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Sean Spicer Will Now Take Your Pre-Approved Question

White House spokesman Sean Spicer has begun fielding questions from some unusual reporters during his daily press briefings.
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  • @richarddarlington1139
    @richarddarlington11397 жыл бұрын

    That shot of Melania Trump is very telling. She looked absolutely miserable. I mean, who knows what really goes on behind closed doors?

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446

    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446

    7 жыл бұрын

    Can't help it; I feel sorry for her.

  • @nancymesek

    @nancymesek

    7 жыл бұрын

    Richard Darlington I'll bet she's paying for it now that trump has seen it.

  • @shamicentertainment1262

    @shamicentertainment1262

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Claystead I wouldn't have thought she would care to much for Trump cheating on her. As long as she gets her money it's all good, but that shot of her smiling then looking depressed made me feel bad for her.

  • @taxiuniversum

    @taxiuniversum

    7 жыл бұрын

    According to testimony given under oath, Trump raped his ex-wife. And given his tasteless remarks in regard to dating his daughter Ivanka, it is safe to assume he is an asshole towards females also behind closed doors.

  • @SainyaHokage

    @SainyaHokage

    7 жыл бұрын

    Richard Darlington Trump abuses her what else. She does not want to move for everyone to know she is abused in the White House.

  • @rfz0084
    @rfz00847 жыл бұрын

    In England, I wake up and watch Stephens monologue, best start to the day

  • @TOMO.90

    @TOMO.90

    7 жыл бұрын

    Nappy Native Because it was obviously midnight at that time right around the world…

  • @redwanrizvi

    @redwanrizvi

    7 жыл бұрын

    Here in Bangladesh its 3 pm...just saying...

  • @martinconway8174

    @martinconway8174

    7 жыл бұрын

    I'm english and i still do the same thing

  • @rabbitcarrot651

    @rabbitcarrot651

    7 жыл бұрын

    Same here! Favourite thing to start the day with.

  • @bolennartpedersen1688

    @bolennartpedersen1688

    7 жыл бұрын

    Danish and doing the same here!

  • @blacknightz2011
    @blacknightz20117 жыл бұрын

    hello *darkness* my old friend

  • @DuelaDent52

    @DuelaDent52

    7 жыл бұрын

    blacknightz2011 I've come to talk with you again...

  • @leeoffshore9859

    @leeoffshore9859

    7 жыл бұрын

    blacknightz2011 left its seed while I was sleeping

  • @Urza26

    @Urza26

    7 жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of a very important video.

  • @ChildofGod5555

    @ChildofGod5555

    7 жыл бұрын

    blacknightz2011 ..and the vision that was planted in my brain

  • @leeoffshore9859

    @leeoffshore9859

    7 жыл бұрын

    blacknightz2011 still remains within the sound of silence

  • @vileguile4
    @vileguile47 жыл бұрын

    Alt right alt right alt right must be one of the best puns of this show so far

  • @Sachin6197

    @Sachin6197

    7 жыл бұрын

    exactly lol

  • @junebird280

    @junebird280

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sleepydog I would've been more impressed if it wasn't all over twitter earlier in the day

  • @alicante275

    @alicante275

    7 жыл бұрын

    Made it sound like McConaughey's drawl too :)

  • @shahidabegum4195
    @shahidabegum41957 жыл бұрын

    I thought the skype skit at the end was real and only realized halfway that it wasn't. Goes to show the extent of absurdity of the current presidency.

  • @merkywater417

    @merkywater417

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's absurd Spicer's doing the Skype inclusion at all. I thought he reconsidered since they didn't bring any in Thursday ...then they toted another round Friday so so much for realizing the mistake.

  • @numerical25

    @numerical25

    7 жыл бұрын

    The Skype questions are only a diversion to avoid real questions. You got people from NPR and other radio organizations in that room. If that talk show host wanted to, he could get access into the correspondents room and its not fair that other members of the media that go all the way out there has to wait behind some douche who doesn't question trump authority anyway.

  • @BlankBrain

    @BlankBrain

    7 жыл бұрын

    The Lars Larson bit wasn't fake. He's an ultra-conservative bat-shit-crazy talk show host in Oregon.

