"I love peaches" - Random demonic kid doing a ritual and Bijuu saw

@madisoneckert6060

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@Kvelasquez.6384

2 жыл бұрын

Pffffffffft ikr!

@jessthlaceu2296

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr ITS SO TRUE

@zephyraalexiaandres1907

2 жыл бұрын

I see your face are you the in the squid game

@brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxv7661

2 жыл бұрын

@@zephyraalexiaandres1907 That's Nezuko

The reason the kindergarten is so dangerous is because it's a yakuza training school.

@alastorssluttylittlehipsway

Жыл бұрын

NO WAY

@vanezacolobong4070

Жыл бұрын

@@alastorssluttylittlehipsway poppy si that you

@paneriofuneral4587

Жыл бұрын

True

@deca1797

Жыл бұрын

Is it true?

@mujipurwanto9914

Жыл бұрын

It's a dance school..

I finally found out why the yakuza is called Momo-gumi. You know how they say "I love peaches"? Well, after a lot of research (15 seconds), I found out that "Momo" actually means "Peaches".

@Astral_TheForestWitch

2 жыл бұрын

Wow u smart

@1vx1x35

2 жыл бұрын

So they are called Peaches/Peach-gumi

@sp_fan

2 жыл бұрын

Ok so now we will call the monster peaches

@Lexifxiryqween

Жыл бұрын

It’s not yakuza. It’s momo yakuza is sunflower whilst momo is peach it is said in a theory that they are enemies, I believe this is true though.

@WendyShuhua

Жыл бұрын

@@Lexifxiryqween what?

When you go from trying to be a normal kindergarten teacher.. To have an adult mafia dress up as a kid and come at you with a rocket launcher

Bijuu Mike: "I broke my neck, but didn't break the game" -2020

@thepolicyoftruth

4 жыл бұрын

You. It’s supposed to be “I broke my neck,but didn’t break the game” -Bijuu Mike 2020

@donut7334

4 жыл бұрын

69th like whoo

@SuperDoody2011

4 жыл бұрын

Wise words, indeed

@xinypasha3034

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@Kvelasquez.6384

4 жыл бұрын

.

Bijuu as a kid: I’m so excited to go learn Every other kid: I nEvEr wAnT tO gO tO sChOoL!!!!!!!!!!!

“I want to eat sushi before I die” WELL GO GET HER SUSHI

@willowsp4th

2 жыл бұрын

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😭😭😭😭🤨🤨😭🤨😭😭😭🤨😭🤨😭🤨😭🤨😭😭😭😭😭🤨😭😭🤨😭🤨😭

@coolchicken41

2 жыл бұрын

@@willowsp4th 🤨

@ChangChang-

Жыл бұрын

And when she eat sushi her life Well be alive again

At some point of the day they actually go training outside and you can get them to follow you on the turning thing, which also can go faster. And yes, they're 100% invincible, you can get them to fight the Yakuzas.

@tocabailey7072

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@nevergonnagiveyouup1180

2 жыл бұрын

Or the tax chief

You must have had a strange childhood,then. Because, I remember everyone in my kindergarten class moving around like crab demons. It's a normal thing.

@cherry_soo7834

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr?

@anamariaapostol

4 жыл бұрын

I did the dwarf walk...😂😂in kindergarten

@sreekalajayan8035

4 жыл бұрын

In kindergarten I wrote 8 pages a day

@nagitan6383

3 жыл бұрын

kindergarten is the hardest grade. change my mind. edit: is kindergarten even a grade?

Bijuu Mike: "Is that a small man?" Me: "It's those kids who all drank the mystery trash juice."

@striker4348

4 жыл бұрын

U should totally sub to me

@coffeegacha7505

4 жыл бұрын

GalaxyStudioz you need setup of the day

@coffeegacha7505

4 жыл бұрын

Scrub*

@dirtytoilet8551

4 жыл бұрын

@@striker4348 Nah.👁👄👁👌 I'm good

@GlittergirlForlife

4 жыл бұрын

Can anyone gess what video that is from? Ding ding ding ding ding ding dong ding............

3:57 HAD ME WHEEZING edited: this whole video had me wheezing

I was trying to be friends with this kids and I didn’t realize they fell in love O.o

@matstan3515

2 жыл бұрын

He is a sussy baka

@Kvelasquez.6384

2 жыл бұрын

: )

@ChangChang-

Жыл бұрын

🤣

Kid: *MOMMY I AM HOME!* Mom: What’d you do in school today! Kid: *I became part of the Kindergarten Japanese mafia!* Mom: Wait you did what?- Kid: *I ALSO PLAYED ACROSS FROM A LOVE HOTEL!* Mom: *Honey we’re transferring you to private school..*

@akularia

4 жыл бұрын

just go to the one near the takoyaki shop.

