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@africanjesus3764

3 жыл бұрын

Love this, please keep up the good work man

@africanjesus3764

3 жыл бұрын

Never fire or let this this narrator leave

@bhaskarhalder6501

3 жыл бұрын

Can't on the notification bell. It is made for children

@SCP

3 жыл бұрын

Huh?

@africanjesus3764

3 жыл бұрын

@@bhaskarhalder6501 erro 404

SCP-3008-2: The store is now closed please exit the building Me: WHERE IS THE EXIT!? *awkward silence* SCP-3008-2: Good point

@Reilia_

3 жыл бұрын

Even after the one had exited the building, it still followed him out and killed him apparently. I'm surprised it would go outside of the anomalous zone, but I guess it just wouldn't normally. (I know you're not, serious, but still. Lol)

@FC-nw9eo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Reilia_ yeah pretty weird its still hostile even when the class d left the building

@FC-nw9eo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Reilia_ i think its actually working like a spider if it attacked you already it wont stop till its dead or youre dead

@FC-nw9eo

3 жыл бұрын

Well a spider in minecraft

@askthelord7675

3 жыл бұрын

Scp3008-2 lets figure that out by throwing you out of the building

As a former IKEA employee, let’s just say we had to keep quiet in some things

@hyrulehero529

3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean quiet ?

@krio1267

3 жыл бұрын

now when its night and u see a customer in closing time, always be hostile.

@Bxll_Bxll

2 жыл бұрын

He’s a *Former* IKEA employee

@somerandomdude2496

2 жыл бұрын

kinda sus

@gamerpolice8235

2 жыл бұрын

i like that idea, its interesting

just imagine waking up in the middle of the night and hearing: “excuse me, the store is now closed. please exit the building.”

@user-fp4pm4ey6c

2 жыл бұрын

My new wake up alarm

@truelyolivia12

Жыл бұрын

@@user-fp4pm4ey6c I would be rlly scared

@hutao3261

Жыл бұрын

“In IKEA at 3 AM *SCP 3008,* * NOT FAKE * * SCARY * * 3 AM *

@yourlocalbellis

Жыл бұрын

Just stay under the blanket it keeps u safe

@yourlocalbellis

Жыл бұрын

It’s just a fact of life

“Been in an IKEA for three years, since 2018” Oh boy. He’s gonna come outside, see nobody, and have a heart attack.

@Playerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@CoCFire

Жыл бұрын

The earth is now closed. Please exit the planet.

@CommitARSON-

11 ай бұрын

@@CoCFirelol

@Man_Aslume

4 ай бұрын

​@@CoCFire Human-2: get lost squidward

@mr.peetatto6469

3 ай бұрын

I don't think it's real bro 😂

Delta Team Survivor: "Finally I'm free!" Scp 3008-2: *NO*

@glaxy5609

3 жыл бұрын

Uno reverse card

@meowjade2640

3 жыл бұрын

It really said: no♥

@Barnacle_Jones

3 жыл бұрын

"Well yes, but actually no"

@leeo2071

3 жыл бұрын

@@Barnacle_Jones bruh i was about to say it

@zacharyfayant5717

3 жыл бұрын

@Swag Monke what movie?

Everybody gangsta, ‘till *the store is now closed, please exit the building*

@LesserHealthPot

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@IKEAEmployeeSCP-

3 жыл бұрын

*Despite all of that, they never leave*

@meganstachowiak9527

3 жыл бұрын

@@IKEAEmployeeSCP- they can't leave its impossible it's infinity large and the doors teleport

@IKEAEmployeeSCP-

3 жыл бұрын

@@meganstachowiak9527 *D I LL I GAF Dilligaf*

@brianstabile165

3 жыл бұрын

Bottt Productions I played the rolboox version of it it is amazing but play with friends

Employee: *"The store is now closed please exit the building"* D class: **leaves the building** Employee: You weren't supposed to do that

@memeslife-wq2tx

10 ай бұрын

Sore loser still killed the d class

@Man_Aslume

4 ай бұрын

Ngl it would be pretty funny if the employee just ran back in

I just recently went to an Ikea for the first time. Through all the SCP videos i was always confused as to how someone would get lost in a warehouse as depicted similar to a Sam's Club. Ikea isnt actually JUST a big warehouse, a big portion of the store is just housing displays that feel like youre walking into multiple houses that are all connected. It took 2 hours to actually explore the place.

