He... Got his uncle Pregnant With a disk What kinda crack was in the ancient dunes?

@Lantern_Light

2 жыл бұрын

The spice.. must flow

@tripleg9656

2 жыл бұрын

No he got his uncle pregnant with some lettuce he jizzed on, that he tricked his uncle into eating. The disk was the result of that.

@theanathema3062

2 жыл бұрын

The spice must flow, the emperor demands it

@alexanderkarvos6728

2 жыл бұрын

Fermented Wheat! Get your fermented Wheat at your Local store

@themuchneededfourthwallbui1225

2 жыл бұрын

Who the fuck knows girl/boy here i am contemplating my existence

This has more twist than a Mexican soap opera, when the woman will try to stab the wheelchair girl?

@ladygalakxia7502

2 жыл бұрын

Why does everyone knows this part when I am sure that 98% of people haven't even watched the show. Well is in Spanish so I don't think anyone that doesn't know Spanish will bother but all in all is not bad. The name is "Maria la del barrio" But seriously is frustratingly hilarious how everyone knows that part.😅🌺

@zeenoash.8805

2 жыл бұрын

@@ladygalakxia7502 ah yes, the jealous ex who faked her death and got married to a rich guy who she killed by persuading him to take to the skies that I can't be bothered to remember the name of, who (for some reason) fell on love with the son of her greatest enemy and ex husband who apparently she still also has feelings for (or not. The show was giving me mixed signals. Gal can't decide who she was actually in love with.), Got mad because the kid fell in love with her wheelchair bound step daughter and accidentally caused said step daughter's personally maid to get into a temporary coma and amnesia...

@zeenoash.8805

2 жыл бұрын

@@ladygalakxia7502 it's not done: the ending my gods. All their problems would have been solved if Maria just told Louis that their son was alive. And Louis just stopped being a coward and actually told Maria what happened to him and the crazy ex bipolar bitch.

@zeenoash.8805

2 жыл бұрын

And it's not even done yet! Miscommunication played a big part on this show.... And numerous others that Thalia stared in. Which for some reason either has Mari, Maria, or Mary in the title. Guess who the main character is? Mari/Maria/Mary. How uncreative can they get...

@Djinn_Entonic

2 жыл бұрын

@@ladygalakxia7502 Soy latino, las telenovelas son mi infancia. Soraya estaba loca y amamos eso.

"I am pregnant with the child of my greatest enemy!" Wattpad writers: Write that down! Write that down!

@zatzu

2 жыл бұрын

"and nephew" AO3 writers: Write that down! Write that down!

@robuswhitewolf4896

2 жыл бұрын

@@zatzu Omg yes 😂

@nightcore7679

2 жыл бұрын

@@zatzu and brother sometimes

@darksentinel1191

2 жыл бұрын

I feel attacked...

@auramaster8763

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna disagree with you, but then I remember the things I have read.

Set:So what’s being a mother like? Loki:Giving birth is a real pain in the ass

@Randy_kit28

2 жыл бұрын

Oh wow

@gold7929

2 жыл бұрын

I forgot that Loki is also a mother

@koathekid8255

2 жыл бұрын

He can shape shift to a girl

@berryssalon6385

2 жыл бұрын

I saw this comment and I was like...😱wait Loki got pregnant???!!!, And then I realized Loki can change into a girl

@blueeyedduelist6412

2 жыл бұрын

@@berryssalon6385 Yes Loki had sex with a horse one time while in the form of a horse

"A guy who is now pregnant with the child of his greatest enemy!" Yeah, I've seen this kind of fanfic before.

@no_name_for_no_one7466

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a weeb i don't need want to image

@cryohypostasis

2 жыл бұрын

"ive read this one!"

@siri1805

2 жыл бұрын

Same. But open for recommendations....

@tc-channelhobby4051

2 жыл бұрын

Also Wattpad and AO3, especially AO3

@omnipresentl1316

2 жыл бұрын

@@tc-channelhobby4051 guess I should be glad I've only read decent stories on there.

