I love the script today. “If you’re offended you should examine your life choices” brilliant

@snoox27

2 жыл бұрын

People should apply that logic to everything.

@ziggygunz2447

2 жыл бұрын

Amen sherolled27 if more people did that maybe the internet would be more fun and less virtue signally

@eloquentwizard7492

2 жыл бұрын

He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool because he has succumbed to the will of his adversary.

@dplck8872

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@pr0xZen

Жыл бұрын

Offense is taken, not given.

Thank you for embracing the fact that this won't get monetised and just going with it. Excellent video.

@ziggygunz2447

2 жыл бұрын

I sometimes wonder how much great content we miss out on because of the fear of monetization. I wish more creators would cover the unmonetizable content from time to time but just super low effort like a couple pics zooming in and out and their audio track telling the story.

@decodingtheunknown2373

2 жыл бұрын

SOMEHOW THIS IS MONETISED. KZread MYSTEFIES ME.

@stephanielyn530

2 жыл бұрын

@@decodingtheunknown2373 Perhaps you have a secret fan in the company who just KNOWS your humor at this point. I mean, you have a dozen channels, there's no way they don't know about you

@darkskyinwinter

2 жыл бұрын

@@stephanielyn530 No I'm just pretty sure the AI is redpilled at this point. *And still thinks Simon is promoting Nazi ideology.

@adrianwarner8686

2 жыл бұрын

@@decodingtheunknown2373 Glad to hear it 👍

Props to the edit. Attention was paid...appreciation is given.

The naming convention of the Island is consistent with German war time naming conventions of the time. They tended to name projects in misleading ways to try and confuse their enemies to what is actually happening. The Ratte tank was named such to make the Allieds think it would be small tank. The concept in fact was so large that the thing would have been fitted with ship mounted guns. So the treasure digger name for a weather station seems to fit.

@debbylou5729

4 ай бұрын

They were completely unaware of how anyone in the US thinks. A ‘ratt tank’ would immediately make me think of a large dirty machine, piloted by untrustworthy people…aka ‘you dirty rat’

@TheKulu42

2 ай бұрын

Good observation. The Germans named their Battle of the Bulge winter offense "Watch on the Rhine" to make Allied eavesdroppers think it was a defensive operation.

Jen you’ve 109% made the video much funnier, this type of editing feels right for Simon, love your work to the whole team

I can't stop laughing at Simon's face being super imposed on airplanes and Hitler. JEN! You're a legend!!

@fredblonder7850

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like Clutch Cargo: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJZ225KMabLdetY.html

@keyholes

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, the editing made me laugh so hard - fantastic job Jen!

@decodingtheunknown2373

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, but credit to Aspen for this one :)

@keyholes

2 жыл бұрын

@@decodingtheunknown2373 Ah well fantastic job Aspen!

@MistahBryan

2 жыл бұрын

That did make me laugh quite a bit! Thanks Aspen!

Forget the story. I love the tangents Simon gets off to. We need more Simon Tangents!

Having been watching Simon Whistler channels for years, and only recently finding this channel, I adore how genuinely unhinged Simon is off script, it’s like finding out your teacher smokes weed.

I love when Simon realises he’s been demonetised he just says whatever he wants!

@Gamertrix117

Жыл бұрын

There are adverts though

@MaverickBlue42

Жыл бұрын

@@Gamertrix117 I'm still stuck at the bit where he said he has a wife....

@podulox

Жыл бұрын

!! I was just thinking this Vid is just words one after another with video to go with it...

@JimBob-vb8oz

Жыл бұрын

@@MaverickBlue42 Well he has a daughter so did you think that was immaculate conception?

@mr.yellowstrat3352

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't pay for this if it wasn't "free" on KZread. It's just a guy reading a mediocre script and riffing on it. Non-educational and just a comedic read through of mainstream narratives. It's not quality content, just mediocre entertainment

Jen was absolutely on point for this episode. The editing couldn't have been more perfect.

