“I had less than a gram of weed, which means I was out of weed” LMFAOOOOO so much truth behind that statement

@johnsheetz6639

Жыл бұрын

Fr lol!

@chalupacabrabatman7771

Жыл бұрын

Yea like this one time for weed is to having sometimes a once friends and not even know what to smoking 🙃 for blunts coming tells when police are will girls any good bongs running.....you know what I mean????? 🤔

@JohnnyD-no4cz

Жыл бұрын

@@chalupacabrabatman7771 Do I know what you mean? Absolutely not. I damn near had a stroke reading your comment

@alrightythen1466

Жыл бұрын

Better break out the one hitter lol

@brizzchizz7302

Жыл бұрын

@@chalupacabrabatman7771 Ya I ear you clear loud.. It's the same when different pills have the same rainbow. Remember when I peed my bed and you made me a sandwhich? Insane when things dangle, the guy, Santa Clause had a weed. Merry-go-round

"you have to drive past 3 meth labs and a dead Hooker" was the biggest fucking facts i've ever heard.

@rogerwilco1777

Жыл бұрын

right? except in reality it was probably more like thousands of meth labs and countless dead hookers

@jerrysponagle3881

Жыл бұрын

♥️♥️♥️♥️

@82PeRK

Жыл бұрын

Das racist. 😝

@jerryhardee3370

Жыл бұрын

@@82PeRK learn to speak

@82PeRK

Жыл бұрын

@@jerryhardee3370wht u mean . I b tawkin reelz good. On gawd heMi

I've been to Ron White's house in Georgia a couple times to do air conditioning work. Super laid back dude.

@montyh3772

Жыл бұрын

Did he ever tell any stories?

@brandojohnsa360

Жыл бұрын

@@montyh3772 I didn't talk to him too much. He always had about ten people around him when I was there.

@montyh3772

Жыл бұрын

Darn but, atleast he was cool.

@dustinlogan3826

Жыл бұрын

I installed the internet and cable tv at Gary Sinsie's house, he wasn't there but he left me a $150 tip. Pretty cool

@chouseification

Жыл бұрын

@@dustinlogan3826 one of my high school classmates is one of the singers in the Lt Dan Band - apparently Gary is a total nice guy across the board.

Ron White now looks like the Simpsons version of god. I'm here for it.

@rubegoldberg6476

Жыл бұрын

Looks younger than his mugshot 😂

@te9591

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@silverstreetmoto1458

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@scottcantdance804

Жыл бұрын

He did an Ayahuasca ceremony a while back to try to handle his alcoholism. Seems like it did him a world of good. He talked about it on Rogan, of course.

@ChiTownGuerrilla

Жыл бұрын

The man does look heavenly with the all white everything.

What a massive _waste_ of taxpayers money & police time!

@ludicrous7044

3 ай бұрын

Ron or the POPO??

That mug shot looks like right after the mask was ripped off and he said, "And I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you kids and your dog!"

@notbatman1390

Жыл бұрын

There it is!

@ga8rielsMsg

Жыл бұрын

Amazing!

@georgiasw7512

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@_D_E_N_N_I_S_

Жыл бұрын

Tim Dillion mixed with ray liota

@conephompany

Жыл бұрын

i thought it was steve bannon

This was the first story I heard Ron white tell on stage. The 7/8 of a gram= out of weed was so funny the way he did it on stage

Tom only gets to talk when he has guests and no Bert, lmao. Edit: I love Bert, I seen him in Independence MO, and he was so hilarious. So I love Bert and I'm ready to see Tom in CO this July!

@johnsutphin9400

Жыл бұрын

its gotten to where I usually skip the ones with bert lol

@theDouglar

Жыл бұрын

@@johnsutphin9400 frankly i don't hate bert but i agree with you

@micahclawrence

Жыл бұрын

No one hates Bert yet everyone kinda does

@brooklynmorgeson8617

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely I can see it. 🤣

@discordye4825

Жыл бұрын

@@micahclawrence I can't stand him. He's not funny...him and Brendan Schaub are painfully annoying.

