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@jobulletchief8936

Ай бұрын

.-.

@Blackfacenoob

Ай бұрын

thanks I definitely needed that (I'm deadass)

@thegoldenfox2403

Ай бұрын

3 days?

@Blackfacenoob

Ай бұрын

​@@thegoldenfox2403yea

@The.Mawnster

Ай бұрын

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BETTERHELP

Lovecraftian monsters need reasonably-priced groceries, too. Can't conquer the world and establish dominion over all souls on an empty stomach

@DietaryCandle

Ай бұрын

Yeah, 10 gnome dollars for un-bread is unacceptable

@stjeep

Ай бұрын

​@@DietaryCandleinflation is getting crazy. with these prices, monsters wont even be able to commute to our realm.

@cameronsylvester8934

Ай бұрын

Probably why we don't see any these days ​@@stjeep

@redlady120

Ай бұрын

I'd like to drop by one if one is available

@alistairogilvy7696

18 күн бұрын

No malls in R'lyeh unfortunately 😉😁🤣

The biblical accurate angel asking for toilet paper made me roll😂😂

@ashlirabid9614

Ай бұрын

Good!

@izzydanWTF

Ай бұрын

Ahh, see what you did there

@arthurmartin4616

Ай бұрын

All this laughing has me wiped out

@SirWilliamKidney

18 күн бұрын

The implication is a little terrifying... haha

@pugofwarbr

5 күн бұрын

biblical accurate client

You know as D-class duty goes this one doesn't seem too bad. All the customers seem really polite. And thankfully neither heaven nor hell contain anything as annoying as a Karen.

@asz-themoonwalker2771

Ай бұрын

Untill they meet demon named Kraen

@Beachballbou

Ай бұрын

Why did they make it Euclid?

@TherealNiqqa

Ай бұрын

@@Beachballbou because it's Euclid

@kelvingoh8405

Ай бұрын

​@@BeachballbouDo you ever heard "customers are always right" provoking them and you won't get to live to see another day.

@asz-themoonwalker2771

Ай бұрын

@@Beachballbou Keter would be more difficult to contain. They only need to keep their clients shopping there, humans do not shop in that place and all the employes are from Foundation - there are not outside people involved untill one of the "clients" wants to shop elsewhere nearby.

Imagine if ya pissed yourself or shit your pants as you thought a angel or demon was gonna destroy your soul but in reality it just wanted some toilet paper or a half off sale.

This must be where the Scarlet King pops by to get some groceries.

@natural-log-here

Ай бұрын

🎏 where did this emoji spawn😭😭😭

@builderofman7057

Ай бұрын

​​@@natural-log-here They spawn in fabric rich environments so they can make more flags. 🎏🥻🎌

@pugofwarbr

5 күн бұрын

sshhhh, dont give him form

@mohawk4759

Күн бұрын

@@natural-log-here🤽🏻‍♂️

I can respect Gregory stance: “We already walked through the door, we have a commitment to shop here.”

I love how an instance of a Biblically accurate Angel shops there.

Oh please, I don’t believe the Walmart employee panicked or was scared, that sh*t is normal for Walmart.

@moguera

Ай бұрын

Why do you think their turnover rate is so high?

@maxwellkukowski8818

Ай бұрын

Especially regarding Walmarts located in the anomalous area of influence designated as Ohio.

@wilunderwood69

Ай бұрын

As a Walmart employee I can confirm we deal with way worse than demons on a daily basis

@user-dl5rr4yc8i

20 күн бұрын

​@@maxwellkukowski8818Ohio is the same as anywhere else in the USA except being remoter than the average state

@maxwellkukowski8818

20 күн бұрын

​@@user-dl5rr4yc8i Explain the unusual and uncanny happenstances that occur in the state of Ohio, such as a woman beating a man with a 10-pound tube of ground beef. Or in another case, a man covering himself in a gallon of milk, screaming incoherently onto of the grocery bagging area, before stepping down and slipping.

Wow, that's nice of the SCP agents to get that guy some eggs and OJ.

@soronorjspro3516

Ай бұрын

I would say it is just an easy way to prevent the same events from happening again.

@garg4531

Ай бұрын

Right? At first I thought how they handled him was a bit rough (I mean it's effective but they could've at least made a more civilized effort to calm him down first), but then seeing they went and stocked his fridge for him, that was very nice of them

@LadyMysanthrope

Ай бұрын

Cold, not cruel. And it kept him from wandering out of the apartment again.

@Alterego912

Ай бұрын

This place seems safer than the other super store... and less weird than Omega Mart.

