RollPlay One Shots: Die-Kea2 - Part 1

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Second time dungeon master Crendor guides Dodger, Strippin, Jesse Cox, and itmeJP in a post apocalyptic swedish superstore... for the second time.

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  • @deadeye0o
    @deadeye0o6 жыл бұрын

    i swear the best part of those diekea things are the rolls for mutations

  • @ping5440
    @ping54406 жыл бұрын

    JP-The Electric Weather Man Jesse-The Guy In The Background Strippin- The Tortured Soul Dodger- The All Powerful OP Blood Mage

  • @lufwen9776
    @lufwen97766 жыл бұрын

    Not the One-Shot we expected, but the one we really wanted.

  • @mizerablegit4720

    @mizerablegit4720

    6 жыл бұрын

    Not the one-shot we wanted, but the one-shot we deserve

  • @TheMightyEpicspencer

    @TheMightyEpicspencer

    6 жыл бұрын

    A One-Shot, to be sure, but a welcome one.

  • @jgroth3906

    @jgroth3906

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's the one shot Roplay fans deserve. And also the one we need right now.

  • @Hilipinapixili

    @Hilipinapixili

    6 жыл бұрын

    I don't think it's the one-shot we deserve. We're not worthy.

  • @PublicREC.

    @PublicREC.

    3 жыл бұрын

    MOMCrundor

  • @Pienimusta
    @Pienimusta6 жыл бұрын

    Cox n Crendor Feat. Dodger, Strippin, JP. Also 2 minutes of RollPlay.

  • @thatw3irdguy2k
    @thatw3irdguy2k6 жыл бұрын

    "Meatballs have gravy blood." Crendor, 2017

  • @Considerers
    @Considerers6 жыл бұрын

    I very rarely laugh untill i cry, but shit that was funny when strippin was rolling his mutations

  • @Talius10
    @Talius106 жыл бұрын

    Nobody seemed to take into account that, as a sloth, Crendor has a slower metabolism and thus can go without food for a longer period of time.

  • @thecreeperbatch
    @thecreeperbatch6 жыл бұрын

    Crying laughing at Sam's mutations, I can't

  • @Multiminded
    @Multiminded6 жыл бұрын

    We all got to watch Dodger die a little inside when Uncrustables came up.

  • @splurgabonnnephlhogg3000
    @splurgabonnnephlhogg30006 жыл бұрын

    I haven't watched crendor in months and I never realized how much I missed him

  • @krausier
    @krausier6 жыл бұрын

    God damn it crendor you derailed this adventure 25 minutes before it started you a master of your craft.

  • @HellMuttCoppersnake
    @HellMuttCoppersnake6 жыл бұрын

    Can we just have a show when they roll random mutations forever, because this is bloody hilarious!

  • @passdoutcouchpotatos
    @passdoutcouchpotatos6 жыл бұрын

    Goddamnit crendor lol Meatball stoppage, adam would be rolling in his metaphorical grave

  • @keBlueRose
    @keBlueRose6 жыл бұрын

    omg sam's mutations... I laughed so hard my throat hurts

  • @Neoboo297
    @Neoboo2976 жыл бұрын

    The moment I saw this in my inbox I started preparing my excuses for when I wake up the rest of the house with laughter.

  • @blackmetalops4415
    @blackmetalops44156 жыл бұрын

    Long face, long neck, double-jointed but missing a leg, sadist.

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire6 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, after how psychotic Jesse was being last time, these are the mutations he deserved. Also, who is he kidding with that Honey Badger heaven remark. There's no way that Wildcard went anywhere but hell after murdering and attempting to murder many people.

  • @Flupp1

    @Flupp1

    6 жыл бұрын

    he was a psychotic honey badger, hell is heaven for him

  • @patu8010

    @patu8010

    6 жыл бұрын

    Do you mean Jesse deserved it or Wildcard deserved it? Because I think he played the hyper empathy pretty well last time. You can't just create random eldritch abominations and expect them to play nice.

  • @ricomarez7834
    @ricomarez78346 жыл бұрын

    I died at "long face"

  • @arla61
    @arla616 жыл бұрын

    Everyone please do lots of fan art of this series... This is amazing

  • @vancecrawford8626
    @vancecrawford86266 жыл бұрын

    The best train wreck of a adventure returns. Love it

  • @GingerDwarf
    @GingerDwarf6 жыл бұрын

    It's back boys. The series the world has been waiting for.

  • @Cozmosus
    @Cozmosus6 жыл бұрын

    Crendor is literally the best DM I have ever seen.

