Saturday's Troubles

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Every hero deserve a rest, but this saturday something gone wrong.
Originally this video was published on Jul 14, 2018.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Due to copyright claims, i had to reupload this video.
So everyone be able to watch it.
Additionally i fixed some minor mistakes in the video.
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Thank you to:
Geralt Jones - original Shut up and sleep with Soldier
Belgerum - Bonk Remixes
Tobu - credit music
Music: Tobu - Hope
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Released by NCS / nocopyrightsounds
#STBlackST #UnusualTroubles #TF2Animation

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  • @STBlackST
    @STBlackST6 жыл бұрын

    Originally this video was published on Jul 14, 2018. Rip 480 384 views. Rate this video on steam (it helps alot) steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1460334248 Due to copyright claims, i had to reupload this video. Apparently a 22 seconds music loop was copyrighted, so i made quick changes and additionally fixed some minor mistakes in video. I tried to contact youtube support, if they could replace video (or atleast audio track) so all the comments, views, URL and community made subtitles could stay in place. But this kind of thing is not possible, so i am posting this again. Sadly, but all subtitles should be remade again. Additionaly i want to inform you, that i am already working on the next video. Stay cool and enjoy your summer. I love you all!

  • @KILLERMEXICAN210

    @KILLERMEXICAN210

    6 жыл бұрын

    STBlackST which was the 22 sec loop?

  • @Psyrgery

    @Psyrgery

    6 жыл бұрын

    STBlackST just did it friend, thanks for your awesome videos that have made me laugh over and over again!

  • @rararasputin8608

    @rararasputin8608

    6 жыл бұрын

    STBlackST Which was the loop?

  • @squidgy2247

    @squidgy2247

    6 жыл бұрын

    Preach

  • @Zentheria

    @Zentheria

    6 жыл бұрын

    I actually watched the original before the Reupload The the first version is Hilarious as Always so is this one XD

  • @valettashepard909
    @valettashepard9094 жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie, Miss Pauling’s reaction to scout’s puppet show was honestly quite adorable.

  • @goldenmini908

    @goldenmini908

    2 жыл бұрын

    true

  • @user-ow2cs7fb5l

    @user-ow2cs7fb5l

    2 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @homophobia7871

    @homophobia7871

    2 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @burnedpigeon7474

    @burnedpigeon7474

    2 жыл бұрын

    True.

  • @crystal4988

    @crystal4988

    2 жыл бұрын

    True.

  • @rowanthestupid7526
    @rowanthestupid75264 жыл бұрын

    *"I can feel Ms. Pauling coursing through my veins"*

  • @thebreakfastbandit

    @thebreakfastbandit

    4 жыл бұрын

    "What the f*ck" - Pretty Lady

  • @anextremlyobbisehoovy8254

    @anextremlyobbisehoovy8254

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dies of Coakain hit

  • @thannguyen2919

    @thannguyen2919

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ms. Pauling : wtf

  • @dongjunleejuly13th

    @dongjunleejuly13th

    4 жыл бұрын

    If you wonder what this comment is about, watch 'Spy is a Troublemaker'

  • @sheeloesreallycool

    @sheeloesreallycool

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Bending time and space!” - Scout

  • @dylantv1641
    @dylantv16413 жыл бұрын

    1:05 Is nobody gonna talk about Scouts 3 arms? No wonder Miss Pauling was so impressed

  • @ctrlaltrepeat245

    @ctrlaltrepeat245

    2 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist: It was the blue joker scouts hand and he wanted to play, which is why he came back for revenge

  • @sarahvanrooyen7280

    @sarahvanrooyen7280

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @mrbacon2977

    @mrbacon2977

    Жыл бұрын

    its just his legs :troll:

  • @biancachiang8460

    @biancachiang8460

    Жыл бұрын

    Merasmus granted him a third hand

  • @RoyyanMC

    @RoyyanMC

    Жыл бұрын

    Its common

  • @mikel_myers_
    @mikel_myers_3 жыл бұрын

    1:25 Ms.Pauline's reaction was like how a 5 year old would react😂

  • @goodluckgorsky3413
    @goodluckgorsky34134 жыл бұрын

    I love how the soldier in STBlackST’s videos is probably the most similar to his character in the actual TF2 storyline

  • @eggsntoasty

    @eggsntoasty

    3 жыл бұрын

    YUP

  • @maestrofeli4259

    @maestrofeli4259

    3 жыл бұрын

    american boot is canon in the comics confirmed

  • @hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095

    @hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean, that probably is just because soldier is the most insane, stupid and random character in TF2 lore, and here, everyone and everything is insane, stupid and random

  • @dumpertron1

    @dumpertron1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol yea

  • @franciscobautista9379

    @franciscobautista9379

    3 жыл бұрын

    That is scarily true.

  • @spy_matt7171
    @spy_matt71714 жыл бұрын

    Soldier: Gets to low health Me: "It's coming isn't it?" Spy: "Bucket" Me: YEEES

  • @benjaminreithel2373

    @benjaminreithel2373

    4 жыл бұрын

    Time stamp please

  • @ForeverOrange

    @ForeverOrange

    4 жыл бұрын

    xxbendamanxx 6:33 here you go m8

  • @bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72

    @bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72

    4 жыл бұрын

    The prime minister of France is a bucket

  • @Skiphs469

    @Skiphs469

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cocaine

  • @captainrexdastarwarsgearhe2461

    @captainrexdastarwarsgearhe2461

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bucket

  • @saitama8702
    @saitama87023 жыл бұрын

    2:33 Man's biggest fear

  • @Jedigrandmaster6637

    @Jedigrandmaster6637

    3 жыл бұрын

    But hey, at least this made soldier big enough!

