Makes you realize that cartoon network managed to add this scene despite the insults since almost no one understood them lol

@DJPach

6 жыл бұрын

The great thing about the diversity of English.

@rustonh316

4 жыл бұрын

Plus looking up most of those insults they kinda offensive

@thelonepo3t

4 жыл бұрын

@@rustonh316 I know right I drink milk.

@TraustiGeir

4 жыл бұрын

That's just a small detail of the genius that made Samurai Jack one of the best shows to air on CN.

@smileguyanimations8776

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t this show on adult swim?

"The worst thing she can say is No "

@tavishf.degroot8181

2 жыл бұрын

BRO!!!

@StormTeeVee

2 жыл бұрын

@@tavishf.degroot8181 YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS

@deathreign3

2 жыл бұрын

"The worst thing she can say is no." "This is a sword! And it's bigger than yours!"

@quinten156

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@whosaidiwantedahandle

Жыл бұрын

@@deathreign3 That would be awesome tho

He literally called Jack a liberal soy boy

@Nina9835

3 жыл бұрын

But then Jack said " I fear no man" instead of person

@MauZangetsu

3 жыл бұрын

He called him a "soy-faced shilpit", or in other words, "fucking asian". The Scotsman holds no punches

@OliveOilFan

3 жыл бұрын

@@MauZangetsu soyboy

@VGamingJunkieVT

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nina9835 That's because Jack isn't one of them, it was just an insult.

@akiraeatsguitarpicks491

2 жыл бұрын

No, he called him a slur for Asians, do some research before you comment dumbass

I love Jack, who I’m positive has no idea what he’s saying is still getting angry because the Scottsman’s roast is so godly.

@MauZangetsu

3 жыл бұрын

Jack did train in Scotland with Robin Hood, maybe that's why "soy-faced shilpit" got him on his nerves

@bataton7733

3 жыл бұрын

He might not know every word, but he does know they are insults. And since they weren't stopping, he knew there was a lot of them

@Kasunex

3 жыл бұрын

His insults break the language-barrier

@GeneralHeavy

2 жыл бұрын

0:28 You see his hand trembling on his sword.

@gamechanger8908

2 жыл бұрын

Jack from what I know has travelled the world in the past fighting warriors all across the world, a Scotman imo is the least of his worries when it comes to language barrier.

English Translation: You sir are dressed most improperly and I do not care much for you!

@Nina9835

4 жыл бұрын

And your sword is an overhyped saber...doesn't even have sexy runes like my own

@KingsNJenssons

3 жыл бұрын

man as a scottish man you be wrong there

@VGamingJunkieVT

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nina9835 Jack: My sword was fashioned by the literal gods. Scotsman: So?

@Nina9835

3 жыл бұрын

@@VGamingJunkieVT BUT DOES IT HAVE RUNEEEES LADIE?

@angryworkbenchproductions8183

2 жыл бұрын

@@VGamingJunkieVT fancy seeing you here. I'm subbed to you. I love your half life content

For those who are curious: Mr. Pajama-Wearing (He looks like he's walking around in bedware), Basket-Face (his face looks like a basket, simple), Slipper-Wielding (he can't fight like a man), Clype (a snitch)- Dreep (to sink low and tackle; almost like a sucker punch; again, he can't fight like a man) -Bachle (this one requires you to understand some Scot specific stuff, i'm sure if you search you can get the history... basically means its someone who is wretched and down on their luck... Also like to trudge along shuffling when your shoes are worn and can't afford new ones), Gether (to form, Gather) -Uping(verb form of "up") -Blate (someone who is bashful)-Maw(mouth), Bleathering (to snivel or talk foolishly), Gomeril (man-servant), Jessie (refers to a large woman's blouse, it's like saying "sissy"), Oaf-Looking (self explanatory), Schooner (its actually scunner; someone who pisses you off), Nyaff (saying he sounds like a small dog yelping when he talks, ineffective at work and idle or lazy), Plookie (acne ridden, or otherwise spotted faced; poor complexion), Shan (shamefull, shame), Milk-Drinking (saying he's a baby. like an infant drinks its mother's milk), Soy-Faced Shilpit (yellow faced puny weakling lacking in any conviction), Mim-Moothed (saying he still has his milk teeth, baby toothed), Sniveling, Worm-Eyed(he has lazy eye/wandering eye), Hotten-Blaugh (a heap of sickly blue colored muck; modern speak: "you're a sack of shit"), Vile-Stoochie (a bad trip, also may refer to a meaningless brawler. basic meaning "you must be high if you think you can fight me"), Cally (sweetheart; effeminate ) -Breek (breeches; pants) -Tattie (potatoe) Girly-Pants-Potatoe

@TotalTech2.

