When I was a kid I lent this guy I knew a couple bucks at a roller skating place. Before I went to leave I said goodbye and tried to remind him he'd need to pay me back later ( as I'd gotten the money from my grandma and planned to give it back later). He was still skating at the time and had passed me. His immediate response was to flip me off with both hands.... however by doing this he stopped looking where he was going. The rink had knee level seating around two sides of it.. he flipped head first over said seating and basically somersaulted into the wall. Sooooo satisfying.

@dingfeldersmurfalot4560

4 жыл бұрын

I love a story with a happy ending!

@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646

3 жыл бұрын

Karma:You’re Welcome

@Fictionalcharacter-zo9xd

3 жыл бұрын

Did you get your money back tho?

@anzenbenedictnava8641

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@jackwilson2634

3 жыл бұрын

Sabrialla ooooooooh karma

Guy: *shoots armadillo* Armadillo: but I have a shell Bullet: understandable have a great day.

@GregConquest

4 жыл бұрын

@8:15 the x-ray shows THE WHOLE BULLET in his jaw. That's impossible! The casing stays in the gun; only the lead (and gunpowder) shoots out of the gun. ... This looks like an incompetent attempt at faking a shooting-gone-wrong story. Edit: There is also no broken bones visible in the guy's jaw. And, if you look closely, you cannot see inside the bullet. The lead is as opaque as the brass shell, but you can see bone outlines through the bullet and its casing. I had thought some guy taped a bullet to his face and got an x-ray. Seeing bone through the bullet, though, shows this is a total Photoshop job.

@gilsandoval1139

4 жыл бұрын

You do realize that it's an artist rendition who might not have your vast array of knowledge.😠

@GregConquest

4 жыл бұрын

@@gilsandoval1139 It's an x-ray, not a drawing. It looks like someone taped a bullet, jacket and all, to his jaw then took an x-ray (and then presumably made up the story we see here). It doesn't take special knowledge to see that.

@GregConquest

4 жыл бұрын

@@gilsandoval1139 PS There are no broken bone fragments either, FWIW. It's an undamaged, unused bullet taped to the face with an uninjured jaw beneath.

@fizzydubs5780

4 жыл бұрын

Also the bullet look like in perfect shape even tho its been shot off a armadillo and put in a mans jaw.

In short : sometimes even the universe runs out of patience and instant justice is served.

The tree was actually an assassin that the woman’s brother hired to do it

@DavidJohnson-tv2qq

3 жыл бұрын

A very patient killer.

@clipz7948

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TheAwesomeGamerNoob

3 жыл бұрын

Wonder how much that tree has killed

@gavinallred3812

3 жыл бұрын

His name is tree the anasin

@foxking-ko6ch

3 жыл бұрын

Good joke

Man: misses the gun shot *20 years later* Bullet:I never miss a mark

@ducksongfans

3 жыл бұрын

That was the first mark the bullet hit doe

@newchannelman6183

Жыл бұрын

The Brother: *laughing intensifies*

@strix3688

Жыл бұрын

I thougt the Bullet says: "my aim is getting better after 20 years!"

Person: Shoots armadillo. Armadillo: Uno Reverse

@juliedaniels7285

4 жыл бұрын

y e s

@creed8827

4 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOSH! LOL

@sapphirecrew1208

4 жыл бұрын

So true xd

@brendydevil6665

4 жыл бұрын

Omg yes

@TheChamp7362

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Soccer players after falling down:Please help! Armadillos after getting shot: *Tis but a scratch*

@wzraiyan

3 жыл бұрын

Not even a scratch😂

@andreathiessen6986

3 жыл бұрын

That soccer stereotype isn’t true at all😂 unless your talking about mini soccer for 5 year olds

@lanze6908

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@n0xturn_

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't like because I didn't want to ruin the 69 likes.

@LzLc-

3 жыл бұрын

not all soccer players fall down Take for example Halaand a player cane with his legs wide open and coming at full speed and hit Haland and he didn't fall

Damn, that glasses removal from the cowboy. You know shit is gonna get real when that happens

@ReiDaTecnologia

2 жыл бұрын

Just like in the movies!

@hysteric_forestt

2 жыл бұрын

E-xactly. That was a movie stunt right there.

@javiendavis4324

2 жыл бұрын

We do!!!

@Staeve64

2 жыл бұрын

Dude got no shit man

Kicked out of the train was the best one

@milk-ol6cq

5 жыл бұрын

Yea 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@windanrogers5100

5 жыл бұрын

John Rambo of course it was funny 😂

@milk-ol6cq

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@wolfnamedluna5932

5 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhhhh it was da best one

@syminite1

5 жыл бұрын

I know! What a rude person holding up the train.

Here’s my insta karma story: Some guy runs up to me throwing mud and runs off, he instantly slipped and got covered in mud

@faggerswagger2845

4 жыл бұрын

Who tf gonna run up to you bare handed holding mud and throw it at you hopefully he had gloves

@vincenttrasonaaquino8183

4 жыл бұрын

My karma is I jump in the ocean and chase by a shark

@pugzie.g3298

4 жыл бұрын

UxziYT noice

@stopit3869

4 жыл бұрын

Here's mine, an athletic kid has been bullying the entire class and he set his eyes on me and started bullying me, I put my foot down and punched him directly in the face after fruitless attempts of diplomacy and he didn't come to school for over a month after that.

