This speaks to me...

@senorplatano7271

8 жыл бұрын

Delete Fallout 4.

@UselessAkaiKzary

8 жыл бұрын

lol hi womble.

@amogus694

8 жыл бұрын

notice me senpai

@hankthorpe314

8 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@kingofsnake3683

8 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT OF ALL THE PEOPLE AND ALL THE PLACES

The delay of Half-life games has slowly driven the community insane

@kekera6044

6 жыл бұрын

Botbulb Yes. It very much has.

@ketchup_lube

6 жыл бұрын

Half life 3 beta footage is looking great tho

@pipdoesstuff3709

6 жыл бұрын

Botbulb how about transmissions element 120

@Backlight4405

6 жыл бұрын

Rip hl

@yourpaldeebs261

6 жыл бұрын

M Y I C I N G

I felt sorry for the last guy he killed. That guy went out of his way to offer a bar graph and everything to help him understand why things were off-limits.

@zarefbewalker1859

3 жыл бұрын

did you not read the graph? it was an argument over poopbut

@EbonBold

3 жыл бұрын

@@zarefbewalker1859 It's off limits because they've been trying to figure out the correlation of the spike in poop butts and the zombie apocalypse. For some reason, it's causing people to die and come back

@The_____H

3 жыл бұрын

One thing you dont realise is that half life games are amazing You can just play them over and over again and have fun You have mods for em

@jamstheshapeshifter

2 жыл бұрын

@@The_____H That....has nothing to do with what he said. No one said they weren't

@turmspitzewerk

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamstheshapeshifter they were probably replying to a deleted comment

I remember when there was subtitles that told us what each character were saying Too bad it’s gone

@RandomHandleLol1738

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe it’s just a burning memory.

@ExtrnalSorce2

2 жыл бұрын

@@RandomHandleLol1738 Really wish we had a caretaker for those subtitles now..

@dardanik

2 жыл бұрын

@@ExtrnalSorce2 I doubt these are the originals, but I found some subtitles in the comments made by masterofthecontinuum oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy "STOP!" what, why? "Off limits!" *pew pew "sir put the gun dow-" no. "please don't..." *pew pew Cue chorus: I am going into work! going into work prepared to do my job and to get paid for my hard work! and no one will get in my way- "stop!" what the? "sir there's no work today." *pew pew Chorus: I am going into work! going into work prepared to do my job and to get paid for my hard work! and no one will get in my way. "sir there's been an accident in the plant!" "and people have been getting killed!" "you need to go back the way you came!" "there's zombies walking around everywhere!" "If you don't leave the place right now" "there's a very high chance that you won't live." "I would reccomend that you-" "sir?" "why" "did" "you" "point" "your gun" "at me?" You're keeping me from doing my job.... *pew pew Chorus: I am going into work! Going into work prepared to do my job....

@KiwiSpartan01

2 жыл бұрын

@@dardanik nice

@redstonewarrior0152

2 жыл бұрын

KZread removed community comments, so I think you have youtube to blame for the lack of likely community made subtitles.

"Stealth is optional for this mission"

@rubberbandman1410

6 жыл бұрын

Hanzer 2277 hahahahahaa

@thesupertoaster9628

6 жыл бұрын

Me when stealth is required

@TKK-630

5 жыл бұрын

Optional? Hmmmm *grabs rpg-7, 10 grenades and a lmg* LEROOOOOOOY JENKINS

@DrewFr33m4nn

5 жыл бұрын

@@TKK-630 gives you a bottomless magazine

@TKK-630

5 жыл бұрын

@@DrewFr33m4nn what even is a "bottomless magazine"? Like infinite ammo?