  • @Gildedmuse

    @Gildedmuse

    7 жыл бұрын

    Merky Water - I disagree. I don't think there is anything inherently absurd in the usage of Skype or other online tools by the Press Secretary just as there is nothing inherently absurd about executive orders; both can be misused but that doesn't make the basic idea unsound. Allowing the press to communicate with the white house over Skype has a huge positive potential. It could give access to those who lack the funds, resources, or even physical ability to travel to DC. With the current budget and staffing problems facing most newspapers (who still do the bulk of the investigative work) that could mean the difference between having a true press corps and the possibility of seeing these conferences become exclusive to the top media corporations. The problem is in it's current implementation we've only seen it used to bring in supporting view points and sycophants rather than promoting open conversation. What's needed is a system created by people dedicated to an independent, unfettered press. One that allows for opposition while still recognizing the difference between punditry and journalism. Unfortunately, this administration does not seem interested in any of that, sullying what could be a positive move towards inclusion and free press. Of course, the white house could have achieved a similar effect without bringing in Skype; remember that for a while there we're reports of the press not being given a place on the white house grounds at all. Skype is simply a tool, and so far this administration seems to be seriously misusing that tool as a means of pure propaganda but then almost every news source from print to television has been similarly abused at some point by someone. Just to be clear I'm not supporting Sean Spicer's attempts to deflect real questions by bringing in bias pundits; I just believe that the idea of using Skype to broaden access to the white house could be beneficial to the press's access to information which is critical in maintaining a democracy. It will be a shame if the idea is forever associated with this type of partisan behavior and not given a chance in the future.

  • @NotStellarNoja

    @NotStellarNoja

    7 жыл бұрын

    shahida begum My girlfriend, for the first few seconds was just like "What, No, No. Is this real?" Hilarious, but a little scary and telling how full of shit this admin is

  • @MarcoJosephCheung
    @MarcoJosephCheung7 жыл бұрын

    Trump is so bad he's making me like McCain (as a politician), that is tragic

  • @AnandTumurtogoo17

    @AnandTumurtogoo17

    7 жыл бұрын

    well McCain was never a bad politician. He voted on some democratic issue and voted against some republican issues.

  • @MarcoJosephCheung

    @MarcoJosephCheung

    7 жыл бұрын

    I think he's a warmonger, but the GOP's gotten so batshit insane that they're making him and Graham look like a voice for reason

  • @josecolon5750

    @josecolon5750

    7 жыл бұрын

    Marco Joseph Cheung McCain is everyone's dirty grandpa

  • @Urza26

    @Urza26

    7 жыл бұрын

    No worries mate, in four years time, America will look upon Bush as a saint and a genius.

  • @heatherann9548

    @heatherann9548

    7 жыл бұрын

    Forget McCain, he's starting to make me miss George Jr.!

  • @abhishetty2637
    @abhishetty26377 жыл бұрын

    with his wife gone , there is nothing standing in between trump and Ivanka ,

  • @mickfunny4185

    @mickfunny4185

    7 жыл бұрын

    mr dinkleberg except Jared

  • @abhishetty2637

    @abhishetty2637

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mick Funny you mean American pshico , ya , like he's gonna do anything

  • @elKachuko

    @elKachuko

    7 жыл бұрын

    Except Ivanka.

  • @TomCatFromMA

    @TomCatFromMA

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ah, true love ala Caligula.

  • @tureytaino2785

    @tureytaino2785

    7 жыл бұрын

    Inverse Caligula.

  • @Oujouj426
    @Oujouj4267 жыл бұрын

    Did I really just hear someone being pissed about funds being allocated for forest fires? Is fire becoming an alternative fact now? What is life even?

  • @fluidthought42

    @fluidthought42

    7 жыл бұрын

    GrodyMaroon Life has become a parody of itself.

  • @Oujouj426

    @Oujouj426

    7 жыл бұрын

    Guess what, I, too, was parodying a conservative American. And I'm not even American.

  • @andreasbuehler1821

    @andreasbuehler1821

    7 жыл бұрын

    We will have the biggest parody. Yuge parody. Tremendous. Parody sounds like reality now. Sad.

  • @Oujouj426

    @Oujouj426

    7 жыл бұрын

    "Sad" at the end of sentences, or as new single-word sentences at the end of a paragraph, has been forever ruined.

  • @Urza26

    @Urza26

    7 жыл бұрын

    Forest fires happen because there's too much local oxygen in the atmosphere. If you do more methane burning, it'll change to carbon dioxide. Everyone knows carbon dioxide makes it hard for fires to spread, that's why they have it in some fire extinguishers. But because you libtard cucks snowflakes don't learn a god damn thing in your fake education, you hate on methane burning for no reason. This is the genius of Trump. He is killing two libtards with one stone. But keep believing your fake CNN climate change bs cucks :)

  • @julia-gx9eo
    @julia-gx9eo7 жыл бұрын

    Ahhh, Melania....... I feel sorry for her

  • @kakashiMEK

    @kakashiMEK

    7 жыл бұрын

    yeah imagine being forced to pee on Trump every night. damn...

