schlatt acting straight for so long should be given an award

@ItzWonkyYt

Жыл бұрын

I was the 500th person to like this legendary comment

@drowned2204

Жыл бұрын

@@ItzWonkyYt no

@paradox6331

Жыл бұрын

"oscar"

@ItzWonkyYt

Жыл бұрын

@@paradox6331 lock your doors tonight

@ItzWonkyYt

Жыл бұрын

@@JMoney_TheGangster shut or nub

one of these days Schlatt will come out and half of his fans will be super confused and rattled and the other half will go ''i thought he did that already, no surprises here''

@Milk-ck1wv

Жыл бұрын

Some will think he was just kidding the entire times

@incognitoman3656

Жыл бұрын

He’s not trying to hide it he IS gay prove otherwise

@tidyyyy

10 ай бұрын

​@@Milk-ck1wv"the straightest men act the gayest" -sun tzu, the art of gay

@jack751

9 ай бұрын

@@incognitoman3656 he's clearly joking 🚶‍♂

@cesartenorio1486

9 ай бұрын

​@@jack751wdym

Schlatt’s sexual orientation falls under strategic ambiguity.

@no-rq8dh

Жыл бұрын

Isn’t that just queer-baiting👁️🫦👁️

@WhiteWolf-lm7gj

Жыл бұрын

@@no-rq8dh No, it's getting that bank

@no-rq8dh

Жыл бұрын

@@WhiteWolf-lm7gj pretending to be queer to make money is queer-baiting tho🫵🏼🤥

@begurb

Жыл бұрын

😂❤

@pissapocalypse

Жыл бұрын

​@@no-rq8dh No, queer baiting is when you have two pixels of women holding hands for half a second in the background of your movie so you can say you included a gay couple lol

james typing /leave and /exit actually had me on the floor.

@HellspawnAirsoft

Жыл бұрын

he should've done that in the chat earlier

impressive how he managed to be gay for 1 less minute

@wariogamer69

Жыл бұрын

How he manages to act straight

@webbyflippydippy

Жыл бұрын

how the fuck are you everywhere i go, get out of my head aradia pfp

Schlatt has kissed more men than I've kissed women Edit: I love all the comments saying it's not hard to beat zero

@JaxonGrijalva

Жыл бұрын

Eh, who hasn't?

@BordakFamily

Жыл бұрын

/j Yeah, because you cant get women.

@Keihakku

Жыл бұрын

Same (im a lesbian)

@obiwancannoli1920

Жыл бұрын

​​​@@Keihakku no way you're pyrocynical

@Keihakku

Жыл бұрын

@@obiwancannoli1920 ikr 😓

I feel like he’s either the person most comfortable with his sexuality on the planet, or he’s “closeted”, except the door to the closet is open and everyone can see him in there

@kavik6722

7 ай бұрын

That's actually a great way to put it

@JackFKennedy1987

Күн бұрын

Or the door is glass and we’re all birds so he knows there’s a door but we can’t

jschlatt is a genius for fitting "gay" and "straight" in the same title

@lunais_silverwing

Жыл бұрын

I have a feeling that when he says "I'm so comfortable with my sexuality" its cause hes either bi/pan so he srsly doesnt give a damn what others think at this point, or he's ace, and mocking us all. Either way, its absolute gold. And if I'm wrong, then so be it, he played me like a cheap fiddle, but the music was grand.

@0rbeez

Жыл бұрын

@@lunais_silverwing I’m ABSOLUTELY stealing the phrase “he played me like a fiddle, but the music was good”

@lunais_silverwing

Жыл бұрын

@@0rbeez "grand" My dear, if you are quoting

@oc1208

11 ай бұрын

@@lunais_silverwing I acted or said gay things with my friends and male cousins as a joke because I was comfortable with my sexuality (straightness) and so were they, so schlatt is likely doing the same thing.