@isabellrose

2 жыл бұрын

Four little cups 😆 👮‍♂️

@decodingtheunknown2373

2 жыл бұрын

Aspen edited this video :). I'm sure he appreciates the kind words though :)

@route2070

2 жыл бұрын

It wasmonetized, give Aspen a raise, cause this was great! That said tell Jen if she wants to use some of these ideas, great! If not she does some great edits, so I'm good with either.

I think the name Schatzgräber was fitting for a weatherstation. The weather data was valueable information, so it was a treasure and to have to live in the Arctic to get it.. I guess they had to dig much snow away to built and maintain it :D

Great video as always Simon, but you must agree that answering your own question of "haven't heard of Alexandra land?" with "I feel that I have because I do have a geography channel" has got to be the most low-key über nerd response, ever. The rising of the pride in your voice at the same time as the deflation of your ego was spot on.

Now, I watch most of your other channels where you talk about not knowing star trek, not liking star wars and lord of the rings etc....but you liking Stargate has redeemed that! Very few people know what an underrated, amazing show SG1 was...I knew you were my favorite youtuber for a reason!

@furiouskaiser9914

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@LoJo

2 жыл бұрын

(He probably doesn't know it was a movie first. 😆)

@aste4949

2 жыл бұрын

Hey now, he has voiced his love for Star Trek many times across his channels! ...But now I am wondering what he thinks of Star Wars because he hardly ever mentions it.

@The_Blazement

Жыл бұрын

@@aste4949 he said in a Brain Blaze video that he only watched the original Star Wars movie, when he was in his teens or as a young adult or something idk

@meridien52681

Жыл бұрын

@@LoJo It wasn't. It was a TV show first, then a movie.

Remember when Strava fitness tracker showed a heat map of global user activity and accidentally provided the location of the secret Antarctic military base…..Antarctica is a rabbit hole of sus stuff…

@baronvonlimbourgh1716

2 жыл бұрын

Really. Thats awesome lol

@LoneStarCarper

2 жыл бұрын

@@baronvonlimbourgh1716 yeah go check it out big C shaped underground base in Antarctica…

@Error_404-F.cks_Not_Found

2 жыл бұрын

Same thing happened in like Northern Africa / Middle East if I'm not mistaken . Not sure if it was the same exact tracker software but it was one of them .

@guy_autordie

Жыл бұрын

@@Error_404-F.cks_Not_Found it was the same.

@pompelmostique

Жыл бұрын

"Sus stuff", eh? Sounds very specific and well researched. 😂

Love your approach to the sick and weird world of war

Margarine was useful for feeding troops. Whale oil was also very commonly used as a fuel and lighting source.

I read the title as "Shats Grabber", and I can't stop laughing!🤣 Edit: Please keep superimposing Simon's face onto paintings and photos. Absolutely brilliant!

@lindseyharalson490

2 жыл бұрын

😂thank you for pointing it out

@SkunkApe407

2 жыл бұрын

@@lindseyharalson490 always glad to share my personal brand of crazy!

@OneEyedWheeler

Жыл бұрын

Grow up! Actually, no, don't because that's actually quite funny :D

@SkunkApe407

Жыл бұрын

@@OneEyedWheeler lol, I'm 40. I think it's too late for that "growing up" nonsense. Sounds dull and painful anyway.

@OneEyedWheeler

Жыл бұрын

@@SkunkApe407 Haha we're of the same age and era, it was a great year!

We can always count on Simon's mockery of the Nazis being on point and nothing less than scathing 😂

@decodingtheunknown2373

2 жыл бұрын

Easy target.

@GuntherRommel

2 жыл бұрын

@@decodingtheunknown2373 and yet, still deserving of it.

@InquisMalleus

2 жыл бұрын

@@decodingtheunknown2373 one thing pretty much ever agrees on: f*** the Nazis. I always love your detours hating on Nazis, and Katy's commentary on it is equally awesome. Good job crew!