@sebastiancoar1991

28 күн бұрын

That or the Biblically Accurate Angel felt bad for scarying the college student and materialized the OJ & eggs in his fridge. I guess it is a mystery we will never know.

He could've made a hellish omelet if he found those deviled eggs.

I love how the 2854 cash is the ‘You’ve been Gnomed’ gnome logo.

@d4rkpr1nc39

14 күн бұрын

I'm not a gnelf I'm not a gnoblin

the demonic customers: All bark and no bite. Polite.

@someoneawesome8717

28 күн бұрын

Most aren't even bark, they talk in casual tones

Proof the Foundation is cold, not cruel: While they may have had to detain and abduct the college student and amnesticize him, when they found out the poor guy had just wanted to buy some orange juice and eggs for his breakfast they made sure he had some when he woke up.

@andre-gr9gn

13 күн бұрын

ikr right but he got the one with pulp tho.

Better help isn’t trusted, There's a lot of controversy around it Do NOT buy it!!!

@billyhatcher643

Ай бұрын

i wish dr bob would stop sponsoring the company its annoying seeing so many channels i like doing this

@bringerdoom1906

Ай бұрын

@@billyhatcher643 i thought it was the other way around where companies sponsor you

@alfonzog6327

Ай бұрын

Companies like BH give people they sponsor contracts, so they have to continue advertising them until it runs out. As far as I'm aware, BH in particular has contracts that can last up to a year.

@citrusbutter7718

23 күн бұрын

Better help in an SCP.

@firestorm5371

20 күн бұрын

​@@alfonzog6327 this is why

You know it would be nice if monsters and humans can live side by side in harmony, then things would be so much better for everyone to be treated equally.

@DamonCummings-yg7ds

Ай бұрын

Serpents hand agent spotted

@maxwellkukowski8818

Ай бұрын

Dispatching MTF Alpha-1 "Red Right Red" to your location, please remain calm while we enact detainment, resistance will result in liquidation.

@DamonCummings-yg7ds

Ай бұрын

@@maxwellkukowski8818 rogue that I’ll wait for further instructions from command

@agustofurrywolf

29 күн бұрын

Agree because Broken Masquerade, SCP-6001, and anomalous civilizations either hidden anomalous civilizations or pocket dimensions, proof and show if humans, parahumans, paramutants, and non-human anomalies can coexisting with each other (Surely not all of these make everyone is peaceful, live or make some kinda utopian life, or eliminate the problems cause it still exist expected for SCP-6001, but at least it proves if human and anomalous can coexist with eachother) But those annoying Normacly Orgs would say "We must preserve normacly 🤓🤡, especially The Jailors and The Bookburners" 🐍🖐🏻🐺

@alejandroroberson4547

29 күн бұрын

@@agustofurrywolf That makes a lot of sense

Am I the only one who would actually like working at this store?

@darkblade8205

29 күн бұрын

No you're not I went to but the problem is you have to work for the foundation to even get a job there.

Damn it Walmart, taking business away for Local Anomalous Businesses

Thats nice of the agents to buy him groceries

@toxi6836

17 күн бұрын

He would’ve just gone back

Cerberus Hot dog is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

@A-12-1-14

Ай бұрын

Until you try eating it and then it eats you back.

10:30 Man, it's even more surreal to see an Ophanim animated. Also, what would it want with toilet paper?

@ominimonzwartalterb5526

Ай бұрын

Maybe its picking it up for a friend?

@God_Sonic

Ай бұрын

Or maybe something something else?

@MrPossessed

Ай бұрын

He and the boys are going down to TP ol' man Beelzebub's house.

@ashlirabid9614

Ай бұрын

🤣

@someoneawesome8717

28 күн бұрын

Ever heard of a holy shit

I wonder how Gregory and Alma reacted to their incarceration and if they were eventually let go Imagine you and your partner go out shopping only to find that your preferred store is so closed, so you go to another nearby one only for people to flee in terror at the sight of you, and the two of you end up arrested after deciding to head home

@keddakedda7939

Ай бұрын

Pretty sure they were if I have to guess the demonic monster have lawyers in the other dimension help bail them out and the SCP can’t have any inter dimensional conflict with other creatures over minor acts

@Makarosc

4 күн бұрын

Most likely since the Foundation seems to be largely leaving the store to it's own devices

Loved this one, I can only imagine the creatures hating inflation as Much as us 😂

“Winged horrors covered in eyes, while he had hell in front of him” the fact that he shown a biblical accurate angle and said that it was from hell, that’s funny

Ha! SCP-4703 laughs: You call yourself an anomalous supermarket?? SCP-2854: Well, yeah. I've got gummy souls and everything! SCP-4703: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

@Artem_Tkachenko

18 күн бұрын

I think you miss-write scp,it's scp 4703

@SirWilliamKidney

18 күн бұрын

@@Artem_Tkachenko oops! Thank you!

