My wife: Whats a Samurai Cop? Me: It means Japanese Policeman

@ian0903

10 ай бұрын

I see you’re fluent in Japanese

@NATOSucks-lv4zj

9 ай бұрын

​@@ian0903he clearly knows what Katana means so yeah, obviously.

@sarahmclin2434

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@ricktherrien8235

5 ай бұрын

Who speaks fluent Japanese!!

The dialogue from the nurse is award winning writing, the holy grail of art.

@fugginbazza

10 ай бұрын

17:56 - that reaction face straight to camera is truly beautiful.

@cosmosgato

9 ай бұрын

That honestly was hot!

@dustinbasham393

5 ай бұрын

No way, his lips are burned

@abhid.2679

3 ай бұрын

She kinda looks like a blonde early 90s Emma Stone.

@Lotsolov4u

Ай бұрын

Pulp Fiction wishes to be this amazing with dialogue 😂

"Why did you come under" "' 'Cause I'm an undercover cop" I'm dead

Samurai Cop is my new guilty pleasure. "It's so bad it's good" is a beautiful way of describing this hot mess. The dialogue, the delivery, the cinematography all borders on parody, which to me is the perfect recipe for an unironic comedy masterpiece. The most polished piece of this turd is the soundtrack, which is better than it has any right to be. Samurai Cop is way funnier than most comedies these days, and it's all accidental. I'm so glad the YT algorithm brought me here. Seriously, sit down with a pizza and laugh your ass off from start to finish.

@kevinoleary9361

9 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly

@sarahmclin2434

8 ай бұрын

I needed something to cheer me up and this didn't disappoint!

@Nachtdwaler

3 ай бұрын

I tried getting this point across to a friend of mine, but no matter how I articulate it, he doesn't believe in ''it's so bad it's good''. For him it's just bad and that's the end of it. I'm sad I can't share the joy that is watching this kind of golden schlock with him.

@karashea7823

2 ай бұрын

I’m just told my friend who sent this “gift” to me (he explained it just like you did) “I’m a minute into this and I’m DYING over the music!”😂

If you make it to the end of the movie, YOU win an Oscar!

@tylergnosis2581

10 ай бұрын

I lost

@TransitionedToAShark

10 ай бұрын

It’s easy to finish the best movie ever made

@the81kid

10 ай бұрын

@@tylergnosis2581 You win a Razzie.

@kevinoleary9361

9 ай бұрын

Give me an oscar

@the81kid

9 ай бұрын

@@kevinoleary9361 It's in the mail. With your pizza rolls.

You know a film is going to be of the highest quality when it starts with a synth spamming the pentatonic scale like they've just discovered it.

"Bad movie" comedy should definitely be a genre of its own

@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277

6 ай бұрын

But it's only truly funny if it's *unintentionally* bad

When civilization finally faces its fiery demise, aeons in the future, I want this to be the only reminder of humanity's existence..

@chrissharma4088

14 күн бұрын

I’d go with Troll 2

So for the main character, he actually cut his hair prematurely, thinking he was done filming. However, he was notified that there was more filming that still needed to be done, so he's wearing a wig in some of the scenes LMAO.

@Costarluv007

Жыл бұрын

@ThePeej

10 ай бұрын

In the fight scene at 47:41 the wig fully falls off!! 🤣

@martinvannostrand8488

10 ай бұрын

@@ThePeejoh my god you’re right

@ryanjofre

10 ай бұрын

Lmao. Makes sense. Awesomely bad movie.😂😂

@smellypatel5272

10 ай бұрын

@@ThePeej that's hilarious

There is one thing this film does well - it has that early 90s dream like haze and summery brightness, it's exactly the same haze and lighting scheme from my childhood

@justsumguy8193

2 ай бұрын

maybe thats why i enjoy this so much, it makes me feel like a kid again

@abhid.2679

Ай бұрын

Exactly@@justsumguy8193

When Robert Z'Dar is the top-billed star, you know it's going to be a good film.

@Gylaran

2 ай бұрын

His top movie Maniac Cop is the classic.

