The Dark Truth Behind The Titanic - kzread.infoODml5jaQOMQ?feature=share

@aishi_rei

11 ай бұрын

Cult/ure

@MRF-115

11 ай бұрын

Why not bring a gun? I've done it before in many Jungles/Forrests around the world

@quwanawhite1659

11 ай бұрын

Full of shiiiir

@spindarella

11 ай бұрын

😮

@TravisTracey

11 ай бұрын

😊😅😅😅😅😅😅

The scariest thing to see in the jungle...is a group of humans.

@Jamal2.00

11 ай бұрын

😳

@dzekewongkarlson

11 ай бұрын

soo true!!

@theunclethatdoesnttouchyou

11 ай бұрын

​@jmgonzales7701 It helps no one to dehumanize.

@alturner4234

11 ай бұрын

A group of humans that live there and you weren't invited

@getawaycar23

11 ай бұрын

@@theunclethatdoesnttouchyouhe’s the beast probably

These AI pictures are straight nightmare fuel💀

@tag5846

11 ай бұрын

FACTS

@bernalesjames9110

11 ай бұрын

Kanye West for President❤

@blackairforcepowerscaling5049

11 ай бұрын

Thank you for commenting this

@TheReallJJ815

11 ай бұрын

Agreed but ok

@el_chapos_supplier

11 ай бұрын

ikr😂

"All my food got wet" So did theirs!

@Ziggy1616

8 ай бұрын

How does this not have more likes😂

@karentelling7746

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@karenkelly7907

8 ай бұрын

😮

@Floppy-BrawlStars

8 ай бұрын

🥶🥶

@kornkat

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

As he was running away like a maniac, the tribe was yelling from behind: "Hey! Come back! We found your wallet!"

@missfreshair

10 ай бұрын

😅

@crystailmoniquesmith8088

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@georginajones5821

9 ай бұрын

Hahahaha

@ochinijiny

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 u break my nervous after seeing this video

9 ай бұрын

@@ochinijiny glad i could help :)

Steve Irwin: People are scarier than animals because they try to be your friend first.

@dawidm08277

11 ай бұрын

Yes🐊💚

@OXUK1998

11 ай бұрын

Real shit

@austinwattler5226

11 ай бұрын

So True -

@misteryoung1934

11 ай бұрын

Only stupid people are scary. Smart people can reason with each other. Stupid people will get scared and do something stupid. How is this story worse than settlers showing up and murdering everyone?

@coredadventure1

11 ай бұрын

I don't know coyotes do that with dogs they try to befriend them then they take him back to the pack and they tear him up

Plot twist - they watched him run off, shrugged, & then sat back down to resume their game of checkers

@KatieDeGo

11 ай бұрын

Probably exactly what happened. There's a lot of tribes out there and unless he's some cultural anthropologist (not correct term, I don't think, but you get the idea) he would have a difficult time telling them apart from a 20 second glimpse.

@JoeBuck-uc3bl

11 ай бұрын

Yeah there are so many of them. My favorite is A Tribe Called Quest.

@mangouncut5986

11 ай бұрын

Nah it was just the naked and afraid cast they were like no one else is meant to be here

@MarshaLeeMarsh

11 ай бұрын

😂😂

@TavsWorld

11 ай бұрын

@@KatieDeGoYou go to Africa stumble upon a tribe and test that theory

I can't even run for 3 minutes. This man ran for 3 hours. I need to get my life together

@xander5516

9 ай бұрын

When your life is on the line, you will run until you collapse to the ground

@marissarose1667

8 ай бұрын

⁠@@xander55165 min tops, then I’m dinner 🤷‍♀️

@elcorcho3p

8 ай бұрын

yes

@elcorcho3p

8 ай бұрын

​@@xander5516your missing the point, if you never run you won't have the endurance as this guy

@Namelesslyroaming

7 ай бұрын

​@@elcorcho3padrenaline work Hard boy

they were just going to ask him about his extended car warranty lol

@lisapalmeno4488

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

The cannibals: “Excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?”

