Finally. I’ve been looking for a less messy way of crushing the tiny life out of my blissfully unaware sea monkeys.

@Frick8375

Жыл бұрын

bruh wtf 😭

@babyjuicesisterco.4723

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the ritual is now completed

@Url0cal_crackhead

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the necessary blood sacrifices for the ritual.

@Cr0wned_Crow

Жыл бұрын

Best solution!

@Shr00mbunny

Жыл бұрын

What else will I do to pass time?

Oh no, I hope that sea monkey is alright. Totally the best way to feed sea monkeys 100% totally

@bizarrebudgie3589

Жыл бұрын

@@KiwiandAaron I know that, but I don’t want it to die

@Tetrodotoxic1

Жыл бұрын

Lol Oh no we sacrifice Chad.... But at least we get to eat. All hail the human overlord.

@axod1916

Жыл бұрын

@@KiwiandAaron I wouldn’t want my sea monkey count to go down if I can prevent it

@need2connect

Жыл бұрын

@@KiwiandAaron except that nerve endings don’t inherently mean that the animal can/can’t feel. Are you a goldfish?

@Geralt_of-Rivia

Жыл бұрын

​@@bizarrebudgie3589 They reproduce like crazy and more will hatch soon after. These things don't live long at all so I don't Sea Monkeys would be good for you to get since they naturally die off quite frequently.

"It floats to the bottom where it can squash your sea monkeys" Lmao

@TeraGreene1

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@thechaoticthing4414

Жыл бұрын

@@TeraGreene1 yea

@Papou-pk1ii

Ай бұрын

Lol 😂

@thechaoticthing4414

Ай бұрын

@@Papou-pk1ii lol

My sea monkeys just hatched about 4 days ago and thanks to you they are warm and happy!

@pico-cosmos

2 жыл бұрын

So glad to hear that :D

@andrainster879

Жыл бұрын

​@pogo_schtick no, they are monkeys that live in the sea

@localplaguedoctor

Жыл бұрын

​@@andrainster879 what kind of monkeys? Spider monkeys? Gibbons?

@localplaguedoctor

Жыл бұрын

@pogo_schtick probably Proboscis monkeys xD

@cheemsthedestroyer5823

Жыл бұрын

Put monster

i dont know how they didnt think about the sea monkeys getting squished

@rat_dragon

Жыл бұрын

I mean artemia (brine shrimp, sea monkeys, sea dragons, etc) DO have like 10 legs so I'm sure they can muscle their way out of it 😂

@walter9240

Жыл бұрын

@@rat_dragonlmao if you knew the most commonly understandable while still descriptive name (brine shrimp), why even list the genus? It makes you sound like you’re trying to sound smart, which is a major “stupid person” thing to do

@LegiamasC-OnTwitta

Жыл бұрын

@@walter9240 are sea dragons and brine shrimp the same? It sounds like you’re a stupid person trying to call someone else dumb, considering there are multiple artemia

@walter9240

Жыл бұрын

@@LegiamasC-OnTwitta sorry about that, my research must have been wrong. What is a brine shrimp? What is Artemia? What is an aqua dragon/sea monkey? Let me know what you find out. Please describe the difference, outside of species. Thank you

@rat_dragon

Жыл бұрын

@@walter9240 why so rude?

One time I asked my parents for sea monkeys and my dad went on ebay and accidentally bought what are called Triops which are related to sea monkeys(I think) but they get like ten times bigger lol we forgot about the tank for a few days as nothing hatched.. One day I went to check on them and saw these massive aliens swimming around!!! It was the coolest surprise ever!!! Lol 😯👽🙊

@BEATINGYOU

2 ай бұрын

😂😂 that would have scared me to death if I was expecting something micro 😭😅

@MaiF-vy6gz

2 ай бұрын

if you have a pet triop you have a 200 million yr old pet like that specific one has lived 200 mil years

@thugnasty1021

2 ай бұрын

I have had triops before but they are kinda cooler than sea monkeys to me just bc they are a little bigger and apparently thought to be some of the oldest known creatures that are still around this day!!