2 жыл бұрын

@Straight outta Uganda Yeah. KZread is VERY strict when it comes to hate speech.

@Lou-hw7dd

2 жыл бұрын

You're a beast for this.

@defectivegorilla

2 жыл бұрын

Legend, thank you!

@SteveSector

2 жыл бұрын

This is the one of the greatest comments on KZread.

@quemepartaunrayoiyo

2 жыл бұрын

I can feel the knowledge bast me in its infinity

What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?

@badonkadonkhongalongakudon2128

5 жыл бұрын

Bravo!

@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446

4 жыл бұрын

The only insult i understood is soy face

@Cyantrust051

4 жыл бұрын

dont wanna be that guy man but take it from a scottish guy, he didnt say scooner. he said stauner. A 'stauner' is an erect penis in some dialects of Lowland Scots, particularly in urban Glasgow. Usage: A hud tæ sit cross-leggit tæ hide an involuntarie stauner.

@zoranaleksicagasi

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for achieving the unthinkable. Now, please - the translation.

@Yermawlol

4 жыл бұрын

MCG Interactive we do say stauner in Glasgow part of our dialect

Orochi vs Highlander

@demonwolf570

3 жыл бұрын

I was hoping to see a For Honor reference here. Thank you.

@Feetism

3 жыл бұрын

I typically reference Aramusha

@KingSolomonJedidiah

3 жыл бұрын

Better kensei than orochi

@Snackaboy

3 жыл бұрын

The hell you're doing here borbob?

@christopherlahanas3678

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeesssssss

I need to learn how to swear and burn like the Scotsman. It would be epic. 😄

@omega.4433

6 жыл бұрын

Adam Hamilton Learn _lots_ of Scottish slang, and spit out as many as you can.

@michaelavila3234

5 жыл бұрын

Adam Hamilton yo me too. I'm gonna try and memorize this

@CursedWheelieBin

3 жыл бұрын

Just start with "bawbag". You can call someone that in almost every situation

@kronksstronkstonks6360

3 жыл бұрын

@@CursedWheelieBin aye gotta love the classics like Bawbag, Dobber, Dafty, and one of my personal favourites, face like a skelped erse.

- Do I look good? Friend: Of course you are! Best Friend: 0:13

Can you believe that, we missed the boat.

@viyhexe131

5 жыл бұрын

That's probably the most deadpan line of the series.

@Nina9835

3 жыл бұрын

Usually Jack will miss the time portal not the boat 😂😂

not a single swear

@meh9705

7 жыл бұрын

He's still alive in Season 5. We can hope he gets some long insults there too.

@Evzone1821

7 жыл бұрын

james valcourt and boy did he have em

@nodeloliver6201

4 жыл бұрын

You don't know gaelic. There was a least two swear words and one pejorative. (Soy faced=Asian) **[Laughs in Scottish]**

@countcrocodile1115

3 жыл бұрын

soy-faced do be racist tho, ngl i don't give a shit, it's meant to be an insult and prolly, nobody understood it th first time

@sircuffington

3 жыл бұрын

@@countcrocodile1115 soy-faced is the same as calling someone a "yellow-belly" which is just a coward

The milk drinking part always gets me 😂

@Nina9835

4 жыл бұрын

Skyrim nords inspired from him!

@BJRoes

3 жыл бұрын

It means you’re a lightweight, and you can’t hold your drink 🍺

@MauZangetsu

3 жыл бұрын

@Submission 666 I think it's "soy-faced shilpit" what got him. He literally told Jack "ya fuckin' asian"

@pelinalwhitestrake3367

2 жыл бұрын

Especially considering that Jack is Japanese, who're usually lactose intolerant.

@finnicvoice4974

7 ай бұрын

Lol, I find it funny because 1) 90% of japanese people are lactose intolerant And 2) Samurais used to drink alot of sake and get drunk on it

No one is commenting how awesome it is that how long it took him to pull his sword out even got Jack’s cold hard stare to break for a second

And this is the start of a beautiful friendship.

This makes me wonder how John DiMaggio can pull off a Scottish accent.

