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“Excuse me. There’s a sign that says do not drink the sprinkler water, so I made some tea with it and now I have an infection.” 😂😂

@winteralabel7249

3 жыл бұрын

"sun tea" which means she didn't boil it.

@BeJeweled28

2 жыл бұрын

"are you listening to me? SIR?!?”

@caeleybaines7376

2 жыл бұрын

It kills me cause people are actually like this!

@tiktaktictac

2 жыл бұрын

you just make me realize I've always been too busy laughing at Ron spinning away to notice this hell of a line

@dkxja3

2 жыл бұрын

also him spinning faster & faster in the chair once she started jogging had me dying laughing when I had seen that episode the 1st time🤣🤣 still does just about every time I see it even to this day lmaoo honestly Parks & Rec will always be one of my top 3 favorite tv shows😍

"Always give 100%. Giving 110 is impossible and anyone who suggests it is an idiot" Best advice I've ever gotten

@maxb5201

2 жыл бұрын

So Hank Hill is an idiot then?

@HauntingPeace

2 жыл бұрын

Limmy agrees

@Fizz-Pop

Жыл бұрын

I've never understood this idea that you can give more than the maximum. You cannot. Annoys me everytime I see it.

@lawrencestanley8989

Жыл бұрын

It's not impossible, it just involves going into debt.

@jdspencer60

Жыл бұрын

If you try to fill a glass with 110% of it's capacity, you waste it - that's how it was put to me by a very wise person a long time ago

"I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm." True story.

@Zero.timelord

2 жыл бұрын

Mood

@THESLlCK

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zero.timelord mood?

@E.after.D.I.am.T.H

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, stop talking. Get out 😂

@Notreallyhereanymore

2 жыл бұрын

One of my favourite quotes

@christopherbeddoe406

Жыл бұрын

Had a speaker come into our work and tried to tell us we shouldn't ever tell people no. 🤣 Lol. What sort of everyone wins at soccer B.S. is that.

I love how proud he is of April when she calls him by the wrong name

When Ron is doing the yoga and doesn’t get it because he’s already enlightened through other things. So funny

@incognito3402

2 жыл бұрын

yoga =/= enlightenment lol

@PatTheRiot

2 жыл бұрын

Ron doesn't need yoga to medidate. He's medidating 24/7.

@Octavian999

2 жыл бұрын

You missed the joke, Ron literally meditated there. Meditation IS breathing with minimal thoughts in your head, Ron literally mastered meditation on his first try and he doesn't even realize it. That's the joke, that he actually did meditate without knowing about it.

@Stratocaster893

2 жыл бұрын

@@Octavian999 Correct. The joke is that he refuses to participate but in his refusal he meditates like a pro.

@Octavian999

2 жыл бұрын

@@Stratocaster893 exactly!

The irony is that Ron was shown to be one of the government's most valuable assets, as his no-nonsense attitude to resource usage meant the P&R department's budget was properly controlled while the rest ballooned.

@Delightfully_Bitchy

2 жыл бұрын

The show really was an idealization of how government worked: Despite the many diverse backgrounds of its workers, including people who hated the government, it all came together because the workers cared about something. Whether that be the civilians or each other, it was the caring that worked.

@fadedjem

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Delightfully_Bitchy Very true. The show could so easily have been "Leslie Knope gradually fixes a group of broken people who don't care about government", but it never descends to this. The writers recognise that Leslie's dream government would be just as dystopian as Ron's.

@Delightfully_Bitchy

2 жыл бұрын

@@fadedjem Well said.

@johnnymcblaze

Жыл бұрын

@@Delightfully_Bitchy Thats the whole point. The media is used to give people false opinions. It's a verifiable fact that no politician leaves office poorer than when they came in. Its the opposite in fact.

@chillchinna4164

Жыл бұрын

@@fadedjem Ron’s is a Utopian paradise though.

dude the fact that ron swanson a known carnivore 100% was willing enough to eat a banana for his family and actually did it is admirable, ron swanson we salute you o7

@bryceaugust3329

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t watch the show, isn’t he eating doughnuts in one of the first clips

@duatia5315

Жыл бұрын

@@bryceaugust3329 doesn’t count, doughnuts are delicious

@imneveruploadinghere7180

Жыл бұрын

@@bryceaugust3329 he doesn't like eating healthy stuff. That's why he sent a negative review to a vegetable farm.