@Artem_Tkachenko

18 күн бұрын

@@SirWilliamKidney no problems.

@Artem_Tkachenko

18 күн бұрын

@@SirWilliamKidney and also kraken

@SirWilliamKidney

18 күн бұрын

@@Artem_Tkachenko Haha I did notice that and decided it wasn't worth correcting, but hey since I'm here anyway :)

15:24 Thanks for gnoming us, Dr. Bob

i love that this is one of the more wholesome files 😆😆I want more of Gregory and Alma

Poor Gregory and Alma 🥲

@ismaelgingles9409

Ай бұрын

Alma looks kinda of cute in demonic way

So this is what Diablo was doing between games.

@sebastiancoar1991

28 күн бұрын

Gregory D. Diablo loves his candied souls.

@gmork1090

21 күн бұрын

Not even death can save you if you keep him from a sale.

Poor gregory and alma they just wanted some groceries😂

I know they were demons but damn they were just shopping

Nice of the hungover guy to make sure his roommate was on his side (just in case) before he left.

It was nice of the agents to at least get the kid some eggs and oj. They could have been put there to put the kid from wandering around to the store again, but still a chill move.

Honestly, this store seems like a place I would actually go to. Hey Foundation, leave Babylon’s alone, in fact just remove the open/close sign and just put an “Open 24/7” sign or even an “Always Open” sign and you won’t need to worry about the customers going to different stores.

…42 seconds in, and I’m already sold on this.

"I was just wondering if you knew where I could find some toilet paper in here" 😂

@HueNguyen-jo4fi

Ай бұрын

-Says the biblically accurate angel that was just fallen from the godly plains of heaven😂

"It's a being torn out of the most ancient scriptures," Ezekiel 17. The "un-bread" made me laugh tho.

It was very kind of the SCP Operatives to leave some eggs and orange juice in the fridge for the unfortunate college student. I was expecting him to wake up in some "Interview Room".

I love how in reality, so many college students I know would be so chill seeing demons and angels in a supermarket, like a big whatever since finals are more scary 😂

I won't be afraid of those creatures I will still shop in the store

@darkblade8205

29 күн бұрын

Yeah you probably still be startled by their appearance every now and then but if anything the food you get there is probably decently priced then what they're charging it supermarkets nowadays.

Well this is definitely not about a Alien Plant from another world. Even monsters need to buy their groceries somewhere. Stores in our world may not apply to the monsters here. Anyways a very interesting SCP here. Well done covering this SCP. Keep up the great work and take care.

Biblically Accurate just needed the toilet paper my man

@Makarosc

4 күн бұрын

What's he wipin'!!!

Im offended that you think "large beefy men covered in tattoos should "be locked up for life""! I'll have you know my 83 yr. old grandma who tends to her garden everyday and made us the best chocolate chip cookies growing up is the nicest bulging bicep tattooed man you'll ever meet.

@janniksotirov

Ай бұрын

I’m pretty sure it was the made up college student who thought that

@ashlirabid9614

Ай бұрын

Super awesome.

Is this one of the safest SCPs for D Class to work around? lol

@Everlucky_Clover

Ай бұрын

until you tell them that product no longer exists, i think it is >_

Sounds like a pretty cool interdimensional supermarket.👌

Oh boy Hotdog!

@johnheston455

Ай бұрын

You mean, "Oh crap, helldog."

@arnoldluz05

19 күн бұрын

Oh crap sus dangerous dog

So even the Heavenly realms were affected by the toilet paper crisis and COVID panic-buying.

Dr bob is becoming more and more less scary but the situations seem more common that could happen to anyone

20:48 Personally I think customers are also more likely to shop elsewhere if the store is actively kidnapping them, but that's just me

Don't know why everyones' screaming, primitive entities beyond mortal comprehension are a very common occurrence over there.

the intro had me laughing

I work at a Wally World atm and found this very entertaining, btw in the span of 4 or 5 days I finally caught up to your current videos.

What happened to Alma and Gregory though? They just wanted to do some shopping.

@darkblade8205

29 күн бұрын

Well according to the file it says that they've been released the day or so after this incident and I've made sure not to go do any late night grocery shopping. On speaker that I need to go pick some things up from babylon's I forgot on what aisle they have The cockatry eggs.