@kraftynightmare69

11 ай бұрын

Also The cannibals: "Scratch that, come here boy, let's see what you've been eating mf"

@Viso333

11 ай бұрын

​@@kraftynightmare69 this is a cap. Native american people are not much of a cannibals😂😂😂 Its not borneo or papua or what ever.

@kraftynightmare69

11 ай бұрын

@@Viso333 I doesn't matter if it's not true, it's just a joke man XD

@doraholton6958

11 ай бұрын

We got cannabels in America too. They're feral people living in Government National Parks & Forrests!

@notofficialpickles507

11 ай бұрын

​@@Viso333Where did you get your info from that this is happening in america? I know where this is happening because it got mentioned in another video. This is in a Papua where the natives Are known for that.

When that adrenaline kicks in,you better use it wisely and not panic....thats nature giving 1 last boost to survive.

@crusaderronnoc3772

11 ай бұрын

Not nature, that’s God

@Stan.S9

11 ай бұрын

@@crusaderronnoc3772 same thing....different words.

@ojgalambos7836

11 ай бұрын

Thank you

@paulamiller8376

11 ай бұрын

Well said ny friend

@tikket10

11 ай бұрын

​@@crusaderronnoc3772cringe ahh believer, its nature and it evolved to be this way

I F*cking sh*t myself when i got jumpscared by the opening image

Whole new meaning for "fast food"

@Balka29

3 ай бұрын

Who the hell this got only 20 likes 😂 it needs to be more

@marcodipietro8835

11 күн бұрын

underrated af

Animals let you know your in danger before they kill you humans make you feel like your safe among friends before they kill you.

@nl5476

11 ай бұрын

😂❤

@thepanther543

11 ай бұрын

Moral of this story why were you even there???

@mindpower1933

11 ай бұрын

@@thepanther543 EXACTLY

@psyvera225

11 ай бұрын

A jaguar pouncing out of the tree on your neck from behind doesn't let you know...

@callumfinlayson-palmer8393

11 ай бұрын

​@@psyvera225well you would know your in danger if you foresaw the ambush

Tribesmen: "I don't eat fast food."

@1313Lidia1

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@theresakersey2260

11 ай бұрын

Hilarious they are wise I don’t eat that white fast food you be shitting for weeks😂😂😂😂

@david672

11 ай бұрын

My dad laughed hard at this 🤣😩

@christansdad

11 ай бұрын

I see what you did there. Well played.

@JoseJuan919

11 ай бұрын

😂

As he was running away they were chasing rim yelling “ WOULD YOU LIKE TO SWITCH YOUR CABLE PROVIDER TO COMCAST XFINITY”

The tribe on the beach: We thought we would invite him to our BBQ party. Why is he running?!😂

Fear is a hell of a drug.

@ettorebugatti9354

11 ай бұрын

Adrenaline, not fear.

@bruceolga3644

11 ай бұрын

Ewe huemans are addicted to F.EAR.....👁️

@suave__

11 ай бұрын

@@ettorebugatti9354boosted by fear

@burrobirra1081

11 ай бұрын

​@@ettorebugatti9354boosted by fear

@gman116lop

11 ай бұрын

@@ettorebugatti9354same thing said differently

“Who the fuck is that weirdo” “Beats me” “Is he a threat” “I dunno man he’s just.. standing there”

@emperor_cutiebal

11 ай бұрын

menacingly

@jangofett9782

11 ай бұрын

@@emperor_cutiebal Fuck, you beat me to it

@roadrunnerbefore9403

11 ай бұрын

hahaha ha!!!

@emperor_cutiebal

11 ай бұрын

@@jangofett9782 good

@DanielSMV805

11 ай бұрын

"yeah he's... Oh there he goes"

This is why I don’t leave my house.

@chriss4563

10 ай бұрын

Wow that is just sad

@lj5190

10 ай бұрын

@@chriss4563 I was being sarcastic.

