Buy your “Art” merch here: www.thesantagatostore.com

@sgoodz

5 жыл бұрын

my friend and I are seriously considering buying these and wearing it to Art festivals and slam poetry jazz bars in Toronto

@liezel95

5 жыл бұрын

@@sgoodz girllll im definitely joining you lmaoooo yaaasss

@breezeh1127

5 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@beeda69

5 жыл бұрын

Please make this a series. ...

@gavynrich1034

5 жыл бұрын

Asuh dude

*if your opinions are bullets, then shoot me* I FELT THAT.

@bribri0513

5 жыл бұрын

Titties.

@GiGiCage

5 жыл бұрын

Powerful

@corseted4897

5 жыл бұрын

👌👌👌

@naeebby3

5 жыл бұрын

I bank 🏦 I

@helmoswrld_

5 жыл бұрын

F I R E 🔥🔥🔥

Not gonna lie frankies poem was kinda fire

@samanthamartinez5485

5 жыл бұрын

Jay W not kinda, straight HEAT

@sirot5561

5 жыл бұрын

EVERYTHING FRANKIE DOES IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Xdpopefrank

5 жыл бұрын

@@sirot5561 true

@samanthafrazao3511

5 жыл бұрын

Not just fire... straight fire

@RobertSmith-rp2xy

5 жыл бұрын

Oh you mean Francisco? Ya ik it was str8 💯💯🔥🔥

1:55 Francisco turns the page and THEN licks his finger. A true visionary of our time.

@jolenekp

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I never even noticed that

@rayalvarado8483

2 жыл бұрын

He noticed tho lmao the realization flashes across his face

@sebaskaw8624

Жыл бұрын

hahaha

@kayli.c

Жыл бұрын

THIS HAS ME DYING

@aydenmcmillen7782

7 ай бұрын

His face after he does it was killing me he totally realized how stupid that was

“work SUCKS… why though?” has to be the funniest thing frankie has ever said 😂

@raeechil

11 ай бұрын

This just popped into my head at 1:18 am so ive come to watch it for that line and that line only, its legendary.

This is NOT Frankie's first rodeo

@scunnybuns

5 жыл бұрын

His was my favorite.

@susieqz813

3 жыл бұрын

He remembers it, clear as day…

@SamRabbitx

2 жыл бұрын

@@susieqz813 clear as DAY

@susieqz813

2 жыл бұрын

@@SamRabbitx Thank you for replying, now I remember to watch this masterpiece once again ❣️

“Eggs, oatmeal, egg whites. Why can’t we all just have the same egg rights.” - Cisco 2019 Truer words have never been spoken

@iiisapphire

5 жыл бұрын

preach

Frankie's commitment to the bit never fails to amaze me

@c.tschanz7483

Жыл бұрын

theatre kid!!

I feel oddly empowered as a woman after Danny's poem.

@GaaraFan01

5 жыл бұрын

Sunny Blue same girl “self conscious? no problem ... titties.” I felt that. 💀😂💕

@iloveupapi07

5 жыл бұрын

Same!! Lmao

@Brian-tl7nl

5 жыл бұрын

I feel empowered as a guy after that shit 😂

@thatpersoningenue6280

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@allycat0136

4 жыл бұрын

Sunny Blue who’s Danny? I only know Dante

when francisco said “a fyre festival that’s fleek WHIP YAH / what happened to the days of praise God” i felt that. snaps all around. impeccable.

@Kirajoycee

5 жыл бұрын

Alejandra Estrella I thought he was going to say "whip yah, yah yeet!" Haha

@uh5169

5 жыл бұрын

His real names Frankie btw 😂

@maxboyd7350

5 жыл бұрын

WHIP Y A H -frankie 2019

@AL3ESTRELLA

5 жыл бұрын

@@uh5169 hahaha yeah, i'm aware. I was just addressing his poet persona

@mbcarr16

5 жыл бұрын

His real name IS Francisco

Can y’all imagine Keith doing this shit 💀

@amararules

5 жыл бұрын

Lydia W i cant even imagine but it’d be dark as fuck 😂😂😂

@russiancraziness

5 жыл бұрын

suicidefuckingsilence definitely that and he would not be able to stay in character either 😂😂

@RAch711baby

5 жыл бұрын

I’m laughing thinking about it 😂

@guttergoodies674

5 жыл бұрын

Keiths poem "Fuck you fuck this fuck me fuck everything " thank you fuckers god Dann it

@roseghould

5 жыл бұрын

Part 2

“We care less about our homeless than we do our coffee” Joe- “ I love coffee”

4 years later and I CANT BREATH STILL. The blink 182 lyrics get me every time.