Fallout: The Vaults are meant to keep anything out from coming in when the doors are closed The Enclave:

@paydankgang7772

3 жыл бұрын

This is such an underrated goddamn joke

@dailymarill0002

3 жыл бұрын

I see you're a man of great taste when it comes to video games

@sarahlyons1012

3 жыл бұрын

Man the best joke to come out of 2020 Lmao

@Cobblestone8_alt_account

3 жыл бұрын

Enclave tf2

@TuckyBlue

3 жыл бұрын

(Who made the vaults)

This has been my phone’s ringtone for the last five and a half years

@egecaglar2265

2 жыл бұрын

how nice of you my friend! Making everyone elses ears happy with that "song"

@turkishgigachad2285

2 жыл бұрын

this vidio cringe than my toilet

@philberthambone8110

Жыл бұрын

How tldo I do that teach me your ways

In summary: a rogue security guard is entering the most restricted part of black mesa through the usage of brutal Glock fire.

@HappyJazzLover

2 жыл бұрын

With military guards being completely unarmed for some reason

@turkishgigachad2285

2 жыл бұрын

this vidio cringe than my toilet

@OptimalDiffusion

2 жыл бұрын

I believe the lambda complex and xen research facilities were the most secretive.

The last guy was genuinely concerned for his safety and he dies like the others.

@Phishkisses

5 жыл бұрын

that's what you get for caring about the well being of others

@HentaiLover-gb1xl

4 жыл бұрын

@Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains no... Alexa play me loli hentai

@2v02

4 жыл бұрын

Face the best die like the rest

@darthvadorplaysandstormtro8265

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@noelanoelanoelanoelanoela

4 жыл бұрын

@@HentaiLover-gb1xl yes officer, this comment right here

I love how despite all the What-the-fuckery in this video, you can still salvage some kind of plot or story

@EMan-1920

3 жыл бұрын

@Aidan Bramwell that and Playstation plus.

@7ThePrimagen

3 жыл бұрын

yeah... he doesn't give two shits about anybody in there XD

@teagueclews1012

3 жыл бұрын

Nanomachines, Dr Freeman!

@THEROWANSKI

3 жыл бұрын

Only us.... Only the most intelligently stupid

@felixc.3444

3 жыл бұрын

@Aidan Bramwell A man of taste, you're awesome and I'll buy you a coffee.

Godammit😭🤣 almost 9 years later and seeing him make fun of the desk guard he killed still makes me cackle haha

This is how Barney escaped black mesa.

This is how about 40 thousands years of human technological and culture progress looks like

@agnryfaic9605

9 жыл бұрын

*weight

@RedstoneMiner66756

9 жыл бұрын

Scivirino Scivirson I can't tell if you're serious or not.

@BPJJohn

9 жыл бұрын

Agnry Faic gaben

@123698lol

9 жыл бұрын

Nikko2I >40,000 years

@kafs1822

9 жыл бұрын

Wolfguy18 For the emperor?

I love that he kills the cigar guy in cold blood and then immediately laughs and mocks him for begging for his life.

@ravenousbasilisk5120

7 жыл бұрын

eh? He wasn't begging for his life imo, he was trying to prevent him from going where wherever he gone.

@sharp14x

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, because of the zombies.

@bostonian4650

6 жыл бұрын

McLovin thank you for telling me that I didn't fucking noticed

@lilmrclean

6 жыл бұрын

McLovin me too

@cyrodiin

6 жыл бұрын

Clone Blaster Uh oh. Butthurt child alert

There could be an alternate half-life timeline where everyone talks exactly like this. You can’t prove me wrong.

@rafaelalvesoliveira245

2 жыл бұрын

*EH EH EH EH EH EH EHE EH EH EH*

@KiraSlith

2 жыл бұрын

That checks out in a many worlds interpretation. although, in that timeline we'd probably talk in squeeky barks too.

@Soren9302

2 жыл бұрын

Ah the Banjo and Kazooie universe

I like how the graph is about the values of butts over time

Somewhere in the future there’s gonna be a poor historian forced to decipher the messages of these videos

@IAm18PercentCarbon

3 жыл бұрын

"Uhh... this one... there's a man, and a sign about 'popular folk permissions not granted'? Then he dances, and there's... a can? And a chicken. And then the police come." "..." "The wisdom of the ancients is not for us to know"

@dababystone472

3 жыл бұрын

"I think we should Burn it"

@steampunknord

3 жыл бұрын

And if Shakespeare is anything to go by then they'll assume that this is higher art than it was ever intended to be.

