The Dark Truth Behind The Titanic - kzread.infoODml5jaQOMQ?feature=share
@aishi_rei
11 ай бұрын
Cult/ure
@MRF-115
11 ай бұрын
Why not bring a gun? I've done it before in many Jungles/Forrests around the world
@quwanawhite1659
11 ай бұрын
Full of shiiiir
@spindarella
11 ай бұрын
😮
@TravisTracey
11 ай бұрын
😊😅😅😅😅😅😅
@skilla1010111 ай бұрын
The scariest thing to see in the jungle...is a group of humans.
@Jamal2.00
11 ай бұрын
😳
@dzekewongkarlson
11 ай бұрын
soo true!!
@theunclethatdoesnttouchyou
11 ай бұрын
@jmgonzales7701 It helps no one to dehumanize.
@alturner4234
11 ай бұрын
A group of humans that live there and you weren't invited
@getawaycar23
11 ай бұрын
@@theunclethatdoesnttouchyouhe’s the beast probably
@arswap436111 ай бұрын
These AI pictures are straight nightmare fuel💀
@tag5846
11 ай бұрын
FACTS
@bernalesjames9110
11 ай бұрын
Kanye West for President❤
@blackairforcepowerscaling5049
11 ай бұрын
Thank you for commenting this
@TheReallJJ815
11 ай бұрын
Agreed but ok
@el_chapos_supplier
11 ай бұрын
ikr😂
@chrisdee503211 ай бұрын
"All my food got wet" So did theirs!
@Ziggy1616
9 ай бұрын
How does this not have more likes😂
@karentelling7746
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@karenkelly7907
8 ай бұрын
😮
@Floppy-BrawlStars
8 ай бұрын
🥶🥶
@kornkat
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
10 ай бұрын
As he was running away like a maniac, the tribe was yelling from behind: "Hey! Come back! We found your wallet!"
@missfreshair
10 ай бұрын
😅
@crystailmoniquesmith8088
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@georginajones5821
10 ай бұрын
Hahahaha
@ochinijiny
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 u break my nervous after seeing this video
10 ай бұрын
@@ochinijiny glad i could help :)
@jackepong630011 ай бұрын
Steve Irwin: People are scarier than animals because they try to be your friend first.
@dawidm08277
11 ай бұрын
Yes🐊💚
@OXUK1998
11 ай бұрын
Real shit
@austinwattler5226
11 ай бұрын
So True -
@misteryoung1934
11 ай бұрын
Only stupid people are scary. Smart people can reason with each other. Stupid people will get scared and do something stupid. How is this story worse than settlers showing up and murdering everyone?
@coredadventure1
11 ай бұрын
I don't know coyotes do that with dogs they try to befriend them then they take him back to the pack and they tear him up
@jev819611 ай бұрын
Plot twist - they watched him run off, shrugged, & then sat back down to resume their game of checkers
@KatieDeGo
11 ай бұрын
Probably exactly what happened. There's a lot of tribes out there and unless he's some cultural anthropologist (not correct term, I don't think, but you get the idea) he would have a difficult time telling them apart from a 20 second glimpse.
@JoeBuck-uc3bl
11 ай бұрын
Yeah there are so many of them. My favorite is A Tribe Called Quest.
@mangouncut5986
11 ай бұрын
Nah it was just the naked and afraid cast they were like no one else is meant to be here
@MarshaLeeMarsh
11 ай бұрын
😂😂
@TavsWorld
11 ай бұрын
@@KatieDeGoYou go to Africa stumble upon a tribe and test that theory
@LonnieLovely10 ай бұрын
I can't even run for 3 minutes. This man ran for 3 hours. I need to get my life together
@xander5516
9 ай бұрын
When your life is on the line, you will run until you collapse to the ground
@marissarose1667
9 ай бұрын
@@xander55165 min tops, then I’m dinner 🤷♀️
@elcorcho3p
8 ай бұрын
yes
@elcorcho3p
8 ай бұрын
@@xander5516your missing the point, if you never run you won't have the endurance as this guy
@Namelesslyroaming
7 ай бұрын
@@elcorcho3padrenaline work Hard boy
@jamesjones910411 ай бұрын
they were just going to ask him about his extended car warranty lol
@lisapalmeno4488
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Stan.S9 Жыл бұрын
When that adrenaline kicks in,you better use it wisely and not panic....thats nature giving 1 last boost to survive.
@crusaderronnoc3772
Жыл бұрын
Not nature, that’s God
@Stan.S9
Жыл бұрын
@@crusaderronnoc3772 same thing....different words.
@ojgalambos7836
Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@paulamiller8376
Жыл бұрын
Well said ny friend
@tikket10
Жыл бұрын
@@crusaderronnoc3772cringe ahh believer, its nature and it evolved to be this way
@SoulHypnotic11 ай бұрын
Animals let you know your in danger before they kill you humans make you feel like your safe among friends before they kill you.
@nl5476
11 ай бұрын
😂❤
@thepanther543
11 ай бұрын
Moral of this story why were you even there???
@mindpower1933
11 ай бұрын
@@thepanther543 EXACTLY
@psyvera225
11 ай бұрын
A jaguar pouncing out of the tree on your neck from behind doesn't let you know...
@callumfinlayson-palmer8393
11 ай бұрын
@@psyvera225well you would know your in danger if you foresaw the ambush
@tlbirdsong110 ай бұрын
Whole new meaning for "fast food"
@Balka29
4 ай бұрын
Who the hell this got only 20 likes 😂 it needs to be more
@marcodipietro8835
16 күн бұрын
underrated af
@Randomstuff935514 ай бұрын
I F*cking sh*t myself when i got jumpscared by the opening image
@ultrainstinctshaggy927511 ай бұрын
The cannibals: “Excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?”
@kraftynightmare69
11 ай бұрын
Also The cannibals: "Scratch that, come here boy, let's see what you've been eating mf"
@Viso333
11 ай бұрын
@@kraftynightmare69 this is a cap. Native american people are not much of a cannibals😂😂😂 Its not borneo or papua or what ever.
@kraftynightmare69
11 ай бұрын
@@Viso333 I doesn't matter if it's not true, it's just a joke man XD
@doraholton6958
11 ай бұрын
We got cannabels in America too. They're feral people living in Government National Parks & Forrests!
@notofficialpickles507
11 ай бұрын
@@Viso333Where did you get your info from that this is happening in america? I know where this is happening because it got mentioned in another video. This is in a Papua where the natives Are known for that.
@Cat-mv6il11 ай бұрын
“Who the fuck is that weirdo” “Beats me” “Is he a threat” “I dunno man he’s just.. standing there”
@emperor_cutiebal
11 ай бұрын
menacingly
@jangofett9782
11 ай бұрын
@@emperor_cutiebal Fuck, you beat me to it
@roadrunnerbefore9403
11 ай бұрын
hahaha ha!!!
@emperor_cutiebal
11 ай бұрын
@@jangofett9782 good
@DanielSMV805
11 ай бұрын
"yeah he's... Oh there he goes"
@lj519011 ай бұрын
This is why I don’t leave my house.
@chriss4563
10 ай бұрын
Wow that is just sad
@lj5190
10 ай бұрын
@@chriss4563 I was being sarcastic.
@stephanieosborne4623
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@engelberthkroeger6817
10 ай бұрын
Lol
@Royale560010 ай бұрын
As he was running away they were chasing rim yelling “ WOULD YOU LIKE TO SWITCH YOUR CABLE PROVIDER TO COMCAST XFINITY”
@carlosegonzalez67811 ай бұрын
Fear is a hell of a drug.
@ettorebugatti9354
11 ай бұрын
Adrenaline, not fear.
@bruceolga3644
11 ай бұрын
Ewe huemans are addicted to F.EAR.....👁️
@suave__
11 ай бұрын
@@ettorebugatti9354boosted by fear
@burrobirra1081
11 ай бұрын
@@ettorebugatti9354boosted by fear
@gman116lop
11 ай бұрын
@@ettorebugatti9354same thing said differently
@unitynofear775811 ай бұрын
Tribesmen: "I don't eat fast food."
@1313Lidia1
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@theresakersey2260
11 ай бұрын
Hilarious they are wise I don’t eat that white fast food you be shitting for weeks😂😂😂😂
@david672
11 ай бұрын
My dad laughed hard at this 🤣😩
@christansdad
11 ай бұрын
I see what you did there. Well played.
@JoseJuan919
11 ай бұрын
😂
@beowulf5556 ай бұрын
The tribe on the beach: We thought we would invite him to our BBQ party. Why is he running?!😂
@Zombieplayz-np6ho2 ай бұрын
“David goggins”
@tnsxpm11 ай бұрын
bro was running for days & they weren't worried about him at all 😭
@iammclovin3989
11 ай бұрын
LMAO just made eye contact and went back to chillin having a lake day
@unsealedhades76
11 ай бұрын
@@iammclovin3989eating humans
@xavierv5115
11 ай бұрын
@@unsealedhades76 He said nothing of the sort, he just assumed.