@andrewkb5211

3 жыл бұрын

lol

The big guy who defended the cyclist (6:30) just kinda popped out of nowhere. He didn't waste a single second reacting to that. Throwing the guy off the bridge was awesome. But how he just appeared was unbelievable

4:43 I guess you could say that was “Instant Car-ma.....” Alright imma head out folks

@piotrek5s170

4 жыл бұрын

I hate puns. I hate them even more cuz i wach minute earth, and they have 1 to 2 puns every 5 minute video. It reaallly gets annyoing.

@kadenportalappa5785

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I know it bad

@AnnoyingUncle

3 жыл бұрын

Some one already said that joke anyway

@merciggs

3 жыл бұрын

@@piotrek5s170 Spelling?

@leaflet3507

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

When you get bullied Karma: I'll handle this

@s3pia22

5 жыл бұрын

Me: thanks karma

@fatpeter3038

5 жыл бұрын

Karma was on the other person side I got banned on roblox after trolling a new player and guess what it was my brother so he was sad and I said it's ok it was me we talked it out but I still got banned

@megaball-ps8tq

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you karma

@puccigucci5157

5 жыл бұрын

@@fatpeter3038 hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahh, i hate you.

@smokiproductions

5 жыл бұрын

@Donny Turner sometimes it may seem like karma doesn't care, but believe me it just waits for the right moment

Friend: what’s you favorite animal? Me: karmadilo

@Prismascape

4 жыл бұрын

Woah. It's a Duolingo movie company

@DuoScot

4 жыл бұрын

@@Prismascape ahem.

@rockst7r69

4 жыл бұрын

Spanish or vanish

@thestickman9769

4 жыл бұрын

Both

@SpairM

4 жыл бұрын

Its a KARMAdilo

8:15 Damn, ive ever seen a revolver that shoots the whole bullet.

@WhimsyLove

3 жыл бұрын

Fr 😂😂😂😂

@jakerockznoodles

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe by "shot", he means the guy just threw the bullet very fast? 🤷‍♀️

@Bob5mith

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakerockznoodles Probably, since armadillos aren't that tough. But seriously, nothing that bounces off an armadillo is going to break a man's jaw.

@hazaeldearmas3049

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, its drawn out by him to explain it isnt an actual bullet

@RandomnesssYt

3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

The cowboy actually got stabbed a lot of times in his hip area but he survived and took it like a champ!

This kid was mocking me and my friends and when he walked off he got hit in the head with a basketball. This was back in 4th grade at recess😂👌

@thepigeonman2372

5 жыл бұрын

Kewl

@dicar76

5 жыл бұрын

Did he really deserve a basketball to the head?

@omarslay9228

5 жыл бұрын

The magical skweb of course yes

@leoncergaming7745

4 жыл бұрын

Did he even deserve to get hit?

@samuelandrews1282

4 жыл бұрын

HEADSHOT!#

PETA once bought 20 lobsters from a Alaskan lobster farm and threw them into a freshwater lake, Those lobsters were saltwater... Nice job peta

@SWY1356

5 жыл бұрын

I heard this story i still couldn't forget it xD

@joeyjojojrshabadoo7462

5 жыл бұрын

Good story but not karma unless you've got something against lobsters.

@SWY1356

5 жыл бұрын

@@joeyjojojrshabadoo7462 he was obviously joking about the story And it's on the ironic side But this story has nothing to do with the video either

@joshglover2370

5 жыл бұрын

Those idiots euthanize healthy animals in their shelters! 😥 They are fucking hypocrites!

@laranjaghirga5058

5 жыл бұрын

Oops Peta made a mistake

When I was in high school I worked for the local city in the parks and street department. There was a particular road in this city that was quite long and winding that went through a residential area it also had no side streets that intersect it until you got to the bottom of the hill. Since there were no side streets people would often use this section of road for a speed run which was quite dangerous for both the people who driving and for local residents trying to back out of their driveways. So the city put in a stop sign in the middle of the area to slow motorist down, now since there were no side streets this would piss off the driver's coming down the street because you didn't want to get a ticket for running a stop sign in this small town. So some bright soul thought to run over the sign and knock it down would be a great idea and since all sign post were 4x4 redwood post that it was easy to knock them down. After having to replace the post a few times the head of the department had a great idea we put in an 4x4 steel post and painted to look like a wood post and besides having a concrete base there was a 4ft 3/4" rebar cross piece in the bottom. The next day after putting up the post we received a call from the police department that we had to put the stop sign back up, turned out that an early 60s Chevy Impala had attempted to knock down the sign, not only had the post stop the car but as the post was pushed over the rebar went up into the oil pan and into the bottom of the engine. Needless to say the person who owned the car and was driving it at the time was arrested for reckless driving, speeding, running a stop sign,and destruction of city property ( this happened in 1975 ). The driver was sentence to 6months in jail, finned $2500 plus restitution of another $1200 to replace the stop sign. Which all we did was repaint the post and set it right back up, that was the first one I lost count of how many people hit that sign in the year and half that I worked for the city, but it became a clear money maker for the city.