  • @user-tm1ix7xi1n

    @user-tm1ix7xi1n

    7 жыл бұрын

    Юлія Олійник Money vs. Love you see the difference.

  • @tomsriver2838

    @tomsriver2838

    7 жыл бұрын

    Don't feel sorry for her. She is getting payed at the end of the day !

  • @numerical25

    @numerical25

    7 жыл бұрын

    she is probably relieved she doesn't have to see his naked body in the bed every night.

  • @julia-gx9eo

    @julia-gx9eo

    7 жыл бұрын

    kshitiz rimal true tho

  • @JankyBruv
    @JankyBruv7 жыл бұрын

    man... poor Spicer is gonna be on the hot seat for every crazy stunt this administration pulls... I ALMOST feel sorry for him.

  • @mickfunny4185

    @mickfunny4185

    7 жыл бұрын

    Elephant Groove magic 8 ball says he will not last one year

  • @GrahamCStrouse

    @GrahamCStrouse

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mick Funny He might need eight balls to get him through the year...

  • @diodejr9385

    @diodejr9385

    7 жыл бұрын

    Graham Strouse Thought you needed seven balls to summon the wish granting dragon

  • @rvantong

    @rvantong

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sean Spicer will be America's Baghdad Bob

  • @tootsla1252

    @tootsla1252

    7 жыл бұрын

    Elephant Groove Almost, but he chose this crazy gig. His career is already in the toilet - he'll be first to desert this sinking ship

  • @krisisvp
    @krisisvp7 жыл бұрын

    So...Ivanka is going to be First Lady?

  • @BlueWoWTaylan

    @BlueWoWTaylan

    7 жыл бұрын

    In more ways than one....

  • @rysun8709

    @rysun8709

    7 жыл бұрын

    Melina Tramp #sadface

  • @joedufour8188

    @joedufour8188

    7 жыл бұрын

    No. She will be the intern. Ba dum tsssss

  • @Thumbsupurbum

    @Thumbsupurbum

    7 жыл бұрын

    I'm confused now. Whose official duty will it be to pee on Trump? I think that's too much to ask from the secret service.

  • @austinreid6074

    @austinreid6074

    7 жыл бұрын

    Flintstoned honestly i think there are plenty of Americans who will piss directly on trump for free

  • @Oujouj426
    @Oujouj4267 жыл бұрын

    No, not McConaughey, I managed to keep my opinion of him to "good actor'' all these years, and now all of that effort of ignorance on his life and personal opinions has been ruined!

  • @citystreetfighter

    @citystreetfighter

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah but don't hate him as an actor. It's important to respect someone's opinions...even if they may be way off track

  • @Oujouj426

    @Oujouj426

    7 жыл бұрын

    Of course I'm not gonna start claiming that his acting is bad, Jim Carrie is an anti-vaxxer, but he's still a good comedy actor. But now that I know this about McConaughey, it'll always be in the back of my mind when I see his work, just gnawing at my brain.

  • @SwedishRamblings

    @SwedishRamblings

    7 жыл бұрын

    joujou264 Actually listen to the interview. I hate Trump too, and McConaheys comments aren't exactly a glowing recommendation of Trump.

  • @Oujouj426

    @Oujouj426

    7 жыл бұрын

    I know, he's saying "give up and give in", and that's only slightly above supporting him. People can start talking about giving up 3 years from now, or at the (hopefully not) 2nd term, but not yet.

  • @elchucofried5683

    @elchucofried5683

    7 жыл бұрын

    joujou264 he's white from central Texas you shouldn't be surprised

  • @meepster554
    @meepster5547 жыл бұрын

    It's 1 am, what do I do? Turn on Stephen Colbert

  • @DuckYou69

    @DuckYou69

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's 3am here in Houston

  • @dd.4910

    @dd.4910

    7 жыл бұрын

    1:30 am in Vancouver and all's well : )

  • @sdgdhpmbp

    @sdgdhpmbp

    7 жыл бұрын

    Get your beauty sleep, guys. Good night.

  • @dd.4910

    @dd.4910

    7 жыл бұрын

    and good night to you mate

  • @kaz2499

    @kaz2499

    7 жыл бұрын

    6 AM........ Dammit insomnia

  • @michaelstromer1220
    @michaelstromer12207 жыл бұрын

    Weirldy i have new found love for McCain, Romney, Graham and even the Bushes. Desperate times...

  • @jamesburkestephenking9333

    @jamesburkestephenking9333

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yes, even Reagan and Nixon seems like saints in comparison.