  • @16russelllewis45

    @16russelllewis45

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Jedigrandmaster6637 ouch though

  • @handsomewaluigi8620

    @handsomewaluigi8620

    3 жыл бұрын

    What’s good Saitama

  • @pablo1149

    @pablo1149

    2 жыл бұрын

    I fear no man But that thing ... It scares me.

  • @beef387
    @beef3873 жыл бұрын

    Name a person who went thru more pain than her, I'll wait Me: 3:26

  • @HayabusaCrimsonShadow

    @HayabusaCrimsonShadow

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pyro is such a pushover.

  • @Mangle1218

    @Mangle1218

    2 жыл бұрын

    Poor pyro

  • @ebberpalomares1488

    @ebberpalomares1488

    2 жыл бұрын

    Song name Pyro was playing on the guitar: Bamboleo by Gipsy Kings

  • @regular_joe1669

    @regular_joe1669

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ebberpalomares1488 I love the gypsy kings

  • @GavenJr

    @GavenJr

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ebberpalomares1488 TY

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster5006 жыл бұрын

    It should be a crime to copyright strike this video

  • @PavltheRobot

    @PavltheRobot

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's a crime against humanity.

  • @CamaroZ-tc1ff

    @CamaroZ-tc1ff

    6 жыл бұрын

    it's hella gay

  • @mrwatermelontheexotic3448

    @mrwatermelontheexotic3448

    6 жыл бұрын

    StickMaster500 just wait

  • @Nyaozix

    @Nyaozix

    6 жыл бұрын

    *S T I C K M A S T E R 5 0 0*

  • @trickycfn943

    @trickycfn943

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes it is , that crime should be punish by hearing solidier sings

  • @Laurennntiu
    @Laurennntiu6 жыл бұрын

    *STILL THE BEST ANIME*

  • @revol2933

    @revol2933

    6 жыл бұрын

    Anime is canadian crap!

  • @seadruulivad4105

    @seadruulivad4105

    6 жыл бұрын

    No no no is Not anime

  • @mashir0349

    @mashir0349

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah... PAINIS

  • @fuserosek7796

    @fuserosek7796

    6 жыл бұрын

    In a fucking TF2.

  • @sapphire4278

    @sapphire4278

    6 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @goobermcnoober8140
    @goobermcnoober81403 жыл бұрын

    I love how scout just causally bends time and space whenever he wants

  • @mr.noframe2085
    @mr.noframe20853 жыл бұрын

    7:01 when your level 1000 character is in a fight with the easiest enemy

  • @YaBoiNightblade
    @YaBoiNightblade4 жыл бұрын

    "The perfect reference doesn't exi-" 5:46

  • @Sunny-yw8pt

    @Sunny-yw8pt

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao right before it switches to demo it says Alpha 1 Cum

  • @BluefoxandJolty

    @BluefoxandJolty

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Sunny-yw8pt lol

  • @thongthaiphamngoc9138

    @thongthaiphamngoc9138

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jeus christ is Jason porn

  • @BluefoxandJolty

    @BluefoxandJolty

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thongthaiphamngoc9138 red spy has secrets

  • @killerz1018

    @killerz1018

    3 жыл бұрын

    So we're not even going to question the engineer in the background

  • @Kids_Scissors
    @Kids_Scissors4 жыл бұрын

    4:05 I wanna learn how to play this game that Heavy and Soldier have started.

  • @thesovietgamer5798

    @thesovietgamer5798

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chesker roulette

  • @jakubrodzos2073

    @jakubrodzos2073

    4 жыл бұрын

    On Poland subtiles IT is "szachy_dla_debili.mp4"

  • @Laza10426

    @Laza10426

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jakubrodzos2073 It means "chess_for_idiots.mp4"

  • @jakubrodzos2073

    @jakubrodzos2073

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Laza10426 Yes i know im from Poland

  • @glapi8847

    @glapi8847

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @CyrusShameli
    @CyrusShameli3 жыл бұрын

    2:26 - 2:36 this part was just ultimate

  • @dutchvdls

    @dutchvdls

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was

  • @majoryeetus8245

    @majoryeetus8245

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can't stop laughing

  • @CyrusShameli

    @CyrusShameli

    2 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @Axel-zq4jp

    @Axel-zq4jp

    2 жыл бұрын

    2:33

  • @firefalcon1461
    @firefalcon14613 жыл бұрын

    It’s hilarious how solider keeps singing randomly 😂

  • @retriever1317
    @retriever13175 жыл бұрын

    1:35 *since this day i get tramutatized by the solider calling me to shut up and slepp with me...*

  • @mazdevil1257

    @mazdevil1257

    4 жыл бұрын

    *WHY WOULD THAT TRAMUTAIZE YOU?*

  • @bobkarma0140

    @bobkarma0140

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @user-hx3ci2ez8t

    @user-hx3ci2ez8t

    4 жыл бұрын

    3:00

  • @dominicpheonix8038

    @dominicpheonix8038

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because he has a fear of americans

  • @macelroyfamily4910

    @macelroyfamily4910

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pray with me We have fucking sinned I’m not Christine

  • @cloud4035
    @cloud40354 жыл бұрын

    this has to be the single greatest sentence i never thought i would hear ever said 3:15

  • @slimewipe
    @slimewipe3 жыл бұрын

    Gotta love how the captions try to be “friendly”.

