"I've never seen this much beowulf in my life, and I've read the book" has me rolling 💀💀💀

@protoaltus

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it do be a really short poem tbh.

@belphy205

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@@protoaltus wasn't half of it lost in a fire.

You sacrifice 3 beowulf they gave you 1 Back and gave you two snakes as promised

That hulk hogan “SHES HERE” Got me laughing hard, gratz on getting Britta, but was there a reason for the pain?

Well, she is an obstacle for humanity to overcome; I guess these results are lore-accurate. Also, I’m guessing from here on, she will be a consistent spook whenever you roll Lancers. Because that’s how it works.

Congratulations on finally getting Vritra, especially on NP2 in the same roll. I'm glad she finally answered your call.

She really said 'You gave me too much Beo, here's your change' before showing up.

Imma be real, I got her at np 2 from 3 summon tickets trying to get Martha, I don't have the materials to ascend her, I didn't want her, and I don't feel half as good about my Muramasa luck anymore. Overall good Christmas

@elfguy2007

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I got her once and Martha once

@cupdrinker678

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@@elfguy2007 I'm sorry, but you're dead to me

@elfguy2007

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@@cupdrinker678 =(

SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!

9:10 look at the drought in his eyes

A well deserved double Vritra yes, congrats on getting the gyaru dragon goddess❤️✨

The theme was really the catalyst that helped lmao

I didn't get Vitra but threw a few tickets on it and got np2 Martha ruler so I'm cool.

Tried repeatedly for Snake. Didn't get any gold servants until near the end and got saint. Had her already.

I was trying to roll for Martha, but in the end I didn’t even get her once and probably emptied my entire life worth of luck by getting vritra at np 5 without spending that many quartz.

So I'm not the only one who got random Beowulfs while looking for Vritra.

Hey, I recognize those six digits

Congratulations on NP2! Makes all the (15% concentrated power of) pain worth it.

I tried too summon vitra because i dont have a good aoe lancer got karna and im not complaining

21:10 Okay, bet, hes right here.

wow this is the earliest I've seen this, one minute since release lol

Grats on snek! As a fellow MG lover, it makes me happy your collection grows

I spent like $500 on Oberon on JP like 4 days before Christmas and I dont even play much anymore so I definitely know your pain

This rolls are never going to be unfunny

Honestly this node was a breeze with Tanned Snek. Idk use this setup for the rerun if you got it double castoria. with the ticket ce, 10/10/10 & MLB if possible. pop al skills on first castoria on snek along with the all arts buff on everyone. NP second wave. pop the rest of the skills of the other castoria with the guts/np up skill of snek. preferrable raised to 5/5/5 but 4/4/4 also works if you wanna be consistent use a mystic code for extra battery. Np with one castoria and snek np. should clear the wave. Third wave, dump all skills and there you go its done. OR JUST USE JASON, GONG or GODDAMMIT ANYONE ELSE IF YOU DONT CARE WE LOVE SNAKES HERE.

19:08 wait you did ok here you go

What's your opinion on the grand beserker? Is it makes sense them receiving the title? Also IT'S 4AM HERE AND I STILL BARELY CLOSED MY EYES.

The desire sensor is very real. I rolled on the banner JUST for event CEs. Didn't care about snek. My first summon, I tossed a summon ticket at the banner and boom. Snek. Some might call this luck. But I assure you. The luck goes to the store to buy milk when there's a servant I actually want. This sort of happening has happened with other event banners too. Sometimes I just want the CEs man... ;- ;

Ggs on NP2!

I also got NP2 Vritra in one multi and I couldn't be happier because I only spent 60 quartz on her. And I have funds for Muramasa too. May Thy Rolls be Grand everyone

Well now you have an NP 5 Beowulf

Failed top get mommy Doji and failed to get mommy Snek... At.... at least GSSR soon, r....right?

snake milk

Letsgoo fellow np2 haver

This same shit happened to me in my douman rolls LMAO Congrats on the NP2 tho

Meanwhile I failed to get her but when I went for Hokusai (because I need more class variety and the game had been throwing a ton of Berserkers in both story and farming), I managed to get her in 2 11x summons

🚗wrrrrrrrrrr

Wonder, what's bad? I had gotten beowulf from NP lvl 2 to NP lvl 5. And a single punch saint. Before finally getting virita.

Wonder, what's bad? I had gotten beowulf from NP lvl 2 to NP lvl 5. Before finally getting virita.

I managed to pity roll her on my first 11 pull. I tried getting her to at least NP2 and got Ruler Martha to NP5 instead. Never ever got a second copy of snek.

Stop calling her "mommy." She's not your mother who will take care of you and pick up your socks. She wants you to grow and to bring out the best in you, so she's more like a life coach. LCILF

Your luck is so bad I swear man my friend did one 10 spin and got snake mommy ☠️