@KATISAWTH4T_pleb

3 жыл бұрын

HI

@Erickthevrkid

3 жыл бұрын

HAHA 😆

@vvvonderz

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@rainbowsgamingworld9176

3 жыл бұрын

Wow omg that is cool

Teacher: Okay, we're going to Japan, everyone! Non-weebs: Ooh, can't wait to see the beautiful cherry blossoms! Weebs: こんにちわ、スベタ!

@moxy9905

4 жыл бұрын

@Oreo Cookie lmao XD

@justjewellythings

4 жыл бұрын

@Oreo Cookie OH, DANG. XD

@yashiro560

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sourplant_

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t wait to meet the creator of Hatsunai Miku!

@justjewellythings

4 жыл бұрын

@@sourplant_ *_Senbonzakura, yoru ni magire! Kimi wa koe mo, todokanai yo! Koko wa utage, hagane no ori..._*

Bijuu Mike:he has a scar on him Kid: **Deep Voice** I'm batman

@Athenaseven-tc2fp

2 жыл бұрын

CAR

4:58 Me who watched haikyuu : **dancing along** MEAT! MEAT IS GOD! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@everythingelseon3678

Жыл бұрын

KZread Nationwide 🚥 that your 134,

Today was a really strange day, I was just walking minding my own business. Then I see a car crash and the person who got in the crash is just floating and IDK WHY! Maybe they froze from a crash

@eternalviber

4 жыл бұрын

They had the windows error screen

Me: Sees bijuu Post *Clicks on Video* *Extreme Dancing and I LOVE PEACHES* ME: Uh Also Me: *continues to watch*

@nyaamari9379

4 жыл бұрын

Peaches are yum

@nofemaledog6810

4 жыл бұрын

Yum lol

@explodingdragon8649

4 жыл бұрын

Wat did u expect ?

@nicoyolo

4 жыл бұрын

I love how some people cant spell bijuu

@notme.479

4 жыл бұрын

Alexis woops I didn’t even notice lol

*Yakuza member kid thing shoots** Mike: ‘OH NOOOO!!!’ Just as it was about to hit.. Advert: ‘fReSh PeAs! AlL fRoM bIrDs EyE!’

@madisoneckert6060

2 жыл бұрын

Yea and same

4:01 god youtube caption

When you ask for yandere simulator and mom said "We having yandere simulator at home"

@WrenSong1799

3 жыл бұрын

This game is the closest that I can get to yandere simulator

@junbarte2826

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@alexwasakf3086

3 жыл бұрын

@Jessica Cleverley Sakura SchoolSimulator and School Girls Simulator is literally my favorites *LOL*

@Eliselovesu_

3 жыл бұрын

@Jessica Cleverley I love school girls and sakura school sim

@adamasyraf6

4 ай бұрын

​@@Eliselovesu_ same lol

6:57 looks like they're doing a crab dance and honestly i just imagine them dancing to the crab rave

At 2:02 Bijuu mike: who invited you I didn't invite you he just followed me here!! Me: your right * laughs*

Bijuu before: this is going to be great I just know it Bijuu after: omg what the heck !

hey bijuu im back

@vishwa_25345

4 жыл бұрын

Omg onii chan

@rvx5658

3 жыл бұрын

Onii Chan Person OMG HIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

@gothxbunny

3 жыл бұрын

OMG I LOVE YOUR VIDEO'S

@andifishgallery9400

3 жыл бұрын

Yo

@paimon1587

3 жыл бұрын

OMGGGGGGG I LUV YOUUUU

My friend: “I had a dream I was dating my crush” My dreams: *6:58*

@larkin9005

4 жыл бұрын

TigerRichZ XD LMAOOO

@tigerrichz1720

4 жыл бұрын

XxLarkey 101xX thx ;w;

@dirtytoilet8551

4 жыл бұрын

🦵🌑🌑🌑🦵 🦵🌑🌑🌑🦵 🦵👀👄👀🦵

@ultrasubscriber2689

4 жыл бұрын

I have crazy Dreams too

@janeceokeefe4988

4 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁👌

At 1:02 Bijuu Mikes clone comes to Yandere.. Mike gets scared and runs away from his own love 🤣😂

4:21 they’re summoning Satan

Mother: Hi honey how was your day? Girl: Great! My school is next to this cool place my teacher said is called a love hotel! Mother: Oh that's nice honey.

@muffinplays9771

4 жыл бұрын

wait that's Wrong

@muffinplays9771

4 жыл бұрын

Something's wrong i can fell it

@watermelon-zy1xp

4 жыл бұрын

s e e s a w

@iaintedgy1984

4 жыл бұрын

@@watermelon-zy1xp kekekekkekekekeke DR V3 chapter 3. Reference is great friend.

