Tim's lines: dark, sad, dramatic Peter's lines: boats! :)

@amandapedroso4728

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@TobascoToast

10 ай бұрын

So real

"Everyone has trauma, Jon. It came free with your fucking office job."

4:43 “When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy.” 13:25 "Statement of Timothy Stoker, regarding his absolute dumptruck of an ass... Statement Begins" ok i submitted both of these and its absolutely wild how different they are i'm CRYIN

@sarahgent2674

3 жыл бұрын

Fantastic idea but also how dare you

@atchley4775

3 жыл бұрын

Y O U!!!!!!

@fruitygarlic3601

2 жыл бұрын

*slaps own ass* This bad boy can fit so much inside. Statement ends.

@septimusbeep

2 жыл бұрын

The TAZ quit made me so sad

@tea_n_ink

Жыл бұрын

hello person of good standards , oh taz listener

The divorce counter has me on the floor

@user-cq8rf6iz9m

2 ай бұрын

Take a shot every time they mention divorce

,,,Whoever sent in the "when someone leaves your life" monologue,,,, I just wanna talk-

@Ray-hk1zm

3 жыл бұрын

HEY WHOEVER SENT IN THE MONOLOGUE POST-SASHA'S DEATH I JUST WANNA *TALK-*

@isabelchmontuenga

3 жыл бұрын

Then why the fuck are you holding a pipe?

@tirwd

Жыл бұрын

​@@Ray-hk1zm I'm in pain

@juliehaas1425

11 ай бұрын

Cried at sashas

@B.E.N_

6 ай бұрын

I JUST WANNA TALK IGNORE THE PIPE

i appreciate that alasdair’s normal voice is the exact same as his peter lukas voice

Drunk Season 1 Tim karaoke singing brought me back from the hole of reality that was created by the fact that there are two episodes left of TMA

@brighidcampbell491

5 ай бұрын

Honestly it made me so much happier than I was expecting to imagine Tim going to karaoke with Sasha and just genuinely having a good time.

9:52 The instant fear and excitement of hearing your username with no memory of what you submitted

I'm so used to having the prologue of Good Omens read humourously that I had forgotten how ominous it is. Very nice Mike.

@sophiephilips-roberts3311

3 жыл бұрын

Same, i was like "oh yeah, i guess that *is* pretty dire."

@BNK2442

2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me, did you know that Neil Gaiman supported heforshe? I know, Gaiman can be such an asshole. Gaiman should be forced to donate to CAFE as a way to say sorry.

@BNK2442

2 жыл бұрын

Talking about writers having dumb politics.

@MB-ev9ix

4 ай бұрын

@BNK2442 Talking about something that literally has no place in this discussion, more like...

I'm indifferent to lonelyeyes as a ship, but I absolutely love the divorce jokes.

THE DIVORCE COUNTER IM SCREAMING-

Never has the god-bit from good omens been read with that much existential dread. Well done, Mike.

@a.z.fellco.1704

3 жыл бұрын

it was very lovely

NOT THE "WHEN SOMEONE LEAVES YOUR LIFE" GRIFFIN MCELROY QUOTE NO IM SOBBING

@chaiky6556

3 жыл бұрын

I AIN'T DOING OKAY

4:43 how could you do this to me im gonna sob

The Terry Pratchett quote made me way too emotional especially considering that this was released on his date of death

@a.z.fellco.1704

3 жыл бұрын

TNU Terry Pratchett

The Lonelyfans thing made me nearly die of laughter and second hand embarrassment

14:57 - Sasha Statement for anyone that needs the timestamp 😌

@lj3353

3 жыл бұрын

My timsasha heart is breaking :(

@lordoftheducks332

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t watch the whole video and clicked expecting something really funny. I’m in pain.

@maicey_t.

2 жыл бұрын

What the actual hell, I'm so sad now

@ceaseless_spiral_avatar

Ай бұрын

IM SOBBING AFTER LISTENING TO THAT I LOVE TIMMM MY POOR BOY 😭

Fair warning, don't sip hot chocolate while Alasdair sings "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" 13:44

Lonely Eyes?? Who's she? Only Teaholding now!!

Alasdair’s dancing during drunk tim sing a long is everything I need in my life

when mike said his next quote was griffin mcelroy, I was fully prepared for any number of gems. perhaps an i think dogs should vote, or maybe an abstinence til i die i was not expecting the absolute tonal whiplash of the all exits are not made equal speech just sucker punch me in the face next time guys, it’s quicker

When mike was pausing dramatically in the inigo montoya bit i was so scared it was gonna be "my immortal"

I'm laughing and crying at the same time why is this such a rollercoaster

this is literally the highlight of my year I miss my boy Timothy Stoker so much

That Sasha statement had me in actual tears.