@aidenvera5920

2 ай бұрын

In my opinion triops are waaaaaay cooler than some sea monkeys

@JosephOliva-km1qf

Ай бұрын

Bro I couldn’t even have more then one hatch after a month of constant care probably because there were twenty mosquito larva and only one actually triop

Can you make a video showing different packages and what they do such as banana treat and sea diamonds? I've always had curiosity about those.

@pico-cosmos

2 жыл бұрын

Yup! I’m working on a video with sea diamonds at the moment. Will definitely do one with all of the extra food packets at some point too

@sammy_sand_utubeyt6901

Жыл бұрын

@@pico-cosmos Oh that’s awesome! I was curious about sea diamonds, thank you for your interesting and entertaining videos!

@benbaker2965

11 күн бұрын

Squash my sea monkeys!? Nooooo😱

"Today heaven has gained another angel"

😹😹😹 that swerve at the end was not expected and greatly appreciated

I also noticed that when you squeeze the top, the sea monkeys all slowed down at once

Love how he's going on like this is amazing then he breaks the joy instantly

@pico-cosmos

Жыл бұрын

🤘

Noo, that is not good. Mine are doing really well now. They will be two weeks old on Thursday 21st July. I use the pippete to give them oxygen every day and I fed them a small spoon of food every couple of days. I give them plenty of daylight. They look very happy and I swear, when they see me pearing at them, they do littles flips 🙂

@aaliasb.

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao how cuteeee all they need is some caffeine 😂

@methpotluck3588

Жыл бұрын

Give em monster apparently it makes em fuckin swole

@chrisriverata1917

Жыл бұрын

(⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠) B-but funny spaceman

@rudytheonly1995

Жыл бұрын

@@methpotluck3588 no

@methpotluck3588

Жыл бұрын

@@rudytheonly1995 💪💪💪💪🗿

I never had sea monkeys as a kid because I thought the toys were absolutely atrocious. As a small clild i saw the tanks and thought about how cruel they looked. I saw the sea monkeys as mini little people like in the commercials and i knew i would’ve hated being trapped in a musty box my whole life. Avoided them like the plague. (Tldr 8 year old me took the commercials literally and thought sea monkeys were real people just tiny)

@beingkindapissedoff

20 күн бұрын

@@maybeitsmadi woah buddy chill tf out Why are you so mad eight year old me thought sea monkeys were tiny humans and didn’t want to put tiny humans in a even tinier tank. Also this comment was made over a year ago, I dont think now nor did I think a year ago that people who have sea monkeys are bad people. I am following this guy and get notifications 😭

"Where he will squash your sea monkeys" got me dying 💀 Edit:MoMmY i'M fAmOuS

@lara-ce2kg

Жыл бұрын

Not as much as the sea monkey

@Aisndianeidnawbedja

Жыл бұрын

And it got the sea monkeys dying too

@orestisgeorgatos6725

Жыл бұрын

wow. you liked the joke? wonderful input

@yitlerxyeezus

Жыл бұрын

sea monkey got hit by ganon down air

@leavstreestick5641

Жыл бұрын

Fr

Oh no, hope that brine shrimp is okay

@vroomvroomcar9534

Жыл бұрын

It's a sea monkey

@strawbz-

Жыл бұрын

@@vroomvroomcar9534 it’s the same thing

@terminalvelocityrunner2202

Жыл бұрын

@@vroomvroomcar9534 They’re basically the same thing. In fact the term ‘Sea Monkey’ is a bit misleading because they don’t just live in the ocean. The Great Salt Lake in Utah of the USA has a huge population of them.

@vroomvroomcar9534

Жыл бұрын

@@terminalvelocityrunner2202 oJ

@thelostmessenger

Жыл бұрын

The op commented somewhere else that it survived. He said that their hardy. They are in the shrimp family after all!

Ah, sea monkeys in the 90s. I have fond memories of them. The packet of food they gave you with the starter pack would run out after a few weeks and you could never buy the food separately. Google didn't exist so you couldn't find out what else you could feed them, would beg parents to make them buy you another starter kid so you can use the food from that set. They would say no. The sea monkies died. Fun times 😂

@SansBinky

7 ай бұрын

I fed them chicken and celery, still have them to this day.

@DuckieandMe.

11 күн бұрын

​@@SansBinky lol i didnt know you could do that, i was going to ask for Sea Monkeys for a christmas present but i was worried about the food running out. Thanks!