@Makarosc

4 күн бұрын

Most likely they were released since the Foundation seems to be largely leaving the store to it's own devices

This reminded me about that Interdimensional Diner, at least the customers is friendly and mostly mind their own shopping business

The term Hel-Mart lives up to its name LOL 😂😂😂

That intro was great!!

I love the way you format your videos, one of a kind

l love that Dr bob is now balancing between compilations and separate videos ❤ Thanks for listening

That was magnificent. You made a masterpiece, Dr. Bob, again. 👏

Glad Dr. Bob recovered from whatever memetic effect that was making him upload compilation videos! Happy to see you’re better 😉

You think Alastor and Constantine shop here?

@DamonCummings-yg7ds

Ай бұрын

They're both banned because of the egg Incident and because john keeps smoking even though there's A no smoking rule

I just wanna say that i love your story telling Dr. Bob. Keep up what your doing!

Absolutely loved this one, the Walmart dialogue had me in tears 😆

I swear I’d watch a sitcom around Gregory & Alma 😂

LMAO. Fairtrade organic bananas. 25% off. Had me reeling.

Great story and animation on this one Dr. Bob

at least he got his Eggs and Orange Juice

@sarajohnson6855

23 күн бұрын

I thought that was nice of the feild agents to get the collage students breakfast ingredients 😊

@The_Real_SmolOrTem

23 күн бұрын

@@sarajohnson6855 hey, if you say something you need to a SCP Agent when you're not the SCP you might get something!

@sarajohnson6855

23 күн бұрын

@@The_Real_SmolOrTem even when you are the SCP, agents and researchers will often get you requested items if 1 you ask nicely and 2 they don't see it as a security risk

I worked at Walmart, for five years...over 20 years ago. Would be nice to have some Class A amnestics😮😂...

Made a whole SCP just to make puns. You win the internet, sir and or madam!

I think dado 2 go would be the next scip drBob should cover because this is that but chaotic as hell

Guess I found the second SCP I'd like to meet in person! The first, of course, is the tickle monster... Thanks for the cover Doc!

12:34 nice for the foundation to get him breakfast

i think i would consider it as a level safe

9:54 If I ever saw a Biblically Accurate Angel coming towards my direction, I'd probably try to either run or just stare at it in all of its "glory"

If the food is good I'd shop there. The customers seem chill.

Dr Bob describing missing out on an omelette sounds eerily alike me contemplating my whole life 😂 Edit: when Dr Bob was doing the sponsor segment i couldnt help but imagine that he must be such a powerful scp himself that he can exist in both the real world and the scp universe at the same time 😂

I have alot of respect for people that work retail thst must suck i cant stand dealing with people very long-term

Im so glad I watched this just because of that intro alone. That shit made me super uncomfortable and then laughing like I saw somebody get knocked out with a foam finger.

Bro was just trying to shop Damm

Babylons your supernatural super store.

I gotta feeling cosplayers would be fine shopping and working at Babylons. Plus, why is Gregory looking for stocked groceries when Alma is already stacked?

wow...youd think wall-mart would be ok with satan monster'z xD

@rexflamevermillion5527

Ай бұрын

i mean they would its not the worst thing that showed up their.....like demonic customers are ok compared to a karen xd

*reads the title* *WHO HAS SUMMONED ME*

I would shop here i mean sure as hell it would beat any other store and the enteties seems nice enough

Best scp channel on KZread. Love the inclusion of the foundation memory wipe thing. Also ain’t no way a Walmart employee is scared of that

Oh oh oh oh Omega mart You have no idea what's in store for youuuuu.

0:00 I thought it was a pterodactyl

Strange, this is one of the few instances where the anomaly isn't gonna kill you yet

Since the mysterious diner appeared, another eccentric place is even more weirder than ever! 🤣🤣🤣

10:10 i didn't expect this lol. Feels comical haha

i wonder how nice these monsters are

Yo my guy. I dont need therapy. You are my therapy

First time I've heard about the Unusual Incident Unit.

the materialization is just the 4D clerk restocking

So we’re just gonna ignore the mantis, snake, goop and Angel getting out of the car? For anyone who doesn’t know the one creature that looked for the candied souls, that is a Minotaur from Greek myth. Which only brings in more questions.

I want to go here because they have great deals and the customers are chill

10;46 that’s a biblical description of an angel.

A demon saying Goddamn is hilarious to me

Ha! Wilmington! Which Walmart? Monkey Junction, Porter's Neck or Sigmon Road?

I love your videos dr bob keeps up good work including jobs and perfect job 😊