Nothing can beat 80's & early 90's atmosphere

@Mildredpotka

15 күн бұрын

The 70’s porneraaaa

"What does ramen mean?" "It means Japanese spaghetti."

@Reggie2000

25 күн бұрын

Hilariously, he's not wrong. I Googled it. Katana literally means "sword" in Japanese. Ergo, Japanese Sword. 😂

My husband and I are laughing so hard. A great way to start the week 😂

@only257

Жыл бұрын

The rifftrax live version is hilarious 😅

@laychooichuah8601

Жыл бұрын

​@@only257the ❤1aAqqq😅😅

@laychooichuah8601

Жыл бұрын

​@@only257lll0lpl0p00 I'm 00

@Mildredpotka

15 күн бұрын

You’re not married. Imaginary wife.

Definitely one of the greatest action movies of the late 80’s/early 90’s! Should have been nominated for an Oscar!!! Masterpiece!

@Thelavendel

6 ай бұрын

it was nominated and it won! Pay attention!

The cops wife, Sally, who had her throat cut, delivered the best acting out of anyone in the entire movie in her roughly 2 minutes of screen time.

With a budget of roughly 7,000 USD and an income of 384,000 USD, it’s up there with some of the most profitable films of modern times.

11:04 "Ya got him." The facial expression from Joe 😂

This is the greatest film in cinematic history. How many academy awards did this win. So much better than Lethal Weapon

47:40 the wig comes off, lol

@gr8vijay

15 күн бұрын

🥴🫠😌

@dizzy1369

15 күн бұрын

Good catch 😂🤣

Why are the sex scenes cut out from the movie? Are you nuts? They are brilliant! If Amir was alive, he would sue you.

@redmille1000

9 ай бұрын

Once you’ve seen those black bikini briefs you’re glad the scenes were cut!

@SlasherIncorporated

5 ай бұрын

Whoever uploaded this probably edited them out fearing that KZread might flag the video for nudity or something.

Easily one of my favorite bad movies of all time. It's always a treat to watch. Thanks for the upload!

@ryanjofre

10 ай бұрын

What do you mean bad? This is amazing!

@coldmystery6754

10 ай бұрын

Have you seen the sequel?

@GreasyMcNasty

10 ай бұрын

@@ryanjofre haha let me rephrase that then, my favorite GOOD bad movie 😁

@gimli2642

9 ай бұрын

bad?

@ryanjofre

9 ай бұрын

@@gimli2642 It’s so bad that’s approaching pure comedy! It’s next level awful!

I love how it’s a Japanese gang and yet none of them are Japanese apart from the boss 😅

@SlasherIncorporated

5 ай бұрын

Okamura is Japanese too. He's the only one besides Fujiyama lol

@justsumguy8193

2 ай бұрын

I think Zidar's character is also supposed to be Japanese even tho he's clearly a white guy lolololol

I might stop by later so keep it warm. Best line ever.

@Costarluv007

Жыл бұрын

The sex innuendos in this movie are funny and straight forward.

The most diverse Asian gang ever, they were ahead of their time

The ‘club up my ass’ analogy was too detailed to be only an analogy.

“Stay back this guy is mine!!” Promptly gets kicked in the balls.

@robertedwards2453

4 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard at that part. Swinging that bat around and immediately getting kicked in the nuts hahaha

When I really think about it, it actually takes a lot of skill to make a movie this bad and still be entertaining

Somehow it's more fun than 90 percent of the today's movies.

You can say what you want, they did with 7000$ a full Movie and it's better than Marvel and DC

@RYN988

5 ай бұрын

Surely you can’t be serious?

@SlasherIncorporated

5 ай бұрын

No, it isn't. Don't be ridiculous.

@Laissez-faire402

Ай бұрын

I hate comments like this. This is clearly not better than those films.

@RomanesEuntDomus.

14 күн бұрын

​@@Laissez-faire402it IS better than those films. They look better because they have a lot of special effects and top billed "stars", but the acting and the script are crap

This movie is the reason I've applied to join the police.

fucking masterpiece. laughed my ass off drunk sober and hangover. good shit.