  • @robliez8655

    @robliez8655

    7 жыл бұрын

    Michael Stromer How can you not respect McCain? He spent 5 years of his life as a prisoner of war. 5 years of torture. Think about that for a minute.

  • @Ericwvb2

    @Ericwvb2

    7 жыл бұрын

    He picked Sarah Palin as VP. Until Trump, that was the first time anyone completely clueless (even Dan Quayle wasn't as dim as her) had gotten close to being President.

  • @benavor7910
    @benavor79107 жыл бұрын

    Please pray for poor Melania

  • @jevonsiler3538

    @jevonsiler3538

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ben Avor #freemelania

  • @jamesburkestephenking9333

    @jamesburkestephenking9333

    7 жыл бұрын

    Pray in one hand, crap in drumpf's other. It's as little late to be bringing the fake god into this.

  • @b2manatees

    @b2manatees

    7 жыл бұрын

    Correct.

  • @fefe7774

    @fefe7774

    7 жыл бұрын

    why because she married a rich old man for his money. who now the President of United States. She is doing better than average gold digger. However, I pray for her and all Americans because husband is just scapegoat for the powers that be.

  • @kaijumecha5766

    @kaijumecha5766

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ben Avor u r so nice, maybe we can start to pray for people who were ruined by her husband first, at least she is still live in Trump Tower! How about people who live on the streets?

  • @Fungamerplays
    @Fungamerplays7 жыл бұрын

    "Mr Trump [...] who does not read books" Sam Bee is going to go wild on this

  • @ladosis5596

    @ladosis5596

    7 жыл бұрын

    Fungamerplays I thought the same immediately!

  • @graemesewell1475
    @graemesewell14757 жыл бұрын

    After seeing this, thank God Australia has good relations with Canada. God Bless America?? NO, GOD HELP AMERICA!!!

  • @TheCanadiangirl4

    @TheCanadiangirl4

    7 жыл бұрын

    We do indeed. Love you Australia!

  • @minervaloves
    @minervaloves7 жыл бұрын

    Who knew that McCain had a sense of humor 😁

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino7 жыл бұрын

    God this country is actually being ran by Captain Planet villains.

  • @crazygood150
    @crazygood1507 жыл бұрын

    when you wanted a sugar daddy but ended up first lady of the US

  • @pinazee
    @pinazee7 жыл бұрын

    no lie, this governments such a joke i actually thought Ziggy and the Gooch had questioned him.

  • @TheRealEvilkitten3

    @TheRealEvilkitten3

    6 жыл бұрын

    ...honestly, i'm still not fully convinced that they *didn't*

  • @hazukichanx408

    @hazukichanx408

    5 жыл бұрын

    I found myself thinking "Wait, they're joking! ...I think...", but only a minute or so in. Honestly, they seem like plausible Trump voters to me.

  • @AnandTumurtogoo17
    @AnandTumurtogoo177 жыл бұрын

    I forgot who said but Media stop sending your best people to the Presidential press briefings, just send your interns. The press briefings are no longer a valuable place to get info.

  • @nancymesek

    @nancymesek

    7 жыл бұрын

    Anand Tumurtogoo I think it was on Vox. It was good advice.

  • @nunyabidness8297

    @nunyabidness8297

    7 жыл бұрын

    I would love to watch that.

  • @qaskas
    @qaskas7 жыл бұрын

    Stephen was absolutely savage today.

  • @TheOmegagoldfish
    @TheOmegagoldfish7 жыл бұрын

    Trump watches Fox News. And you wonder why he's so misinformed. Now you know.

  • @Arkayjiya

    @Arkayjiya

    7 жыл бұрын

    No. It runs deeper than that. Even Fox News corrects Trump on facts these days. Fox News is actually a pretty reliable media source in comparison of the Trump administration. That's the point we're at now.

  • @Nadia72639
    @Nadia726397 жыл бұрын

    Cut down all the forests so we don't have to spend money on preventing forest fires? Is he trying to be the villain from The Lorax?!?! goddamn -.-

  • @xCaptxCrunchx
    @xCaptxCrunchx7 жыл бұрын

    Waiting for the day Sean Spicer accepts a question from Rush Limbaugh through Facebook Live. #IsThisTheRealLife

  • @jamesburkestephenking9333

    @jamesburkestephenking9333

    7 жыл бұрын

    Alex Jones would be next.

  • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
    @ionlymadethistoleavecoment17237 жыл бұрын

    Who hates trees?! And F-ing why?

  • @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai

    @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai

    7 жыл бұрын

    Canada Mountain Beetles, because they`re delicious. And us, because they`re ruining our lumber industry.

