“That $8 million dollar buy out isn’t going to last forever.” lol

@LvL_99_Red_Chocobo

3 жыл бұрын

If you're married... no it will not.

@richardwalton2771

2 жыл бұрын

I about fell on the floor!

“Yeah I can hold, Old Dominion.” 😂😂

@emorydaniel9084

3 жыл бұрын

*cries in Virginia Tech* 🤣

@silasthegreat983

3 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in Alabama*

@thomasdaniels6824

3 жыл бұрын

750,000 a yr isn't to bad

@richardwalton3521

2 жыл бұрын

Unlv

Sark got his certificate and now he’s off to Texas! Another proud alum!

@retireorbust

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Well his schooling isn't quite finished. Next class, September 4, Louisiana Raging Cajuns. 🤣

@timmah2723

2 жыл бұрын

@@retireorbust How'd that one go?

@retireorbust

2 жыл бұрын

@@timmah2723 he dun good.

@thomasthepromise8430

2 жыл бұрын

Umm...this is kind of awkward.

@jamses23

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasthepromise8430 Ooof… Yeah it’s not looking good for Sark or Texas! Lol

"Jeudy, let's have you run really fast down the field... and, uh Tua?, you throw it to him when he's open" - 2018 Crimson Tide Offensive Playbook: Page 1 of 1

@nintendofan6099

5 жыл бұрын

Achromaniac Hey if it works. It works.

@jon-michaelharris5840

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t give away the secrets!

@keatonjk5772

5 жыл бұрын

Also works with Waddle and Devontae Smith

@keatonjk5772

5 жыл бұрын

Also works with Waddle and Devontae Smith

@ChristopherX30

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about Henry Ruggs!

"8 million buyout won't last long!" LOL

@ChristopherX30

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@hillbillysceptic1982

5 жыл бұрын

Typical modern feminist woman

"Joey Freshwater" had me dying!!!

@Coolman13355

2 жыл бұрын

I had to look that one up, but lol.

“Who cares about about CFB at 3am?!” Me: “Oh boy, 3am!!”

@10secondslideshows87

5 жыл бұрын

Lol spongebob jokes

it's been 2 years now in the Saban rehabilitation clinic still going strong.. still giving you one coach after another... Roll Tide!

I don't know if coach Saban ever watches KZread but I hope that he somehow sees this video. Nice work SEC Shorts. 👍 Roll Tide!!!

@mommabear5059

5 жыл бұрын

Stephen H no doubt that someone will have to bring it to his attention

@paultiller6766

5 жыл бұрын

If he does, he'll get a kick out of it!

@akjdhajkdjhaghjkadh9804

4 жыл бұрын

It was funny.

Another classic, funny cause its so true...its like at this, point a coach uses "I coached @Bama", as like a perfect reference on their resume.

@waylongroves200

5 жыл бұрын

Kris Fields You are to discontinue the incorrect use of the word “like” immediately, if not sooner. Bad enough if you speak this way but to actually put it into writing makes it look even dumber.

@krisfields4663

5 жыл бұрын

@@waylongroves200 Ok, I didnt post that comment for grammar and spelling more for opinion based replies and likes, but hey do you…if being a grammar nazi wat gets ya a boner…hey go get hard off my imperfect typing. 🖒

Just read the title and immediately thought Butch Jones.

@mommabear5059

5 жыл бұрын

オレンジ-フゥードゥゥー same

@barbarawatkins4147

5 жыл бұрын

Uhh Guz Malzon?

@deshawnthomas

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck Bitch Jones

@anthonymartell3357

5 жыл бұрын

Me too😂😂😂😂😂 he's the latest trainee

I suppose we'll be seeing Willie Taggart here soon. That $17 million buyout isn't going to last forever!

@emilianozapata8185

2 жыл бұрын

😆😅🤣😂

He was a great student! I wish him the best of luck at Akron!

this is so hilarious! All you needed was a scene smoking cigars in the locker room!

@tn-family

5 жыл бұрын

I was looking for that! lol

Urban Meyer need not apply

@Bacnow

5 жыл бұрын

...and the Gus Bus might as well call AAA for a jump start! We don't use jumper cables in T-Town!

@jonathanhambright2151

5 жыл бұрын

Bacnow no y'all sexually assault women in t-town

@Bacnow

5 жыл бұрын

Jonathan hambright -- i didn't realize Gus was a woman! Well....to be honest....i did kind of suspect it!

@michaelmcparland7681

4 жыл бұрын

Just why would he need to? He didn't do anything, it was that asshat Zach Smith who's a bad WR coach anyway, and your pathetically insinuating that Urban was losing at OSU Only lost 9 games and he was doing great things in the SEC while Saban failed in the NFL. You all shouldn't talk about things until you know the fucking story.

