That random Jose jimonez impression

I love how he says he can make a phone call and get boxes of gum delivered but can’t call the same guy for a job

"Soon as I'm done with you". I like to believe she knew he was bullshitting and was making him sweat it

@edp3202

2 жыл бұрын

She was

"It's sort of a combination, looking and listening, listening and looking."

Jason Alexander is a legend

That actress did a fantastic job.

@avidodd26

5 жыл бұрын

a paper bag would have done a good job playing off Jason Alexander.

@5starcomment

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that...

@kevinabel2370

4 жыл бұрын

@Phil McCrevice ...I like her NYC deadpan acting

@timowthie

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinabel2370 yeah, Seinfeld made me think everyone in New York is apathetic and annoyed.

@Huesos138

4 жыл бұрын

@@timowthie I mean, aren't they?

1:52 "Thah phone numbah".

George at his idiotic best ! "I listen for work" ! " The ADDRESS" ! Mrs. Sokol is great !

Smoking in your office, a typewriter....yet despite this, it still seems so fresh and relevant.

@crysjumar1

4 жыл бұрын

oh shit. i never noticed the typewriter. that looks like an IBM Selectric...the first model.

@crysjumar1

4 жыл бұрын

@@BenGearig Okay, II from the 80's

@crysjumar1

4 жыл бұрын

@@BenGearig no worries. you were correct. i spent a year in high school with that baby.

@tommyfu9271

4 жыл бұрын

Nypd still used typewriters until 3 or 4 years ago I wouldn't be shocked if the unemployment office did too

@mihails.6398

4 жыл бұрын

And the picture of her daughter on the desk.

one of the best scenes ever. Latex salesman. The selling of latex and latex related products.

@gullybop1695

3 жыл бұрын

He could have said it's a condom manufacturer.

@Huddy52

2 ай бұрын

You like gum?

As a man with a job, this clip is quite humorous to me. But I remember a time, long ago, when I was unemployed, when this club brought tears to my eyes. Tears of sadness, not joy, mind you.

@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward

3 жыл бұрын

Being a slave will bring tears

@QuadMochaMatti

2 жыл бұрын

OK buddy, you sang your song, but your time is done.

Wow, I thought the actress was Nancy Marchand who played Tony Soprano's mother Livia in The Sopranos but it's not. The actress in the Seinfeld video is named Rae Allen. Ironically Rae Allen played Livia Soprano's sister, Aunt Quintina Blundetto, in a few episodes of The Sopranos.

@vinhi2001

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same . Saved me few clicks☺️

@asdfghj151

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the NBA's all-time 3-point king, incredible

The KZread algorithm during the quarantine. Sending me an unemployment office skit from the best show of all time.

The amount of old tv plots that would be completely ruined by the internet and by smartphones is staggering ;) Great scene of course

@plnkfloydian7814

3 жыл бұрын

I find a lot of the premises still hold up

@hurrythepeace9443

2 жыл бұрын

@@plnkfloydian7814 they're still funny but like one is about a disagreement over a fact which google solves now, one is about not calling someone on a cell phone, one is about moviefone, so let's be real most of the plots would be one click away from being solved.

@QuadMochaMatti

2 жыл бұрын

We should just get rid of the internet and cell phones. The world was a lot less stressful then.

@resetsetmefree478

Жыл бұрын

​@@QuadMochaMattiyep those are definitely the 2 worst inventions ever

@buzzytrombone4353

5 ай бұрын

@@resetsetmefree478 And yet seven months ago you posted a comment on a website from one of those two inventions. Irony is a bitch

She is a true new Yorker with accent.

@karltonlimeback6183

3 жыл бұрын

The phone numba 😆😆

@kikiriki8742

Жыл бұрын

LOVE it!!

@stevenrivers8386

2 ай бұрын

Well. She grew up in brookyn. so. lol

Listening and looking Looking and listening

@danish6192

5 жыл бұрын

@@spaken2768 exactly what came to my mind!

@lovejetfuel4071

3 жыл бұрын

''Sign heya''

I got a gum guy.

A 13 week extension! LOL

@MkeKen67

4 жыл бұрын

​@John Smith - There were a ton of extensions during the "Great Recession." Not a good time to be laid off, not that any time is great, but that was a really tough one. The "you should get any job" line was BS, because employers hate to hire someone who is "overqualified," and conscientious people do not like leaving substantive facts off their resumes (like college degrees) on purpose.