_where's the body, timothy_

Looks like I have to do gods work once more GET YER TIMESTAMPS, took me 2 hours to write down 1:48 old man mike 2:45 Peter learns what clowncore is 3:17 if I eated soup then I didnt because I did. No I didnt ♡ 3:31 obligatory 4 rats in a trench coat 3:44 hey there demons, 4:01 divorce counter: 1 4:19 tim swings both ways 4:25 peter would prefer not to 4:40 RIP Danny ♡ 5:08 Peter writes a self help book 5:15 tim... baby... are you ok 5:53 Martin Lukas-Bouchard 6:02 Alex does a little crime. Good for him 6:08 tim is very gender ♡ 6:17 eat the rich 6:25 great! I'm gonna pass out now. 6:30 he loves his boat ♡ 6:37 BAOT, 6:44 TEAHOLDING 6:56 The Hat! 7:23 This is a normal time stamp that does not want to hurt you ♡ 7:41 chaos 7:47 Peter's actual will 8:28 Gins out, Sins out 8:32 Drunk Karaoke season 1 tim 9:07 Peter's a birthday boy! 9:21 Inigo Montoya 9:36 Pouty lmao 9:54 Tim says murder is ok so it must be true ♡ 10:01 Old Spice by the Lonely 10:21 Uno (not a request but I like it) 10:27 Trauma 10:33 Peter throws a tantrum like a man baby 10:48 hahaha I'm traumatized 10:56 chicken fight 11:12 tim being bi 11:25 divorce counter: 3 11:45 o h , 11:55 uwu lonely boi 12:06 he do be vibin tho... 12:14 confirmed big boy man 12:20 PROMISE? (3:31, 11:45, 23:57) 12:28 hey ducks 12:40 Elliotly lyric 12:46 tim voice the birds work for the bourgeoisie 13:02 TIM DATE START 13:14 divorce counter: 3.5 (I count it) 13:20 thiccque cake 13:54 am I having a stroke 14:21 does he dance dance dance? 14:29 gertrude is a force to be reckoned with 15:29 STOOOOOP 16:36 Dad Behavior Peter 16:59 Wheres my super suit? 17:09 Trans Rights is stopping the unknowing ♡ 17:15 GOD I WISH, 17:33 Elliotly lyric 2 17:57 18:18 (haha Magnus number) Tim affirmations 18:30 Terrifying. Thank you, Peter. 18:14 Elias is just a h8r 18:53 divorce counter: 4 19:02 I think Mike failed spanish (not a request) 19:10 be gay do crimes 19:28 SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND R 19:40 awe... ah, OH- 19:47 divorce counter: 5 20:07 I need fanart of this. 20:23 What a fucking drama king 20:32 be gay do crime 2 20:41 This is exactly how food is in America, trust me I'm an American 20:53 #bigpeterrights and while we're at it #tonkatruckassmartinrights 21:06 Delta Archive 21:13 Martin, come pick me up 21:22 Camp tim is the wokest take in the fandom and I love it 21:42 Leave Me Alone 21:52 thiccque cake 2 22:01 thiccque cake (season) 3 22:18 BUTT SHART 22:49 thank you, tim, king shit 23:07 Peter Poetry Hours 23:36 TIM VOICE ALL OF THE BIRDS DIED IN 1986 DUE TO REAGAN KILLING THEM AND R 23:45 FUCK The Guardian all my homies HATE The Guardian 23:57 Its ok guys he's alright! 24:17 No Pronouns Peter 24:36 nya uwu 24:55 Improv re: The Guardian 25:24 uwu 2 25:34 SECRET TUNNEL 25:51 Tim can't cook 26:03 This is just correct 26:14 Soup is a drink 26:34 That is a compliment, Martin 26:47 Bi the pain away :') 26:55 Good Cows ! 27:03 Road Work Ahead? 27:08 Quarantine still going on after a whole year: 27:21 Dance off 27:41 divorce counter: 6 28:02 What, you beholding? bitch? 28:30 Timposter 28:59 Bad News Bear 29:11 Don't Do It 29:30 PROMISE? 2 29:41 MY MANGO 29:52 *Give him your kneecaps* [Dual section] 30:00 SARGNARG THE HARDGE HARG 31:39 Boss and Double Boss 32:01 A lovely bunch of coconuts 32:23 Going antiquing 32:32 Tim can't sleep 33:21 Knock Knock 33:33 Tim is trying, okay? 33:48 There is an ARCHIVIST, LOOSE in the ARCHIVES 34:06 Sorry did he say Dad 34:23 jamming out 34:33 Where's the Body, Timothy? 34:50 nice 34:57 When is Tim ever on his best behavior? 35:15 That tracks 35:34 Dad Behavior 2 35:54 Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 36:07 Tim the marriage counselor 36:22 Tim on the tundra 36:47 As per usual. 36:54 WTF... GAY LITTLE MARTIN 37:47 LonelyFans prelude 39:28 LonelyFans start