@stephanieosborne4623

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@engelberthkroeger6817

10 ай бұрын

Lol

He's running like Captain America "on your left"

bro was running for days & they weren't worried about him at all 😭

@iammclovin3989

11 ай бұрын

LMAO just made eye contact and went back to chillin having a lake day

@unsealedhades76

11 ай бұрын

​@@iammclovin3989eating humans

@xavierv5115

11 ай бұрын

@@unsealedhades76 He said nothing of the sort, he just assumed.

@iammclovin3989

11 ай бұрын

@@unsealedhades76 bet ur fun at parties

@mcm6563

11 ай бұрын

He felt the fear we don't have any idea how much fast he's heart was racing im impressed .I it was me I would faith the adrenaline that man was feeling om glad he's alive.

The tribe: " Why are you running? Why are you running?"

@aemonblackfyre4159

11 ай бұрын

Whole tribe starts running after him scared of what he is running from

@ryankc6623

11 ай бұрын

When "how can she slap?!" Becomes "how can they eat!?"

@Yreikian_Escapes

11 ай бұрын

BS 😂

@ammi300

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@kolakkisikhobbies204

11 ай бұрын

In West Papua, Indonesia, there are still cannibal tribes that survive. they are very kind to foreigners and they say they eat human flesh because they are forced to by circumstances (war). Even now, there are those who provide overnight travel services in the Papuan cannibal tribe

Tribesmen like "😮oh look, our Uber Eats delivery just arrived. Too bad we just had lunch"😅

“David goggins”

Who goes into the Amazon without a weapon?

@cam5816

11 ай бұрын

Apparently a lot of dumbasses. This is far from the first time I’ve heard this or similar stories where people die because of this. This guy himself has told multiple of them. Like you’d think they’d at least have a machete or something ffs

@wheelson7895

11 ай бұрын

Who said he was in the Amazon?

@Avogadros_number

11 ай бұрын

@@wheelson7895he was in the Amazon, conducting research and fulfilling his never ending need to tell people how badass he is.

@wheelson7895

11 ай бұрын

@@Avogadros_number hahaha who is he? Is it worth watching the podcast or is he just full of himself?

@Avogadros_number

11 ай бұрын

@@wheelson7895 it was interesting, but he could be a bit full of it at times. It was on the Konkrete podcast. Paul Rosolie.

Imagine the fear if he turned around and they were sprint chasing him like a scene from Apocalypto! lmao

@gudaniravuluvulu3271

10 ай бұрын

Une wa tlaba. Mamalo

@vickiefisher.9863

10 ай бұрын

that movie was badass!! one of my favs

@meriandiss6675

9 ай бұрын

True... one of the best movies ever

@TROUBLESOME2009

9 ай бұрын

Then nicknamed him 'almost' when he got captured 😂

@Lusiana110

9 ай бұрын

Muhammad Qasim tried to deliver the message of his dreams to the Muslim leaders, but they do not believe, and soon after his dreams start coming true. #MuhammadQasimDreams have many warnings for the future

Just merely looking at them is a horror movie within itself.😳

I could believe him because he didn't say the cliché, "I communicated with them". He ran

Yo, that cannibal AI art is terrifying. Especially the first one

@Harvxey

11 ай бұрын

Do you know where I could find those photos to save?

@k7l3rworkman97

11 ай бұрын

Right? Fck that 😂 lol 😂 mma have nightmares

@genzcurmudgeon8037

11 ай бұрын

Those are real.

@akaalisbenjamin2093

11 ай бұрын

@@genzcurmudgeon8037 from fukin where???? 😳

@billyjean5934

11 ай бұрын

​@@genzcurmudgeon8037his nightmares

I picture Jack sparrow running from the cannibals in pirates of the Caribbean 2 😂

@tanyaarchuleta8156

11 ай бұрын

He was like “I got a jar of dirt”. Lol

@darktrooper2099

11 ай бұрын

*AND???????*

@tanyaarchuleta8156

11 ай бұрын

@@darktrooper2099 And guess what’s inside of it?

Michael Scott took that time in the wilderness seriously

He ran straight to the studio to tell this story

I see these people on the NYC subway system every day.

@redeemed3265

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅❤

@HyperionTG1

11 ай бұрын

You ain't never lie about that at all LOL.