@SkunkApe407

2 жыл бұрын

@@InquisMalleus Craig Ferguson has a bit about this. He says that the Reich and Canadians are a comic's best source material. Canadians because they can take a joke and are just happy to be included. Nazis because, well, f*ck the Nazis!

@prjndigo

2 жыл бұрын

You should see me go after Israel

Simon, I’m a bit surprised that you didn’t know that whale oil was the precursor and substitute for petroleum oil, Germans may have used it for margariune, but they probably used it as a petroleum substitute during the war. Germany did not have much in the way of oil deposites, so running out was a constant worry. They did have allies in the middle east that they could buy it from, but without a direct pipeline and with Allied warships patrolling the seas, it wasn’t easy to supply Germany’s wartime needs.

@CalvinsWorldNews

11 ай бұрын

Curiously, the oil from the sperm whale was also a vital ingredient in early atomic bombs. If you imagine how they work, you have a slug of uranium being explosively driven into a ring of another (to create a single atomic mass) and for whatever reason, sperm whale oil was the oil that worked best at lubricating that cannon system and was least susceptible to burning off or whatever

I came here for the history and information. I stayed for the sarcasm! Very entertaining, monetized or not.

The edits in this video are absolutely top-notch!

@joeyr7294

2 жыл бұрын

The Simon's face over the pictures is absolutely hilarious 😂

@11:48 Fun fact, there's actually an episode where SG-1 encounters a world that is ruled by, for all intents and purposes, Nazis. When they find out, they straight up bring the regime down. Fantastic episode.

@jordanclark4635

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, isn’t Stargate itself a parody of fascism? Edit: or am I thinking of another sci fi property? Edit number 2: starship troopers was the one lol, after Star Wars and Star Trek, it starts to meld a bit into one lol

@donsandsii4642

2 жыл бұрын

Star Trek also visit a Nazi run planet. An earthling introduced it to the planet

@baronvonlimbourgh1716

2 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that part of the new star trek series as well. With the old dude from the next generation.

@baronvonlimbourgh1716

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordanclark4635 all verhoeven films are fascist parodies. He had kind of a fetish for that lol.

@jordanclark4635

2 жыл бұрын

@@baronvonlimbourgh1716 never watched it, can’t lie, or any of that guys films, to my knowledge

+1 for the writer for filling the script with words that Simon is pretty much guaranteed to murder - even ones that he SHOULD know how to pronounce! Excellent stuff!

I’ll tell you the truth: hitler was invited by the vrill society to Antarctica , the vrill gave hitler new ufo tech and other exotic technology.

@kylefraser6845

10 күн бұрын

Dust??? Nicely done

One suggestion I have for a topic that would be interesting to see covered in Decoding The Unknown is the alleged phenomenon of Spontaneous Human Combustion where supposedly, someone bursts into flames without any obvious external ignition source. It seems like a perfect, pseudoscientific, yet reasonably well known phenomenon in pop culture, topic for Simon and his writers to cover on Decoding The Unknown.

@miketobias1821

2 жыл бұрын

I would watch that. 👍👍

@CashelOConnolly

2 жыл бұрын

But human combustion has been explained

@atlanciaza

2 жыл бұрын

No mystery there mate, thanks to smoke alarms this has significantly reduced because people can't smoke so much indoors anymore and end up falling asleep with a lit cigarette, as reduced propensity on cigarettes too. The whole spontaneous combustion thing was just covered up by the cigarette cartel. I'd recommend you watch @knowingbetter video on the cigarette industry, it's mind blowing how they pissed on the world and didn't even have the courtesy of calling it rain. 😅

@nicholeayt509

2 жыл бұрын

I would watch this too. Even if explained it could be a fun script

@erraticonteuse

2 жыл бұрын

@@atlanciaza KB's video was great, but it doesn't cover Spontaneous Human Combustion. Joe Scott/Answers with Joe did a great one, though.