@ArentTheyHappy

7 ай бұрын

For fitting "gay" and "homophobic"

he absolutely shlays

@hanzmiedel8342

Жыл бұрын

Hello comrade

@thenerfkid9228

Жыл бұрын

You mean schlays right

@todoroni1065

10 ай бұрын

underrated comment

@fartpantsmcdingle

4 ай бұрын

gayschaltt

dude. this guy is so strategic. people relate to him weather they're gay or straight or anything in between. like he is just so insanely good at his job.

i feel like this is a prelude to him coming out

@elliot_rat

Жыл бұрын

i get the feeling schlatt is as out as he can be

@realcupojoe

Жыл бұрын

Bro busted the closet door down with power and precision

@foreverd4nk796

Жыл бұрын

More like qualude

@S_K_24

Жыл бұрын

Impossible

@loganvanderholt9435

Жыл бұрын

This IS him coming out lol

"Schlatt" being gay is so good that Schlagg felt compelled to reupload this fine piece yet again

@misstra_knowitall

Жыл бұрын

yeah 👍 (schlatatatatata oooaaa)

@shadier8739

Жыл бұрын

its shorter maybe they removed a clip

@bido64

Жыл бұрын

okay it's the 3rd time today i've seen you wtf bro's the next justin y

@shadier8739

Жыл бұрын

@@bido64 h

@misstra_knowitall

Жыл бұрын

@@bido64 it's usually some seeking attention by commenting everywhere lol

I love how Schlatt's whole brand surrounds his inability to be serious. Everything he says can, and often is interpreted as a joke. We never know when Schlatt is stating a genuine opinion, or if he's being the big man. This's the same man that has his pinned tweet as "I like men", and we STILL dunno if he genuinely likes men

@is2xaccc

5 ай бұрын

THIS IS SO TRUE LMAO

slagg doesn't struggle with gay thoughts he's actually quite good at it.

schlatt: "can i catch a single break?" also schlatt: kisses the homies (dont worry, its not gay if its with the homies)

@Noa_wrihihi

Жыл бұрын

This guy gets it

So he is gay for 13 minutes straight or he is straight for 13 minutes gay?

@portugeese_man_o_war

Жыл бұрын

Every 13 minutes it changes

@TRWhyped-

8 ай бұрын

life cycle@@portugeese_man_o_war

This is the perfect video to watch while feeling submissive and breedable

@violentsponge2657

Жыл бұрын

I watch this video a lot for that very reason!

@LtCdrXander

Жыл бұрын

I don't need to watch the video to feel that way. That's just how submissive and breedable I am. If women were the ones with the schlongs, then you already know I would be suckin' em all night long. It's not gay. It's just business.

@capperbuns

Жыл бұрын

Would.

@alexandredasilvavilasboasrosas

Жыл бұрын

i hate when kids say that. like bro go do your homework it needs to be submitted and readable

@violentsponge2657

Жыл бұрын

@@alexandredasilvavilasboasrosas If i had a dime for every time i read that i would have a house right now. Let people have fun its a silly fun Phrase

Mf is either the most confident straight man on the planet or a truly gay icon (or just an average Bisexual)

@Seniorjohnson

Жыл бұрын

or just a comedian

@ambivertbadger3562

Жыл бұрын

All of them

@RamsteinPoplaski

Жыл бұрын

Doing it for the lols that's what

@fart63

Жыл бұрын

All of the above

@NotUrSebbi

10 ай бұрын

My man just doesn't give a shit, but I'll love him no matter what.

Thank you Jschlatt for introducing me to men, I'll never go back

So do we all agree that schlatt should be the face of pride month?

@the404error7

Жыл бұрын

Well, Pride month is just an excuse for capitalists to make money from the LGBT so it's fitting.

@udvun116

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@spiritbx1337

Жыл бұрын

I mean, as the inventor of gay people he should at least get an honorable mention or something.