  • @Radiumrosebush
    @Radiumrosebush3 жыл бұрын

    5:47 engineer in the background without helmet of goggles 🤣

  • @bro6438
    @bro64384 жыл бұрын

    Mrs.Pauline always starts her lines with "what the *uck"

  • @manulstrider

    @manulstrider

    3 жыл бұрын

    what the fuck

  • @eggsntoasty

    @eggsntoasty

    3 жыл бұрын

    She really do tho

  • @mouadhkaddachi511

    @mouadhkaddachi511

    3 жыл бұрын

    and murasmes say FUCK YOU

  • @sahar1213

    @sahar1213

    3 жыл бұрын

    what the fuck

  • @LizordSword

    @LizordSword

    3 жыл бұрын

    What the duck

  • @evanlandis990
    @evanlandis9904 жыл бұрын

    "wait, Marasmas is pregnant, can I borrow $50" Soldier: who's playing medic Spy: Scout Scout: oh come on

  • @SeedashLoud

    @SeedashLoud

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mate, I need that 2:58 - 3:00 full thing. Sounds like a good song honestly. And no i will not listen to the cancerous 'original' gucci gang because hell no

  • @anormalstreetlamp6878

    @anormalstreetlamp6878

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SeedashLoud well maybe a funny song but not a great one

  • @oncegraced9299
    @oncegraced92993 жыл бұрын

    2:24 "Son, I'm proud a' you. Yeah, than- *SHORYUKEN*

  • @peta798

    @peta798

    2 жыл бұрын

    2:33 AAAAAAAA

  • @SovietZParcham

    @SovietZParcham

    2 жыл бұрын

    What the f**k!

  • @jerrytrout8343
    @jerrytrout83433 жыл бұрын

    The attacks Funny gift:heavy fire damage to all foes Headshot special: does heavy gun damage to a single foe Amarican rocket: medium fire damage to one foe Meat shot: low gun damage to all foes Earthquake: does heavy damage to all foes Fiesta special: increase defence and doubles max hp for all allies can only be done once per fight Blades of time: does absurd melee damage and lowers defence Dead ringer: revives 3/4 of maximum hp and doubles attack Crit: fixed half 1050 damage chance to lower defence Pizza boy:heavy fire damage and dispels good status effect on all foes Inferno: heavy fire damage to all foes Freedom shotgun: medium gun damage to all foes French bucket: heals to full and makes a random ally survive a fatal blow with 10 hp left Blu magic special: insta ko's all foes can only be done once per fight Time bend: revives all allies to half hp and heals all non ko'ed allies to max hp gives all revived allies another turn American boot fixed 2000 hp to a single foe can only be done once per fight

  • @zlatasibonjic6379

    @zlatasibonjic6379

    3 жыл бұрын

    here is a question: how long did this take you to make

  • @jerrytrout8343

    @jerrytrout8343

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@zlatasibonjic6379 about 2 hours

  • @logando3305

    @logando3305

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jerrytrout8343 Respect0

  • @animeandshenanigans

    @animeandshenanigans

    3 жыл бұрын

    for time bend, id honestly think its more on "erases the most recent atk on team", like actual time bend.

  • @risingstar09

    @risingstar09

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actual action of Time bend: Undos last attack used by opponent

  • @polishman4531
    @polishman45314 жыл бұрын

    1:34 gym teachers when girl turns 18

  • @salhb737tm2

    @salhb737tm2

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its so good that I really forgot aboutthe original song

  • @BrainDamageIV

    @BrainDamageIV

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh god

  • @elibedard6373

    @elibedard6373

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well, She should then kick their nuts. They didn't need them anyway.

  • @seanchan7167

    @seanchan7167

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@salhb737tm2 wait there is an original song?!?!?!?!

  • @aboomeraang1035

    @aboomeraang1035

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@seanchan7167 always has been

  • @garrettarnold5663
    @garrettarnold56634 жыл бұрын

    6:59 "Incoming!" "Hut, hut, hut!" *"A M E R I C A N B O O T !"*

  • @vantabebs

    @vantabebs

    4 жыл бұрын

    Blu scout: ded

  • @alpojarvinen3058

    @alpojarvinen3058

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wictory is our's

  • @billythebiscuitcactus

    @billythebiscuitcactus

    3 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P. Rick may.

  • @sheeloesreallycool

    @sheeloesreallycool

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lili Hao dude stop it’s time to let rick may rest stop with these comments.

  • @Vanished584

    @Vanished584

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sheeloesreallycool sometimes I forget he's dead. He's so cool

  • @Burning-Moon
    @Burning-Moon3 жыл бұрын

    5:32 They should get into contact with STBlackST, and make a game like that. That'd be pretty fricken epic. Like, choose what color team, and what members you want for your group. Also use the witty remarks and stuff.

  • @ShikichiAkuma
    @ShikichiAkuma2 жыл бұрын

    2:26 is my favorite part for this one.

  • @thebahooplamaster
    @thebahooplamaster6 жыл бұрын

    1:04 This inspires me to grow three arms now, just to impress a girl.

  • @makogp747

    @makogp747

    6 жыл бұрын

    STBlackST gives good dating advice.

  • @mymusicmen13

    @mymusicmen13

    6 жыл бұрын

    That would give you five Arms.

  • @SaucyBoy

    @SaucyBoy

    6 жыл бұрын

    I didn't even think about Scout having 3 arms XD

  • @thunderspark1536

    @thunderspark1536

    6 жыл бұрын

    thebahooplamaster he has two left arms. Hm.

  • @winsorblue2428

    @winsorblue2428

    6 жыл бұрын

    Scout resorts to playing with action figures in order to impress Ms Pauling.

  • @everwell663
    @everwell6635 жыл бұрын

    Scout: "I gotta a date, a real one." Soldier * Places hand on Scouts shoulder * Solider: "Son, I am proud of you." Scout: "Yeah thanks." Soldier: "No." * Punches him into outer space * That killed me XD

  • @bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72

    @bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not even 2 seconds later *American pain noises*

  • @thesovietnapkin5327

    @thesovietnapkin5327

    4 жыл бұрын

    IS NICE

  • @nichsa8984

    @nichsa8984

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Danger-Tater soldier traveling house merasmus a wizard living in a canada cold place

  • @Danger-Tater

    @Danger-Tater

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nichsa8984 I'm sorry huh?