  • @sxsxpl
    @sxsxpl7 жыл бұрын

    White House standards are too low for Melania :P

  • @nancymesek

    @nancymesek

    7 жыл бұрын

    Tom Kalowski Maybe trump is afraid she'll bang the secret service.

  • @Aritul

    @Aritul

    7 жыл бұрын

    Nancy Mesek She can still do that in NY.

  • @yaraa9351
    @yaraa93517 жыл бұрын

    why are there two monologues now

  • @xCaptxCrunchx

    @xCaptxCrunchx

    7 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing, more views is my theory.

  • @tomsriver2838

    @tomsriver2838

    7 жыл бұрын

    Or maybe he just want to separate politics from the rest

  • @numerical25

    @numerical25

    7 жыл бұрын

    My guess would be there are not a lot of good movies or music on being its the beginning of the year so therefore no good interviews, so they stretch the show with monologues.

  • @tilaNmanx

    @tilaNmanx

    7 жыл бұрын

    Since Stephen's monologue usually has two or more different topics, it kinda makes sense to cut them according to topics. I don't like it though, cutting them like this, prefer to watch the whole thing in one go.

  • @jamesburkestephenking9333

    @jamesburkestephenking9333

    7 жыл бұрын

    Because drumpf supplies Stephen with way too much material.

  • @stephenf85
    @stephenf857 жыл бұрын

    Ivanka is sitting directly behind melania Donald trump is looking at ivanka and not melania then he gazes at melania and says 'not you' then turns around and that's when you see melania look like that

  • @ryansalle3847

    @ryansalle3847

    5 жыл бұрын

    I kinda feel bad for her now

  • @traekas7228

    @traekas7228

    5 жыл бұрын

    Stephen Xo, Really? I didn’t notice that. How in the World did you see what Trump said to Melania??

  • @cthulhuhoops

    @cthulhuhoops

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@traekas7228 watch the way his jaw/chin moves. 'not you' is enunciated pretty clearly.

  • @number1authority

    @number1authority

    3 жыл бұрын

    Whoa. Yuck.

  • @fuyuseetaa
    @fuyuseetaa7 жыл бұрын

    Considering the way things are going, I can't even tell if the Ziggy and Gooch bit is a joke.

  • @fuyuseetaa

    @fuyuseetaa

    7 жыл бұрын

    Please send help

  • @Ruby4233
    @Ruby42337 жыл бұрын

    "Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right" almost made me spit out my drink. Best joke on the situation I have heard yet!

  • @bronzewolf6464
    @bronzewolf64647 жыл бұрын

    3:16 When did this turn into "History of Japan"? (But seriously, that was synched _perfectly_)

  • @reallyeasy100
    @reallyeasy1007 жыл бұрын

    honestly, Melania's reaction there was freaking scary. That poor woman.

  • @AhmadAbdallah0395
    @AhmadAbdallah03957 жыл бұрын

    I can't start the day without watching his monologue.

  • @defencebangladesh4068
    @defencebangladesh40687 жыл бұрын

    Hello darkness... My Old Friend

  • @defencebangladesh4068

    @defencebangladesh4068

    7 жыл бұрын

    Paul Adonia what's wrong with you?

  • @defencebangladesh4068

    @defencebangladesh4068

    7 жыл бұрын

    Paul Adonia I thought Bangladesh was one of the developing nations In South Asia.

  • @defencebangladesh4068

    @defencebangladesh4068

    7 жыл бұрын

    Paul Adonia you really lost it when you called us 3rd world animals... what's the difference between us than?

  • @defencebangladesh4068

    @defencebangladesh4068

    7 жыл бұрын

    Paul Adonia and by the way Bangladesh is a secular country runs by female prime minister, every people of the country have their own freedom, and yes I agree there's some extremist but current govt has been handled it really well, even yours Western govt has been failed to do that

  • @defencebangladesh4068

    @defencebangladesh4068

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lucky Fleming Actually I don't mind for some brainless people who think they have brains

  • @mahirfoysal8759
    @mahirfoysal87597 жыл бұрын

    Make a tv show called "How to be the president." May be he'll learn something.

  • @duitola
    @duitola7 жыл бұрын

    Sean Spicer is Donald Trump's twitter account as a person..

  • @tiffanybrown8856
    @tiffanybrown88567 жыл бұрын

    "These two lovebirds..." Stephen is the king of shade and I love it.

