Seal Team Sucks pt. 1 w/ John McKeever
We are blessed to have the brains behind virtually every cool thing the squad has done over the years with none other than John McKeever. Sure, we get into Uncle Daycare behind the scenes shit, but we make time to discuss the most pressing issue of the night: an entire Navy Seal team dedicated to sucking their own dicks to accomplish missions. Also, check out Part 2 of this episode on Patreon to see a deleted scene from Uncle Daycare that was too hot for the Tube.
Timecodes
0:00 - Intro
1:00 - Self Suck Goals
11:13 - Uncle Daycare Feedback
17:38 - Creating Your Own Content
18:46 - Gaping Butthole Law
23:05 - Singing H. Foley's Praises
26:52 - McKeever's Acting
30:18 - Car Insurance Ballers
31:01 - Hood Reminiscing
33:48 - LeMaire Lee: Gymnast
36:10 - Wigger Puppets
39:14 - Neighborhood Patriot
41:10 - Italian Marriage
43:31 - Altar Boy Nostalgia
49:45 - Seal Team Sucks
57:42 - Rain Train's Grooming Testimonial
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“My mom said to thank you for the prayers for our pet iguana” Uncle Daycare was fucking hilarious.
Happy birthday, Tim! Uncle Daycare was sick. Shout out wolves
@kevinyount1653
3 жыл бұрын
Wolfs
@ryanmiller775
3 жыл бұрын
Wolves
Uncle Daycare is the reason I know of this podcast and Are You Garbage. Butterly and H.Foley were the standouts in that sketch to me, when everyone did a dynamite job (even hungover Shane ended up creating a hilarious character out of his agony). However, Mike deserves so much respect for his body language, the way he acts after the lady tells him his All Lives Matter macaroni art is insensitive is beautiful, subtle stuff that is probably my single favourite moment from the whole sketch.
Yo keeves, keep those sketch's coming dude. They are HILARIOUS 🤣
Philadelphia comedy pretty much rules right now
Keeve's is talented AF. Keep them skits coming man!
McKeever is the DJ Screw of the Philly comedy scene
36:17 the greatest wigger riff of all time
@T_D_B_
2 жыл бұрын
Amazing
22:50 this is the first dad meat I’ve listened to and I love you guys already
@cameronsnyder1246
3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Slurp squad!
I just found out about delco from this episode right now and Holy fuck.. all you dudes fuckin rule
Daaaaaamn Uncy Tim it's your Bday!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! It's my birthday tomorrow and if I can get my program up and running half as good as yours by the time im 35 my bird will explode!!
Happy belated birthday Tim!! You guys fucking rule! Sucking my own bird and getting a black belt in jiu-jitsu are my life goals thanks for that guys. 🙌
@DadMeat
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
Just found Delco about 2 weeks ago and that shit was awesome. Specially when Potter got pushed into the shelves in front of that skeezer and told her sometimes he picks up too much speed running round the store hahaha
Just found this cast and love it fellas good work. 💪
They're all beautiful angels
Frank N Sense is my new favorite alias
Slurp squad let's go
Hell yea dude. Say what you want about keeves but dammit he knows story structure.
Love that guy from into the wild!
happy birthday
Uncle Day care should be a series on your Patreon
Sweet Lord, can The Rain Train ever sell ball deodorant.
I fucking hate that Gilly and Keeves isnt a fuckin series that i get to watch all the time.
They all have knives.
Talk about a strong closer jesus christ lmao
I couldn't cross my legs like McKeever anyway of the week. It just wont work.
The year of the bird!
Slurps up baby
The Army has two flavors of fuckery. RIP or Ranger Indoctrination program is something they offer you out of Airborne school. And that shit is how it sounds. The other is Selection, thats for smarter kinda lazier guys and why I chose it.
Mckeever looks so much like Emile Hirsch
Please make the puppet sketch!!
Studio looks dope as fuck dude
john rules
Gnar gnar
Keeverrrr
That guy's 35?? Damn I thought he was like 27.
That insent is mur and frankincense
Anyone have someone try to log on to their patreon tonight?
@SAFbikes
3 жыл бұрын
naw
@gnomechomsky8037
3 жыл бұрын
No but I can totally see a hacker who lost their wallet frantically trying to hack people's Patreons because they just discovered Dad Meat and can't bear to put off part 2 of this ep til after they get their new cards mailed
Ricky from TPB looks fuckin slim
Don’t eat on a podcast. Have some fucking respect.
@DadMeat
3 жыл бұрын
Bro it's my fuckin birthday you're lucky I didn't start suggin.
@bossHogOG
3 жыл бұрын
The sound of suggin is okay.