  • @Adrian-fl6gd

    @Adrian-fl6gd

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Danger-Tater Soldier: *AHHHHHHHH!!!!*

  • @MARCO-bw1fw
    @MARCO-bw1fw3 жыл бұрын

    3:21 Scout : Bwaaaaaaaaah!

  • @SovietZParcham

    @SovietZParcham

    2 жыл бұрын

    vader: I’ll deal with this personally.

  • @ethanadan8678

    @ethanadan8678

    6 ай бұрын

    3:19 Nuclear T I T T I E S

  • @cameronballz6154
    @cameronballz6154 Жыл бұрын

    This is surprisingly accurate to what the real medic would do 3:38

  • @heartnsoulintodeglocc9975

    @heartnsoulintodeglocc9975

    Жыл бұрын

    He's done it before to spy

  • @jakoblesicastirn7282
    @jakoblesicastirn72825 жыл бұрын

    2:34. Just what is this perfection

  • @callietheinkling3697

    @callietheinkling3697

    4 жыл бұрын

    Big Enough cowboy scream

  • @harumaru708

    @harumaru708

    4 жыл бұрын

    when im drinking water and see this moment 2:33

  • @tatsflores3829

    @tatsflores3829

    4 жыл бұрын

    WE ARE RUSSIA MEN

  • @unkownyt7768

    @unkownyt7768

    4 жыл бұрын

    i want the full verson

  • @Jedigrandmaster6637

    @Jedigrandmaster6637

    3 жыл бұрын

    I guess getting kicked in the 🌰🌰 turns you into jimmy barnes, but it also makes you big enough

  • @ThySirBlue
    @ThySirBlue6 жыл бұрын

    We traveled back in time boys

  • @daremuri11

    @daremuri11

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bending time and space

  • @spacelobster661

    @spacelobster661

    6 жыл бұрын

    Copyright: DENIED

  • @mlgproplayer2915

    @mlgproplayer2915

    6 жыл бұрын

    ThySirBlue lol

  • @kimchi3147

    @kimchi3147

    6 жыл бұрын

    THATS A PILE OF CANADIAN CRAP

  • @Jack-hc7ce

    @Jack-hc7ce

    5 жыл бұрын

    ThySirBlue That soldier is ruining the time line, send in the troops, glory to space cakes!

  • @ygaming8880
    @ygaming88803 жыл бұрын

    "Men only want one thing, and its discusting" What men want: 2:26

  • @Tengu125

    @Tengu125

    3 жыл бұрын

    What men get: 2:29

  • @mrtinz5704
    @mrtinz57042 жыл бұрын

    go to 2:52 and wait for merasmus to say "Wait merasmus is pregnant" then go back five seconds. You can create an infinite loop like this. Thank me later

  • @svetlanalornik7457

    @svetlanalornik7457

    10 ай бұрын

    So at 2:49

  • @skipper9357
    @skipper93574 жыл бұрын

    PE teacher ask the class: "DO 50 SQUATS!!!" Demoman: "Hold my scrumpy"4:27

  • @HayabusaCrimsonShadow

    @HayabusaCrimsonShadow

    3 жыл бұрын

    He only did 24 squats

  • @zucas2311

    @zucas2311

    3 жыл бұрын

    You know the music for that?

  • @eggsntoasty

    @eggsntoasty

    3 жыл бұрын

    Altho he didnt hold his scrumpy because he drinks it mid fight

  • @handsanitizerman1793

    @handsanitizerman1793

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Sonic_Hedgehog1205 what the fuck?

  • @SergioPSC

    @SergioPSC

    3 жыл бұрын

    I need to know the song

  • @starlight846
    @starlight8465 жыл бұрын

    I love how soldier always finds the time to sing random shit

  • @WHERE_IS_EURYDICE

    @WHERE_IS_EURYDICE

    4 ай бұрын

    And it's bloody brilliant too

  • @marthinm.d.b472
    @marthinm.d.b4723 жыл бұрын

    6:12 Dio be like :

  • @itsjoe0965
    @itsjoe09653 жыл бұрын

    In case anyone was wondering the battle music for the joker scout was “Up for the challenge” in final fantasy 15

  • @squidyellotheinkling2474
    @squidyellotheinkling24744 жыл бұрын

    2:43 My favorite part and I'm dying of laughter.

  • @acclipse9262

    @acclipse9262

    3 жыл бұрын

    69 likes

  • @mucahitkaratas19

    @mucahitkaratas19

    2 жыл бұрын

    Merasmus saying f* you is super funny

  • @Iwasaclown

    @Iwasaclown

    Жыл бұрын

    @muhammad Faris akbar Yes! Gucci gang, "chill as ice"!

  • @gregthespartanboi

    @gregthespartanboi

    Жыл бұрын

    Rrrrrr *disappears*

  • @0312Tammy
    @0312Tammy4 жыл бұрын

    No one: Bowling allies when you get a strike: 7:59

  • @CornCob7178

    @CornCob7178

    3 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t even know that scene existed until your meme Thx

  • @roland.w
    @roland.w Жыл бұрын

    I just found out that he manually puts in captions so you can more accurately tell what they're saying, rather than a bot attempting to figure it out. I give you 10/10 for actually caring about what you do, and putting tons of effort into it! I wholeheartedly support you, and your endeavors!

