"Hey God?" "yEsss?" "What am I?" "a Q U E E R"

@mvcurlyqs

4 жыл бұрын

Jess B me

@Bl00dy4nt0in3

4 жыл бұрын

“For keeping me humble “ 😂

@trishb5161

4 жыл бұрын

my favorite part😂

@eleonora4649

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@anonamass9244

4 жыл бұрын

What a mood

Shane: my face sucks Jeffree: *laughs in not true*

@gwengwen3769

4 жыл бұрын

Shane: my face sucks Jeffree: suck my face

I just don’t understand how people could call Jeffree ugly?! He’s so gorgeous!!!!

@dekomons

4 жыл бұрын

It's called insecurity or something. 🙃 Jeffree is a queen 👑

@victorsoul2328

4 жыл бұрын

i mean... eeh i wish he could get just a little bit thicker.

@aleahdolcealibangbang325

4 жыл бұрын

VictorMKNUTZ doesn’t he naturally have a fast metabolism tho? So it’s probably hard for him to keep the weight

@ihatetheinternetitsawesome3578

4 жыл бұрын

@@victorsoul2328 um...ok?

@silentviridity9098

4 жыл бұрын

@@victorsoul2328 jeffree literally eats like candy and chips all day

Shane and Jeffree, more than soulmate. They are long lost family, I just love how the world brought them together. Shane brings out jeffree humble, caring and soft natured personality. And jeffree brings out shane fun and wild self out. It makes me so happy I could watch their interaction all day, just wished they have like a vlog channel or something together.

@BrittaniLovesAll

4 жыл бұрын

I just want to be their friend too 😂🤷🏻‍♀️😭

@-KMA-

4 жыл бұрын

I love them together lol I want to hang out too!

@NotSogi

4 жыл бұрын

Leslie Owens same!!! But I’ll probably just be a third wheel. 😅

@jasmine-vp7sw

4 жыл бұрын

Anii best comment by far couldn’t agree more fam

@fredbostic5093

4 жыл бұрын

@@jasmine-vp7sw yes best comment ASAP !!!NEVER KNOW WHEN THE LAST TIME MAY BE 🤷

*Nate, I found plans for us later* Still my favorite

@matthewgraham7331

4 жыл бұрын

Followed by *NATE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?*

@notebook1148

4 жыл бұрын

@@chlemtom1 same

@plumdutchess

4 жыл бұрын

@@KidsWithGuns1992 No. Shane said: "All three of us sucking his dick. And he's (Andrew) just laughing. It (Andrew's penis) is so soft." Because he's not turned on by men.

Jeffree: GUCCI?! WE DON'T CARE ABOUT HER- TRASH! **throws gucci on dirty floor** Ryland: _what are you doing???_ **runs to gucci clothes**

@michellesantos8783

4 жыл бұрын

Shane: **tiny gasp** wait there's money in that bag!

@MidnightRain9813

4 жыл бұрын

Iconic

@xochitlgonzalez4064

4 жыл бұрын

dohyon's chubby cheeks literally meeeeee

@peptobismol3949

4 жыл бұрын

dohyon's chubby cheeks yes lmfao the way he grandma walks to the clothes

@ItsMedusaStone

4 жыл бұрын

My two personalities

Imagine just doing your boring job at walmart AND THEN SHANE DAWSON AND JEFFREY STAR WALK IN I think I would DIE

@user-gu2pz6si5y

4 жыл бұрын

200hennry200 spelled jeffree wrong but true 💀

@frannyfaderlake

4 жыл бұрын

boring job? thanks.

“that seemed very real.... IM SHANE”

@Chiara_Elena

4 жыл бұрын

Best moment! :D

@eleonora4649

4 жыл бұрын

Lol best thing ever

@lucianadelgado6654

3 жыл бұрын

he was right though, that seemed real to me 😂

jeffree throws Gucci on the floor shane: NO WAIT THERES MONEY IN THAT BAG!

I love how "motherly" Jeffree is with Shane with the shoes; checking the toes and asking about the fit. Lol.

@aimeem.h5909

4 жыл бұрын

I love that part... it makes it even more cute when Shane says "yip that's my toe!" 😭❤

"This key has wifi" girl can't relate😂

@sarahchristensen2812

4 жыл бұрын

", and bluetooth.."

