SCHOOL NURSE and A BANG - Stand Up Comedy | Yash Rathi
Комедия
This Stand Up Comedy is based on true stories, try to watch it till the end.
My Instagram: yashrathi.9...
Video shoot venue : The Laugh store Dwarka Delhi
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Video recording & Sound: Dinesh Bhutani and team (supertalks)
(All the upcoming shows will be updated on instagram, cheers and have a good night)
Пікірлер: 8 800
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@ayanokoji0007
Жыл бұрын
Mai bhiii
@GFXGoku
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@xerxes2569
Жыл бұрын
🥉 third
@sirari00
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@GFXGoku
Жыл бұрын
Yash bhai apna vid dali ofc ap he 1st hoga na
This line “ are ham hindu hai ” got me rolling. 😂😂😂. Edit :- I think I got a little famous.
@awmxking4912
Жыл бұрын
🔱🕉️
@keshavbhardwaj483
Жыл бұрын
That line was epic
@YOUR-TYPE-GAMERZ
Жыл бұрын
It's nod good word
@Lonewolf_888
Жыл бұрын
@@YOUR-TYPE-GAMERZ jali na jali na teri
@jaishreeram125
Жыл бұрын
@@YOUR-TYPE-GAMERZ burnol का प्रयोग करे जिहादी
I am a CANCER patient and watch his video to get out of stress. Please upload regularly 🥺
@true.bhartiya108
Жыл бұрын
Jaldi theek ho jaao buddy ❤️ Mahakal baba bless uu ❤️
@Darkblazer789
Жыл бұрын
Sale jaldi thik hoja ♥️ 💪🏼💪🏼 We are with you
@factswaala11
Жыл бұрын
Marne ke pehele muzr paisa deke jana
@pulkitgajbhiye7664
Жыл бұрын
Jaldi se thek ho ja saleee Phir school me phatake phodne jayenge Tu machis Lana Don't worry bro we are with youuu ❤️❤️❤️
@BountyHunter_18
Жыл бұрын
Get better soon ❤️💪
"Hara h jor se hi phatega"😂😂😂 THE most badass line ever😂
@GhostOps300
7 ай бұрын
Matlab ka ha bhai
@Lifes51ne
6 ай бұрын
@@GhostOps300bhai Pakistan ka jhanda aur puri muslim community hari hai na
@GhostOps300
6 ай бұрын
@@Lifes51ne damn 💀
@user-ex8cw2qi7l
3 ай бұрын
@@GhostOps300😂😂😂
This man never disappoint us because it's a very very lovely joke 🔥♥️
@VinayakSisodia-cj9to
9 ай бұрын
Bilkul hassi nahi i
The Rathi we need 😏 Edit: Thanks for 4k likes 😍
@rounakbaghel4662
Жыл бұрын
THE RATHI WE HAVE : DHRUV 🤮 THE RATHI WE NEED : YASH BHAI 😎🔥
@harshitbelwal8764
Жыл бұрын
@@rounakbaghel4662 True 😂
@kirankumrawat6397
Жыл бұрын
@@rounakbaghel4662 ❤️😬 bhai ne dhoti khol di
@theextremisttt
Жыл бұрын
Yes yes😅😅😅😅😅
@nikhilrathi8313
Жыл бұрын
😂
it was the first time of mine reading his disclaimer and hatts off to youu yash 🔥😂😂
@its_stark
Жыл бұрын
same .... i was be like tf dude
@devonshsahu1504
Жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/qGer0LZwnNqTh7w.html
@aaishanegi6013
Жыл бұрын
I also read it for the first time 😸
@avdeshnaruka2144
Жыл бұрын
wtf
@hitmmann
Жыл бұрын
"Just close the video and be a little bitch in your own house." 🌚 Bruh he made everyone shut their mouth with this line. 💀
the fact that his fuddu shauk is a full time career path now🔥🔥...hilarious as always😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣
I found the joke funny because i took it as a stereotypical joke on muslims and not on islam 😀
@Baap_E_allah
Жыл бұрын
You people become t€rr0r!$t because of chuslam 🤡
@viditgoswami6905
9 ай бұрын
and which is true
@mohammedadnaan7985
9 ай бұрын
@@viditgoswami6905 nope
@idkwhyirunaway
9 ай бұрын
they will hate you regardless brother.