Truly touching. Inspiring. *snap snap snap*

@alliestewart45

5 жыл бұрын

The Basement Yard snap snap bitch it’s me with poetry watch out now I might be spitting rhymes but know that this is a serious time

@bonniegonzales765

5 жыл бұрын

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!

@RayRay15330

5 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@hpfan90

5 жыл бұрын

Joe actually looks really hot like this!

@thegreatjay1245

5 жыл бұрын

Hey Joe, Can You a crossover with Antscanada or DanTDM please?

“You know him as Joe.... I too know him as Joe. Joe?”

@Zoomzoompbs

5 жыл бұрын

That part killed me.

"WHIP, YAH, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAYS OF 'PRAISE GOD'?" I'M CRYING

@beyoncegrant1855

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

every so often i come back to this video so i can hear frankie yell "BLANCH"

@AnActualGoose

Жыл бұрын

3:28

“Late night, come home, work sucks .... WHY though?” 😂😂😂

@addangel

5 жыл бұрын

words to live by

@Tinamarie.Adorno

5 жыл бұрын

Actual tears 💀

@MarquesoDaGoat

5 жыл бұрын

Angela Grace at first i thought he was singing lil peep 😂😂😂

@justinebrijmohan5933

5 жыл бұрын

The pig part had me dying 😂😂😂

@fakeasian9507

5 жыл бұрын

@@MarquesoDaGoat mans, where you getting lil peep? I think he was referencing blink 182

Frankie danny and joe trying to stay in character for 13 minutes straight

@faetriplett8054

5 жыл бұрын

Anna O Frankie, Danny, and Joe breaking character for 13 minutes straight

@BlazedCLS

5 жыл бұрын

Anna O damn you fine

@donaldstanfield8862

5 жыл бұрын

Did Joe even last a minute?

Dante's was empowering. Joe had the best delivery. But Frankie.. that poem was actually 🔥

Frankie's poem gave me life😍😂 "Egg rights?"😂 "Work sucks, Why though?" 😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭

Frankie had me in tears. I'm sorry but nobody could ever top Frankie and his Target notepad.

@mallorydeande859

4 жыл бұрын

Lauren A never truer words spoken!!🤣

@Jackson-kb2xs

3 жыл бұрын

Lauren A not even Titties?

@tennesse9458

2 жыл бұрын

Did you see the new one?

I absolutely lost it when Frankie made pig noises

I made it till "whip ya" and then I died. 😂

@David-Starwarsfan

5 жыл бұрын

Sd Williams XD

@4theloveofmakeup22

4 жыл бұрын

i know he hit it so hard and i was so surprised i almost peed myself

@beyoncegrant1855

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

The fact the Frankie licks his fingers everytime AFTER he's flipped the page😂I can't!!

why was frankie’s poem actually really good and had some hard truth in it

@Christinar626

5 жыл бұрын

I know I felt that shit

@garbageboy9164

5 жыл бұрын

Egg rights

@BladeIsTheKey

5 жыл бұрын

WORK SUCKS Why though?

Petition to get Keith on slam poetry

@YourDaniel

5 жыл бұрын

I, You Stupidity HERE FOR IT

@Lissynick

5 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD YES AND DAVINO

@Fapdragon

5 жыл бұрын

This does need a part 2

@cassvelazquez0122

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@TheBeardedBuffoon

5 жыл бұрын

fucking YEEEEEEES

I’ve followed Joe for YEARS and this is the first time I’m seeing this video. How have I went this long without it?! I’m at work CRYING laughing 🤣😭🤣😭

@beccadotelpy

Жыл бұрын

There are two more of these. They're all hilarious.