@iammclovin3989
11 ай бұрын
@@unsealedhades76 bet ur fun at parties
@mcm6563
11 ай бұрын
He felt the fear we don't have any idea how much fast he's heart was racing im impressed .I it was me I would faith the adrenaline that man was feeling om glad he's alive.
@seekay9815 Жыл бұрын
Yo, that cannibal AI art is terrifying. Especially the first one
@Harvxey
11 ай бұрын
Do you know where I could find those photos to save?
@k7l3rworkman97
11 ай бұрын
Right? Fck that 😂 lol 😂 mma have nightmares
@genzcurmudgeon8037
11 ай бұрын
Those are real.
@akaalisbenjamin2093
11 ай бұрын
@@genzcurmudgeon8037 from fukin where???? 😳
@billyjean5934
11 ай бұрын
@@genzcurmudgeon8037his nightmares
@williamlove308710 ай бұрын
Just merely looking at them is a horror movie within itself.😳
@hannibalheyes33910 ай бұрын
Never go anywhere without something to protect yourself with, especially in the jungle.
@16spartaman Жыл бұрын
Who goes into the Amazon without a weapon?
@cam5816
Жыл бұрын
Apparently a lot of dumbasses. This is far from the first time I’ve heard this or similar stories where people die because of this. This guy himself has told multiple of them. Like you’d think they’d at least have a machete or something ffs
@wheelson7895
Жыл бұрын
Who said he was in the Amazon?
@Avogadros_number
Жыл бұрын
@@wheelson7895he was in the Amazon, conducting research and fulfilling his never ending need to tell people how badass he is.
@wheelson7895
Жыл бұрын
@@Avogadros_number hahaha who is he? Is it worth watching the podcast or is he just full of himself?
@Avogadros_number
Жыл бұрын
@@wheelson7895 it was interesting, but he could be a bit full of it at times. It was on the Konkrete podcast. Paul Rosolie.
@JBoy321011 ай бұрын
Imagine the fear if he turned around and they were sprint chasing him like a scene from Apocalypto! lmao
@gudaniravuluvulu3271
10 ай бұрын
Une wa tlaba. Mamalo
@vickiefisher.9863
10 ай бұрын
that movie was badass!! one of my favs
@meriandiss6675
10 ай бұрын
True... one of the best movies ever
@TROUBLESOME2009
10 ай бұрын
Then nicknamed him 'almost' when he got captured 😂
@Lusiana110
10 ай бұрын
Muhammad Qasim tried to deliver the message of his dreams to the Muslim leaders, but they do not believe, and soon after his dreams start coming true. #MuhammadQasimDreams have many warnings for the future
@javierameh884811 ай бұрын
I could believe him because he didn't say the cliché, "I communicated with them". He ran
@dwoodstwin9 ай бұрын
Michael Scott took that time in the wilderness seriously
@natecas086511 ай бұрын
The tribe: " Why are you running? Why are you running?"
@aemonblackfyre4159
11 ай бұрын
Whole tribe starts running after him scared of what he is running from
@ryankc6623
11 ай бұрын
When "how can she slap?!" Becomes "how can they eat!?"
@Yreikian_Escapes
11 ай бұрын
BS 😂
@ammi300
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@kolakkisikhobbies204
11 ай бұрын
In West Papua, Indonesia, there are still cannibal tribes that survive. they are very kind to foreigners and they say they eat human flesh because they are forced to by circumstances (war). Even now, there are those who provide overnight travel services in the Papuan cannibal tribe
@colbyJackCheese746 Жыл бұрын
He’s lucky to have really good stamina for 3 hours because i bet the tribes are really good at tracking. Smart to move from the water, his intelligence made him extremely lucky to be alive. Love the smart replies very cringe😂
@MonkeyDDrew
Жыл бұрын
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug lmao.
@MrAlex230187
Жыл бұрын
What if they were just trying to help before he ran
@colbyJackCheese746
Жыл бұрын
@@MrAlex230187 the only help they would provide is putting him out of his misery.
@MonkeyDDrew
Жыл бұрын
@@colbyJackCheese746 XD
@openyathirdeye6894
Жыл бұрын
Bro its fake he cappin
@felixy2311 ай бұрын
He's running like Captain America "on your left"
@kerapetsemokoma745410 ай бұрын
Tribesmen like "😮oh look, our Uber Eats delivery just arrived. Too bad we just had lunch"😅
@NaThingSerious11 ай бұрын
“The stories of this place are that you get eaten alive if you go there” “So anyway, I went there alone with no means of self defence”
@StimParavane
11 ай бұрын
I know! He probably did this so he could go on Joe Rogan and tell the story.
@thebrutaltruth460
11 ай бұрын
Honestly I feel he's just making it all up. Can't take stuff like this seriously. His tone looks very rehearsed
@thepersonyouwatchfornoreas6132
11 ай бұрын
Right
@Sikessayso
11 ай бұрын
Fucking hilarious!
@user-fs2re4lo6g
11 ай бұрын
😂😂 exactly!
@dantesprophet961211 ай бұрын
The true definition of you came to the wrong neighborhood.
@prodELOKX10 ай бұрын
Dude is living far cry irl
@honerabletate633411 ай бұрын
Mental mental mental he survived a week bro
@briankelly8511 ай бұрын
I see these people on the NYC subway system every day.
@redeemed3265
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅❤
@HyperionTG1
11 ай бұрын
You ain't never lie about that at all LOL.
@bigmike2702
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@turbanrocker
11 ай бұрын
💀
@Blackbutterflysocial
11 ай бұрын
Lmmfao
@craftygnome9711 ай бұрын
The tribesmen look at each other, shrug and go back to what they were doing
@afiqalbawah4039
11 ай бұрын
but the facts is, like he said, if you be alone with them, its not gonna end well... its like sons of the forest in reality.
@MrDerpy-ns6sy
11 ай бұрын
@afiqalbawah4039 except the cannibals in that game have 0.2 brain cells 😂😂
@waynejohnson3714
11 ай бұрын
😂 you said in English, wtf is his problems. Probably had to take a dump.
@bladerunner9129
11 ай бұрын
Imagine 🤣 Meanwhile he’s floating down rivers and base jumping
@willie6981
11 ай бұрын
If mother nature could talk its not gonna go well aswell.
@lukebell71313 ай бұрын
He ran straight to the studio to tell this story
@PhoebeRose123 ай бұрын
The pictures tho im having nightmares for the rest of my fricking life gosh 💀
@JustaGaibroh11 ай бұрын
"Why would I be armed in cannibal country? That's just crazy talk."
@datyashema1006
11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🏃🏿
@donthemailmanglitches6674
11 ай бұрын
Crazy? I was crazy once
@hasix404
11 ай бұрын
@@donthemailmanglitches6674they locked me in a room
@noemimorales3069
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@gabrielcruz4303
11 ай бұрын
@@hasix404a rubber room
@ianpatrick603411 ай бұрын
They just wanted to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
@theinvisibleworld888
11 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@musicandaffection6363
11 ай бұрын
😂
@ShinzoUchihaX
11 ай бұрын
Just fishing for likes.
@salh9276
11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@1timerod
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@T.Notcher2 ай бұрын
“Guys, hear me out. My flavor… absolutely not worth it”
@jessicazamora35969 ай бұрын
“Ah yes, glad you finally made it! We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
@jeromeprincejr384211 ай бұрын
The Lesson is you gotta stop going places you don't belong.
@earth-6163
11 ай бұрын
Right?! Like stay on your own lane, nobody forced you to go there.
@henkolsonpietersen2242
11 ай бұрын
@@earth-6163right? Like don’t go outside ever bro and don’t have hobbies because something can go wrong
@earth-6163
11 ай бұрын
@@henkolsonpietersen2242 If that's the context you took from my comment, Sure!
@big_meech8653
11 ай бұрын
@@henkolsonpietersen2242right? Like just lock yourself in the house and curl up into a ball on the bathroom floor
@jeromeprincejr3842
11 ай бұрын
@@henkolsonpietersen2242 Invading other people's natural space for your leisure, or impeding into wildlife areas for fun is absolutely a white entitlement concept. Indigenous peoples across the globe have seen what follows after the white man is allowed to "explore" their space. That leads to exploitation of the resources and people, and/or colonization and commandeering of the land. This is why some of these indigenous people attack intruders because they don't want to risk their home becoming your playground.
@Heyhowareya9711 ай бұрын
I picture Jack sparrow running from the cannibals in pirates of the Caribbean 2 😂
@tanyaarchuleta8156
11 ай бұрын
He was like “I got a jar of dirt”. Lol
@darktrooper2099
11 ай бұрын
*AND???????*
@tanyaarchuleta8156
11 ай бұрын
@@darktrooper2099 And guess what’s inside of it?