@YuvrajSingh-mg5gs
8 ай бұрын
Even munawar jokes about islam being terrorist
"Arrreeeyyy.....! Rathi hain hum Rathi , Hindu hai "😂😂😂 The best line.🙏🚩🧡🚩🚩✨🙌 Edited: Thank you so much guys!😌✨
@killmonger106
Жыл бұрын
Le phir 2007 Ajmer Dargah attack 2008 Malegaon blasts were done by a bhagwa terrist
@Yash30183
Жыл бұрын
@@priyanshutiwari3102 terese bola ka2we
@Yash30183
Жыл бұрын
@@priyanshutiwari3102 ola hu uber 📱🚖
@Yash30183
Жыл бұрын
@@priyanshutiwari3102 bullah hu burger 🍔
@vinayakpandey8020
Жыл бұрын
@@priyanshutiwari3102 chal be suar😂
I saw his set live in Chandigarh and I must tell u that he is a killer . Hats off great writing and performance 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@bombersingh5591
Жыл бұрын
Bhai kerla ki nurse kya hai btao
@adityaagarwal636
Жыл бұрын
@@bombersingh5591 bhai 90% saari nurses kerela se hoti hain. Isliye
@anchalgarg2734
Жыл бұрын
@@adityaagarwal636 par kyu
@ayush19923
Жыл бұрын
@@anchalgarg2734 kya kyu? Hoti h to hoti h
@killmonger106
Жыл бұрын
Fact about lindu dharam. They worship penis of Sankar called shiv linga. shiva purana book 4 chapter 12 verse 10-46. Isme likha hai ki shiv ek pure lund mai badal jata hai parvathi ki Marne ke liye read your self for more fun. Bharama apni beti Saraswati ka rape karta hai fir usse sadi bhi karta hai. Ram apni pati ko jhod deta hai kyu ki uss per log characterless hone ka arope lagate hai. Indra ahilya ka dhoke se rape kar deta hai or usse per hajaro Chu.. nikal ati hai. Lindu dharam ki kitabe marval or dc ki comics se bhi jada mazedar hai isme action, romance, suspance, horror, little bit of knowledge, sex, pornography full of entertainment hai. Jay sree rande 🍑🍑🥒🥒💦
Hara hai zor se hi fatega🤣 best bhaii best❤️
@vishnuvikram3931
2 ай бұрын
Uska matlab ?
@soiboi8442
Ай бұрын
@@vishnuvikram3931 Pakistan ko target kare hai loll
@vishnuvikram3931
Ай бұрын
@@soiboi8442 ohhhh 😂😂😂😂
Now I'm curious about his mother. She must somehow be connected to my school. I did this in my school in 1991 and 92, it was an idea a friend of mine and I came up with. My whole school came to know, that it was us in 2016 when we revealed it during our Old Students Association 50th year function. I'm a trainer and a freelance lecturer and I tell all my trainees and students this story. Now they'll think I stole this from this dude 🤷♂️
13:56 REAL BADASS moment
Rathi Hai Rathi Hindu Hai Hum
@aishudhomane1681
Жыл бұрын
Dhruv rathi ko bhaga do 💀
@aimanseraj8855
Жыл бұрын
Chl nikl
@montu8323
Жыл бұрын
Dhruv nahi💀
@lordPankajThakur
Жыл бұрын
@@montu8323 wo hybrid hai German shepherd
@geeteshbanka
Жыл бұрын
@@montu8323 underrated reply
Coming tomorrow in your show man..very excited!!🙂
That child must be traumatised 12:00
14:00 EVERYONE is here for this scene 🙌🏼 🗿Hindu hai 🔥 Sarcasm 📈
@visheshmishramaker2890
Жыл бұрын
Thanks bro💞❤😉👍
@killmonger106
Жыл бұрын
Le fir 2007 Ajmer Dargah attack 2008 Malegaon blasts were done by bhagwa terrist.