The people who wrote mythology were as high as gas prices

@jorenvanderark3567

2 жыл бұрын

European gas prices.

@tami7992

11 ай бұрын

@@jorenvanderark3567 Aren't North American gas prices high too?

@mistylover7398

10 ай бұрын

​@@tami7992nah just you 😏

Horus: “You’re a guy.” Set: “No, I’m a god. We just kinda exist, there are no rules.”

@mistylover7398

10 ай бұрын

Horus : soooo now what

@BrazyyB

9 ай бұрын

@@mistylover7398ra: I could use a hand Set

@mistylover7398

9 ай бұрын

@@BrazyyB horus : 👋😆🤪.

help i had tbis on at full colume and my mom just hears "REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WE STARTIMG SHOOYING OUT SEMEN AT EACHOTHER"

@starbalance4134

2 жыл бұрын

I feel the need to ask what her reaction to randomly hearing that

@moo8866

2 жыл бұрын

@@starbalance4134 she gave me a uh look and walked away

@LacieWhy

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@arandomzasshu7207

2 жыл бұрын

@@moo8866 you made me laugh out loud at 1am, now we’re both getting stares….

This took Sweet Home Alabama to a different level. But then again when does mythology not do that.

@silverslayer6262

2 жыл бұрын

If you want true Sweet Home Alabama, you should see the Greek gods’ family tree.

@juicepox_x

2 жыл бұрын

Sweet home Ancient Egypt

@zeenoash.8805

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverslayer6262 Gods, the Greek Pantheon Family Tree....

@daphire7602

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverslayer6262 those greek gods need alot of help

@NickCamokidVisneski

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverslayer6262 I wouldn't say tree, it's more like a family bush

* begins laughing hysterically * I need to work that into my next mythology conversation

@rares6539

2 жыл бұрын

True

I guess *swordfighting* was a popular in Egypt as it was in Greece

@valenciageode25

Жыл бұрын

There’s a reason Greeks loved olive oil. Lube…

@valenciageode25

Жыл бұрын

Set got the sea slug treatment.

This has so much Layers of messed upness Lmao

@mistylover7398

10 ай бұрын

And sexy

And now the storyline of Ennead makes alot more sense 😂😂😂

@milena39

3 ай бұрын

Of course, I bet it will take this route because it's literally how the myth goes

The sun disk is Aten. He was a god who was “briefly” revered as the one true god; Others gods were relegated as lesser form of Aten) During that transition from a god to God, this story was spread out by the Pharaohs to give credence to Aten; He is the union of the perpetual duality focal in Egyptian mythology This move by the Pharaoh was to undermine the influential regional priest. They led multiples cults, each to different gods, each of whom had different cities as their center of power. This was a decentralized form of government. The Pharaoh centralized the various cults and their power in a new capital but elite priests shortly overthrown him, etching off his name from monuments, breaking his statues and banning Egypt’s first (recorded) monotheist religion

@tiffingbird

2 жыл бұрын

Akhenaten was also married to his cousin (literally the most beautiful woman in egypt) and brought about a realism movement (which is why he's literally shaped like someone left him out in the sun too long)

@hyperfox0934

2 жыл бұрын

And then there's a decent chance the Hebrews saw that fucking disaster and were like, yeah, that's the shit. And now we have God.

@KweliTiming

Жыл бұрын

Are you saying priests organized a coup, so these priests were violent?

Remember the time Horus won a butt-banging contest against Set by whacking onto a leafy vegetable that Set ate and thus getting seed into him?

@xxcutepupperxx

2 жыл бұрын

EXCUSEME WHAT THE FUC-

@gabriellavedier9650

2 жыл бұрын

@@xxcutepupperxx Egyptian religion! The original "The Aristocrats!"