@lilaboxx

2 жыл бұрын

You my friend deserve an award and a cookie 🍪

@alisonlazarus5989

2 жыл бұрын

IT WAS NOT A NORMAL TIMESTAMP AND IT DID HURT ME

@boobean1444

2 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU

@ohno8398

2 жыл бұрын

You are a hero

@Ra_the_Sun_god

2 жыл бұрын

You are amazing

It's so cute how Mike calls Alasdair "Allie" though

Not them quoting TAZ... this is a good day

@sarahgent2674

3 жыл бұрын

I read this comment before the video and expected like. "Abraca-fuck-you". My shocked tears are not your fault

@whalesharko4465

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahgent2674 now I'm scared Oh for fucks sake, whoever sent that in is a monster

Keeping a list of my favorites: 5:15 Someone submitted a good omens quote! My hero! 6:42 That's actually a good ship name why aren't more people using this 9:20 And a princess bride quote you guys are the best 9:59 This is great and I hate you all 10:27 That's it. That's the Magnus Archives 11:45 I'll take it :') 14:29 Gertrude Robinson for the win 15:28 Click here for tears 28:27 Tim having Martin's back

@a.z.fellco.1704

3 жыл бұрын

thanks fam

@a.z.fellco.1704

3 жыл бұрын

this should be indeed helpful

@adrienne-ukulelecraftsandm559

2 жыл бұрын

15:28 I didn’t expect to have my heart absolutely ripped from my chest . I’m just gonna go *scream*

12:30 OH HIT IT'S ME! (and it's a quote from elliotly's fantastic peter lukas wiki song!)

@PainCausingSamurai

3 жыл бұрын

"One: All Cops are Bastards! Two: I am gay! That is what most of the Daisy comments say!"

@tuesdaynext7370

3 жыл бұрын

"Keep thotting it up in heaven, king/Enjoy your kayaking trip"

@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil

10 ай бұрын

Absolutely love ur username

Wonderful. Didn't notice the FOURTY-FOUR MINUTES fly by. Thanks you both for the energy and seriousness put into every single one of these (the acting, oh my gosh!!) + the video editor for the amazing and hilarious editing once more (the fog effects... the seagull sounds... the divorce counter... the dramatic zooms...).

@azasazandorable8577

3 жыл бұрын

10:00 Mike losing it offscreen at the Old Spice commercial...

some favorite tim timestamps for my personal convinience: 3:44 hey there demons 4:19 tim swings both ways 4:40 when someone leaves your life monologue 5:15 good omens intro 7:41 be the chaos you want to see in the world 8:32 drunk tim singing dont stop me now 9:20 you killed my brother 10:26 everyone has trama, JON 10:47 level four friend to unlock the tragic backstory 11:45 jon, i forgive you 12:05 he do just be vibing tho 15:28 oh god oh shit oh fuck ow ow ow ow ow (regarding sasha) 17:36 scared of geese poor boy 18:17 its gonna be ok 18:41 fashion icon 19:39 *ghost tim au ghost tim au ghost tim au-* 21:05 because we're the magnus institue and LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE 21:22 theater kid tim 22:49 face god and walk backwards into hell 23:55 hope he's enjoying his holiday king 26:14 tim's wisdom concerning soup 27:01 road work ahead 28:00 in which tim consults a thesaurus and insults jon, just another day at the office 28:30 tim playing among us 29:10 don't work at the magnus insitute 29:30 hes fine hes fine hes FINEEE 33:48 theres an archivist loose in the archives 34:16 he has a paddle 35:03 i promise,,,,ed other people i'd be on my WORST behavior

"somewhere over the rainbow, I am bi" ISHJDGHGF had a good chuckle over that

9:21 tell me why i was expecting “and your watching disney channel”

divorce jokes: 4:01 7:47 11:25 13:14 18:53 19:47 27:41

I need to animate this

@a.z.fellco.1704

3 жыл бұрын

plz do

@meisterdermatschpfutze4597

3 жыл бұрын

I desperately need this in my live

Woooow!!! I never thought you'd actually choose mine so when I got to 30:00 I just about died, both from joy and full on roflcopter laughter because you absolutely killed it and I'm now a laughter ghost. Thanks Mike and Alasdair!! Love you both!

I hear alisdair's voice and it triggers my fight or flight response

5:15 THAT'S THE BEGGING OF GOOD OMENS!! :)

20:30 strong Peter Nureyev energy

@charlieraine6853

3 жыл бұрын

You are 100% right and you should say it!!!!