@nczioox1116

4 жыл бұрын

@John Smith I seem to remember that a republican was in office for 8 years when that happened. People just love to blame Democrats because they're brainwashed into making them scapegoats. Anything bad happens, blame Democrats! Anything good happens, it's because of Republicans! That's the logic people use and regardless of the reality their own views are just reinforced.

@nczioox1116

4 жыл бұрын

@John Smith Lol what deals? I'd love to hear specific names, dates, and sources.

@rosierose1917

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😅

@rshiva08

4 жыл бұрын

13 weeks is a quarter (3 months), so doesn't seem all that random

I love how George always has to do with characters with funny last names. Mrs Sokol, Mr Thomassuolo, etc...

@MkeKen67

4 жыл бұрын

I went to high school with some Sokols, but never came across any afterwards. Until this fictional character popped up in the 90s. Weird how life works.

@sleepCircle

4 жыл бұрын

MRS. ENRIGHT!!!!

@krisscanlon4051

3 жыл бұрын

Oh indeed Mr Thomassoula my fav.

@AndrzejzBuffalo

9 ай бұрын

How are those funny names?

Rest in peace, Rae Allen. Unsung actress (but did win a Tony award) of tremendous talent.

1:25 THE ADRESS iiiiiss.

The effort by George to make it all look like very normal and casual is awesome

Such a great episode. It had a bunch of great related stories. The Kennedy assassination reference, though dark, was golden.

I sell latex and latex-related products, I tell you what.

@BassGuitarGuy128

6 жыл бұрын

haha

@SpaceStormy

5 жыл бұрын

hwut

@turnthere

5 жыл бұрын

Latex and latex accessories

@doubleitp

4 жыл бұрын

dammit bobby!

@incorectulpolitic

4 жыл бұрын

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They know the sheeple are dumber than a second coat of paint. There are only 7 viruses: 1. Stockholm Syndrome 2. Cognitive Dissonance 3. Milgram Experiment 4. Normalcy Bias 5. Learned Helplessness 6. The worship of the idiotbox/ teLIEvision with the con/scam artists in it 7. Statism

R.I.P. Rae Allen (1926-2022) Nice to have a role on Seinfeld!

“Soon as I’m done which u.”

I've been looking and listening for work for years.

Ya like gum? I got a gum guy!

Her daughter was Mrs Wolowitz from TBBT. Carol Ann Sussi. RIL. Rest in laughter, Carol.

@albundy6008

4 жыл бұрын

The daughter was also Michael J. Fox's secretary in "The Secret of My Success"

I don’t know what George says at 1:27 but I piss myself every time, and her reaction is hilarious too 😂

@ftroop8462

6 ай бұрын

"The address is..."

I stopped a woman who looked like this in NYC, not far from Bryant Park. I asked if she could point me in the right direction. She replied, "Nevah herdovit".

Thanks for dinner, George. It's been a while since I had a Big Mac.

"The ADDRESS is....." Doing a Jose Jimenez.... he really thought that might get him an extension for unemployment.

@MkeKen67

4 жыл бұрын

George is a man of not so quiet desperation. And he's supposedly partially based on Larry David. I could imagine a Jose Jimenez impression coming from Larry. If you watch Seinfeld reruns after watching some Curb Your Enthusiasm reruns, you will start to recognize a lot of "Larry Davidian" wordplay in the Seinfeld characters.

@davidholzer4155

4 жыл бұрын

He was stalling so he can think of a lie

Say Vandelay! Say Vandelay!

I'm in George's situation right now. It sucks man.

@Ladygaga4047

5 жыл бұрын

If you are able to go back to college for a year you will have a better chance at finding a job that will last because you will have a cert. It's not easy but well worth it. I now have a job for life just because I went to college for one year. So if I work for 20 more years I'll earn half a million which is better than having no job!! Best of luck

@Kromsmitesyou

4 жыл бұрын

Skilled labor is in huge demand. Healthcare and trucking also. I wouldn't go after a bachelor's these days. If you want $100,000+ of debt to work at Olive garden be my guest

@nczioox1116

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kromsmitesyou depends on the degree though. If you get a bachelor's degree in electrical engineering versus a Bachelor of Arts in the history of East Africa, you're going to find a huge disparity in work options and pay.

