"a couple of manly men such as us hate public displays of affection" sure as if these two don't get married every weekend

@kateyperry73

3 жыл бұрын

sooo true

@M00m00chi3

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao seriously 😂😂

@livelybubbs6242

2 жыл бұрын

Is it even possible? To be married so many times…. Who could posses such raw power?

@beetlebeetle4998

2 жыл бұрын

@@livelybubbs6242 sam and max, of course! who? sam and max intro theme here

@NXTangl

Жыл бұрын

Clearly he's actually complaining that it's too straight.

They really said, "We hate Valentine's and couple stuff so much we took a vacation to the beach with each other to avoid it," huh

@elliart7432

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely wasn’t the original intent but this whole episode has that vibe of hating Valentine’s Day cause you can’t participate without being looked at funny or being unsafe

@repentofyoursinsandbelieve629

Ай бұрын

Max is psycho yes they aren’t gay it’s canon

@repentofyoursinsandbelieve629

Ай бұрын

@@elliart7432don’t overthink it

Sam & Max deal with an over abundance of Heterosexuality.

@Miles_Phantasmagoria

Жыл бұрын

God, what a mood

@repentofyoursinsandbelieve629

Ай бұрын

Max is psycho

Max has a metal plate in his head. It's only ever mentioned when it's comically convienent, like it was with that magnet.

@watchforever1724

4 жыл бұрын

Really ?

@lazyer0511

3 жыл бұрын

@@watchforever1724 yeah, it's an ongoing gag about Max

@alexkrycek3359

2 жыл бұрын

Makes him impervious to hypnosis in the TellTale series.

@alchemistofsteel8099

Жыл бұрын

I guess that's why Sam couldn't see his thoughts in Hit The Road

@jordanloux3883

Жыл бұрын

Or when you need to unscrew the top of his skull

"We can't show you the sauce as this is a kids show and all" Meme potential people.

@user-friendlywa

5 ай бұрын

**insert eyes**

@rayyannoor129

5 ай бұрын

👀

@repentofyoursinsandbelieve629

Ай бұрын

Max is psycho

@repentofyoursinsandbelieve629

Ай бұрын

@@rayyannoor129bruh

@repentofyoursinsandbelieve629

Ай бұрын

@@user-friendlywabruh

I will now refer to blood as “life enhancing sauce”.

@NarraJoker12

5 жыл бұрын

As it was always intended.

@RaTcHeT302

Жыл бұрын

GIMME SOME OF THAT *LIFE SAUCE*

@MasterArchfiend

Жыл бұрын

Petition to change the definition in the next edition of Webster’s.

9:33 they say they can't televise blood on this "kid's" show, and yet they not only proceed to show blood splatters in the background in various episodes, but they're also playing with (human) organs at the end of this very episode. This is why I love this show.

@dawnbray8325

5 жыл бұрын

and the blood red background

@RF-Ataraxia

5 жыл бұрын

@@dawnbray8325 Do you really think a solid color is not-child-friendly? : /

@dawnbray8325

5 жыл бұрын

Ataraxia. No that’s not what I meant

@RF-Ataraxia

5 жыл бұрын

@@dawnbray8325 Seems legit

@KasaiBuru

5 жыл бұрын

@@RF-Ataraxia seems legit

5:51 Max: It was horrible Sam, there were twisted bodies everywhere, and the screaming! keep in mind that Max just went through the tunnel of love, geez!

@amberstar7748

2 жыл бұрын

*o h .*

@eat_crayons1173

2 жыл бұрын

What do you me-WAI-

@Balls-Haver

2 жыл бұрын

HOLD UP

@bluebelt1235

2 жыл бұрын

Either that or he accidentally crossed over to Jun Ito’s Spiral manga by accident

@user-md5ls3cr8g

4 ай бұрын

@@bluebelt1235 maybe he entered a unholy cross-dimensional wormhole to hell, and then got his marshmallow tailed self out of there somehow by the paranormal force that is cartoon logic.

The part when Max throws the flowers and dude runs by and catches them and keeps running has been in my memories for over 25 years

@blakewhite3131

Жыл бұрын

He hasn't stopped running, he's participating in your memory marathon. Is he winning?