Slenderman got a part time job. I made this comment 2yrs ago wtf happened under here.

@randomguywholikesstuff6536

3 жыл бұрын

Also his family

@clankcc7410

3 жыл бұрын

ISSAC VASQUEZ looks like someone can’t handle a joke

@coochiecrumbs3526

3 жыл бұрын

@ISSAC VASQUEZ Dude, it's a joke

@coochiecrumbs3526

3 жыл бұрын

@ISSAC VASQUEZ And slenderman doesn't exist

@activepoot

3 жыл бұрын

@ISSAC VASQUEZ every one has a hero true zero people don't have a hero Logan is my hero he is very nice that's why I made a song about him twice

No-one: Absolutely no-one: Not a single entity: An SCP writer: F*ck it. Deadly IKEA.

@kimberlymcnear3615

3 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

@ObviouslyLeo

3 жыл бұрын

Deadly walmart

@hamq9716

3 жыл бұрын

@@ObviouslyLeo bro have you been to Walmart?

@ruu_pawz

3 жыл бұрын

yah..... SCPS ARE ALL AROUND THE WORLD AND OUR ONLY SAFE PLACE IS IKEA BC ITS LIKE A HOME BUT NOW THERE IS AN MONSTER LIVING IN IKEA........AAAAAAHHHHH

@turretplayz8618

3 жыл бұрын

So you guys are telling me, that this single comment, that i made a week ago, got more likes than my youtube channel, which has been around for at least half a year? What? _How did this happen?_

1:58 I'm actually glad he got the chance to forget

They could’ve painted the inside of the entrance with orange paint or something so people inside can find an escape. Just keep the doors open while you do it

The moral of the story: *never play hide and seek in IKEA.*

@hasanmuttaqin464

3 жыл бұрын

moral of the story: do play hide and seek in IKEA, you'll definitely win

@alexaaa429

3 жыл бұрын

DO NOT TRY AT HOME

@gifted2936

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexaaa429 GONE WRONG

@user-kj9oc6fr4z

3 жыл бұрын

me and my friends did actually play hide and seek in an IKEA a few years ago

@apen8440

3 жыл бұрын

@@gifted2936 GONE SEXUAL

SCP-3008-2: Please exit the buil- Karen: *Oh, you’re approaching me?*

@act2wasstronger182

2 жыл бұрын

Their battle will be legendary..

@kubamcmillan3078

2 жыл бұрын

@@act2wasstronger182 Karen

@kubamcmillan3078

2 жыл бұрын

@@act2wasstronger182 dies

@act2wasstronger182

2 жыл бұрын

@@kubamcmillan3078 na the Karen would win bcz of the power of toxicity

@nattodegatto

2 жыл бұрын

can i speak to your manager?!

This one SCP covers the whole premise of the Backrooms completely. Honestly, quite telling.

Idea: Why not let a few CDs bring all more dangerous SCPs into SCP-3008-1 ? They would be lost forvever. Seems like safe containment to me.

@NBeeMC

2 жыл бұрын

possibly escape, they would PROBABLY be lost, but also could be able to escape sometimes

@Tyger_YT

2 жыл бұрын

@@NBeeMC Well look at how many humans escaped the Ikea and then look at how much easier it would make foundation life. Its worth the risk, in my opinion.

@BlackRavenFeather565

2 жыл бұрын

They tried with the indestructible lizard, he was in there for a bit until the staff brought out a ton of bloody boxes containing the still living parts of the lizard. It eventually reassembled itself.

@angelaphsiao

Жыл бұрын

I guess since they can’t keep track of the scps after they enter the ikea and they can’t know if it escapes through to some other ikea exit in the ikea-verse

@Oo0ooO0oOOo0

Жыл бұрын

Baracade the doors with titanium. Boom ✨️containment✨️

The "employee's'' are like Minecraft spiders, they are friendly at day and aggressive and hostile at night

@taco_pwrspeedrunsofficial5970

3 жыл бұрын

and they're way bigger than they should be

@rarebucko

3 жыл бұрын

and when you attack they will still attack even if its day. Only difference is you cant just light up the area and stop them from being aggressive and they don't keep attacking you if it becomes day if they were previously hostile towards you.