@bigmike2702

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@turbanrocker

11 ай бұрын

💀

@Blackbutterflysocial

11 ай бұрын

Lmmfao

The true definition of you came to the wrong neighborhood.

Dude is living far cry irl

The pictures tho im having nightmares for the rest of my fricking life gosh 💀

the lesson is, never wonder in a jungle full cannibals

@drhsn5271

11 ай бұрын

Or go with a group armed to the teeth, tribes won't stand a chance.

@judepotter556

11 ай бұрын

​@@drhsn5271we know this from king Kong, the jack black version

@GG-08

11 ай бұрын

What do you think he was wondering? Or maybe the forest was so magical and full of wonder??? Hm. I wonder.

@lanxy2398

11 ай бұрын

@@drhsn5271tribe members with people who are able to blend in, know the forest on the back of their hand and have arrows trained on your position at a drop of a hat lol, spraying bullets won’t do shit

@drhsn5271

11 ай бұрын

@lanxy2398 ok i have several points to make; if they're actually isolated from society the sound of gun shots will scare them, we can bring dogs which would expose them and tear them apart, and lastly, if it's at night and we ha e night vision they're sitting ducks ready to be killed.

“The stories of this place are that you get eaten alive if you go there” “So anyway, I went there alone with no means of self defence”

@StimParavane

10 ай бұрын

I know! He probably did this so he could go on Joe Rogan and tell the story.

@thebrutaltruth460

10 ай бұрын

Honestly I feel he's just making it all up. Can't take stuff like this seriously. His tone looks very rehearsed

@thepersonyouwatchfornoreas6132

10 ай бұрын

Right

@Sikessayso

10 ай бұрын

Fucking hilarious!

@user-fs2re4lo6g

10 ай бұрын

😂😂 exactly!

“Ah yes, glad you finally made it! We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”

“Guys, hear me out. My flavor… absolutely not worth it”

"Why would I be armed in cannibal country? That's just crazy talk."

@datyashema1006

11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🏃🏿

@donthemailmanglitches6674

11 ай бұрын

Crazy? I was crazy once

@hasix404

11 ай бұрын

@@donthemailmanglitches6674they locked me in a room

@noemimorales3069

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@gabrielcruz4303

11 ай бұрын

​@@hasix404a rubber room

"In the jungle its what you cant see that is most likely to kill you . "

@michaelvay8610

11 ай бұрын

But you can see them. He just said that.

@Wolverines24

11 ай бұрын

​@@michaelvay8610 yea and he lived

@babyfezza7169

11 ай бұрын

​@@Wolverines24yeah cant beleive he missed the point

@Telecniop.

11 ай бұрын

@@michaelvay8610you had one job

@Pain-95

11 ай бұрын

Why darkness is scary because it is so calm. Why cuz it shelters the terror in a very calm way. There is no way if you walking in a dark place and it is full of snake or apex predators you will never know until 💀 example : in the middle of the night in the sea its pitch black but if you torch you will see huge mountain size scary waves really terrifying😂

Never go anywhere without something to protect yourself with, especially in the jungle.

Mental mental mental he survived a week bro

The tribesmen look at each other, shrug and go back to what they were doing

@afiqalbawah4039

11 ай бұрын

but the facts is, like he said, if you be alone with them, its not gonna end well... its like sons of the forest in reality.

@MrDerpy-ns6sy

11 ай бұрын

​@afiqalbawah4039 except the cannibals in that game have 0.2 brain cells 😂😂

@waynejohnson3714

11 ай бұрын

😂 you said in English, wtf is his problems. Probably had to take a dump.

@bladerunner9129

11 ай бұрын

Imagine 🤣 Meanwhile he’s floating down rivers and base jumping

@willie6981

11 ай бұрын

If mother nature could talk its not gonna go well aswell.

They just wanted to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

@theinvisibleworld888

11 ай бұрын

Lmfao

@musicandaffection6363

11 ай бұрын

😂

@ShinzoUchihaX

11 ай бұрын

Just fishing for likes.