@bloodydeq19953 ай бұрын
Nah if I saw something like that I’m shitting immediately, and shit, maybe they wont eat me if they smell the shit too💀
@lisapalmeno4488
2 ай бұрын
They're probably used to that.
@jbgutierrez5547 Жыл бұрын
the lesson is, never wonder in a jungle full cannibals
@drhsn5271
Жыл бұрын
Or go with a group armed to the teeth, tribes won't stand a chance.
@judepotter556
Жыл бұрын
@@drhsn5271we know this from king Kong, the jack black version
@GG-08
Жыл бұрын
What do you think he was wondering? Or maybe the forest was so magical and full of wonder??? Hm. I wonder.
@lanxy2398
Жыл бұрын
@@drhsn5271tribe members with people who are able to blend in, know the forest on the back of their hand and have arrows trained on your position at a drop of a hat lol, spraying bullets won’t do shit
@drhsn5271
Жыл бұрын
@lanxy2398 ok i have several points to make; if they're actually isolated from society the sound of gun shots will scare them, we can bring dogs which would expose them and tear them apart, and lastly, if it's at night and we ha e night vision they're sitting ducks ready to be killed.
@becca293811 ай бұрын
The scariest part about this story, that no one seems to be mentioning, is that they let him go. They know the jungle ten times better than him, they live and breath the jungle, they are armed, they seem to be hunting. They chose to let him leave.
@stolenjunk
11 ай бұрын
Maybe they thought they were seeing big foot
@rudkomontana2618
10 ай бұрын
nobody knows
@justinnatasmai4503
10 ай бұрын
Yeah, no shit. Like that movie Wrong Turn.
@MaryPoppins131
10 ай бұрын
He was lucky to see them right after dinner, they were full and did not feel like chaising old skinny meal down.
@juliemassaro3630
10 ай бұрын
Well he said he saw smoke so they were cooking already
@legacy04062 күн бұрын
"But ya... Had a good time, definitely would go back again. 10/10 trip" Podcaster: "100 percent"
@tracyhill61667 күн бұрын
They're just needing to talk to you about your car's extended warranty 😅
@Xer_Mrcy11 ай бұрын
What's even scarier is that they clearly didn't go after him, no way he would have escaped if they did, especially when he said he was running for a week, the tribe was probably resting after doing tribe stuff that day and decided he wasn't worth it
@redthedragon88
11 ай бұрын
Right. They can probably run and swim nonstop
@GK-ku3zv
11 ай бұрын
He probably didn't look delicious enough to make the effort.
@mysadlife1771
11 ай бұрын
“Tribe stuff” 😂😂😂
@fastpackcyclist6901
11 ай бұрын
the reason they didn't chase is the same reason you don't fight for no reason, they were checking him out, and with the river he would still get away, either that or the tribe is bigger than we think and thought the other tribe members would catch him,
@m0n4rch911
11 ай бұрын
@@fastpackcyclist6901pretty sure the tribe got spooked too and his reaction was just faster to not test the tribe and the shock probably gave him a few seconds of head start coz these tribes you wont hear them coming and you have no idea if thats even all of them and one is probably on top of a tree being a look out coz their already one with the forest so they'll track him down and good he didnt stop coz hes being tracked if hes correct and testing that theory is a bad idea since he started running he cannot stop so commit. Tribes will hit you when your most vulnerable, they even catch prey with better senses than they are.
@trix_ant441911 ай бұрын
He’s lucky asf he even got a chance to run for 3 hours, tribal people that survive in the wild/nature are far more skilled than us when it comes to survival so he’s blessed they didn’t track him or chase him.
@gerbenvanderschaaf6879
11 ай бұрын
So you believe this fake story?
@SMSCHANNEL998
11 ай бұрын
Or he was just paranoid guys
@danieltatum4262
11 ай бұрын
It’s very fake
@jille2989
11 ай бұрын
He was on DMT and it was his robot vacuum cleaner who chased him in his appartment
@Blake-ld7mx
11 ай бұрын
He was obviously paranoid..or fake story..or got mad lucky..any tribal cannibal group would have stalked him easily
@careditsz108 ай бұрын
Pov a 50cal gun 🗿🗿
@NyakilAngu15 күн бұрын
Adrenaline for more than 3 hours
@scotttruehart8024 Жыл бұрын
Bro just spat out the entire plot for The Forest and Sons of the Forest
@ScovilleMusician
Жыл бұрын
The game? 😅
@user-ez9gz1ws6b
Жыл бұрын
Yea the game
@nutzy99ify
Жыл бұрын
I was RLSlimwilly in launch. I always wrecked everyone's forts. Chaos
@tereziii
Жыл бұрын
yeah bro this random fuckin 40 year old went on joe rogan and recited the plot of a game are you alright man
@billysbigworld6166
Жыл бұрын
FR
@toxictator456111 ай бұрын
"In the jungle its what you cant see that is most likely to kill you . "
@michaelvay8610
11 ай бұрын
But you can see them. He just said that.
@Wolverines24
11 ай бұрын
@@michaelvay8610 yea and he lived
@babyfezza7169
11 ай бұрын
@@Wolverines24yeah cant beleive he missed the point
@Telecniop.
11 ай бұрын
@@michaelvay8610you had one job
@Pain-95
11 ай бұрын
Why darkness is scary because it is so calm. Why cuz it shelters the terror in a very calm way. There is no way if you walking in a dark place and it is full of snake or apex predators you will never know until 💀 example : in the middle of the night in the sea its pitch black but if you torch you will see huge mountain size scary waves really terrifying😂
@thestorybehindthat523610 күн бұрын
He gets it. Bear or man? He chooses bear.
@Shaz1W19 күн бұрын
me with a glock with the switch on and red dot:
@Mr.Suicidal11 ай бұрын
This dudes the best athlete we've ever known. Ran 3 straight hours then took a swim to cool down!
@henrysanders2511
11 ай бұрын
David goggins
@Nilla187og
11 ай бұрын
Think he over exagerated on hours 😅
@user-kg9xh2kn7q
11 ай бұрын
@@Nilla187oghe was running for his life. I can do it whole day if I we're him
@Nilla187og
11 ай бұрын
@@user-kg9xh2kn7q adrenaline yes
@juliagoodfellow7539
11 ай бұрын
Fear will enhance performance every time
@MoJo-vx2qu11 ай бұрын
And that all started with the thought "I'm bored being at home" 😂
@bladenukem
11 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@user-ov8ji8oq2v
11 ай бұрын
And he will not go back there ever again
@kristinnefertiti8267
11 ай бұрын
Loooool
@hauntbygaunt
11 ай бұрын
rather have the story than be subjected to boredom inside
@Marcus2xs11 ай бұрын
He cappin that he was there
@tonybranton3 ай бұрын
Well that’s one way of saying i’m an idiot!
@campinginabelltent985611 ай бұрын
Never go in the woods without a weapon
@user-no8in6py9f
10 ай бұрын
No weapon would've saved him if they got close enough and were hunting him.
@sbirkkk
10 ай бұрын
@@user-no8in6py9f not even remotely true, all you need is a pistol some extra magazines and you could probably scare them away
@kristophergoad2135
10 ай бұрын
@sbirkkk they don't know wtf a pistol is. It's gonna piss em off you're doing black magic on their homies
@sbirkkk
10 ай бұрын
@@kristophergoad2135 then shoot a warning shot?
@mariateresa2050
10 ай бұрын
Never go into the Amazon without a local guide 🌳
@youtubernaz1scensoredbythe201 Жыл бұрын
This man saved his own life. We ALL have an inner voice. You would be smart to listen to it, instead of ignoring it....
@sylviawylie9218
11 ай бұрын
Most of us save our own lives by having an inner voice that says "don't go alone into the jungle with nothing to defend yourself with".
@BrendansMomFitnessOfficial
11 ай бұрын
Actually we don't all have an inner voice which is kind of a weird thought. They still think but there is no voice or sound they can hear
@ryanfoleye
11 ай бұрын
@@BrendansMomFitnessOfficialI've got no inner voice, hard to comprehend having one
@SuzySue415
11 ай бұрын
He saved nobody. There are no violent cannibalistic tribes in the Amazon. He's lying.
@blizzard1198
11 ай бұрын
Bro whats this inner voice thing? Its just pure instinct and hormones making your body go maximum condition for a few minutes ir even hour's.
@Heretic14087 ай бұрын
This dude actually reminds me of that famous actor, he was black, gay, and he was also french.
@dannyanton40409 ай бұрын
I straight turn into Jack sparrow
@zuccsucc47611 ай бұрын
You’re just lucky that when you met they were across the river and not face to face. They easily could have been watching you for hours or minutes
@BionicPig95
11 ай бұрын
Or even seconds.