@assassinnoir1015

3 жыл бұрын

They are spider endermen hybrids Spendermen, the not slender man ripoff

@SamMito28

3 жыл бұрын

@@assassinnoir1015 marvel's newest anti hero

@shilpaagnihotri3429

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

So this is the reason why my dad is still taking 5 years to get milk, huh.

@Ori--pw5vw

3 жыл бұрын

Are you referring Dani

@Ori--pw5vw

3 жыл бұрын

I am a huge fan of him

@Ori--pw5vw

3 жыл бұрын

If not then nvm

@reeseekpuffs6498

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ori--pw5vw no dumbass

@BrownSillyCat

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ori--pw5vw who tf is dani lmao Edit: Stop replying i know who he is

These guys are so creative I swear...

@Vyx_Therian

2 ай бұрын

Is this a true story?

@jayadvice

2 ай бұрын

@@Vyx_Therianno

can’t believe it’s been a year since this was posted, still feels like it came out yesterday

@gwynethpenaflor5858

Жыл бұрын

I agree 😩😩😩

Finally a scp that can die from a bullet.

@mj9179

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf do you mean

@wakeupthewublins69

3 жыл бұрын

scp 3008-2 can regen at night so...... (and be more powerfull)

@captain_rey4615

3 жыл бұрын

Not only a bullet even a stab they are humanoid creatures but they still have a body like a human even tho they have no bones and only skin

@erikho6936

3 жыл бұрын

@@wakeupthewublins69 Wrong. They just drag the dead bodies away, they don't "revive" nor do we know how they keep coming back

@dan_trademark

3 жыл бұрын

SCP 1 is the opposite

Imagine you say to your kid ''one sec I'll go get milk" then you get stuck and he thinks you abandoned him.

@kai228

3 жыл бұрын

y would u go into ikea for milk

@semipsychoticgamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@kai228 exactly

@dansouthwick848

3 жыл бұрын

i would prob think dat my dad abondoned me

@bullettime8760

3 жыл бұрын

I'm more amazed to the fact that the dad had to buy the milk in an ikea 😂

@KhyberKai

3 жыл бұрын

@@kai228 lmao, mans abt to go to Poland to get some groceries

Dang, this guy never even found a game cube.. At least he got the good music

I love that scp 3008 has a large population making it make more sense that they’re that Ikea’s staff and are just doing their job ❤

the longest way to say "I got lost in IKEA, it felt like an eternity"

@solo2ce256

3 жыл бұрын

Me when I was 5 old

@shark1734

3 жыл бұрын

It is an eternity

@niko9443

3 жыл бұрын

KayL what happens if they die from the worker or something else

@curious1395

3 жыл бұрын

@@niko9443 they die. The end

@niko9443

3 жыл бұрын

That One yea I expected that but I kinda was thinking something literally happens to them when they do

This is how we swedish people feel when being in an ikea and not finding our parents as a kid

@hultdubwoofer6306

3 жыл бұрын

Nämen en svensk

@damiondesigns5773

3 жыл бұрын

my older sister got lost in an ikea in London when she was little

@hl30gaming45

3 жыл бұрын

U N D E R R A T E D C O M M E N T

@hultdubwoofer6306

3 жыл бұрын

Ill translate so other people understand what i said I said "oh a swed" bc im a swed

@awildhampter8570

3 жыл бұрын

I was actually “lost” in ikea when I was two my mom had looked away for a second then I’m gone I knew where everything was we had been there so many times so I remembered the arrows to the Delhi and due to how vast it was they locked down the entire place and the staff reported saying a blond kid in the Delhi going by my name ( safety reasons for me ) they had brought my mom there and I ran to her and she was very thankful then said this “hotdog” let’s say she was a bit mad but not that mad only a bit.

Man, I love how this SCP brings more people to the SCP fandom.

It's funny, the first time I went to Ikea as a kid I thought the store was endless as I just couldn't navigate it. So this SCP seems oddly accurate. Ikea just isn't navigated like regular stores making it pretty easy to get turned about.

If not for the monsters it just sounds like a normal ikea

@koltn_th_wrd

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@F0rgetIt.

2 жыл бұрын

We find food ikea 🙏

@PoolNoodlePete

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah ikea is pretty large

@erity-chan9970

2 жыл бұрын

No, it doesn’t end and when you go in, you actually can’t go out because the doors disappear after you enter. It’s a miracle the man got out, alive.