@salh9276

11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@1timerod

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Bruh the last short b4 bed be like

me with a glock with the switch on and red dot:

The Lesson is you gotta stop going places you don't belong.

@earth-6163

11 ай бұрын

Right?! Like stay on your own lane, nobody forced you to go there.

@henkolsonpietersen2242

11 ай бұрын

@@earth-6163right? Like don’t go outside ever bro and don’t have hobbies because something can go wrong

@earth-6163

11 ай бұрын

@@henkolsonpietersen2242 If that's the context you took from my comment, Sure!

@big_meech8653

11 ай бұрын

@@henkolsonpietersen2242right? Like just lock yourself in the house and curl up into a ball on the bathroom floor

@jeromeprincejr3842

11 ай бұрын

@@henkolsonpietersen2242 Invading other people's natural space for your leisure, or impeding into wildlife areas for fun is absolutely a white entitlement concept. Indigenous peoples across the globe have seen what follows after the white man is allowed to "explore" their space. That leads to exploitation of the resources and people, and/or colonization and commandeering of the land. This is why some of these indigenous people attack intruders because they don't want to risk their home becoming your playground.

And that all started with the thought "I'm bored being at home" 😂

@bladenukem

11 ай бұрын

Thank you.

@user-ov8ji8oq2v

11 ай бұрын

And he will not go back there ever again

@kristinnefertiti8267

11 ай бұрын

Loooool

@hauntbygaunt

11 ай бұрын

rather have the story than be subjected to boredom inside

He gets it. Bear or man? He chooses bear.

They're just needing to talk to you about your car's extended warranty 😅

He’s lucky to have really good stamina for 3 hours because i bet the tribes are really good at tracking. Smart to move from the water, his intelligence made him extremely lucky to be alive. Love the smart replies very cringe😂

@MonkeyDDrew

11 ай бұрын

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug lmao.

@MrAlex230187

11 ай бұрын

What if they were just trying to help before he ran

@colbyJackCheese746

11 ай бұрын

@@MrAlex230187 the only help they would provide is putting him out of his misery.

@MonkeyDDrew

11 ай бұрын

@@colbyJackCheese746 XD

@openyathirdeye6894

11 ай бұрын

Bro its fake he cappin

Bro just spat out the entire plot for The Forest and Sons of the Forest

@ScovilleMusician

11 ай бұрын

The game? 😅

@user-ez9gz1ws6b

11 ай бұрын

Yea the game

@nutzy99ify

11 ай бұрын

I was RLSlimwilly in launch. I always wrecked everyone's forts. Chaos

@tereziii

11 ай бұрын

yeah bro this random fuckin 40 year old went on joe rogan and recited the plot of a game are you alright man

@billysbigworld6166

11 ай бұрын

FR

Adrenaline for more than 3 hours

Nah if I saw something like that I’m shitting immediately, and shit, maybe they wont eat me if they smell the shit too💀

@lisapalmeno4488

2 ай бұрын

They're probably used to that.

Never go in the woods without a weapon

@user-no8in6py9f

10 ай бұрын

No weapon would've saved him if they got close enough and were hunting him.

@sbirkkk

10 ай бұрын

@@user-no8in6py9f not even remotely true, all you need is a pistol some extra magazines and you could probably scare them away

@kristophergoad2135

10 ай бұрын

​@sbirkkk they don't know wtf a pistol is. It's gonna piss em off you're doing black magic on their homies

@sbirkkk

10 ай бұрын

@@kristophergoad2135 then shoot a warning shot?

@mariateresa2050

10 ай бұрын

Never go into the Amazon without a local guide 🌳

He’s lucky asf he even got a chance to run for 3 hours, tribal people that survive in the wild/nature are far more skilled than us when it comes to survival so he’s blessed they didn’t track him or chase him.

@gerbenvanderschaaf6879

11 ай бұрын

So you believe this fake story?

