I was just going to take a shower but I changed my mind

@DagaanGalakticos

2 жыл бұрын

Really!

@mukerji2517

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@The_duck535

2 жыл бұрын

We can understand your feelings. Never forget water pressure. 😂 Timid. 🤣

@faktaunik1menit

2 жыл бұрын

Care full.. your head will be ...:v 2 peaces ...

@qpid-gr7mw

2 жыл бұрын

Shout, 🎶we got the funk🎶!

Fyi: there's sand in that water.

@benzer126

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you sir. I wanted to ask the same thing.

@night8285

2 жыл бұрын

How do sand stop it?

@jeromevinessr9496

2 жыл бұрын

How do you know that sir,just asking 🤔?

@criscomorees9079

2 жыл бұрын

@@night8285 huh?

@akrilla5929

2 жыл бұрын

Can you confirm that siR

Why do i have the urge to swipe my finger through it really fast…

@arrieltelemaque927

Жыл бұрын

🤣 let take a sip real quick

@MrAlien23

Жыл бұрын

​@Evil Xavier what the fwuck nahhh 💀

@kelpvibe

Жыл бұрын

It'll cut u

@EverydayWithBobby

Жыл бұрын

Yeah! Find one and do it!…just don’t forget to record 😄😂

@EverydayWithBobby

Жыл бұрын

@@kelpvibe calm down Dahmer

Legend has it that the water cut all the way through the earth’s core underneath and cracked apart a building on the other side in Australia.

@akhito7683

11 ай бұрын

lol that was a good one, this is actually original! you didnt copy it from any one else

@tombaker8481

10 ай бұрын

don't forget that some office worker received a deadly enama...

@Karismir

7 ай бұрын

As an Australian I can confirm, came up and cut my Vegemite sammich in half.

@ChristianIbarra

2 ай бұрын

Eso pensé. ¿cómo debe ser el soporte debajo de lo que se corta?

@zergbot

20 күн бұрын

@@KarismirDid you then give it to a man from Brussels that was full of muscles? 😉

"Water can flow, or it can crash. Be like water, my friend." - Bruce Lee

@MrSF247

2 жыл бұрын

Or it can cut. Was thinking of that quote when I saw this.

@calysagora3615

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrSF247 not really, not without abrasives.

@frankyflowers

2 жыл бұрын

@@calysagora3615 it depends on what its cutting.

@calysagora3615

2 жыл бұрын

@@frankyflowers Not unless you are cutting butter or ice cream.

@frankyflowers

2 жыл бұрын

@@calysagora3615 meat.

“Learn this one simple trick the Lock Picking Lawyer doesn’t want you to know about!”

@Bollibompa

2 жыл бұрын

"Lock picking Lawyer hates him!"

@ke6gwf

2 жыл бұрын

Lpl can open it quicker than this! Lol

@stuartd9741

Жыл бұрын

LPL would unofficially endorse this video.

@syweialexsim6507

Жыл бұрын

I mean even Tungsten is gonna cry after getting melted by just pure water.

@makosen

Жыл бұрын

It's mean, we can splits the earth in half with pure water

Bro maxed out his water gun stats

Conclusion: be carefully what you pee at.

@uludaggameplays4389

6 ай бұрын

İmagine pee is that powerfull

@PerSon-xg3zr

3 ай бұрын

​@@uludaggameplays4389 The Urethra gotta be made out of Tungsten.

We need water-saber! 💪🏻

@epicgames6572

Жыл бұрын

Ye

@hcltxirzjr3707

10 ай бұрын

📍

"I forgot my keys" "Boy do I have just the thing for you"

@lordBob87

Жыл бұрын

We need a new hero.. The Water Man..

@Prestonhlt

Жыл бұрын

"Has this ever happen to you?!"

@ylfyg

Жыл бұрын

Normally just a girl need a key some girls need 2 or 3 . It uncommon for a boy who need a key at the back

@suetan

Жыл бұрын

@@ylfyg I'm sorry, what

@ylfyg

Жыл бұрын

@@suetan just making dirty joke out of your comments 😆

"This is the LockPickingLawyer, and what I have for you today..."

@adrianagarcia6520

Жыл бұрын

Lol

“Water Gun Deluxe 9000”

@nuggawithbfg10000

9 ай бұрын

fr lol

@begginer-

6 ай бұрын

1 hit kill

@NunotherthanCrackerzhimself

Ай бұрын

Literally

This reminds me of what Bruce Lee said once " Be like water , my friend".