  • @lemon5872
    @lemon58723 жыл бұрын

    Literally anything: happens Heavy: *i s n i c e*

  • @harrisonmissell1716
    @harrisonmissell17164 жыл бұрын

    3:50 looks like someone’s getting their medical office burnt down

  • @legoman5491
    @legoman5491 Жыл бұрын

    3:18 still better than Disney's version of star wars

  • @spikrib
    @spikrib3 жыл бұрын

    Seeing the spycrab dart across the background on scout's date made me smile

  • @trickycfn943
    @trickycfn9436 жыл бұрын

    I can feel some unusual troubles , crawling through my veins

  • @Architector_4

    @Architector_4

    6 жыл бұрын

    I misread that as "venis" and thought you made a very clever pun.

  • @trickycfn943

    @trickycfn943

    6 жыл бұрын

    LoL

  • @trickycfn943

    @trickycfn943

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dan D lol

  • @finalbossveigar3718
    @finalbossveigar37185 жыл бұрын

    5:48 that engineer in the backround xD

  • @queenwoomy100

    @queenwoomy100

    5 жыл бұрын

    I know right. He's just like 'Soon. Soon.'

  • @ArtwGraz

    @ArtwGraz

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @justsomefbioperator5407

    @justsomefbioperator5407

    5 жыл бұрын

    Im about to write that !!

  • @thespy4889

    @thespy4889

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @E_Dubble_

    @E_Dubble_

    4 жыл бұрын

    Engineer creepy ass face

  • @sergeantcrits8256
    @sergeantcrits82563 жыл бұрын

    2:56 merasmus: can i borrow $50? Soldier: yes! guicci gang chill as ice!

  • @FoxaidA113
    @FoxaidA113 Жыл бұрын

    This music and opening must be the greatest opening on KZread!

  • @MegaCringe
    @MegaCringe6 жыл бұрын

    3:15 N U C L E A R T I T T I E S

  • @MegaCringe

    @MegaCringe

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jennifer Saunders What?

  • @patrik9328

    @patrik9328

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dear Lord.....

  • @wtftv42

    @wtftv42

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sheltonnators what is the source of that? I love it

  • @Abigzerolol

    @Abigzerolol

    5 жыл бұрын

    🙇🏻‍♀️ ☢️☢️

  • @matheus957

    @matheus957

    5 жыл бұрын

    5:46 Jesus christ thats Jason Bourne

  • @codythewolf130
    @codythewolf1304 жыл бұрын

    2:32 That moment was probably the funniest.

  • @daedricmace919

    @daedricmace919

    4 жыл бұрын

    Aidan White And the most Painful...

  • @zacharycabanie3030

    @zacharycabanie3030

    4 жыл бұрын

    What it feels like when you stub your pinky toe.

  • @AsuraBoss

    @AsuraBoss

    4 жыл бұрын

    I want a full length version of that.

  • @creativeusername237

    @creativeusername237

    4 жыл бұрын

    *critical hit*

  • @_V.Va_

    @_V.Va_

    3 жыл бұрын

    The way Ms. Pauling runs away is funny too.

  • @asninox9060
    @asninox90603 жыл бұрын

    i love the amount of captions on your videos, literally everyone across the world can watch your content and understand it

  • @ageupest5203
    @ageupest52033 жыл бұрын

    This series will always hold a special place in my heart

  • @NecoMajkel
    @NecoMajkel4 жыл бұрын

    He should really make a game of this fight scenes

  • @harrisonmissell1716

    @harrisonmissell1716

    4 жыл бұрын

    How’s business?

  • @toxicraptor8413

    @toxicraptor8413

    3 жыл бұрын

    Called mortal fortress

  • @NecoMajkel

    @NecoMajkel

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@toxicraptor8413 man i made this 8 months ago and i forgot this existed

  • @galaxy-wg1lf

    @galaxy-wg1lf

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would buy

  • @jd_the_cat

    @jd_the_cat

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@galaxy-wg1lf me too.

  • @actliux
    @actliux5 жыл бұрын

    American Soldier: Boot/American Type, 10% resistance against American attacks. Scoutpport: Support/Milk type. Bagguette Spy: Snort/French Type. Joker Scout: Funny Type, Immune to Laughter from others. Funny Gift: Either deals Explosive, Bullet, or Magic damage to the enemies . SPECIAL: Headshot: Deals heavy Bullet damage to an ememy, If the Ambassador is equipped, this will always crit, and it will also turn the user into Jason Bourne. American Rocket: Deals Explosive damage to an enemy, but can only be used if the user is an American Type. Meatshot: Deals Bullet damage to an enemy. Earthquake: Deals heavy Earth damage to all enemies, but removes any stuns. SPECIAL: Fiesta: Summons Fiestaman to heal party to full and give Defense. Defense: Instead of dying, consumes a stack of Defense. Blades of Time: Deal Melee damage to all enemies, Deal more damage to enemies with Defense. Dead Ringer: Feign Death, tricking enemies to thinking you ded (not big surprise), then restore half your health. Crit: Deal Bullet Damage to an enemy, This will always crit, which is fair and balanced. Pizza Boy: Call the Pizza Sniper to unleash his Pyro Pizza that deals Fire Damage to all enemies, Frozen targets hit will be thawed. Inferno: Deals Fire damage to all enemies, Thaws enemies for more damage. Freedom Shotgun: Deal Bullet damage to an enemy, then low damage to others. French Bucket: Heals all allies for a small amount of health, Usable only if the user likes Bagguettes. BLU MAGIC SPECIAL: Blu Bullet Bonanza: Deals massive Bullet and Magic damage to all enemies. Cower: Cower in fear, reducing damage taken. Time Bend: Go back in time, reversing whatever happened in the previous turn, Interrupting this may cause time and space to send the user far back in time. AMERICAN BOOT SPECIAL: Gain assist from an ally to deal massive Boot damage to all enemies. Since the last one was deleted, i remade this since people somehow loved it.