@chrislane5145

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmcparland7681 If Smith was a bad WR coach then that was more of a reason for Meyer to fire him rather than protect him. Meyer left the SEC after getting destroyed by Saban 2 games in a row. Why is it that Meyer is never mentioned for any NFL jobs?

1:43 shoutout to Flying J. Thank you sir from an ACC supporting truck driver.

I can see Saban screaming at his recruit coachs like Drill Sgt. Heartman in Full Metal Jacket.

"No but, I have been showering at the Flying J"

@yasha12isreal

5 жыл бұрын

What's that? 😏

@jasonbradford2384

5 жыл бұрын

It's a well known Truck Stop franchise it's like the 7 eleven for truck drivers they are every where with laundry and shower facilities

@goonerbear8659

5 жыл бұрын

It's Jimmy Haslam's truck stop empire.

@yasha12isreal

5 жыл бұрын

@@jasonbradford2384 ohhh ok 😉

@Adam-yb2ei

5 жыл бұрын

DAmn I can’t stop laughing at that line. 🤣🤣🤣

How about an SEC coaches guide to understanding Coach O?

@J_Miller

5 жыл бұрын

Rosetta Stone needs to come out with that language

@brandonlovell2764

5 жыл бұрын

@@J_Miller Hahaha.

@jamesd7495

5 жыл бұрын

Brandon Lovell lol he sounds like the dude off the water boy and joe dirt

@sassiladieelliott3217

5 жыл бұрын

Lolol

@RichardRpond

5 жыл бұрын

@@jamesd7495, Coach Farmer Fran. He was also on Joe Dirt.

Sarkisian graduated with honors this go-round, because it was his second time through it! Lol

2 years later and still accurate

@EMan-hr5vf

3 жыл бұрын

It aged even better now that Bill O Brien is now the OC

This is so true! For example Butch Jones is an "Offensive Analyst" at Alabama. Whatever that means!

When I Saw Steve Sarkisian name pop up I lost it👀😨🤣🤷‍♂️ "Yes I can hold....OLD DOMINION!"🤣

@kakykall

5 жыл бұрын

@Wyatt Graham I took it as two different comments on two different parts of the clip that he thought was funny.

@tundralane256

5 жыл бұрын

;-)

Did Kiffen complete the clinic? Some say he quit the program while others say he was kicked out by Miss Terry.

@doodle2010jw

5 жыл бұрын

Miss Terry is headmistress. She kicks out all the trash

@illuminatedcrosshairs7865

4 жыл бұрын

Army Mobility Officer The pain clinic? No I think he’s still going unless he failed the last drug test...

@waynewayne9693

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if the rumors are true that he cheated fucked Saban’s daughter. It’s weird to me in my mindset to leave the way he did with the Natty.

This is a real thing. I mean the Texans and Jets had Ex-Coaches might be the new OC.

@williambrightman3786

2 жыл бұрын

The Texans part you were right about. Bill O Brien is now the OC at Alabama.

@mourka01

2 жыл бұрын

@@williambrightman3786 the offense looks pretty good under him tbh considering the amount of underclassmen this year

We love Sark, Graduated with Honors! Natty Bling Baby! ROLL TIDE! HOOKEM HORNS! 😂

@docmorrell

3 жыл бұрын

🤘🐂

@kingmobius9379

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the SEC please claim your new schedule and follow the signs to you're blowout loss to Alabama.

@mourka01

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingmobius9379 that had me laughing so hard hopefully not to big of a blowout though take it easy on the newbies.

@thomasthepromise8430

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingmobius9379 didn't you mean Arkansas?

@kingmobius9379

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasthepromise8430 hey Bacon bits don't let it go to your head remember there only Texas and I'm pretty sure even Kentucky could beat them but don't quote me on that.

Soo TRU!!! Nick molds people around him (players or staff) into what they can be!

There’s nothing like starting your day off with a hearty laugh!!!!!

More true today than ever

Y’all are hilarious. Keep em coming!!! 😂😂😂

Butch Jones is well on his way.

@ChristopherX30

5 жыл бұрын

He'll be coaching at U-Conn in no time now!! LOL

@stevenrice47

5 жыл бұрын

Two more years until he get his Nick Saban Coaching Tree Certification, then watch out U-Conn!! Butch Jones is coming for you!

@Kevin_TN

5 жыл бұрын

They just announced he's interested in the maryland job. Lol

@Coal-Creek-Rider

4 жыл бұрын

He's a college football program demolition man!

@zesolodar

3 жыл бұрын

two years later this comment aged super well

Meaghan Thomas is now on WKRN Channel 2 in Nashville, Tennessee as the morning meteorologist Monday through Friday.

In 2023 Scott Frost will be at Nick Saban coaching clinic.

It does help a lot when you have a lot of coaches, a lot of them ex-head coaches working as analyst and other schools have grad assistance.