@Ghost_in_Gray_
11 ай бұрын
@@BionicPig95😂
@C4DeadCharge
11 ай бұрын
@@BionicPig95or even milliseconds
@thanosianthemadtitanic
11 ай бұрын
@@C4DeadChargeor even all of etrnity
@robbdgaf1768
11 ай бұрын
While masturbating
@thedarkyellowpages401611 ай бұрын
The tribe actually kept yelling, "hey, we got leftover chicken, take it with you!"
@lindaireland2751
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Laura_Jane
10 ай бұрын
Virtual fist bump*
@zarashental
10 ай бұрын
He replied then: No thanks! I don't eat leftovers! 😅😂
@user-mg8uu2ry2p
10 ай бұрын
Best comment! 😂😂😂😂😂
@vthomas375
10 ай бұрын
Not a good sign if they were yelling at him that they eat sentients, then was it?
@goldecinematics3 ай бұрын
It was at that moment the tribe tried to tell me about my extended warranty
@PrisOnedArcX6 күн бұрын
The AI not even matching dude's description lol
@thrillcollectors11 ай бұрын
Dude the first photo/thumbnail is genuinely one of the most terrifying masks I have ever scene. Hollywood take notes
@FazFab
11 ай бұрын
I agree, straight nightmare fuel
@nosferatu5595
11 ай бұрын
I actually thought it was a movie scene. Can't tell you how disappointed i was when I noticed it was a Joe Rogan clip
@ttvdelirium343
11 ай бұрын
It’s ai generated
@bmarchbanks7661
11 ай бұрын
Human skull masks! Freaky
@SilkesJr
11 ай бұрын
@@ttvdelirium343 do u know from where? have been trying to find this pic for some days now..
@sebo106011 ай бұрын
“Jamie pull up that video of the grizzly bear beefing with the cannibals”
@thegringo2.0
11 ай бұрын
if somehow that video exists, I need to have that
@joelpolanco2932
11 ай бұрын
Bro I read this in his voice 😂😂😂
@FaLkraydz
11 ай бұрын
@@thegringo2.0me too.
@StonedTaco420
11 ай бұрын
LMAOOO
@Unsalted375
11 ай бұрын
Lol
@ReactionTherapyWithBiggClay10 ай бұрын
Man’s said there’s were no weapons around him while standing in the middle of a jungle 😂
@DRAGON-hc5od2 ай бұрын
This is terrifying
@sephir9111 ай бұрын
Tribe: “That’s disgusting, we just want our hat back”
@santana8924
11 ай бұрын
"He was number 1!"
@starlord6819
11 ай бұрын
@@santana8924HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
@Machete1708
11 ай бұрын
No flippin way!!
@darbs2112
11 ай бұрын
Lmfao😂
@TheBlakus420
11 ай бұрын
@@santana8924Smitty Werben ManJetson:
@liamjoyce783111 ай бұрын
Top tip: Don’t go into these areas.
@anotherfriendlyshikikan6960
11 ай бұрын
High tip: napalm sticks to kids and even better if in a jungle
@littlebenet09
11 ай бұрын
W tip
@westonadams7135
11 ай бұрын
It would be interesting to see a squad go in there armed to the teeth, just to see if they would fu ck around and find out.. haha. ROE, don't shoot unless shot at.. Bet they would chill out after that and would be friendly. It seems those type of tribes only take easy prey..
@imanigordon6803
11 ай бұрын
@@westonadams7135or maybe just maybe don’t go into their territory and try to fight people that didn’t bother you.
@buddy_132
11 ай бұрын
@@imanigordon6803 A bunch of cannibalistic murderers that go out and hunt humans? Yeah no, they can say hi to God for me.
@huntersreptiles2068Ай бұрын
This is such a crazy story
@Crazy_stunt_ridez10 ай бұрын
It's all fun and games till a a hyper trained sharpshooter takes them out one by one w/ bullets.
@Dr.JHIrons11 ай бұрын
“ I’m telling you he ran for 3 hours… We were gonna offer him a ride in our Jeep. “
@General_Klytus
11 ай бұрын
😂
@tanyaarchuleta8156
11 ай бұрын
Lol, that’s hilarious!!!!
@waynedouglas1194
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@lashondamartin2775
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@CatTrashRacing Жыл бұрын
Lesson 1… bring a gun with ammo
@chrisjackson8321
Жыл бұрын
Fr idc how illegal it is or if they call it genocide i call it self defense
@kingmanku8637
Жыл бұрын
Here is a plan don't go to such places so everyone survives
@braveheart2785
Жыл бұрын
you got into a place where cannibalism is done and you know it it may happen and you want to shoot them and say it's self defense?
@mattsmith9659
Жыл бұрын
Um....YEA! That or climb into their cooking pot and let them eat you ... That's like saying , " I'm going on safari, where I know there's going to be lions and I might get eaten but let me leave my gun and machete home. " ..🤤Duhh! Sounds good to me.... 🙄
@BlackKnight288
Жыл бұрын
@@braveheart2785eh, I mean maybe don’t go to those parts of the world, but I certainly don’t have compassion for those types of cannibals that end up dead.
@ashleecoats-dz4ue17 күн бұрын
Where are the full videos
@cisco.114 ай бұрын
that first picture dead ass gave me a panic attack
@fastninja724811 ай бұрын
That is the real meaning of “run for your life” and this guy took it real
@oqorrwakkxyccplus432
11 ай бұрын
L Comment
@crinqe8959
11 ай бұрын
@@oqorrwakkxyccplus432why lol
@oqorrwakkxyccplus432
11 ай бұрын
@@crinqe8959 It’s bland, stupid, pointless, and unnecessary.
@TheofficialMina_ashido
11 ай бұрын
@@oqorrwakkxyccplus432but so was your's what sense does that make 😂
@oqorrwakkxyccplus432
11 ай бұрын
@@TheofficialMina_ashido The comment makes no sense, and it’s not clever at all. It reminds me of when I was really young and created my first ever KZread account, and I would just comment dumb things that were vaguely related to the video just because I wanted to make a comment like everyone else. I was literally commenting for the sake of commenting, and it feels like this dude did that as well.
@onirico791311 ай бұрын
Then he fell from bed, shook his head and went back to sleeping.
@ericpayne161610 ай бұрын
Cannibalism Is a factor in my metabolism aint no food in my fridge just body parts 😮
@andrewduran181310 ай бұрын
Dinner got away 😆
@fredstriker204211 ай бұрын
Instead they yelled, "hey man, you got an android charger?"
@xXCigarXx
11 ай бұрын
except androids dont need some bullshit proprietary plug in like an apple product....so they would ask for a usb-c
@dyawr
11 ай бұрын
@@xXCigarXx 😂 lol
@dravidianking1298
11 ай бұрын
@@xXCigarXx I think that’s what he’s implying by android charger. A lot of people have iPhone chargers on them which aren’t usb-c so when a person says “android charger” that’s what they’re referring to.
@ajax759011 ай бұрын
Dude has the spine chill perk
@enclaveofficerz3245
11 ай бұрын
Same, anytime something really bad is about to happen i get that weird spine chill.
@qwertyasdf4081
11 ай бұрын
dbd
@bdogg141
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 more like adrenaline
@shigglezz684
11 ай бұрын
Nice referance
@lordjaec
11 ай бұрын
got that adrenaline boost + maybe a dead hard
@Hilarious_Kris2 ай бұрын
Where’s the full video
@Conehead123427 күн бұрын
Bruh the last short b4 bed be like
@AngelAcosta-cm1zi Жыл бұрын
Remember kids if you plan on exploring the woods always keep a blicky Incase things get sticky
@veeyan6882
11 ай бұрын
U getting arrowed from places u cant even tell or see
@redemption2901
11 ай бұрын
@@veeyan6882 So what are u trying to say? Walk without a weapon, then? not sure if ur pessimist or just a dumbass but a weapon is better than no weapon
@AngelAcosta-cm1zi
11 ай бұрын
@@veeyan6882 fun fact bullets travel more than 3x the speed of sound that you get hit by the bullet before your brain and ears can process the sound of the gun shot meanwhile arrows can be survivable because they where designed to maim and slow down it's intended target meanwhile a bullet will drop you because bullets leave nastier wounds because of the energy being dumped into your fleshy bits turning everything in it's path into ground beef practice makes perfect and make sure your aim is what won't get you killed
@LoganTheWeeb11
11 ай бұрын
THEY ARE IN THE TREES!!! EVERYONE FUCKING RUN!!
@Sinn0100
11 ай бұрын
What the Hell is a blicky? Whatever it is...I wouldn't step in that place without a rifle and a sidearm. Both firearms would be semiautomatic and hi-cap with a few spare mags for each. Further, I wouldn't go in there alone either. Addendum- For those saying I'm getting arrowed from places I can't see...they have their training and I have mine. I might not make it out but some are coming with me.
@michellerichey996811 ай бұрын
My great Granpa was a treasure Hunter in the Amazon jungle over 100 yrs ago and was shot by a poisonous arrow from one of those tribes in the Oriente in Ecuador .He some how survived that incident but later died from Malaria .True story !
