Bert Kreischers voice.

@ImHappyNapper

6 ай бұрын

Bert sucks so much.

@JusttJD

6 ай бұрын

Totally agree. So many little things he does consistently are beyond annoying.

@ShaneGillisownedSchulz

6 ай бұрын

I can listen to Shane for hours, yet can’t stand 5 minutes of Bert. Insane how different all these comedians can be even tho they all fall under same umbrella term

@Hugh_Mungis

6 ай бұрын

Foe real. Shane's talking about seeing one our the founding fathers house's, and Bert says "oh, wait I've even here!" How and the f%$k do you not always remember skiing gorge Washington's house?! Dudes a liar

@Pete_Finch

6 ай бұрын

Bert just couldn't wait to jump in with I'VE BEEN THERE. Like dude, just fucking listen to another human being for a few seconds. I want to shake Bert and say if you just concentrated on actually listening to people on your podcast instead of barely waiting for your turn to talk/interrupting immediately, people would hate you a bit less

Bert just stole Shane's thunder while he was telling what would've been a great story and joke.

@htdtr

5 ай бұрын

For a podcast host he's not a good podcast host lol. Not much of a comedian either 😂

@tateontop2155

5 ай бұрын

@@htdtrhe’s a pretty good stand up comedian but he’s annoying af

@ApHoney

5 ай бұрын

That's typically what Bert does

@liamcalhoun7119

5 ай бұрын

he does this joke more in depth in the netflix special he has it’s hilarious. must watch for sure.

@nielspeterlyck592

5 ай бұрын

why does he keep interrupting dude, so annoying

bert tries to make everything about himself. lol “i have been here.”😂

i can never get enough of shane gillis lol

@AvinaLookAbaat

6 ай бұрын

Pause

@mbc9290

6 ай бұрын

For sure 👍👌!

@joeyg29jgjg

6 ай бұрын

Me either dawg I love this dude. Pause.

@B1gDuck

6 ай бұрын

gay

@mattmarzula

6 ай бұрын

So what happens when he dies and that's all there is?

Burt never misses an opportunity to make it about Burt.

Man brought back “the bros” humor back to comedy 😂😂😂😂

@htdtr

5 ай бұрын

It'll be interesting to see how he progresses as a comedian. Can't imagine him telling bro jokes when he's 40 say

@to7804

5 ай бұрын

@@htdtrhe chills with Joe rogan all the time who is 50 odd, they still make the same old jokes, age doesn’t change comedic traits

Would you vote for the Rock? It depends, is he going to secure the border? Is he going to lock her up? 😂

“Apparitions in my head while I’m resting” is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

Him and Theo is hilarious 😂

@conman00007

6 ай бұрын

‘Divide this’ after shitting is hilarious. Theo is one of one.

@loribug12

5 ай бұрын

My favorite! I wish they’d do a podcast together. 😂

@lastfirst3512

5 ай бұрын

Theo was the only one with quoteables lol

I still believe that stanky leg joke on kill tony is one of his most underrated moments 😂

“We didn’t bring you down here to get anything out of you man.” 💀

@jc130ful

6 ай бұрын

“You bring me here to make me Cum ? “ 😮💀 Shane is to much

So glad he’s getting the recognition he deserves. Hilarious.

Hell yeah. Shane compilations have become basically all I watch when I'm not sleeping or working at this point. I also notice myself saying "dude" constantly, even to clients, and I'm a lawyer lmao. You might not believe how many people enjoy it - one guy literally said "I honestly love that you call me dude" and I hadn't even noticed I was doing it 😂

@Gixsir

6 ай бұрын

Dude….. that’s awesome

@ImPrismuh

6 ай бұрын

@@Gixsir dude that’s awesome that you think that’s awesome dude

@tumblindown5509

6 ай бұрын

Damn dude... way to keep it real. 💯 the dude abides brother.

@HighItsBubba

5 ай бұрын

Dude is definitely a term of endearment and a damn good one at that

@ShawnFX

4 ай бұрын

Dude you are a great lawyer! Hope you win all of your cases :)

Shane is hilarious😂😂 His slave story was wasted on try hard Bert though..