@trumpetmusic5672

4 жыл бұрын

Company looking to hire, only 1 requirement, you must have experience. So I guess I will never have experience?

@jasongexin

4 жыл бұрын

@@nczioox1116 It is very true.

One of my favorites.

had a customer come into the boss's office about a month ago. He introduced himself to the owner, "hi, I'm jose jimenez". i had to hold on and get out of that office FAST! i could not hold it in.

Unemployment office worker woman; "Come on...come on. You know Keith Hernandez?" George; "Would you like to meet him?"

Rae Allen, who played the part of the unemployment clerk so deliciously, died this past Wednesday. She was 95.

He's trying to bribe her with boxes of gum.

You'd think every scam artist and slacker in the five boroughs has tried to date this woman's daughter

@brianhenson8083

4 жыл бұрын

Her daughter was Mrs. Wolowitz.

The selling of Latex and Latex related products....Lol

'''The address""😄😄😄

Love this lady, so matter of fact.

He'd like a 13 week extension. LOL!!

5 years and no one has fixed the typo in the title?

@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward

3 жыл бұрын

Its okay they have a million subribars

Jason Alexander was born to play George!

listening and looking,looking and listening

“THE ADDRESS IS”

Mrs sokol lmfao

Trying to memorize the whole looking and listening bit for my next job interview. I want to nail the body language and hand movements too.

@timowthie

2 жыл бұрын

Would be cool if they understood the reference

When he pretends to be interested in the daughter - omg that is classic acting 😂

@AndrzejzBuffalo

9 ай бұрын

I'm surprised he wasn't.

@markwatson5113

9 ай бұрын

@@AndrzejzBuffalo oh yeah, she’s an all world beauty 😂

Actress playing Mrs. Sokol won an Tony award way-back when for, "And Mrs. Rearden Drinks a Little."

"I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension."

@DirtNuggett

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, a bulls**er!

Title is misspelled.

@JSC178

6 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@robrick9361

6 жыл бұрын

You should have commented: "Title is misspeled"

@flisko123

5 жыл бұрын

u sure aboot dat mate???

@lmfaol.o.l4403

5 жыл бұрын

@@robrick9361 you misspelled misspeled

@robrick9361

5 жыл бұрын

@@lmfaol.o.l4403 yup

Theee address Eeeeees! lol

Gotta love George Costanza!

Back in the early 90s when you could still lie about your previous employment when there was no internet readily available to look up a company online to check if they were real or not lol

If this happened today she would of opened Google maps and instantly called George out on his lie

@rshiva08

6 жыл бұрын

She could've done that even then by simply consulting the Yellow Pages directory.

@ijkxjdc

4 жыл бұрын

He could make a Google page for it before going to the office.

"The address is" hahahahahaha

And you want to be my latex salesman...

OH MAN! this reminds me of myself at some points in my life! totally made me crack up!

GEOOORGE! LMFAOOO

Seems I'm the only one who remembers the actress playing Mrs. Sokol as Cousin Amelia from All in the Family. I noticed a lot of guest actors from All in the Family made their way to Seinfeld (including Uncle Leo and the original Frank Costanza), probably due to Rob Reiner.

Kevin's Corner brought me here! 😆

"I haven't had a Big Mac in a long time." Now a part of the 2 for $5 menu for a limited time only!

" THE ADRESS..."

I was the kid in the phone booth right after this scene when Kramer answer's Jerry's phone LOL

@jeffreybacic4414

4 жыл бұрын

@Pepe Lopez Yes, regular fee, not principle

@mr.azizsshitposts

Жыл бұрын

How was it?

Nobody: Every TV show/ movie: My phone number is KL5-

You could say he sold latex and latex accessories

Classic

@Chimichinking

7 жыл бұрын

GassedGasMask7 trump move

I keep thinking that’s Livia Soprano. 😄

Rae Allen!! Loved her on All in the family as well!!

"Looking, and listening, listening, and looking". Well at least that's a lot better than laughing and lying.

Who is he impersonating when he does that high voice lol

@drServitis

6 жыл бұрын

Your mother! Sorry, had to do it.

@efisgpr

5 жыл бұрын

José Jiménez

@exacerbatedfellow1236

5 жыл бұрын

drServitis Dumbass.