@sesidonkor

11 ай бұрын

They literally ran into a stop sign😂😂

@goingfubar7182

11 ай бұрын

@sesidonkor4539 Yes they did and the piece of rebar made sure that they were not going on after that.

My Insta Karma Story: So I was playing a game, Then someone is insulting me calling names, Then he was holding the Hot Potato (We were playing hot potato), He didnt notice and he was eliminated from the event. Karma always strikes back.

@Coolboymike8

4 жыл бұрын

INSTANT KARMA

@mheannethony

4 жыл бұрын

He gets what he deserves

@SuperSonicShowSSS

3 жыл бұрын

Lol i remeber i won in hot potato at schol in kindergarden and my reward was a few oreos

@AnnoyingUncle

3 жыл бұрын

Whaaaa but it’s literally a hot potato how did the person not feel it

@hunterspringer276

3 жыл бұрын

battle cat

8:15 amazing how the shell, along with the bullet, lodged into the jaw like that

@Biffo1262

4 жыл бұрын

Maruchan Nuudle I noticed that straightaway too. If they are going to fake an xray with Photoshop you would think they would get the detail right

@sarasmr4278

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for the armadillo shell wondering wtf you were talking about... Oh. I am stupid. 😂

@Jonathan.D

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Who is dumb enough to use the image of an unspent round? Not to mention the fact that it had to be a 22cal round. The bullet in the image would have cut a dillo in half. I have some experience in this. No, it wasn't me who did it but I did see it myself. Not cool to shoot little dillos. If a 9mm or 45cal round did come back at you it would knock your jaw off. Plus, the slug would be seriously deformed.

My friend chewed a bubblegum and threw it on the ground later he stepped on something and it was the same gum he chewed

@Gr_d

5 жыл бұрын

Daville Daley 😂

@AbhisarRawat

5 жыл бұрын

It's called "assholliness"

@joshglover2370

5 жыл бұрын

People who stick gum to the bottom of tables should be put to the guillotine! 😡

@azsunnybeek7887

5 жыл бұрын

Josh Glover lol

@robertpaws9359

5 жыл бұрын

Why don't swallow it?

I laughed way to hard at him being thrown off the bridge

@jenniferbullett7254

3 жыл бұрын

Same here. 🤣😄🤣😄

@Cronah3

3 жыл бұрын

Even you're profile pic is laughing

@dsandoval9396

3 жыл бұрын

That was epic!

@ro4eva

2 жыл бұрын

What a guy, eh, to push the other cyclist like that.

@Tiperia

2 жыл бұрын

i thought he was dead. stupid

My brother: tries to push me down Me: stands still like a wall, and barely budged Brother: falls down into a pile of rocks Karma at its finest. With a little help from Newton's laws of motion.

@360entertainment2

6 ай бұрын

I have a similar story. My youngest sister decided I was annoying her and tried either slapping or punching my leg as hard as she could, I was a cross country runner at the time and my thighs were rock solid and she started crying because she said my legs were too hard!

3:02 robber: *drops gun* Chef: Hippity hoppity ur gun is now my property.

@Qausuality

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a Chef?

@user-ds7je1ds2f

3 жыл бұрын

@@Qausuality ye

@sterling_anddonut4766

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t it the guy who stocks cold stuff

@VeiledArctic

3 жыл бұрын

*Yes*

@Rikoani

3 жыл бұрын

That was a butcher

3:02 *Theif Drops Gun* Chef: Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine

@kid4375

4 жыл бұрын

Cung Tial butcher Tom has had enough

@-dodup-5970

4 жыл бұрын

Cung Tial lOl

@radioactivian

4 жыл бұрын

[insert finding Nemo seagulls here]

@thejupiterjumper8472

4 жыл бұрын

Your guns will be a fine addition to my collection

@salad608

4 жыл бұрын

XD

Karma and Karen both start with “K-a-r“. So Karens need Karma.

@toddminnix8821

3 жыл бұрын

Karens: *scream* YOUCALLTHISARESPONCE?IMGIVINGTHISADISLIKEANDREPORTINGYOU To be continued

@daenerykhaleesi3805

2 жыл бұрын

@@toddminnix8821 what

@official-obama

2 жыл бұрын

@@daenerykhaleesi3805 Karens: *scream* YOU CALL THIS A RESPONCE? IM GIVING THIS A DISLIKE AND REPORTING YOU To be continued

@0h.D3ar

2 жыл бұрын

Genius

@roryandbro1561

2 жыл бұрын

THAT we can agree on.

"Is karma a feminist" Me : no it's a word.

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

4 жыл бұрын

No, it's Patrick.

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780

3 жыл бұрын

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley is this the krusty crab

@Dada-bx5st

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 no its Patrick

@catuskitzew1652

3 жыл бұрын

@Juan Gaspar Feito no its Patrick!!!

