Guesting on todays episode of "Simon Jordan Tries to Talk Sense to Clueless Idiots" we have Sam Matterface and Alex Crooks.

Sam Matterface is an absolute walloper. Painful to listen to on commentary during the England games with his incredible bias. All of the media are the same, one minute Southgate is getting slaughtered and now it's, "oh it's clearly working and he's using his past experiences"

@tomzablee

Ай бұрын

He loves himself and he's not a good commentator!

@MilesMontague-Einaudi

Ай бұрын

​@@tomzablee that's waffle so takes Clive International job and is the one that gets all the top prem games on radio or tv, Only Peter Drury is better than Sam in modern day

@tomzablee

Ай бұрын

@@MilesMontague-Einaudi Peter Drury is ok but another who loves the sounds of his voice too much. I much prefer a commentator like Clive.

@MilesMontague-Einaudi

Ай бұрын

@@tomzablee stop it peter Drury...is pure poetry nothing beats his Roma vs Barcelona commentary or the South Africa world cup first goal for South Africa pure class

@gregd3344

Ай бұрын

Matterface is a different class. We're lucky to have him and should consider a career in management also.

This media people always want to use Chelsea FC as a punching bag when they want to pour their frustrations out

@Pwnziillaaaa

25 күн бұрын

Chelsea is an embarrassment. Cheating at every opportunity.

Love watching Simon wipe the floor with these clowns!

Sam Matterface can't finish a sentence about Chelsea without turning it into some cheesey dig and then looking round at Alex Crook for validation. Cringe.

Simon Jordan cooked these lot. For all that talk about experience last season, guess who were the 2 worst players last season ? Sterling & Chilwell Experience is overrated. Talent & tactics will always outshine experience.

@JamesG89

Ай бұрын

Facts!

@BotanicDuck

29 күн бұрын

Nah not necessarily, thiago silva has both class and experience, that combination is what makes him one of the best.

@JamesG89

29 күн бұрын

@BotanicDuck that's the point, experience is only valuable if they then play well

@tomgregory-fs5bc

21 күн бұрын

Ok tell that to Man City winning the league, man united and arsenal winning titles back in the day and Real Madrid and ac Milan winning champions leagues 🤣

@JamesG89

21 күн бұрын

@tomgregory-fs5bc but they played well, experience and playing badly isn't the combo you want

Really not keen on Matterface... his commentary on England games is so boring and just adds to the dislike and lack of interest the nation shows for the national team. He needs replacing as he just drones on in the same tone 🤦 I actually think the other 3 thought 🙄... Matterface was shown to be out of his depth here, Clive Tyldesley was way way better

@enockowl681

Ай бұрын

Balance things up ... he did get natalie sawyer up the duff ... on that alone he deserves maximum respect

@spendover

Ай бұрын

@@enockowl681🤷‍♂️

@madtingsadting

Ай бұрын

Replaced Clive with this guy. Absolutely unbelievable

@cfcsk2996

29 күн бұрын

Clive will always be the best commentator to ever do it.

@enockowl681

29 күн бұрын

@cfcsk2996 your a clown if you think that

Simon Jordan is becoming something of a Legend.

@mf289

Ай бұрын

Boely apologist.

@harryn1602

Ай бұрын

@@mf289 rational bloke speaking his opinion. I know that upsets you as a new generation of TikTok kid. would you like me to fetch you a tissue princess? 😢

@mf289

Ай бұрын

@@harryn1602 I’m 33, save your labels. Boely is an egotistical idiot, arrogantly bought players with no idea or philosophy. Spent a billion pound and Chelsea have regressed. But your mate Simon can’t criticise owners because he loves the rich and wants hospitality treatment.

Ай бұрын

wtf 🤡

@kevinboltz6244

Ай бұрын

@@mf289Boehly isn’t even in charge 😂😂

“He’s down there a lot” that’s is such a bogus lie he came down to the locker room a couple of times. These guys will say anything to help them win an argument

Sam Wasteofspace creates utter confusion every time he opens his trap, what does he actually say that makes sense?

The person that allows Alex crook on this channel needs a long hard look in the mirror. I don’t believe a word he says, nor do I respect any of his opinions.