I was half asleep up until I heard "Shooting semen at each other" then I woke up and had to scroll back to this hear it correctly

The ENNEAD comic is starting to make a lot of sense

@annonymousgal8987

2 жыл бұрын

True

I know the legit religions that these myths and stuff go to were serious, so I really shouldn't be finding this as funny as I do. I just can't help it tho. These sketches are just too funny.

@TOAOera

2 жыл бұрын

No, you deserve to laugh. That part of the mythology is really really stupid 🤣

@jocec820

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, I'm Christian and laugh once a week at the image in my head of Jesus angerly muttering to himself in a field while making a whip. As all his friends and that one guy stand around confused. Only to find he was planning on flipping tables and chasing people out of the temple with the whip. I take the message seriously, but the image and description of how events played out is hilarious. Sometimes ya just gotta laugh at your own religion. I'm sure at least some of the people that believe in this particular religion feel/felt the same way.

@nitrisprime8963

2 жыл бұрын

@@jocec820 As a person who does follow this branch of paganism, I can confirm that yes, at least me and the others in my circle of friends do laugh at some of the stories just because of the mental imagery

@Abdul-Akeem_Akinloye

Жыл бұрын

@@jocec820 Thanks for putting this image in my head as well.

At this point its just a competiton between all these mythical characters to see who's more problematic🤣

@zeenoash.8805

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah.... Not even the christians are exempt from it.

@bluft

2 жыл бұрын

Zeus Zeus is the most problematic 😂 I welcome him to shot me with lighting for that but I stand by it 😂

@jt808ful

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluft Maui died crawling up a sleeping death goddesses sharp blade/spike filled vag after his brothers who were with him watching from a distance and started laughing and when she woke up she iron maidened him to death

"Our mythology is weird" Ya think?!

@mistylover7398

10 ай бұрын

But also quite sexy

Set: My greatest evil is making Horus pay for child support.

@mistylover7398

10 ай бұрын

Horus : uno 🔃😏

I remember reading the red pyramid series in school and honestly, I love Egyptian mythology more than Greek

@axuwu6939

2 жыл бұрын

Yessss the red pyramid series was so good!! I’ve gotta reread that sometime!

@yunamchill9169

2 жыл бұрын

And it must be quite icky for Amos and Carter, since they're uncle and nephew too. Gods dam, Amos really goes through a lot....

@adi_g

2 жыл бұрын

You mean Kane Chronicles?

@starlightcelebi6515

2 жыл бұрын

@@adi_g same difference, right?

@daphire7602

2 жыл бұрын

@@yunamchill9169 haha uncle amos would of caught a case and his girlfriends hands

The entire time I was just like "What!?" In between chuckles.

When he says “I am pregnant with the child of my greatest enemy/nephew” in my mind I heard sweet home Alabama start playing

there was a time where I could read the name horus and not think the video was about a bald guy in power armor

@swordbrethrenmordred1230

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@STORMTROOPER-hp9ls

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@picklethesaurus4930

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the bald daddy issues man with a really big claw hand he used to bitch slap his pretty boy brother into the dead dimension

@sarcastic6986

2 жыл бұрын

Heretic

This has more twists than an indian soap opera where the woman, trips, hits her head on the wall, falls down in a suitcase, gets packed in it, goes through airport security and then to someplace else, without anyone noticing or regaining consiousness.

@Abdul-Akeem_Akinloye

Жыл бұрын

Shout out to India.

Ancient mythology is about as sane as present day fanfics

@swordbrethrenmordred1230

2 жыл бұрын

Those shippers are ruining fandoms for millenia.

* Maury opens the envelope * Horus, in the case of little Sun Disk, YOU ARE THE FATHER!