@braxtonpierce8768
10 ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss
@Montana-3
10 ай бұрын
Wow. How cool is that?? Thanks for sharing! Your Grandpa was a very brave and adventurous man. To be going into the Amazon looking for treasure over 100 yrs ago- takes alot of guts! Just think his blood now runs through you! I hope you share his adventurous spirit.
@mariapikat2133
9 ай бұрын
You mean malaria is dangerous than poisonous gun arrow?
@sprayz390
9 ай бұрын
my gosh! that must’ve been so so scary for him! i would’ve loved to hear him tell the story! rest in peace! ❤
@allengeorge9570
9 ай бұрын
So sad, sorry about that
@user-pk6oh1vj2e3 ай бұрын
That thumbnail 💀💀
@AdLuX22215 күн бұрын
"It took me a week to get back to town" .. only a week?? 😅
@UNFAZEDMAN11 ай бұрын
Man entered SURVIVAL MODE ASAP 😂!
@youslut
11 ай бұрын
Lmfao fr though like the more I think about it it's actually peak human performance haha
@Tooshbaba Жыл бұрын
You didn't escape. They weren't just in the mood for another round. Stay safe.
@suna9555
Жыл бұрын
🤓
@antispiral09
Жыл бұрын
@@suna9555I mean it’s true, people who live in the wolf like tribes are in top peak human form and could run faster than any regular suburban man on a tourist trip, plus they had bows so they definitely just weren’t in the mood to get another meal right before they were about to eat there’s
@suna9555
Жыл бұрын
@@antispiral09 it's true doesn't mean it's any less corny to hear to me, I get a superior vibe from reading it so it sounds corny
@yessirskiii5266
Жыл бұрын
🐶🕶️
@Alpha1918
Жыл бұрын
@@suna9555I agree
@MM2xMiley3 ай бұрын
Nah bro I’d rather die any other way than knowing I was gonna be eaten when I was killed 😢
@ElizabethSimonAlvarado611 ай бұрын
Never go exploring without a gun. Not just for humans, but mountain lions and other animals as well. A lever action rifle or revolver is perfect.
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@aishi_rei
11 ай бұрын
Cult/ure
@MRF-115
11 ай бұрын
Why not bring a gun? I've done it before in many Jungles/Forrests around the world
@quwanawhite1659
11 ай бұрын
Full of shiiiir
@spindarella
11 ай бұрын
😮
@TravisTracey
11 ай бұрын
😊😅😅😅😅😅😅
The scariest thing to see in the jungle...is a group of humans.
@Jamal2.00
11 ай бұрын
😳
@dzekewongkarlson
11 ай бұрын
soo true!!
@theunclethatdoesnttouchyou
11 ай бұрын
@jmgonzales7701 It helps no one to dehumanize.
@alturner4234
11 ай бұрын
A group of humans that live there and you weren't invited
@getawaycar23
11 ай бұрын
@@theunclethatdoesnttouchyouhe’s the beast probably
These AI pictures are straight nightmare fuel💀
@tag5846
11 ай бұрын
FACTS
@bernalesjames9110
11 ай бұрын
Kanye West for President❤
@blackairforcepowerscaling5049
11 ай бұрын
Thank you for commenting this
@TheReallJJ815
11 ай бұрын
Agreed but ok
@el_chapos_supplier
11 ай бұрын
ikr😂
"All my food got wet" So did theirs!
@Ziggy1616
9 ай бұрын
How does this not have more likes😂
@karentelling7746
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@karenkelly7907
8 ай бұрын
😮
@Floppy-BrawlStars
8 ай бұрын
🥶🥶
@kornkat
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
As he was running away like a maniac, the tribe was yelling from behind: "Hey! Come back! We found your wallet!"
@missfreshair
10 ай бұрын
😅
@crystailmoniquesmith8088
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@georginajones5821
10 ай бұрын
Hahahaha
@ochinijiny
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 u break my nervous after seeing this video
10 ай бұрын
@@ochinijiny glad i could help :)
Steve Irwin: People are scarier than animals because they try to be your friend first.
@dawidm08277
11 ай бұрын
Yes🐊💚
@OXUK1998
11 ай бұрын
Real shit
@austinwattler5226
11 ай бұрын
So True -
@misteryoung1934
11 ай бұрын
Only stupid people are scary. Smart people can reason with each other. Stupid people will get scared and do something stupid. How is this story worse than settlers showing up and murdering everyone?
@coredadventure1
11 ай бұрын
I don't know coyotes do that with dogs they try to befriend them then they take him back to the pack and they tear him up
Plot twist - they watched him run off, shrugged, & then sat back down to resume their game of checkers
@KatieDeGo
11 ай бұрын
Probably exactly what happened. There's a lot of tribes out there and unless he's some cultural anthropologist (not correct term, I don't think, but you get the idea) he would have a difficult time telling them apart from a 20 second glimpse.
@JoeBuck-uc3bl
11 ай бұрын
Yeah there are so many of them. My favorite is A Tribe Called Quest.
@mangouncut5986
11 ай бұрын
Nah it was just the naked and afraid cast they were like no one else is meant to be here
@MarshaLeeMarsh
11 ай бұрын
😂😂
@TavsWorld
11 ай бұрын
@@KatieDeGoYou go to Africa stumble upon a tribe and test that theory
I can't even run for 3 minutes. This man ran for 3 hours. I need to get my life together
@xander5516
9 ай бұрын
When your life is on the line, you will run until you collapse to the ground
@marissarose1667
9 ай бұрын
@@xander55165 min tops, then I’m dinner 🤷♀️
@elcorcho3p
8 ай бұрын
yes
@elcorcho3p
8 ай бұрын
@@xander5516your missing the point, if you never run you won't have the endurance as this guy
@Namelesslyroaming
7 ай бұрын
@@elcorcho3padrenaline work Hard boy
they were just going to ask him about his extended car warranty lol
@lisapalmeno4488
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
When that adrenaline kicks in,you better use it wisely and not panic....thats nature giving 1 last boost to survive.
@crusaderronnoc3772
Жыл бұрын
Not nature, that’s God
@Stan.S9
Жыл бұрын
@@crusaderronnoc3772 same thing....different words.
@ojgalambos7836
Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@paulamiller8376
Жыл бұрын
Well said ny friend
@tikket10
Жыл бұрын
@@crusaderronnoc3772cringe ahh believer, its nature and it evolved to be this way
Animals let you know your in danger before they kill you humans make you feel like your safe among friends before they kill you.
@nl5476
11 ай бұрын
😂❤
@thepanther543
11 ай бұрын
Moral of this story why were you even there???
@mindpower1933
11 ай бұрын
@@thepanther543 EXACTLY
@psyvera225
11 ай бұрын
A jaguar pouncing out of the tree on your neck from behind doesn't let you know...
@callumfinlayson-palmer8393
11 ай бұрын
@@psyvera225well you would know your in danger if you foresaw the ambush
Whole new meaning for "fast food"
@Balka29
4 ай бұрын
Who the hell this got only 20 likes 😂 it needs to be more
@marcodipietro8835
16 күн бұрын
underrated af
I F*cking sh*t myself when i got jumpscared by the opening image
The cannibals: “Excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?”
@kraftynightmare69
11 ай бұрын
Also The cannibals: "Scratch that, come here boy, let's see what you've been eating mf"
@Viso333
11 ай бұрын
@@kraftynightmare69 this is a cap. Native american people are not much of a cannibals😂😂😂 Its not borneo or papua or what ever.
@kraftynightmare69
11 ай бұрын
@@Viso333 I doesn't matter if it's not true, it's just a joke man XD
@doraholton6958
11 ай бұрын
We got cannabels in America too. They're feral people living in Government National Parks & Forrests!
@notofficialpickles507
11 ай бұрын
@@Viso333Where did you get your info from that this is happening in america? I know where this is happening because it got mentioned in another video. This is in a Papua where the natives Are known for that.
“Who the fuck is that weirdo” “Beats me” “Is he a threat” “I dunno man he’s just.. standing there”
@emperor_cutiebal
11 ай бұрын
menacingly
@jangofett9782
11 ай бұрын
@@emperor_cutiebal Fuck, you beat me to it
@roadrunnerbefore9403
11 ай бұрын
hahaha ha!!!
@emperor_cutiebal
11 ай бұрын
@@jangofett9782 good
@DanielSMV805
11 ай бұрын
"yeah he's... Oh there he goes"
This is why I don’t leave my house.
@chriss4563
10 ай бұрын
Wow that is just sad
@lj5190
10 ай бұрын
@@chriss4563 I was being sarcastic.
@stephanieosborne4623
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@engelberthkroeger6817
10 ай бұрын
Lol
As he was running away they were chasing rim yelling “ WOULD YOU LIKE TO SWITCH YOUR CABLE PROVIDER TO COMCAST XFINITY”
Fear is a hell of a drug.
