This was just the RT camera crew following Jon and Blaine around in their normal daily lives.

@mast3r_waf1z

7 жыл бұрын

true

@Ruukage

7 жыл бұрын

Or it was Blaine playing Chris and Jon playing Matt

@djguydan

7 жыл бұрын

Yah, the title is wrong. It should be RT Life!!

Jon really put her On The Spot when he stopped her leaving his trailer.

@loganplourde886

7 жыл бұрын

100% 10/10 A+ good job great work, joke of the day, joke of the year

@nabeelhussain1372

7 жыл бұрын

da da da da da....

@suddy2250

7 жыл бұрын

DADA DA DADAAAA DA DADADADAA

@LaughingComedian

7 жыл бұрын

#Igetthatreference

@y2n610

7 жыл бұрын

Oh that diddle finger again.

As soon as I heard "Hitman" I knew it wasn't going to end casually.

@kinggame40

7 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about, he was so casual about it.

@ChuggaaPyroJr

7 жыл бұрын

Filthy casual

That's actually a really relevant RT Short..

@AnimaTweek

7 жыл бұрын

are you a hit man?

@JJcDAmAn1

7 жыл бұрын

***** Double standards in general.

@peterthomas5685

7 жыл бұрын

maybe you were looking for the term accurate? or relevant could be the relevant term for this case.

@destiny_gaming6051

7 жыл бұрын

W

Jon ordered the hit.

@gabrielhole-jones2547

7 жыл бұрын

With what money?

@109Rage

7 жыл бұрын

If you look at the poker money he was making he had over $200K. So... yeah.

@gabrielhole-jones2547

7 жыл бұрын

***** I forgot about that lol.

@yoyayoya101

7 жыл бұрын

He put a hit on her while he was dating her?

@AstralPandaBoi

7 жыл бұрын

Why would he? He was dating her and tried to get her to like him more ... why would he want her dead at the same time.

That got real dark real quick.

@dude37

7 жыл бұрын

Really? I saw that ending coming the moment he said he was following her.

@DylanOB

7 жыл бұрын

The Dork Knight Its not that I didn’t see it coming, its that it got dark very quick.

@carlosalaniz9665

7 жыл бұрын

I knew it was gonna end in a shady way, just not THAT shady

@dude37

7 жыл бұрын

Checkmate1138 Because Blaine's character was a hit man.

@carlosalaniz9665

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah. but they could have just as easily made the same point by Blaine putting dirt in a hole instead of grinding up a foot

"John, you've got a gambling problem" Sounds like the Csgo community two months ago

@hufflypuffly5066

7 жыл бұрын

It's like me right now

@imtitn

7 жыл бұрын

Its the csgo community today now that csgolounge opened back up

@dnlocky1523

7 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes, the thing that ruined but (arguably) also saved CS:GO.

She was only going for Blaine because of the implication.

@danielbeaman6260

7 жыл бұрын

"That sounds pretty dark bro"

@HawkeyeNation19

7 жыл бұрын

Always Sunny

@adamb5147

7 жыл бұрын

"Nah its not dark, you're misunderstanding me bro"

@th3mightyeagle417

7 жыл бұрын

Well they won't say no

@CTdra1337

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you are. ‘Cause if the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is that she’s not gonna say no, she’d never say no…because of the implication.

Poor Jon. He's the best actor rooster teeth have.

@chosela2488

7 жыл бұрын

Joel...?

@egio787

7 жыл бұрын

Miles?

@MaxxsHandle

7 жыл бұрын

has* And no.

@Peidro64

7 жыл бұрын

Colton?

@EwenVRC

7 жыл бұрын

joel, is an actual actor

Whoever wrote this sketch: Kudos, you're clever people. This was a really clever skit.

I call this "How 50 Shades of Grey Should Have Ended".

Would be great if it were Jon who paid Blaine xD

@allegedman

7 жыл бұрын

PLOT TWIST!!!

@tyronejohnson6361

7 жыл бұрын

exactly what I was thinking, I meet this man blah blah blah... you mean Blain? he works for me

@Drea_A

7 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!

@micah2288

7 жыл бұрын

yeah man, he had almost 300k in his bank account lol.