@gardensh3d

3 жыл бұрын

@@watermelon-zy1xp great reference

"I want to eat sushi before I die" Me: me too...;-;

@oehotpop7353

3 жыл бұрын

Same-

@skyy187

3 жыл бұрын

same.

@saniyam4258

3 жыл бұрын

Same😒😒😒

@b_gathright

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@SeeIiee

3 жыл бұрын

I want a potato before i die

All of your Soccer of School Simulator vids are so funny!

@PopsiCho

4 жыл бұрын

Soccer of School? BLAME KZread CAPTIONS

*every time I am sad bijuu Mike makes me happy*

“I LOVE PEACHES” Me : dear Jesus

Title: IS THAT MAN SMALL? Me: who’s man is this

@ivan8250

4 жыл бұрын

WHO'S MANZ IS THIS

@BullyMaguire6

4 жыл бұрын

Gacha Unicorn Girl he...is... YOU!

@ivan8250

4 жыл бұрын

@@BullyMaguire6 :O

@ivan8250

4 жыл бұрын

@@BullyMaguire6 PLOTWIST

@RainyDork

4 жыл бұрын

OMGGGGG!

7:00 make me laugh the kid is like 'ima climb like super Spiderman like hero' lol

@everythingelseon3678

Жыл бұрын

800 I appreciate, your helpful thanks ago because think I appreciated 🍑 this information in think

8:30 🗿. Hey bijuu mike keep up the good video's!

2:10 It was at this moment he knew-He Floofed up.

It means you cant interact with them and it's a little less fun, but if you turn uneeded things off like cars or passerbyers (I usually do girls and boys and teachers) then it stops it from freezing (also the kids do turn into smaller kids when they go in the circle)

Mike: i just trying to have some fun here His character: i wanted to eat sushi before i died

yassssss thanks for more!!!! i love this game !

Mike: thais arrrr a nigtmaerrrr Kid: I LOOOOOEVE PEEEEECHEAS

Intro: I was possessed by a crab ghost for most of my life and then I was pregnant in kindergarten

@erihassaikai663

4 жыл бұрын

Cat From The Future r U my teacher from school last year cuz she left cuz she was preggers

@drainedballs

4 жыл бұрын

WTF 😂

6:15 "I'll go home to my adult job" goes live on Twitch.

Kid:*spider dancing* Bijuu:Oh!,That's so scary!

When they say I love peaches I feel uncomfortable.....😂

Evil kid (man): I love peaches Me: uh yea no *calls police*

The way when it says "member of momo gumi" is because they are training to go to the office when they get older

"Your scary!" "I love peaches."

*Me having Sakura school Sim*. Oh I've been waiting for this

@unofficialfoxy9181

4 жыл бұрын

Same. XD

Biju: Does that sound creepy?Ya it does sound creepy Me:😂*ded*

@rantaroamami2116

4 жыл бұрын

*When the FBI wants to know your location*

Bijuu i'm a fan!! Stay safe! And Keep it up!

I enjoy your videos :D

7:11 that time when your school becomes a creepypasta

@Salem_Sales

4 жыл бұрын

The title of this, it says 7:11 like the store?

@joeadesso2313

3 жыл бұрын

Lol the are demand

@Cherrryisyourdad

Жыл бұрын

@@Salem_Sales ye

Tiny men: starts shooting out magic Bijuu : runs away , dies

2:00 "I can't use this car anymore" he says looking at a motorbike. Wonder where the car went.

My childhood was not very eventful. I wish that I could do that spiritual dance thing with my teacher and then pull out a gun on someone

@iicloudssaesthxtic729

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what the quiet child is like 😂

@Pearl_splatoon_spongebob_gacha

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@anamariecortez2223

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

the kindergardeners all just had the trash juice and now they're boomers.

Imagine just going to the park and you find 2 kids tryna shoot eachother with rocket launchers...

I’m truly terrified of those kids doing a cult ritual summon. 6:59

@Daisysalazar2363

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@scarlettusagi

2 жыл бұрын

Yes same

@frog2205

2 жыл бұрын

those are crabs

6:58 Ah yes my favourite childhood activity

@itz.cherrx1202

3 жыл бұрын

Yes yes

Finally, Something to watch while I play Sakura School.