@killmonger106
Жыл бұрын
They worship penis of Sankar called shiv linga. shiva purana book 4 chapter 12 verse 10-46. Isme likha hai ki shiv ek pure lund mai badal jata hai parvathi ki Marne ke liye read your self for more fun. Bharama apni beti Saraswati ka rape karta hai fir usse sadi bhi karta hai. Ram apni pati ko jhod deta hai kyu ki uss per log characterless hone ka arope lagate hai. Indra ahilya ka dhoke se rape kar deta hai or usse per hajaro Chu.. nikal ati hai. Lindu dharam ki kitabe marval or dc ki comics se bhi jada mazedar hai isme action, romance, suspance, horror, little bit of knowledge, sex, pornography full of entertainment hai. Jay sree rande 🍑🍑🥒🥒💦
@Abhi-zr1pb
Жыл бұрын
Ha islie hi aaen hai waise main dekhta nahi
@Abhi-zr1pb
Жыл бұрын
@@killmonger106 do attack main hi kailash gai Alga Pakistan main hoga chinta na kar
I’m watching this at 12:30AM and its literally impossible to stop laughing 😂
@beluga8271
Жыл бұрын
it's 12:30am rn 🗿
@akshitakatiyar962
Жыл бұрын
Look here 12:36
@prabhatverma007
Жыл бұрын
@@akshitakatiyar962 ofc i did 😂
@ayush19923
Жыл бұрын
Just completed it and still laughing
@Onefingerguy5878
Жыл бұрын
So I'm not the only one here
I done this in my school after watching it 😂😂 it was a very good expereince😂
I was watching this at 11:30 pm my family is sleeping l can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
@devsucksatlifeee
9 ай бұрын
i am watching at 2:30 am lol
14:05 killed itt!!!!
"agar batti dheere dheere jalegi tu pakda ni jayega" 😹 Indian moms are great
Bro come to Mumbai please.....our boys want to meet you to do some special khatirdaari.....
revenge taken successfully nice bro ❤️❤️❤️❤️ 😂😂😂😂😂
@abhi.1867
Жыл бұрын
kaunsa revenge
@abhi.1867
Жыл бұрын
@@contactmojo2413 kaunsi video me
@Dhruvboii7036
Жыл бұрын
@@abhi.1867 yt par search kar
@anex.4k
Жыл бұрын
@@contactmojo2413 aur usse jail hui thi right?
Mom coming 4hrs late was most laughter ful 😂😂
13:57 no one is harmed 😂
Yash legend bro you can never fails to makes us lau Gh 🤭🤭
14:39 piche se koi bola mummy kitty party me soo gai thi 😂😂
@hariommanjhuindia627
Жыл бұрын
Yes 😅😅😅
You earned my respect bro for life time... 🚩🚩🚩 That's thing need to be viral 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@samwilson3319
Жыл бұрын
Vro the thing got viral🚩🚩
@affanadi129
Жыл бұрын
Gandhi ji ko jo mara vo hindu hi tha vro
@viratchotaliya
Жыл бұрын
@@affanadi129 jisko mara woh hindu nahi tha na....
@UJJWALKumar-qu4fs
Жыл бұрын
@@affanadi129 shahjhan ke baap jahgir ko jel me band karke 😂paani ke 1-1 boond tak tarapane wala aur koi nhi uska beta shahjhan he tha bro
@affanadi129
Жыл бұрын
@@viratchotaliya haan pr mahaan tha gandhi ji
13:50 yehw kan.. bola ya gand 😂😂😂
13:45 - hamara surname raathi h raathi h.. Hindu hain hum... Epic line sirr
13:57 Was the best moment Papa:-- Maam humara surname Rathi hai Hindu hai hum !!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@YadavNilesh921
Жыл бұрын
Mujhe bhi pasand aaya 😂😂
@khelokudosmiles
Жыл бұрын
@@YadavNilesh921 kion bhai
@Chetanrathod00002
Жыл бұрын
Same bhai
@Harsh-mg7zm
Жыл бұрын
Shi mai😂😂
@YadavNilesh921
Жыл бұрын
@@khelokudosmiles kyuki mujhe pasand aaya aur kya
5:40 my ears were crying to hear this from 5 minutes 😭😂
"Bro getting munawar tag" - wise man after that Jesus joke.
