"I listen to pretty old music" "Oh from what era?" "Stone age"

@hazzesanimations8212

3 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏

@justalittleweird1997

3 жыл бұрын

More like rock age

@aliedator8638

3 жыл бұрын

Deeply underated comment haha

@Nobody_In_Particular

2 жыл бұрын

6 69 nice

@cryaesthetic3603

Жыл бұрын

Slay queen

"So what music do you listen to?" "Rocks" "Oh, rock music? Very cool!" "No no, *rocks* "

@alexthedio

3 жыл бұрын

rox rock kzread.info/dash/bejne/mIWO0sFyeqW3fNo.html

@lasang12

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to like your comment but its 911 so I can’t 🗿

@darrenwhite1939

Жыл бұрын

rocks is a stellar Aerosmith album by the way :)

@thewiiguy

Жыл бұрын

@@lasang12 😳😳😳

@ScarletRain131

4 ай бұрын

I’m dying 😂😂😂

This is it. This is our generation's humor.

@kbomb234

3 жыл бұрын

And what a sense of humor it is. When nothing else makes sense, why should our humor?

@goldacidanimations5247

3 жыл бұрын

Rocks. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

@ARockyRock

3 жыл бұрын

@@goldacidanimations5247 agreed

@alexthedio

3 жыл бұрын

rox rock kzread.info/dash/bejne/mIWO0sFyeqW3fNo.html

@kaleidoscope5054

3 жыл бұрын

i nearlu had a stroke

the part when he just fucking SCREAMS "rocks" has killed me

@MrMisterDerp

2 жыл бұрын

1:59 in case you forgot about this gem

@Scrumbloh

2 жыл бұрын

sameee

@nmspy

2 жыл бұрын

ROOOOOUGTHHTHRTGHGG*gurgles*S

@haylowalker1252

7 ай бұрын

Ive passed away🎉

@clarkogle3067

4 ай бұрын

when i saw it was the most replayed part i died lmao

Idk what to say other than we often take quality stuff like this for granite.

@ironicallyscreaming

3 жыл бұрын

the rock puns are killing me

@kalebb4

3 жыл бұрын

@@ironicallyscreaming You're gonna be stone-cold, six feet under the gravel

@StormX6

3 жыл бұрын

What, did you make that joke when you were “stoned”?

@MuzikBike

3 жыл бұрын

I want to diorite now

@jacksont94

3 жыл бұрын

This is concrete proof that the human race is dying out

Geologists would love this song

@BellaBarossa

3 жыл бұрын

As an amateur geologist, I approve this cover version. It's very gneiss.

@ViewingChaos

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no, not more puns to _rock_ the boat around here...

@BellaBarossa

3 жыл бұрын

@@ViewingChaos oh, geologists are very good at puns. You could say they are out standing in their field...

@BellaBarossa

3 жыл бұрын

And if that joke was a bit too subtle for you, I can be a little boulder.

@artybateman2528

3 жыл бұрын

Speeking as an actual geologist, degree and all, yes. Yes I do.

my mom: the internet is dangerous, please dont go on there the internet:

@arlochaikin3153

3 жыл бұрын

mmmmmmmmmmm

@theexcaliburone5933

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluecat5655 what’s homicide?

@SilentZed

2 жыл бұрын

@@theexcaliburone5933 Homicide is a food produced from dried maize kernels that have been treated with an alkali, in a process called nixtamalization.

@theexcaliburone5933

2 жыл бұрын

@@SilentZed thank you

@petern6848

2 жыл бұрын

She’s right you can get stoned to death on the internet

haha this song really rocks lol

@liver-failure

3 жыл бұрын

I’d like to thank you for this beautiful masterpiece. This song cleared up my acne, watered my crops, and revived my dead wife. I don’t know if I will ever be able to repay you

@ironicallyscreaming

3 жыл бұрын

rocks :)

@kay-k6021

3 жыл бұрын

im wheezing-

@ace-of-space2004

3 жыл бұрын

R Ó Ç K Š-

@gblikestosew

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

This version has now haunted me, I can’t sit in silence anymore because I feel obligated to just say “Rocks” for no reason and then laugh like I’m a crazy person. Thank you for making my life more interesting.

@JaneTaylor

2 жыл бұрын

this is me whenever this song comes on all i can think of is just rocks

@suezuccati304

2 жыл бұрын

RAAAAAAWKS!

