"I procrastinate by doing less important homework." So true.

@user9o777laont

8 жыл бұрын

YES.

@lucasm4299

6 жыл бұрын

Jordan Kramer Does anyone know his name?? Haha 😉

University of Chicago: Where the only thing that goes down on you is your GPA.

@justanotherhuman1865

5 жыл бұрын

Roguenify deceased

"if i only had 1 hour to live id spend it in this class because it feels like an eternity" LMAO

I was at Chicago from 1984-1988. Watching this gave me a sweet nostalgic wrench -- since it's obvious that all the things I loved (and hated!) about the place haven't changed at all.

@matthewnickerson9962

11 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly, Jordan.

@JordanOrlando

11 ай бұрын

@@matthewnickerson9962 Hello, Matt!

@matthewnickerson9962

11 ай бұрын

Hey Jordan. Guess your YT alerts are on, as are mine. Took me seven years to discover this. If you ever come to a reunion, I will say hello in person 😄

"the tests have more curves than the girls" bwahahahahaha!!!

"UChicago. Where the tests have more curves than the girls." LMAOOO

Can confirm, UChicago is still exactly like this (before the Plague happened). Glad some things don't change!

@adama4791

2 жыл бұрын

Yep 100% accurate

My favorite, how about some coffee and some pretentious conversation. So true lol

this is enough for me to realize im not going to uchicago

“I procrastinate by doing less important homework” EXTREMELY FUNNY 😂

I procrastinate by doing less important homework. lololol

I love how they actually got regular kids to do this...not just theater kids who love being on camera. Like me. Haha

'I only have one hour to live and I spend it on this class because it feels like an eternity' Lol, I'm so madly in love with this place.

watched this video as a prospect and i didn't get it. rewatched as a student, and oh my god its too accurate.

This makes me miss UChicago so much... AND THE PEOPLE IN THIS VIDEO it's been so long since I've seen so many of you.

“this is the university of chicago, NOTHING is immoral” 😭😭

OMG! I graduated from the UofC in 1994. It's good to see that my tribe remains the same. This video is like a freakin' time warp.

Does she maximize your expected utility? XD

"THE TESTS HAVE MORE CURVES THAN THE GIRLS" DEAD AF

I submitted my UChicago app yesterday this video is now my entire inspiration.

I want UChicago 2020 so much :}

@kiranbrar4963

8 жыл бұрын

Me too!! Good luck!!

@bobbelcher678

7 жыл бұрын

Did you get in?

@johanfaisal8613

7 жыл бұрын

Hey we can be in the same class, see you there

@malaikashroff7608

3 жыл бұрын

I want UChicago 2025 so much. Haha

@chilastica

3 жыл бұрын

@@malaikashroff7608 how did it go?

Uchicago 2022...plz omg 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏

@hayleystudy

7 жыл бұрын

Better study, its the 3rd ranked university in America right now!

@willv6185

5 жыл бұрын

Did you get in?

Yes. We really do hammer that "of" in the University "OF" Chicaga.

"I procrasinate by doing less important homework" THIS IS SO FUNNY, BECAUSE IT IS ACTUALLY TRUE FOR ME LOLOL

BJ is literally the Hogwarts dorm. Even though almost the whole school was pretty much Hogwarts.

"let the number of shits I give about delta epsilon proofs be the minimum of one and epsilon" I felt that in my very soul. Screw delta epsilon proofs.

This gave me the will to study for my exams after grinning from ear to ear strangely enough. Intellectual trolling at its finest! =D

"Where's Broadview?" In my heart.

2:57 is perhaps the most spot on thing I have ever seen.

Something about "if you cross the seal, you'll not graduate in 4 years"

I lived in Shoreland 2002-2005. It was before your time.

Oh, man. I haven't been there in over 20 years, and it's still definitely the U of C I knew. Now I want to go check out that new building and see what it's like with snow. Sigh. Half a country away...

I came here to try to try to prepare myself for getting rejected by hating UChicago, but now I want to go here even more

i literally watched this video like years before I got into uchicago and even knew what econ was and now 0:27 makes sense... thanks ECON 20000

@laineweis6024

3 жыл бұрын

....did u give a tour at UofC recently...

"You're like a fucking unicorn." LOL

class of 2024 wya

I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR MIDTERM

everyone looks socially inept and and weird lol it's kind of discouraging:/

@axk877

8 жыл бұрын

Lol you shouldn't judge their sociability by their acting.

@roguenify

8 жыл бұрын

+Alexandra Koenig They are social inept and weird. But really really smart.

@Nonpeasant

7 жыл бұрын

How is that bad? Do you want another high school with inane popularity contests instead of learning things?

@stephanie4812

7 жыл бұрын

guess it's not the school for you

@peppa_pig_

7 жыл бұрын

they thought it was i got accepted last spring lol didn't go though

LOL! This only makes me want to go to UChicago even more now!