@OuchieWahWah

3 жыл бұрын

@@catuskitzew1652 is this the crusty crab?

PeTa controls karma,but in reality: Karma hits PeTa

@hotdogman983

5 жыл бұрын

But really though, armadillos gonna hang bang those dumbasses

I was walking through town by myself A teenage girl was staring at her phone and bumped into me She said "uurg rude" She continued walking still looking at her phone when she walked into a closed door of a shop I smirked as she realised that quite a few people saw what happened with embarrassment on her face

Person: *Shoots Armadillo* Armadillo's Shell: So You Have Chosen... death

Love the way u get serious topics yet find the humour in it, simply the best

Someone slapped me in the face while riding a bike he looked back and laughed, but then he rode straight into a pole 🤣😂🤣😂 he broke his nose!😆😁🤣😂 that’s instant karma

@uglytomato20

5 жыл бұрын

Wow

@andresawyer4006

5 жыл бұрын

Try a trash can man I boy that was painful I riding my bike to school and looked away for a couple of seconds then I hit a trash can and in my head I said stupid trash can while I swerved away and then my bike Handle turned back straight we’re I hit the trash can not that far like 10 steps away from where I hit the trash can was another one I hit it and fell off lesson learned don’t call a trash can stupid

@minyu613

5 жыл бұрын

I filmed a bully shoving snow into my face. I wanted to blackmail but he won't pay. I showed the teacher😁

@thaliayajama3376

4 жыл бұрын

Proud Gamer THATS JUST SAD NOW Press f in the chat for his nose to be okay also is he okay?

@_me1575

4 жыл бұрын

Damn..

Love how the bullet in the X-ray still had the casing attached lol

@novastar6112

4 жыл бұрын

wait what

@lovinlife6941

4 жыл бұрын

@@novastar6112 it shows it at 8:16

@darrylgibson3575

4 жыл бұрын

That's some good attention to detail.

@joeyflett8675

4 жыл бұрын

I know right?!? I was just about to comment on that myself.

@OG_ZAZA

4 жыл бұрын

Nova Star it still has the shell on it. If it was shot it would just he the (lead) bullet. The shell springs out after the bullet is launched out.

Henry: you missed Her brother’s ghost years later: Oh did I? Henry years later: NANI?!?!!?

Ok so my worst first impression was when my brother interrupted me to talk about his broken arm. He said (and I quote) "Guess how I broke my arm?" "My sister shoved me and hit me and broke my arm and it hurt so bad!" Fun Fact: I didn't. I told him to get up off his butt and he tripped.🤣🤣🤣

@piotrek5s170

4 жыл бұрын

i dont think thats karma

8:15 The xray from the karmadillo shows the full bullet not just the projectile but the caseing and all

@not_a_god1103

5 жыл бұрын

It was edited in

@jimmyfkndean1349

5 жыл бұрын

No shit

@amandamorgan3539

5 жыл бұрын

Diane Morton no shit sherlock

@jacksonoliverson6384

5 жыл бұрын

Dude thank you for that. I just commented about the fact that he had the right to shoot the armadillo and now you just further proved that the Chanel will do any story just because it is sounds Bizzarre.

@jacksonoliverson6384

5 жыл бұрын

You have a good eye. I’m guessing that you are a gun person?

Armadillos shells are bulletproof??😱

@dakotasimms7270

4 жыл бұрын

only in the more heavy plated areas

@jennfinlay5040

4 жыл бұрын

That's true. Because in this Video the Farmer tries to shoot the Armadillo and the bullet recoshades off of the armadillo and back into his head and kills the man

@tkhunter4999

4 жыл бұрын

ELISE MORRISON he’s still alive, just hits his jaw, but he’ll think twice when he sees an armadillo.

@sachornabrissett2098

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, I learn that when I was a kid, they use it to make armour and so forth.

@sachornabrissett2098

4 жыл бұрын

@@lemon8892 LoL

My worst first impression was when a waiter said enjoy your food I said, “ You too!” We never went back there

0:00 there's nothing more satisfying than that man's voice

Got any satisfying karma stories of your own? Comment below or email us at hello(at)beamazed(dot)com and we may feature it in a future video! All Karma Episodes: kzread.info/head/PLDgvFPuLtQbSaED77JEbB0Plmqib5bJKM Part 2: kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZJ-Lzrdye62cpNo.html Part 3: kzread.info/dash/bejne/paSutpONe8jFgqg.html Part 4: kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y62evKWBY8yff84.html&

@maxwhite6258

5 жыл бұрын

On guy was picking on me and then went on his phone and missed his stop.