“7/8s of a gram. Which means you are out” As I pull the nugs from my jar to grind up the popcorn buds 🤣🤣

I saw Ron White in the Hershey theater back around 2011. I'm still wiping my eyes because I cried so hard laughing that night

wow imagine the atmosphere in that place when Ron finally walked in... that must've been amazing.

and he made the show, what a legend

Ron White and John Daley seem like they’d get along well.

@RandomStranger246

Жыл бұрын

I think they golf together.

Ron White is a legend 🙌

So glad you had Ron White on the pod. He looks so much better now that he's not drinking & his Ayahuasca story is amazing. 💗

@Arthurian.

Жыл бұрын

I almost didn't recognize him. I only knew that was hit voice. He looks so good

@WBSlashH

Жыл бұрын

*Iowaska

@kingayy9267

Жыл бұрын

He looks very handsome! The white hair looks nice on him.

@troymartin4260

Жыл бұрын

Kinda looks like Angry Grandpa just a bit...

@MrScottsearles

9 ай бұрын

I would hang with him.

John Daly doing a great Ron White impersonation.

I got arrested for a joint in vero beach back in the 90s thankfully I beat the case because the judge wanted to give me 6 months this entire justice system is corrupt

Lol! This is the most I've heard Tom be able to speak on this pod 😂 Bert is exhausting!

@BeboRulz

Жыл бұрын

I haven't even watched yet while he was on and THIS is why. I had a feeling it was going to be nonstop him. He is either a cokehead or someone who CONSTANTLY needs attention OR BOTH. No thanks...

@kingayy9267

Жыл бұрын

@Bebo Rulz Doessn't he suffer a terrible drinking problem?

Oh thank goodness. When I read the title I thought this was some recent event and Ron White was in a whole lot of trouble. Glad this wasn't the case. Love me some Ron White. : )

New subscriber here, these Ron white videos are legendary!

So glad to have found this 🤣 it's got to be one of his funniest anecdotes 😂 Ron White for president 👍✌️

@lynnholley2573

Жыл бұрын

He'd get shit taken care of. And he wouldn't be "arrested in public" or private again!

7/8 of a gram. Absolutely insane. That's a joint. Not a fat one, either.

@williehart2479

Жыл бұрын

Nah thats a fat joint lol.

i lived in vero for 30 years and i was there when this happened. ron forgot to mention that he bought probably a dozen pizza's that was delivered to the jail booking department. lmao.

@sandraleigh4023

Жыл бұрын

A lady who works there mentioned it in a comment above. Ron isn't big on blowing his own horn unless it adds to the story/joke.

At the time this happened I worked in the Indian River Clerk's Office as a courtroom clerk in the Misdemeanor section. Imagine my surprise to see Ron White on the arraignments docket. LOL He never came to court because he didn't have to, but word around the street is that he was fantastic in lockup. He supposedly bought pizza for everyone at the station. That's what I heard. Pretty cool if it's true. Most people would be so aggravated they wouldn't show such grace. A+ for celebrity-public interactions. PS. The two misdemeanor judges who I worked for would have dressed down the officers for that much weed. Trust me. The judges get pissed when they have to deal with that nonsense. I wish you'd have fought it. I'm pretty sure they'd have dropped for that amount.

@hubriswonk

Жыл бұрын

Great post!

@ChronicBongitis420

Жыл бұрын

He had somewhere that he was contractually obliged to be so he just paid his bail cash and paid his fine. Not only did he send Pizza to the VBPD he also sent it to the county jail. VBPD refused the delivery, but the jail didn't, that is if I remember correctly.

@sandraleigh4023

Жыл бұрын

@@ChronicBongitis420 So dumb to refuse delivery of pizza!!! so I assume that came down from the same idiot Chief Barney Feif that made the cops bring him in!!