@jamesonweimann4720

3 жыл бұрын

In Hollywood there are teachers that can teach you how to speak with any kind of accent

@andrewlance3898

3 жыл бұрын

Practice

@kazekami5513

Жыл бұрын

the man has the voice for it

0:31 The “Sniveling Worm-eyed” part kills me everytime 😂😂😂

The little box showing jack gripping the fuck outta his sword was enough for me. I died laughing

The scotsman is the best roast master ever. Comedy central needs to have john DiMaggio on the next roast and he should do it all in the scotsman character

Fun fact: The Voice actor who does the Scotsman also voiced Bender from Futurama.

@jmal

3 жыл бұрын

Sweet kookaburra of Edinburgh! The voice actor who does Jack also voiced Hermes from Futurama.

@hughjanos3992

2 жыл бұрын

and jake from adventure time if im not mistaken he also voiced the joker in the animated batman movie red hood (john dimaggios version of the joker in that movies is atleast in my top ten best versions of the joker based on how entertaining their personalities are to watch and or read)

@Blad3sofWaR

Жыл бұрын

John Dimmagio is the VA. Also is Marcus Fenix in Gears of War

@BobbinRobbin777

Жыл бұрын

THAT’S JAKE!?!? DAMN!

@kamelliabuddy

3 ай бұрын

John DiMaggio does like so many roles. he's like the rough voice default in animation like how tom kenny is the default for high pitched or old sounding guys.

I don't know which is more impressive: the fact that the Scotsman managed to spout such a long insult without running out of breath, or that Jack understood it enough to feel even slightly offended.

@mc_zittrer8793

3 ай бұрын

Well, remember Jack studied under martial arts masters from like ten different countries, so he probably understood at least a few slurs. If nothing else, the Scotsman *sounded* like he was picking a fight, gibberish or no.

It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.

@hououinkyouma3864

7 жыл бұрын

But that's the thing. He DOES KNOW how to use it. He has an ARMY of daughters! Oh wait you meant that about the swords?

@azzlackguhnter5635

5 жыл бұрын

*from Distance* BOW CHICKA WOW WOW

@foreignroninl1555

4 жыл бұрын

@@azzlackguhnter5635 Tucker did it!

@darthvenom305671

4 жыл бұрын

😏😏😏

@xzaviormalcolm3286

4 жыл бұрын

Diego Bareno that’s what she said

I love how the bagpipes slowly grow more rancorous as Scotsman continues to spit out words Jack can't understand but on a level knows are much deeper and and sharper than the ones about his clothes. He says "scooner" with a lot of force

@djancak

10 ай бұрын

now i'm going to start calling people scooner

I like how jack is just mildly upset that he missed the boat. He's used to this shit

this will always be one of the best scenes in samurai jack

He could roast the most popular kid at my school.

@coachlombardi9657

7 жыл бұрын

Vape_Boii_69 He can roast the kids at my school who annoy the heck out of me.

_This is a sword._ *prolonged shwing sound* _And it's bigger than yours_

@theredman2783

Жыл бұрын

ThE wOrSt ShE cAn SaY iS nO!

@thomasecker9405

2 ай бұрын

If only the Scottish claymore functioned like that...

*bagpipes intensify*

What always cracks me up is that he could've left it at Mr. Pajama-wearin' basket face. But nooooo, he just had to keep going

For a quick second I thought he was going to swim after them while tossing out insults.

*”Now THIS is someone proud of there Accent”*

@supremeking1730

2 жыл бұрын

Their accent

Thus, a friendship was born

I liked how they used the same music during both instances of insulting.

@Nina9835

2 жыл бұрын

Top 10 fighting anime ost

I could listen to his insults for hours.

Nowadays he would be arrested by Humza for hate speech

Lol this is my Dragonborn Barbarian in D&D (speaks scottish, curses like a sailor, and is a total beast in battle)

@StudioofCommentary

Жыл бұрын

Has a wife that will rip you to shreds if you say the right shit. *aahh lalalalal* Fuck- I said too much RUUUUUN!!

Jack understood "soy" and his hand quivered.

And they say Eminem is the king of dissing people...

@Nina9835

2 жыл бұрын

Wigger boy Eminem hides each time the Scotsman comes to town

All those years ago when I was an adolescent. This one scene sent me to the hospital from laughing. He was roasting the fuck out of jack and it was legit funny. He didn't even stop. That scot is so disrespectful..lmao.

This was the original lamar roast of franklin

@Nina9835

Жыл бұрын

Maybe if you didn't wear that YEE ASS basket on your head you'd get some bitches on that butter knife you call sword

@SpencerYT138

Жыл бұрын

@@Nina9835 Jack: What?!