@enlightendbel

Жыл бұрын

His wife at that point was played by Lucy Lawless. You'd eat a banana for less.

@GodwynDi

2 ай бұрын

​@@imneveruploadinghere7180 Meat is healthy

"I'd work all night, if it meant nothing got done."--Ron "the King" Swanson

@Zero.timelord

2 жыл бұрын

Mood

@THESLlCK

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zero.timelord stop spamming

He’s like Garfield in human form

@kaelkirkby9191

2 жыл бұрын

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN SEE IT AAAAAAAUUUUUEEEEEEGHHHHHH!! THEY WERE RIGHT I COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

@bwingbwinggwiyomi

2 жыл бұрын

they have a similar face lool

@BlueyyMC

2 жыл бұрын

How does this have 200 likes LOL

@ludmillagutomo

2 жыл бұрын

this is so accurate 😂😂😂

@Notreallyhereanymore

Жыл бұрын

I can already see it

if you don't believe in love, what's the point of living - Swanson

“What constitutes a promise?” -A quid pro quo “Oh, do you speak latin?”

@hasan_z

2 жыл бұрын

i didn't get the exchange, i know this is a ron quote, but the response... a quid pro quo is not a promise?

@anushraregmi3218

2 жыл бұрын

@@hasan_z I think it's the definition based on the context of the question before

@JW--dc8ri

2 жыл бұрын

The only witness I enjoy being is a hostile one

@whatever96

2 жыл бұрын

@@hasan_z Ron doesn't want to be a witness so he is being a hostile witness by answering every question he is asked with a question.

@yourmum69_420

2 жыл бұрын

where's the joke?

The banana segment is so sweet, with him pulling out the picture of Xena and her daughters.

@shakeelsheikh750

Жыл бұрын

Things we do for love, Jamie Lannister

The banana on the burgers is actually a very valid option for the potasium if he's otherwise healty

@baxterbotox7661

3 жыл бұрын

And his test results showed that he is (somehow) very healthy outside of having slightly low potassium

@HenryVarn

2 жыл бұрын

That actually sounds like it would be really good, that or maybe a plantain.

@louacac3237

2 жыл бұрын

and putting banana on your food is quite delicious just not with every option

@dommyboysmith

2 жыл бұрын

@@louacac3237 goes great with peanut butter or Nutella. 👍

@louacac3237

2 жыл бұрын

@@dommyboysmith i bet but i kinda was referring to salty food. will try with nutella for sure

"I have one bowl" That was totally me when I first moved out on my own.

@spartin1173

Жыл бұрын

You actually used a bowl? I had one pot i cooked then ate out of because i was too lazy to wash any other dishes

@SolidDragonUK

Жыл бұрын

Me rn

@joe42m13

Жыл бұрын

Same, mine even said "BOWL" on the side

@thatguyoverthere2288

Жыл бұрын

When an ex left she took all the gaudy silverware she bought. I was left with a titanium spork. I'm very fond of that spork.

@spartin1173

Жыл бұрын

A titanium spork is all you needed really

That nod after he ate the banana burger will never stop making me laugh, just going "yes, this is the way"

@Sierra.Foxtrot

2 жыл бұрын

Ron (to the banana): "I can eat you up warm, or i can eat you up cold."

"If you don't believe in love what's the point of living" This is a character which manages to be better than most out of personality alone his character development and history is like a seasoning in that there are many pockets of it which just makes him all the more enjoyable, and huge props to Nick Offerman who's delivery of it all just makes him steal the show more often than not

Ron Swanson is my spirit animal

@AntiqueOphilia95

3 жыл бұрын

Same tho

@clintelkins9630

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@chrisbingley

2 жыл бұрын

Me too, buddy.