@somchaleun6673

2 жыл бұрын

Me too man It makes me feel of What once Bruce Lee has said. Water quote. Wowo

@ryike7857

2 жыл бұрын

@@somchaleun6673 so, how much weed have you had?

@adventuringboysbeatz2945

2 жыл бұрын

🤦‍♂️

@eliezerramosjr1017

2 жыл бұрын

Water can flow or it can crash be water my friend.

@zacharywong1042

2 жыл бұрын

@@eliezerramosjr1017 thats right amigo

"Oops i must have left my keys in the car, hang on let me just assemble this 60,000 psi water jet and fucking ERODE this lock"

@janganlupa7000

Жыл бұрын

60.000 psi can't cut steel lol

@arealmaniac2885

Жыл бұрын

@@janganlupa7000 yes it can. It will take longer than a 94k (source, I own/operate a Mach 500)

@RazzleberryHaze

Жыл бұрын

@@janganlupa7000 guarantee you it can, and with ease. It's not the water doing the cutting, it's the medium in the water. At my work, we use crushed garnet as our cutting medium, and we can cut up to 6" plate

@whosjoe4489

Жыл бұрын

Fuck it, split your car in half

@lkdominator4088

Жыл бұрын

@@whosjoe4489 Let's hope he can get insurance for the car. He didn't know the "power washer " was that strong.

Me: * leaves bike next to the mcdonalds for 10 seconds * Some random homeless dude:

@vilhelmvilhelm2335

Жыл бұрын

nice

"I am the lock picking lawyer and this is my new tool".

@adorbstotesadorbs.9371

Жыл бұрын

It's way too slow. LPL would have this open in 0.17ms A makeshift rake made from a piece of redbull can open it much faster

Wow, that Master lock has the same efficiency as it had before being cut, such a great lock

@sumbigdumkunt

Жыл бұрын

You’re not wrong but it’s kind of cute when people roleplay as locksmiths because they’ve seen The Lockpicking Lawyer. I’ve seen Master Locks defeat people like that, jus sayin

@ddable.

Жыл бұрын

Lpl

@jnbdgjfkrntjnxvvevjdnbrvvv5984

Жыл бұрын

N.

@geoweeb65

Жыл бұрын

@@sumbigdumkunt I wasn't trying to I was just spreading the stuff I have learned from LPL :)))

@SawyersHerpetology

Жыл бұрын

@@sumbigdumkunt Master Lock is garbage, always has been.

Thats what I do to snow when I piss in the woods

@trendinvestor2893

2 жыл бұрын

I do that on my front lawn.

@Bric_workshop

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@vmr6771

2 жыл бұрын

Wait till you're 60, it will dribble down your leg...

@johnhutchison9782

2 жыл бұрын

Wait until you hit your 60's 😂🤣🤏

@purebloodnovacks8779

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I do when I'm pissing in the toilet and there's Poo stuck to the bowl, man the piss chisel!!!

"Ivan, destroy this lock." Ivan: "Yea, be right back, let me go get my water jet."

Tempted to put my hand there.💀

@TikTacTow

Жыл бұрын

That’s crazy that I get those feelings too..that’s why I stay away from ledges and dangerous stuff.. Do you ever feel like you would just let go? It’s a strange feeling..is it some multi verse?

@sahitya7603

Жыл бұрын

@@TikTacTow Ever stood at the edge of the cliff staring down thinking maybe you should turn your back to the edge and slowly let yourself fall down the edge. Wonder what that sensation would feel like.

@cyberbot2709

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the weird thinking community!

@crispin_21

11 ай бұрын

Shit me too 😂😂

The fact that it cut through harden steel so easily just blows my mind.

@laurenmoritz4495

2 жыл бұрын

Banks vaults is a joke now 😂

@808G8GT

2 жыл бұрын

@@laurenmoritz4495 lol. True only if someone could develop the technology for a miniaturized hend held version, they would be a billionaire. Normally flow jet machines are the size of a car.

@abdulmsiddiqui4344

2 жыл бұрын

More believable when you realise that the water contains abrasive particles, usually tungsten carbide powder

@Ngutsiathoesplatform

2 жыл бұрын

I guess it's not just water ! But mixture of some kind of chemical

@MRCEE-ms6ii

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ngutsiathoesplatform all water set through a pump at at least 4,000 psi

A 3,000th of an inch, porcelain tip, water jet can cut anything, including 10 inch thick titanium (with garnet powder in the water) EXCEPT tempered glass, which would explode. Also beneath it is a 3 ft deep water trough to absorb the jet.