What does: "undisputed best movie of all time" mean in japanese? "It means Samurai Cop"

Love how all the characters sound like their dialogue was captured using entirely different sets of equipment, ranging from an empty tin can and a pocket tape recorder, up to a WalMart microphone held half an inch away from the mouth.

17:37 “Bingo” 😂😂😂

The captain tells the lawyer to get a job. lololol the dude already has a job

"This gift. This...black gift."

I like watching these movies cuz it reminds me of watching old action movies with my pops, good times....

Joe: “Do you hear something?” Frank: “No, is that him?” Joe: “I guess so, looks like this is his last f**k.” Frank: “Let him finish it then.” Joe: (Charges gun) “Hell no.”

An absolute cinematic masterpiece!!!

I can't believe Matt Hannon wasn't at least nominated for a best actor Oscar® for his performance in this movie! What fine acting skills!

@crimedramadvdhotspot7720

Жыл бұрын

Yeah sure buddy, nominated for a best actor in a cheap azz film like this

@gregingram4996

Жыл бұрын

@@crimedramadvdhotspot7720That was sarcasm, dude.

@DonovenGrey

Жыл бұрын

What's a katana?

@DonovenGrey

Жыл бұрын

@@crimedramadvdhotspot7720 You wish you could act as good as this dude!

@DisobedientSpaceWhale

Жыл бұрын

​@@DonovenGrey it means Japanese sword

Finally, someone uploaded this one of hollywoods greatest film, thanx

Bless this youtube channel for having a legendary movie.

16:44 - Tremendous line delivery from Steve as he watches over things at Babe Hospital. Also worth noting this is a heavily cut version and doesn't feature some of the most genuinely erotic love scenes ever committed to film.

@RickJoystick

7 ай бұрын

Ah. Well I came here for the tits. Thanks for sparing me the disappointment.

This movie reminds me of something that would have been a Sega CD game from digital pictures, ala Ground Zero Texas or Night Trap

I'm amazed this wasn't nominated for an Oscar the acting story choreography amazing 😂

10:19 their car has a flat lol

@morbidcorpse5954

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

This is legendary. Aside from the often discussed scenes, it’s also amazing how the assortment of bad guys can’t shoot for shit!

Thank you KZread for this gift, this black gift of a video

It's incredible they managed to make a movie which so consistently fails in every aspect of film making for it's entirety.

THANKS FOR UPLOADING THIS CULT CLASSIC

Wow. This is definitely one of the movies.

Katana. It means Japanese sword

@davyhenry8985

Жыл бұрын

It sure does

@lefevrecorinne7608

11 ай бұрын

I was sure it meaned room stick

When did the bald headed Chinese guy running with the suitcase with no clothes on, have time to get dressed in black and shoes on so quickly 🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of the greatest bad movies ever. Every scene is a disaster.

@Costarluv007

Жыл бұрын

these movies were great back then. But with today's technology they really look bad now. They used to be really enjoyable.

Omg 45:40 funny af! Didn’t add the sound of the revolver but the trigger has been pulled. Losing my shit watching this show hahaha

@morbidcorpse5954

10 ай бұрын

Good god 😂😂😂😂😂

The youtube ads have more budget than this whole movie

This has a real I need to launder my drug money feel to it 😂😂😂

Saw this in 1991 after release, renting it from Dollar Video in DeKalb Illinois which carried all kinds of, ahem, "quality" films. Also saw this about 15 years ago during a movie fest with friends. And now today. Most entertaining, and is a worthy contender for best awful film. Laughably bad dialogue.

came for a laugh, left wanting part 2

@RomanesEuntDomus.

10 ай бұрын

That's what she said

@Foodisgood

10 ай бұрын

There is a sequel.....