  • @Ela.elizabeth
    @Ela.elizabeth7 жыл бұрын

    The Matthew McConeghy (no idea how to spell his name) "altright altright altright" joke is one of those jokes where the perfect place, perfect time and perfect situation all align. It is the perfect joke. 😂🙌

  • @eternal712004
    @eternal7120047 жыл бұрын

    I am daydreaming how can we live our life without Trump. In normal circumstance, I would consider it a speculation--Melanie may hate her husband. Since in two weeks, Trump has made me hate him. So I am not surprised that Melanie must hate her husband.

  • @MyDefendor
    @MyDefendor7 жыл бұрын

    For a brief second I thought "Ziggy and the Gooch" was an actual radio Spenser took in for a question. Fuck!! I think the Trump administration started to make me loose my grip on reality.

  • @irfansyarafi800
    @irfansyarafi8007 жыл бұрын

    Dat photobomb by McCain tho.. 😂😂😂

  • @goldenxkarma155
    @goldenxkarma1557 жыл бұрын

    "hey I want a job Ziggy, probably one from a hand" 😂😂 I died repeatedly

  • @Skuntac
    @Skuntac7 жыл бұрын

    really sad Mcconaughey said that

  • @Astrobrant2

    @Astrobrant2

    7 жыл бұрын

    He's trying to appear wise, conciliatory, and philosophical.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows7 жыл бұрын

    Well, you don't need TV's to see the last season of America.

  • @PlayfulPiano
    @PlayfulPiano7 жыл бұрын

    For a second I thought "Ziggy and the Gooch" was where "TJ and the Wombat" originated from over on TFS.

  • @visteobman4202
    @visteobman42027 жыл бұрын

    Mr Colbert, I urge you to call for a nationwide Candlelight vigil for the casualties of the Bowling Green Massacre... Kellyanne Conway. This would really make Kellyanne's day.

  • @nejolo9563
    @nejolo95637 жыл бұрын

    Free Melania. I'm sure her story of being trapped, abused and later being freed from bondage would make a great TV movie. This really should be a thing to protest for.

  • @Shadowcam00
    @Shadowcam007 жыл бұрын

    #FreeMelania She never asked for this.

  • @brendan95delany
    @brendan95delany7 жыл бұрын

    That McConaughey joke was gold!

  • @RB-kr6jo
    @RB-kr6jo7 жыл бұрын

    The crazy thing is I had to watch till the end to confirm whether he actually took that question or not, since that would not be entirely ridiculous nowadays

  • @NielLai86
    @NielLai867 жыл бұрын

    Omg what happen to US, suddenly feel like USA become reality show for global entertainment.

  • @taxiuniversum
    @taxiuniversum7 жыл бұрын

    This was funny. But the biggest joke is the Trump Presidency.

  • @Vivi-dz6fd
    @Vivi-dz6fd7 жыл бұрын

    I would love it if he could talk about the America first, netherland second video!! And all the follow ups from other european countries ;)

  • @zealot4481
    @zealot44817 жыл бұрын

    To Americans who support the banning, I understand you position. But as a Chinese and a foreigner who spent some time studying in the U.S, I must say, I was not impressed by your infrastructure, or economy, or city skylines, I was disappointed when I get out of the airport---this is not the strongest country in the world, look at how narrow that road is, how rusty that bridge is, you don't even have an good metro, I was scared of getting shot when I go out at night. But things I observed later, changed my mind, told me, yes the U.S is still the strongest country: First: All of your people like to help others, they are polite and respectful. Maybe except certain African Americans( not racism, just some observations, it's the environment), they are willing to help strangers and they are very patient. Second: people with disabilities can go to walk, live like normal people, thanks to facilities made for them,like the automatic doors etc (which must cost ton of money), during every college class,they also offer help to people with disabilities(because they receive so much help and they go to work or study, I was once wondering why America seems have more people with disabilities) Third: one day my uber driver is from Iraq, I ask him how do you feel about U.S? I was thinking,since the U.S invaded his country,he must hate America. But know, this guy from Baghdad, who barely speaks English, told me he love America, for saving his families."love" he said. Another day I walked in to a classroom, I observed that the class have every race, every religion in it. black, white, Chinese, British, German, Indian all study science together, to unlock their potentials , to discuss their ideas. and our teacher is from Iran, it's almost like a small planet, and it's beautiful in some way. It's the perfect proof to attack those who suggest there can be no peace between different countries, religions, and cultures. You see, as a Chinese, my life is much more better in China with a strong government, and I support it, but I am shocked by those things I mentioned, which are part of your life everyday, which I never thought of before I came here. The world is watching, and if you willing to trade American values to economy, or safety, I won't judge, but you will also lose my respect for America, so does the rest of the world.

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls4467 жыл бұрын

    If (for some reason) extraterrestrials kidnap trump, Melania's first reaction will probably be to heave a large sigh of relief.