@josephcrocker5111

7 жыл бұрын

would have been better if they were both hitmen and they were both trying to kill her......

This better not be foreshadowing what happens to Nora

@RocaDeearCenjar

7 жыл бұрын

Probably not. If Nora's gonna die it will probably be through Snake venom.

@slipstreamtechnician2811

7 жыл бұрын

RocaDeearCenjar Just like Thor, got you, doesn't mean they can't destroy the body afterwards though

@LaughingComedian

7 жыл бұрын

Shhhhhhhhhh, dude shut up dont give them ideas.

@slipstreamtechnician2811

7 жыл бұрын

LaughingComedian It's too late... I've already posted the comment

@ducklast_name4175

7 жыл бұрын

but I thought Nora will get poisoned

Jesus Christ this is more accurate about modern women than women will admit. Watch them all rally in hatred to defend the sisterhood when they know this is true.

@helenstirling-knight3878

7 жыл бұрын

Sadly yeah, a lot of modern women are like this. Not even gonna deny it. I'm so glad I never fit in with them.

@sfd4603

7 жыл бұрын

You tell em Harry

@Ewarne

7 жыл бұрын

OppositeofHATE7 That is not true whatsoever. Like... I don't even know where you could get information this wrong about history hey. Cavewomen were who were a part of a defeated tribe were beaten unconscious and dragged back to the victorious cave. They became a part of the tribe.

@malachaimalachai8488

7 жыл бұрын

I think both of you are missing the point of this video lol

@minew321

7 жыл бұрын

hey buddy youre a misogynist!

"I may not be the most handsome guy in the room" lies Jon. Lies.

When your girl puts you on the spot.

@kukelhupf

7 жыл бұрын

naxo eeeyyy

@badatth1s

7 жыл бұрын

naxo Da Da Da Da Da

@bkrpndr

7 жыл бұрын

TE TE TE TENEEEENN!!

@Nebularban

7 жыл бұрын

+ÁUß Code it's the theme song for On The Spot

@kukelhupf

7 жыл бұрын

Nebular WHAT????

Blaine's acting was on point, I believed he was a nice, attractive man in this. Also, it's kinda rude to film Jon without telling him...

Anyone else think Ryan should have had Blain's part, what with the whole serial killer thing?

@kylehamrick6400

7 жыл бұрын

Kids are a nightmare on a yacht.

@bySpritzeh

7 жыл бұрын

I dunno man, have you seen the last Hitman lets watch?

@JulianLinair

7 жыл бұрын

I don't know, stuffing someone into a wood chipper on a public beach seems about Ryan's level of subtlety.

@CoffeePoints

7 жыл бұрын

Ryan really isn't in a lot of RT Shorts actually. Come to think of it, I don't know if he was ever in any

@kylehamrick6400

7 жыл бұрын

TheMightyWill What about that one where Chris gets a divorce with him?

This short just might become a HIT, MAN.

@thechosenone881

7 жыл бұрын

Goddammit Barb

@Drea_A

7 жыл бұрын

You stop that

@neo_child

7 жыл бұрын

Barbdammit Barb

@benjaminwilks5162

7 жыл бұрын

GOSH DANG IT BARB!!

@isectoid9454

7 жыл бұрын

...

Jon got pocket sandwiches , how can she turn him down ?

"What do you do for work?" "I'm a hitman." "Wow, you were on a mission." "I was." I didn't get this until the second time around

Whoever decided to start staring Blaine in these shorts got it right.

@chaos2inferno

7 жыл бұрын

I think Blaine is in charge of live action. So, himself, I guess?

I think this is my favorite RT Short as of recent.Man...the writing here is awesome

This is like college humour style but better like classic ch

Is no-one going to mention how he just stuck his hand in an active chipper? Alright, but we'll see how attractive he is when he lives on a boat with a hook for a hand.

@gummyhaya

7 жыл бұрын

ahem. A yacht.

@NegativeTravis

7 жыл бұрын

1. 90% of that chipper is just a funnel. The drum is the cylindrical bit way down at the bottom right next to the engine. 2. There is no way in hell that tiny thing could mulch a human body. Chippers of that size are good for tree branches (not even limbs) and maybe fingers.