  • @BuggyDClown-fg8qq

    @BuggyDClown-fg8qq

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes

  • @Redisonthelaptop

    @Redisonthelaptop

    2 жыл бұрын

    Where Headshot? (Spy's attack)

  • @SniperOnSunday
    @SniperOnSunday3 жыл бұрын

    3:55 I want to learn this game

  • @AverageDynamikeMain
    @AverageDynamikeMain9 ай бұрын

    I feel like every video I see that is similar to this Soldier makes up a random song and has never failed,EVER. This man is an actual composer and an American, it's unbelievable!

  • @fbiboi5556
    @fbiboi55564 жыл бұрын

    *Party Demoman wants to fight* "What will Soilder do?" *Soilder uses buff horn* "It's not very effective!" "Demoman used Scrumpy!" *Demoman fainted*

  • @3ls691

    @3ls691

    4 жыл бұрын

    4:28

  • @trx_ranger5350

    @trx_ranger5350

    4 жыл бұрын

    What is the song that's playing

  • @lp11thewolf79

    @lp11thewolf79

    4 жыл бұрын

    Top 10 anime battles

  • @prostobekon7283

    @prostobekon7283

    4 жыл бұрын

    FBI FUCK XDDD

  • @denyhaguilar679

    @denyhaguilar679

    4 жыл бұрын

    "snoooort"

  • @taky4733eizzaimjemat
    @taky4733eizzaimjemat4 жыл бұрын

    1:35 How I flirt with someone during Valentine.

  • @daedricmace919

    @daedricmace919

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eizzaim Jemat *Laughs in French Spy*

  • @inkswift5697

    @inkswift5697

    4 жыл бұрын

    Daedric mace919 Well yes but actually no

  • @Cbrmkn98xs

    @Cbrmkn98xs

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh shet 69

  • @Jedigrandmaster6637

    @Jedigrandmaster6637

    3 жыл бұрын

    My guess is you failed every time embarrassingly

  • @Brid1
    @Brid13 жыл бұрын

    me: see the intro also me: is nice

  • @jacksonreichle4777
    @jacksonreichle47773 жыл бұрын

    "I am Fat Bastard" is my favorite line from this haha Edit: I also love the sound Merasmus makes when he teleports.

  • @replaytsl4591
    @replaytsl45915 жыл бұрын

    It was an average Saturday morning in Lumberyard. Soldier and Engineer were watching Unusual Troubles: Virginity Whore on Engineer's updated Dispenser 10 when the software crashes. Engineer tries to fix the dispenser, but is unable to, and Soldier tells him to stop getting upgrades from Merasmus. With the movie broken, Soldier decides to look for something else to do with his binoculars. He spots Spy and Medic doing a drug trade, and sees Scout showing Ms. Pauling a puppet show, this grabs his attention. Scout uses his puppets to show a story of how a brave Scout saved Ms. Pauling from getting beaten up by a Heavy. Ms. Pauling loves the show and gives Scout an applause, but Soldier calls it a pile of Canadian Crap. Ms. Pauling asks why Soldier is watching the show with her, and Soldier starts to flirt with her. He begins singing "Shut up and Sleep with me" until Scout knocks him out with his bat. Scout tells Soldier to stop sucking Merasmus' balls because that's what cause him to sing terribly. Soldier asks Scout why he's so mad, and Scout tells him he's on a date and needs his own privacy. Soldier pretends to be proud of him, but he is actually really jealous and punches Scout into the sky. Ms. Pauling, pissed about how Soldier killed her date, kicks him straight in the nuts, causing him to scream so loud he literally turns into a giant. Ms. Pauling runs off while Soldier is unconscious. When Soldier wakes up, he asks why Ms. Pauling did that, until Merasmus arrives with a bucket of cum. Soldier tells Merasmus to go back to Canada and stop taking drugs, and Merasmus leaves. He comes back 2 seconds later because realizes he forgot to tell Soldier he's pregnant. Merasmus asks Soldier if he could borrow 50 dollars to pay off his hospital bills and child support, and Soldier gets out his money. Before he is able to give Merasmus his money, Spy appears, eats all of it, and runs off. Meanwhile on the Star Destroyer, the Empire is working on a new powerful weapon: Nuclear Titties, when Scout flies by, apparently still alive. Darth Vader tries to impress the Emperor by getting Scout and returning him to Earth, crushing Pyro in the process. Medic, who had watched the entire scene, goes to Pyro's corpse and steals all his body parts except his head. Soldier challenges Heavy to a game of Chesspokeroulette in order to get his money back. When Soldier wins by placing an Ace, Heavy acts like a sore loser and calls it a Stupid Game. Scout tries to get revenge on Soldier by summoning a Party Demoman to kill him. However, the Party Demoman uses scrumpy which makes him faint, causing Scout to lose. Soldier decides to apologize to Scout for ruining his date by giving him glasses that let him see girl's underpants. Spyguette then appears and summons Joker Scout. Soldier tries to kill him, but Scout uses his watch to reverse his attack, saying he's ready for some meatshots. Spy comes to assist them, and yet begins another RPG fight. The battle begins. Joker Scout pulls out a Funny Gift which releases Haunted Duck Pyro from hell, who blasts them with a Loose Cannon. Spy shoots Joker Scout with a headshot, which makes the CIA think he's Jason Bourne. Soldier fires an American Rocket, followed by a Meatshot by Scout. Joker Scout uses an Earthquake which nearly kills them. Scout uses his special Fiesta attack, which increases the Red teams health with some to spare. It didn't last long since Joker Scout then used his blades of time to pause time and stab each and every one of them, killing Spy, but Spy survived using his Dead Ringer. Scout shot him with a crit, and Soldier called Sniper to burn him with his Pizza Pyro. Joker Scout calls their fire attack weak and shows them real fire with his Inferno move. Soldier fires his Freedom Shotgun and Spy uses his French Bucket to heal the team. Now fully charged, Joker uses his Magic special move and summons a hundred Nataschas to shoot them, killing Spy and Soldier. All hope seems lost, but Scout forgot he had his Time Bending watch and uses it to undo Joker's move, reviving Spy and Soldier. With their special attack fully charge, Spy backflips Soldier and turns him into a giant American Boot, crushing and killing Joker and winning the battle. After the battle, Soldier asks Spy where he put all his money, and Spy points out that he gave it to Medic. Pissed off, Soldier snaps Spy's neck and uses him as a bat to chase after Medic, as Scout sighs to Medic's selfishness. After the credits, everyone is revived and having a flossing dance-off.