@Vdovis

5 жыл бұрын

There is funny story on the news about a women who saw snake in her yard and thought the best way to get rid of her is to burn it down to the ashes but karma strikes when the snake is set on fire it slithers to the near by bushes and from the bushes the fire spread to the woman house i believe that happened in Texas

@hildaceballos3258

5 жыл бұрын

One time my brother said I suck at fortnite then later he died with one kill and I won with 6 kills

@mcart7310

5 жыл бұрын

There was this bullet and one I got tired of it so I punched him and he fell to the floor it was so funny

@chasepriest6059

5 жыл бұрын

The only story of karma I know, was when I was in second grade, and I got accused a lot about everything during class, from student after student, I was ready to ring their neck, but all of a sudden, they ended up getting scraped and bruised while at the playground at the swing area, so nature had my back at the time, but after that, I had the last laugh after I reported their accusations to staff, and they were all able to understand what my back line had in store, so luckily the students that accused me were suspended for a month cause the accusations were just downright racist, for real, who even taught them that kinda behavior? Their parents? But yeah, when I left, I was pleased the know it alls got justice straight from nature (and the power from gravity too!) So yeah, it was tough for me in second grade, but all I gotta say, is I am happy I got the last laugh on the know it alls for good!

I have one karma story: One time that i was at school, my friend accidently broke my bottle drink, she said that she was sorry, so then i accept it. I have to use other bottle to drink. But then later when we were about to go home, her stuff accidently broke by another friend of mine. I guess that's a karma? Maybe...

@danzillaV12d

4 жыл бұрын

Not really If she didn't mean her apology then that's karma

@Ultoxgamer

4 жыл бұрын

your other freind is just mean if it was actually an accident

@tracimiller9214

4 жыл бұрын

no. If she was sorry it sort of makes the friend you have a jerk (unless she was sorry)

@Blitz-zw4vj

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah they're right

@burntpancake834

3 жыл бұрын

I dont even understand the replies

The dislikes are from the people who got the karma.

@estay.azimullah

Жыл бұрын

but some of them are dead

@Kittycatluver4874

5 ай бұрын

Well what if it wasn’t all of them?

One embarrassing first impression I had was when I was little. I sweared a lot just to piss people off, and one time my mother brought me to my sister school when i was a baby to pick her up. The principal was holding the door for us and I said fuck you right to his face

Guy got me fired. Suggested that the company hire his best friend. Guy finds out that best friend and guy's wife were screwing. Guy starts fight with now former best friend at work. Guy got fired.

@efteejay5010

4 жыл бұрын

Too many "guys" lol

@Crazy-Cat-Lady-of-CA

4 жыл бұрын

@@efteejay5010 I can't call him asshole or shit for brains without running afoul of well assholes and shit for brains hollering me about my language.

@user-xs6qz8js7l

4 жыл бұрын

You just call him asshole

This is so funny! Here is one of my amazing karma stories. I was riding my bike to the gas station to get a snack when I saw a car speed in the right lane because there was no other cars when suddenly 2 hidden cop cars pull out of another street and turn on their lights. And then I scream "Karma, bro!" That was a good day.

FUN FACT ABOUT ROBESPIERRE: victims of the guillotine would be put through the head hole with their face looking down, so they never knew when their death would arrive, thus, removing the anxiety of facing death eye to eye. however, the people were so angry at Robespierre that when they threw him on the block, they tilted his head up, and waited longer, while also faking the fall with distracting noises multiple times, just for added torment

2:20 I love that Mexican Cowboy. He is like Clint Eastwood. Yes, that literally happened in Mexico.

3:09 Is nobody going to mention the guy who slid perfectly then took that robber down?

@skathryn7380

4 жыл бұрын

That dude plays GTA.

@alexanderflores934

4 жыл бұрын

3:09 his name is john cena

6:46 that “first moment of dread” was actually a first moment of excitement.

@deborahwood5321

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh I clicked on the time and then..... FREE UNLIMITED ROBUX ONLY AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME

@dogor9995

4 жыл бұрын

@@deborahwood5321 what

@dogor9995

4 жыл бұрын

@@deborahwood5321 i think ill be wooshed

@dogor9995

4 жыл бұрын

@@deborahwood5321 i dont get it

@DontUseUrToilet

Жыл бұрын

@@dogor9995 r/LetMeTellYou It’s Roblox Bots on YT

One time at school I was annoyed that someone was whining about the fact that a classmate stepped on her foot I mocked them for it. And a few minutes later I slipped, fell, and couldn’t walk for about five minutes. KARMA

LOVED THIS VIDEO :)

🤣 The one with the robber that shot himself in the leg I CAN’T 🤣

@uuouuo5480

3 жыл бұрын

The article on the incident says he actually shot himself in the *face.*

@lazytime3126

3 жыл бұрын

Link

*FBI watches this video FBI: Ooh, I can use Armadillo shell to be a bulletproof suit

@s6ul43

4 жыл бұрын

*Extinction has begun

@danielestrada3390

4 жыл бұрын

*PETA has joined the chat*

@mr.pickle5334

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Estrada PETA: how dare yo- FBI: you kill a lot of animals PETA: ...

