Alright I’ll be ready next time I go to Costco to get gas

This is how I’ll go to school since they’re not safe anymore either

@LostAmongTheTrees

7 ай бұрын

I'm buying blood capsules and a level IIIA armored backpack

This is amazing. And something that will really help someone someday! Honestly probably already has.

Using the big boss tactic of hiding a file in a scar on your chest

@silasbertrand764

7 ай бұрын

He did what... we talking about metal gear solid right...

@BrendansMomFitnessOfficial

6 ай бұрын

The body doesn't respond to foreign objects very well. When it does it makes a tight seal on it. The scar tactic is practical for very short time use only

Same key for most handcuffs. Not Jeffery Dahmer's.

Need to be careful , 7/11 cashier might kidnap me

oh goody! now I can go to the fireworks show!

Never leave the house with out my key and razor, no duct tape im just that awesome 😂😂 ain't nobody got time to wrap my razor 😂😂

Oh ya I’ll get right on that. Good lord.

All these people that don’t leave their couches let alone their apartments really thinkin they’ll use or even need to use survival techniques is actual comedy.

Nice!

So smart

not true about the handcuff key working on all handcuffs, smith and Wesson keys won't open up peerless handcuffs, and vice versa.

Is it safe to show his face... I mean brothers got enemies...

How would you keep then in shoes?

You’ll never be a Shelby

@BrendansMomFitnessOfficial

9 ай бұрын

What?

Not a single person watching this will ever need this knowledge, but they love to pretend they will

@IjeomaThePlantMama

10 ай бұрын

Yes, people love fantisizing about getting kipnapped or held hostage. What is wrong with you?

@maria-melek

7 ай бұрын

Oh people are desperate desperate nowadays. Many people don’t care who they abduct as long as the money will feed their bellies or burning heart 😂