@zarasbazaar

Жыл бұрын

@@sandraleigh4023 Guess they wanted to keep their jobs, because accepting the pizza is accepting a bribe.

@sandraleigh4023

Жыл бұрын

@@zarasbazaar It's extreme. And your wrong. NOT a bribe if police involvement has concluded, which it had. Once they arrest, it's in the hands of the D.A. Police accept baked goods, pizza, other edibles all the time around here and not ONE person has ever accused the givers of manipulation.

Ron White was funny for about 15 minutes around 2004.

Perfect balance of what he says and how he says it. He’s in command of who he is, & where he’s at.

Thank You Ron and Tom for putting Vero to the map lol!

This man is did play a part in my plant medicine journey. one love

Born and raised here in Vero Beach and always thought it was cool knowing you went to school here

I could listen to Ron White for hours. Best story teller, or taler, ever. He would also make a good comedian.

@stacieknock5828

Жыл бұрын

Story Taler- nice!!!

@joyshulla5072

Жыл бұрын

He IS a Comedian!! 😚🤪

@charlesdaniels8181

Жыл бұрын

He is a comedian !?!

@MrScottsearles

9 ай бұрын

He is not a comedian? Had me fooled, he makes alot of $ and has his OWN plane.

Wow...just wow! I love Ron White... He's funny & honest.

Ron White is a real man, and props buddy if it is true on " goin' on the cag" . Your a good man Ron , take care sir.

Love the FedSmoker mugshot. Keep feathering it Ron!!

This interview made me subscribe

Long hair somehow suits him. He looks fantastic, good for him. Quitting any substances, especially shit you've been on for a long ass time is a nightmare. But once the hell is over, this amazing comfort comes over ya. And its a hard fought, but well worth it outcome.

@showproja

Жыл бұрын

Please. Give him a year and he'll be worse than ever.

@skeptischism1324

Жыл бұрын

@@showproja it really is awe inspiring to see such overwhelming positivity.

@skeptischism1324

Жыл бұрын

@@showproja Just out of morbid curiousity, is he your uncle twice removed or something? Who hurt you?!?!? And when you say "worse than ever" are we talking health, or a return to the bottle? Or maybe you're making a judgement on him using drugs? Or were you slighted by someone with an addiction who started doing good, relapsed so you are making a generalization on alcoholism (or addiction in general) and thus due to your own experience assume he will just be another who inevitably returns to it? I'm sincerely curious.

@kingayy9267

Жыл бұрын

@SkeptiSchism John here must be suffering some issues with themself, if they're so quick to try and trash a stranger for no conceivable reason. Let's hope they get better soon. Cool username you have, by the way.

Ha.. saw quite a few games in my youth at Dodgertown. It was one of the few places you could jump the fence (because it was so huge) and walk right up to watch a game. There was no outfield fence at the time so everything was open. You could actually talk to the players in the bullpen down the foul lines.

This episode was great

7/8th's of a gram? :) That's one helluva hilarious unit of weight.

@chalupacabrabatman7771

Жыл бұрын

I'm always asking for 5/16ths of a half gram. Yall don't bag up .035711g nickel bags??? Do you even drugs????

@hommee

Жыл бұрын

Must be a 70's thing cause it makes no sense. .10 is a gram so I dunno where the 8 comes from.

They caught em! THEY CAUGHT THE TATER!

If I were caught with a gram and a bag full of legal cash while traveling they'd put me in jail and confiscate my cash never to be seen again unless I were willing to pay thousands in legal fees to get it back. That's the way they roll these days unless you're famous. Nothing against Ron White.

@dustinlogan3826

Жыл бұрын

You don't have to be famous, you just have to be able to afford a GOOD lawyer

@koss04

Жыл бұрын

So true. There's so much wrong in this country. Even more important matters than civil forfeiture. But I hope it gets addressed within the decade. It has become just another revenue source for the city confiscating the money.