That ending took a dark turn 💀

“Oh cool! You squeeze it and he floats do- hold up, WATCH OUT! NOOOOO!”

Diver: alright feeding time Sea monkey:AHHHHH The other sea monkey:OMG

And these were so popular when I was a kid I remember the diver and everything

Artemia daddy we just accidentally killed all our sea monkeys at 7 days old. It was our first ever batch I think we overfed them. Thanks. BTW I like your videos and I've subscribed :)

@pico-cosmos

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to hear that. Definitely check out this video for more tips on keeping them alive: kzread.info/dash/bejne/pqigu82pk8baYbA.html&ab_channel=ArtemiaDaddy

@Chopchopnuggets

Жыл бұрын

@@pico-cosmos thanks dude!

I have probably missed it in another video but how long do sea monkeys live? By the way, I cracked up at the end when you said " so you can squash your sea monkeys". Poor thing did it survive?

@pico-cosmos

2 жыл бұрын

If well cared for they can live for up to 4 months :) haha yeah it survived, they're hardy lil things

@mr.ponstan7522

2 жыл бұрын

@@pico-cosmos That long? I'm glad it survived. I found some kits on Amazon. Since I remember wanting one when I was a kid (I'm 51 now) but I don't remember getting one. I might buy one. I'll have to check and see if anyone sells the sea monkeys separate or if I'd have to buy a new kit when they die. Unless they keep having babies to replenish the tank. I'll probably watch more of your videos first so I can keep them happy and going for as long as possible. Also, do they like sun or shade?

@pico-cosmos

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.ponstan7522 check out my video titled "How to keep your Sea-Monkeys alive" - it's great to watch before you get them so you have an idea of the best way to look after them :) it'll answer all of your questions

@mr.ponstan7522

2 жыл бұрын

@@pico-cosmos Cool thank you. I'm going over to search for that video to save for my viewing pleasure tomorrow. I live in the states and it's getting late. Have a blessed day.

“Hey you wanna learn about sea monkeys?” -YT algo “Uhh well it’s better than the scary thoughts!” -me

You had me right up until the end.

His kid: "I'm so thirsty, oh look a water bottle" *DRINKS IT*

@davv__

Жыл бұрын

Fnaf Sea Bonnies moment

The Waffle House has found its new host

@potterhead-ou7gt

Жыл бұрын

The waffle house has found its new host.

@agagagaga378

Жыл бұрын

The Waffle house has found it's new host

@antonioaldama1611

Жыл бұрын

The Waffle House Has Found It's New Host

@mandigistinger2789

Жыл бұрын

The waffle house has found it's new host.

@andrewdavis1138

Жыл бұрын

The waffle house has found its new host

Sea monkeys: my ears are bleeding.

im laughing my ass off right now. That was awesome. This is what shorts are for!

I was getting really sick of getting my finger wet every time I squashed sea monkeys, this invention will make it 10x easier! I'll have so much more time in the day, and my wife will come back!

Uhm sir u just squished one..

I love sea monkeys

What a weird way to feed your Seamonkeys. A giant diver coming down to smash the Seamonkeys.

@obambagaming1467

9 ай бұрын

At the thing with the food doesn't work since it immediately stays on the surface

"where it can squash the sea monkeys"💀

"Where it can Squash your Sea Monkeys" 🤣😂

“…where it can squash your sea monkeys.” 😂

When i was a child i was a menace to sea monkeys😂

I burst out laughing at the end there for a sec 😂

This is called a Cartesian diver and it demonstrates pascal’s and archimedes’s laws

The “squash your sea monkeys” had me dying

Hahahaha! "The robo diver descends to the bottom of the tank where it can squash your sea monkeys." Hahaha

This is only half as crazy as the mobile sea monkey aquarium watch. Love your sea monkeys so much you want to take them with you? Now you can with a wrist watch that doubles as a mini sea monkey aquarium. This watch comes with the added bonuses of shaking the absolute sh*t out of your sea monkey’s as you go about your daily tasks and slowly cooking them alive with your body heat.

Sea-Monkeys: "MY FREAKING EARS!"