@ettorebugatti9354
11 ай бұрын
Adrenaline, not fear.
@bruceolga3644
11 ай бұрын
Ewe huemans are addicted to F.EAR.....👁️
@suave__
11 ай бұрын
@@ettorebugatti9354boosted by fear
@burrobirra1081
11 ай бұрын
@@ettorebugatti9354boosted by fear
@gman116lop
11 ай бұрын
@@ettorebugatti9354same thing said differently
Tribesmen: "I don't eat fast food."
@1313Lidia1
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@theresakersey2260
11 ай бұрын
Hilarious they are wise I don’t eat that white fast food you be shitting for weeks😂😂😂😂
@david672
11 ай бұрын
My dad laughed hard at this 🤣😩
@christansdad
11 ай бұрын
I see what you did there. Well played.
@JoseJuan919
11 ай бұрын
😂
The tribe on the beach: We thought we would invite him to our BBQ party. Why is he running?!😂
“David goggins”
bro was running for days & they weren't worried about him at all 😭
@iammclovin3989
11 ай бұрын
LMAO just made eye contact and went back to chillin having a lake day
@unsealedhades76
11 ай бұрын
@@iammclovin3989eating humans
@xavierv5115
11 ай бұрын
@@unsealedhades76 He said nothing of the sort, he just assumed.
@iammclovin3989
11 ай бұрын
@@unsealedhades76 bet ur fun at parties
@mcm6563
11 ай бұрын
He felt the fear we don't have any idea how much fast he's heart was racing im impressed .I it was me I would faith the adrenaline that man was feeling om glad he's alive.
Yo, that cannibal AI art is terrifying. Especially the first one
@Harvxey
11 ай бұрын
Do you know where I could find those photos to save?
@k7l3rworkman97
11 ай бұрын
Right? Fck that 😂 lol 😂 mma have nightmares
@genzcurmudgeon8037
11 ай бұрын
Those are real.
@akaalisbenjamin2093
11 ай бұрын
@@genzcurmudgeon8037 from fukin where???? 😳
@billyjean5934
11 ай бұрын
@@genzcurmudgeon8037his nightmares
Just merely looking at them is a horror movie within itself.😳
Never go anywhere without something to protect yourself with, especially in the jungle.
Who goes into the Amazon without a weapon?
@cam5816
Жыл бұрын
Apparently a lot of dumbasses. This is far from the first time I’ve heard this or similar stories where people die because of this. This guy himself has told multiple of them. Like you’d think they’d at least have a machete or something ffs
@wheelson7895
Жыл бұрын
Who said he was in the Amazon?
@Avogadros_number
Жыл бұрын
@@wheelson7895he was in the Amazon, conducting research and fulfilling his never ending need to tell people how badass he is.
@wheelson7895
Жыл бұрын
@@Avogadros_number hahaha who is he? Is it worth watching the podcast or is he just full of himself?
@Avogadros_number
Жыл бұрын
@@wheelson7895 it was interesting, but he could be a bit full of it at times. It was on the Konkrete podcast. Paul Rosolie.
Imagine the fear if he turned around and they were sprint chasing him like a scene from Apocalypto! lmao
@gudaniravuluvulu3271
10 ай бұрын
Une wa tlaba. Mamalo
@vickiefisher.9863
10 ай бұрын
that movie was badass!! one of my favs
@meriandiss6675
10 ай бұрын
True... one of the best movies ever
@TROUBLESOME2009
10 ай бұрын
Then nicknamed him 'almost' when he got captured 😂
@Lusiana110
10 ай бұрын
Muhammad Qasim tried to deliver the message of his dreams to the Muslim leaders, but they do not believe, and soon after his dreams start coming true. #MuhammadQasimDreams have many warnings for the future
I could believe him because he didn't say the cliché, "I communicated with them". He ran
Michael Scott took that time in the wilderness seriously
The tribe: " Why are you running? Why are you running?"
@aemonblackfyre4159
11 ай бұрын
Whole tribe starts running after him scared of what he is running from
@ryankc6623
11 ай бұрын
When "how can she slap?!" Becomes "how can they eat!?"
@Yreikian_Escapes
11 ай бұрын
BS 😂
@ammi300
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@kolakkisikhobbies204
11 ай бұрын
In West Papua, Indonesia, there are still cannibal tribes that survive. they are very kind to foreigners and they say they eat human flesh because they are forced to by circumstances (war). Even now, there are those who provide overnight travel services in the Papuan cannibal tribe
He’s lucky to have really good stamina for 3 hours because i bet the tribes are really good at tracking. Smart to move from the water, his intelligence made him extremely lucky to be alive. Love the smart replies very cringe😂
@MonkeyDDrew
Жыл бұрын
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug lmao.
@MrAlex230187
Жыл бұрын
What if they were just trying to help before he ran
@colbyJackCheese746
Жыл бұрын
@@MrAlex230187 the only help they would provide is putting him out of his misery.
@MonkeyDDrew
Жыл бұрын
@@colbyJackCheese746 XD
@openyathirdeye6894
Жыл бұрын
Bro its fake he cappin
He's running like Captain America "on your left"
Tribesmen like "😮oh look, our Uber Eats delivery just arrived. Too bad we just had lunch"😅
“The stories of this place are that you get eaten alive if you go there” “So anyway, I went there alone with no means of self defence”
@StimParavane
11 ай бұрын
I know! He probably did this so he could go on Joe Rogan and tell the story.
@thebrutaltruth460
11 ай бұрын
Honestly I feel he's just making it all up. Can't take stuff like this seriously. His tone looks very rehearsed
@thepersonyouwatchfornoreas6132
11 ай бұрын
Right
@Sikessayso
11 ай бұрын
Fucking hilarious!
@user-fs2re4lo6g
11 ай бұрын
😂😂 exactly!
The true definition of you came to the wrong neighborhood.
Dude is living far cry irl
Mental mental mental he survived a week bro
I see these people on the NYC subway system every day.
@redeemed3265
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅❤
@HyperionTG1
11 ай бұрын
You ain't never lie about that at all LOL.
@bigmike2702
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@turbanrocker
11 ай бұрын
💀
@Blackbutterflysocial
11 ай бұрын
Lmmfao
The tribesmen look at each other, shrug and go back to what they were doing
@afiqalbawah4039
11 ай бұрын
but the facts is, like he said, if you be alone with them, its not gonna end well... its like sons of the forest in reality.
@MrDerpy-ns6sy
11 ай бұрын
@afiqalbawah4039 except the cannibals in that game have 0.2 brain cells 😂😂
@waynejohnson3714
11 ай бұрын
😂 you said in English, wtf is his problems. Probably had to take a dump.
@bladerunner9129
11 ай бұрын
Imagine 🤣 Meanwhile he’s floating down rivers and base jumping
@willie6981
11 ай бұрын
If mother nature could talk its not gonna go well aswell.
He ran straight to the studio to tell this story
The pictures tho im having nightmares for the rest of my fricking life gosh 💀
"Why would I be armed in cannibal country? That's just crazy talk."
@datyashema1006
11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🏃🏿
@donthemailmanglitches6674
11 ай бұрын
Crazy? I was crazy once
@hasix404
11 ай бұрын
@@donthemailmanglitches6674they locked me in a room
@noemimorales3069
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@gabrielcruz4303
11 ай бұрын
@@hasix404a rubber room
They just wanted to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
@theinvisibleworld888
11 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@musicandaffection6363
11 ай бұрын
😂
@ShinzoUchihaX
11 ай бұрын
Just fishing for likes.
@salh9276
11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@1timerod
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
“Guys, hear me out. My flavor… absolutely not worth it”
“Ah yes, glad you finally made it! We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
The Lesson is you gotta stop going places you don't belong.
@earth-6163
11 ай бұрын
Right?! Like stay on your own lane, nobody forced you to go there.
@henkolsonpietersen2242
11 ай бұрын
@@earth-6163right? Like don’t go outside ever bro and don’t have hobbies because something can go wrong
@earth-6163
11 ай бұрын
@@henkolsonpietersen2242 If that's the context you took from my comment, Sure!
@big_meech8653
11 ай бұрын
@@henkolsonpietersen2242right? Like just lock yourself in the house and curl up into a ball on the bathroom floor
@jeromeprincejr3842
11 ай бұрын
@@henkolsonpietersen2242 Invading other people's natural space for your leisure, or impeding into wildlife areas for fun is absolutely a white entitlement concept. Indigenous peoples across the globe have seen what follows after the white man is allowed to "explore" their space. That leads to exploitation of the resources and people, and/or colonization and commandeering of the land. This is why some of these indigenous people attack intruders because they don't want to risk their home becoming your playground.
I picture Jack sparrow running from the cannibals in pirates of the Caribbean 2 😂
@tanyaarchuleta8156
11 ай бұрын
He was like “I got a jar of dirt”. Lol
@darktrooper2099
11 ай бұрын
*AND???????*
@tanyaarchuleta8156
11 ай бұрын
@@darktrooper2099 And guess what’s inside of it?