Ideas for decoding the unknown... 1. Ivanov's ape men (cold war shenanigans) 2. Der Glocker (nazi shenanigans, favorite ghost story) 3. The Dab Tsog (inspired Freddy Kreuger) 4. Wendigo psychosis (and other cryptid related psychosis, there's also werewolfism and fox possession) 5. The only case of suicide by radiation poisoning (Kyle Hill did a more serious version of this one as part of his "Halflife Histories" segment, which I highly reccomend) 6. The cult that tried to rig a small town election... with botulism. 7. Tracing HIV (and proving once and for all it wasn't made by the CIA). 8. Bizzare burial rituals intended to keep the dead in their graves... Ideas for Into the Shadows... 1. The Brain Eating Amoeba 2. That time a bunch of scavengers trailed radioactive cesium all over their freakin town... 3. The cult that tried to rig a small town election... with botulism. 4. 5 Bizzare cancers (the man who caught it from a patient, the thousands of years old dog tumor that spreads from pooch to pooch, the zombie tumor that reanimated, the tapeworm tumor and i'm forgetting one, so surprise me) 5. The strange case of henrietta lacks 6. the syphalis experiment 7. Phase changing bacteria (staph, cholera and siphalis are likely examples) and other bizzare microbial mutations. Please excuse the number of into the shadows ideas, I prefer dark shit to strange shit but I find you shitting on conspiracy theories to be oddly satisfying shit. Also cussy cusswords are cussy.

@billysgeo

Жыл бұрын

Do it

@Mawyman2316

Жыл бұрын

If number 5 is the SL2 that wasn’t a suicide or at least it’s never been proven

@trigirl48

Жыл бұрын

@@Mawyman2316 SL-1 but yeah, not proven if it actually was suicide or not.

@trigirl48

Жыл бұрын

The Cesium thing sounds like what happened in Goiânia, also a video in Half Life Histories. Would love to see other people talk about it though.

@renzaluski1385

Жыл бұрын

Please remove #4 for Decoding the Unknown. You really aren't supposed to talk about it.

I love when he proven wrong within 3 minutes lol.. "probably never existed" then 30 secs later reads that there was one lol.. The way he dismisses stuff immediately only because he never heard of it before or doesn't believe ruins the episodes every time for me

This is the first time I’ve seen your videos and I love them… im gonna try and watch more 🎉

Fun Fact. The 45th Infantry Division in the US Army (national guard unit whose lineage continues as the 45th Infantry Brigade of thr Oklahoma National Guard) had a yellow swastika on a red diamond as its unit patch up until 1939. The swastika is/was a native America symbol in various Native American cultures. After the rise of the nazi party the 45th changed their patch to a yellow thunderbird on a red diamond to keep the units ties to Native culture and several units in the 45th Infantry use Native languages for their mottos as opposed to Latin, French, or English in most units. Bonus facts some of the oldest National Guard Armories in Oklahoma that predate WW2 and the 45th Infantry Museum in Oklahoma City still display the swastika patch along side the Thunderbird patch. They do this to counter the nazi perversion and co-opting of a peaceful symbol import to several cultures in the United Statea and around the world.

@itsapittie

2 жыл бұрын

It was widely used in places like Oklahoma with strong Native American roots. There's a restaurant in Miami, Oklahoma in a very old hotel which has swastikas in the tile of the entryway. There's also a saddle in the collection of the J. M. Davis Gun Museum in Claremore, Oklahoma which was locally made around 1900 and is decorated with swastikas. It's unfortunate that the Nazis irredeemably contaminated such an ancient symbol of good luck and prosperity.

@owenshebbeare2999

2 жыл бұрын

The Swastika is unusual, given it was important to many cultures over the centuries, even cultures with no known connections, and was universally positive until the Nazis co-opted it.

@viracocha03

2 жыл бұрын

The swastika was used long before the native Americans, American military or the Germans used it. It goes back thousands of years, across countless civilizations.