@karenmarsh1067

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisbingley 6:12 that’s the mating call

@prxducerhxktxk

2 жыл бұрын

I’m just waiting for someone to say that’s offensive 😂😂

I always found, "It's f*cking milk," to be the most relatable thing he's ever said.

I just think it’s so heartwarming when he says “would I get married again? Of course I would. If you don’t believe in love, what’s the point of living?” just after saying he wants to use his last breathe to tell his ex wives to go to hell

“We still never talk sometimes” implies that there are times where they do talk. That’s adorable

I’d be pretty confused and mad too if I came to work and found someone gave me that circular table.😑 I also feel Ron’s pain at expecting steak and finding mushrooms instead.😣 Poor guy.

@mx_nana_banana

2 жыл бұрын

Me too, if I want steak, I’m having steak, no questions asked

@michaels3449

2 жыл бұрын

@@mx_nana_banana tough guy

@mackjones8934

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I LOVE portobello mushrooms. If I can put em on my steak.

@Chrono_Mitsurugi

2 жыл бұрын

the worst part was, if i remember correctly, Ron was offered steak. So he was lied to.

@thibautisserant

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chrono_Mitsurugi Chris has a very bad habit of promising food then "surprising" people with a different, healthier option. He did the same with cake.

I love how he says the most outrageous stuff and his facial expression NEVER CHANGES

My favorite of these clips is Ron saying that he wasn't meditating and then describing exactly what meditating is

"so i made some tea with it" had me screaming!!

@Chrono_Mitsurugi

2 жыл бұрын

sun tea

@AerCloud

2 жыл бұрын

People really do be like this

If you promise steaks, don't bring mushrooms.

@tobymoore2185

2 жыл бұрын

There like two completely different foods one grows on damp trees and the other is perfect

@mx_nana_banana

2 жыл бұрын

@@tobymoore2185 Ron, is that you?

@LuthiersApprentice

2 жыл бұрын

@@tobymoore2185 To be fair, he said “we can fire up the grill”. The word steak was never said.

@Vogalos

2 жыл бұрын

@@LuthiersApprentice Although I don't think this is the first time he has tried to press healhier options on others

@joekerr5418

2 жыл бұрын

It's literally being a decent human being 101

The episode where Ron gets a cold and Anne is surprised his cholesterol was fine is actual accurate. Their have been several indigenous tribes and many towns in the far north that have lived of off almost entirely meat and fish with very little supplements, mainly in the form of alcohol for drinking. So his health is accurate.

@matt961234567

2 жыл бұрын

@Russell Haupenthal tupac's girlfriend's little sister

@FATHOLLYWOODB123

7 ай бұрын

North American Native Americans if there in the US or First Nations if there in Canada are not indigenous. They crossed over a land bridge that used to connect what is today Alaska to Siberia. They are immigrants just like the rest of us.

@bigdog1002

6 ай бұрын

Fish for sport only.. fish meat is practically a vegetable

“It’s not a parks thing, it’s against like, 3 laws and a dozen health code violations.”

@faustosar6151

11 ай бұрын

Stupid laws and codes.

8:11 - Andy's face at this part lmao. He's just waiting for Ron to cave someone's face in. 😂

@chrisjackson1889

8 ай бұрын

8:17😂😂😂

The shoe shine bit gets me everytime hahaha

@dinglejono

2 жыл бұрын

I don't believe what I just saw - I'm with Andy in the "what the f**k, man!" group

are we gonna ignore Jerry's murder rant?

@karenwolsey2283

2 жыл бұрын

"Kyle has parked in my space, and that's the 4th time this month. It makes me want to choke him until he passes out!"--Jerry/Gary/Terry/Larry

Ron just casually hitting a bullseye at 1:27 mark

@Chrono_Mitsurugi

2 жыл бұрын

@@MultiSLASHMAN its a TV show.

@THESLlCK

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chrono_Mitsurugi you can't fake that

@Chrono_Mitsurugi

2 жыл бұрын

@@THESLlCK The person i replied to said the shot was edited.

@THESLlCK

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chrono_Mitsurugi regardless...