@SMSCHANNEL998

11 ай бұрын

Or he was just paranoid guys

@danieltatum4262

11 ай бұрын

It’s very fake

@jille2989

11 ай бұрын

He was on DMT and it was his robot vacuum cleaner who chased him in his appartment

@Blake-ld7mx

11 ай бұрын

He was obviously paranoid..or fake story..or got mad lucky..any tribal cannibal group would have stalked him easily

It was at that moment the tribe tried to tell me about my extended warranty

The AI not even matching dude's description lol

The tribe actually kept yelling, "hey, we got leftover chicken, take it with you!"

@lindaireland2751

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Laura_Jane

10 ай бұрын

Virtual fist bump*

@zarashental

10 ай бұрын

He replied then: No thanks! I don't eat leftovers! 😅😂

@user-mg8uu2ry2p

10 ай бұрын

Best comment! 😂😂😂😂😂

@vthomas375

10 ай бұрын

Not a good sign if they were yelling at him that they eat sentients, then was it?

The scariest part about this story, that no one seems to be mentioning, is that they let him go. They know the jungle ten times better than him, they live and breath the jungle, they are armed, they seem to be hunting. They chose to let him leave.

@stolenjunk

11 ай бұрын

Maybe they thought they were seeing big foot

@rudkomontana2618

10 ай бұрын

nobody knows

@justinnatasmai4503

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, no shit. Like that movie Wrong Turn.

@MaryPoppins131

10 ай бұрын

He was lucky to see them right after dinner, they were full and did not feel like chaising old skinny meal down.

@juliemassaro3630

10 ай бұрын

Well he said he saw smoke so they were cooking already

Carry a firearm when you hike

This man saved his own life. We ALL have an inner voice. You would be smart to listen to it, instead of ignoring it....

@sylviawylie9218

11 ай бұрын

Most of us save our own lives by having an inner voice that says "don't go alone into the jungle with nothing to defend yourself with".

@BrendansMomFitnessOfficial

11 ай бұрын

Actually we don't all have an inner voice which is kind of a weird thought. They still think but there is no voice or sound they can hear

@ryanfoleye

11 ай бұрын

​@@BrendansMomFitnessOfficialI've got no inner voice, hard to comprehend having one

@SuzySue415

11 ай бұрын

He saved nobody. There are no violent cannibalistic tribes in the Amazon. He's lying.

@blizzard1198

11 ай бұрын

Bro whats this inner voice thing? Its just pure instinct and hormones making your body go maximum condition for a few minutes ir even hour's.

What's even scarier is that they clearly didn't go after him, no way he would have escaped if they did, especially when he said he was running for a week, the tribe was probably resting after doing tribe stuff that day and decided he wasn't worth it

@redthedragon88

11 ай бұрын

Right. They can probably run and swim nonstop

@GK-ku3zv

11 ай бұрын

He probably didn't look delicious enough to make the effort.

@mysadlife1771

11 ай бұрын

“Tribe stuff” 😂😂😂

@fastpackcyclist6901

11 ай бұрын

the reason they didn't chase is the same reason you don't fight for no reason, they were checking him out, and with the river he would still get away, either that or the tribe is bigger than we think and thought the other tribe members would catch him,

@m0n4rch911

11 ай бұрын

​@@fastpackcyclist6901pretty sure the tribe got spooked too and his reaction was just faster to not test the tribe and the shock probably gave him a few seconds of head start coz these tribes you wont hear them coming and you have no idea if thats even all of them and one is probably on top of a tree being a look out coz their already one with the forest so they'll track him down and good he didnt stop coz hes being tracked if hes correct and testing that theory is a bad idea since he started running he cannot stop so commit. Tribes will hit you when your most vulnerable, they even catch prey with better senses than they are.

"It took me a week to get back to town" .. only a week?? 😅

Man’s said there’s were no weapons around him while standing in the middle of a jungle 😂

This dudes the best athlete we've ever known. Ran 3 straight hours then took a swim to cool down!