@AdarshMsThakur
3 ай бұрын
Where is the video of that Jesus joke?
Sooo funny can't wait for the next video...!! Plss make a new video quickly we all are waiting for you..❤
Applaud for his story telling skills and the way he intrigues the audience !!👏👏👏
@devonshsahu1504
Жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/qGer0LZwnNqTh7w.html
Best part 13:40 😂🔥 "Hum Hindu Hai"...
I watch your video in 2024 and realise that your single line is not getting waste. (😂😅😆😂😅😂)
Bahut sahi h rathi bhai ❤️ love your comedy
13:56 Best part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The line " hum Hindu hai" got me 😂😂😂😂
@pushpgarg4728
Жыл бұрын
Yesterday in dehradun he also said jesus forgot to write ram on chappal thats why he cant walk on water
@AdarshMsThakur
3 ай бұрын
Really brother?... where is the video? @@pushpgarg4728
Bhagvan aisi mummy sabko de 😂
His brain was processing the pain
12:10 Go for the moment 🤣🤣🔥🔥♥♥
At 2:45 He started Trolling SBI. That was so funny and true. 🤣🤣
I see your this live video in Chandigarh you never fail to makes us laugh you are so cute 💜💜💜🥰🥰
8:05 Chad mummy
13:55 that call moments 😂😂😂
@killmonger106
Жыл бұрын
Fact about lindu dharam. They worship penis of Sankar called shiv linga. shiva purana book 4 chapter 12 verse 10-46. Isme likha hai ki shiv ek pure lund mai badal jata hai parvathi ki Marne ke liye read your self for more fun. Bharama apni beti Saraswati ka rape karta hai fir usse sadi bhi karta hai. Ram apni pati ko jhod deta hai kyu ki uss per log characterless hone ka arope lagate hai. Indra ahilya ka dhoke se rape kar deta hai or usse per hajaro Chu.. nikal ati hai. Lindu dharam ki kitabe marval or dc ki comics se bhi jada mazedar hai isme action, romance, suspance, horror, little bit of knowledge, sex, pornography full of entertainment hai. Jay sree rande 🍑🍑🥒🥒💦
@killmonger106
Жыл бұрын
Le fir 2007 Ajmer Dargah attack 2008 Malegaon blasts were done by bhagwa terrist.
@unofficialaditya
Жыл бұрын
@@killmonger106 jali n teri 🤣
@amarjeettudu8618
Жыл бұрын
Hindu's are not terrist 👍👍👍👍. Well true line.
@killmonger106
Жыл бұрын
@@amarjeettudu8618 lol
Yash Rathi.... I was waiting for this masterpiece 😂😂🤣🤣 Masterpiece
somebody to give a competition to munawar, I guess🤡. Respect×100🙏
I didn't laugh for 3 days and after watching this its my 4th day😶🌫️
'Mom coming late to school' part is always soo relatable!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I don't remember her being early even once😂😂😂
13:55 moment i liked the video 😂😂
Badass mom moment 🤣🤣🤣❤️
@all_in_one_2201
8 ай бұрын
😂😂
Always enjoy watching your content 🤟 Keep it up
14:51 At this moment I am literally crying while laughing🤣🤣
Dil jeet liya..." HUM HINDU HAI " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mo_life929
3 ай бұрын
Sachi me Hame b aj pata chala😂
2:43 😂😂 6:43 teesre bachche ho na🥲 I can't exactly highlight the highlights of BANG because the whole thing was madness😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
जय जय श्री राम ।। जय मां सरस्वती ।। हर हर महादेव ।। जय हो ।।
This man right here, is the future of stand up comedy
@kabirchauhan2174
Жыл бұрын
are you comedy me 😂
@deepansh.69
Жыл бұрын
@@kabirchauhan2174 no
@shimmertaneja4999
Жыл бұрын
@@kabirchauhan2174 Aree converted Chauhan bola
@Myavepea
Жыл бұрын
@@kabirchauhan2174 yes
You are amazing Yash 🤣😂
@hr71gaming40
Жыл бұрын
Acha ji 🥰
@Ritesh_Yadav1
Жыл бұрын
Ladki ka name dekhte hi comment like kr diya harami ne 🤨
Humare school mein it was vicks and ice cube 😂😂😂
7:49 Mummy Ne Kiya Hai Kam To Badiya 😂❤
That was amazing, I'm visualising all the scenarios and this is the proof of your talent. You're a great story teller and comedian.