Okay so Enead is calling me back to read it again ʕ•ε•ʔ

@thembashawn

2 жыл бұрын

Was literally thinking the same thing (⌐■-■)

@ahhhhhhhhhhhghhhh4960

2 жыл бұрын

Bruuuuuuuh. Lmaooo

@ismata3274

2 жыл бұрын

I am not sure I can do it twice. Poor Seth....🥺😫😭

@kawayananazioly

2 жыл бұрын

Since this vid talks about set getting pregnant by Horus..Horus will probably be the pair for Set. I was rooting for the foreign god too bad 🤣

@hinatakusume1363

2 жыл бұрын

YASSSSE MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

Imagine Ra whatching this like a soap opera

God forbid Horus reads Greek mythology

Enemys to lovers on every drug imaginable

That moment ancient Egyptian mythos invented mpreg

Horus has clearly never met Loki

And I thought Greek mythology was weird

@swordbrethrenmordred1230

2 жыл бұрын

Every mythology is weird. No mtter if it's greek, egyptian, norse or even christian.

What... I must say I've never been as confused when hearing about mythology nonsense before as I am now

And people ask me why I love learning about ancient history and mythology. It's EASY soap opera material!

As an Egyptian i didn't even heard about this when i studied Egypt aniceint age in highschool

This was a rollercoaster of emotions all the way through

Sometimes I forget that horus is a god and I just imagine some traitor with daddy issues being treated like a god

I loudly screeched "WTF?!" in the first part

Set: our mythology is really weird Me with the most deadpan expression on my face: ya don't say

@mistylover7398

10 ай бұрын

Sexy

Male gods: *gets pregnant* 🤰 Me: how?!

@swordbrethrenmordred1230

2 жыл бұрын

Magic

@milena39

2 жыл бұрын

I mean...he's a God. Gods can literally anything

You can read over it a thousand times and still never understand it

Little did they know... it was actually... a daughterdisc! XD

Any Ennead comic fans here?

@tsuki966

2 жыл бұрын

you called?

@anemicrat

2 жыл бұрын

eyo🙋‍♀️

Tis brings back memories hehe enneade i love tat manga n its BL btw🤭

IM PREGNANT WITH THE CHILD OF MY WORST ENEMY/NEPHEW/BROTHER/FRIEND

.... I feel like Ennead was spoiled for me from this post. (For those who don't know what Ennead is, it's probs for the best... Though ngl, solid manhwa, just warning, it's a BL series, and if you understood none of those terms, you probs shouldn't look it up at all :)

@socialsilence4896

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, a person of culture I see 7u7

@kawayananazioly

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol, I was rooting for the foreign god but eh that ain't gonna happen.

@piperpanda6587

2 жыл бұрын

@@kawayananazioly ye, foreign god seems more sus than mysterious in my opinion, don't know what he's plotting

@kawayananazioly

2 жыл бұрын

@@piperpanda6587 haha he is sus 🤣 every move he makes is sus. 🤣👌

@anemicrat

2 жыл бұрын

My people

THE BEGINNING OF THIS VIDEO IS WHY I ALWAYS WEAR HEADPHONES AROUND MY PARENTS. ISTG THE ONE TIME I DONT THIS IS THE SHIT THAT POPS UP. (no hate, great video, but AHHHHH)

Perfect timing on the music and nefew! you are really developing some acting chops.

When your own gods say that their own mythology is weird, you know some weird shit happened

This is the same Set that stole his brother's "rod" and thew it into the river... and and it was eaten by fish.

This feels like this would become a anime: my enemy got me pregnate

🗿getting "ENNEAD" flashbacks

Mythology is basically the fanfics you find if you scroll too far on any particular fanfic site

What enemies to lovers fanfic am I looking at rn? (/j)

Plot twist its actually another one of Zeus's child

Anubis: so you're telling me that thing "points at sun disk" is my BROTHER?!?!

That ".... Heh?" was so on point. XD

I read the actual story on a history website… wow

One of the ways to defeat the enemie is to sleep with them love them care for them and then back stab them *tiny ear conversation* Oop ladies and gentlemen looks like that's alr a think

everything about this is perfect. delivery, cinematography, source... material....

