That opening should be Adum's audition for the next Neil Breen film.

@stephenmarkcounts

5 жыл бұрын

Holy crap that's genius haha

@lukess.s

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, waaay too emotive for a Breen film

@JustNick432

5 жыл бұрын

I think cool cat and daddy derk should hire him

@Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh372

5 жыл бұрын

Floydthefuckbag I cannot believe you’ve done this, I cannot believe you’ve called me such a rude name on the internet.

@HYBRIDZHQ

5 жыл бұрын

@@lukess.s I can't believe you committed suicide.

Some say that Adum is still doing the intro to this day...

@sm0lcretcher

5 жыл бұрын

The moment I heard him go off I tried to skip forward a minute, and he was still doing it.

@plasticshorts6972

5 жыл бұрын

@@sm0lcretcher why would you want to skip such a beautiful moment

@darklsn

5 жыл бұрын

ohhh man it was so fucking long

What an intro. Hearing Adum say those things gave me more goosebumps than a Scholastic book fair.

@shitpostheavy

5 жыл бұрын

Nostalgic memery

@steve3154

5 жыл бұрын

This pun is a sin

@JaydevRaol

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

Damn Ralph's performance in "World Renowned Closeted Homosexual and Proud Small Person - The Movie" was totally snubbed - the raw emotion when his microphone broke for the 18th time was truly powerful

@fuzzydunlop7928

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, is Ralph short?

@thetigerking2971

4 жыл бұрын

Fuzzy Dunlop Apparently 5’8 (173cm)

Green Book ended racism the same way Captain Marvel ended sexism.

@samjaeger8849

5 жыл бұрын

you spelled black panther wrong

@ddawgmcdawg213

5 жыл бұрын

No that was the Penguins of Madagascar

@jackdiseker3467

5 жыл бұрын

Poorly?

@Z50nemesis

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair , at least Captain Marvel defeated that incel boycott and became a box offfice success

@hinasakukimi

5 жыл бұрын

we stan female-led military propaganda 😍😍😌

When your fan art makes it in the intro 🙌🙌🙌 (mines the second one)

@user-qg7il8wp4v

5 жыл бұрын

Lol LOVED it

@stenhansenmaling1281

5 жыл бұрын

Woah that's a kick-ass drawing dude

@Mariorox1956

5 жыл бұрын

Your face must’ve looked like Peridot’s when you saw it.

@worrywirt

5 жыл бұрын

Congrats!! I love it lmao

@mugen1237

5 жыл бұрын

N O I C E

When I was younger, I had to watch my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting room of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Ralphthemoviemaker. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him while he read a magazine and waited, but I was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon, though, my niece started crying, and I tried to calm her down because I didn’t want to bother Ralph, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon, he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair, and he asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Ralph put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

@meislouis1381

5 жыл бұрын

The Left-Hander that's such a beautiful story man, thanks for sharing (':

@dynamite_dynamite5954

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@jacketbagel8336

3 жыл бұрын

Omfg 😂😂😂😂

@SephonDK

Жыл бұрын

omfg i died

YES YES. HE DID THE INRO I SAID TO DO ON REDDIT!

@Voduke789

5 жыл бұрын

That was you? That must feel so awesome to see your suggestion become a reality on the podcast, immortalized in KZread! Congrats!

@suicidalduck7707

5 жыл бұрын

Madlad

@WiloPolis03

5 жыл бұрын

isn't an inro like a jar thing?

@callme_astro2111

5 жыл бұрын

Ty

@illuminatea6868

5 жыл бұрын

doing god's work

Timecodes: 0:00 - Intro (Yes, that's a very long intro) 5:15 - The Oscars (2019) [How full circle!] 28:15 - The *BEST PICTURE WINNER* Green Book 47:00 - The Celebration 1:19:09 - Q&A

@komedythings2961

5 жыл бұрын

DJGamingSmash not all heroes wear capes

@Jonboi-jh3xc

5 жыл бұрын

DJGamingSmash A God Amongst Men

@everyvillainislemons7583

5 жыл бұрын

You are appreciated

I saw Ralph at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Mars Bars in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@mrprotoman154

5 жыл бұрын

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

@trentc2392

5 жыл бұрын

Wow, that’s disappointing. I honestly didn’t know he could be such an asshole :(

@dismissing

5 жыл бұрын

@@trentc2392 he stole my fursuit because his fursuit was "too sticky"

@julianneubauer1927

5 жыл бұрын

mrprotoman145 People could actually believe this shit, don't black mail Ralph.

@michaelbiland5575

5 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie I've never laughed so hard reading a comment before well done

Holy shit it takes 90 full seconds to read out the whole Navy Seal copypasta. Also nice that Ralph and Adam got tricked by the grocery store copypasta.

