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@ogie6363

Ай бұрын

930 Show tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Uncledeals

Ай бұрын

I'll be there tonight 930pm show to fam it's bmore you might need back up I got you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪💪💪

@vvvdpkn

Ай бұрын

Man got to book a cen cal venue I ant going anywhere near LA county

@kulikolv7484

Ай бұрын

You should do more quick videos like this on current events, you the man!

@vvvdpkn

Ай бұрын

@@kulikolv7484 no comedy is his calling not a puppet talking head.

The smoke detector beeping really ties this all together.

Now we'll have to also say "No Diddy" after we raise our voice to a woman so that she doesn't feel like she's in danger...

@caarrll7117

Ай бұрын

I’m going to steal that thanks

@williamslater-vf5ym

26 күн бұрын

That's a really good idea.

Talk about the people who got silenced when trying to expose the airlines.

@shane7740

Ай бұрын

Boeing is not an airline

@MindsEntropy

Ай бұрын

@@shane7740oh well man you know what the fuck he’s talking about don’t be like that your fucking prick.. “boeing is not an airline 😄☝️” people like you get other dumb people recognize and ignore patterns in people that are just coherent but make small verbal or social errors and those people are easy bait for brainless, devoid of identity pricks who just love correcting people bc they know their a ball of bullshit themselves

@jimmythepirate494

Ай бұрын

What? Is silenced a new LibTube word for 'killed by'?

@BokeemWoodbeezy

Ай бұрын

Right. Boeing killed two whistleblowers and the media is practically silent.

@jaypow7

Ай бұрын

Yeah yo im done with airplanes fr boeing is pretty much all large passenger planes here in canada and if they killing people who know certain information about their safety shit im never stepping foot on their planes again if i can help it. Ill drive across the country before i step on a plan from a company like that.

"You can't trust a ***** with bad taste in cheesecake!" SUBSCRIBED!

@scottymacdewder5229

Ай бұрын

Worked in the T.S. location for a year... can confirm.

Dave has 2 daughters, just hasn’t given birth to them yet, he’s bound to have contractions any day😆. For real, I love this man.

@user-kj6pb3si9e

Ай бұрын

Lol! you need to be on one of his roasts.

To quote fiddy: “Whatever they sayin, he did that shit”.

We all need David to read us the news from now on.

DA in LA said no charges. He isn't done yet unfortunately.

@dwadeisthegoat2020

Ай бұрын

Even if they can't charge him it confirms to millions of people that he's a pos

@welfare_baybee

Ай бұрын

Yeah they don’t prosecute minorities in LA

@good_vibes_20

Ай бұрын

Not yet, but we will keep screwing with him. We're not going to stop trolling him.

You're a good human David ! Love your stuff. TY.

* FIFA WHISTLE *

@muszr00m

Ай бұрын

It's the No Diddy whistle

'' we know you are rich , but you are MORALLY BANKRUPT and thats far worst problem than being physically bankrupt '' ! 10000%%

Diddy wont go down alone, he got blackmail on people too

Towel commercial idea is so funny haha

I thought you had a unibrow, but all your ancestors collectively got together and stay in that spot.

Half expected David to take Diddy's side 😂😂 good for him

When he ran down the hall in that towel it looked like he was recreating that scene from American Psycho.

David Lucas is so G he keeps the energy rating tags on his washer/dryer combo like it’s a fitted hat.

@martymcfly5396

Ай бұрын

I thought everyone kept the stickers on

@omegathirteen13

Ай бұрын

The worst jokes have to be explained. Can you explain?

@heavychevy4355

Ай бұрын

@@omegathirteen13 😂🤣😂 Watch the video. It's not a joke. I'm just making it known how G David Lucas is in life.

SLIP N SLIDE RECORDS about to buy the Bad Boy catalog. 🤣

Diddy done did it!

@vivliomagos

Ай бұрын

he sure did !

Diddy was the one who put the hit out on pac “allegedly”

@Avetarx

Ай бұрын

And on Nipsey Hustle too...allegedly

We need more David Lucas commentary, you make everything fn hilarious without even trying bro 😂

He did it!!!!! Great job on this one Mr. Lucas. SUBSCRIBED 💪💪💪💪🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

This is great David! I like the format and you make people laugh also!

“I want you to walk and get me some cheesecake” lol 😂

“The right attire” 😂💀

He's on 4k dude. He diddied it

ask oprah and quincy jones wassup. they are his masters.

Do you remember the R-kelly interview of him crying "Y'all Killing me Man" lol

That was low-key some real talk about whether or not you got socks on

Sir you can't be naked on the subway I got my socks on bro

@12point131

Ай бұрын

Maybe wearing socks is a big boy thing, when he said that I was like… what?

@ronnienoneyabusiness2844

Ай бұрын

Lol fuck yeah...got them brand new Hanes on!

Why the fuck did it take them 8 years to release that tape?

@gonzalog8547

Ай бұрын

From what "sources" say The Diddler paid the hotel 50k for the video & kept it hidden until DHS raided both houses. Someone working there must've leaked it out. Very few people knew about this incident let alone buying the video.

@printz-of-peepz

Ай бұрын

News report said he 'allegedly' paid them $50K for the footage.