@britnijohnston605

Жыл бұрын

@@beccadotelpy oh I know I watched all of them 🤣🤣 can’t believe I was missing that my whole life

@lisasparks1999

11 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@anniebyers2486

7 ай бұрын

Same here!!! This is my first time watching this video and I don’t know why it’s taken me this long!

Frank kills me 😂 "A fire festival that's fleet, WHIP YAH" *pig noises* "Late night, come home, WORK SUCKS. Why tho?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This might actually be the best video KZread has ever seen

@nathanielford9565

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@laurenmcfarlane2764

5 жыл бұрын

yea actually

@radhad.2479

5 жыл бұрын

100% agree

@nathansotir5633

Жыл бұрын

Okay calm down flap jack

Holy shit Frankie was born for satirical slam poetry. That was shocking.

@Roanoak

5 жыл бұрын

I agree I'm choking and laughing my son and husband are concerned for my sanity.

"Late night Come home Work sucks" Why tho? ☠️☠️☠️

"My love's like the ocean: It's deep and there's manatees." Oh god that had me rollin' 😂 This whole video was comedic genius. Extremely funny. Well done.

Can you imagine Frankie in his room alone practicing his poem in front of the mirror?

@itsalena220

5 жыл бұрын

Stacy Perriera *Whip YAAHHH* 😂😂

@staceex0

5 жыл бұрын

lmao honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen

frankie’s target notebook I’m weak

Joe’s delivery was actually really decent

I feel like 2024 needs another one of these...

Frankie’s poem has me crying 😂😂😂

@jade839

5 жыл бұрын

I was on the floor when he started oinking! 😂

@mandthemuse1013

5 жыл бұрын

SAME!!! I'm still recovering. 🤣🤣🤣

@maxsmart645

5 жыл бұрын

Frankies was the best.

@juniorlainez6206

5 жыл бұрын

IT’S_MALAYA I was crying i was laughing so hard. I had to keep going back cause I’d miss so much of the video from laughing so hard.

@chase2389

5 жыл бұрын

BLANCH

Please have Keith participate in the next slam poetry reading

@gabycastillo460

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!! Please have Keith in the next one!@

@rudolphvancoppenhagen2466

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!! Wanna hear his vulgar poetry full of swear words. hahahaha! His poem will probably be called "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" lol

@thatgirl5630

5 жыл бұрын

Ileana Solivo PPPPLLLLEEEAAASSSEEE

@IAmVarious

5 жыл бұрын

Keith can't read for shit too so it'd be even funnier lmao

@David-Starwarsfan

5 жыл бұрын

Ileana Solivo XD

I watch this atleast once a week lmao can always make me smile even when I’m down

@hidingman3578

2 жыл бұрын

I've been rewatching it for 3 years lmao, it's a guaranteed little dopamine spike

The “crowd “ reaction had me dying through the whole video

Frankie’s poem was better than my college thesis

“If opinions are bullets, shoot me” YO THAT WAS FIRE IM NOT GONNA LIE

@shayla1416

5 жыл бұрын

NO FR THAT HIT 7:10

It could be the weed speaking but I actually think all three of these are good poems 😭

Watching this video for the first time while being high is the best thing to ever happen in my life. I have never laughed so hard I am dying.

“they can’t hurt you anymore” LMFAO

@thatgirlwithbangs

5 жыл бұрын

queen moran “protect yourself” I freaked out hahaha

@haystackbill6187

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf is your profile pic? Lol.

Frankies poem actually had me in tears that was so funny

@aaronpetersen2736

5 жыл бұрын

Omg same hahaha. I feel bad for my upstairs neighbor

@funcoockie992

5 жыл бұрын

**oink oink oink oink oink**

@kaitluvs

5 жыл бұрын

It's Francis! 😂😂😂jk

@EspressoEmotions

5 жыл бұрын

It didn't help that fucking Joe was laughing just as ugly as me 😂😂

@Kat-qr7hv

5 жыл бұрын

When I’m sad I come back to this video and laugh so hard at Frank

Joe’s “trying not to laugh face” is pure gold.

joes slam poetry voice is spookily good

WE NEED A PART 2 IMMEDIATELY

@CHLOE-uw6sr

5 жыл бұрын

And 3

@kendracripe

5 жыл бұрын

And maybe part 4

@aliciatq3864

5 жыл бұрын

IMMEDIATELY!!!!