Last time I was this early he had a channel called business blaze

My doctor (retired now) was a flight surgeon in the Navy during the Korean and Gulf Wars. He was a great doctor and really funny too. He once told me that living with his mom, mother in law, 5 daughters and his wife was much more difficult and terrifying than any War or military training. 😂😂 He was born in the Philippines under Japanese control. His mom had been assaulted at 18 and he was the result. He never let their past hold him back tho. He worked hard to get into medical school in Manilla. He met a woman who believed in him and they emigrated to the US where he joined the navy. He ended up having 5 daughters.. After 3 daughters they tried 1 more time for a boy and ended up with twin girls. Once he became a doctor then flight surgeon, he moved his mother and widowed mother in law here. Hes a great man and I was thankful he was my doc.

Love the edits for this episode!!

Simon: ahh KZread is going to demonitize this we mentioned Nazis KZread: monetizes the living sh**t out of it

@danielwadsworth9923

Ай бұрын

that is...interesting...

Seriously??? This is absolutely the BEST episode I've seen from this fellow. Out of his shell and no restraint. Finally some real heartfelt substance!! Will donate for such soul and committment.

@theyarereal1933

Жыл бұрын

Have you not seen brain blaze? He’s allegedly a legend….

@davidh8928

Жыл бұрын

Is his topic about a German weather station in the Arctic or the Antarctic?

@user-vl1sc5sd2i

9 ай бұрын

His jokes reveal that he doesn't actually know anything about ancient history

11:30 - Stargate: SG-1 was EPIC 🔥

Don’t know about whale oil being used in any food products, but, it was used as a lubricant in ultra-fine mechanisms like precision instruments and time pieces, so may have been of strategic value at the time.

The Nazis didn’t get the swastika from the Norse specifically. It’s an Indo-European symbol, which is why it also pops up in India. I’m pretty sure it has had meanings all over Europe, so calling it a Nordic symbol is…I guess accurate, but incomplete. In 20th century Germany, after it getting discovered all over Eurasia, people began linking it to the Arian race. Therefor the Nazis used it to signify their continuation of said race’s rule. However, after looking it up just now, I’ve realised that even what I just said is incomplete, as it was even used in the ancient Americas, meaning it’s either MUCH older than the Indo-Europeans even or it’s simply a fun, quick, archetypal shape that people for some reason always seem to connect very big and important concepts to, which seems even more insane in a way.

@williamchamberlain2263

2 жыл бұрын

It's a more rigorous version of a spiral. Probably easier to carve a nice symmetrical one than get spiral curves just right.

@davidjacobs8558

2 жыл бұрын

Swastika is widely used in Buddhism, and you can easily find them in Buddhist temples all over Asia. but usually they are horizonal and vertical lines and going counter clock wise direction, rather than tilted 45 degrees and going clockwise direction like Nazi version.

@Zeppathy

Жыл бұрын

It's also a really easy symmetrical shape to draw. Nintendo even accidently designed a few levels shaped like it during the NES/SNES days.

Always so excited to get new videos.

Fun fact my grandfather was a communications expert in the Navy in world war II. You would think that maybe it was safe but his ship was torpedoed and luckily he wasn't in his bunk like his roommate because it was destroyed and I would not have existed cuz my mother was not born yet.

I watched this video till the end and there was no adds that is a big improvement for youtube

I really like the editing in this one keep it up this is what we have been waiting for

@decoding the unknown you should cover the Montauk Project conspiracy since the last Stranger Things season was so good. I live in Long Island, NY, so it’s interesting to me

One of the best videos so far 9/10

Oh lord, I had a friend who visited India. I totally freaked out when I saw a pic of a food cart with a swastica on it. She told me they had it first, and it means 'luck'. Not sure how accurate that is, but it was very clear that it didn't mean to other lands what it means in the West.

Honestly Simon: any natzi video can be sponsored by Raid, Shadow legends. The most uninstalled app 2 years running. Now with more push notifications than ever! Great video as always!