@LoneWolfOfHouseStark1989

Ай бұрын

The Crookie monster gets his info from snooping at X and Sky Sports News. Can’t imagine a single person in the game actually wanting to give him exclusive information.

@DrJsnow

Ай бұрын

Well said. He’s a tosser.

@BridgeStamford

29 күн бұрын

If someone annoys you or causes a reaction it normally means that you see something in them that reminds you of yourself. When you point your finger, there’s two fingers pointing back at you

@BridgeStamford

29 күн бұрын

If someone annoys you or causes a reaction it normally means that you see something in them that reminds you of yourself. When you point your finger, there’s two fingers pointing back at you

@LoneWolfOfHouseStark1989

29 күн бұрын

@@BridgeStamford saying it twice just shows how thick you are.

As a Chelsea fan it's very clear now the direction that the owners are moving in. When they first came they thought Brighton was the be all and end all. The wanted a model like Brighton's of buying young unknown players from some not well known league to turn for a big profit. They've now realised that model doesn't give you success. They have slowly edged towards City Group model and it looks like they'll continue to head that way. Joe Shields (ex city talent chief) has been given much more of a say now over signings compared to Stewert and Whitstanley, Neil Bath has left and is likely to be replaced by City's ex youth development manager and they've hired Maresca who was a Pep understudy. We'll see if it works.

How on earth is Sam given any air time?

I can't believe how much I've turned towards Simon Jordan. I'm a Chelsea fan who couldn't stand the look of him. Now, I listen to every word that leaves his mouth. Just shows you all, Never judge a book by its cover. Cheers, Si !

@newcastlelukelowther

Ай бұрын

All it shows is how dumb/fickle you are.

Matterface is a plum. Abramovich changed regulary and it was successful.

Sam 'im never wrong' matterface

@gregd3344

Ай бұрын

@@davidbowen6284 I've yet to hear him get a single thing wrong. Perhaps we should ask him bigger questions, questions that our philosophy haven't answered, perhaps can be by Matterface

It's 5:17pm that is 6:17pm in Germany

@squarewindow

Ай бұрын

Jim forever fascinated

Why will it take time, he did it with Leicester City one season. If you are scared to say CFC will do so well with Enzo Maresca say it and stop saying it will Take time.

Simon again with some common sense.

If it wasn’t for Simon I wouldn’t listen.

Sam DOESNTMatterface has to be the worst thing of the Euros. How that's a lead commentator I will never know, literally just shouts and can't articulate emotion. Horrendous booking by ITV execs making him lead commentator.

@tomgregory-fs5bc

21 күн бұрын

Can’t believe they binned off Clive tyldesley in the quarter finals for the euros. They are clowns 🤡

Jordan is on a different level, he's genuinely smart.......the others think they're smart. They're definitely not!

Matterface thinks he’s important when he’s not.and crooks just spends his entire day on socials telling us what we already know.

Do they all have a bet on who can say the word ‘Ultimately’ the most? 😂

Simon you're so right. But the other two just talk just to get known. The former owner never built a team but the new owners are now building a Club as a True Brand and building a Team that will be seen as Face of London. That's the idea.

Amazing Elite Jordanite = Top LAD Proper Clobber 💯 Facts

Alex Crook being sarcastic about the success of the signings of the 2 Sporting Directors. I’d say half have been successful and half not which is about inline with every other club. The like of Gusto, Palmer, Petrovic Jackson and Caicedo have been good. And there’s still time for the others to prove their worth.

What I noticed from Maresca last season with Leicester was that he was creating a winning machine. They were winning almost all the time until they had that bump which is very good for the evolution of the manager.

Brick Top is in a good mood again 😂

Talksport:clash! Clash! Clash!

I think Sam’s frustration is fair and probably in line with my frustration with this Chelsea ownership If the philosophy is the same as the Abramovich era which to win at all costs then why overspend on inexperienced players who need steady years of development under one coach and then have them sacked after 1 year, then hire another one. If the ownership were serious about winning then they would purchase winning players and not sell the players who literally won the UCL It makes no sense!

@fredjenner

Ай бұрын

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@fredjenner

Ай бұрын

@@user-rn9co7jc4t yeah nobody thinks you're a real person userrn9co7jc4t

@bettychillmore5920

Ай бұрын

On your own then. You aren't a chelsea fan .