@henrysanders2511

11 ай бұрын

David goggins

@Nilla187og

11 ай бұрын

Think he over exagerated on hours 😅

@user-kg9xh2kn7q

11 ай бұрын

​@@Nilla187oghe was running for his life. I can do it whole day if I we're him

@Nilla187og

11 ай бұрын

@@user-kg9xh2kn7q adrenaline yes

@juliagoodfellow7539

11 ай бұрын

Fear will enhance performance every time

“Jamie pull up that video of the grizzly bear beefing with the cannibals”

@thegringo2.0

11 ай бұрын

if somehow that video exists, I need to have that

@joelpolanco2932

11 ай бұрын

Bro I read this in his voice 😂😂😂

@FaLkraydz

11 ай бұрын

@@thegringo2.0me too.

@StonedTaco420

11 ай бұрын

LMAOOO

@Unsalted375

11 ай бұрын

Lol

Dinner got away 😆

bro gonna “mona! mona!”

You’re just lucky that when you met they were across the river and not face to face. They easily could have been watching you for hours or minutes

@BionicPig95

11 ай бұрын

Or even seconds.

@Ghost_in_Gray_

11 ай бұрын

@@BionicPig95😂

@C4DeadCharge

11 ай бұрын

@@BionicPig95or even milliseconds

@thanosianthemadtitanic

11 ай бұрын

​@@C4DeadChargeor even all of etrnity

@robbdgaf1768

11 ай бұрын

While masturbating

Instead they yelled, "hey man, you got an android charger?"

@xXCigarXx

11 ай бұрын

except androids dont need some bullshit proprietary plug in like an apple product....so they would ask for a usb-c

@dyawr

11 ай бұрын

​@@xXCigarXx 😂 lol

@dravidianking1298

11 ай бұрын

@@xXCigarXx I think that’s what he’s implying by android charger. A lot of people have iPhone chargers on them which aren’t usb-c so when a person says “android charger” that’s what they’re referring to.

They just wanted to ask him if he has some grey poupon!😂

Me: ok,one more short until bed The short:

Tribe: “That’s disgusting, we just want our hat back”

@santana8924

11 ай бұрын

"He was number 1!"

@starlord6819

11 ай бұрын

​@@santana8924HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

@Machete1708

11 ай бұрын

No flippin way!!

@darbs2112

11 ай бұрын

Lmfao😂

@TheBlakus420

11 ай бұрын

​@@santana8924Smitty Werben ManJetson:

Man entered SURVIVAL MODE ASAP 😂!

@youslut

11 ай бұрын

Lmfao fr though like the more I think about it it's actually peak human performance haha

Well that’s one way of saying i’m an idiot!

He went. He saw. He swissed his shorts. He ran away. 😅😅😅

“ I’m telling you he ran for 3 hours… We were gonna offer him a ride in our Jeep. “

@General_Klytus

11 ай бұрын

😂

@tanyaarchuleta8156

11 ай бұрын

Lol, that’s hilarious!!!!

@waynedouglas1194

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@lashondamartin2775

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

That is the real meaning of “run for your life” and this guy took it real

@oqorrwakkxyccplus432

11 ай бұрын

L Comment

@crinqe8959

11 ай бұрын

​@@oqorrwakkxyccplus432why lol

@oqorrwakkxyccplus432

11 ай бұрын

@@crinqe8959 It’s bland, stupid, pointless, and unnecessary.

@TheofficialMina_ashido

11 ай бұрын

@@oqorrwakkxyccplus432but so was your's what sense does that make 😂

@oqorrwakkxyccplus432

11 ай бұрын

@@TheofficialMina_ashido The comment makes no sense, and it’s not clever at all. It reminds me of when I was really young and created my first ever KZread account, and I would just comment dumb things that were vaguely related to the video just because I wanted to make a comment like everyone else. I was literally commenting for the sake of commenting, and it feels like this dude did that as well.

It's all fun and games till a a hyper trained sharpshooter takes them out one by one w/ bullets.

that first picture dead ass gave me a panic attack

Top tip: Don’t go into these areas.

@anotherfriendlyshikikan6960

11 ай бұрын

High tip: napalm sticks to kids and even better if in a jungle

@littlebenet09

11 ай бұрын

W tip

@westonadams7135

11 ай бұрын

It would be interesting to see a squad go in there armed to the teeth, just to see if they would fu ck around and find out.. haha. ROE, don't shoot unless shot at.. Bet they would chill out after that and would be friendly. It seems those type of tribes only take easy prey..