2:55 - Chapter 1 - Whatever the weather 6:45 - Chapter 2 - Schatzgraeber 9:40 - Chapter 3 - Norse code 22:55 - Chapter 4 - The nazis go south 24:35 - Chapter 5 - Neu schwabenland

@ae8710

2 жыл бұрын

You didnt time stamp the plumbing story

@ignitionfrn2223

2 жыл бұрын

@@ae8710 Awright, which time ?

Saw an ad..you got paid!! Lol..love your stuff

Another great one Simon

Simon: owns a pronunciation dictionary and reads scripts for a living. Can't pronounce mjolnir. Average person in the street: has seen a Thor movie and knows how to pronounce mjolnir

@owenshebbeare2999

2 жыл бұрын

Well, as much as I enjoy fiction 9f gf arious kinds, I won't take my lessons from franchises where people wear the underwear on the outside.

@lukemcgillicuddy6155

2 жыл бұрын

@@owenshebbeare2999 I'm pretty sure they pronounce it correctly. There's also the halo franchise if you just don't like action movies

I'm a little concerned about the percentage of people promoting nazi idealogy. I once stubbled upon a neo-nazi website. I found a link to one of their go to videos. It had 300k views and an overwhelmingly positive like/dislike ratio. That was disturbing.

@altfemboy3109

Жыл бұрын

I had a dude link me a 5 hour KZread video trying to paint the nazi's as socialist, the dude than proceeded to deny parts of the holocaust and when I called him a nazi he had the audacity to be like "people these days will just call you a nazi on the internet for no reason". A good amount of the idiot's out there are pretty dishonest about their beliefs even when they basically just told you outright.

@jimland4359

Жыл бұрын

@@altfemboy3109 Are you talking about TIK? He is absolutely not a Nazi or holocaust denier. People of good faith can disagree about the extent to which the Nazi's were socialist, but a Nazi he is not.

@altfemboy3109

Жыл бұрын

@@jimland4359 the dude who recommended me the video was denying parts of the holocaust but it's also completely ahistorical to really compare nazi's to socialist. They literally killed the socialists and communist in Germany. If you wanted to differentiate between nazism and fascism that's fair because there are differences (nothing meaningful)

@jimland4359

Жыл бұрын

@@altfemboy3109 Weird that a holocaust denier would like TIK. He has taken several holocaust deniers to task on some of his Q&A vids even if his bread and butter is super details Battlestorm videos. I seriously recommend them too. Some of the best researched battle recaps I've seen with every line sourced at the bottom. I don't think it is ahistorical to call the Nazi's socialists. The Nazi's even referred to themselves as socialists. Not that we should take them at their word but they did have state control over industry from day 1. They were certainly no fans of bolsheviks. The first concentration camp was originally intended for them rather than the Jews actually.

@danielwadsworth9923

Ай бұрын

@@altfemboy3109 Stalin killed socialists, too. So what?

This video is unhinged, and is therefore exactly what I needed.

I swear I find a new Simon channel every week.

Stargate was my gateway show into sci-fi! I haven’t seen it in years, but I have very vivid memories of so many episodes. I do own all of them on dvd….maybe I should watch again… 🤔

You love Stargate SG-1!? I love you and your channels even more now I know that!

The video editing in simons videos is beautiful ❤️

Subbed because you love SG-1. Sick show.

Yay, more Simon!

Listening to this play I thought Simon said the base was in the Antarctic and I did a double take when he said they were eating polar bear meat. I was like how did they get polar bear meat!?

i know this was done a year ago vid wise, but i was laughin the entire time, great vid lol.

This video was truly unhinged - well done Simon and co :P

I've read of another Nazi weather base in the Arctic. it was just a large hut with a few men. I think they were capture just after the end mmm of the war. It took the allies some time to get around to picking them up. I don't remember where it was exactly, but it was located either in Greenland or in the far north of Norway.