@richelleb4857

4 жыл бұрын

XD YES YOU CAN XD

@richelleb4857

4 жыл бұрын

@@mr.pickle5334 XD

Worst first impression? So, I went on a date from match.com. I wanted to do something casual, she was very casual from our texts. She said he loved "Firehouse Subs" but didn't know any in the area. I googlemaps on my phone "Firehouse" and sure enough, there was one. So I picked her up and we were on our way. Then we got there and it was an adult entertainment store. Awkward, so we went back downtown and after I parked, literally the first intersection, she stepped out while the light was green so I put my hand out to stop her, and I got a big ole handful of boob. We said nothing for a while, then she acted like she got a call and was in a panic and said "Oh my God, my brother was in an accident" said I could drive her, and she said no, her friend lived nearby and she was heading to the hospital. Then she ran off. I was like, whatever, I don't come downtown often, so I'll walk around and find someplace to eat. I passed by a coffee shop, and she was sitting there in the window with a friend laughing and giggling. I don't blame her, it was a comedy of errors.

The cheating cyclist might have drowned as he was wearing a bicycle helmet and biking goggles which is incredibly hard to swim with. Plus, the water is most likely freezing because the fans are wearing coats. The shock from the fall into the water, too.

@piotrek5s170

4 жыл бұрын

"The cheating cyclist might have drowned as he was wearing a bicycle helmet and biking goggles which is incredibly hard to swim with" How the frick did u know that? Did u ever try it? if yes why?

@Sfoof

4 жыл бұрын

@@piotrek5s170 little kids are just tiny Drunk people. Of course I did it

What goes around comes around, and with that being said, please be nice to others

@fella_named_smokey

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you and you're wise words

@GreenGergop

5 жыл бұрын

Taisen's Cool Stuff Yeah! Entitled people are just fat bullies that are hopefully dying at an alarming rate.

@TrinhNguyen-sh4fj

5 жыл бұрын

Taisen's Cool Stuff Exactly! What goes around comes around just like a boomerang!

@MackManning27

5 жыл бұрын

Bullshit! Bullshit! Humans get what they deserve

@MackManning27

5 жыл бұрын

@@GreenGergop They are right to bully others

Did anyone else click just because it said KARMADILLO lol

@PavementFloor

5 жыл бұрын

Me

@yeet-599

5 жыл бұрын

Yep me

@thisisaprettylongname

5 жыл бұрын

Not me

@Hellothere51

5 жыл бұрын

KARMAdillo. Yep

@sneakyseal5082

5 жыл бұрын

Me

9:00 that crab looks too happy for the situation happening right behind him

@nethercrocodile5859

2 жыл бұрын

Yes lol

Why did KZread warn me about Suicidal moments and self harm?

Just this morning somebody didn't stop at a stop sign at an intersection i was at and got pulled over by the cop that was right behind him lmao

@GreenGergop

5 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Mcnally Lol

@llilly-lilith5116

5 жыл бұрын

That's a stupidass reason to get mad at someone.

@Captain.Obvious

5 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Mcnally what people do just for a fucking minute

@jeremymcnally5560

5 жыл бұрын

@@llilly-lilith5116 who got mad lol

@llilly-lilith5116

5 жыл бұрын

@@jeremymcnally5560 Whoever I say got mad son I am Metatron what I say just is.

“There’s nothing more satisfying than a good dose of J...” *ME:* Jaffa cakes *HIM:* Justice *ME:* Ohhhhhhhh

@500mlofjosh9

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@Braixie

4 жыл бұрын

I'd love me a nice dose of Jaffa cakes bout now

@gavindagamer441

4 жыл бұрын

How about a nice egg in this trying time?

@bananasryummy

4 жыл бұрын

Me: jokes?

@iffahnurdian

4 жыл бұрын

Jelly,the strawberry kind

The worst 1st impression I made was going into school crying for a reason I don’t remember or when I had to talk to my counselor and bio teacher on zoom, I came in sweating and my hair was a mess and I was a whole mess. That was really embarrassing.

9:06 also , when robespierre threatened to send people of his own party ( the jacobins) to the guillotine, they sentenced him to the guillotine. The day before his death, he tried to kill himself with a gun but he accidentally shot his own jaw instead. When he was taken to the guillotine, the executioner ripped off his bandage meaning robespierre was screaming in agony until the guillotine shut him up

@medic_memer

Жыл бұрын

what a coward

Yo the cowboy DESTROYED the robber so bad that the robbers shirt came off!!😂😂😂

@yoosufkiyan6203

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty shire it was a hoodie

@2hotvari982

5 жыл бұрын

FaZe GoldPhantom lmao

@Captain.Obvious

5 жыл бұрын

Yoosuf Kiyan autocorrect doing you badly huh? Well i got r/woosh cause of it have a pleasant rest of your life

@aderonkegold6697

5 жыл бұрын

@@2hotvari982 yup it was a hoddie.

@aderonkegold6697

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you all for the likess!!!