  • @cyberspy2d678

    @cyberspy2d678

    5 жыл бұрын

    the pure dedication...... i applaud you

  • @ansenren1508

    @ansenren1508

    5 жыл бұрын

    Now that is a noice meme story

  • @caedlittler2149

    @caedlittler2149

    5 жыл бұрын

    I like how you took the time to summarise the video

  • @philswift.9084

    @philswift.9084

    5 жыл бұрын

    It would probably take me at least two thirds or more of the entire video to basically read the video (your comment)

  • @atmorton0440

    @atmorton0440

    5 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment...

  • @vampirevixen7688
    @vampirevixen76884 жыл бұрын

    "Merasmus is pregnant." LOL what!?

  • @jijina_25

    @jijina_25

    3 жыл бұрын

    A baby Wizard D: xD

  • @ganyufrommcdonalds5622

    @ganyufrommcdonalds5622

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes i am

  • @PeeNidsCold
    @PeeNidsCold3 жыл бұрын

    I remember the time I was like very sad at one point then my friend, Jaerro introduced your channel to me. I watched some of your videos and got a good laugh out of it. Thanks Jaerro.

  • @JustThiri
    @JustThiri2 жыл бұрын

    Never before have I realized that I needed a looped GIF of Party Demoman's battle idle.

  • @unknownn613
    @unknownn6135 жыл бұрын

    5:44jesus christ it's jason bourne

  • @goldenboy9182

    @goldenboy9182

    5 жыл бұрын

    5:47 see that engineer in the background. He hounts my dreams

  • @haruuu_.

    @haruuu_.

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@goldenboy9182 me too

  • @genericmanchild

    @genericmanchild

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@goldenboy9182 yes

  • @coffe3935

    @coffe3935

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ it’s Jason Porn

  • @tamasaradi8839
    @tamasaradi88394 жыл бұрын

    - So which meme are you going to put in your video? - STBlackST: Yes

  • @atazioneroblox8191

    @atazioneroblox8191

    Жыл бұрын

    STblackST: *and l took that personally*

  • @CyrusShameli
    @CyrusShameli3 жыл бұрын

    3:05 I smell pennies (this ocassion, he smells dollars)

  • @_rus_leader_
    @_rus_leader_3 жыл бұрын

    2:33 the greatest fear of the United union of men

  • @Nick0024
    @Nick00244 жыл бұрын

    2:14 Fucking scout, it could have been a real musical hit!

  • @tutorialoof4941

    @tutorialoof4941

    3 жыл бұрын

    it was a real musical HIT XD

  • @SukunaXeditz21

    @SukunaXeditz21

    9 ай бұрын

    The gmod effects it even funnier💀

  • @ultrajoshx6726
    @ultrajoshx67265 жыл бұрын

    0:31 The blue screen of death says the events of the video...sweet!

  • @Cri06

    @Cri06

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol I paused it to read it all

  • @sapphiresonicextras615

    @sapphiresonicextras615

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @gwg2813

    @gwg2813

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey, thats my username!

  • @cole_has_feet42
    @cole_has_feet423 жыл бұрын

    Scout, Spy and Soldier are the best trio ever. Change my mind

  • @MrGritzGmod
    @MrGritzGmod3 жыл бұрын

    Ever time I watch this, I just can’t but help think this is the best yet

  • @fairytail3592
    @fairytail35925 жыл бұрын

    3:53 the 4:16 REVOLUTION OF GAMES TABLE

  • @infernoblast2.039

    @infernoblast2.039

    5 жыл бұрын

    The rules 1 player chooses what they want poker or roullete poker:say fuck you then deploy a card specials are wins but numbers are how many blocks they move(troops) Roullete:how many you roll is how many chess player moves

  • @galvetheirondragon1929

    @galvetheirondragon1929

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@infernoblast2.039 I would love to play that

  • @erik_jjj

    @erik_jjj

    4 жыл бұрын

    If you get the correct color u get to play, if u get the correct number, you will get to play 2 times

  • @Un0_

    @Un0_

    4 жыл бұрын

    we lose but they do not win but they do not lose but we lose but everyone loses hahaha

  • @rineux370
    @rineux3705 жыл бұрын

    5:45 I want 10 hours version of this part

  • @c00t_doggo

    @c00t_doggo

    5 жыл бұрын

    That engi in the back XD.

  • @Proparkourgamer

    @Proparkourgamer

    4 жыл бұрын

    I want 1 hour of that too.