@versusx1384

2 жыл бұрын

@@erity-chan9970 he was joking...

Karen:finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

@i_solo_fiction_lmao_cope

3 жыл бұрын

Karen will win because of stupidness

@ajduwhdd3406

3 жыл бұрын

Manager:hoho??? Your approaching me? No matter how many times we kick you out and even have the police confirmed different brands didnt matter you still approach me? Karen:I cant fire the shit out of your staff without getting closer..... Manager:oh ho! *then come as close as you like* ....

@Sngays

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajduwhdd3406 ı cant fire the sh*t out of your staff without coming closer

@ajduwhdd3406

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sngays good idea I'm stealing it now

@huskeria

3 жыл бұрын

Staff: the stores now closed, pl- Karen: I want to speak to ur manager- Staff: the stores no- Karen: N O. Staff: the stores now- Karen: UR FURNITURE SUCKS- Staff: STORES NOW- Karen: SHUT UP Staff: THE STORES CLOSED Karen: I NEED A REFU- Staff: PLEASE EXI- Karen: N O. Staff: BREATHESSSS STORES NOW CLOSED, PLEASE EXIT THE BUI- Karen: *takes out gun* I WONT HESITATE B I T C H

this has to be one of the most incredible fictional lore ever made

“Please exit the building” Then lead me to the exit, come on, you want me to leave right?

Everybody gangsta until the IKEA employees starts speaking [REDACTED]

@lalallama171

3 жыл бұрын

[REDACTED], what the hell kind of language is [REDACTED]??

@lucienovakova8550

3 жыл бұрын

BICH THE FUCKIN FACILIDY IS REDACTED

@arealgamer342

3 жыл бұрын

Can't have [REDACTED] at Site-[][][].

@gleaming-story6262

3 жыл бұрын

SHUPAN!

@marmellubug

3 жыл бұрын

ah yes, dr. bright has [REDACTED] [REDACTED] breaking several rules of [REDACTED]

Impossible to find the exit? Sounds like a typical IKEA.

@alexschletzbaum1815

2 жыл бұрын

Facts doh. 😂

@kttanmail

2 жыл бұрын

Fact right here

@-Phoenix2.

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@love.mari.a

2 жыл бұрын

ye

@MrHumpty40

2 жыл бұрын

ITS FACTS DUHHH IVE BEEN STUCK IN A IKEA BEFORE NOT LIKE THAT DUDE

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF THIS!!! It would be soooo good!

Honestly this is the most realistic SCP out there Ikea has felt infinite every time I've been in there

4:47 "The store is now closed, please exit the building." But he did exit the building and got killed anyway.

@biochemical2278

3 жыл бұрын

Yea that sucks

@flamesamurai6315

3 жыл бұрын

9 years ago today. Wow. (I know the SCP Foundation is fictional, but it's still interesting nonetheless.)

@flamesamurai6315

3 жыл бұрын

@DisIsWhale My advice is to bring a whole lot of loaded assault rifles.

@hihowareyou2013

3 жыл бұрын

@@flamesamurai6315 not a bad idea

@wendymoon9991

3 жыл бұрын

They killed him because he didn't buy anything

As a Swede, I feel very proud that my nation has birthed a SCP

@thesharinganknight9859

2 жыл бұрын

S W E D E

@ravenbernardo6218

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jaslinacharya2063

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@chaoticgodly8833

2 жыл бұрын

We need a meatballs scp now

@yourlocalcoastergirl

2 жыл бұрын

im a swede too! :D

I used to live in Chillicothe Ohio, and the Walmart we had there felt like a diet SCP 3008. The Walmart felt a bit bigger on the inside, and if you come during the later hours and piss off the staff, the will rip your head off.