@hunterv9983

3 жыл бұрын

@@steampunknord Faqs

@The_Stumbler

3 жыл бұрын

"You see, the blue dot represents something.... Communism!"

When you finally snap after working the same job for 12 years

@Gustoberg

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable is the word

@Pomegranate44

4 жыл бұрын

That’s suspiciously specific

@Horse_fast

4 жыл бұрын

Thats the plot of going down

@-YELDAH

4 жыл бұрын

Fredbear 24 nah m8, it just happens every now and again

@RealGrayKnight

4 жыл бұрын

YELDAH lmao

The soldiers went after Freeman because they had STRICT orders to avoid Barney *AT ALL COSTS*

Facility manager: "How did you let one man with a glock breach the facility..." Wounded guard: "You don't understand boss, he was a slav. We couldn't stop 'em."

@BlackMesaResearchFacility

Жыл бұрын

or in Black Mesa lore terms: HECU General: "How did you let one Security Guard with a Glock breach the perimeter..." Wounded HECU Grunt: "You don't understand General, he was Barney, We couldn't stop him."

"Sir due to the abnormally high mortality rate as signified by this graph, I must strongly advise against your entering this area. If you proceed this way the chances of you meeting an untimely end will increase exponentially." "SQUEAK" *gunshots*

@Hyro_Thod

3 жыл бұрын

"The Rise of Butts due to the population"

@moatddtutorials

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hyro_Thod Missed opportunity for "The rise of butts due to poopulation"

@loganquinn1772

3 жыл бұрын

The amount of butts and poops has risen exponentially.

@thecorneroftheinternet4656

3 жыл бұрын

Benry: I don’t give a shit about your nerd shit. I got some passports to see so fuck off.

that fucking Thomas theme kills me every time.

@Sg435

7 жыл бұрын

Ziltoid the Omniscient I know

@icanseeyou9820

7 жыл бұрын

Ziltoid the Omniscient So perfect...

@ilikecats830

7 жыл бұрын

Killed the guy at the start too

@colemashewske3704

7 жыл бұрын

Immature Brit and the every guy in general

@fedorpinskiy

7 жыл бұрын

Ziltoid the Omniscient you died about ∞ times?

Long ago I found you through Messyourself. Whilst the children played in the sandboxes and drew stick figures, I sat here watching these masterpieces. True craftsmanship and genius was made to formulate this nostalgia. Thank you. This is the content I lived for and still do to this day.

This is a walking peace of art it says so much about the nature of existence.

I love how this manages to tell a story with no dialog while still maintaining the pacing of a fever dream.

I watch this way too often.

@TheNicMaster99

9 жыл бұрын

Kshaway Kshaway yo!

@amstenrade9821

9 жыл бұрын

Kshaway Love you Kshaway!

@amstenrade9821

9 жыл бұрын

Kshaway Love you Kshaway!

@a4senal101

9 жыл бұрын

I find it soothing if I'm having a stressful day

@WithinAR

6 жыл бұрын

Dalas review!

I'll never get over your attention to detail when it comes to animating them to each and every little beat. It's so good

This is still more entertaining than anything Disney has done in 6 years.

eh

@dragondildo8309

10 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Zink EH

@Isaacfess

10 жыл бұрын

Dragon Dildo EH!

@hauntedScribe

10 жыл бұрын

EUH OOHH EUH

@Isaacfess

10 жыл бұрын

Hauntern Mcno WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-AH-AAAA-HA-AH-AH-AH

@owendilworth7524

10 жыл бұрын

Eh

Trying to sleep at a decent hour My brain at 3am:

@notjudgementalsoldier5135

4 жыл бұрын

My brain 24/7

@glizzygobbler8012

4 жыл бұрын

I'm literally watching this at like 2:07AM on a school night, fuck me.