@ojshaw7671

Ай бұрын

You must realise we had to sell most of those Champions league winners don’t you? The squad was stale, a mish mash of players from different managers and were on huge wages that didn’t want to be there. We’ve only spent big on a few young players and most likely they’ll come good. If you buy experienced players you lose money on them. I believe the balance is somewhere in the middle. We did buy experienced players when they first took over for TT and they didn’t work. They fired the coach because they didn’t see it working between them and thought they were better off trying something else.

Im not fond of the new appointment but the dumbness that comes out of Alex Crooks mouth is ridiculous. Leicester fans wasnt happy with the styke of play by Enzo? Really? What's fans did he talk to? Im convinced some of this people are on tge powder...

@fredjenner

Ай бұрын

He's just so bitter cause United are dying all he can do is whine and cry about Chelsea every time he opens his mouth for the past 2 years. That guy goes to sleep and wakes up thinking about Chelsea. 😂 Psychologically damaged.

@gregd3344

Ай бұрын

Crook is an excellent pundit. The man's a poet.

@fredjenner

Ай бұрын

@@gregd3344 even his mum thinks he talks nonsense that's why he acts like a little baby

I think with journalists and commentators proves that you don’t have to be very intelligent to become one.

Palmer and KDH in the middle of the park will be deadly. Chelsea will be top 3 next season in my opinion

He rates the squad so highly he brings in a championship midfielder? He missed the bit a year ago when the club spent hundreds of millions on young midfielders? Chelsea owners and their puppets are absolutely clueless and involved the club in the worst transfer window in history.

hardly a 'CLASH'...

So many people have blagged jobs for once having a conversation at a garage with Pep Guardiola. 🤣

According to Sam Matterface, Guardiola invented having a shaved head and stubble as well as the high press.

If you read any of business analysts looking at successful business one of the key reasons for success of Hewlett Packard in the 90's was "MBWA" which means "management by wandering around". So I would suggest Eghbali is doing this to be seen to be interested, learning about training/tactics and the human interaction. This is also shows the players that he is interested and shows he is not an Ivory Tower owner. Football pundits are so arrogant they feel they are the only ones that know anything. They need to realise Football is a business and needs to make money and they need to entertain the customers (fans) and make them win to make the business make money. The age old adage "customers make paydays possible" comes to mind.

Chelsea in the Roman era had very little philosophy. It had a "winning culture" but that's not a philosophy in any kind of strategic or tactical sense. It doesn't tell you what players to buy, it doesn't provide a guideline in terms of what abilities to focus on or how to line up or what to do next. It's an abstract, much like the SAS "who dares, wins" is a nice motto but not a philosophy for embracing missions with no planning. If we have to state something that approaches being a philosophy, it was the frankly some times ridiculous focus on short term optimization. There was never any focus on building up, never any focus on thinking long term. It was always just "win now". And it just doesn't work long term, which is why Chelsea cycled through managers, chopped and changed, and managed to send Mata to Man Utd, de Bruyne to City, and Salah to Liverpool. Imagine if Chelsea had been just a little bit patient and Salah and Bruyne had played on the same team as Eden freaking Hazard? But switching focus to the Toddler crew, they bought Chelsea at a couple of billion and they want to make that money back with interest, but part of the deal is that they can't sell for another eight or nine years. That means making the club gain quite a lot in value. Winning a few trophies would be great but it isn't essential. Being perceived as a "big club" is. Tesla is the most valuable car company in the world and they're not even selling that many cars. Why? Because they've convinced everybody that they are in fact a tech company, and the whole car selling thing is just incidental. The Toddlers fired Poch, and I reckont he biggest reason for that was that there just wasn't any obvious way he'd take the team further. And taking the team further, showing progress, is required for Chelsea to get back into the "top club" bracket instead of being "mid table". Poch's style was chaos. It was the only way he got performances. That obviously isn't sustainable. Pure chaos does not build a good brand. Tiki-taka, on the other hand, is still something that makes everybody think of Pep and Barca. That's potentially awesome branding. Can Maresca pull it off? Who knows? It's a gamble. But the owners are big capital investors. Gambling is what they do. Going with Poch for another year wasn't looking too rewarding. Trying something somewhat radical? It has risk for sure, but potentially also a huge payoff. And we have some very good players at this point, who are tied up long term and who do know each other pretty well. And Maresca has an entire preseason.