My cousin attempted to push me into the cold pool as he was charging my sister kicks a ball in his way He goes over it and nearly falls, I moved and he fell in. Nice try cus

@mexicanbeans

4 жыл бұрын

Karma

@danny5571

4 жыл бұрын

Your pool? what pool? Just “The pool”

@thatonedude5857

4 жыл бұрын

@@danny5571 in a rec center

@lizamelendez3095

4 жыл бұрын

It's karma

@timtamjones5222

4 жыл бұрын

He get wet now lol

4:10 Kudos for including that baby driver clip (^^)

The tree part was so satisfying that it was inspired from one scene of Rescue Drama TV show called "9-1-1" where a man abused his wife which the latter tried to kill him by firing a pistol but the bullet missed and hit on the tree. The woman later committed suicide by hanging on the same tree where the bullet hit. While the rescue team tried to recovered the woman's body, the man show no remorse towards his dead wife. One year later, the man tried to blew up the tree instead of chopping which it exploded but then, the bullet that struck on the tree a year ago, was fired towards the man's chest. The man calls 9-1-1 to help. Funnily enough, it was the same rescue team that retrieved the dead woman's body a year ago who responded his call but when they tried to save him, the man died due of the bullet wound. One of the members of the rescue team gave smug look to her fellow member and said: "Karma."

One time when I was in year 4 a kid broke my lunch box cuz it had a lamigington in it he sat on it which cracked my whole lunch box but when it cracked a shard of plastic went in his ass and we had sport after he was on my team so I couldn’t peg a ball at him but karma wasn’t done with him someone threw a ball at him so hard it broke his nose 👃 I guess if you break something karma’s gonna brake something of yours I still feel so smug about it

@piotrek5s170

4 жыл бұрын

thats like uno +4 and uno reverse card combined

@Jackuves

3 жыл бұрын

It seems cool but I’m getting confused with improper grammar

@gentrydean3789

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa whoa, use some punctuation! lol

@WhereMyBitchesAt

3 жыл бұрын

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died

@tperm4072

3 жыл бұрын

Uno revere. Card whats with karma and uno reverse cards

6:09 actually, I've seen where the interviewer actually posted something saying he did hire him, and the guy was extremely apologetic and explained how everything was going wrong

@BrownSillyCat

4 жыл бұрын

*different person m8*

I went to a baseball game once for fun (don’t remember the teams) when somebody near me in the crowd kept booing really loudly every time someone hit the ball, eventually they got up to go buy something, and while they were walking a ball hit far into the stands and crushed their hand on the hand rail. I just laughed cause it was caught on the big screen.

Congrats to 10 mil

I’m disabled and vision impaired, my ex threw me out of our home because he didn’t want to take care of me anymore. Well he lost that house to foreclosure and moved out west leaving every room full of furniture and a storage unit full of hunting and photography gear, I sold it all to pay for my divorce lawyer😂😂😂 😂😂

@mikewarns

3 жыл бұрын

You go girl! 😀

@SCP_O49

3 жыл бұрын

So are you blind or color blind

@hunterspringer276

3 жыл бұрын

@@SCP_O49 most likely colorblind if she can type

@thunderee6780

3 жыл бұрын

@Swag Monke but still, it's good to encourage tho

@ratchet7674

3 жыл бұрын

That is some cold payback

Honestly armadillo mains have the best reflect in the game it’s always active and covers almost they’re entire body

@MrWaffle-

2 жыл бұрын

Game?

@noblepuma6033

2 жыл бұрын

Do you watch Tier zoo by any chance?

@jimmysmash1236

2 жыл бұрын

@@noblepuma6033 not extensively but enough to learn matchups and general meta

@entransnake

11 ай бұрын

@@MrWaffle- It's a joke

I love when karma comes for bad people it's satisfying

6:28 clearly the other one first pushed him ... It was injustice..

@uuouuo5480

3 жыл бұрын

Not only that, I'm pretty sure none of those guys were in Mötley Crüe.

Does peta control karma? Me: well for all the dogs they put down and not getting in trouble seems so

Thumbnail: Dood used gun! Its not very effective... Sandshrew use harden! It was very effective!

@wadeconroy3467

4 жыл бұрын

Yup! Don't mess with the ground types!

@notcharles1

4 жыл бұрын

Dood Sends out Poliwag! Sandshrew: *Uno reverse card*

@wadeconroy3467

4 жыл бұрын

@@notcharles1 swampert has entered the chat

@patrykyourkul3334

4 жыл бұрын

It was mirror move or something like that

@Colin12475

4 жыл бұрын

Harden is a defense move that raises the user's defense stat for one battle and can't cause damage.

When I was in College here in the Philippines, A young adult man accidentally stepped on a gorgeous self-entittiled, cheer leader type college student. The young man apologized to her but she kept on ranting "You stupid! Watch where you are going! Are you blind! Look at what you did to my sandal! You ruined it!" (translated from the Filipino language) The young man kept on Apologizing while she was still ranting. Later, she sat in front of class only to find out that the young man she was angry to was her Algebra teacher and math is her waterloo so she failed the subject and had to take it 3x.

Guy:Ayo I’m robbing this place! Cowboy:R u Sure ‘bout dat.