@ImOneHellofASebastianKnockOff

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, me and my so say it back and forth to each other

@DeadLog

Жыл бұрын

same lol

@silverclover21

Жыл бұрын

Me too, it literally like burrowed into my brain and all I hear is "ROOOCKS"

This song is making me feel a bit stoned

@swathe7789

3 жыл бұрын

damn.

@alexandracruz5774

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha.... how long did it take you to make that joke ... 😂

@purplemusiclover1597

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexandracruz5774 a couple seconds lol

@alexandracruz5774

3 жыл бұрын

@@purplemusiclover1597 😂😂

@DaniTheNachoPirate

Жыл бұрын

I am...

have i hit rock bottom?

@ViewingChaos

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. And it’s brilliant.

@thebackyard7661

3 жыл бұрын

The name crystal really matches the geology subject of this song

@Bobbyjeo2

3 жыл бұрын

No, you've hit rocks bottom

@psyc3561

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bobbyjeo2 *slaps..."ohh yea"

@ThereIsOnlyHell

Жыл бұрын

Yes. It has become *CRYSTAL* CLEAR to everyone that you have hit *rock* bottom. Don't take this video for *granite* It's a hidden *gem* that's for sure

1:56 I knew it was coming; I know the lyrics from Roxanne. But it still managed to catch me off guard

Our generation's humour really has hit rock bottom

@SMAXZO

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, come now. It's rock solid. I know that humor is hard but you gotta need a solid foundation of humor to appreciate how this type of humor rocks out loud. Also I ran out of rock puns.

@bjtgaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@SMAXZO Well no need to gravel about the fact you ran out rock puns, I think the joke was pretty rocky from the start.

@skellyrobin

2 жыл бұрын

No. It rocks!

@gavinthecrafter

2 жыл бұрын

ba dum tss

@carrion8752

2 жыл бұрын

Hissssssssssss

if i end up becoming a geologist this my theme song

@saladking2370

Жыл бұрын

Your graduation walk out song?

I love how the video is literally just the same bit for 3 minutes but it somehow gets funnier as it goes. The screams towards the end really got me.

@DrWhom

11 ай бұрын

no, it's from different Roxanne's - you can hear the chord progression

@devini15yt

10 ай бұрын

@@DrWhom I know, it's the same BIT not the same bit of the song, if that makes sense.

@waner17

9 ай бұрын

@@DrWhombit as in joke. not sound bit.

When he said, “ROooOOoOOoCKs!” I felt that. 👊😔

When he gets angry and says ROcKs at 1:58

@shaggyhascancer4489

3 жыл бұрын

rœÂĀAAaOecks

@Sreeto

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaggyhascancer4489 you forgot ÅÄÖ

@magentapurpleyap5566

3 жыл бұрын

RooOAAAACKS

I love how at 1:59 he sounds irrevocably terrified 😂

@wd4020

2 жыл бұрын

Roxanne but Sting is afraid of rocks

@crabwonton753

2 жыл бұрын

He sounds like Charlie Day

@Baba-yv6ml

2 жыл бұрын

@@crabwonton753 I don't hear it lol

@natalironaldo

Жыл бұрын

The camera shaking makes it even better

I don't even know why this is so funny but I can't stop someone send help

@ironicallyscreaming

3 жыл бұрын

rocks.

@planetgd

3 жыл бұрын

@@ironicallyscreaming rocks.

@planetgd

3 жыл бұрын

*rocks.*

@ampharosgames7526

3 жыл бұрын

rocks.

@DarkX64

3 жыл бұрын

ROOOOOCKS!

A rock solid video

Today I had my D&D party face off against an Earth Elemental. I had this playing in the background. 11/10 would smash faces again with this song while occasionally "ROOOOOCKS" reverberates in the background xD

@ironicallyscreaming

2 жыл бұрын

this is such an honour

@brandonwiley5372

11 ай бұрын

Stealing this

These edits are getting boulder and boulder! Granite, this is exactly the type of humour we roll with now, but this is an absolute gem. Can't believe nobody thought of this tuff before, honestly. The idea was simple but igneous, and though for some it's like being between a rock and a hard place, for me this path of musical genius is under-sand-able. Who wouldn't PICK this type of song to pebble into something more concrete?

@m4dhou53

11 ай бұрын

Oh you!

@muffinking2938

7 ай бұрын

This is the best work of literature I have ever laid my eyes on

@andrewcavallo1877

7 ай бұрын

You really *cobbled* those puns together, didn’t you

@twojuiceman

6 ай бұрын

Very gneiss. I lava it. It's chert-ainly a good listen.