@Sir_Bucket

4 жыл бұрын

@@glizzygobbler8012 Prepare your anis boi

@chillman3377

4 жыл бұрын

I have autism

@ediodimacaroni

4 жыл бұрын

@@chillman3377 i hav bren demage

this is....... A MASTERPIECE

Those years were such a golden age at the time.

What Hunt Down The Freeman should have looked like

@WoodlandFops

6 жыл бұрын

You play as the guy trying to reason with the main villain, helmet guy. You have three tries, then you have to restart the game.

@noahgavina665

6 жыл бұрын

TheBestTrashMammal no this is the sequel to Hunt Down The (REFUND really) Freeman, “Hunt Down The Calhoun”

@MizManFryingP

5 жыл бұрын

I agree

@clientsname2933

5 жыл бұрын

it is basically this, but bad.

@DinoThatPlaysHaloQ

5 жыл бұрын

Yes I would play this for $20

For those of you who are trying to understand this video, let me tell you. The Black mesa security guard is trying to get through Black Mesa for indeterminate reasons but the Soldiers are trying to keep him out because it is dangerous and ridden with Zombies but the security guard tries to show them that he can hold his own against them and because they don't agree with him regardless of him holding weapon, he shoots them so they'll get out of his way. The part where the security guard turns into a soldier is the fact he is mocking them for dismissing him for stupid reasons.

@SparksX18

9 жыл бұрын

oh.

@JinxBigStompa

9 жыл бұрын

And how do you know this is the true meaning?

@JinxBigStompa

9 жыл бұрын

Well ok but I think somthing just have to have many story's that's why I asked

@Diego78142

9 жыл бұрын

Or maybe the security guard is trying to disguise himself to get past. (EDIT) By his gestures he is mocking him.

@Chronobus

9 жыл бұрын

Diego78142 He was probably disguising himself and mocking them at the same time. Because of the noise he made, he was caught by the security guard.

Even after 9 years, Barney's legs still crack me up.

Hard to believe this legendary classic is 8 years old now.. I still remember the old video of this with lyrics.. Good, simple times

what if this is the only thing ever found to be made by humans and its all aliens have to work off of their history books would be 10/10 reads

@CringePotato

9 жыл бұрын

***** The aliens would look up to us

@signmanstrr5577

9 жыл бұрын

NEBB JJ Imagine their History Class

@MrGreatDane2

9 жыл бұрын

***** imagine their efforts to find out our language :P

@signmanstrr5577

9 жыл бұрын

lolslayer Jesus.

@MrGreatDane2

9 жыл бұрын

***** just call me god ;D

0:41 I can see the pain in this guard's eyes. He just witnessed a man laughing as he slaughtered his partners. Now he stands face to face with this shape shifting demon of a human being hellbent on moving forward, and he knows that he is the last vanguard keeping this man from whatever lies ahead. He pours everything he has into convincing this beast from progressing. He mimes out the danger ahead. He pulls out an accurate chart. He does everything in his power to stop this poor lost soul. With a gun in his face, staring at certain death, he pleads with the man one last time to turn back. Deep down, he knows he has failed, but he refuses to stop until the man goes away. He hears the man laugh, closes his eyes and awaits the death he has earned through his courage.

@Del_III

8 жыл бұрын

Haha wow

@binkycat247

8 жыл бұрын

10/10 would read again

@Crypthropod

8 жыл бұрын

holy shit

@dagdamor1

8 жыл бұрын

+Sam Rader So you mean Undertale Genocide

@peppermillers8361

8 жыл бұрын

+Sam Rader :, -( i'm crying now.