@imanigordon6803

11 ай бұрын

@@westonadams7135or maybe just maybe don’t go into their territory and try to fight people that didn’t bother you.

@buddy_132

11 ай бұрын

⁠@@imanigordon6803 A bunch of cannibalistic murderers that go out and hunt humans? Yeah no, they can say hi to God for me.

Dude has the spine chill perk

@enclaveofficerz3245

11 ай бұрын

Same, anytime something really bad is about to happen i get that weird spine chill.

@qwertyasdf4081

11 ай бұрын

dbd

@bdogg141

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 more like adrenaline

@shigglezz684

11 ай бұрын

Nice referance

@lordjaec

11 ай бұрын

got that adrenaline boost + maybe a dead hard

Pov a 50cal gun 🗿🗿

I straight turn into Jack sparrow

Remember kids if you plan on exploring the woods always keep a blicky Incase things get sticky

@veeyan6882

11 ай бұрын

U getting arrowed from places u cant even tell or see

@redemption2901

11 ай бұрын

​@@veeyan6882 So what are u trying to say? Walk without a weapon, then? not sure if ur pessimist or just a dumbass but a weapon is better than no weapon

@AngelAcosta-cm1zi

11 ай бұрын

@@veeyan6882 fun fact bullets travel more than 3x the speed of sound that you get hit by the bullet before your brain and ears can process the sound of the gun shot meanwhile arrows can be survivable because they where designed to maim and slow down it's intended target meanwhile a bullet will drop you because bullets leave nastier wounds because of the energy being dumped into your fleshy bits turning everything in it's path into ground beef practice makes perfect and make sure your aim is what won't get you killed

@LoganTheWeeb11

11 ай бұрын

⁠THEY ARE IN THE TREES!!! EVERYONE FUCKING RUN!!

@Sinn0100

11 ай бұрын

What the Hell is a blicky? Whatever it is...I wouldn't step in that place without a rifle and a sidearm. Both firearms would be semiautomatic and hi-cap with a few spare mags for each. Further, I wouldn't go in there alone either. Addendum- For those saying I'm getting arrowed from places I can't see...they have their training and I have mine. I might not make it out but some are coming with me.

Then he fell from bed, shook his head and went back to sleeping.

He cappin that he was there

Ran 🏃‍♂️ for 3hrs straight 😂

That adreline kick is Mother Nature giving that one shot Eminem talked about

@ntandomlambo8242

11 ай бұрын

Ong

@arock208

11 ай бұрын

"the one Eminem talked about" that's hysterical. Underrated comment😂

Dude the first photo/thumbnail is genuinely one of the most terrifying masks I have ever scene. Hollywood take notes

@FazFab

11 ай бұрын

I agree, straight nightmare fuel

@nosferatu5595

11 ай бұрын

I actually thought it was a movie scene. Can't tell you how disappointed i was when I noticed it was a Joe Rogan clip

@ttvdelirium343

11 ай бұрын

It’s ai generated

@bmarchbanks7661

11 ай бұрын

Human skull masks! Freaky

@SilkesJr

11 ай бұрын

@@ttvdelirium343 do u know from where? have been trying to find this pic for some days now..

He forgot to add he was finally able to close all his fitness rings for the 1st time ever!!! 😂

"Stay strapped or get snacked."- some cannibal somewhere

Those AI cannibals are terrifying jesus

When someone is chasing you , your speed goes up 50 %

@ADITYA_JEENA

11 ай бұрын

rat experiment by Jordan Peterson

@FiteTheGoodFight

11 ай бұрын

unless paralysis sets in

@Carson_Youtube21401

11 ай бұрын

this is so true i cant agree more. if a lion running after me id run so fast because of the adrenaline

@ReeseGilbert-sc8ei

11 ай бұрын

ONG bruh

@clineezwood7942

11 ай бұрын

And stamina!

with him running 🏃‍♂️ for 3 hrs. its their version of getting some “Fast food.”

This dude actually reminds me of that famous actor, he was black, gay, and he was also french.