1:57 to 2:14 is the funniest because he sounds so angry and then the whole group is just like: yep, rocks.

Neanderthals crossing the Alps when they hear a rumbling noise

@Cronenburger

Ай бұрын

I wish I could award this comment for the mental image it gave me.

When he said "rocks" i felt that

Heck I hate to admit how much this makes me laugh no matter how many times I've already seen it.

1:58 The rocks moving made me laugh so much, thanks for your contribution mate

I can't hear the original without giggling to myself the entire time. Thank you for making me look even more insane to strangers

Lyrics: Verse 1 Rocks! Pre-Chorus Rocks! Rocks! Chorus: Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Verse 2 [instrumental] Pre-Chorus Rocks! Rocks! Chorus Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks! Rocks!

@zweimeterzwerg1361

3 жыл бұрын

Nice! I wasn't sure about the Pre-Chorus.

@abyss_maal

3 жыл бұрын

rocks.

@techwisesimp3565

3 жыл бұрын

Not all heroes wear capes

@thememorylane3697

3 жыл бұрын

r o c k s

@alexandracruz5774

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks 🙏

You’ve really rocked my world

@Blisstheproducer

3 жыл бұрын

👁 see wjat you did there

@audreyschockett8277

2 жыл бұрын

1:58 *angrily shakes fist* rOOAAAÆŒCKS

These covers are just getting Boulder every time. I do believe that if this quality of uploads are maintained, there won’t be anything to Quarry about. It’ll be rock solid. Full of gems! Oh god im so sorry…

@thatguywithmyface

Жыл бұрын

Shame it looks like so many people took your jokes for granite.

when Dwayne johnson popped up i lost it

@bluesinamajor

Жыл бұрын

That’s Dwayne “T͟h͟e͟ R͟o͟c͟k͟” Johnson to you. Have some respect. 😂

This actually has a really sad origin story: During a take of Roxanne, while performing with The Police, Sting accidentally placed a rock on a keyboard (audible at 0:03) and laughed it off. The laughing quickly subsided when Sting realized he no longer could remember any words besides "rocks." The increasing intensity throughout his repeated, tragic screams of "ROCKS" was actually a result of frustration and fear, with him trying to communicate to the band that he was in trouble. Unfortunately, his bandmates interpreted this attempted plea for help as feedback that their recording "really Rocks." Sting eventually recovered, but it took eight sessions with a tantric therapist before he could finally reintroduce other words to his vocabulary. He still has never spoken publicly about the incident or his relationship with rocks.

Trully a modern era masterpiece

Definitely got blue balls at 1:45 when I thought they were gonna say Rocks again but didn’t

@somxr_738

3 жыл бұрын

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

You know it's a good meme when it's still hilarious even when you know what's coming.

Nobody: Earth Benders: 0:16

I certainly can feel myself rocking this song

ROOOOOAAAAAAAAACKS

iM GONNA CRY THESE VOCALS ARE SLAPPING-

Comedic G E N I U S

Can't wait for the sequel "Roxanne but it's just sand"

I don't know why, this video gives me the impression that the singer really hates rocks

@youdunno8528

3 жыл бұрын

Or loves them either way.

@wsmu

3 жыл бұрын

As a geologist, rocks often frustrate me - even if I think they're kinda gneiss. I can relate to this song.

@youdunno8528

3 жыл бұрын

@@wsmu you sir just hit it out of the park, thanks for the good laugh I had from your comment

@sarahporter9892

3 жыл бұрын

No, clearly he loves them

The part where the poor guy screams "RAAAAAUUGHHKS" got me good.

Put on the red rocks.

jesus christ marie, they're minerals

Woah these guys really know how to rock! Are they touring anytime soon?

@ironicallyscreaming

3 жыл бұрын

rocks.

@ARockyRock

3 жыл бұрын

.

@ellabanchieri8114

3 жыл бұрын

@@ARockyRock Omg I’m a big fan of your work

@ARockyRock

3 жыл бұрын

@@ellabanchieri8114 ㆍ

@mrcaptainbones5091

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think they're doing a show in Boulder soon.

Everything one of my siblings asks me to play "some rock" I play this and every. Single. Time. They don't catch. The anticipation of the beginning of the song is so hilarious to me

Good show my boy, what a delectable display of peak Gen Z humor. I bow before thee. Such a simple concept yet I’m laughing so hard

I just heard this on my friend's phone in my driveway 5 minutes ago. I still can't breathe right I am laughing so hard! Greatest Internet moment ever....