@votpavel

10 ай бұрын

@@Foodisgood no way

@K0Vodka

10 ай бұрын

oh my god!🤭

It’s like the director told them “I want you to show emotion when delivering the lines that don’t require it, and show no emotion with the lines that absolutely require it”

@Mildredpotka

15 күн бұрын

Don’t like your own comment…Please

@thebigcheese5114

15 күн бұрын

@@Mildredpotka I didn’t, just a fan of mine

13:29 fire turns him white LMAO

All the sarcastic, facetious & snarky comments in the comment section don’t realize this movie is considered a Masterpiece of American filmmaking in Japan!

Making it till the end is an achievement 😂

@RomanesEuntDomus.

14 күн бұрын

Are you talking about the audience or the actors? Lol

This is just the best movie i ever watched a masterpiece 🎉

this is the only complete and clean audio version available. i bought the rifftrax version on prime before i knew what i had done. would have rather gotten a RLM version for my money. Thank you for posting this here

That intro music, reminds me of the old contra opening theme.😂

5:28 - "Or Peggy, the girl cop." lol

A full upload finally! Thank you!

@PerryCJamesUK

8 ай бұрын

It's advertised as full, but it's heavily edited.

@RomanesEuntDomus.

14 күн бұрын

Not full, unfortunately

Each scene seems to be edited at the end of the camera shot. So there always seems to be something funny like the actors freezing in place waiting for director to say cut

Tbh I am having a blast watching this, love the 80/90s vibes and I can feel the cast having fun! This is a good time! Samurai Cop rulez!

Frank gets all the best lines “information about my butt?”

Scorsese and Tarantino learned a lot about cinema from this movie

This movie made me rethink my entire life Or at least an hour and a half of it

"Ah, the Episcopal church. That's very nice."

1990... The 80's mullet was still so popular.

@KenMasters.

8 ай бұрын

For 1991, this entire film looked like it was shot 5 years before its release.

I’ve been saying for a long time that this generation seriously missed out on really great shit movies

greatest action movie ever made.

Slightly better version of Steven Seagal.

@RomanesEuntDomus.

14 күн бұрын

What are you talking about?? This is much better!

That opening theme sounds like something from the title screen of a Super Nintendo game.

@KenMasters.

8 ай бұрын

Nah, Sega Genesis because of the muffled sound.

@SlasherIncorporated

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, more like a Sega Genesis game. But it does indeed sound like retro video game music lol

This is so good it cured my depression

1:25:50 That song fits so great to the part where you see the dead villain (it doesn't fit the movie for sure), like a melancholic 90s music video.

What happened? You out or in? - Baby, I'm always in. heheheheeh great converstion.

So you’re the boss of this infamous shit Katana gang? Priceless!😂😂

28:32 gold!!!!

@morbidcorpse5954

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

The first 14 minutes was GOLDEN CHEESE! So good to see the 80s again... but the CHEESE is untouchable! XD

I am also speaking fluent Japanese. Fujiyama means Japanese mountain Mitsubishi means Japanese car Nissin means Japanese pasta Tofu means Japanese vegan See?!

I love D list exploitation films and the late 80s/early 90s ones are arguably the peak of the genre. I'd seen bizarre memes and reactions pics from this film but have never actually seen it. Thanks for uploading

I couldn't stop laughing ! This has got to be the best comedy of all time !

Somehow, Samurai Cop can shoot bullets angrier than anyone I've ever seen...

This is cinematic magic.😲

The part that I feel like is overlooked is when the cop said call security 💀

@JannahSWT

8 ай бұрын

You think he can check a whole hospital on his own?

@brycevaldez4635

8 ай бұрын

@@JannahSWT 🤷🏻‍♂️

Thank you thank you thank you for uploading!!!!

"he speaks fluent Japanese" / "So this Yamaha or Omaha or whatever"

this movie starts like the first 20 minutes are missing !

This is the best classic martial arts crime action movie ever. I also can't wait for the second chapter👮⛩🔥🤩🤩🤩🤩

It’s all fun and games until Robert Z’Dar rolls up in a Suzuki Samurai

Thank you for this gift. This, black gift...

Maybe the greatest movie ever written, produced and acted.

Filming dates: Jun 1990 - Aug 1990 Nov 1990 - Nov 1990 Jan 1991 - Jan 1991 Release Date: November 30, 1991