A great video, as usual, and not least because it takes the pish out of the twerp with the moustache. However, at 7:16 you are talking about "Germany" in WW2 and you show a modern German flag, which is the flag of the Federal Republic of Germany. This represents the exact opposite values to the Third Reich; please don't mix up our flag with its predecessor.

@danielwadsworth9923

Ай бұрын

You didn't think that was intentional, eh?

I like how they wrote Schatzgräber right, because when you don't have an ä you can use ae to replace an ä; and ue for ü, or oe for ö. But Simon still managed to read it with neither ä nor ae, lol.

Yesssss SG-1 FTW, good taste Simon.

the way these videos are made are so entertaining, the whole team is great

Jen, I love your editing 😂 it was on point this video

Can we just have an entire episode of Simon roasting the NSDAP?

the constant audio switching from serious to funny has me cracking up 😂

You should do an episode on the Minnesota police officer who crashed his patrol car into a UFO back in 1979. Lots of weird physical evidence. You should also check out Missing 411 cases. Crazy, mysterious stuff.

@birdmonster115

Жыл бұрын

Did his insurance believe him?

@scottydee3169

Жыл бұрын

@@birdmonster115 I’m not sure if patrol cars are covered by personal insurance, but his police chief believed him, as he wasn’t the type of guy to just make up crap. According to the officer, a ball of light hit the windshield and sent glass everywhere and the radio antenna was bent at a 90° angle. The car’s clock and the officer’s wristwatch both were missing 15 minutes. His patrol car is now in a museum.

@ILoveDashie20

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know about the UFO incident until now, and I live here... At a bonfire in 2020, there was a ring of 30ish lights circling in the sky. That and I've heard other people talk about strange lights here.

@actionfaction2558

Жыл бұрын

He had welding type burns on his eyes too… Likely some sort of plasma event…

@Ninjametal

Жыл бұрын

If the UFO was in the air, he may have been driving recklessly

There was a secret (unmanned) weather station set up in Canada too! They only found it in 1977

@GraniteStateofMind

Жыл бұрын

There was one in New York too

@jonathanfenton2601

Жыл бұрын

@@GraniteStateofMind Where in NY?

@dawnmoriarty9347

11 ай бұрын

The German embassy in Dublin Ireland was intending to be a weather station during the war but the Irish government confiscated their radio

Did anyone else get the impression that Simon had little to no clue that this secret In the artic circle (i.e the north pole as he reads numerous times) is not the mythical Nazi base in the antartic (i.e the Southpole) that based on how he reads seems to be under the impression of. 8:55 Simon stops reading script goes off on random tangent suddenly back to secret nazi base in antartica, goes back to reading script about nazi weather station in the artic circle. (the otherside of the world)15:11 Simoon is still under the impression we are talking about a secret antartic base as opposed to the artic circle weather base youtube robots please monetise this video and ignored the confusing contradiction of information. Dear Simon Artic Circle Weather Station run by Nazi's basis of today's script, Mythical base/fortress for the Nazi's to create a 4th reich and work secret knowledge/weapons of the Gods/Aliens whatever take your pick in the continent of Antartica not the basis of today's script just saying repeatedly 22:57 Have high hopes Simon may realise whats going on. (Although he is still reading from the script so I am unsure) Conclusion: Theory 1 at some point through out one of Simon's many tangents he realised his mistake but immediately ceased to care due the KZread Demonetization Bots (lets hope they don't have a missing friend named Kyle). Theory 2 Simon is still Oblivious despite the script explicitly explaining the difference between the two stations and there actual purpose and the conspiracy theories. Theory 3 Simon stopped caring the moment he read the word Nazi and prophercised the inevitable marching forward of the KZread Demonitisation Bots (Goose stepping all over Simons capitalist little heart) Theory 4 at 30:18 he realised but the video had already reached its natural conclusion. May we all find secret bases surrounded by notorious symbols that change position between the poles at random intervals that were built with absolutely no lame rational or reason and suddenly realise "It was the Aliens" all along.

Off the cuff in this video Simon, very entertaining !