This is amazing

As a Texas fan....Im crossing my fingers that the Saban Program worked for Sark......which works on two levels......if ya know what I mean....... Maybe uh......maybe do a weekly check of those desk drawers the first couple months eh guys? Just.....just to make sure.

1:22 "That came to me in a dream" LMAO

I think this may be the best yall have ever done.

So far this has been one of the best ones yet.😂🤣

Funny stuff but true lol. Saban is a mastermind.

Best one yet!!!!!

Great Job SEC Shorts!

Was waiting for something like this 😂

Jimbo will definitely buy this

@rangav248

3 жыл бұрын

He was already in the program back at LSU

Had to laugh the pain away as an ODU student

The thumbnail below this video on my feed has doug marrone and bill o'Brien shaking hands after an nfl game, the two newest members of the clinic.🤣

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Simply AWESOME!!! RTR!

Oh my, this is brilliant.😂

#butchjones this past offseason😂

The process seems to work everywhere. If you want to coach again, Tuscaloosa is your best bet. And, there's always a possibility of getting a ring. You never know....

Looking at you Butch Jones.

this is one of the best ones ive seem. lol

1:56 Hold up! No championship rings after 3 years?!

i wish it ended with, "Oh yeah Auburn, I'll take the job and have my staff moved in before next week."

PRICELESS

So true. Question: Why aren't the shorts on SEC Nation up loaded too?

@SECShorts

5 жыл бұрын

They upload them on their own internal player.

"Look ... I saw the Kinkos was hiring ...." That sounds like something I would say. If they were Kinkos in 1990, then dang it they're Kinkos today.

@christosvoskresye

5 жыл бұрын

They sold out over a decade ago and are now "FedEx Office".

@michaelmerck7576

3 жыл бұрын

They are all called fedx but I still call it kinkos

I didn't know Charlie Strong was in the Saban rehab until a few games ago.

Lol that to me in a dream last night 😂😂

$8M buyouts don't last as long as they used to.

That's the truest,best shit I have Ever seen...

Charlie Strong is well on his way again.

@kyzor-sosay6087

3 жыл бұрын

Bama Ed strong needs to be the DC,Golding is shit!

Roll Tide!

This is so true I’m dying

There is only one place like this in all of sports. This is where someone learns to coach properly, recruit properly and do all things in football the right way.

"Yeah i can hold Old Dominion", As an ODU Alum this is both funny and sad.

I knew that was Meaghan Thomas! Ha ha!

Yes, I can hold...Old Dominion!

I wonder if Scott Frost has sent in his application...

2 years later this is still true and still hilarious

@johngray2526

3 жыл бұрын

😂

"I'm not sure how I got fired".lol

Forgot the Gatorade bath lol

That play is still in the playbook. 2017 - 2019: Tua to Jeudy, Riggs, Smitty, or Waddle. 2020: Mac to Smitty, Metchie or Waddle. 2021: BY to Metchie, Jameson, or JoJo

Meagan Thomas is so gorgeous she made this just that much better

@jeffcornett367

5 жыл бұрын

yes she did

I may have found my new youtube addiction!

What makes it so funny is its all true

Bring em in, they win a ring, send em packin, dream lived.

As a Vols fan who was a fan of Butch, but then didn't have any hard feelings when he failed miserably (just wanted him gone), but then REALLY hated him when his pansy ass went to Alabama as an "intern" to keep collecting his buyout while smoking cigars as if he did anything to help Alabama beat us other than making sure our depth was trash while he was here.... I support this message.

Hilarious😂😂

They should have this

Ole Butch Jones!

"suck it, Kinko's" 🤣😂🤣

Came here after hearing Bill O'Brien or Adam Gase may be the next in the program

@ Gus Malzan

@barbarawatkins4147

5 жыл бұрын

TheOfficialTimothyAaron @Get on the go bus Gus #Roll Tide

genius!!!!!

LOVE it LMAO 😂

This is genius.

The buttchin has entered the clinic.

Classic!

Lol had me dying

I'm a lsu fan but this is funny

@delrod03

5 жыл бұрын

This one may be more your speed www.secsports.com/video/25032913/mystery-georgia-loss I'd wish you luck in your next game, but I'm a die hard Bama fan. Good luck AFTER that though. :)

@stacyramirez8102

5 жыл бұрын

Me to

@Davethepossum225

5 жыл бұрын

@Wyatt Graham most lsu fans don't like bama and nick

Bill "The Hack" O'Brien has enrolled!

This was too funny.

Scott Frost written all over it

Serious question? Is Gus Malzan next? Steve Sarkisian is leaving for Texas after completing the program.

"Say hello to our newest member, Bryan Harsin."

Funniest part is its 100% true.

I STIL come back to watch this and it STILL reigns true. Next up, Jeremy Pruitt????

I’m dead 😂

Funny but 100% spot on