@campbellgraham1540

7 жыл бұрын

yea, all the important parts of this video. thanks heaps.

What's the difference between living in a trailer and living on a boat? 7.8/10 too much water :)

@TheXtc1rush

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@PsypherWolf

7 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Neptune.

@Ashutosh351998

4 жыл бұрын

Peeing won't be an issue.

So wait, was this the real reason Meg quit?

@theders8590

7 жыл бұрын

what is that?

@TehLambOfAwesome

7 жыл бұрын

the possibility of getting murdered and put into a woodchipper?

@blade1hunter100

7 жыл бұрын

I thought that came with the contract with Ryan working there?

@Ricarad7

7 жыл бұрын

No. She quit because of the implication.

She should've stuck with the trailer guy. Also yea, the double standard was SO obvious and infuriating.

@davisbenson6217

7 жыл бұрын

(Thats the joke, it's supposed to be obvious)

@toddvogel8887

7 жыл бұрын

Strong Bad I've lived in a trailer home most of my life.. though not one like that techincally, besides, people can be convinced to change, especially when it comes to a girlfriend. Though honestly, i wouldn't have dated him either, but i would've been just as negative towards the boat hitman guy.

@toddvogel8887

7 жыл бұрын

Strong Bad So what your saying is i should quit my job and go live in a van down by the river and i'll get all the chicks i could possibly want?

Can I pick Jon? Please? #sorryBlaine

@KageRyuu6

7 жыл бұрын

Why apologize? Were you engaged to be married to him?

Is that Nora's voice actress?

@LilianaKali

7 жыл бұрын

You're right! I can't believe I didn't notice! She even says "Jon/Jaune"!

Wait, I thought he was retired though. So this hitman's idea of retirement is being a serial killer? That kind of defeats the purpose of his retirement.

@ThomasTheLuckyGamer

7 жыл бұрын

Maybe he still has "the urge"

@Shadowmagiceffect

7 жыл бұрын

after retiring he switched to being just a regular serial killer. so he now does some "charity work".

@egio787

7 жыл бұрын

I know, it's crazy that a hitman is incapable of lying. I really do hope hope he enjoys his retirement

@MrMuel1205

7 жыл бұрын

Well, look, he probably became a hitman because he was following his passion for killing people. Now he's retired though it's nice to just kill a person once in a while, get back to what he used to love about it in the first place without all the pressures of work. Just some casual recreational murder.

@ashtraydelicacy5773

7 жыл бұрын

He's probably still a hitman. He probably just used "retired" to say that he wasn't on the job at that point.

if he kept his trailer clean it would look way better

This is one of the better shorts that RT has put out in a while. The acting, the dialogue, the set pieces, the deeper idea behind it all, and the lack of superfluous effects all add up to a great short. This was engaging and the ending was a bit unexpected. Good job guys!

Soooo basically this was showing us that Christian Gray is only attractive because of his money and good looks. If he was ugly and/or poor, nobody would want him. (really hate that stupid fanfic)

@SusanWojcucki

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, those are attractive traits. This is how attraction works.

@forrestib

7 жыл бұрын

@SubscribeToSyndicate Disregarding intelligence, personality compatibility, humor, and common interests? Because I'm pretty sure money and good looks are below all those things on my considerations list.

@Tcap25

7 жыл бұрын

Money isn't a trait...

@DizRupTnz

7 жыл бұрын

Success is a trait, many people equate money with success

@MichaelAruba

7 жыл бұрын

Success is not a trait because success is not an internal characteristic that defines a person. Its an accomplishment (of something). Tenacity TO succeed is a trait. So is being hardworking which also can lead to success.

The production on these last RT shorts have been amazing! Great job guys!

Jon must be really bad at darts if he misses the target entirely from 3 feet away.

I would have stayed for Jon

@RaiosSephi

7 жыл бұрын

especially 2:01#nohomo

@rusianalf

7 жыл бұрын

you mean #allofthehomo

@RaiosSephi

7 жыл бұрын

i cant splel I can't, I'm woefully straight

The really ironic thing about this short being what it is is that I only clicked on it because I saw Jon in the thumbnail...

Confirmed: Nora dies in RWBY Season 4.