“Never let ‘em know your next move”

We stan a trans/shapehifting Set. Seriously that story is weird on so many levels.

@internetlurker1850

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe you shouldn't stan the God of evil that killed and/or severely maimed other gods on multiple occasions but you do you.

@PandoraKin564

2 жыл бұрын

@@internetlurker1850 We do the same with Loki and Zeus, why should Set be any different?

@Shiobana753

2 жыл бұрын

Further context for anyone reading: Set got pregnant by eating lettuce coated with Horus' semen. Horus did this out of retaliation of Set trying to force himself on his nephew while he was asleep.

@daphire7602

2 жыл бұрын

@@PandoraKin564 😂😂😂 not zeus😐😐😐 we don't stan zeus

@daphire7602

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shiobana753 THAT'S EVEN WORSE

Is it an absolutely love the music

The child will be very beautiful sun disk

He sounds like Fix it Felix when he sed “We agreed to never speak of that again.”

Oh yes, because a man getting pregnant is so outlandish for the sake of mythology...do these guys know Loki @#$%&* a horse?

@internetlurker1850

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, they did a video on it.

@samwill7259

2 жыл бұрын

@@internetlurker1850 I mean "these guys" in reference to Horus and Set the characters. Sorry to have not been more clear :)

@Shiobana753

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair to Horus and Set, Egypt is very far away from Scandinavia, that story probably didn't reach them for several thousand years

@internetlurker1850

2 жыл бұрын

@@samwill7259 Oh, I see.

Enemies to lovers at its finest 🤣🤣

*Zues enters the chat but he's very confused*

Now we need an episode of Murray with these 2

You missed the part that to get pregnant, set ATE the semen on lettuce 💀💀💀

@mistylover7398

10 ай бұрын

Sexy

Yo I just watched the one with the ‘ranch dressing’ yesterday

“What’s the gender?” “A circle”

The dramatic music on cue was the best

Horus and set DID What!!!!!!!!!!!! 😵😵😵😵

@yunamchill9169

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. It's a little disturbing.

A “son disk”

Every Fanfic EVER

_What the fuck_ I've never heard that part of Egypcian Mythology before 👁👁

why was i walking next to my mom WITHOUT HEADPONES when he said, "Horus, you rember that time we were fighting and we started shooting our *semen* at eachother?"

horus reaction is priceless when he realized set is pregnant ahahahahah this guy is a comic genius!!

We agreed never to speak of it Mythology guy recording this 😆📸

Never in my life. I have so many questions

That sound effect is good and this is probably the best short you’ve made

I guess when loading from the floppydisk into the hard drive, it make sense 🤷‍♀️

Greek mythology: “pfft, amateurs”

NOT EVEN 10 SECONDS IN AND THAT FIRST SENTENCE MADE ME BUST OUT LAUGHING-

What- I’m scared again

Enemies to lovers got a whole lot weirder🤣🤣

ok my new favorite short video

Zeus is taking notes

Sounds like something from a fanfic

The Nile did not flood with water, but with spice apparently

I've learned the story from a guy who reviews video games. He often starts with "hey hey people, Sett here."

When I heard “shooting seamen at each other” I thought what the historically accurate hyucking shizacool did that history guy just say?

You should do some videos about Finnish mythology. It can be really wacky at times. Like the adventures of *Vainamoinen* the bard. Some examples: - He wrestled with a massive pike. - He had a magical singing competition with a hunter. - He wanted to marry a woman named *Aino* but she didn't wanted to marry him so she tried to drown herself in a river, but she turned into a fish instead. - Not to mention the time when he got eaten by a sleeping giant.

@melkor9121

2 жыл бұрын

That's pretty mild compared to all that stuff in Greek mythology

Ssethtzeentach's rendition of the Osiris Myth is my favorite.

The true Horus Heresy.

Missed a great “Sweet Home Alabama” moment