The bullet is like “I have failed “ god be like “your mission is not over yet “ then the bullet goes on to finish his mission

@maximumevil8673

4 жыл бұрын

Mission failed we'll get him next time

@jasonjuneau

4 жыл бұрын

@@maximumevil8673 I see what you did there

@thegamingangel2114

4 жыл бұрын

When that story started, I thought he was going to say that the lover’s brother got karma, and I was kind of disappointed. Then that happened.

@ansahs

4 жыл бұрын

So you all think he deserved to die for breaking up his relationship? Wtf. Karma only pertained to the brother in my view

@jasonjuneau

4 жыл бұрын

@@ansahs I commented that a month ago.

9:00 Well that’s dark for a disney movie, if anyone’s looking at the bottom left corner.

@z.e....3175

3 жыл бұрын

Skull?

@diamondknight67

3 жыл бұрын

Master Cheetah I don’t see it

@salad608

3 жыл бұрын

@@diamondknight67 Well not at that specific point; if you look through the video it credits the movies

@ratchet7674

3 жыл бұрын

Yah, good point

The last story was so satisfying

My grandpa's friend shot a deer and died from a heart attack almost immediately after. It's a sad example of the very real karma in this world.

If ur seeing this Have an awsome day and I wish u a wonderful life ;)

@BIRDYATYOURSERVICE

4 жыл бұрын

thanks buddy

@_Maelgon_

4 жыл бұрын

100% lol

@game_boy-3894

4 жыл бұрын

you too

@rageking6322

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@_Maelgon_

4 жыл бұрын

This is my 2nd most liked comment lol behind by almost 30 likes

My worst first impression has to be when I got bullied and decided to fight back. I was punching this guy in the face multiple times when a new student saw me. Funny thing is. We are best friends now

The sencond one wasn’t revenge, people call it off sometimes

Awesome and cool! :D

12 years ago I was bullied by 5 guys. They gave me a broken arm and a concussion. Then 4 years later they were going to a party and their car crashed and all 5 guys who bullied me were killed. Thank you karma.

@Flufflemonster

4 жыл бұрын

A concussion is a traumatic brain injury that occurs when a force impacts one's skull so greatly or tosses the head so violently (whiplash) it makes their brain shake back and forth inside their skull Needless to say, one goes unconscious afterwards and suffers from headache, temporary cognitive impairment, and even contusions (brain bruise) if the concussion was severe enough. Tl;dr, something smacked or shook your head and your brain ended up hitting the inside of your skull too much and maybe bruised it.

@maamarfaroukbenbada454

4 жыл бұрын

Wait are people really able to *BREAK SOMEONES ARM* and go unpunished ?

Robber: i in ur car, ok bye now Car owner: Omae mu shinderuyu Robber: Nani!?!?

@Mightymite1

4 жыл бұрын

The phrase is, "Omae wa mou shinderu"

@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mightymite1 your also wrong lmfao

My story: A bully at school was always forcing me and my friends out of our spots that we had rightfully claimed, almost daily. Eventually one of my buddies got sick of it and while the bully was in the bathroom [He always dumped his stuff o nine seats so we couldn’t try to streak them back] put a open-faced peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and spread some chocolate pudding on it. The bully sat down and we never had an problems again.

this is why I am nice to everyone

Love the hockey player, I hope he aimed on purpose 😂😂

@outdoorenthusiasm7894

5 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure he didnt shoot the puck

My BF told me a story once about a customer throwing a tantrum about the cost of a wagon in a second hand shop. He made a scene and eventually the manager broke the rules and lowered the price to get rid of him. A few seconds out the door, the wagon lost two of the wheels and collapsed on the pavement.

@TrinhNguyen-sh4fj

5 жыл бұрын

Zeivu's Gaming Immediate karma right there. When karma bites it truly bites hard.

@phoenixdavida8987

5 жыл бұрын

Well, it seems to me the customer was right not to want to pay so much for a broken ass wagon. You should have given him his money back.

@Zeivusgaming

5 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixdavida8987 - Why are you talking like we worked there? Plus, he didn't have to buy the wagon at all or could have waited until the color was on sale. He selfishly made demands and creating a hostile environment for all around him without checking out what he was getting before leaving the store.

@AlEx-uj8rj

5 жыл бұрын

@@Zeivusgaming Vannessa even had the audacity to like her own comment

Jah always got yo back

Brings a new meaning to i never miss twice

This girl was mocking one of my friends with a disability while my friend and I were on the swings one day. Since the girl didn’t get out of the way fast enough, I slammed my feet right into her and knocked her over. I didn’t intend to kick her, but I wasn’t sad about it either 😂

I haven't seen the whole vid ( just started it ) but you should make one of the opposite too, good karma for good people.

@Captain.Obvious

5 жыл бұрын

Drizzo wait u mean something like something bad happened to a good person and something good came along and brighten up his/her day

@LordOfFridges

5 жыл бұрын

@@Captain.Obvious I think Drizzo meant that a good person did something good and something good happened to them

@vinala67

5 жыл бұрын

INSTANT KARMA

Lol. The bike one was my favourite in this video. It was really funny. 😆😆 Never cheat in sports, because karma will get you. And you may just end up socked in water. I love this serios!

My worst first impression: Every first impression