“Nar, that’s how Australian people say ‘no’” Me: I mean their not wrong

@rosejohnson6674

4 жыл бұрын

Narrrr yeeaaaa Narr your right mate lmao

@dynakinn8315

4 жыл бұрын

2:14 in case anyone was wondering

@jessicabaker3986

4 жыл бұрын

Kitty PH when he truly isn’t wrong 🤣

@rachelmillington4921

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah nah yeah

@shay0371

4 жыл бұрын

That’s how geordies say no when denying something, e.g have u took any drugs... Nar wouldn’t dare

Shane literally cannot stop playing with his hair once he puts the wig on 😂

@mari-lm4ox

4 жыл бұрын

Mindy i know haha

Nobody: Me: watching a 43 minutes video of shane and jeffree

I know Nate ain’t straight, but when he said “let’s go handle it somewhere else”......He has me lookin for my own Nate 🤣

@MK-dn8oq

4 жыл бұрын

Actually he considers himself straight. Jeffree is the first not genetically female person he's been with.

@NaniiFresh756

4 жыл бұрын

T I oh shit forreal? I didn’t know that. I’ve been watching Jeffrees vids for years and just now know this. Thank you🙏🏻

@a.froman1419

4 жыл бұрын

@@MK-dn8oq bro tbh I was gonna say that he wasn't genetically a female but then my blind ass had to read over and it said "not genetically female" so my bad for almost coming for you lol this comment was unnecessary but 🙆 sorry lol

@a.froman1419

4 жыл бұрын

My comment just shows how fucking in my head I can really get God darnit lol

This could easily be longer and I'd watch it

I just love how Jeffree gift things to Shane. I swear if I had all that money I would be the same with my friends. I see that Jeffree cares for Shane and loves him so much that he just feels the need to express that and give Shane presents, and it's clear is not because he wants to show off, is because he cares deeply about Shane. They're really frienship goals.♡

@staceysmith8292

4 жыл бұрын

Keilyn V. C. Morales me too! What a dream 😊

@meylingsoza1449

4 жыл бұрын

That's how Jeffree is with herfriends, but you can see that Shane is not really interested in Jeffree money and I think that's way Jeffree feel so happy and secure around Shane. I love them both and is so cool to see their friendship blossom.

@keilynv.c.morales648

4 жыл бұрын

@@meylingsoza1449 Exactly! Shane doesn't care about Jeffree's money or fame or power, Shane cares about Jeffree just for being himself. That's why is more meaningful and beautiful.♡

When Jeffree through his Gucci stuff on the floor Ryland: (gasp) (rushes over to pick it up) what are u doing?!

Jeffree: If you were single Ryland: Oh WOAH WOAH WOAH

Jokes aside Jeffree should name his next dog "Darkness"

@aliceshakara

4 жыл бұрын

Scary i read this. I have a black teacup pom and her name IS Darkness lol. We just call her peewee cuz shes so small though haha

Friendship goals. Used to have wholsesome silly friendships like this when i was younger.. I miss it.

@stephfran5482

4 жыл бұрын

same

Doctor: you have 86 mins to live. What are you gonna do?? Me: *watches this video...twice*

@MrProbeNWatch

4 жыл бұрын

But what about unskipable adds. Your gonna die 30 seconds early 😭😭

@BreeNichole1993

4 жыл бұрын

Hav3L_ Smash3R no ads if you have KZread premium

@ddizzystarss

4 жыл бұрын

salt with a side of salt but also time to search up the video, click on it, +ads etc.

@2IGHT2EER

4 жыл бұрын

salt with a side of salt ACTUALLY I'm a huge grammar nerd and I don't care if you r/woosh me but it's spelt "actually"

Shane: "that's how Australian people say no." "Nar" Me: *"CLEORRRRR"*

@allisonlang75

4 жыл бұрын

H2OOOOOOOO

@eboniemakowski7414

4 жыл бұрын

Erla -_- LMAO IM AUSTRALIAN AND NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

@user-if6zi1im5p

4 жыл бұрын

WHY IS THAT ME LIKE THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE OF H20

@LLLadySSS

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooooooooooo

@erlaasgeirs8323

4 жыл бұрын

@@eboniemakowski7414 no, I know 😆🤣 I'm just making fun of these australian episodes

Jeffree :"Gucci?! We dont care about her! TRASH! **throwing gucci clothes and shoes** " Shane :"wait, there is money in there"

@luccamalualves8261

4 жыл бұрын

Ryland: *panic noises* whAT aRe yOU dOIN???

Too funny how JC thought he was " In charge" going up the stairs.

@twinkcz07

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 EXACTLY

@yodareee

4 жыл бұрын

And to think Jeffree humbled himself and said thay all are in charge so it doesn't really matter 😌

@maribelle6480

4 жыл бұрын

@@yodareee And even if he hadn't humbled himself, it was HIS home and it would have made sense that he be first. JC was just thirsty for the attention and it showed.