  • @anthonychen8771
    @anthonychen87717 жыл бұрын

    all Melania wanted was a sugar daddy, but now she's the first lady...

  • @richardsimon4135
    @richardsimon41357 жыл бұрын

    Colbert is my absolute favorite late night comic. Thank you, Stephen and co., for giving us a little bit of levity during this difficult time.

  • @ebeebbeeebbb
    @ebeebbeeebbb7 жыл бұрын

    It occured to me that instead of watching West Wing, Mr. President is probably binge watching House of Cards.

  • @zorra578
    @zorra5787 жыл бұрын

    Don't boo Melania, can you blame her? We can turn the news off for a few hours.

  • @zorra578

    @zorra578

    7 жыл бұрын

    I'm honestly a little worried about the repercussions of the media pointing out her face during the inauguration. I can't see Trump not railing on her for making him look foolish. She obviously has deep contempt for that man.

  • @Bonzulac
    @Bonzulac7 жыл бұрын

    For God's sake, please turn off the band's mics.

  • @dayrohan
    @dayrohan7 жыл бұрын

    That john speicers guy is trying to kill us, we need our trees!

  • @autumnphillips151
    @autumnphillips1517 жыл бұрын

    Okay guys, we NEED to turn that clip of Melania into a meme... Literally EVERY SINGLE SHOT OF THAT VIDEO makes the *perfect* meme!

  • @giantslay3r756
    @giantslay3r7567 жыл бұрын

    The white house is gonna be bachelor pad.

  • @giantslay3r756

    @giantslay3r756

    7 жыл бұрын

    kshitiz rimal This is what he came for.

  • @fluidthought42

    @fluidthought42

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mihir Bharucha What? Take that back. Trump would totally be faithful to Ivanka!

  • @perpetualpolymath5961
    @perpetualpolymath59617 жыл бұрын

    Its at these times I'm glad I live in Australia.I can be content with knowing that until Donny "Twitler" tiny hands starts a war in china ill enjoy Uni life :P

  • @jamesburkestephenking9333

    @jamesburkestephenking9333

    7 жыл бұрын

    He'll soon cause global catastrophe so don't get too comfortable.

  • @LadyUnicornEJG
    @LadyUnicornEJG7 жыл бұрын

    The bad thing is that last set of questions, I could see it actually having been taken...

  • @EthanFurmanfurball
    @EthanFurmanfurball7 жыл бұрын

    Casually ripped off Crazy Ira and The Douche from Parks and Rec lol

  • @suspendedsky
    @suspendedsky7 жыл бұрын

    bartlett for america

  • @richarddarlington1139

    @richarddarlington1139

    7 жыл бұрын

    Love "The West Wing". It's brilliant!

  • @lacountess
    @lacountess7 жыл бұрын

    Is it only me who thinks the forest fire guy was an expert troll? From his head being that far up Sean Spicer's ass to the impossibly ignorant rationale why more forests should be chopped down, it all sounded like a big prank, no?

  • @MsGrapeNehi

    @MsGrapeNehi

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sadly, no. Lars Larson really is that stupid.

  • @michaelkadunce3155

    @michaelkadunce3155

    6 жыл бұрын

    lacountess.

  • @ryanjapan3113

    @ryanjapan3113

    5 жыл бұрын

    What-If Machine well if you take the l’s out of his name he’s “ars arson”.

  • @TheDarkid97
    @TheDarkid977 жыл бұрын

    Lol I'm so done😂😂

  • @nujumkey
    @nujumkey7 жыл бұрын

    ...i always feel bad when we joke about Melania. Seeing the lawsuits about Trump's Ex wife, girl has probably been through some shit

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls4467 жыл бұрын

    Why does Spicer look like a mushroom without it's cap?..

  • @zissou6928
    @zissou69287 жыл бұрын

    wtf is happening

  • @PaulyG10657

    @PaulyG10657

    7 жыл бұрын

    the 'stupids' have control and they're driving us full speed off a cliff, like in Thelma and Louise

  • @SubwayDJ

    @SubwayDJ

    7 жыл бұрын

    lollll

  • @QueenBee-gx4rp

    @QueenBee-gx4rp

    7 жыл бұрын

    PaulyG10657 That's a good one because I feel like I've fallen off a cliff since Nov. 9th.........Sad.

  • @rjcripe
    @rjcripe7 жыл бұрын

    You might disagree with his politics but McCain seems like such a likable guy. I wish he were my grandfather.