@TaraConti

Жыл бұрын

@@dustinlogan3826 Yeah but it still comes down to money. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@mondayquarterback9174

Жыл бұрын

@@dustinlogan3826 Did u read where he said "w/out costing...." What do u think a good lawyer costs? 🤔

@TheSighphiguy

Жыл бұрын

@@mondayquarterback9174 unless he wins,...then the lawyer is free!

Ron white is amazing. Stay up bro 🙏🏴‍☠️

Ron looking fantastic - great story about Ron's private plane.

For my 70th birthday this Oct. In Daytona my son got us tickets! So looking forward to this treat!

Ron White is looking Zeus-like these days. I dig it.

Love you Ron! All the best to you, always!

Im new to this channel and Im from Swe Then.... and while watching this I was like "when will they come to the arrestested-part cause of two beers, and what was or how does the higlight in One cave fit in to this story"

Ron White lookin like God

@trapchurches555

Жыл бұрын

He’s white tho ??

@JakeV.

Жыл бұрын

If Ron were God, I'd be so okay.

@chalupacabrabatman7771

Жыл бұрын

Morgan Freeman has entered the chat.

@nascarguy8072

Жыл бұрын

Looking good Ron

@MrScottsearles

9 ай бұрын

Peace, pot, and microdot!

I Freaking Luv Ron White and his outlooks on life's happenings!

Woe I haven't seen Ron White in a few years but he looks crazy different

@Blashmack

Жыл бұрын

Them isolation years aged people in a whole nother way

I live in on Hutchinson Island right next to vero, never heard this story!

Sometimes people will say look at all these people doing bad things. But to be hauled in for this. So cool to wait on Taytor

From the thumbnail of this video I didn’t even realize that was Ron at first, I thought it was Dog the Bounty Hunter.

hell yeah they stayed for 2 extra hours to see Ron White!! He's fucking hilarious!!!

Ron seems like such a good dude. I been trying to do Ayahuasca for a while now... His segments have me refocused to start saving up and make that happen. I figure 7 k round trip all these considered. Obviously not cheap and I won't be going next weekend... But plenty doable.

@goatpepperherbaltea7895

Жыл бұрын

Do you have to go to the jungle

@jamesphelps9573

Жыл бұрын

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 no there are basically resorts that put on the retreats.

@mikethomas6120

Жыл бұрын

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 there is an Ayuasca church a in Orlando that you can go to pretty cheap something like 1200 bucks. Look it up.

Love that story, my friend picked him up from jail and brought him to his driver.he put the story in his ft Pierce act that night. Legend!

Holy shit, I had no idea Tom was from Vero Beach. That place is the middle of NO WHERE it sucks SO BAD. I used to live there and currently live an hour north and that place is terrible. They have one main road and then the rest is essentially dirt roads

I seen Ron white here in S.C. with my husband a few years back at a theater that was torn down now but he was apsolutely hysterical!!!!! "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!!" 🤣 I love this man!!!! I been smoken since 13 It keeps the sanity in check of what's left of it 👻 so sorry this all happened to you good luck Ron and wish you alllllllllllll the love and best prayers for the holidays ✌️🖤 🧑‍🎄

The fact he still thinks those cops were on his side is amazing

@raleighpreston1902

Жыл бұрын

He's a rich white man, if course they were on his side

@sandraleigh4023

Жыл бұрын

Are you kidding??? You don't know how it works, do ya.

@cherishmerritt877

Жыл бұрын

A. They didn't kick the p!ss out of him. B. He was only delayed two hours.

@larrysmith5439

Жыл бұрын

If he wasnt famous.. different story!. No offence im a big ron white fan !!

imagine being in the audience waiting on ron white to get out of jail to come make you laugh......i bet that was an easy night!

@sandraleigh4023

Жыл бұрын

I've heard the story before but I don't remember the kids in the truck with the "Free Tater" signs!! That is hilarious!!!!

Amazing!