After so many years I still remember how good of a. Master peace this was

Me: plays any game With stealth. My teammate:

1920: were gonna have flying cars in the future 2017:

@moonstar782

6 жыл бұрын

Dennis Arnold 2014*

@Chris_M-fn6yk

6 жыл бұрын

Dennis Arnold haha

@ketchup_lube

6 жыл бұрын

best otaku life you're*

@MyHeartIsOpen2You

6 жыл бұрын

Dennis Arnold This was 2014. You loser

@lucascognamiglio_

6 жыл бұрын

This Video Gave me Cancer instead it is, be informed before talking

Half-Life: Blue Shift (2001)

@lilmrclean

5 жыл бұрын

ndimov65 haha I actually played that game!

@ragmayor

4 жыл бұрын

It should be Guard Duty, y know because it's in black Mesa.

@mac_soda

4 жыл бұрын

@@ragmayor Operation Black Mesa and Guard Duty right?

@spumatei

4 жыл бұрын

more like blue shit

@articusramos808

4 жыл бұрын

He went postal

This video is a classic and will always have a place in my mind.

If I could only watch one KZread video for the rest of my life, this would be it. So story rich, amazing character progression. What more could you want

He was never actually hired, he just showed up one day. Some say he's part of the facility itself.

@danielj2820

3 жыл бұрын

DEEP, LORE.

@vincentgiugno5952

3 жыл бұрын

what scp is he?

@JuliusCaminus

3 жыл бұрын

Ahti?

@Seven_Suits_Up

3 жыл бұрын

@@vincentgiugno5952 Benrey.....

@purothelatexqueen5844

3 жыл бұрын

@@Seven_Suits_Up Benrey? Who's that? I'll just be playing some playstation while you answer that

These are the kinds of things I imagined in my mind when I was 11

@VendingMachine

5 жыл бұрын

So bizarre to see now

@toasterbathboi6298

5 жыл бұрын

HamSenry I know. It’s like a look into the mind of 10 year old me... man I was weird.

@sambot2363

5 жыл бұрын

daum, me to. how strange

@jujuyee2534

5 жыл бұрын

so 1 year ago?

@meowkittymeowmeow2786

5 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I was the same way.

Childhood memories unlocked 🔓

Someone needs to collect all the greatest SFMs into an SFM Bible

why was this not under the education category

@obamagaming2443

8 жыл бұрын

why not?

@karsthedisputer

8 жыл бұрын

That is what i am asking

@animationloverslacker2405

7 жыл бұрын

Because this is gonna be the music of the future.

@karsthedisputer

7 жыл бұрын

Animationloverslacker yeah, but this vid also taught us how this all began. Just like the fire nation. Long ago...

@SpicyDeddy

7 жыл бұрын

Joey Greetings No, it should have been in the sports category.

_Onomatopoeia_

@pinkguymemorial9351

6 жыл бұрын

Antidisestablishmentarianism

@cazcharr

6 жыл бұрын

@@pinkguymemorial9351 Supercalifragicalisticexpialidocious

@SamSphinx

6 жыл бұрын

Best comment here.

@ntgm8

5 жыл бұрын

_OHH I got my cool on_

@a0zuniverse

5 жыл бұрын

*TAILORMADE*

I'm grateful to the two Brazilian guys I met on GTA Online that introduced me to this particular video, and the channel as a whole. Hope you guys are living healthy.

over 7 years ago and I still can't stop watching it on loop

@rafaelalvesoliveira245

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

memes are better when they have a story line

@user-kl7dr6se3f

7 жыл бұрын

Max Coddington nope.

There are people making incredibly fluid and engaging animated stories in SFM. There are people making intricately detailed pictures in SFM. And then there's this. _And I wouldn't trade it for the world._

@OriginalWaybackMate

4 жыл бұрын

What did you expect? Garry's Mod?

@supersgt.johnsonwhatthelad4424

4 жыл бұрын

Masmage Look up a video that shows the subtitles for this

@approximately82kangaroos19

4 жыл бұрын

Are you saying that this isn't an engaging animated story?