  • @DrRandomness
    @DrRandomness7 жыл бұрын

    I don't want to support this administration, considering how much damage it is already causing, but I have to imagine that the inauguration was incredibly stressful for Melania Trump, so I think she looks more anxious than miserable.

  • @TinaAllegrezza
    @TinaAllegrezza7 жыл бұрын

    Ziggy and the Gooch? More like Ira and the Dooche. Parks and rec anyone? 😂

  • @sdgdhpmbp
    @sdgdhpmbp7 жыл бұрын

    It finally happened... I now like Jon Batiste's reactions. They never annoyed me in the past but now... they just feel right.

  • @pretzellina

    @pretzellina

    7 жыл бұрын

    borot man I wish I could say the same. I still cringe when he is the only one laughing or when he sings "COLD-BLOODED!!!"

  • @festus569
    @festus5697 жыл бұрын

    Stephen Colbert's one of the best monologue.

  • @polachee
    @polachee7 жыл бұрын

    Hello darkness my old friend.....LMFAO !!......Good one!

  • @annies1781
    @annies17817 жыл бұрын

    We love your show in NZ Stephen, and your band is great, wish we could see more of the show. God Bless America

  • @MegaHentai00
    @MegaHentai007 жыл бұрын

    I'll be honest -- you actually had me going for a minute with that radio duo. In a Trump presidency, it's not impossible to imagine.

  • @nmpnmp4479
    @nmpnmp44797 жыл бұрын

    Stephen, you're great. We'd be banging our heads against the walls because of this White House shit storm if we didn't have you.

  • @cestlaami
    @cestlaami7 жыл бұрын

    Wait are they cutting down the monologues now??

  • @tas991000
    @tas9910007 жыл бұрын

    A news organization can't use judgmental words like "ungrateful", right?

  • @JDBlack-gf9ok

    @JDBlack-gf9ok

    7 жыл бұрын

    hoa hoang Implying Fox is news.

  • @solokiwidestroyer
    @solokiwidestroyer7 жыл бұрын

    lol Splicer's face towards the end...

  • @magiv4205
    @magiv42057 жыл бұрын

    "It is hard to come clean after what happened to that matress..." This was one of your best, Stevie. Keep tanning that orange!

  • @tvstudentNL
    @tvstudentNL7 жыл бұрын

    i'm loving the Crazy Ira and The Douche imitation, sound effects and all! *fart sound*

  • @Top_Dawg360
    @Top_Dawg3607 жыл бұрын

    Doesnt youtube know that I dont have time to watch their 30 second ads??? Like seriously, what up with that?

  • @meltymint3367
    @meltymint33677 жыл бұрын

    I am not going to embrace DT and give him a chance to grab my cat. hahahahaha

  • @nmecht
    @nmecht7 жыл бұрын

    The fact that a Whitehouse press briefing is actually conducted that way is quite staggering.

  • @dylanhighley9982
    @dylanhighley99827 жыл бұрын

    As an Oregonian it saddens me to see our state idiot Lars Larson asking the White House to aggressively log our beautiful state.

  • @HKy0uma
    @HKy0uma7 жыл бұрын

    That Sean Spicer press briefing is reminiscent of Command and Conquer Red Alert FMVs.

  • @superpantman
    @superpantman7 жыл бұрын

    I do kinda feel sorry for Melania, I mean she is quite clearly just an aging super model. She doesn't speak English incredibly well, she is probably not clued up on politics bless her. She is now first lady. I mean, talk about out of your depth. Melania probably doesn't want her life to come under such intense scrutiny.

  • @johnurick5966
    @johnurick59667 жыл бұрын

    Keep it up. You continue to make America more conservative. Liberal media still does not get it.

  • @hittingyouoverthehead
    @hittingyouoverthehead7 жыл бұрын

    How is it hard to do a McConaughey impression? All you have to do is thump your chest and go "Mhmm.... Mhmmm mmmm mmmmm"

  • @salvatornado
    @salvatornado7 жыл бұрын

    A similar thing happened a few weeks ago. During a protest for the young woman from New York whos arm was nearly blown off at standing rock a flag was burnt and fox did a segment on it. Directly afterwards Trump tweeted saying that flag burners should face a year in prison or loss of citizenship.

  • @ReezeGoingSenseless
    @ReezeGoingSenseless7 жыл бұрын

    took me a while to notice the second one was satire.

  • @louschwick7301
    @louschwick73017 жыл бұрын

    "if we just got rid of all the forests first" oh, stephen, just u wait

  • @armondo22
    @armondo227 жыл бұрын

    Was that actually a real question about forests?! 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @jamesburkestephenking9333

    @jamesburkestephenking9333

    7 жыл бұрын

    What forests? What environment?