I lived here since 1993! Went to the gym…world gym all the time)

Heard Ron tell this story at least 5 times before. But it's still funny.

If it makes ya feel any better I spent the weekend in jail over a few pot seeds in hicktown Missouri about 15 years ago.

"He's a flight risk...Bring him in!"😂😂😂😂😂

locals around Martin County called it 'Zero Beach' it's such a small town

I can't believe I'm just now finding out Tom went to HS in Vero. I'm born and raised in Fellsmere. Never knew that

I would have immediately asked for a joint from anyone in the crowd at the show... then proceed to tell my tale.

Cops are not your friends no matter how lovable huggable and rich you may be.

Convinced Ron Whites whole life is a bit and thats a blessing for him and us all.

🤣🤣 this is freaking hilarious. I just moved to that area in the first week I was in town Ron White was playing at the same place in Fort pierce. I’ve been to that Vero airport.😂😂

Those laughter in background😂

Tres ermanos burritos down the street of the high school is amazing. Miss it.

New subscriber 🍿

I MISS RON!!! Hey from Atlanta!!!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞

Love the Florida State cap!

From Kalamazoo, Michigan. Lived around it my whole life. The day I heard Tim Allen was arrested with coke around here was fucking hilarious. Also Michigan is where Ozzy got married I think?

Ron looks great. Low-key surprised he's still alive

@a7xSkateboarding

Жыл бұрын

I feel like he's one of those people who could go through pretty much anything and come out fine, whereas 99% of everyone would be dead or doing a life sentence

It's crazy to hear about my city on 2 bears!

Holy shit drugs are good for you. Ron doesn’t look a day over 95 years old!

Vero Beach was my hometown. Graduation 1975 VBHS

Me too. They didn't let me off so easy.

I remember when this happened a bunch of us went to the jail holding signs and junk it was the talk of the town for a few months

Ahh, the legendary Mr. White. ❤️

Vero! Ft Pierce! Hutchinson Island! Port St. Lucie!....

Ron White is the most underrated comedian.

he has an incredible voice

His mugshot looks like Steve Bannon! Lol

The dodger thing made me think of how Oxnard CA has the Dallas cowboys camp.

If the facts are as portrayed and coming from a retired cop, this arrest was ridiculous. Ron white wasn’t flying the plane. Over cannabis. When I was on the job in Texas, where illegal still, I threw away 10 times this amount and let people go on their way. Why? Because the circumstances dictated it and I had more important things to tend to, like violent criminals don’t you know.

@kellidinit3725

Жыл бұрын

Here in Ohio, for a long time now, that’s a ticket.

@t045tSKT

Жыл бұрын

I get let go or given my weed back in Texas all the time. It's not an issue. As long as you're not carrying weight and it's obvious personal use, you get a pass.

@truthmarshal6627

Жыл бұрын

@@t045tSKT cannabis isn’t the issue with many cops on patrol these days.

@t045tSKT

Жыл бұрын

@@truthmarshal6627 also let me say honesty gets you far. Just be up front, they'll find it anyways.

@truthmarshal6627

Жыл бұрын

@@t045tSKT forgot to say that I have seen many deaths caused by socially accepted alcohol. And lives destroyed, like my grandparents.

Holy shit that mugshot 😭😂

I’m from fort pierce / vero beach also brother!!! And same age….probably partied together!

For general information: At Dennys or your favorite fine dining establishment: A small pack of sugar = one gram!!!.

Best voice ever

Had a great bowl of conch chowder in Vero once.

Wow, I didn't even know that was Ron White til he opened his mouth! I love his comedy, just the right amount of "dirty". LOL. FREE TATER!!!

Legendary storyteller..

thats that "i dunno when im gettin more stash"

Vero Beach!!!

Idk how many times I've heard this story.

The cops on the scene said it was no big deal, then the chief at the station is saying bring him in....meaning....between those two periods of time, somebody who said it was no big deal then called it in. Why?