QUESTION TIMESTAMPS: 1:19:05 - Where do you see Sardonicast in a year? 1:22:06 - What's the most Offensive movie you've ever seen 1:26:15 - Is it possible to adapt a video game into a movie 1:34:40 - What do you all find odd about each other's countries? 1:47:05 - Your thoughts on movies with LONG runtimes? END

@lmo6634

3 жыл бұрын

thank u so much for this!

It's so weird Buster Scruggs was classified as "adapted". I know the Tom Waits segment was adapted from a short story, and it was definitely a highlight of the film, although the Cohen's still wrote a features worth of original material. That's like classifying a film as adapted for featuring a production of an existing play.

@jakeryanbaker

5 жыл бұрын

The rules are weird. Whiplash was considered an adapted screenplay because he technically made a short film of it before he made the feature. Same guy same story. Adapted. For... Reasons.

@1997residente

5 жыл бұрын

Spotlight was based on a newspaper report a book,or Both i guess. So was Patton (1970). Both won best original screenplay. Syriana was based on a novel and yet it received a "best original screenplay" non

*Timecodes for mobile users:* 00:00 - Intro 5:15 - The Oscars 2019 28:15 - Green Book 47:00 - The Celebration 1:18:55 - Q&A Ralph’s Recommendation for Next Episode is After Hours (1985)

@nota_2526

4 жыл бұрын

This should be pinned

Waiting for the day the intro is "hey y'all, Sardonicast here"

@soulofspaghetti7196

5 жыл бұрын

@@groovy6703 indeed

@flabbyfella6397

5 жыл бұрын

Soul of Spaghetti Scott the woz

@flabbyfella6397

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah I’m dumb

Mrs. Obama, I solved racism!

@TheBasaltHorogium

5 жыл бұрын

Thank You Skipper, now I am free to roam this earth.

@sjoerddondersteen1337

5 жыл бұрын

Prepare for my civil rights beam.

@RickRaptor105

5 жыл бұрын

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN!

@solharv7817

5 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna SAY THE N-WORD

@someguy9496

5 жыл бұрын

Sol Harv MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

My mom is an academy voter as a SAG actress in Nebraska and I remember growing up with the screeners and watching these movies and helping my mom vote so. Just know some of these got awards based on what some kid in the Midwest thought.

@dirrdevil

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly don't see that or Ralph's friend's maid as problems. At least you're watching the movies, and giving your opinion. Most voters aren't watching the movies and are making choices that will get news.

@HOTD108_

3 жыл бұрын

@@dirrdevil But if it's going to be decided by just random people, them why not have a full on public vote that everyone participates in?

Tony Lip: Bada Bing Bada Boom! Eat this chicken! Donald Shirley: That’s a poor assumption of you, Tony. *Something racist happens* Donald: You messed up Tony! Tony: Ok, I messed up! Mama Mia! *Music Swells* -Green Book, Best Picture

@bella-tt9hk

5 жыл бұрын

this is so accurate it makes me sad.

@umarbajwa101

5 жыл бұрын

I am deceased 😭

@fullygraciousedits8238

5 жыл бұрын

EH, WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU, TONY !

@carlhiller9659

5 жыл бұрын

This is the best plot description ever

0:08-1:37 The fact that the Oscars didn't give Adum an award for that speech is very disappointing.

@racsan492

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Strong it’s for the 2020 oscars

Adam's intros are getting more and more elaborate

About green book, the son of the Vigo Mortensen’s character wrote the movie

Every intro of Sardonicast: Adum makes a reference to a meme or joke that Alex and/or Ralph often don’t get.

@shrivatsa7759

2 жыл бұрын

It would be awkward if they got the reference. But it's funny if they didn't.

The opening was actually Adum's warning to all the milquetoast 60 year old Academy members that voted Green Book for Best Picture.

That intro...I have seen (I mean heard )true beauty and can pass on to eternity in peace...no I dont think Im being too dramatic

Eyyy my fan art made the cut!

@angelinakodjabashia7416

5 жыл бұрын

Well done! Which one?

@nomad_89

5 жыл бұрын

@@angelinakodjabashia7416 the last one 😊

@angelinakodjabashia7416

5 жыл бұрын

Ayyy, that’s the best one my guy, keep it up

No you’re Alex from I Hate Everything.

Black Panther did not win Best Picture so there’s no such thing as celebration.

Can't wait for them to talk about Captain Marvel. Not because I wanna hear their thoughts, but for the comments.

@michaelstrong5383

5 жыл бұрын

Those comments would be stupid and cancerous and I'm excited for them!

@jamesv3022

5 жыл бұрын

bRiE LaRsOn hAtEs wHiTe mEn!!!11 mArVeL sUpPoRts wHIte gENoCide!!