Bert sounds like he is just waiting for his turn to talk

shane and theo's pod was the funniest episode of any pod ive ever seen, what a duo 🤣

The girl who asked about age gap relationship’s definitely rolls around on the floor dancing sensually while she drunk listening to Stevie Nicks 😂🍻

@otatopmalloy9051

17 күн бұрын

Definitely someone’s cool aunt, glass of wine and “Dreams” on repeat.

@Paul512

10 күн бұрын

Damn that's accurate.

3:05 that one dude that said “he’s halfway thru the thriller video” 😭😭😭

Shane is one of the only people I've seen who can make Theo backpedal

@RR-gp3qy

4 ай бұрын

Bill Burr Chris DL

So awesome seeing him Continue to get bigger and funnier. I’m Still rooting for him!!!!

Theo “I just have apparitions in my head while I’m resting” “you know, night time dreams”

‘I’VE BEEN THERE.’ Jesus wept Bert is like a spoilt, competitive 5 year old. Only then to realise he never has been there. Only my love for the Bull got me through that clip.

@kevinyeager9023

6 ай бұрын

Shits crazy how he lies about everything... Bert is just awful... The community needs to treat him like Brendan Schuab... He doesn't deserve to be so big...

@obsceneryfilms1051

6 ай бұрын

Bert was about to just grab the bal and ruin his bit

@marcusflint2907

6 ай бұрын

I think Bert suffers from mental illness. Like legit that dude is not fully tracking reality. Always lying, total lack of self awareness, delusional about his health...I'm not saying this to crap on the dude. I'm saying this guy needs HELP.

@jamesbowen2088

5 ай бұрын

Thank you! Yes! Why does Bert have to involve himself in other people's stories?

@BumboLooks

3 ай бұрын

Why are you calling Shane "the Bull" ? Are you gay or something? Seriously.

is shane the best podcast guest? he's the funniest part of every show he goes on

The school farting and unique shitting styles has me dying 😂😂😂. Dude is a legend for plank shitting in school.

Shane is such the high school football coach no nonsense health class teacher.

He hesitated with the Amish joke but went oh heck they won't see it

Talking to Bert is like when your friend on acid is pretending to understand the conversation.

@BumboLooks

3 ай бұрын

Acid isn't cool, it's stupid.

comparing kensington to a civil war hospital is hilarious

I’ll watch every compilation of these clips from every random channel and I’ll laugh every time.

I like when he gets tuned up. His inner Phil emerges.

hahah... more! More! MORE!!!! I could have him playing in the background all day making me laugh.

Shane “ farting in class” Theo “ you did it?” Shane “yeah” Theo “ woah” 😂 lmao

A comedic gem 💎 man ⭐️!!

The genesis of the George Washinton bit is so great.

He is sincerely one of the bros lol we all had a friend like this but nobody who could verbalize his thoughts like this

😆 Shane said, “IT’S FINE!” looking at him like, calm the F**K down! 🤣

theo has the special talent of making any conversation 5x dumber

Theo is dope. I love the way he talks bro. He looks like he is doing an impression of himself.

"I'm from now. What are you doing out " 😂😂😂

I need more Shane and Theo in my life. Mattafact, I need some Matt and Theo in my life. Theo on MSSP would be EPIC! Matt and Theo could be the most explosive energy combination ever!

I’m so happy for Shane. He’s also getting me through a lot lately. Really glad to have discovered him.