"Buddhists doing their Buddhisty things and whatnot" Simon...you don't know anything about Buddhism, do you?

@maikel6035

2 жыл бұрын

Well actually, buddhists really do buddhisty things.

It's been a little while since I've heard someone pronounce Thor's hammer "Majolnir"

Well done Simon, cracking entertainment bud, keep them coming, I was pmsl ! Regards

Oh A new Simon channel for my collection

The Hindu swastika spins clockwise usually. The Nazi swastika ALWAYS spins counterclockwise.

@danielwadsworth9923

Ай бұрын

best defense-line ever

I absolutely love Jen's superimposition of Simon's face when he goes off on a tangent! it was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

The amount of times Simon referred to the northern Arctic as Antarctica was driving me bonkers. 🤣

The Swartz Gravity sounds like something outta Spaceballs!😂✌️

I love how Simon seems way more laid back and he can improvise his lines. I'd totally chill and have a beer with Simon.

Lmao Simon has so many channels he forgot the name of the channel he's recording for 🤣 Edit: The editor crushed it on this one lol

@30MrBappMan

2 жыл бұрын

He said welcome to a channel of decoding the unknown lol

@joeyr7294

2 жыл бұрын

@@30MrBappMan It really made me laugh lol but not as much as his face and mouth pasted over the pictures 🤣

I absolutely love how Simon lets his skepticism take his tongue “this obviously isn’t real” only for him to bite his own words lol “WAT! IT IS REAL?!”

Enjoy all your videos on all your channels.

Jen you were already an absolute legend, but dang this was your best work yet! I could not stop laughing at Simon's head and mouth on all the other people and the jets and everything! Seriously, such great work guys!

Jen deserves a raise. The editing made me howl laughing.

@phoenixdblack

2 жыл бұрын

I think at that point Simon is really loosing money on this one haha

@ignitionfrn2223

2 жыл бұрын

I did nazi that coming

Anyone else wanna see a compilation of all of Simon’s tangents? I personally think it would be hilarious.

Love SG1, can we have a video on that?

Oh man I LOVED Stargate SG1!!! My mum (who loves it too) and I would watch it together and bond over how much we enjoyed the show.

I can't stop laughing at the part where Simon's face is on the sailor🤣

german here. pronounciation of Schatzgräber was pretty good. solid 7/10. thanks for the effort

Could you imagine if the Nazis would have know about the Bock Saga? OMG the crazy conspiracies they would have made with that can only be described as legendary.

This is one of the best episodes ever. Absolutely brilliant. I laughed until I cried.

Actually, the Nazis went to the moon. This has been thoroughly documented in the documentary Iron Sky!

@katywatson4940

Жыл бұрын

And in our video - Bizarre Things People Believe About the Moon. Woot!

@roysigurdkarlsbakk3842

Жыл бұрын

@@katywatson4940 I thought most people could understand the dripping irony in my comment :D

@danielwadsworth9923

Ай бұрын

@@roysigurdkarlsbakk3842 the bliss of ignorance

I love the music changes from serious to silly 😂

Thanks Simon.

Many years ago, so long ago that I do not recall the author nor book name, I read a story (fiction if not science fiction) about a modern (1960's or 1970's) man that somehow time travelled to ancient nordic lands. He was a sharpshooter with pistols. His name was Theodore. His scandinavian friend, in the present called him Teodor. Anyway he used his pistol in the ancient past and the people mistook it for a short handled war hammer. They shortened his name even more. He could kill from a distance and his hammer was seen to be still or back in his hand immediately. Guess what they shortened his name to. How's that for an origin myth?

@willmfrank

2 жыл бұрын

And he engraved a name on his "hammer." Yah. "Mjolnir." (I read that story, too.)

@geraldfriend256

2 жыл бұрын

Uh… T- Money?

I’m 2 minutes in and this is my favourite content of the hundreds of videos I’ve seen from Simon! Give ‘em hell my man!

Love the music :)

New reason to like Simon. SG1 is the best.