@NyxSpirit

4 жыл бұрын

I was just about to comment this until I seen you did it for me, Lmao! He was so damn thirsty for attention 😂

@kaitlynlee1377

4 жыл бұрын

Jc extra thirsty for attention with the release of a smaller version of the same exact pallette 🙄

0:52 when they throw shade at manny for always copying jeffree 😂

*Jeffree Star Enjoying Being Shane's Sugar Daddy for 43 Minutes*

@MK-dn8oq

4 жыл бұрын

You get they are basically the same age right?

@slackerjade

4 жыл бұрын

@@MK-dn8oq You get that its a joke right? Sugar daddy's don't have to be old B, money is money

Scandal should be a shadow for Shane Dawson and Jeffree’s new palette

@blairwaldorf-bass8180

4 жыл бұрын

Abby_ Jimenez i love this!!!

As jefree made Shanes Make-up and Shane began to make Manny MUA. I died!🤣

@carbitch9498

4 жыл бұрын

whhat

@PINKVENOMGIRLS

4 жыл бұрын

I lost a brain cell reading this

@daki1276

4 жыл бұрын

@@PINKVENOMGIRLS Shane imitate Manny MUA pleae look at the Video where's jefree make mannys make-up! Than you will know what i'm talking about honey!👀 The same movements, same laughing and the simply same Make up on Shane as Mannys made from Alien Jefree Star bitch!

@daki1276

4 жыл бұрын

@@PINKVENOMGIRLS It think you lost all your braincells bitch and not only one, what's so difficult on my comment? Please look the Video from the beginning and maybe you'll know what i'm talking about if not and you really doesn't have or had even one braincell than read my comment down below if i have answered the question from the Girl after your question @ Are you know into the whole braincell Situation? I hope i got you know "Bitches"??????🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@ceinflynn3348

4 жыл бұрын

@@daki1276 did..did you have a stroke typing this???

It’s 2am why have I just spent almost an hour watching a compilation of moments from videos I have already seen in their entirety

CAN I PLEASE HAVE A MAN THAT LOOKS AT ME LIKE NATE BECAUSE HE IS EVERYTHING

@MizDimples

4 жыл бұрын

Even a man who looks at me how nate looked at Shane when he said let's go handle it somewhere else 😂😂😂

@exmell801

4 жыл бұрын

SAME

@atinyvoid8126

Ай бұрын

Man this comment aged like milk 😂

Literally every moment of them together is iconic

When a single spoon costs more than my life😂😂

Jeffree posing and serving middle American tourist on the ice machine while Ryland dove to pick his expensive clothes off the ground is everything 😂😂😂😂

after a hard day this is the best thing to see

Jeffree makes me laugh in everything he does.

First series: Shane to Jeffree “I want you to make me rich” while being scared of two 10k+ bags Second series: Jeffree making Shane rich with a millions of dollars collab with JSC and MORPHE while wearing his gucci backpack👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

i love how Jeffree looks soo happy when he is giving presents hahahaha ..

I am glad they found each other and share with us. They both are so entertaining.

"I never know what gender to shop for." 😂 Yessss, we stan an ambiguous queen.

16:11 "Hello DIAMOND- Darkness. Whatever your name is..." 😂😂😂

"aye yo whats up dog what are you doing bro, you look very nice" my fave

"How do i keep my body in"😂😂😂😂💯💯

Shane and Jeffree are literal adult children and it's something I think I need 😂

Shane: "new lifestyle" "riches to rags" Also Shane: "20 Million Dollar Deal" We stan

Shane: this key HAS WIFI!!? Jeffree: yeah thank you and Bluetooth Shane: ... 👀*realizes he’s broke compared to jeffree for the 100th time that day*

I honestly really love the together Shane gives Jeffrey a different type of real and Jeffrey shows Shane he should always be confident

I literally know all these moments *By Heart* but I still watched all 43 minutes of it!! That's *Shane + Jeffree* power!

You could tell how much joy it brings Jeffree to give his friends gifts. I hope one day I can be in a similar position because I bet it’s euphoric.

‘My face sucks’ -Mood since birth

shane was turned on by that comment Nate made i stg “let’s go handle it somewhere else”

@kierstantruscott7952

4 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn't be he's so gorgeous like omg he's absolutely gorgeous. But I wouldn't trade my boyfriend for anything in the world. He's so absolutely wonderful.

I honestly HATE how james did Shane's eyebrows like wtf is that even

@lucypolki

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr! Like the whole draq community; am i a joke to you

@killerhedgehog91

4 жыл бұрын

In general I feel like he did crap make-up on Shane. What he did compared to what Jeffree did in the beginning of the video was league's apart.

@gorey348

4 жыл бұрын

@@killerhedgehog91 yeah I really cant go oooh with that

@snoox27

4 жыл бұрын

The whole FaceTime comment was so mean

@gfran7112

4 жыл бұрын

where?