1:59 is my favorite

I am so dying at 1:40 where the cue should be but it's just silent and then continues without the cue hahaha idk, thats so funny. It feels like getting trolled somehow bc of the expectation

Me in Skyrim in any hard difficulty stepping into a rock trap: 1:58

I read people talk bout this in the actual video, i was stoned to see this,but this does version completely still rocks!

Listening to this while studying for my geology midterm. Thanks.

Oh Lord. This is incredible.

I blew so much air out of my nose listening to this

Some guy seeing an avalanche come towards him: 1:58

I feel like your videos are getting better and better. I live for this :DD

I must say that it's super weird watching this while I'm sharing a granola bar with my dog. He really prefers to have his own bowl of oatmeal but I'm just going with a granola bar. I guess I'm just lazy today.

I have very fond memories of my friends and I dying laughing to this this song. we were in a discord call at like 2 am after a long day and this was the funniest stuff ever. good times.

@ironicallyscreaming

3 жыл бұрын

working as intended

This unfinished feeling is killing me but at the same time I'm loving it! Such a cruel inner dichotomy.

Thank you, this is exactly what I needed to start my day

For anyone wondering, the lyrics are: Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks Rocks

This played in my head on repeat during my college geology class

I've always loved rock music, but this is my favorite song now. Solid lyrics. Can't get 'em out of my head. Sing them out of habit. Hard to kick. I thought I loved the original, but this version... just rocks.

Now somebody has to make Another Brick in the wall by Pink Floyd but it's just bricks

@screamingcatchannel9624

3 жыл бұрын

I will see what I can do!

@clmoon2151

3 жыл бұрын

Another One Bites the Dust but just "Dust" Come on Eileen but just "Eye" Here Comes the Sun but just "Sun" Mr Blue Sky but just "Sky"

@screamingcatchannel9624

3 жыл бұрын

@@clmoon2151 here is Another One Bites the Dust but its just Dust, I didn't do a great job though: kzread.info/dash/bejne/dn6dxteaj8jbYs4.html

1:58 was very aggressive and suprising

man this is some quality stuff. this is just what i live for! good job man!

I just love how aggressive he sounds saying rocks

I was going to make this. Thank you for saving me the time. Haha.

Made me appriciate the interesting music device employed in the first verse with each instance of Roxane being brought up by a few notes

1:58 This part got me laughing

I thought I was bold for thinking of this last night, but making this makes you boulder.

Something so creative and simple! My wife and I cant stop watching it and laughing! Then after we realized that we watched it over 20 times laughing harder every time, We laughed even harder realizing we were so entertained by this!!! I think everyone in the world should watch this to realize not to take life so seriously!

Thank you so much for posting this, really helped me through a rocky time.

1:58 hit deep ngl

This is amazing. You rock!

This song came on the radio today and I couldn't help but think about the "just rocks" version. Also, this version just makes me laugh so much, especially towards the end where he yells "rocks" even louder.

My humor is clearly broken cause this is just hillarious

1:59 got me

rOCks

I truly didn’t expect the “first rocks” and laughed so fucking loud

I didn't know I needed this, but thank you.

I love how it gets more and more intense

You've really got to be boulder in today's music scene to get past the sediment and keep on rolling. After all, we all know a rolling rock gathers no moss.

i showed this to my friends. the amount of time we shout rocks for no reason is about 1424938234 times. i love rocks. don't ever leave me.

The beauty of this is that İ come back anytime İ either hear the original song or think about rocks. The curse is İ have an obsession with both classical rock and geology.

@thejuan8693

2 ай бұрын

Classic rock this time

THEY’RE MINERALS, MARIE

roccque

I saw the short and knew there was a long version. Its as good as imagined. Perfect.

This song rocks

This was life changing.

Saw a clip of this at work and almost pissed myself laughing. Now me and my coworkers are cackling while screaming “ROOOOOOOOCKS!”

It's lovely to see this "ROCK"ing all over the world. :)

rockd

This is Britta with Jeff interrupting her in every timeline

@ironicallyscreaming

3 жыл бұрын

What a nice Community I have here :)

@xx_mysticwolf_xx1492

3 жыл бұрын

COMMUNITY YES EVIL ABED SAYS HI

OMG THIS IS FRIGGEN HYSTERICAL! When he SCREAMED Rocks and the screen shook I completely lost it.

I think I heard the first part in a vine years ago and ever since I've been looking for this - finally, I've found it and it's better than I could have dreamed

1:58 sounds like he's warning someone about an avalanche of rocks