Eghbali goes to the training ground "a lot". Which means absolutely nothing to anyone as no one has a clue what "a lot" means, is it once a week? once a month? literally no one knows. Crook and Matterface just drooling on themselves for 10mins straight whilst not saying anything is becoming a talksport classic

@Adelocity

Ай бұрын

Bro I swear he’ll say whatever he can to win an argument lol. I’ve heard of it happening once as all of us did, and in his head that meant a lot lol.

Astonishing that this guy did the commentary for the final in Clive Tyldseley's last tournament with ITV, and now we can see how clueless he truly is

Under poch, the guys were just trying to be nice highlighting him

I can see him sacked by Christmas

@thomasoflaherty3520

Ай бұрын

leeds lmao

@neilcreamer8207

Ай бұрын

I bet you also predicted Leeds would get promoted.

@TheGeneral_LUFC

Ай бұрын

@neilcreamer8207 of course, like everyone else

@TheGeneral_LUFC

Ай бұрын

@thomasoflaherty3520 yeah Todd bohely knows exactly what he's doing. Jackson 8 year deal. Lmao. Meresca doesn't stand a chance.

@envy8468

Ай бұрын

​@TheGeneral_LUFC Jackson was actually decent last year..

Is he ready for chelsea

It's always Simon Jordan clashing with someone

@neilcreamer8207

Ай бұрын

It's what happens when you're the only person in the room who has the first idea about running a club. Those other two are clueless.

Simon talking to kids

I don't see what anyone said in that interview for the comment section to be see angry

These manager interviews tell us nothing

He’s lost his hair, he has stubble, he’s smart…oh look…he models himself on Pep ! FFS maybe he models himself on towie. Leicester played terrible last year but fair play…he did his job

simon still doesn't get that they have spent that much money... because they want to make even more money

final will be matterface/dixon on itv or danny murphy on bbc, what have we done to deserve this

You can clearly feel Simon’s frustration at having to chat with them🤪

Mattersnot is allegedly a CFC fan, he just comes across as another completely anti chelsea part of the media. Maybe still missing his ex mrs

Alex cooking who will be the first to go 😂😂

Simon Jordan is an amazing pundit, he’s spot on

Chelsea being short a striker? Hahahaha. Do we actually have one. Jackson isn't a striker. Every time I see someone miss the unmissable, I say, he did a Jackson. In my opinion, the only reason Chelsea improved over the last 5 matches was due to Enzo being unavailable. That made Poch look better than he is. The biggest benefit of Poch being at Chelsea, was team spirit. Not enough at that level of football

Next week Simon clashes with his shadow

THE CLASH

Guys talking absolute nonesense. The owners are not at the training ground all the time. They are back in America most of the season 🙃

broken clock is right twice a day. if chelsea become a force again, it's just luck and happenstance. i get simon's point but that's only IF they get it right.

@joelroye7808

Ай бұрын

How can you say luck if we are literally 2nd year into a project

Talksport have got to many dire pundits these days Matterface and Crook are in the top 3 but the worst has to be Rory jackanory Jennings.

Simon lowkey Chels fan 💙

Go Simon!

The bias is embarrassing

Alex krook job for the boys

Investment into football clubs are bad unless Saudi country who have never ending supply

4:49 the truth from simon jordan-well done as always the players have to shut up his mouth-only training and action at the weekend. they get a lot of millions per year and the result? maresca is like kompany-well done in championship,but then in PL? disaster.maresca is a championship manager or an assistant in PL. maresca speaks the same style as pochettino.therefore the same story and fight for sixth position till tenth.not more. chelsea football club is now chelsea mls fried chicken-what a development and progression.

Alex crook on here as a man united fan criticising Chelsea when ratcliffe is basing his model on what Chelsea are doing and have even highered their former staff in Christopher vivel Buying young and developing players is what Chelsea are doing and he calls it a mess yet it’s also what he said man united are doing who are even worse than Chelsea and he calls it a different direction That little comment about recruitment, hang on mate your club spent 100 million on Anthony that’s the pinnacle of poor recruitment

there is no strategy at chels

Respext to sam matterface talking the truth

Have any of these guys heard about the project, do they understand what is meant by a project? Just a bunch of yokels who only know what they have experienced and think that's all there is.