Cops: "What happened to you for 3 years?" Carson: " I got lost in ikea"

"hey, why are armed guards constantly patrolling and monitoring that IKEA?" "idk Black mould or something lol"

@SackboyLBP

3 жыл бұрын

Mold* no offense

@thepokemontacoovo6973

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds Like a great reason to put guards outside

@seadrown6252

3 жыл бұрын

@@SackboyLBP that's how British people spell mould

@ZorenGamer2

3 жыл бұрын

@@SackboyLBP British people say mould PepeLaugh

@ellenwilliams4024

3 жыл бұрын

Oi

"That's it. *YOU'RE GOING TO IKEA* " "NOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA GO TO IKEA"

@andreiplaton159

3 жыл бұрын

Me: mom i wanna go to ikea Mom: we have ikea at home Ikea at home:

@RubyPiec

3 жыл бұрын

@@andreiplaton159 why would you want to go to ikea tho

@LilKaka2

3 жыл бұрын

@@RubyPiec the food is fucking good there

@RubyPiec

3 жыл бұрын

@@LilKaka2 mcdonalds?

@jadenhector8435

3 жыл бұрын

@@LilKaka2 u good ?

These SCP videos are just amazing science fiction. I love them!

8:37 thats my body type im built like an scp-3008-2 i guess

-3008: “the store is now closed, please exit the building” D-Class: exits building -3008: continues to chase him out of building saying “ the store is now closed, please exit the building”

@darklink8423

3 жыл бұрын

NOT STONKS

@lissaignacio1278

3 жыл бұрын

Not stonks

@youwhatbewhat6597

3 жыл бұрын

Smort

@Nimatoir

3 жыл бұрын

Not stonks

@Fifka_Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

-3008-2: "Im gonna pretend i did not see that"

This is what it feels like when you lose your mom in the grocery store.

@rexisu

2 жыл бұрын

this is facts right here

@Cheetofingers8

2 жыл бұрын

Fact

@ImRadarr

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, buying milk in an ikea.

@haxxer6650

2 жыл бұрын

copy

10:23 bro was finna spin back😂😂

employees:"The store is now closed, please exit the building." me:where the heck am i supposed to exit this freaking building

Person that created this scp *CLEARLY* got lost at an IKEA

@monke6912

3 жыл бұрын

You copyied coment but i dont give fuck

@dragonrebornyt1333

3 жыл бұрын

@@monke6912 comment*

@dragonrebornyt1333

3 жыл бұрын

@@monke6912 dont give a *

@dragonrebornyt1333

3 жыл бұрын

@@monke6912 learn how to spell when ur goin to swear

@short1st65

3 жыл бұрын

@@dragonrebornyt1333 when you're *

Everybody gangsta till cailou starts haunting you with 50% off deals.

@ryan-ch6fp

3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes lmaoo it's only got 28

@aarnisalminen3644

3 жыл бұрын

ur fking funny lmao

@digdootyditches6789

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated AS FUCK

@firkejdjneii28283

3 жыл бұрын

everybody gangsta till fat caillou want you to exit the building

@st4ndg4mes87

3 жыл бұрын

Everybody gangsta till Slenderman and Cailou offsprings start bludgeoning liquid flesh

The Master must of turned his TARDIS into an IKEA and is tortuing people inside it.

Loosing mum at the supermarket: "Mummyyyy, where are you?" Loosing mum in an IKEA: * TRAUMA *

@evilvoid2968

2 жыл бұрын

it will be much bad if our mom says "im buying outside stay here" in ikea

Imagine going into an ikea and getting lost, then hours later the lights go out and you see an employee, running towards you, saying: “ *the fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage-* “

@funkoguy8997

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@pierrechouprian7345

3 жыл бұрын

ccdog888 YT how does this only have 10 likes?

@Alexsomnia

3 жыл бұрын

@@pierrechouprian7345 It's trash.

@maukasmuussis1560

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alexsomnia yeah the worst comment in the top section ive seen

@xxcookiejarxx8079

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alexsomnia I hate your usernam :)

IKEA workers: "The store is now closed please exit the building." Me: "wheres the exit?" IKEA worker: "Good question."

@Jamy6

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder where the exit is.

@wills_corner

3 жыл бұрын

To answer that, we're gonna have to talk about *parallel universes*

@THE_CRUSADER007

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jamy6 oh hi bro first time talking to Scp.By the way how are you doing

@c2k723

3 жыл бұрын

i wonder where the exit is too

@kimberlymcnear3615

3 жыл бұрын

SCP HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

What it's actually like working a night-shift:

Who else thinks a book about this would go hard AF

This brings the whole "I'm going out to buy milk" joke to a whole 'nother level.

@jaythekid6878

3 жыл бұрын

Who goes to an Ikea, to buy milk?