12:42 yash: mummy soo gyi thi audience: kitti party me #salute
Man your mother is a legend 🤣
As a muslim i do take it as a joke but some hindus are just over hyping it lmao💀
@SEVAGOTH141
8 күн бұрын
You are the real Muslim plz come to Hindu daram
@lynx8888
7 күн бұрын
@@SEVAGOTH141 hinduism is nothing but blind believe
@jaydeepgaming7168
2 күн бұрын
Gand jali kya 💀⚠️
that surname and hara vala hai fatega just lit man great sense of humour😂😂😂😂😂😂
@_reesee_
Жыл бұрын
Hara vaala hai fatega hi kya MATLAB , ye bhi Bata de phir
@rahulgupta9975
Жыл бұрын
@@_reesee_ You didn't get it?
@_reesee_
Жыл бұрын
@@rahulgupta9975 he meant grenade ryt?
@ayush19923
Жыл бұрын
@@_reesee_ Hara colour symbolises muslims and islam
@_reesee_
Жыл бұрын
@@ayush19923 ok 🙂
12:13 is the funniest controversy
I'm watching this video at 2.01 am and literally it's too hard to laughing.. 😅
Bro Inserted some Great dark jokes. Loved the Standup 🔥🔥
@reehanrao9486
Жыл бұрын
What was the green colour joke I didn't get it
@ParthPatel-vn7ph
Жыл бұрын
@@reehanrao9486 sach mein nahi samje
@simpy2965
Жыл бұрын
Please explain
@krizhna_23
Жыл бұрын
@@reehanrao9486 Pakistan (relating terrorism)
@notyash3007
Жыл бұрын
@@reehanrao9486 Pakistani Flag Green colour ka hota hai na to Pakistan ko target kiya tha related to Bomb blasts and Terrorism there.
11:45 best part 😂😂😂😂
Mission ❌ Maksad✅
Bhai safe comedian hai..... khana khaate huye bhi dekh sakte ho isko
Best line was "humara surname RATHI hai...RATHI... HINDU H HUM" 🔥🤣😀👌
11:32 kyuuuu????? 😂
@Itz_My_Art_
Жыл бұрын
Kyuuu 😂😂
Hamare school k passs dawai k naam pe sirfff pudina Hara h 😂
his mother has my respect
13:45 epic 😂
Proud to see someone from my school also have great career 😂😂😂 proud kiitians 👍🏻💪🏻 great work Yash bhai
@_.Vickypedia._
Жыл бұрын
Was he a student of KIIT?
@AYUSHSINGH-bd4dh
Жыл бұрын
@@_.Vickypedia._ Yes
@AYUSHSINGH-bd4dh
Жыл бұрын
@Peter Parker no bro I'm still a student of KIIT (11 class) but I know that Yash rathi has been a student of my school
@ayzu7670
Жыл бұрын
Prakash sir hai abhi bhi tumhare yahan😂😂
@techmrgaming7485
Жыл бұрын
@@ayzu7670 aur abhi tak chemistry padha rahe hai? 😂🤣
13:51 HERE IS THAT MOMENT😂❤
I was the first girl to blow a craker in school 2 years back Class 9th mein aur pataka bhi sutli vip And I didn't get caught Mummy ko bataya toh she was laughing and saying bas yehi kaand krh Gaya tha sunne ko😂😂😂
"Are bhai ham Hindu hein" this line hit hard bro much respect 🚩🚩
@my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now
Жыл бұрын
Naam ex muslim rakh 🤣 mullo ki jalegi
@zamstories9019
Жыл бұрын
💩
@neetaspirantmanojkumar3315
Жыл бұрын
Keeda Gandgi me hi baith ta hai
@pushpgarg4728
Жыл бұрын
Yesterday in dehradun he also said jesus forgot to write ram on chappal thats why he cant walk on water
@arbazahmad2501
Жыл бұрын
"Chappal ma ram ni likha tha" this line hit you harder....now give him more respect🙌🏻
Well being from the same school, I can totally relate with the content. The script and flow was amazing. Made me recall the senior days when I did a similar thing during the festive time. Great going Yash!! 😄😄🥳🥳
@zucc2802
Жыл бұрын
school ka poora naam batao yaar
@kantoumanjigang
Жыл бұрын
@@zucc2802 DAV Public School Dholakpur
@disha4871
Жыл бұрын
@@kantoumanjigang 😂😂dholakpur lolzz 😂😂
@mrvillain7079
Жыл бұрын
@@kantoumanjigang chota bheem ka gaon🤣
@ranjotrakkar6663
Жыл бұрын
@@disha4871 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crazy to see ppl appreciating just for the line "hum hindu hai" and not for the whole video🤌💛✨️
haha great video bhai!