That last statement had me rolling 😂

By squeezing down on the giant knob got me laughing

Where It Can Squash Your Sea Monkeys... 😆

The algorithm for sea monkeys is crazy lol

the supreme robo diver isn't feeding your sea monkeys he's feeding HIS monkeys

Thank you for the hardest laugh I’ve had in a while lol

I love it. The robo diver makes it more exciting to get a pet like that.

This-is-Dumb button ⬇️

I totally forgot I had one of these as a kid definitely in my opinion the best I always loved sending my diver down

Nowadays, they don’t have that many cool sea monkey tanks that aren’t rare

It squashed the Sea monkeys?

This is my favorite way to feed my sea monkeys 1000/10 (This is a joke btw)

I personally love squeezing giant knobs so this is perfect for me!

Those Seamonkeys “IT’S THE CYCLOPS!!”

This channel is why I got sea monkeys they hatched a few weeks ago

Imagine not being able to dodge a quick time event

Where it can squash your SeaMonkeys 😂

I thought this was really wholesome, until I heard "squish your sea monkeys" 😬

The hand that gives life is the same hand that takes it

I heard if you add a teaspoon of monster energy drink they grow gigantic.

Of theres ONE thing that'd make my life easier, it's a simple, mess-free way to squash my sea minkeys

Fun fact: Sea Monkeys are a different breed of Brine Shrimp. Flamingos also get their pink color from eating brine shrimp.

I HAD THIS!! The hugest problem wasnt actually that it would crush the sea-monkeys, the manual told you not to squeeze hard, only lightly so the food would spill out of the divers basket. The problem with this is that bacteria and mold would grow because of putting the diver in/out without being cleaned properly would almost always cause an infection and kill all your sea monkeys.

Diver : time to feed his sea monkeys *singing*

This is the equivalent of putting a knight in full battle armor, handing him a plate of food, placing him in a catapult, and launching him at me. Because I’m hungry of course.

"insanely rare SeaMonkey tank" *proceeds to use the same tank as every other novelty sea monkey content producer*

I had sea monkeys when I was a kid.....unaware that in the package, were live creatures. The one that I was given was an alien planet sea monkey tank. I left them in the brand new packaging for YEARS, thinking I would get around to them eventually. My sister found it in my drawers, wanting to see what it was. When she opened it and noticed that nothing was happening, she got mad at me for killing them.

Instructions unclear, my Monster engorged sea monkeys squashed the diver.

“A small amount of food” Dude put enough to suffocate them….

"By squeezing down on the giant knob," I don't think I'm ever maturing past 12

Bro really stepped on the sea men

Me: "oooh that's so coo-... Ohh damn..." 😳

Bro I started dying when I saw the sea monkey get squished and you said it can also squash your sea monkeys💀

"and he desends to the bottom of the tank to squash your sea monkeys!!!" - I hope no sea monkeys were hurt making this video 😂😮

I had sea monkeys that lasted 3 years, the little bastards just kept having more kids

😂 i had sea monkeys growing up in the 90s. He got me at the end with the squish comment 😅

It descends to the bottom of the tank, squashing your sea monkeys

The way I gasped when he said that 💀

Imagine dying then coming back as a sea monkey

I mean... it's awesome and clever, but maybe just for make believe, not for raising animals. It's an adorable design and I love it for what it is, not what it does

How to deal with naughty sea monkeys lol…💀💀💀

The increase in pressure doesn’t bother the little critters?

Sea monkeys out here eating keef? Damn what a life.

“Squeezing down on the giant knob” nice

“Where it can squash your sea monkeys”

They're so cute for some reason

"Where they can squash your sea monkies" had me cracking up lmao

Legend says that the lil aquatic animal didnt survive

“By squeezing down on the giant knob”

Brine shrimp are adorable! But I don't like to squash anything but my human enemies. And even then, I have found that it is best to leave it to the one who can .

“Squash your Sea Monkeys” 😂

That food isnt staying in the tray🤣👍🏽

Insanely rare, because it's Insanely illogical....

Bold of you to assume I have any surviving sea monkeys/apes.

The "Robo diver" is a actually a bathysphere is used to find thing underwater.

Please don’t hurt the sea monkey they are still a creature

Fish be like my ears!! They feel like their gonna explode

Anyone with an Australian or UK accent talking about squeezing a giant knob will always make me giggle. Why didn't you say giant helmet or something else??😂