@lilredspartan8497

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@tmbottegal

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget all the porn.

I like how I forgot about this for years, then it reappeared in my recommended at complete random.

Even about 8 years later he makes great animations

i like the part when he says "eh"

@oatmealsalad7953

7 жыл бұрын

Aware same

@therealbluguy7704

7 жыл бұрын

Aware Half Life blu shift gameplay

@fishyfishy3140

7 жыл бұрын

Aware what a coincidence! Mine too!

@user-kl7dr6se3f

7 жыл бұрын

Aware eh.

@HQ_Default

7 жыл бұрын

Thomas the Tank EHngine

Barney forgot the beer he owed Gordon, so he needed to go back and get it

@averageb-1battledroid600

2 жыл бұрын

About that beer I owed ya.

We can agree that this animator is the best

I used to play this on my music system lol 😆 God I miss those days...

Coming back from this beauty every 2 months to celebrate the existence of humanity.

@joshw7305

8 жыл бұрын

+John Pablo hmmm, havent seen you around in the usual places lately

@spaaaghetti7106

8 жыл бұрын

+John Pablo I celebrate this everyday! This comment offends ME!

@SINVINSINVINSIN

8 жыл бұрын

+John Pablo Annnnnnd another profile with Lucario porn as their picture. Thats sick man,in the good way. =3

@murlacose72

8 жыл бұрын

+Thatsaltypepper ANNNNND Another profile with undertale sans and or papyrus...

@SINVINSINVINSIN

8 жыл бұрын

***** ANNNNNND Another profile with a pic of the scout or other tf2 character...

Shrek behind the railings at 0:18

@PimpCatTV

9 жыл бұрын

Good eye

@THE_GIN_MASTER_

9 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT!!!!

@Dune2111

9 жыл бұрын

lol i just noticed that

@jacobhunter6891

9 жыл бұрын

I see you ogre there

@Dune2111

9 жыл бұрын

Jacob Hunter I get it ogre instead of over

This was ahead of its time

This video will always live rent free in my head

I love this, I just don't get why he changes clothes partway through, then when stopped his clothes go back to normal.

@an0nymooose

8 жыл бұрын

+Ravendas Was trying to show that he was making fun of the guard he just killed.

@broodjesservice4885

8 жыл бұрын

+an0nymooose nice

@Ravendas

8 жыл бұрын

+an0nymooose It seems so obvious now.

@258thHiGuy

8 жыл бұрын

+an0nymooose I thought he was a shpee

@motormaxis206

8 жыл бұрын

+Ravendas It was supposed to represent how humans can change their beliefs in the face of greed.

When you get maximum ammo for the magnum

@soso1634

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t like because I didn’t want to ruin the 256 like mark

@fallenmango8420

4 жыл бұрын

@@soso1634 you can like it now

@MistahFrezzer

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly it's only 12. (18 including the rounds already in the cylinder)

@sigarett

4 жыл бұрын

Ok *shooter*

@leafytheprogrammer

4 жыл бұрын

Especially in halo 1 where it's very accurate

I find myself walking down dimly lit hallways, wiring in electrical boxes and plug-ins. And every time I walk the long corridors... I am CONSTANTLY playing this in my head. It just makes me laugh. HOW HAVE I NOT LIKED THIS UNTIL NOW!?!?!?!

This needs to be in a real movie

*mum walks in the room* "WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?!" *Me* "Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh"

@tall_prince

6 жыл бұрын

Eheheheheheh! *Pew pew*

@samuraijackoff5354

6 жыл бұрын

“SON PUT THE GUN DOWN” *Pew Pew*

@77booo

6 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean mom

@layersofpoliticaljokes5337

6 жыл бұрын

ITS THE "EH-POCALYPSE"

@zangles9069

6 жыл бұрын

XpGaming YT lol

security at the facility is as tight as ever

@Handhandme

7 жыл бұрын

istvi Arend just a bunch of soldiers without any guns, but with more knowledge than the security guard

Still can't beat that walk cycle

local black mesa security guard eh's through the entire facility while murdering everything in sight

This is kind of how I imagine Canadians communicate

@eggincident7328

8 жыл бұрын

+Letus the Dragon As a Canadian i can confirm.