14:00😈 masculine urge to say truth 🗿💥
@nupurdave4606
5 ай бұрын
The HINDU urge to say that
Ye hai asli comedian ..... Hara bomb 😂🚩 ..... Rathee hindu best lines broo ....
@killmonger106
Жыл бұрын
Le fir 2007 Ajmer Dargah attack 2008 Malegaon blasts were done by bhagwa terrist
@killmonger106
Жыл бұрын
Fact about lindu dharam. They worship penis of Sankar called shiv linga. shiva purana book 4 chapter 12 verse 10-46. Isme likha hai ki shiv ek pure lund mai badal jata hai parvathi ki Marne ke liye read your self for more fun. Bharama apni beti Saraswati ka rape karta hai fir usse sadi bhi karta hai. Ram apni pati ko jhod deta hai kyu ki uss per log characterless hone ka arope lagate hai. Indra ahilya ka dhoke se rape kar deta hai or usse per hajaro Chu.. nikal ati hai. Lindu dharam ki kitabe marval or dc ki comics se bhi jada mazedar hai isme action, romance, suspance, horror, little bit of knowledge, sex, pornography full of entertainment hai. Jay sree rande 🍑🍑🥒🥒💦
@Realkrishnabhakt
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@@killmonger106 terrorist spelling is wrong 😁😁😄😁😅😅😅😅😅
@killmonger106
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@@Realkrishnabhakt vo chhod ye bata tere kitne baap hai.
@killmonger106
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@Violater per baap toh panch hote hai na. 😂😂🍌🍌
Yash bhai head's off u bro u are videos too good bro meri life ke sab kuch stress bhul jata hu jaab bhi mai apka videos dekh ta hu love u bro I see u are videos repeat big fan of u bro ❤️🙏🏻😊
Rathi hai Rathi, Faruqee nhi 🤣
13:50 that Hindu hai😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 Jai shree ram🔥🔥✨✨
Bhai tera video dekneke baad humne school me 4 bomb fode...aaj tak koi pakad nahi paya... thanks for motivation
and the best actor award goes to ....... yash rathi's mom
8:10 joke on agarabatti....bruh this was the part of skylord's story time video...im really missing him .....RIP ABHIYUDAY MISHRA AKA SKYLORD
@Jojok989
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Haa bhai !
@akshaysaren2518
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Same soch hoo sakta haa . copied nehi haa
@UG7883
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Ye agarbatti wala kand sabse jyada commen he apne ne bhi kiya he per skylord ka naam sun kar aaj phir aanshu a gye
I was kinda in a tired mood after studying then I see this masterpeice 🤣🤣
Bhai kya great mummy hai
Hamare to washroom me bhi camera hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That part got tagged in everyone's story where the father says "Hum Hindu hai" people tag him as sanatani ladka 😳😂😂😂💓💓 Killin it bro 💓
@Vishal-yf5yc
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Ekdum kattar Sanatani 🚩🚩
14:42 koi booll raha tha 😂 Yash Ki Mammi Kitty Party mei soo gayi thi 😂😂😂