@nonpondo_

Жыл бұрын

I never noticed that, that's def a joke I wouldn't find funny as a kid but find hilarious now

“All the food we eat meanders its way through a hose just like this!” “NO! NO IT DOESN’T!!!”

@vico3887

5 жыл бұрын

Portal Freak I don’t get it

I totally just realized the geek is voice by Tails

@Theemeraldgamestone

3 жыл бұрын

what she is? my god.....

@thejamman4070

3 жыл бұрын

Whelp...add that to the list of things I can't unhear.

@collinkirkman6019

3 жыл бұрын

And Sam is voiced by bowser

@bengineer8

3 жыл бұрын

Very fitting.

@-fidget-1548

3 жыл бұрын

Or is tails voiced by the geek? 🤔

"It's being used as a make-out wagon, Sam! We'll have to burn out the interior!" ...I'm just gonna chew on that for a while.

@isaiavila2790

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get ittt

@italiangarbageposting

5 жыл бұрын

@@isaiavila2790 bruh, hebwants to burn out the interior cause they'll eventually have sex there

@TayoEXE

5 жыл бұрын

@@italiangarbageposting Not necessarily.

@mosshivenetwork117

5 жыл бұрын

He wants to burn out the interior because it's tainted by their love.

@areallycoolhat5427

5 жыл бұрын

@@italiangarbageposting No its cuz it has cooties

I can’t help but think that several years after this episode aired, Max BECAME the president

Damn, in less than 3 minutes Max explains Valentines in all it's entirety

@kyledean1966

5 жыл бұрын

In less than 14 seconds, Sam and Max travel from New York, to Antartica, then back to Washington DC. Going from New York, to El Paso, to Isla Hermite, to Antartica, back to Isla Hermite and El Paso, then to Washington DC is almost 37,000 km. Traveling that much distance means their car must at least be traveling 2,633,510 m/s, which is about 87% of the speed of light. This is also assuming Sam and Max took the shortest roads.

@thedimondtimbs7297

5 жыл бұрын

@@kyledean1966 i mean, this is sam and max we're talkin about

@haydengames3v2

5 жыл бұрын

@@kyledean1966 6:53 - 7:21 I think they were a bit over 14 seconds, it was more 28 seconds.

@Thatguyneb610

5 жыл бұрын

Welp if no one like Valentine’s Day just ask lorn 🎵THE FRIEND FOR LIIIIFE🎵

9:03 Sam: “Say, you don’t Validate, do ya?” *Gunshot* Sam: “Thank You!” Max: “LET'S ROLL!”

@daltonbecker4494

2 жыл бұрын

They where so mad they fired the whole bullet at them

Max is freaked out by romance. Awww!

@veethevee

4 жыл бұрын

it's apparent in every single episode in which any form of romance is represented

I won't lie to you, Internet. When I saw that the title of the episode was "Tonight We Love," my mind went in a very different direction from the the one the episode took.

@teufortimusprime4929

3 жыл бұрын

@@sapphymayeyeplease i have a feeling i wanna die now

@genericanimename6733

3 жыл бұрын

@@sapphymayeyeplease I have a feeling that's a terrible ship name

@DeeCross

3 жыл бұрын

@@sapphymayeyeplease So this episode started with Sax on the beach?

@thegrubhubguy2013

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@FirstDogFoodie

2 жыл бұрын

@@sapphymayeyeplease It’s called Freelance husbands 😂😭

Bro this show is so educational to me lol I’m sad I didn’t grow Up with them

max didn't mind the "foxy mama" and "sweetie" part (i think he like it) plus they like more the tunnel of love then the funnel of love

9:24 _"It's Lorne, the Patient For Life!"_

"For some reason I've got a hankering for sausages." Dear god Sam, noooooo!

@mapleluvssk3tches512

Жыл бұрын

Haha, Pp

@caustin850

Жыл бұрын

He's talking about the hot dogs. That's what he meant to say.

That February on the beach gag is surprisingly accurate given I do the same

In the spanish dub Max sounds even more disgusted and mad about valentine He even sounds more horrofied

@dontdrinkthewater5097

4 жыл бұрын

Huh, now that is a nice fact.