@RandomGamer-yo3tn

3 жыл бұрын

Correction: not milk but meatballs

@BasketballNsoccer

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaythekid6878 I do lol

@user-px8lu4wp6e

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaythekid6878 Your mom

@jaythekid6878

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-px8lu4wp6e No? lol. Edeka and Rewe

It's bigger on the inside than on the outside. So _that's_ why I can't build those damn cabinets.

0:30 when you where born in 2008

Wow it really would be interesting to live in IKEA SCP-3008 since there is a way to survive there and unlimited supplies of everything main to our daily lives wow it sounds crazy coming from me but I would totally expect a challenge to live a whole year in IKEA or willingly go there to live but I’m Super Crazy so no it should be no surprise that I say these Crazy ideas lol 😂

Everybody Gangstar til' Slenderman opens his own Ikea-

@cosmogol6058

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Youtubesucks916

3 жыл бұрын

Harder yeahhh

@Warrison_

3 жыл бұрын

yep

@commanderasshole8308

3 жыл бұрын

Slenderkea

@raghavverma8872

3 жыл бұрын

Pomegranate tree of the orchard, What is your wisdom.

This is the secret backstory for Slender Man. He got tired of working at IKEA, bleached his skin, and got a suit.

@doog.

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@imaghostt

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@therealgoushen

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@didimaster4681

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@crrupte9037

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Bro’s gonna be in IKEA for a long time

“The IKEA staff gets a bit quirky at night”

When u dont hav ikea in yur state: Well im safe for now

@kimberlychloe7880

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@chrissosmooth634

3 жыл бұрын

Milwaukee for me no ikea hahaha

@acupofwater8020

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@thisisfine3190

3 жыл бұрын

lol.our country doesn't have one😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣Sm for meh

@Texmexhex

3 жыл бұрын

It is in my land sweden

This is why I only get lost at Sears, I'm not risking it

@iambad7523

3 жыл бұрын

I haven’t heard that name in years...

@melelconquistador

3 жыл бұрын

What is unique about infinite Sears?

YOU ARE SO SMART. YOU GIVE SO INTERESTING STORIES, DON'T STOP ANYTIME PLEASE🙏🙏🙏

Hey there's world hunger solved, when we run out of food, all 8 billion humans move into the Ikea

Yelp, that settles it: I'm never going to an IKEA store again.

@fronker7581

3 жыл бұрын

A jerk put fake arrow signs that made the ikea a maze

@legatelanius9210

3 жыл бұрын

FriendshipBoy ikeas are already built like mazes because it makes people more likely to buy things or something. I also had the same experience in an IKEA.

@ae29productions

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@fronker7581

3 жыл бұрын

Jackal- -ACE23 imagine literally getting lost in an ikea like you walk around and you some how are so unlucky that you miss all the exits and people

@CyonisCyberFox

3 жыл бұрын

@@thaum3983 I'm sixteen and into SCPs

I love this dudes voice hes good for reading scripts

@dewaldsteyn1306

3 жыл бұрын

He also works at the infographics-show channel.

@bedwyd

3 жыл бұрын

@@dewaldsteyn1306 ye ik this is their second channel

@silverdragon704

3 жыл бұрын

@@bedwyd no other their first

@coreyhayes2050

3 жыл бұрын

True

@SuperAza619

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy he's doing the voice again, it makes me so attentive, enough energy but not too overwhelming

6:12 - Similar to the store being infinite layers of bookshelves through and through, the employees are indefinite layers of skin through and through.

This video made me never perceive going to IKEA with my mom the same way ever.

"Bigger on the inside" The foundation: yeah he was abused.

@hasanmuttaqin464

3 жыл бұрын

mmmm

@erniemaemalle1244

3 жыл бұрын

@Hero Games NO

@sayer445

3 жыл бұрын

I dont get it :/

@sayer445

3 жыл бұрын

@Hero Games OK I'll take your word for it!

@schishne7546

3 жыл бұрын

this is so cursed...

So this is how they make their Swedish meatballs

@AkaKame69420

3 жыл бұрын

Human meatballs

@mentalinsane9283

3 жыл бұрын

Wait pewdiepie is Swedish NOO

@Chips74859

3 жыл бұрын

*”balls”*

@epikgaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chips74859 .