@jameschubby3794

8 жыл бұрын

This is true

@MrXhojn

8 жыл бұрын

+Letus the Dragon Hey look a racist joke that went right for once. :D

@MrXhojn

8 жыл бұрын

Daniel Jones My comment applies regardless.

@drakedrago6

8 жыл бұрын

+Letus the Dragon You fucking racist....I usually add a fart here and there in my speech too.

If I was forced to watch one video for the rest of my life it would be this one

@thicboibigsmoke7220

8 жыл бұрын

Damn right

@TheBigJame_

7 жыл бұрын

agreed

@LetoZeth

7 жыл бұрын

That can be arranged.

@Tommy50377

7 жыл бұрын

LetoZeth "Can be"? Your way behind on professional torture, I've been doing this for yea..... er......... you heard nothing or your next.

@thicboibigsmoke7220

7 жыл бұрын

Tommy50377, the sequel i don't know either oh please rig my KZread so every video is this I would achieve the most orgasms per minute. Please arrange that

This is life, religion, god, love, society, and purpose. I will always treasure this video as all should after watching.

This is what I send people when they ask what HL: Blue Shift is about

most upbeat work place shooting ever...

@csoderberg5839

7 жыл бұрын

unless you do what i did.... opened 3 tabs, and put this song in each one. then i played them all but 1 third of a second off from each other

The rejected draft for hunt down the freeman.

@kinamiya1

5 жыл бұрын

It would be a lot better

@introspectivethoughtproces7184

5 жыл бұрын

mate the shipped version for HDTF was the rejected draft get your facts right.

Back to remind everyone shrek is also cast in this piece

He had his passport, he had every right to have access. Smh

"We released source film maker for the expressed purpose of allowing content creators to make their own fun little animations." Later... "Oh...Oh God. What have we done?"

@nickolasharding6631

3 жыл бұрын

Knowing Valve, they probably love this.

@NeonRahkshi

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickolasharding6631 who wouldn't love to have played a part in the making of this chaos?

@strebicux6174

3 жыл бұрын

My god, what have I done?

@foiledagain1914

3 жыл бұрын

It's too beautiful

*I have the lyrics:* oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy "STOP!" what, why? "Off limits!" *pew pew "sir put the gun dow-" no. "pease don't..." *pew pew Cue chorus: I am going into work! going into work prepared to do my job and to get paid for my hard work! and no one will get in my way- "stop!" what the? "sir there's no work today." *pew pew Chorus: I am going into work! going into work prepared to do my job and to get paid for my hard work! and no one will get in my way. "sir there's been an accident in the plant!" "and people have been getting killed!" "you need to go back the way you came!" "there's zombies walking around everywhere!" "If you don't leave the place right now" "there's a very high chance that you won't live." "I would reccomend that you-" "sir?" "why" "did" "you" "point" "your gun" "at me?" You're keeping me from doing my job.... *pew pew Chorus: I am going into work! Going into work prepared to do my job....

@TheYougotkilled

8 жыл бұрын

I approve des lyrics

@Sn00peh101

8 жыл бұрын

I was reading throughout the video. Nice lyrics.

@matrefeytontias

8 жыл бұрын

+masterofthecontinuum wow those are way too accurate and way too fitting

@Z0MGH4X

8 жыл бұрын

someone needs to dub this

@minicritman999

8 жыл бұрын

Bravo! Good job!

LMAO'd at that zombie wanting no part of this. Spooky boy was just passing through.