@DilshanPieris

5 жыл бұрын

They need to make this a series tbh

@HIEEE2112

5 жыл бұрын

@@DilshanPieris hard agree

I don’t know whether the tears streaming down my face are from laughing or crying

11:00 Joe: I want to get drunk like pirates and get high with you Frankie: don’t do that

them trying not to laugh makes it hilarious

They way they have their legs crossed!😂😂😂

@jania9762

5 жыл бұрын

Leigha Lawrence yes 😂😂

@rossohio07

5 жыл бұрын

@@jania9762 It's hilarious I love it!😂😂

@AJJx1307

5 жыл бұрын

Didn’t even notice that😂

why does Danny look like he's about to rob the bank?

@nishmezzo

5 жыл бұрын

Marissa Jaipershad *Dante

@MarissaJai133

5 жыл бұрын

@@nishmezzo LOL you're right Dante sorry

@maxi5004

5 жыл бұрын

He looks like he's about to go to the apple store with his Starbucks just to complain.

@mirellahaddad3825

5 жыл бұрын

I almost choked no joke

@MarissaJai133

5 жыл бұрын

Mirella Haddad me too 😂😂

When you’re on the brink of madness And you take a drink on sadness You need to blink.....182 😂😭

4:13 is easily one of the greatest reactions in Santagato history 😭

1:53 when frakie licks his finger AFTER he turns the page I lost it

@staceex0

5 жыл бұрын

You could tell that he was even like, "wow why the fuck did I just do that?" lmao

@amandaarzola9797

5 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooooooo I died

@janaesalinas4515

5 жыл бұрын

ME TOO

*This is the video that I never knew I wanted lol*

@colynjessica1777

5 жыл бұрын

hafsa Right?!? I’m dying!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hafsa3228

5 жыл бұрын

Colyn Jessica 😂

@mirellahaddad3825

5 жыл бұрын

Needed **

They need to go to an actual slam poetry event and do these 💀

I’ve returned 2 years later to watch this a third time and oh my god I love it just as much

this HAS to be done again with Keith as well, the 4 of you would make the funniest video of all time without even trying

@Black_bird7_7

5 жыл бұрын

YES!!!

@trudyjohnson5751

5 жыл бұрын

Keith is a must!!!!

@carniestyle6454

5 жыл бұрын

Damit, now I need to know why Keith wasn't involved with this in the first place...

When Frankie did the pig noise I started dying

@DarkDiavik

5 жыл бұрын

I'm still going back and watching that part and it's killing me every time omfg lol.

Ik this video was 4 years ago, but I love y’all’s friendship sm

I was having a serious panic attack and decided to revisit this video... fixed my mood and made me laugh hysterically. Thank you sirs

“My love is like the ocean. It’s deep and there’s manatees” - Joe Santagato 2019

Btw, Frankie won.... i was dying, i don't know why i'm still laughing even after it is over...

@jeremyrubio5024

5 жыл бұрын

It's Francisco. Come on, man.

I shared this video with my slam poetry group and we all agreed: this is better than anything we’ve done. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. You’re welcome to the next get together. Except we actually clap and drink until no ones poems are coherent.

This still hits 3 years later. 😂 the best trio ever. We need a poetry slam 2022 & Danny definitely needs to be there too.

“Work sucks!.... why though?” “You’re Jenny from the block & I’m just... Joey” 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

@Miss_LadyAplomb

5 жыл бұрын

Josephine_97 *Aggressive oink*

@Imawsomelycoolguy

5 жыл бұрын

“I thought he was gonna say tony”😂

@victoriadubowski5064

5 жыл бұрын

*Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap*

“Wipe away those tears” “They can’t hurt you anymore”

@TheJayWashExperience

5 жыл бұрын

Monet Orr I felt that in my soul when he said those things

After the 2nd annual slam poetry dropped today, I just HAD to rewatch this! Andddd let's be honest who didn't bust a gut at Frankie's pig snorts at 4:08 😂

This legit almost killed me. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen

is it weird that Danný''s poem made me feel better about my boobs? *snap* *snap* *snap*

@jpg91

5 жыл бұрын

Meena1587 mine too. Mine are oblong

@SBee-xl2ur

5 жыл бұрын

Girl, same.