Nah if I saw something like that I’m shitting immediately, and shit, maybe they wont eat me if they smell the shit too💀
@lisapalmeno4488
2 ай бұрын
They're probably used to that.
the lesson is, never wonder in a jungle full cannibals
@drhsn5271
Жыл бұрын
Or go with a group armed to the teeth, tribes won't stand a chance.
@judepotter556
Жыл бұрын
@@drhsn5271we know this from king Kong, the jack black version
@GG-08
Жыл бұрын
What do you think he was wondering? Or maybe the forest was so magical and full of wonder??? Hm. I wonder.
@lanxy2398
Жыл бұрын
@@drhsn5271tribe members with people who are able to blend in, know the forest on the back of their hand and have arrows trained on your position at a drop of a hat lol, spraying bullets won’t do shit
@drhsn5271
Жыл бұрын
@lanxy2398 ok i have several points to make; if they're actually isolated from society the sound of gun shots will scare them, we can bring dogs which would expose them and tear them apart, and lastly, if it's at night and we ha e night vision they're sitting ducks ready to be killed.
The scariest part about this story, that no one seems to be mentioning, is that they let him go. They know the jungle ten times better than him, they live and breath the jungle, they are armed, they seem to be hunting. They chose to let him leave.
@stolenjunk
11 ай бұрын
Maybe they thought they were seeing big foot
@rudkomontana2618
10 ай бұрын
nobody knows
@justinnatasmai4503
10 ай бұрын
Yeah, no shit. Like that movie Wrong Turn.
@MaryPoppins131
10 ай бұрын
He was lucky to see them right after dinner, they were full and did not feel like chaising old skinny meal down.
@juliemassaro3630
10 ай бұрын
Well he said he saw smoke so they were cooking already
"But ya... Had a good time, definitely would go back again. 10/10 trip" Podcaster: "100 percent"
They're just needing to talk to you about your car's extended warranty 😅
What's even scarier is that they clearly didn't go after him, no way he would have escaped if they did, especially when he said he was running for a week, the tribe was probably resting after doing tribe stuff that day and decided he wasn't worth it
@redthedragon88
11 ай бұрын
Right. They can probably run and swim nonstop
@GK-ku3zv
11 ай бұрын
He probably didn't look delicious enough to make the effort.
@mysadlife1771
11 ай бұрын
“Tribe stuff” 😂😂😂
@fastpackcyclist6901
11 ай бұрын
the reason they didn't chase is the same reason you don't fight for no reason, they were checking him out, and with the river he would still get away, either that or the tribe is bigger than we think and thought the other tribe members would catch him,
@m0n4rch911
11 ай бұрын
@@fastpackcyclist6901pretty sure the tribe got spooked too and his reaction was just faster to not test the tribe and the shock probably gave him a few seconds of head start coz these tribes you wont hear them coming and you have no idea if thats even all of them and one is probably on top of a tree being a look out coz their already one with the forest so they'll track him down and good he didnt stop coz hes being tracked if hes correct and testing that theory is a bad idea since he started running he cannot stop so commit. Tribes will hit you when your most vulnerable, they even catch prey with better senses than they are.
He’s lucky asf he even got a chance to run for 3 hours, tribal people that survive in the wild/nature are far more skilled than us when it comes to survival so he’s blessed they didn’t track him or chase him.
@gerbenvanderschaaf6879
11 ай бұрын
So you believe this fake story?
@SMSCHANNEL998
11 ай бұрын
Or he was just paranoid guys
@danieltatum4262
11 ай бұрын
It’s very fake
@jille2989
11 ай бұрын
He was on DMT and it was his robot vacuum cleaner who chased him in his appartment
@Blake-ld7mx
11 ай бұрын
He was obviously paranoid..or fake story..or got mad lucky..any tribal cannibal group would have stalked him easily
Pov a 50cal gun 🗿🗿
Adrenaline for more than 3 hours
Bro just spat out the entire plot for The Forest and Sons of the Forest
@ScovilleMusician
Жыл бұрын
The game? 😅
@user-ez9gz1ws6b
Жыл бұрын
Yea the game
@nutzy99ify
Жыл бұрын
I was RLSlimwilly in launch. I always wrecked everyone's forts. Chaos
@tereziii
Жыл бұрын
yeah bro this random fuckin 40 year old went on joe rogan and recited the plot of a game are you alright man
@billysbigworld6166
Жыл бұрын
FR
"In the jungle its what you cant see that is most likely to kill you . "
@michaelvay8610
11 ай бұрын
But you can see them. He just said that.
@Wolverines24
11 ай бұрын
@@michaelvay8610 yea and he lived
@babyfezza7169
11 ай бұрын
@@Wolverines24yeah cant beleive he missed the point
@Telecniop.
11 ай бұрын
@@michaelvay8610you had one job
@Pain-95
11 ай бұрын
Why darkness is scary because it is so calm. Why cuz it shelters the terror in a very calm way. There is no way if you walking in a dark place and it is full of snake or apex predators you will never know until 💀 example : in the middle of the night in the sea its pitch black but if you torch you will see huge mountain size scary waves really terrifying😂
He gets it. Bear or man? He chooses bear.
me with a glock with the switch on and red dot:
This dudes the best athlete we've ever known. Ran 3 straight hours then took a swim to cool down!
@henrysanders2511
11 ай бұрын
David goggins
@Nilla187og
11 ай бұрын
Think he over exagerated on hours 😅
@user-kg9xh2kn7q
11 ай бұрын
@@Nilla187oghe was running for his life. I can do it whole day if I we're him
@Nilla187og
11 ай бұрын
@@user-kg9xh2kn7q adrenaline yes
@juliagoodfellow7539
11 ай бұрын
Fear will enhance performance every time
And that all started with the thought "I'm bored being at home" 😂
@bladenukem
11 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@user-ov8ji8oq2v
11 ай бұрын
And he will not go back there ever again
@kristinnefertiti8267
11 ай бұрын
Loooool
@hauntbygaunt
11 ай бұрын
rather have the story than be subjected to boredom inside
He cappin that he was there
Well that’s one way of saying i’m an idiot!
Never go in the woods without a weapon
@user-no8in6py9f
10 ай бұрын
No weapon would've saved him if they got close enough and were hunting him.
@sbirkkk
10 ай бұрын
@@user-no8in6py9f not even remotely true, all you need is a pistol some extra magazines and you could probably scare them away
@kristophergoad2135
10 ай бұрын
@sbirkkk they don't know wtf a pistol is. It's gonna piss em off you're doing black magic on their homies
@sbirkkk
10 ай бұрын
@@kristophergoad2135 then shoot a warning shot?
@mariateresa2050
10 ай бұрын
Never go into the Amazon without a local guide 🌳
This man saved his own life. We ALL have an inner voice. You would be smart to listen to it, instead of ignoring it....
@sylviawylie9218
11 ай бұрын
Most of us save our own lives by having an inner voice that says "don't go alone into the jungle with nothing to defend yourself with".
@BrendansMomFitnessOfficial
11 ай бұрын
Actually we don't all have an inner voice which is kind of a weird thought. They still think but there is no voice or sound they can hear
@ryanfoleye
11 ай бұрын
@@BrendansMomFitnessOfficialI've got no inner voice, hard to comprehend having one
@SuzySue415
11 ай бұрын
He saved nobody. There are no violent cannibalistic tribes in the Amazon. He's lying.
@blizzard1198
11 ай бұрын
Bro whats this inner voice thing? Its just pure instinct and hormones making your body go maximum condition for a few minutes ir even hour's.
This dude actually reminds me of that famous actor, he was black, gay, and he was also french.
I straight turn into Jack sparrow
You’re just lucky that when you met they were across the river and not face to face. They easily could have been watching you for hours or minutes
@BionicPig95
11 ай бұрын
Or even seconds.
@Ghost_in_Gray_
11 ай бұрын
@@BionicPig95😂
@C4DeadCharge
11 ай бұрын
@@BionicPig95or even milliseconds
@thanosianthemadtitanic
11 ай бұрын
@@C4DeadChargeor even all of etrnity
@robbdgaf1768
11 ай бұрын
While masturbating
The tribe actually kept yelling, "hey, we got leftover chicken, take it with you!"
@lindaireland2751
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Laura_Jane
10 ай бұрын
Virtual fist bump*
@zarashental
10 ай бұрын
He replied then: No thanks! I don't eat leftovers! 😅😂
@user-mg8uu2ry2p
10 ай бұрын
Best comment! 😂😂😂😂😂
@vthomas375
10 ай бұрын
Not a good sign if they were yelling at him that they eat sentients, then was it?