@jakepullman4914

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chrono_Mitsurugi I think it would be easier and cheaper just to record until he got a bullseye rather than bother with trick editing.

"Sorry I was talking to these ribs" haha I dont remember that one that's pretty good

That entire spinning chair bit is an all-time comedy bit lol. The writing, the performance, the execution, just perfect!

6:25 I love Andy's face. Just staring up at Ron having a wordless conversation "You and I both know I don't have the mental maturity to handle what just happened. So let's just not say anything."

I love the smile Ron gets when April calls him Lester

I don’t regret watching this video. The end.

@aditimishra7498

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Ben

Oh Sprinkler Tea Lady why are you the way you are?

@jacksongibbs8998

2 жыл бұрын

Presumably, she died from her infection.

"There's a sign... that says, 'Do not drink the sprinkler water' so I made sun tea with it and now I have an infection." - Lemme guess, you ate paint chips at your public school during recess?

@nateb6883

2 жыл бұрын

Rewatch with CC on

@Chrono_Mitsurugi

2 жыл бұрын

Sun Tea

@currentlyintoomanyfandoms2505

2 жыл бұрын

It’s even worse, it’s sun tea. She didn’t even boil the water like- that a dumb on dumb crime.

@oxymoronicify

2 жыл бұрын

This is a valid representation of exactly how stupid people can be. I work in the government, and this just nails it. It is impossible to foolproof anything, no matter how simple it is.

@mikeschmidt4624

2 жыл бұрын

Not only did she make tea out of sprinkler water, she also chose the most dangerous way to prepare it lmao

I never watched this show but I love this Ron Swanson character. I've been binge-watching compilations of him ever since a friend of mine send me a short yesterday of him throwing his computer in a dumpster after learning about cookies.

@jbarnes8

Жыл бұрын

Watch more than JUST Ron. Almost everyone if you speak in code. Listen.

@lievenyperman9363

Жыл бұрын

@@jbarnes8 I have watched a little bit since my original comment. I like Ron and Aubrey Plaza's character, the rest of it I could do without.

8:17 You know it can’t be good when Andy makes that face.

The shoe shining scene is so funny 😂🤣

"we stan a relatable king" for a guy that would despise you for saying that very, extremely terrible thing.

@spartin1173

Жыл бұрын

Not even for the words in the sentence but just because you were speaking in audible range

I kind of want to pull the "give me all the bacon an eggs you have" move one day. Seems like a lot of fun.

0:36 i have always wondered if she broke character from just saying those few line. It’d take me many tries! 😂😂

meditates for 6 hours without noticing. lives with very few material possessions. loves nature.. ladies and gentlemen.. ron is a buddhist

The 1 bowl speaks to me. I almost always use the same bowl for my cereal.

As an employee who only ever speaks when spoken too, Ron would be the perfect boss for me.

1:39 lmao, for those who don't know when meditating you're supposed to clear your mind and think no thoughts. And that's exactly what he did 😂

We Still Never Talk Sometimes sounds like an early Drake record not gonna lie.

Ron showing us the correct way to eat bananas

@arielbanks5557

3 жыл бұрын

It's just a banana 🍌, grow up🙄

@joshmitchell5654

2 жыл бұрын

@@arielbanks5557 we can't all eat bananas without chewing like you can.

@arielbanks5557

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshmitchell5654 oh you wanna go there?

@joshmitchell5654

2 жыл бұрын

@@arielbanks5557 yes

@arielbanks5557

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshmitchell5654 well like I said, eating bananas isn't hard at all. Hell, your mother's very experienced and even your grandmother, because she has no teeth. HA

0:06 "I'm just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me." Words to live by😉

The jogging lady at 0:58 is the OG Karen

@karenwolsey2283

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno, she seems more like a Gladys or Eunice to me :)

@JustAnotherAccount8

2 жыл бұрын

@@karenwolsey2283 gladys... you Australian? theres an incompetant gladys in charge of NSW here

Sir, sir? Are- are you listening to me sir?!