  • @Leonor-07nGildedcoffe
    @Leonor-07nGildedcoffe3 жыл бұрын

    I love the intro well done my m8

  • @medical_tomato1206
    @medical_tomato12063 жыл бұрын

    When american boot dosen't one shot the enemy "anakin start panakin i don't have a planakin"

  • @DH-ku9iw
    @DH-ku9iw4 жыл бұрын

    1:33 : simps when they drop their life savings for a streamer

  • @sergeantcrits8256
    @sergeantcrits82564 жыл бұрын

    6:23 me: sniper Sniper: its the pizza boy

  • @garbagwoomy
    @garbagwoomy Жыл бұрын

    1:32 will just always hit deep inside bro 🥹🥹🥹 the memories

  • @blaze4698
    @blaze46983 жыл бұрын

    I love how these videos even self reference themselves, like the pyro duck, and the pizza boy

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY.6 жыл бұрын

    Wait a minute it isn't saturday

  • @screw_bird

    @screw_bird

    6 жыл бұрын

    Justin Y. Why are u everywhere?

  • @alesmanslay

    @alesmanslay

    6 жыл бұрын

    Justin Y. It's a reupload

  • @quackzooka8322

    @quackzooka8322

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's a tragedy none of the Jedis would ever tell you.

  • @blackhole7498

    @blackhole7498

    6 жыл бұрын

    no

  • @tweeezer

    @tweeezer

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeet

  • @unfortunate1313
    @unfortunate13135 жыл бұрын

    1:34 i need 1 hour of this

  • @neodayz3070

    @neodayz3070

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bay Filimci I'm on it

  • @neodayz3070

    @neodayz3070

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bay Filimci I could only do 10 minutes cause my editor kept crashing

  • @engineer4689

    @engineer4689

    5 жыл бұрын

    Good idea

  • @postaldude9550

    @postaldude9550

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Y3Y orjinali ne

  • @yesses100

    @yesses100

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me 2

  • @themedic8445
    @themedic84452 жыл бұрын

    3:37 Anyways, that’s how I lost my medical license.

  • @voidshard43
    @voidshard432 жыл бұрын

    6:22 i actually wanna see a version of this in like, a card game, Neat!

  • @FlyingScott
    @FlyingScott6 жыл бұрын

    4:29 "IIIIIIIIIII'MMMM MISTER KING DICE! I'M THE DRUNKEST IN THE LAND"

  • @alexandnachoyt3001

    @alexandnachoyt3001

    6 жыл бұрын

    More like: I MMM MR. DEMOMAN I'M THE DRUNKEST IN THE LAND WHOOO TOUCH MAH SCRUMPY? I WILL...OOOEAAAH (*Drunk sounds that do a rime*) DON'T YOU FUCK WITH MEH

  • @valdemarmllersiig9319

    @valdemarmllersiig9319

    6 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/Yq2CrbWhqpe0oJs.html Extended Theme

  • @WorldwideHero
    @WorldwideHero5 жыл бұрын

    *THERE NEEDS TO BE A TF2 TURN BASED BATTLE GAME! THERE NEEDS TO BE!*

  • @Klorophyte

    @Klorophyte

    5 жыл бұрын

    I agree

  • @catsonicmorelikeaneko2052

    @catsonicmorelikeaneko2052

    5 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely.

  • @ruphite9521

    @ruphite9521

    5 жыл бұрын

    A G R E E D

  • @nothingcanyouseentherenope6075

    @nothingcanyouseentherenope6075

    5 жыл бұрын

    can i say something do you see the difference about the 3:22?

  • @ruphite9521

    @ruphite9521

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wrong thread dude, but yeah in the bottom left there’s a storm trooper with no helmet

  • @aidansaris8590
    @aidansaris85906 ай бұрын

    Scout: *screams* Vader: I’ll deal with this, personaally

  • @immaculatefrogs5235
    @immaculatefrogs52353 жыл бұрын

    The way scout putted on that little show with his mini figures was great

  • @jonathanh.p1997
    @jonathanh.p19974 жыл бұрын

    Anyone gonna talk about how scout has 3 arms when he is doing is little puppet show?

  • @Trockenshampooleopard
    @Trockenshampooleopard4 жыл бұрын

    7:11 I have never noticed that baguette before

  • @CommanderGraves32

    @CommanderGraves32

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jethro Q. Walrustitty on top of the logs

  • @jessesaliba7348
    @jessesaliba7348 Жыл бұрын

    This brings back a hell of a lotta memories

  • @yuxiashi154
    @yuxiashi1542 жыл бұрын

    The amount of weird shit in the background if just so funny

  • @Kaiden_Has_a_Youtube
    @Kaiden_Has_a_Youtube5 жыл бұрын

    Favorite moments: 6:56 American Boot 4:27 I need to know what theme music this is 2:33 AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

  • @moonshine7552

    @moonshine7552

    5 жыл бұрын

    O

  • @QeianTea

    @QeianTea

    5 жыл бұрын

    .

  • @BananaGhoti

    @BananaGhoti

    5 жыл бұрын

    Darude Sandstorm

  • @henrikfoersom9649

    @henrikfoersom9649

    5 жыл бұрын

    HAHA yeah looks like Miss Paulings kick was BIG ENOUGH XD even if that one clip was short I still love that meme

  • @rasineidedossantossantos5094

    @rasineidedossantossantos5094

    5 жыл бұрын

    2:33 i laughed so hard

  • @yun67yran79
    @yun67yran794 жыл бұрын

    I died When soldier started singing shut up and sleep with me

  • @witchhunter7709

    @witchhunter7709

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was confused at that point

  • @goose-3548
    @goose-3548 Жыл бұрын

    This is the beauty of sfm, you get to do whatever you want and basically do drugs too

  • @benoitservell9210
    @benoitservell92103 жыл бұрын

    The moment Medic runs away with the ticket case and Soldier turns his best friend Spy into a baseball bat and pursues him in excess of anger and Scout says nothing, this ending is very funny and I like hit XD