@Andrewroo12

5 жыл бұрын

@@jamesv3022 She literally said that the opinions of white men don't matter on certain movies. How could you possibly defend that.

@jamesv3022

5 жыл бұрын

@@Andrewroo12 she did not "literally" say that. She never said that their review didn't matter she just said that for certain films she personally wants to hear from people that aren't white men. You people are so fragile that you think everything is an attack.

@Andrewroo12

5 жыл бұрын

@@jamesv3022 You just repeated what I said with nicer phrasing. She said "I don't need a 40- year old white dude to tell me what didn't work about a Wrinkle in Time. It wasn't made for him!" Shall I now apply the same logic to foreign films? You're not from China, you can't judge a Chinese film's merit! The movie wasn't made for you! The nerve!

The Celebration has always been my favourite film. So glad you guys covered this one.

Bless whoever made the fanart

@sketchyjulia

5 жыл бұрын

I did the second one @juligirl713 ;)

@jameer7565

5 жыл бұрын

@@sketchyjulia 💜

AIDS Patient says, “AIIEEOO!”

@everyvillainislemons7583

5 жыл бұрын

mbaikie Oscar worthy

@flabbyfella6397

5 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaieo

@thelastattempt666

5 жыл бұрын

At least that part wasn’t dubbed

@sketchyjulia

5 жыл бұрын

MacawEagle were there scenes in Bo Rhap that were? I personally didn’t notice any

@bananaempijama

5 ай бұрын

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIDSSSSSSSS

Everytime I finish one of these podcasts I get sad because you three are perfect together haha. Looking forward to next week as always!

That opening was so incredible

Venom should've been nominated for original song

@dirrdevil

5 жыл бұрын

Venom Venom Gonna Go Get Em Jenkem Jenkem Gonna Go Venom

...Ralph. THE WITCHER IS ORIGINALLY A SERIES OF BOOKS, JESUS CHRIST.

It was Alex's turn this week. Ralph is at it again. Remember he was supposed to lose a week of recommendation, but he did not

@stenhansenmaling1281

5 жыл бұрын

Alex did choose Madagascar 2 and 3 tho

@ClubHouseComicsinc

5 жыл бұрын

@@stenhansenmaling1281 Yeah. Usually it goes Ralph, Alex, Adam. But ralph went twice this one time so they said he wouldn't go next time making the order Alex, Adam, Alex, Adam, Ralph. So was Alex's turn this week but Ralph took it

@ClubHouseComicsinc

5 жыл бұрын

@Luigi Nastro No one. It's kind of a meme and the guys made jokes about it a lot in the previous few episodes

@alexknutson5910

Жыл бұрын

Ralph is so evil 😈

Love the new animation for this episode’s intro!

the intro alone made me smack that like button

What an intro!!!👏🏻

Hey I just watched after hours! Great overlooked scorsese movie that deserves to be a classic!

I really don't understand the hate towards Jeremy Jahn's, I know he's not the best analytical film critic but I find his reviews harmless and he honestly seems like a nice guy. I enjoy both sides of the review, the analytical film making perspective, and the general movie going audience (which I feel Jeremy more represents) Edit: Spelt critic wrong.......somehow.

12:45 crazy how things change

this is my favorite podcast

I just want to say, I really appreciate you guys, thank you for existing.

After Hours! Nice one, Ralph. I can't wait for Adum's rating.

Well its been a year and 1 day and I can happily say you're all still alive and providing some of the best, and most genuine content on the entire platform.

Truly terrific fan drawings this week.

"We can't let Netflix think they can buy an Oscar with one of the two fucking masterpieces nominated this year. Let Universal buy it with their vanilla film about racism being bad and shit".

Holy shit, just watched The Celebration for my European Cinema module at uni!! It was great

The beginning had me in tears.

Please do Samurai Jack's intro next

It seems like I always find out about a movie they cover right before they release it. I’ve been looking for the Celebration for the past month or so, after researching more Dogme films, and lo and behold, look what they are discussing.

Alex and Adum couldn't be more wrong about Spotlight. Spotlight was an excellent journalism movie. It had a good ensemble and you feel the flavor of what exposing this meant and you feel the city of Boston and the strangehold the Catholic Church had on the town and what that meant to people when this all crumbled down around them. I loved Spotlight.

@dirrdevil

5 жыл бұрын

Ralph was right to defend it. Maybe not Best Picture worthy, but a good film. Not nearly as pandering.

Roma has such good cinematography that I had no idea what was going on sometimes because I was too distracted to look at the subtitles

After Hours is fucking AWESOME. good on ralph always dishing these killer reccomendations

the best part of these podcast is the beginning

That section in the Q&A where they roast each other's country made my day. Thank you Spaceyfork for asking that question.

ayyyyy another episode

Best intro so far

This is the best intro.