1:10 looks like team rockets blasting off againnnnn

me: **sees a tiny man in Kindergarten** *Something's Wrong I Can Feel it*

Bijuu: I can't use this car anymore! Me: .. Also Me: *its a bike-*

Bijuu: OH THAT'S SO SCARY😂 Me: *puts the sleeping mist* Bijuu: *falls the sleep*

Bijuu Mike :this dosent seem safe for a kindergarten at all Me: No duh

6:16 why does this remind me of every gacha character when they are going somewhere

@kuukuu1040

3 жыл бұрын

And it’s mostly a police car-

@miasevilclonetookover2989

3 жыл бұрын

as someone from the gacha community this is so accurate

I clicked and the first thing I saw was my drama class like

I love your channel hehe

I freaking love when you play this bijuu mike

4:15 *It’s Michael Jackson*

@lowgrqvity

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@everythingelseon3678

Жыл бұрын

Dr Much likewise that I willing am lookin Good newsletter anymore am lookin Google calendaring that I Will 🗽 GE Capitalism

*KEEMSTAR HOLDS GUN SILENTLY IN THE SHADOWS*

I always laugh in ur videos 😂

I love your vids sm

7:00 “Hee-hee hee hee-hee” *Micheal Jackson noises*

@IMBACK449i

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

Oml I was waiting for more of these videos. Can't wait to see bijuu pulling a rocket launcher on yandere girl again!

Hey I actually was just about to say you should play this game XD

6:58 wow mr. crabs from SpongeBob thx for 2 likes

Bijuu Mike yelling at himself: get away! Get away from me! Also Bijuu Mike: we’ll fly away as always The real bijuu mike admits to being to ugly to stick around

@zupercrazy9842

4 жыл бұрын

Princess Zelda are you hating on this video or just getting more likes on your comment? Cause am not hating am not trying to be mean tho

Me: 10% Me:*charges phone* The charger:*just broke* Me: Are you serious!? Me:*throws phone* My phone: please stop its not my fault;-; The charger: no its his fault! He is the one broke!

2:43 Kindergarten adult breaks her leg while playing in a dangerous dodge slide

Was that a Mr. Krabs sound effect at the beginning?

@chibi_okami

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

@anamariaapostol

4 жыл бұрын

Yes...The game is possessed

Me:**sees thumbnail** Also me:what if the “kid” is 11 and already going through puberty My mind:as if,that is so dumb

@jonirose8067

3 жыл бұрын

I was 11 when my period started

@anamariecortez2223

3 жыл бұрын

__ __ 👁️👄👁️

I love your video of yourself so much and I’m doing great things about this one day in my life

I like the part when you ran away from yourself xD

1:07 lol u can turn off the partner following you automatically in the settings 💖

Cant wait to play the update! Without Bijuu Mike I wouldnt know anything. You sir are my Google, and Play Store. Literally a lot of games I have are games that youve played. I hope Clarence is okay and healthy. My aunt wont let me watch you when Im at her house, but I do anyway hehe Sincerely: David´s cousin

At 0:51 its sooo funny i like your vids i watch them all day and cant stop, And when the "class" started dancing or idk i was like ---> Me: * laughs hard* omg THERE LITTLE LITTLE MEN😂😂😂

@sostenesmendoza1864

4 жыл бұрын

I dont know how to spell ok dont judge me 😐😐

Bijuu mike: "I learned to do word" 2020-

Love Bijju - I litreally stay up until 12 uk time to see his video - I know he’s probs not going to see this but Bijju you actually make so many people happy ur videos are an escape for me and so many people. Please never give up. Also please do a BitLife video - the challenge could be something to do with dating old men as a female and then hiring a hitman and getting money Rules could be they have to be over 40 Their worth must be over 30,000 You can not get arrested more than 2 times And you must earn over 2,000,000 through doing this You can’t be married for over 3 years You can’t have a prenuptial agreement( doesn’t impact the inheritance) it just makes it a little harder - reason you can’t get arrested twice is because it is Almost impossible to do it and get arrested at least once cause some hitmen be catfishing and are under cover cops

@breanna9550

4 жыл бұрын

U r first plus it is 7:00 pm for me

@niamhlacey-ellis5353

4 жыл бұрын

Mary Corona I guess it depends where in the world you are it is worth it tho tbh

@niamhlacey-ellis5353

4 жыл бұрын

Rachel Flannelly I guess it depend what time zone you are I pretty much live on the other side of the world

@lil_emolilla6361

4 жыл бұрын

I have a crush on him 💞🐻

@tigerrichz1720

4 жыл бұрын

SAME BRO

Yay i been waiting for the past years for this thank you

Hey bijuu mike sorry for the late comment but I saw your character in sakura school sim in the cafe front

You’re an awesome KZreadr I love your videos❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

No one: Not a single soul: Bijuu: *Screaming at himself: “No get away from me!*

Early! :D

You can get 10.000 yen and love potion in girl bed room. and you can get money in repair shop, click talk, then part time job, you can do it many time that never through. Sorry for my bad english, and sorry if you already know this :v

“He just sensed I was here” *my bijuu senses are tingling*

I'm happy he makes another Sakura school simulator video- Hahah I'm in such a good mood for laughing.

" I wanted to eat sushi before I died" 😂😂

AYANO? IS THAT YOU?