@BrianBattles

5 жыл бұрын

Jerry Lewis at first, then he turned into Jose Jimenez

...my often " job" :-)😷😊...dear George...💙...genius Sainfeld , and Larry, ....

I end up in the weirdest places on Wikipedia, A& M records page which mentions Jose Jimenez, rang a bell

George is my spirit animal

The lady reminds me of DMV clerk here in New Jersey..same attitude and cold behavior..

@greasyflight6609

3 жыл бұрын

great actor

"Really good to, to uh...." *bolts*

I can have Keith Hernandez here within the hour!

bus late = van delay

*No one really wants to work! The reality of humans.*

@drServitis

6 жыл бұрын

Work is unnatural. Think about it. We evolved hunting and gathering, not doing 9 to 5 with chumps we can't stand. Modern work is inhuman.

@rshiva08

6 жыл бұрын

@drServitis Only partly true, because I believe the modern concept of working did evolve gradually, out of a need for survival (which included keeping good health and running your family). Think about farmers. Their work had to be done only when the sun was out. And it was a lot of work -- checking on the health of the crops, weeding out pests and weeds, irrigation, harvesting, ploughing, land maintenance, etc. etc. They needed energy in the morning, so they probably had breakfast and then began their work at approx 9 am. Probably got tired by sunset and then returned home for a hearty dinner and then bed. And this work had to be done, else he wouldn't be able to sustain his family and have food for themselves. So there you have it - a 9-5 job.

@thatfriggingbathroom2656

6 жыл бұрын

Not true. It's just that most modern abstract jobs are shit.

@drServitis

6 жыл бұрын

Well, except that modern farming, even ancient farming of land on an extremely small subsistence scale, has existed for only an infinitesimally small amount of time in human history, not to mention pre-human evolutionary history. So I stick to my original comment that any job with set inflexible time parameters is inhuman. We evolved to take breaks, sleep, frolic with family, etc whenever we felt the physical need to.

@scaf5363

6 жыл бұрын

Depends on the job

Mrs. Wolowitz.

@jasoncampbell735

5 жыл бұрын

it was the daughter that was Mrs Wolowitz

This clip is especially relevant these days

Sokół=falcon in Polish

Sneaky George!

I see tbs or whoever can't spell unemployment lol

@alpur214

3 жыл бұрын

Good eye!

The way it worked .... 20 years ago, you had to bring a list, like once every month to show jobs you searched for, Name of Jobby, Phone #, Position Applied...I would write mine down the night before, trolling the internet (yeah, it was painful back then, very few places to troll unlike nowadays). About 30 of us would listen to a lecture about the job market, then stand in line and that person would quickly scroll through our list, and sign off. Next. Next. The whole group was audited in about 5 minutes give or take. Nowadays, rumor on the streets, is that you have login every week online and tell them your job search - damn that's a lot of work - but hey, for an extra $600 a week (federal stimulus) on top of $600+ a week of state unemployment - damn straight I'd make shit up. Ain't like they can legally verify, or does any employer care to, or even remember you inquiring about that position ;)

@socl6534

4 жыл бұрын

Good one.

@artboy789

8 ай бұрын

I did the same thing as George. I would give my friends phone numbers and tell them to lie for me if they got called.

lol. Aunt Quinn from The Sopranos

1:25 Costanza stalling for time

Vandelay Industries was like Art Vandelay, a made-up person. So funny!

@keithwilson6060

5 жыл бұрын

Or H.E. Pennypacker.

Right now, Mrs. Sokol would be overwhelmed and overworked. If she weren't sick.

'If the lady at the unemployment office knew how hard my friend was working to avoid getting a job, I'm sure she'd give him a raise.'

😂 And then he goes to the phone booth and throws the kid out wish you showed that part

I like Lenore's last name.

Everyone waiting on that July deadline.

How this guy never won an emmy

George should've narced on her for accepting bribes and have Keith Hernandez sign a box of nails for her stuck up daughter.

is that tony soprano's mother ???

@AbhinandanSridhar

4 жыл бұрын

I thought so too

@sirayatollah2056

4 жыл бұрын

@@AbhinandanSridhar she look exactly like her

@AndrzejzBuffalo

9 ай бұрын

No, say the other comments.