0:30 where he does the pinky and pointer off his head is my favorite lol And all the gun shooting parts

Gordon freeman: Has to kill demon aliens, kill combine forces and the military and fight off ninja assassins at the same time Barney:

@raf3604

3 жыл бұрын

*EH EH EH EH EH EH EH*

@BurnieCybers

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that was Thomas the tank. Looks like I’m an idiot.

@squatchjosh1131

3 жыл бұрын

Barney is actually the true final boss but you have to eat 3 Vortigaunt umbilical cords before you kill giant space baby.

@BlazenBreaker

2 жыл бұрын

@@squatchjosh1131 also don't forget to not pick up your passport

@HispanicIdiot

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlazenBreaker dam it, why

end my misery

@OrangeReviews

10 жыл бұрын

but the eh train has no breaks.

@loganb7177

10 жыл бұрын

Gabe Newell u havin a giggle m8?

@OrangeReviews

10 жыл бұрын

Gabe Newell ye im havin a giraffe

@loganb7177

10 жыл бұрын

Gabe Newell you screamin eh?

@josephpfeil2175

10 жыл бұрын

This video is the first level of black mesa in a nutshell.

I'm starting to like my recommendation page

Safest day at Black Mesa

Hey Black Mesa, it's me Gordon , from Barney.

@muddye5100

8 жыл бұрын

Your comment made me laugh uncontrollably.

@colonelpustulon8839

8 жыл бұрын

I AM SMILING LIKE A BLOODY IDIOT

@gamercat9987

8 жыл бұрын

+Giant Painusman I think i get it

@Handhandme

8 жыл бұрын

hey Barney, its me Black Mesa, from Gordon

@nickybuttons6443

8 жыл бұрын

+Nick Rof Hey Barney, its me Gordon, from Black Mesa.

This wouldn't have happened if they only had their passport

@kjbubby911

4 жыл бұрын

Look gordon,Ropes!We can use these for big pits!

@foundationagentredacted9908

4 жыл бұрын

KJ Bubby look Gordon, ropes! We can-Help me Gordon!

@kjbubby911

4 жыл бұрын

HL1 But the AI is self-aware ( Definition Of Aware: Haveing knowledge of a particular time in space)

@WLTR-

4 жыл бұрын

u mean black mesa but the AI is self-aware?

@DinoboyLegosandMOCs

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what i was thinking, at least they have scans of their feet.

The shooting scene is actually just to fitting the song

This got stuck in my head one night and I couldn’t sleep for 3 hours because it just kept running on loop

"surreal, oddly emotional, deep, and existential, telling the story of a man's coming of age. 9/10," -TheCokeSniffingTimes

@BurnieCybers

3 жыл бұрын

You have received the award; “air exited my nose!” Do whatever the heck you want with it.

@user-dh2ix2jt2z

2 ай бұрын

Hello friend form three years ago

Love him or hate him, he is spitting straight facts.

@ZigealFaust

3 жыл бұрын

Bullet facts. *Laughs and eyes gun* Bullet facts, Jerry.

Barney trying to give beer to Gordon during an alien invasion.

My brother showed this to me eight years ago, and I’m still watching it at least once a week probably

I want this played at my funeral.

@lukeskywanker7839

8 жыл бұрын

+Fluttershy I do

@Griffenskull

7 жыл бұрын

.

@abrampaul8037

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Collison same

@imaginaryboy2000

7 жыл бұрын

This will likely cause your funeral

@agrohamburger7205

2 жыл бұрын

You dead yet?

I literally just realized Shrek was over the guy's shoulder at 0:18

@Jockster109

7 жыл бұрын

Holy shit hahahah

@jujuteuxOfficial

7 жыл бұрын

oh god

@tonytheofficer

7 жыл бұрын

thats terrifying.

@Cudge1

7 жыл бұрын

Oh no. I think Shrek is complicit in this somehow.

@jujuteuxOfficial

7 жыл бұрын

swagitty woopitty, comm'in for dat booty!

Found this years ago, it replayed itself in my head but I lost it, but now I found it again. Crazy how memory and algorithm works.

Barney is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.