It was at that moment the tribe tried to tell me about my extended warranty
The AI not even matching dude's description lol
Dude the first photo/thumbnail is genuinely one of the most terrifying masks I have ever scene. Hollywood take notes
@FazFab
11 ай бұрын
I agree, straight nightmare fuel
@nosferatu5595
11 ай бұрын
I actually thought it was a movie scene. Can't tell you how disappointed i was when I noticed it was a Joe Rogan clip
@ttvdelirium343
11 ай бұрын
It’s ai generated
@bmarchbanks7661
11 ай бұрын
Human skull masks! Freaky
@SilkesJr
11 ай бұрын
@@ttvdelirium343 do u know from where? have been trying to find this pic for some days now..
“Jamie pull up that video of the grizzly bear beefing with the cannibals”
@thegringo2.0
11 ай бұрын
if somehow that video exists, I need to have that
@joelpolanco2932
11 ай бұрын
Bro I read this in his voice 😂😂😂
@FaLkraydz
11 ай бұрын
@@thegringo2.0me too.
@StonedTaco420
11 ай бұрын
LMAOOO
@Unsalted375
11 ай бұрын
Lol
Man’s said there’s were no weapons around him while standing in the middle of a jungle 😂
This is terrifying
Tribe: “That’s disgusting, we just want our hat back”
@santana8924
11 ай бұрын
"He was number 1!"
@starlord6819
11 ай бұрын
@@santana8924HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
@Machete1708
11 ай бұрын
No flippin way!!
@darbs2112
11 ай бұрын
Lmfao😂
@TheBlakus420
11 ай бұрын
@@santana8924Smitty Werben ManJetson:
Top tip: Don’t go into these areas.
@anotherfriendlyshikikan6960
11 ай бұрын
High tip: napalm sticks to kids and even better if in a jungle
@littlebenet09
11 ай бұрын
W tip
@westonadams7135
11 ай бұрын
It would be interesting to see a squad go in there armed to the teeth, just to see if they would fu ck around and find out.. haha. ROE, don't shoot unless shot at.. Bet they would chill out after that and would be friendly. It seems those type of tribes only take easy prey..
@imanigordon6803
11 ай бұрын
@@westonadams7135or maybe just maybe don’t go into their territory and try to fight people that didn’t bother you.
@buddy_132
11 ай бұрын
@@imanigordon6803 A bunch of cannibalistic murderers that go out and hunt humans? Yeah no, they can say hi to God for me.
This is such a crazy story
It's all fun and games till a a hyper trained sharpshooter takes them out one by one w/ bullets.
“ I’m telling you he ran for 3 hours… We were gonna offer him a ride in our Jeep. “
@General_Klytus
11 ай бұрын
😂
@tanyaarchuleta8156
11 ай бұрын
Lol, that’s hilarious!!!!
@waynedouglas1194
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@lashondamartin2775
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
Lesson 1… bring a gun with ammo
@chrisjackson8321
Жыл бұрын
Fr idc how illegal it is or if they call it genocide i call it self defense
@kingmanku8637
Жыл бұрын
Here is a plan don't go to such places so everyone survives
@braveheart2785
Жыл бұрын
you got into a place where cannibalism is done and you know it it may happen and you want to shoot them and say it's self defense?
@mattsmith9659
Жыл бұрын
Um....YEA! That or climb into their cooking pot and let them eat you ... That's like saying , " I'm going on safari, where I know there's going to be lions and I might get eaten but let me leave my gun and machete home. " ..🤤Duhh! Sounds good to me.... 🙄
@BlackKnight288
Жыл бұрын
@@braveheart2785eh, I mean maybe don’t go to those parts of the world, but I certainly don’t have compassion for those types of cannibals that end up dead.
Where are the full videos
that first picture dead ass gave me a panic attack
That is the real meaning of “run for your life” and this guy took it real
@oqorrwakkxyccplus432
11 ай бұрын
L Comment
@crinqe8959
11 ай бұрын
@@oqorrwakkxyccplus432why lol
@oqorrwakkxyccplus432
11 ай бұрын
@@crinqe8959 It’s bland, stupid, pointless, and unnecessary.
@TheofficialMina_ashido
11 ай бұрын
@@oqorrwakkxyccplus432but so was your's what sense does that make 😂
@oqorrwakkxyccplus432
11 ай бұрын
@@TheofficialMina_ashido The comment makes no sense, and it’s not clever at all. It reminds me of when I was really young and created my first ever KZread account, and I would just comment dumb things that were vaguely related to the video just because I wanted to make a comment like everyone else. I was literally commenting for the sake of commenting, and it feels like this dude did that as well.
Then he fell from bed, shook his head and went back to sleeping.
Cannibalism Is a factor in my metabolism aint no food in my fridge just body parts 😮
Dinner got away 😆
Instead they yelled, "hey man, you got an android charger?"
@xXCigarXx
11 ай бұрын
except androids dont need some bullshit proprietary plug in like an apple product....so they would ask for a usb-c
@dyawr
11 ай бұрын
@@xXCigarXx 😂 lol
@dravidianking1298
11 ай бұрын
@@xXCigarXx I think that’s what he’s implying by android charger. A lot of people have iPhone chargers on them which aren’t usb-c so when a person says “android charger” that’s what they’re referring to.
Dude has the spine chill perk
@enclaveofficerz3245
11 ай бұрын
Same, anytime something really bad is about to happen i get that weird spine chill.
@qwertyasdf4081
11 ай бұрын
dbd
@bdogg141
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 more like adrenaline
@shigglezz684
11 ай бұрын
Nice referance
@lordjaec
11 ай бұрын
got that adrenaline boost + maybe a dead hard
Where’s the full video
Bruh the last short b4 bed be like
Remember kids if you plan on exploring the woods always keep a blicky Incase things get sticky
@veeyan6882
11 ай бұрын
U getting arrowed from places u cant even tell or see
@redemption2901
11 ай бұрын
@@veeyan6882 So what are u trying to say? Walk without a weapon, then? not sure if ur pessimist or just a dumbass but a weapon is better than no weapon
@AngelAcosta-cm1zi
11 ай бұрын
@@veeyan6882 fun fact bullets travel more than 3x the speed of sound that you get hit by the bullet before your brain and ears can process the sound of the gun shot meanwhile arrows can be survivable because they where designed to maim and slow down it's intended target meanwhile a bullet will drop you because bullets leave nastier wounds because of the energy being dumped into your fleshy bits turning everything in it's path into ground beef practice makes perfect and make sure your aim is what won't get you killed
@LoganTheWeeb11
11 ай бұрын
THEY ARE IN THE TREES!!! EVERYONE FUCKING RUN!!
@Sinn0100
11 ай бұрын
What the Hell is a blicky? Whatever it is...I wouldn't step in that place without a rifle and a sidearm. Both firearms would be semiautomatic and hi-cap with a few spare mags for each. Further, I wouldn't go in there alone either. Addendum- For those saying I'm getting arrowed from places I can't see...they have their training and I have mine. I might not make it out but some are coming with me.
My great Granpa was a treasure Hunter in the Amazon jungle over 100 yrs ago and was shot by a poisonous arrow from one of those tribes in the Oriente in Ecuador .He some how survived that incident but later died from Malaria .True story !
@braxtonpierce8768
10 ай бұрын
Sorry for your loss
@Montana-3
10 ай бұрын
Wow. How cool is that?? Thanks for sharing! Your Grandpa was a very brave and adventurous man. To be going into the Amazon looking for treasure over 100 yrs ago- takes alot of guts! Just think his blood now runs through you! I hope you share his adventurous spirit.
@mariapikat2133
9 ай бұрын
You mean malaria is dangerous than poisonous gun arrow?
@sprayz390
9 ай бұрын
my gosh! that must’ve been so so scary for him! i would’ve loved to hear him tell the story! rest in peace! ❤
@allengeorge9570
9 ай бұрын
So sad, sorry about that
That thumbnail 💀💀
"It took me a week to get back to town" .. only a week?? 😅
Man entered SURVIVAL MODE ASAP 😂!
@youslut
11 ай бұрын
Lmfao fr though like the more I think about it it's actually peak human performance haha
You didn't escape. They weren't just in the mood for another round. Stay safe.
@suna9555
Жыл бұрын
🤓
@antispiral09
Жыл бұрын
@@suna9555I mean it’s true, people who live in the wolf like tribes are in top peak human form and could run faster than any regular suburban man on a tourist trip, plus they had bows so they definitely just weren’t in the mood to get another meal right before they were about to eat there’s
@suna9555
Жыл бұрын
@@antispiral09 it's true doesn't mean it's any less corny to hear to me, I get a superior vibe from reading it so it sounds corny
@yessirskiii5266
Жыл бұрын
🐶🕶️
@Alpha1918
Жыл бұрын
@@suna9555I agree
Nah bro I’d rather die any other way than knowing I was gonna be eaten when I was killed 😢
Never go exploring without a gun. Not just for humans, but mountain lions and other animals as well. A lever action rifle or revolver is perfect.