That was a fairly disturbing explanation of the heart, pancreas, and intestine functions. Only on Sam and Max. Huzzah!

I love these educational parts at the end. Makes me think of the board of directives hollering about the episode not teaching kids anything/enough.

so much for decorum! *throws president*

Its so funny when max becomes president in the game X)

I'd fuckin pay the creator to animate sam and max "employing the jaws of life"

lol. Max must have a metal plate in his head to be magnetized to that metal detector

"You remind me of my aunt Trudy, right before they took away her cutlery." Moment of surrealism or sex-change joke? You decide!

@Grgrqr

3 жыл бұрын

What a wonderfully structured comment

@LordlyJeremy

3 жыл бұрын

And today, 11 years later, I realize it was a joke about being institutionalized. Live and learn.

@pinkushatejar

3 жыл бұрын

@@LordlyJeremy that's a curveball and a half

@jessreinhardt4408

3 жыл бұрын

@@LordlyJeremy I like your interpretation though;)

@RickyRiceB

3 жыл бұрын

All those are very in-character jokes for this show to pull off

"Please tell me that I'll rouse from this waking nightmare to bask in its chrome plated splendor once more!" Whoa, try saying that one three times really fast...

@gethigh5754

3 жыл бұрын

uh oh i dont get it since i suck at reading fast :")

Max doesn't just not like girls But he's ok beating them

@mrcakeday1439

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure he is okay with hitting an eating anything.

@agnieszkasalach4395

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrcakeday1439 Max supports equal rights & opportunities: he will, in an egalitarian fashion, beat the daylights out of everyone and anyone, regardless of gender

@littlemissdeadly24papyrus36

2 жыл бұрын

She/her he/him they/them he'll kick your ass either way!

“Not as long as we keep one foot on the ground” Now that’s a deep cut.

Rest in Peace, Sam (Harvey Atkin)

The Tunnel of Love reminded me of the game: Sam n Max Hit the road. I love how the humour translated well into the cartoon. It was one of the more successful and true to the original game to cartoons. Can't say the same about the Legend of Zelda cartoon, lol. :P

I would so buy an "Operation!" board with Lorne on. :-)

@Ddanielgonzalez

7 жыл бұрын

🎼

@lydiajulianprower8356

Жыл бұрын

The friend for life!

5:57 There were people having sex in that tunnel? Holy shit! Poor Max!

@kavakahn9387

6 жыл бұрын

2:36 looks like Max was cleaning up some aftermath too.

@caustin850

2 жыл бұрын

I know. I didn't know that Max mentioned something inappropriate.

I never appreciated this show when I was a kid but now as an adult the jokes land everytime

2:56 has no business being so funny 💀💀💀 like why did this make me laugh so hard 😭😭

This is the only anatomy lesson I will be accepting, thank you.

*Pulls out cartoon gun* "No Max! They'll splatter all over the new car mats!" And they said that removing the two's guns from the show would make it less violent...

1:26 Max finally remembered that he doesn't like girls

my intestines feel very uncomfortable and I like it.

I full heartedly believe Sam and Max made out in their car after this. After a long deep clean of course.

When Sam impaled the heart o the car antennae I lost what little composure I had remaining.

Why is their intro theme such a banger, it's not fair

Thank you for teaching us what he pancreas is for, Sam and Max

"We cant show you the sauce cuz this is a kids show and all that but-" **plays a heart like bagpipes**

Move freely, he says. In these heels?

"Back I say! get back you loopy lovers! Back!"

“In *these* heels?”

They have 15 minutes to deliver the heart. The episode is 15 minutes long. They have until the end of the episode. Anyone else catch that?

@DemonicRemption

4 ай бұрын

@gabe-dn4qp Yup.

0:42 Max: “You mean we've gotta go back... _There?”_

i like how they made it so that what happened in hit the ride is cannon in the series

That fish wanted to die

The president's daughter sounds like Snail from Franklin

There is some continuity in this episode at 0:28. In the Hit the Road game, Sam stated Max had a metal plate on his head. Seems like Max still has some magnetism on himself. Great work on finding this.