0:15 this is about to get real fighty real fighty real fast

Nobody: My one Scottish friend when we're having an argument about Wales and Scotland: 0:13

He really did call him a soyboy huh?

Scotsman had me weak ASF 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Scotsman swung his sword not fully knowing jack would block it, he was straight up gonna slay this man after calling him all those words...

Scott'smen has some of the greatest comebacks ever!

Jacks like “ I have no idea what this man just said, but I can feel it.”

I have no idea what that insult means, but i love it

The Scotsman is severely underrated🤣

This is one of my favorite scenes from my childhood. Scotsman is a great character.

"Can ya believe that, we missed the boat."

"This is a sword...and its bigger than yours..."

That vine of "I'd like to get a tall dark roast" needs to go over this scene

And that’s how they became best friends 😂

The way his hand is shaking from anger even though he's a serius wise samurai

If you can't insult your friend, you aren't even friends.

The Scotsman gives Frieza a run for his money when it comes to trash talking

Jack didn’t get mad until the racial insults lmao

It’s all guns and games until principal skinner gives him access to his ride-on mower

The Scotsman must have some balls the size of bowling balls to insult an entire army that could've turned their ships around and obliterated him with canon fire.

"Justa off-looking shtoner" best insult of that opening screed.

And he's the mellow one.

I used to be able to insult people just like that, but then I took an arrow to the knee

@3twibles4sweetrevenge

3 жыл бұрын

Damn that’s an old ass meme. Nostalgia even hit me

@Kirokill1

3 жыл бұрын

It’s all for the kids.

I like to think he called him a stoner

Behold the greatest roaster of the modern era

I'm pretty sure now a days, the Scotsman would've been cancelled for saying half this shit. 🤣 😂

Unbelievable that he really said "soy face" as an insult in the early 2000 😮

@Nina9835

Жыл бұрын

Good old days

Wow, this is probably the evolution of the Scotsman accent. All the endless trash talk exercised the vocal cords beyond its threshold and became a Scottish dialect.

Scotsman be roasting people.

"can you believe that we missed the boat"

Pretty sure jack understood almost none of this but could understand the sheer VENOM in those words XD

Does any one know what music plays when he insults jack?

“Milk drinkin”

@homiixide

3 жыл бұрын

Shit Postin’

"THIS is a sword. And it's bigger than yours." I did not get the hidden insult there as a kid, but I definitely see it now as an adult, lol.

I didn't get the "It is bigger than yours" line. Oh childhood innocence...

I've lived in scotland for over 10 years and I don't even understand half the things he's saying in his mega roast xD

The Scotsman is one of my FAVORITE allies with Jake 😂❤

I remember how I watched this episode as a kid lol. I laughed for hours 😂.

@Nina9835

Жыл бұрын

SAME =)))))

This man music really going 🗿🗿🗿🗿

A legendary roast in Cartoon history.

I wanted Flora and Ashi to fight for similar reasons. Flora: What do you think of that ya pear shaped, flat chested, monkey faced, cone headed, cow mooing, banana leaves wiping, dainty handed, pot smoking, big bottomed, Tinkerbell wannabe

@greenweeaboo8924

2 жыл бұрын

i`d want flora to insult me and i`ll take them/it as a complement

Holy shit did he actually call him a soyface 10+ years before it was a thing?!?

Absolutely love him!

Roastin ahh nicca

“So you can get a peak up me kilt?”

I love how Jack remains calm and quiet despite being insulted and shaking his fists.

The one person who dislike this has no sense of humor and they suck!

@Nina9835

6 жыл бұрын

Ayee!

This man could roast anyone.. I need a weekly video of John DiMaggio as the Scottsman just obliterating people

Aramusha vs Highlander in a shellnut

*H O O T E N B L A C H E*

Milk drinking is the worst

The Scotsman is my favorite Samurai Jack character.

"You call that thang on ye hip a sword? It looks like a butterkife! You could use your slippers for a weapon! This is a sword! _draws Claymore_ and its bigger than yours!

when Kanto trainers meet Galorian trainers

As a kid this part made me laugh so hard

S more impressive than anything that they managed to avoid any swearing

Eyelander mains vs Zatoichi mains

This is a boss fight of insults

How I am when someone drew a 5 inch pocket knife and I draw out my 11.5 inch Bowie knife

Jack took getting called a Soyboy very personally