When Frankie did the pig noise I peed myself 😂😂😂

@SweetDayzBakery

5 жыл бұрын

rapbycaesar me toooo 🤣🤣🤣

When you said his poem was called “Titties” I literally said ‘oh no’. This is so funny I haven’t laughed this hard in a while! 🤣 Also can I just say when he said “if your opinions are bullets, shoot me” I low key was impressed

"As my time has lasped" lmaoooo

Frankie literally won the wardrobe selection lmao.. he looks like a slam poet haha reminds me of those in that goofy movie

@HIEEE2112

5 жыл бұрын

he won the poems too

@tls7308

5 жыл бұрын

I like Joe's outfit most but Frankie did very well

Joe's haircut finally serves its purpose in this video

@smollsparks1651

5 жыл бұрын

Only in some angles

@vortexcrystal8833

5 жыл бұрын

I think you meant Frankie’s 😂

“I thought he was gonna say tony” “I thought so tony” 😂😂😂

8 feel like Frankie actually has done slam poetry and just has his poems saved

"Just be yourself" "They can't hurt you anymore" 😆😆😂😂

Dude I just realized Joe’s poem is about Jennifer Lopez 😂

@krtodawf

5 жыл бұрын

Jake Duncan would have never crossed my mind if I didn’t see this comment lmaooooo

@meljeasthope4969

5 жыл бұрын

Jake Duncan Spoiler alert! (Lol)

The fact that this video is just over 3 years old, and not at 1M views is absolutely criminal! This is the most hilarious thing ive ever (repeatedly) seen and deserves so much more attention

funniest was frank's definintely. danny's was probably most well written and joe's was the most moving. all good in their own ways XD

when frankie snorted I lost it, rewatched that shit like 7 times

@londa4793

5 жыл бұрын

WHAT TIME HAHAH

"Work sucks. Why tho?" I literally had a HARD ASS LAUGH over that...im so dead..😂😂

@HezelEscobar

5 жыл бұрын

Isabelle Whitaker I’m glad I wasn’t the only one 😂😂

the pure joy on Frankies face at the end when hes holding both of them saying "You did it, we did it" is so pure lol

I love that they can’t even get through this without laughing. Francisco lost it within 10 seconds. 😂

Lmao this should be on trending your honesty so underrated

@abdelmohamed1967

5 жыл бұрын

Amani Imran he really really is

@boisauce1131

5 жыл бұрын

Alpine Films stfu plz

@viirusplays3673

5 жыл бұрын

Lol it’s trending now

@mrnostalgia5406

5 жыл бұрын

He used to be one of the biggest KZreadrs , his old channel is Joe santagato.. he used to make over a million views a video

@boisauce1131

5 жыл бұрын

Mr Nostalgia we all know that bud relax

Why do they look like the three personalities from split

@marissapeterson8200

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit yeah lol

@Blackgirltries

5 жыл бұрын

Jade you funny

@lizziebarrie

5 жыл бұрын

Jade lmaaaoooo

@GiaDiamond4

5 жыл бұрын

They look like the same guy from different spider-verses

@ririschannelx

5 жыл бұрын

Jade LMAOOOO

I will never stop coming back to watch this

I love these men so much. They make me laugh like no one else

“You see, my love’s like the ocean; it’s deep, and there’s manatees.”

Why did Frankie lick his finger after he turned the page😂😂

@CourtneyLiz

5 жыл бұрын

Anisa Mars it such a lowkey moment but I DIIEEEDDD. 😂

@minnimouse1423

5 жыл бұрын

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😂😂

I come and watch this so often frankie is literally one of the funniest people I've ever seen

Walking around the library while listening to this and trying not to look ridiculous or bust a gut is a decision I will never regret

Danny's hand placement on his knees killed me hahahaha

6:37 "Big, small, medium, tall..." Frankie: MmmHmmmm... I laughed so hard right there 😂

@pennylan364

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha yesss!

This is the 7th time we've watched this and it just gets funnier. What a night for art, what a win for art