@dkel4341

2 жыл бұрын

What kind of PSI does it take to do that??

@richardallenpeers480

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for mentioning that ! I was wondering about beneath it !😁👍👍👍

@lifeimitatingdeath3608

2 жыл бұрын

@@dkel4341 4000-5000 min

@adolfshitler

2 жыл бұрын

@@dkel4341 The water jet I ran had a max pressure of 60,000 psi and was ran at that pressure most of the time!

@adolfshitler

2 жыл бұрын

Porcelain tip? They are tungsten Carbide!

imagine just watching a few robbers trying to break your lock and one of them just pulls out a pressure washer

For people wandering, this isn't pure water, it's actually cutting thanks to special cutting sand mixed with water. I cut Ceramic, Marble and technical stone kitchen worktops with similar machine 💧💧

@OmniKoneko

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the additional information

@romanex777

Жыл бұрын

Nope ! Just water pressure

@davidkrivanka

Жыл бұрын

@@romanex777 i work with water laser machine 🤣

@romanex777

Жыл бұрын

@David Krivanka 1,600 PSI of pressure. With water blasting out the nozzle at 1,600 PSI, it's able to slice through even diamond . No such thing as water Lazer that's 2 different world .any compound in the water would cause damage .

@davidkrivanka

Жыл бұрын

@@romanex777 do you see the sparkles it makes in contact with the lock? Well that's bcs of the added cutting material that's in the water. I cut worktops that are way harder than iron or steel and we use red sand from australia mixed in the water in order to cut marble amd ceramic.

High-pressure water jet technology could possibly explain the precision cutting in ancient Egypt, and other sites.

@purebloodnovacks8779

2 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly.

@ffcuk63

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same

@cheshirebowman4465

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sharvonwhyte1481

2 жыл бұрын

I was certainly thinking the same 👌

@randomdude3646

2 жыл бұрын

But how would they get high pressure without machines?

This is a video of the lock picking lawyer opening up a master lock by simply pouring water on it.

@Bric_workshop

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@TheScandoman

2 жыл бұрын

Uh...I can't tell if you are being sarcastic, or not, but the lock IS being cut by a high pressure jet of water with abrasive grit in it. Not fake.

@trendinvestor2893

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheScandoman I can tell that you are not a subscriber of the lock picking lawyer's KZread channel.

@TheScandoman

2 жыл бұрын

@@trendinvestor2893 Well, actually, I thought about; have watched quite a few of his videos, but never read comments before, plus, I try to limit my subscriptions...

@trendinvestor2893

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheScandoman One of the common themes in the comment section is that he could probably open a lock just by looking at it.

You know its serious stuff when it starts perforating the floor before even reaching the object yes people i meant perforating my english aint perfect 💀

@MBLsidekick

Жыл бұрын

how come I can't find the word perforing in Google dictionary

@boundless0023

Жыл бұрын

@@MBLsidekick exactly?

@mig-31firefox91

11 ай бұрын

@@MBLsidekick I think he means perforating

@avannen0109

11 ай бұрын

minor spelling mistak....

“So how did you die ?” “I took a shower.”

Не зря сказано ,вода камень точит.

@valentinmurgulia4586

2 жыл бұрын

А язик слово!

@valentinmurgulia4586

2 жыл бұрын

👍

@segei_petrovich

2 жыл бұрын

Так там не просто вода.

@user-gn1sf6mo2c

2 жыл бұрын

@@segei_petrovich Всмысле не просто вода объясни???

@segei_petrovich

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-gn1sf6mo2c, для тех кто в танке и сам не может поискать в инете. В основе работы гидрорезки находится технология подачи воды под давлением с некоторым содержанием абразивного вещества на поверхность материала. Что во время порезки происходит: Жидкость из специального резервуара подается в смеситель под давлением.

Когда в доме поменяли трубы

@damienhicks5809

2 жыл бұрын

Kewl in Jesus name amen

I would still have the urge of putting my hands under it 💀

This is a Masterlock. It can be opened using water.

Thee is sand mixed in the water. It's called a abrasive jet . It can cut through bullet proof glass also. I used to be the best jewel maker for the water jets. I made all the jewels for Kimberly Clark , Ingersoll Rand just to name a couple. My jewels I made for them lasted longer than anyone else.

@kimanderson6508

Жыл бұрын

I don’t care if you do not believe me ! I was the best waterjet jewel maker back 25 years ago ! And I am proud of it.