Bert asking shane if his story was real is so damn ironic

CHOO CHOO😂 THE THEO SHANE TRAIN COMING THRU FOR UK SPEW

"...Far out" 😂😂😂

😂😂 😂 The new face of comedy 😂😂😂

@Foolmanjones

5 ай бұрын

Yep Jeff Dunham is the best

“You’d be undercover Bawss…” 😂

Shane just dismantling Hans Kim for the fraud he is

5:08 “I’m from now, what are you doin out” 😂😂 I was rinsing my mouth out from brushing my teeth and I spit water everywhere

Theo trying to be and not to be an undercover plantation boss is killing me

undercover boss....too good

Shane deserves all his success

I’m glad she staying clean lol

Halfway through the thriller dance 😂

I love that he's a Notre Dame fan

The way Theo talks is just absolutely golden, he phrases things in such a bizarrely comedic way. It's almost like he's not being intentionally funny, but everything he says cracks me up. The way he says "Look at the suds on her chest *a little*" fucking got me so bad. It's so silly. Most people would just say "Look at the suds on her chest" but Theo wants to make sure you only do it a little bit. Gotta be a gentleman about it. 😂 And directly before that "I'm glad she's staying clean" and right after it "We didn't bring you down here to get anything out of you". All in the space of like 15 seconds. I still am not sure whether he's a comedic genius or just accidentally hilarious.

Doing the dougie for a Amish chick has me cryyyyyinnnnnn😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ima try that , it’s a Amish far right up the road from me

SHANE GILLIS THE GOAT

really cool you got the george Washingtons slave quarters bit before it was complete

Share ripping dawyne the pebble Johnson was 100% perfect

The Hitler clip with the German outro music is pure comedy 🤣

The fact neither of them got the question 🤣

Whos back there so good I was crying

Damn Bert is the biggest “me me me” guy on KZread

It's funny what Shane says like him being mentally in challenge. It's hilarious because he says he feels like I'm doing a "Make a Wish for where I go, too

1:35 “I’m Glad She’s Clean” Bruh 😂😂💀

First man I’ve ever seen have Theo Von stumped 😂😂😂

Got a little hitch in ur giddyup? 😂😂😂

The chick with Tom Segura for sure voted for Biden. Her face when Shane is talking about voting for Biden 😂

Why am I being sold bibles, raw papers and liquid iv in the description haha

it's in mount vernon "wheres that?" outside of dc on the potomac ... "OH IVE BEEN THERE" then doesn't know about the actors

If Shane and Theo made a podcast... Gl everyone else

Yes you do Shane

"Oh you got a little hitch in your giddy-up?"

Shane talking about Washington's place "OH I'VE BEEN HERE" of course you have, Bert. Of course you have

“Undercover Bhosh”😂😂😂😂😂😂

2:23 what's funny is, a few days ago he worked out with the Rock 😂😂😂

Like if you saw/heard Bert and skipped.

@peterpiper5256

5 күн бұрын

Ain’t even got there yet but appreciate the heads up

16:11 got to be the funniest 😭

The whole story with Bert was in his Netflix special that’s hilarious

He was about to say i hope they dont see this 😂😂

Shulz drone guys😂😂😂😂

My second job at 16 was at a Taco Bell. I was always high and worked at fuckin Taco Bell so I ate Taco Bell and had the worst gas all the time. The store I worked at had a foyer. Any time my stoner ass felt any pressure I'd walk into that foyer and rip all the ass. Watching people walk into my ass air was the funniest thing ever back then. Can't lie... I laughed typing this.

@MMattes

5 ай бұрын

You look like you rip some lethal farts for sure.

@firstnamelastname5925

5 ай бұрын

Based beyond belief

Burt and his cool fitted hat 😎

The real comedy was that outro song.

Bro what did Shane not get about the random dream Theo is having about being an undercover boss lmao

That Andrew Schulz line took me the fuck out 😭😭

21:03 lmao the haircut is accurate

"I Have apparations in my head when I'm resting" -Theo Von

@BumboLooks

3 ай бұрын

What was the point of quoting that. It isn't funny.

THE MAN!!!!! FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!

At min11.10.. I genuinely thought the screen froze 😂😂

Theo and Shane might be the funniest people alive

@BumboLooks

3 ай бұрын

Not even close. 10% of their content is exceptionally funny but the rest is pretty ordinary.

It’s so hard to watch this and drink a beer

I was about to end the video then i heard theo " i had dreams about being a undercover slave "

“I would never do anything like that “ 💀

@11:16 i felt that laugh in my heart

Same 😂