@TheBlackAshTree

7 жыл бұрын

"Oooohhh nooo..." - Krillan when Trunks' sword breaks. DBZA. (Also not sarcasm, I'd be heartbroken.)

@TheBlackAshTree

7 жыл бұрын

... Kay.. Good for you bucky. Don't let the train hit you on your way out.

@crmnsrl

7 жыл бұрын

Didn't get the joke for a second and was shook when I first read it.

@Mentro140

7 жыл бұрын

man Roosterteeth does NOT like redheads

@festethephule7553

7 жыл бұрын

Ok, I don't get it, would one of you explain it to me?

this has to be one of my favorite shorts honestly. it makes so much sense to me

This was a really good short. Like, I didn't bust out laughing but I enjoyed it from start to finish.

This one was the best short in a while.

Best short in a little while. Nice work guys!

RIP Nora lol

@NRobbi42

7 жыл бұрын

Don't jinx it.

TBH I'd choose Jon over anyone.

Excellent dark twist at the end there. Cracked me up.

So glad to see The shorts getting better again they had a really rough few seasons

This is their best short they've done in awhile.

What an awesome short. Loved it.

Best short in a long time! Nice job

Did not expect that ending

This is great! Classic RT Short!

Well that escalated quickly.

best RT sketch in a LONG time

Best RT short in a while

Awesome writing and execution!

"You were on a mission." "I was."

This was better than the usual shorts. Good work guys! The only thing that didn't make sense was that...Jon Risinger is really good looking too!

This ending made me so happy for some reason.

I like the directing in this episode.

I love it when the shorts actually relate well to real life. And that ending actually caught me off guard lol

I like how he just stuffed a slice of bread in his pocket.

Omg that ending! I love this

man compared to season 1-5 of RT shorts these new ones are pretty dull

@alexescutia4805

7 жыл бұрын

That's what happens with new seasons

@procrastinateALLday

7 жыл бұрын

I dont know man, I really like the juxtaposition of the two lifestyles.

@haiwin224

7 жыл бұрын

They never did show if Shannon's package arrived. I guess we'll get a payoff when they film the finale during RTX Antarctica

@dcresistance

7 жыл бұрын

RvB isn't their only production anymore.

One of their best!

why does rooster teeth know when to release the perfect short for my life

The live action crew has been hitting these on the mark as of late. Slowly becoming my favorite side of the productions at RT.

Never in my life would I have ever imagined Samantha Ireland in a RT Short with Blaine and Jon.

Based on physical attractiveness alone, I'd pick Jon any day.

What a great short!

Wow nice social commentary there guys. Actually a good short, too!

An odd mix of smart and shock comedy that I haven't seen for a while. Nice work guys :)

This is why I love Rooster Teeth....

Well done video. I enjoyed it.

Missed an easy joke. "It's got everything I need, Bath, Bed...[waves vaguely at the rest] and beyond."

Well, that took a turn

awwww poor Jon! love him so much XD

Omg 😂😂😂😂 what an ending. But yaay jons back!

Everyone did really well in this. Jon especially. I didn't know he had those acting chops.

haven't laughed like this at a rt short in quite a while

hahahahaha another great sketch well done guys

This was awesome

I love the ending :)

THE LOOK OF DEFEAT ON JONS FACE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME CRY!!! NOOO!!! IT'S GONNA BE OKAY!!!

What a great birthday gift.

This is perfect.

I love all the shorts with Jon in them. Only way to get my fix until On the Spot returns!

Too true I never thought about it this way

this is amazing

I kept thinking the post about 50 shades of gray; how it was only romantic because he was a billionaire, and didn't live in a trailer.

As many have said, 50 shades of gray would've been a lot less "romantic" if the guy wasn't rich and handsome

This was really funny!

Jesus Christ that got dark.

This was pretty good.

i really liked this one.

This video, kinda the realest I've seen in a while. Everyone seems to disregard any hardship that happens towards men.

What A TWIST!!

JESUS.... tbh I didn't expect the end to involve death. lmao especially a gory one

at the end 😂😂😂

"I won't be sailing down to Belize, I'll be yachting down to Belize" *immediately hits like button*