@ashsmart6895

Ай бұрын

50k will keep you shut for a while

@SebaTheHut

Ай бұрын

Exactly

Diddy didn’t do dit ! That towel beat down was AI generated!!! 🤖

Love this format!

Glad you changed your walkout song on Kill Tony lol

The towel lol

David, thank you so much for making this video. You are a complete savage when it comes to comedy and roasting. It’s great that you can show people that entertainment and comedy is just that. You are still a man with common sense and morals. Nobody (men or women) should put their hands on anybody. But in particular men 9 1/2 times out of 10 can easily demolish a woman. Again, thank you for this video ❤.

I like this format, I would watch more of these

"Naked with socks on" is the blackest thing I've every heard you say.

@4:50 😂

Diddy blowin that whistle trying to get you to stop the game lol

hahaha @ the end

What's wrong with making someone hold your umbrella for you? Michael Jackson used to do that.. LMAO

Crazy that someone sat on this video till the right time

Another fire video keep crushing em big dog

Love you bro. Keep it up😊

full 100 percent agree david

Ive despised Diddy ever since the career sacrifice of Shyne.

Diddy Did It 😂

i bet if he called you for a private show for 50k.... ud agree immediately. lol

This is why your one of my top comedians!! Blessings

Those whistles made me turn around and think where is that coming from

Some other scandal or international crazy shit gon happen to distract us from the Diddy stuff

@jeremybrown9611

Ай бұрын

There's no distraction bruh

@kyleskiles3718

Ай бұрын

He IS the distraction.

@OpenAllDoorz

Ай бұрын

No shit that's life, your mom might pass away tomorrow or the President might get shot. Yeah duh obviously.

No wonder everyone was fighting outside the clubs at the end of the night giving people combs kicks it was in the ciroc this whole time! 😂

I love your content young man

Damn CCN did the most important journalism in its last 10 years!

I love David Lucas!

I was thinking, Cassie waited til he hop in shower to escape for the reason why he had towel on 🤔🤔🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

David, I watch you religously on Kill Tony. LOVE IT! Good to see you expanding your reach. Suggestion: when you're speaking on a serious topic, like this, minimize profanity/street language as I think you'll be taken more seriously. Keep on!

David lucas for a comedy crime channel

Real Rap ... David on point

@djimenez1877

Ай бұрын

What’s up Dave, Love your shit bro keep doing it, tell that nigha turn the game off you tryna film😂

3:05 THIS!!! This is when I stopped paying attention to Diddy and his BS. When I saw that pretentious BS, I was done supporting him in anyway. I detest flexing by anybody. After that, I believed every story that came out about him especially when 50 started laying into him. Nothing that’s come to light surprises me - NOTHING.

We enjoyed ypur show in Magooby's Timonium!❤

you really spittin here.

The towel comment/joke…. 😂😂😂😂

No Diddy all day everyday

Damn Dave, you got me feeling like a POS. Becuz im currently watching this naked with no socks on😆😆😆

only a comedian who's immune to heckling could put up with that MFing FIFA whistle going off all the time.

LOL DIDDY DO IT OT DIDDY NOT DO IT LOL

Oooooooh i cant wait to see this😂

Spot on David, and as Candace Owens said, 'the feds didnt raid diddy's house looking for evidence, they raided his house to hide the evidence' That man not only did some disgusting abusive things to people, but the gross stuff he was doing to rappers and others is also next level scum.

Dave Chappele called it first. Diddy sending them to get cambodian breastmilk and sugar cookies

I hear you barking there big dog !

You know he done diddly did that shit 😂😂

that outro beat is insane!

Hey Dave so glad Tony got out of LA before he got caught up in all that Diddy stuff.

Netflix & no Diddy? 🤣

yes

What's up? David Lucas!

rumor has it p diddy use to beat his own mother up

Diddy done did the dirty deed..

@deveey

Ай бұрын

U look like u get thrown on the floor like Cassie but always come back

The news says that the statute of limitations has passed according to the Los Angeles District Attorney. He will get away with it again, from a legal standpoint. Anyway, I loved his music in the 90's but something was always off about him. I suspected him of having something to do with Pac's death.

I like your opinions bro, you should do more of em. We need the comedy opinions lol not the judging shit

Feed your ceiling pigeon....

Diddee do it, did he Diddy dem?

Diddy Done Did It!

This dude is such a beast in comedy. I hope the roast community gets behind this his man. when you remind me of Lampenelli and Dangerfield but have your own voice .. I'll be a fan for life No diddy

Suge-ary Knight!!! Lmao

50 been warning people for yearsss

Hey David!

Sugary Knight. Lol.

Thanks David. You might be finding a new pair of shoes.

You can think this serious over Fifa? My dude is not human.

I understand where you are coming from. In my childhood it was Bill Cosby. Mug said.

You sure that's a FIFA whistle and not a No Diddy whistle?

When is the hotel gonna drop your video?

Good on you Dave for speaking on this matter. Real men need to look out for our women and children. Pathetic Diddy did it.

He is guilty as F

man diddy was whooping that. we knew he was a bad dude but that shit is in HD. imagine the other stuff he's done on video. imagine how bad he would have whooped her if he didn't have to hold up his towel. imagine the stuff he's done WITHOUT VIDEO.

Who would have thought the dude named Suge would be the straight guy. No diddy.