Him trying to eat the banana was hilarious 😂

Ron and April's relationship is very wholesome

The 9 unlikes are Jeremy jamm on many different acoounts

Him not wanting to talk to people and not wanting to work whatsoever is story of my life😣

@rrrrrfffff

2 жыл бұрын

He has great work ethic. He works very hard to take down the government from the inside 👍

It’s weird how an extremely conservative and mild 50-year-old is so relatable to people in their twenties lol

@thomasconrad7998

2 жыл бұрын

More like an ultra libertarian with a focus on individual excellence lol

@013aanikhfds

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasconrad7998 no not like conservative politically, personality wise

@PatTheRiot

2 жыл бұрын

It's weird how ignant kids are still arrogant thinking their personal perception is the world everybody lives in

@2bitmarketanarchist337

2 жыл бұрын

Its almost like people are people

@supremelordoftheuniverse5449

2 жыл бұрын

Why weird

6:16 sounds exactly like the cow from minecraft

Ron Swanson is my idol.

I love Ron As a character. He believes in love. He is a stoic man yet somehow whimsically creative.

I feel the same way about bananas

@karenwolsey2283

2 жыл бұрын

I feel his pain. Love the first bite, that he just lets fall out of his mouth. :))

You can see the other actors trying not to laugh in a few scenes and I love it

I know what I’m about son 🙌🏼

The shoe shine must've been real good...

"Be icecream or be nothing." ~Ron Swanson

I‘ve never watched a second of Parks & Recs but this man is my spirit animal

@martyhalloway7935

2 жыл бұрын

It’s best to watch the show before claiming such things

@mukehunter8131

2 жыл бұрын

@@martyhalloway7935 nah, he's right

Best permit notes ever been made.

Ok but Nick Offerman is such a great actor, at the end when he goes "It's s- It's so beautiful" it genuinely brings tears to my eyes.

At 7:13 Yeah! Tell'im Ron!

Be ice cream or be nothing

"I have one bowl." Me too Mr. Swanson. Me too.

@9:11 most intense scene ive ever seen acted

I love how at 0:46, the lady looks like she's about to throw a fit, but then just starts jogging so she can keep pace with Ron's spinning

That banana bit kills me

9:31 I relate to that in a spiritual level. The best present = money. No reason to make a fuss about it, to assume or predict stuff, etc.. just give money as a present and problem solved!

0:29 Garfield saying: what the f is this? Me: looking at my class at school.

That bullseye will never cease to amaze me

“Alright, party time.” In the most monotone way possible, lmaoooo 💀💀💀

"all the bacon and eggs you have" it's scary because he doesn't know how much that is

I swear him, squidward, and Garfield would have a great conversation.

@rainstorm_jo

Жыл бұрын

this is the most underrated comment... pure brilliance.

"I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done" lmao one of his best

I love how Ron got a bullseye at 1:27

yoooooo...the shoe shine scene....im in stitches...lol

I love Donna in the backround trying not to laugh 😂😂😂

"What about my office; and its many walls?"

"No I was not meditating" Then proceeds to explain that meditating is exactly what he was doing.

The banana scene has almost no dialogue and yet I was squealing the whole time lol brilliant

Imagine Ron in like the wild west era like rdr

"These will not be necessary." Ron Swanson is, arguably, the greatest television sitcom character ever.

@sunshineman5640

Жыл бұрын

Isn’t everybody lol

i loved his over the top dramatic reaction to Chris's portobello mushrooms

He and captain Holt are the same.

@martyhalloway7935

2 жыл бұрын

Not at all

@anemotionalcapricorn

2 жыл бұрын

same monotonic tone, different morals, both still are hilarious :))

I love Chris's face @4:58. Just hilarious. Like "What did I do?"

Ron’s the king. Ron’s personality is a mirror image to my inner voice. EXCTLY. It’s scary amazing

1:26 nobody gonna talk about how good this dart throw was?

I couldn't get into the show but this is the funniest and the most dead pan satire Ive ever seen...How can something be ridiculous and relatable at the same time :)

Ron is the hero we need but don't deserve. ❤

Ron trying to eat a banana 🍌 😂😂 so funny!

I love that Ron throws a bullseye and no shits were given