@areyoulostbabygorl231

Жыл бұрын

he already is

@smelllyratguy

Жыл бұрын

yes

This is a real inclusion moment. Thanks Jebediah Schlagg

Schlatt the first guy to have Schrodinger's Sexuality Syndrome. He is both gay and straight until the joke is observed

It's funnier now that we know schlatt owns this channel 😂 Edit: (yes have commented this before)

@Confused_Savior

Жыл бұрын

Eyyy, it's you again from the last video

@flareflames

Жыл бұрын

Yeah i thought this was a fan channel, howd you know he owns it? /gq

@monikafiori

Жыл бұрын

@@nanajade. well, he posted original videos here and called the viewers 'shlagheads' and he talked at one of his podcasts (probably chuckle sandwich, he has to respect his word quota on sleep deprived) about struggling with monetization of this channel lol

@OnlySushiCat

Жыл бұрын

​@@nanajade. he owns it but someone uploads for him, I think he explained in a podcast

Schlatt: "Being gay for 13 minutes straight" Evil Schlatt: "Being straight for 13 minutes gay"

My friend saw him in public "eating human food" in a restaurant and said it was the most terrifying experience. He took a picture and I agree. I never got so uncomfortable from a picture of a humanoid creature drinking water.

I never thought I’d see a three way with Shlatt, Ludwig and Ethan.

@animaysons728

Жыл бұрын

Which video is that from? I can’t remember and it’s bugging me lmao

@pibblepott

Жыл бұрын

It’s Austin I thought but maybe I’m dumb

so good of a video it needed to be posted twice

@danylfilatov

Жыл бұрын

Thank god I'm not the only one, i thought I was tripping

Guys, I'm starting to think it's not a joke anymore

Knowing that Schlatt put this together himself makes it so much better.

I want to take schlatt to my favorite drag bar. Bet one of the queens would take him home😂

@Keegan.999

Жыл бұрын

Nahhhh U trippin

@lunais_silverwing

Жыл бұрын

@@Keegan.999 it'd be funny tho

Can’t wait to watch this for the first time

clickbait. Those 13 minutes were NOT straight

@Aiecist

2 ай бұрын

HAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

@carloscatindig9511

4 күн бұрын

Underrated ahh comment man

0:06 missed opportunity to put "13 minutes gay" instead of "13 Minutes straight"

5:01 WHATTT

For a straight guy, he sure knows how to like men!

8:13 id if they saw the part in the video but schlatt was totally right about lucas lmao, he went off

@BewilderedCitrus

6 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment! Like, dude was 100% on point with that just off one look

You know I would be LESS surprised if Schlatt actually liked men than if he didn’t

glad to know schlatt is both paying for and making money on this content

5:45 me and my friend did this once except she was bi and I'm a lesbian but we would swerve at the last minute and whisper yell in the other's ear "RIZZ" and all of our friends just got so annoyed and kept going "bro honestly just kiss already" except we kept swerving until we accidentally didn't and it was so funny😭

@explosivetolgagunpowder

5 күн бұрын

sure it would

1:52 i wanna be able to do that with my friends 😭 they aint cool like that

@bodaciousfallacious275

Жыл бұрын

Fr I have a straight friend who goes in for the smooch with anyone if you stare at him for just a second too long 💀

@fart63

Жыл бұрын

@@bodaciousfallacious275 bro is down horrendous

The fact that this was posted by schlatt actually is just- He knows he’s gay at this point-

@RoundedPotato

Жыл бұрын

Ermn

10:17 - what did the table do to deserve that?😂

I see absolutely no difference between normal schlatt and this.

He is a true Bi icon! The face of the community I’ll say

They call him gay, he swears he's straight, we all really know what he is: the truest Bi-con of all, a pillar of the community 💙💜

There's so many of these clips that i'm not even sure it's just a joke anymore.