@wilsonporter2294

Жыл бұрын

​@Isaac Duran haha

@kennydenson9297

Жыл бұрын

I own the lakers jet fam want a ride?

@stanislavkotzev4157

3 ай бұрын

did you make a research to find out you were the best or is that a wild guess?@@kimanderson6508

Это не вода режет,,,,....! А песок специальный с водой!!!

@SeraSeraSera

2 жыл бұрын

Это вода

@KentMensliAgent

2 жыл бұрын

Вода так не сможет резать , Абразивный песок с водой и 4000 бар давления

@aleksandrfareast

2 жыл бұрын

Вода с абразивным порошком под ОЧЕНЬ высоким давлением.

@user-gg4yc5xu1z

2 жыл бұрын

@@SeraSeraSera это вода с песком для глупых повторяем

@xoxmuch

2 жыл бұрын

Это искры в воде

That's gonna be a hell of a water gun fight

You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can flow, or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

"Please go perfectly down the middle" Awww yeahhhhh

@abstract5249

7 ай бұрын

Wtf.

水圧凄い

"This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and what I've got for you today is a MasterLock padlock that I'll be opening using water..."

“Im kinda thirsty. Lemme drink outta this th-“

That's great but you need a new bench table top and a lock

@Dr.Westside

2 жыл бұрын

He needed a new lock before that one was out of the package . Those locks are pure garbage .

Ah yes, the perfect lockpick!

There’s usually an abrasive mixed into the water stream when you cut metal or ceramics. Probably particles of industrial application garnet gemstone. I toured a facility that manufactures water jet cutters called WardJet in Ohio. Great company that makes quality machines.

@wvking

Жыл бұрын

Yeah and so many people don’t know that

@rderree

Жыл бұрын

Not always,it’s mostly the pressure

Is this what my father means by "Dripping waters hollows out stone"

I remember years ago I went to call when someone got accidently blasted by a handheld street pressure washer. My partner and I showed up with fire dept already there with a pool of blood and a lifeless man. He was obviously dead , no chance, all his heart was pumping was light pink liquid. PD got a hold of the security tape and showed us... Turns out a new guy was being trained on how to use it and somehow lost control of it. Think of like a highly precise firehose if it's not balanced and controlled it'll flop which is what happened. The spray under up upside down after flipping out of his hands and all you see is the other guy react, grab his neck then collapse. I dont think he even realized. There was a massive gaping laceration from his upper chest, L clavicle severed, through the L side of his neck into his lower jaw. Quite something! Probably never see that again!

@jamesking1495

2 жыл бұрын

What a load...

Água?

@ericklander9841

2 жыл бұрын

Si, pero a que niveles de presión?

@ericklander9841

2 жыл бұрын

Marcos Philips.- Si sabes de ésto orientame. Tengo una idea vaga de ésto

This is definitely what Bruce Lee meant when he said ," Be water my friend."

- How high pressure you need? - Water.

@Sensitive84

2 ай бұрын

3500 kph speed and pinhole of 0.05 radius

Я после 4л пива так же снег разрезаю

@nikola-mv8pd

2 жыл бұрын

Я искал этот комент😆👍

@VOVAN289

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikola-mv8pd И я ! 😂☝️

Ниструя сибе,струя)))

@vibarva

2 жыл бұрын

Оструительно

@user-jo8ki2rc3g

2 жыл бұрын

@@vibarva заструяхала всё!

@McGregorsPlumbingandHeating

2 жыл бұрын

Хруя

Jet sprays in 5 star hotel be like:

@ihatehandles69

9 ай бұрын

Imagine if they actually made a millitary grade spray with more pressure and they put it on ships lol

Moral of the story: Always carry a pressure washer while robbing a house

Прикинь, если случайно пальцем заденул воду

@user-gg4yc5xu1z

2 жыл бұрын

Считай кирдык пальцу)))

@user-gd2qc6ib5v

2 жыл бұрын

Покрасить воду хочешь?

@il575

2 жыл бұрын

ты ещё языком попробуй

@armal2011

2 жыл бұрын

Палец намочиш. И будет мокрый

@user-pc9vw4th6m

2 жыл бұрын

Если заденул, то ничего не будет! Нет такого слова в русском языке !

When you finally pee after trying to convince yourself that you don't have to pee that bad in bed.

diamond: im the hardest material on earth! water: r u sure bout that?

Now there is a hole to china in that house...