Boehly PR in full swing by Jordan!

Pompous Sam doesn'tmatterface schooled and rightly so

Simon Jordan is worth listening to do you have a friend got a clue I don't know what they're on about those two

Lot of word salad here

Barring Simon Jordan, these other 2 cats are very lazy when it comes to their analysis and forming an opinion. Do they spend time listening to any of Bohely's interviews? Egbahly organizes a media and he is all of a sudden at every training session?

Alex Crook is such a huge troll. He knows ManUre is shite ryt now and their stadium is shite so he tries to bring down other clubs to his fanboy clubs level.

Simon “nothings changed at Chelsea they’ve always chopped and changed”…. 30 seconds later he then says “yes ok they might have stopped buying top players who are ready to win but…” That means it’s bloody changed doesn’t it Simon? 🤦‍♂️

@rishbademha

Ай бұрын

Talksport listeners love Simon and think he is a genius. So they never question him

@fredjenner

Ай бұрын

@@theblues8840 grow some ears

@Adelocity

Ай бұрын

I think he was just talking about chopping and changing, it’s still the same philosophy just a different tactic. I like this way more tho because while we are struggling now I think in the long run if a few of these kids can get to Palmers level it’ll be scary hour

@theblues8840

Ай бұрын

@@Adelocity chopping and changers managers around players that win is different to chopping and changing managers with players who picked up just over 40 points in a calendar year

@talksport get splatterface of the show man , he is a massive weapon and is ruining match coms

esteva willan remember the name 🧑‍🍳

@user-zg2py7fj4s

Ай бұрын

The guys not even played in any major league yet chill😭

@benwright795

Ай бұрын

@@user-zg2py7fj4s but you know his name

@user-zg2py7fj4s

Ай бұрын

@@benwright795 yeah but how many experienced players have come to the prem and flopped 🤣😭

@benwright795

Ай бұрын

@@user-zg2py7fj4s what dose that even mean 🤷😭 I’m guessing your either Arsenal or Liverpool fan would make sense 🤡

Doesntmatterface!!!

Slow sports news

Sam Matterface has been famously anti Chelsea for a long time. He almost always speak negatively about Chelsea football club, whenever he gets the opportunity to, in all of his little talksport segments.

How has Matterface risen so high up the ranks? He’s a dreadful commentator. So smug

Who are these 2 no marks???

He's Italian, achieved nothing, he's excited, we're not, what a joke Chelsea have become

@ojshaw7671

Ай бұрын

Don’t write him off already pal.

Tryna find their Arteta

@Mat-uz8oo

Ай бұрын

No thanks we want a winning manager .

@pixieizzy5431

Ай бұрын

Ye to spend 600 million like Arteta

@MilesMontague-Einaudi

Ай бұрын

Arteta why he's won us ZERO since becoming permanent manager,he's a "specialist in failure" yearly we choke in cups and title runs

@joelroye7808

Ай бұрын

Arsenal can keep their arteta. We just want a passionate manager that wins trophies

Wish he would stop that annoying voice he does

Sam just a Chelsea hater… then again most are! Embarrassing

Matter face worst commentator of all time

Sam Matterface is mint he is the only reason i listen to live games on Talk Sport . Intelligent and witty . Top man

chelshit also just lost one of the top youngsters to Liverpool. HAHAHA Joke club.

@fredjenner

Ай бұрын

@@InstigatorDJ never heard of him and I watch all the youth games

@JamesKennedy33

Ай бұрын

​​@@fredjenner he captained two different age groups while a blue, so maybe you're not ACTUALLY watching those games enough?

@fredjenner

Ай бұрын

@@JamesKennedy33 nobody at chelsea is talking about this kid. Pay up so we can reinvest.

@fredjenner

Ай бұрын

@@JamesKennedy33 I can see your recent comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 obsessed with Chelsea

@fredjenner

Ай бұрын

@@JamesKennedy33 you replied from the wrong account aswell forgot to switch back to the original sock puppet you commented with

I disagree with Simon, if Chelsea had kept Pochettino more time I reckon they would have been really good this season, Chelsea are like Man Utd they don't give their coaches time....unlike Liverpool !!!!!