0:52 the face of a lier

@user-qwerty267

Ай бұрын

Liar

8:27, Lucas was never the same after that day

I've been waiting for this video for so long

i just watched another one from this hours ago and now i see this, excellent

it's funny knowing this channel actually belongs to the big guy himself

What a good day to be a Schlagghead

Phone died so I went back to rewatch and it wasn’t there. Glad to see the reupload, thought I was crazy for an hour

OH GOD THIS LOOKS GORGEOUS

0:36 I actually did that one time when I was younger, but then my mom spanked me and I was like "nope, never again"

1:51 that is actually flabbergasting. that had me bamboozled and shocked

I love that I watched the video like 2 minutes after It came out, and KZread notified me about it 20 mins later😮‍💨

can't wait for "Schlatt Being Straight for 13 Minutes Gay"

why does no one talk about the time he recorded himself using a bidet 💀

@dusk.8914

10 ай бұрын

Wait is there a link?

@FriendlySerial

10 ай бұрын

@@dusk.8914 kzread.info/dash/bejne/lXyj25Jyfa6tepc.htmlsi=z1Z4tK3iEp-rDhy- my friend

i never get tired of Schlatt being gay

I’d definitely go out with schlatt he is funny as hell, is really cute, and I bet he is a total freak

I live on a University campus in Jamaica and when i tell you i'm so glad i put earphones in before playing this video.

3:42: the fact that i recognize that gif...

10:47 Okay but dawg what is that Shaq pillow

Mom can we get dementia? No son we have dementia at home No son we have dementia at home No son we... Dementia at home:

Great, that thumbnail is gonna give me nightmares. Thanks man :)

How were you able to narrow this down into only 13 minutes?

4:22 I remember this clip differently and way better

8:48 Nah, Michigan may be experiencing a heat wave but this guy is in Harlem, and I'm pretty sure it's the reason for the heat wave

@CHILLIN2540

Жыл бұрын

But yeah what's the link

So glad Schlatt is coming out

this video could be more than an hour long tbh

Jschlatt’s content is like if Seinfeld was actually funny

he’s just gonna casually turn up with a boyfriend one day and when people are evidently confused he’s just gonna be like. was it not obvious? i didn’t think i was going to actually have to say it.

Made my day lamo i laughted too much:')

schlatt should sprinkle some clips from the sdp gaming vids in these comps

I love you schlagg

i’m waiting for one of these compilations to include the videos he did with milomumbles

Only OGs know this is a reupload.

Bro was sweating on the last question 😂😂

Sure. 13 minutes "straight "

it's gotten to that point where I can't tell for the life of me if jschlatt is actually gay/bi/whatever or if it's a joke, but I'm all for it

I thought this was a fanmade compilation and then i look and see that it's one of schlatt's official channels

13:24 you know he said it like that because he WANTED it to say it was a lie, he needs to continue the joke to milk it for content

13 Minutes STRAIGHT?!

shlatt a legend for being straight

I was the most homophobic man alive untill is saw schlatt 🥵😩

@earflapphat

Жыл бұрын

fr

@EjDjhahahahaaa

Жыл бұрын

😫😫😫😫😫😫

@Rott4n

Жыл бұрын

real

@pissapocalypse

Жыл бұрын

"I quickly became -homophobic- G💀Y"

@sadlaosnoises6616

Жыл бұрын

He came to cleanse you of your sins.

it really took "schlagg" a lot of training from the "events of '99" to dodge that lie detector

There aint no way he's being gay for 13 minutes "straight".

we love a bi king 👑

My gaydar is picking something up

schlatg having beef with kids is hilarious

nah why is 2:04 the most watched part

Schlatt’s gonna lose his mind when he discovers Pedro Pascal exists

Schlibble

7:00 that G4 stream was legendary.

10:58 tf happening in the bottom left cubby

im not even going to be surprised if schlatt comes out of the closet all of a sudden

I have the same feelings when I see this guy. Btw there's a German glass producer company also called Schlatt

THAT KISS BROO WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

13 minutes more like 23 years.