Doctor: You've got 43 minutes and 30 seconds to live Me: **Plays this video**

Shane getting all up on Nate is my favourite 😂😂

james is so not the leader of this group

*tries to pluck Shane’s eyebrows* “woah eyebrows of steel”

Shane just confused by Jeffrees life is everything.

16:10 “hello diamond darkness whatever your name is “ MY FAVORITE PART 😂😂😂😂😂

I blush whenever Nate says “let’s go handle it somewhere else”

i love how jeffree says “one last thing” like 50 times lol

23:07 When I first heard Shane say “Nate, where the fuck are you?!?!”, I laughed so hard I cried! Suddenly, his voice got really deep. 😂🤣😂🤣

When Jeffree believes pronouns so much he thinks being a baby is a gender 😂

21:57 - 22:12 one of my favorite jeffree moments of all time

I love how James is trying to take the staircase walk so seriously and you can tell Jeffree and Shane are just screwing around in the back

21:56 "Do I sound that fvcking *gay* ?"

Nah uh, correction, you mean *Shane and Jeffree being iconic 31 and 33 years*

I don’t care about their problems. They are so fucking funny together.

no one: James: Sister something, sister that, sister this-

@Maxxx_Power

4 жыл бұрын

More like Sister STOP

@gogicore

4 жыл бұрын

MarshmallowNebula XD

no one: again literally noone: them: “AUstrAliAns SaY nARrR” yeah nah mate not like that we dont

@ronnierich9294

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@ohitsjustme.890

4 жыл бұрын

Olivia Maynard you mean “yeah naR”

@KidsWithGuns1992

4 жыл бұрын

Nah yeah mate

@staceysmith8292

4 жыл бұрын

😂🙌🏻

@pintobean4062

4 жыл бұрын

Issa jooooke

anyone notice that repeating that Shane did in the beginning was mocking Manny mua repeating Jeffree in EVERY video they did.... 🤣 never got that but im obsessed at that low key shade. 👏🏼

jeffree’s high pitched screaming makes me laugh so hard every time without fail

tHIS IS WHAT A GENUINE FRIENDSHIP LOOKS LIKE

@juliakercsmar6587

4 жыл бұрын

Great now i just need a best friend and about 50 million dollars. But true. I love their dynamic.

jeffree: rip eileen me: HAHAHAHHAHA IM DYING

LITERALLY SOULMATES UGH I LOVE IT

My favorite Jeffree clip of all time has to be: “AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Hi babyyyyy”

Jeffree is that cousin you wanna be when you grow up.

Every time Shane says “Nate, come kiss mama!” and “NATE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??!!” makes me die laughing.

11:48 is my profile pic

@deeperedges3100

4 жыл бұрын

iconic!!!

“Nobody will help me cause i look like this” me everyday

I just love how jeffree is being a free-bird whenever shane is around. like, the skips around or the little kid runs. aww.

*sees that I’m even barely late* Now this is an avengers level threat

@notafurry7618

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@nico.ban16

4 жыл бұрын

Jollycff 100th like

@cfulwiler2791

4 жыл бұрын

SBRNhank Thank you brooooo xD

7:28 Jeffree - “Gucci? We don’t care about her! Trash!” Shane - “wait there’s money in that bag” 😂😂😂

Doctor: you have 43 minutes left Me: *watches this*

i LOVE them

when they just start licking shane-

@jenniferfisher3088

4 жыл бұрын

I love your profile picture 😊

@heavenwatkins1797

4 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferfisher3088 hehe ty serendipity

23:07 nate *deep voice*" where the fuck are you" favorite moment 😂😂

When he throws the Gucci and says trash.. I felt that shit😂😂😂

19:46 I lost all my breathing skills😂 27:28

Ok but tea: jeffree’s makeup on Shane looks 1000% than James Charles

@987goldstaralbum

4 жыл бұрын

Looks 50% Drew Barrymore on Shane

"This looks like an illegal nightstick." Omfg I'm so shocked Jeffree didnt say anything wrong...

“No no no no no, not next to the new lime Birkin bitch” lives in my head rent free 😂😂😂

I literally watch them when I’m depressed and they make me laugh so much

you both made me smile on a very difficult day, I love your realness. Can't wait to see the rest of your series xo

this video literally made my week

Every time Jeffree does the deep voice it shocks me

"And I want... you to make me rich." And now Shane's getting his own pallet, at a higher than average percentage. Jeffree is taking that "make me rich" request seriously!

This compilation really makes ryland look jealous of jeffree and Shane’s relationship lol

@rHamUK

Жыл бұрын

He's salty asf They're all horrible people anyway

“Has you ever seen a rosebud?” .... “PFFT HAHAHA” 😂

7:28 I can’t breathe 🤣🥴

“my face sucks” i related to that so much