@anonymoususer6185

3 жыл бұрын

they gotta do something with the corpses

I have never been so glad because I haven’t been in an ikea store before and now after watching this I’m pretty certain I never will

Man, now I don't want to go to IKEA! But if I do, I will wear a skin color morph suit, and an IKEA uniform.

I got lost in Walmart The other day after watching this and started freaking out

@bored.boring

3 жыл бұрын

Epic walmart moment

@Raquelitagamer5

3 жыл бұрын

wait Walmart could be SCP-3008-3

@ito6787

3 жыл бұрын

@@w1zzard_ it would be useless, the door dissapear and the rope would be cutted. Thats why is so hard to get out, if the door wouldn't disappear then the pepole would leave easily.

@caesarborkeli1128

3 жыл бұрын

just tape the door to the wall with some flex tape

@pasghettid

3 жыл бұрын

@@caesarborkeli1128 big brain.

The store is closed, huh? And you want me to exit the building? *Then why the hell are you chasing me when I leave?!*

@loverz7936

3 жыл бұрын

:ባደረካቸው ድርጊቶች ምክንያት ቤተሰቦችዎ ደሙን ያፈሳሉ ፡፡ ለድርጊቶችዎ የዘላለም ሥቃይ ይሰማቸዋል ፡፡ ያፈሰሱ እንባዎች ወደ ደም ይለወጣሉ ፣ የሚሰማቸው ህመም ሊቋቋሙት የማይችሉት ይሆናሉ ፡፡ በቅር

@loverz7936

3 жыл бұрын

ለምን ይህን ይተረጉማሉ? ደህና እኔ ልዩ ሰው እንደሆንክ እና በጣም እንደምትከብር አስታውሰሃለሁ ፣ ህልምህን ተከተል እና ተስፋ አትቁረጥ ፣ ለሚሳደቡህ ሰዎች መሳደብ ፣ ወርቅ ነህ

@Saini16014

3 жыл бұрын

@@loverz7936 I don’t speak enchantment table

@loverz7936

3 жыл бұрын

@@Saini16014 lmao Avocados from Mexico 🇲🇽🥑

@neptune4200

3 жыл бұрын

@@loverz7936 I think I saw someone spamming that in Roblox

honestly this is one of the few times I can agreed with using the mind eraser drug, honestly if I could forget my trauma I'd do it in a heart beat

SCP-3008 is just how Swedes look like when nobody is looking.

Employee: *the store is closed now, please enter the building* A man: ok i’m out Employee: *NO*

@lazgabut

2 жыл бұрын

its 3008

@lazgabut

2 жыл бұрын

oh wait

@lazgabut

2 жыл бұрын

wth??? Please enter the building?!

@lazgabut

2 жыл бұрын

@@avtogurgenashvili9003 ye, he/she weird

@eleazarcano8948

2 жыл бұрын

Man: is the place open? Employee: the store is now close Man: o- Employee: please enter the building Mam: what

I wonder if dressing up as an ikea employee can let you blend in with the SCP 3008-2

@kingwolf4618

3 жыл бұрын

True true

@ImaPizzaK

3 жыл бұрын

choo choo

@garlckbread

3 жыл бұрын

Considering from the diaries of the people inside that they had one incident of a piece of the staff accidentally being left inside the fort and the staff still being more aggressive even without seeing it probably implies it can smell/sense other staff

@aminyashed9512

3 жыл бұрын

@@pleplepleple2019 just BE THE COUCH LMAO

@DumplingIX

3 жыл бұрын

And become very tall or short whole body

0:12 discord mods

Imagine watching this video before an ikea job interview

"They have lack of knowledge that even child should know, like existence of Statue of Liberty" *AMERICA 100*

@smokyblackeyes3615

3 жыл бұрын

they need *AMERICA 101* class lesson

@ravnitesanchez6183

3 жыл бұрын

Even ik that and Im not American, it was a present from the French i think...

@generalkranz2220

3 жыл бұрын

Ravnite Sanchez Yes

@wsm-4839

3 жыл бұрын

Ravnite Sanchez yes, it was gifted to the US after it was rejected by the khedive of Egypt (at the time, i guess Ismail Pasha 🤔 ) as the sculptor didn’t make it look as instructed instructed 😅

@ravnitesanchez6183

3 жыл бұрын

@@wsm-4839 ohhh ty

whats terrifying, is that our country has the world's largest ikea, larger than the one in SWEDEN. WHERE IKEA WAS MADE. And i always feel scared going there

I will never look at my local IKEA the same way again.