"What's faw kaw?" "OMG YOU'VE NEVER READ FOUCAULT?" Boner killer for him. lol

Was the "Bartlett is better than South" an anchorage reference?

Campus looks beautiful

Going to uchicago this fall and seeing this is making me laugh

@adama4791

2 жыл бұрын

Good luck, have fun coming out more sad but it’s all worth it. Also this video is accurate

@adama4791

2 жыл бұрын

Also if it’s not clear, yes I went to UChicago

OMG THIS VIDEO IS GOLD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1:12 that pizza looks so burnt

2:34 On Kant

I like how your name is 'Angela Wang' and there is a Pi symbol as your photo

This is the best "Shit Students Say!"

Anyone here a Chicago native

@estrellavazquez4009

7 жыл бұрын

Steven Bowman i am even though im 6 months late

Say "nothing is immoral" at the u of c is bad luck. Cf. "Rope" (1948).

You guys have a watered-down Core. You want some Real McCoys, go pre-class of 2002. And then we had to walk in the snow from Shoreland because the buses didn't work :P You guys have dorms next to the Reg---can I get a whoo whoo? ;)

dude the first one fucking got me

1:20 lol diminishing returns haha

OMG I hear this all on the bus

"f*ck these made up words" me reading these business cases for my classes

"Fuck these made up words." Now im depressed im not hyper smart.

What music is that starting at 1:17 And ending at 1:24

@subzerorussian

8 жыл бұрын

+Aidan Moore Darude - Sandstorm

Lol @1:14 My fear the day before an exam.

I know both an Econ major and a former Econ major from UChicago.

@treadmill6089

10 жыл бұрын

We should give you a medal. No no, how about a Nobel prize?

@GeedanUK

10 жыл бұрын

Tread Mill Nobel prize should come in handy! After all, Obama won one!

0:34 funniest part

omg i love this place

0:52 Oh my god

...yup, that's us.

1:36 Are you reading "Ulysses"?

2:33 is brilliant

2:36 On Nietzsche

lol the old superstitious tradition. step on the emblem, you don't graduate. NOOOO! favorite part.

In the passion pits.

2:21 who is that????

Delta-Epsilon 😩

Lol'd when he tried buying adderall at the coffee shop.

What does "You're so UChicago pretty" mean?

@BatDude27

9 жыл бұрын

I dont go to UChicago but it sounds to me that the the girls in UC are so ugly that they are rated on a whole other standard. So whereas in the outside world that girl may be a 4 or 5 in UC, that girl would be a 8 or a 9 because of relativism.

@Atteindrelesetoile

9 жыл бұрын

BatDude27 hahaha woow that's absolutely awful damn

@BatDude27

9 жыл бұрын

Atteindrelesetoile pretty much ^_^

@vanshmurad1

9 жыл бұрын

BatDude27 its just self depreciatory humor, it isnt like UChicago really gets the ugliest chicks

I lost it at "fuck Nietzsche."

UCHICAGO: Qua laetitia venit mori.

UChicago 2021! :D

@adama4791

2 жыл бұрын

Congrats on graduating

oohhh milkshake Wednesdaysss!!!

Pretentious conversation lol. Goals

Also no BGM

a+

That dude is right to brag about the Shoreland. Shoreland was the sex bomb. RIP Shoreland.

1:01 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I do 2:57 every time

That is soooo funny.

not for accelerated viewing!

This, the global ruling class of tomorrow. God help us.

College looks awesome *text sarcasm

UChicago 2025, lets see just how true these are hehe

@adama4791

2 жыл бұрын

This is all true

I wanted to contribute a recent comment.

Congratulations on your graduation, it's all downhill from here. Here is an immediate to-do list: 1. impossible: a. fix economy. includes social security, collapsing fiat currency, medicare/medicaid/socialized medicine/job creation/rising taxes, and much more. b. stop escalation of pending martial law and subsequent civil war. c. prepare contingency plan for post-nuclear world war/outbreak of super virus. d. revive Detroit. e. rewrite U.S. Constitution Good luck.

@valdomero738

5 жыл бұрын

aka race war now

I can taste the soy everything they've said

I want to major in econ at UChicago...awkward

What's U Chicago pretty

@D3vilDogSemperFi

8 жыл бұрын

+Malcolm Fleming It's aka U Chicago goggles, when you lower your standard and think everyone look cute. A 6 in the world would be a 9.5 in U of C.

@Brownfox1981

8 жыл бұрын

+Son Nguyen True, true.

The sound editing in this is horrible.

Died @ 1:35

This video sucks, and I am an alum. I'm willing to try to ignore that the "shit" the UChicago students are saying in this video is a humble-brag caricature not dissimilar to the garbage writing on "The Big Bang Theory", but the acting and production values are too embarrassingly poor to tolerate. It's the stuff of Tim & Eric parodies.

@enriqueesparza6246

5 жыл бұрын

holy mother of ostentatiousness

Should have been on off off collab

WHAT IS THIS.

"You're so UChicago pretty."

Could be better?

Yes