Love the Ralph-Gloria fanart lol

Can we just have Adum shout memes for the intros now

I hope my question was answered!

Who knew that the director of Dumb and Dumber would have a film that won Best Picture.

Ralph you're getting lied to, socialised medicine is making a TON of countries in Europe healthy and prosperous. Here millions of people have to decide between medicine and food

Oscar winning black panther 'caughs up blood'

@andrewheaney4874

5 жыл бұрын

The problem wasn’t the fact that Black Panther won Best Original Score, Best Production Design, and Best Costume Design, since those were legitimately great aspects of the film, regardless of how “overrated” it might be. The problem was it winning over The Favourite for Production and Costume Design, and over If Beale Street Could Talk for Original Score.

@RickRaptor105

5 жыл бұрын

If Suicide Squad can win an Academy Award, anything can.

@worrywirt

5 жыл бұрын

RickRaptor105 I haven’t taken awards seriously since then tbh

@judas3089

5 жыл бұрын

Black Panthers wins arent unreasonable, Bohemian Rhapsody won 4 times for making a 2 hour long TikTok what did you expect

Blessed intro

I'm more pissed off at the fact that Bohemian Rhapsody won more Oscars than any other movie that night.

Ralph: what are our issues?! Adam: *lists issues* Ralph: yeah...

Brave won Best Animated Feature 2012 over Wreck It Ralph and ParaNorman >:(

@trentc2392

5 жыл бұрын

Julia 713 and Wolf Children but I can’t remember if that was nominated. Also Ernest and Celestine was 2012, but was nominated in 2013

@nobodyspecial675

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly doubt the majority of voters even watch all the animated nonimees. I think they just go straight for the Pixar film unless they've heard something bad or heard more about something else. I'm pretty sure the only reason Spiderverse won was the combo of the animation technique and Miles' race (I don't think the animation would have been enough on it's own), as cynical and insulting to the actual quality of the movie as that is.

@Tamacat388

5 жыл бұрын

@@nobodyspecial675 Also helps that Disney and Pixars nominations are sequels. Academy dont usually like sequels.

Wow, Ralph is utterly out of touch with the US health system.

Please please please do a feature discussion on Climax. What a contrast from Green Book!

@EyeonAnkle

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, discuss Climax !

1:42:36 That joke did not age in the slightest.

I wish these were daily, and they were 5 hours long.

I love how Adum started off that intro bored with himself and then got more excited over time as he realized he had hit podcast intro gold like he was Tom Waits in Buster Scruggs

Adum is the definition of epic.

great intro

It’s hilarious that they call Green Book a “dad movie.” That’s so true. I got into an argument with my dad about how mediocre it was - he thought it was a great movie with a profound message about coming to respect the humanity of another. I argued that that’s not profound at all, but about the most unchallenging, surface-level reading of the Jim Crow era/racism in America that’s borderline patronizing to modern audiences to expect them to be moved by it.

@fuzzydunlop7928

4 жыл бұрын

To the boomers, this is some radical feel-good shit. Found it a little weird that my experience as an aggressively-Italian man in the deep south in the 2000's was apparently worse than this guy in the height of Jim Crow, but whatever. They never held my Italian heritage against me, and they told me this all of the time. So reassuring.

Nice Ruben shoutout Alex

"healthcare in america is fine" *wheeze*

In the Stoned Gremlin Productions's midnight screening of Green Book, they said it was like a movie teachers would show high school students

so interesting watching old episodes for the first time. Guys pondering about Witcher, Last of Us, Uncharted, all still in the future

I like listening to you guys

some of these netflix series that are designed to be binged are essentially 5-6 hour movies

The Favourite was so good

The Celebration is an excellent film.

I want you guys to get Mr. Sunday Movies on the Podcast!!!

leaving a like just for that intro

My dad loved Green Book. He couldn't stop recommending it. I still haven't watched it.

One time Alex Jones interviewed Nicolas Winding Refn about Only God Forgives. He was also in Richard Linklater’s Scanner Darkly. I think you should try to get him on!

Ralph is the man. After Hours is a decent flick.

I love YMS's intros

1:42:30 Holy shit Ralph called thr dead children buried in Canada two years ahead of time

I'm pretty excited for the After Hours discussion. It's a Scorsese film that most people forget about. It's not Goodfellas or The Wolf of Wall Street but that Odyssey of a dark comedy is fucking great in it's own right. The score adds alot as well.

Good intro

I learned the metric system in my american school. Literally every science class teaches you it.

Timecodes: 00:00 - Intro 5:15 - The Oscars 2019 28:15 - Green Book 47:00 - The Celebration 1:18:55 - Q&A

the intro 😍

I saw that the Oscars section only started at the 5 minute mark, so I was wondering if Adam was just gonna say the copypasta for that long

Please make an episode where the entire podcast is just a massive intro quote :)