THE TAZ QUOTE GAVE MY WHIPLASH HOLY SHIT

The Adventures of Tim and Peter: A Sitcom! podcast when?

So much happy stims, so so much hand flapping

This is a cognitive hazard and I like it very much.

@lousutcliffe6713

3 жыл бұрын

I do still want to hear the Tale of the Merspiders.

I lost it at "there's is an activist LOOSE in the archives"

Me: yeah I sent in something but it probably got cut *ends up being the first line in the stream*

LonelyDads!!

Time stamp for Tim being an impostor: 28:30

12:33 THEY CONFIRMED THIS IS ALL CANON

Omg that LonelyFans script is a thing of *beauty*!!! So glad it got included!!!

@wendyreynolds7982

3 жыл бұрын

On behalf of the people whose ideas I wrote down, thank you! (I expired on the spot when I realised they'd actually done it. I'm typing to you right now from the afterlife.)

thank you mike, thank you alasdair, thank you anil and thank you to the fantastic people who submitted these! this was an excellent 45 minutes.

36:53 YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT NOTICE A SEASON 1 TEEN WOLF REFERENCE OMG PURE GENIUS I LOVE YOU

@isabelchmontuenga

3 жыл бұрын

Thats why it sounded familiar! You dont understand how much of me racking my brain to remember have saved me

BIG PETER RIGHTS

5:15 nice good omens reference

Let me tell you when I heard the words "when someone leaves your life" my stomach f/cling dropped instantaneously

21:12 "Gertrude's still in the Tundra and I'm scared"

OMG I love this so much!! The editing for this video was freaking fantastic!! You guys are all so amazing

@RustyQuill

3 жыл бұрын

We'll pass your love onto Mike and Rusne (our video team)

@BNK2442

2 жыл бұрын

@@RustyQuill Hey, can you talk about Alasdair Stuart to delete the episode The Screwfly Solution? I mean, if he will have this type of literature, why don't he read The Turner Diaries too?

L.A. DIE-A-BLE IM SOBBING my small small Mexican heart has broken at this I can no longer go on 😔

I made a request, but I didn't provide anything specific to say. I just wanted Mike to improvise Tim's hypothetical last words to Not Sasha before Jon killed her.

This was rediculously fun to shoot!

15:29 got me crying like, immediately. ow ow ouch

18:35 THATS ME HOLY SHIT Edit: 27:00 AAAA AGAIN

And now I'm thinking that me acquiring the Cornetto Trilogy on bluray this week is prophetic after that Queen rendition.

As soon as the TAZ quote came up, I had a nervous breakdown.

Not me damn near sobbing hearing Tim say "Jon I forgive you and this isn't your fault"

Always wanted to know why Waldo hides

deep-seated primal fear of geese

OH NO. TTIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OH MY GOSH. I CANT. I JUST CANT. T-T

i am so excited for all the animations that are undoubtably going to come out of this!!!

Dear Leg, I'm proud of you and that was hilarious

This honestly made my day. Thank you

i love how much effort and excitement they've put into them. they're so cool. literally all the time. thanks mr. mike and mr. alasdair for all the cool quotes. it's generic but honestly it's nice to say "you're great!!!"

15:30 pain. only pain. nothing else.

I know I'm like 8 months late but these bring me so much joy I watch them regularly 😭

29:40 why does this vine fit so well ❤️

this is free serotonin I'm crying this is just what I needed today

The serotonin I needed today 😌

18:13 and 23:50 I am keeping these in my heart

36:54 teen wolf reference hell yeah

This has the same energy as Wayne "Local Man Ruins Everything" June reading shitposts for twitch.

STRAIGHT UP HAS ME CACKLING EVEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME

I was hopping around during all of this video, it was AMAZING

"I swing both ways. Violently, with an axe."

This is immaculate

Let's be honest Mike absolutely corpsing is the best part of this

god help mike he *still* can't pronounce karterstrophic

27:07 I KNOW THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS??

I hope these audio snippets are on tiktok now

The taz speach got me crying

WHOEVER FXCKING PUT THE TAZ QUOTE .... thank you but also IM BALLING RIGHT NOW

the way mike read the griffin mcelroy monologue made my heart ache so, so much

Oh oh this is ... i wasnt expecting this and i am so grateful EDIT: OMG TeaHolding 😍

THE GOOD OMENS QUOTE OMFGGG

Pretty sure one of those came from the movie Clue and I love it.

thanks for the serotonin, lads!! this was amazing!!

omg its everything i needed

I can't wait to use all of these on tiktok 🤣

So many absolute gems

Where’s the body, Timothy?