I was desperate to see that separation part

@frankgonzalez966

Жыл бұрын

James Bond shit 😂

Doctor: why are you afraid of water? Me:

Even water can be a weapon now

Someone: water cannot hurt you The water:

Вода и абразив, да сопло наверно тоже меняют частенько, отверстие со временем увеличивается, рез становится толстым

@VANO_Minsk

2 жыл бұрын

И абы из чего не поставишь. Только серьёзнейшие материалы хотя бы класса карбида Вольфрама

@user-fo4pb7ce2z

2 жыл бұрын

@@VANO_Minsk это да, я на лазерном станке работаю режем металл лучом

Water+ sand+ diamond particles

Water gun : 😊 Water gun : ☠️

No wonder why Bruce Lee scream "water water" when he fight

Оу 👀 это было о-ху-ен-но 👻

@jotunheim8735

2 жыл бұрын

4к довления

Как сделать в душе такой напор воды 🤔😂

@user-gf9xk9vr7t

2 жыл бұрын

А шутки тут есть?

The lock: how can water beat me if i'm made of metal? The water: not now :)

In the future we'll have lasers and flying cars. Actual future: we'll use water to cut stuff.

@wvking

Жыл бұрын

It’s water and sand

Губит людей не пиво...., 😂

@bezrukov_sergey

2 жыл бұрын

После пива так же снег режу

Это я после двух бутылок пива

@jokerblack244

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@javoxirmirxusanov3125

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@user-ts5ej4ps9x

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lockpickinglawyer has been real quiet since this dropped.

Pepole who know: Ultralaser: 😄💀👍 Ultralaser 2.0: ☠️☠️🥶🥶🥶🗿😈 Water laser: 🥵🥵🥵🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿☠️☠️☠️☠️🥶☠️😈🥶🗿💀💀☠️🥶😈🗿🥵❤️‍🩹 👇

Me: *Brings water gun to a bank heist*

Incredible.

Kids: I have Thor Hammer Legends: I have High Pressure Water Jet

Love the sparks when it reaches the end.

Imagine having that tool 🔫🔫 Most objects around the home will be With scars 😌😌🙏

Wow…..🤔

Hi. I'm the lock picking lawyer and today we're going to open this master lock with water.

Wow! I've heard of pressure washers and I've actually seen a couple of my sons operate one. Never knew it was capable of cutting a Master Lock in half! EDIT Because it isn't. There has to be an additive

@your_-_mom

Жыл бұрын

It’s capable of cutting bone but not metal this quickly

Satisfying or scary 😨?imagine living you're finger in there for second by mistake. 😨

@declansills1614

2 жыл бұрын

It would be a clean cut, could probably sew it back on. Convincing the ER staff that some water cut your finger off? That might take some time.

@ariamohammady4419

2 жыл бұрын

@@declansills1614 why this didn't made me happy you can sew it up bro !! 😒 😄 😁 😆

Керемет 👍

@Nomad_bek

2 жыл бұрын

Суунун күчү

@user-jd6rp5ne6q

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nomad_bek ага..

The fact that the water jet is so powerful you don’t even need to clamp the lock in place

i woukd love to see it turned the jet up and see how high it can go

Станок гидроабразивной резки

"It was a Master lock; and so nothing of value was lost nor learned."

They need to use this in the military just imagine

This is called physics Water having high density 😮

Механизм замка разрезан в начале, а в конце ролика он целый, это как?

@user-yq8yq6er6n

2 жыл бұрын

Глаза протри

@Dmitriy31.

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-yq8yq6er6n может тебе всё лицо ногой протереть?

@user-mf5nj7ef1i

2 жыл бұрын

Сварили

👏👏

Some guy: There's a atom in that thing

That must be how the Egyptians cut the pyramid stones. They had pressure washers back in the days 😂

"Quality"

@yo_stephen

2 жыл бұрын

I consider myself quality and I wouldn’t survive that water jet

Вот это чисторез

@Fireman834

2 жыл бұрын

Это я после пиваса,когда пил весь вечер

Robbers: we makin in the bank with this one 🗣️🔊🔥

"Mom can we get light saber" "we already have light saber at home" Light saber at home:

Suv🔥

@aziznorpulatov7415

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.. suv

@photongamma9920

Жыл бұрын

مذهل... سرعة جزيئات الماء هي من تقوم بقطع المعادن بسهولة.... كل الموضوع متعلق بسرعة أصتدام جزيئات الماء بالهدف .

Muito bom

Burglars be taking notes 😂

Вот так замки надо вскрывать, когда ключи забыл