I remember being in an ikea at the age of 7 and I got distracted by the children’s bedroom stuff and I looked around and didn’t see my parents anywhere. Absolutely terrifying. Like a regular 7 year old, I screamed and cried for my parents. Turns out they were just on the other side of the wall and I felt so stupid 😅🔫

@raphaelrodriguez2774

2 жыл бұрын

Thats the day your parents were replaced by sleeper agents, have you noticed something different in their behavior: craving for Swedish meat balls, no longer arguing while putting up furniture together, buying cheap decorations that they no one really wanted, etc. If you want to be sure just try an allen key in their left nostril, but be prepared first, as if they were truly replaced they'll get really mad you did that and will start asking weird questions

@ambreyacomer4171

2 жыл бұрын

No you did right

@Ricecakezs

2 жыл бұрын

Is this a real story

@kllxenq

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ricecakezs Uh yes?

@psychogenesis351

2 жыл бұрын

Same bro

He’s literally slender man but with no tentacles and he’s wearing an ikea outfit.

@yusnargis

3 жыл бұрын

Sushi god and its tan color

@BlackwoodManor

3 жыл бұрын

Slendy's son needed a job, leave him be man

@zawarudo75

3 жыл бұрын

And more polite

@vaherd

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@MaerRat

3 жыл бұрын

You have 4666669 IQ, 👍✌️👌👍

So this is how the ikea murders actually went down huh 🤔

Ayo, I love this explanation! it was clear too :0 I love these now-

When I was a little girl, I wanted to live in a Walmart with a group of people living there as a civilization, locked in, unable to leave.

@weluvmia

3 жыл бұрын

Dang your kinda weird and cool at the same time

@cheesuscrust3755

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl that sounds kinda cool, only real work you need to do is build settlements, get food, and fight off staff, seems a lot less stressful than normal life

@Snowyblazer

3 жыл бұрын

Yo thats some harley quinn sh@t right there

This sounds a lot like the Back Rooms.

@Koifishyyyy

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@anupamamodali3960

3 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@Jessie_V486

3 жыл бұрын

THATS SO TRUE

@_anairbagsavedmylife

3 жыл бұрын

bad ending : you're now an ikea employee

@alfy01

2 жыл бұрын

I mean... both of them are pocket dimensions soo

Scp 3008 2: the store is now closed please exit the building Me: but I don’t know where the exit is

This is like a non liminal simulation, but in real life.

I’ve only been to a IKEA once but it was definitely a very memorable trip mostly because of the infamous “Sprite waterfall” incident. After shopping for a while we (me, my mom, dad and 5 siblings) decided to go eat. The restaurant was on the second floor and near the entrance. As the entrance was two floors tall the second floor ended with a glass barrier overlooking the entrance. We decided to sit here and eat. At one point my brother knocked over my sisters full cup of Sprite. Unfortunately the glass barrier had a gap at the bottom allowing the Sprite to spill onto the first floor in a impressive waterfall, somehow missing everyone below.

@jackweitzman6697

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao that’s hilarious

@tropixx2665

2 жыл бұрын

Are all Ikeas like that or something

@anaka0666

2 жыл бұрын

@@tropixx2665 I don’t know. I’ve only ever been to that one.

@tropixx2665

2 жыл бұрын

@@anaka0666 o

@hutao3261

Жыл бұрын

Oh goodness, how did it go afterwards?

Staff: the store is now closed, please exit the building Class D: **exits building** Also staff: so you have chosen... *death*

@nadinestewart8039

3 жыл бұрын

Me Where Sven Is The Exit

@buchan448

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@NienNienNien

3 жыл бұрын

I think the premises of the ikea store is also part of being inside the building. So in order to survive you would have to be totally away from the store grounds lol

@treeguardien

3 жыл бұрын

soo this is literally GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

@morfealesteban8333

3 жыл бұрын

/SOUND FX -DENG DENG DENGGGGGGGGGGGG

Me watching this while resting on one of the display chairs the display bedrooms in IKEA: 💀

6:22 unexplained? why is your name “scp explained”?