Delivering an artificial heart for V-Day, and he puts it on the antannae. XD Quite the challenges getting the car back, ha. Not much time to get there- and a few wrong turns. :) Fun ending twist!

5:47 if you took this out of context, it could be in a horror movie or series.

at the end,laurn is the body. HAHAHAHAHA!

Quality content

Y'know, Sam says he loves the DeSoto, but he sure as hell doesn't drive it like he does. I'd treat a classic Mopar with a lot more care, but then again the only trait I share with Sam is his cynicism.

Why is this whole episode just them running away from straight people

9:25 - 10:30 Made me feel all weird down there

no, dislikes, I love this :D

@watchforever1724

4 жыл бұрын

This is a good show though

@JingleShoes

3 жыл бұрын

There are now 21 😭

@Theemeraldgamestone

3 жыл бұрын

ya jinxed by ten years

You must remember, its a kids show. You can't shoot bullets in a kids show...only throw them at high speeds.

The bullets at the end are still in their casing

@uronthefbiwatchlist341

3 жыл бұрын

Must be using portal turrets

Sam: (seeing the ring) "Aww, congratulations you crazy kids!" Max: "I'd be a shame if she said yes though. What with him having a short time to live and all." You crack me up, funny homicidal rabbit-thing.

Oh boy! I love the pancreas!

.... Huh, the secret service in Sam and Max's universe fire the whole bullet.

@amberbeasley9612

3 жыл бұрын

That’s 60% more bullet per bullet!

@Saurophaganax1931

2 жыл бұрын

Well it’d be wasteful not to.

(07:50) I thought a heart belongs to the president daughter.

9:25 It's Lorne...

sam uses organs as paper weights. most likely human organs. why does he have so many.

5:48 jesus- those sounds- is he ok???

@caustin850

2 жыл бұрын

I hope so, Riki.

The original dude where's my car

He says "Hold on Max, i mean Sweetie" Like there’s a difference

I swear Sam & Max riding the THE SOTO is the most chaotic thing ever And I love it

@brissadlr9939

3 жыл бұрын

It’s pronounced “De-Soto.”

@alchemistofsteel8099

Жыл бұрын

0:51 I just realized that Max riding on top of it In the devils play house intro is probably a reference to this

@trunguss

Жыл бұрын

@@alchemistofsteel8099 It's actually the cover to Surfin' the Highway. Seems to be a common visual for the series.

Those bullets were still in their casings. They weren't actually shooting at Sam and Max, they were javelin throwing whole bullets still in their casings at them.

This show is fucking crazy... And i love it for its craziness

The distoto has been distollen

@GodDamnItKitty1 well, atleast now we know which way Max swings XD

0:00 this is the weather at my house at the utter most random times

today

8:19 The president's daughter was voiced by Kristen Bone.

Me: Hey, look. That is the Funnel of Love. 5:39 Max (Sam & Max): Sam, make it stop!😨 Sam (Sam & Max): Hold tight, Max! I mean, sweetie. Max (Sam & Max): SAAAAAAAAAM!!!😫

"I didn't know this car was yours when I stole it"

5:03 My favorite scene 5:18

As a type one diabetic, yeah

@angehway and Max had none of the feet on the ground! XD

5:30 nice one

10:30 why didn't anyone noticed this?

Max just committed manslaughter.

@Casey5693

6 жыл бұрын

Probably

@sapphymayeyeplease

5 жыл бұрын

hailee-bear-artist Yeah, he does that a lot

9:08 THEY ALL SHOT THE WHOLE CARTRIDGE!

9:05 how tf did they shoot out the entire shell?

@wclv1810

3 жыл бұрын

They're Aperture-Brand Resolution Pellets, not bullets.

@Theemeraldgamestone

3 жыл бұрын

@@wclv1810 bullet nerd, you scare me....

@toyotatacoma1616

2 жыл бұрын

@@wclv1810 70% more bullet per bullet

DEAR LORD THEY VORED LORN ON V DAY!

My Dear diary jackpot

They shoot the whole bullet, casing and all 😂

yeah, kids' cartoon alright... :D

2:56 I don't know? *WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!?*

Good bye old gal