  • @patu8010
    @patu80106 жыл бұрын

    I could watch a whole show where they just roll mutations :D

  • @ezragoldberg
    @ezragoldberg6 жыл бұрын

    my face hurts from laughing so hard

  • @samvente1261
    @samvente12616 жыл бұрын

    8:55 I think you guys broke Dodger

  • @winterfire567
    @winterfire5676 жыл бұрын

    Out of all the things I never knew I wanted, this is the one I wanted most, I think.

  • @C_Bat
    @C_Bat6 жыл бұрын

    Bjorn is basically a 3-legged alpaca with detachable limbs.

  • @bldarkman
    @bldarkman6 жыл бұрын

    This was absolutely amazing.

  • @DwylerA
    @DwylerA6 жыл бұрын

    IT RETURNS

  • @Never_heart
    @Never_heart6 жыл бұрын

    Don't worry JP we all thought it was a fever dream

  • @zelthar125
    @zelthar1256 жыл бұрын

    I legit screamed out loud when I saw this in my sub

  • @Queesh2
    @Queesh23 жыл бұрын

    Finally decided to clean out some of my Watch Later folder. Watched Die-Kea3 yesterday.

  • @mizerablegit4720
    @mizerablegit47206 жыл бұрын

    *DIE-KEA 2, DIE HARDER!*

  • @tomaszskowronski1406

    @tomaszskowronski1406

    5 жыл бұрын

    Still waiting for DIE-KEA 3: With a Vengance

  • @SoulSlesh
    @SoulSlesh6 жыл бұрын

    yessss more Crendor

  • @CthulhuOnCam
    @CthulhuOnCam6 жыл бұрын

    Oh wow. I wanna see fan art of Sams character

  • @Kalibby22
    @Kalibby222 жыл бұрын

    i cannot believe Good Game was 5 years ago

  • @ping5440
    @ping54406 жыл бұрын

    Its the all star cast

  • @hawkarm6604
    @hawkarm66046 жыл бұрын

    10/10 best rollplay EVER!!! and i didn't watch it yet!!

  • @arcadegel
    @arcadegel6 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone know if the mutation list their using is available somewhere? I really want to do my own Die-kea-esc campaign with my friends, so I tried looking online and can't find it.

  • @DarkBath
    @DarkBath6 жыл бұрын

    I love JP's laughter)

  • @squallerrleon
    @squallerrleon6 жыл бұрын

    Burlington Croak Factory

  • @dejac5328
    @dejac53286 жыл бұрын

    i just opened my subs and saw this and literal fell over IM SO EXCITED WTF

  • @darklajid
    @darklajid4 жыл бұрын

    55:10 "And then you realize, you all have a little chain thing across your leg".. my immediate thought: Which of the 4, no 3, no 2, no .. wait how unlucky is Sam if that thing would literally be on the one limb he has this moment? :)

  • @Emerieos
    @Emerieos6 жыл бұрын

    40:52 the best time from there on :D

  • @Hwyadylaw
    @Hwyadylaw6 жыл бұрын

    Variera = (to) Vary Vardagen = The Weekday Storhögen (place name) = The Big-pile Fjädermoln = Feather Cloud Svirvel = ??? (I think it's fishing related) statistik V2 med crendor = statistics V2 with crendor

  • @nickhanley6047
    @nickhanley60476 жыл бұрын

    Why isn't Crendor in every video?

  • @zala5235
    @zala52356 жыл бұрын

    49:55 The Best x)

  • @owlbear3937
    @owlbear39376 жыл бұрын

    Am I in heaven now?

  • @CapainUnderpants
    @CapainUnderpants6 жыл бұрын

    Drink and DRINK. Totally different words.

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale6 жыл бұрын

    ...Holy shit Dodger just got Vector powers. Thank god she's not Jesse.

  • @gremlin4304
    @gremlin43046 жыл бұрын

    Didn't even need to watch the video to drop a like

  • @dylanpugh4717
    @dylanpugh47176 жыл бұрын

    What's the list that use for the mutations?

  • @RambleOn07
    @RambleOn076 жыл бұрын

    First half hour is the content i live on

  • @xeonicus1
    @xeonicus16 жыл бұрын

    I had to hit pause because I couldn't see through the tears of laughter.

  • @pyrotay2906
    @pyrotay29066 жыл бұрын

    What system are they using for this?

  • @tomaszskowronski1406
    @tomaszskowronski14066 жыл бұрын

    WHAAAAT? There's Die-Kea 2?

  • @Smikay
    @Smikay6 жыл бұрын

    Fairy and ferry? Definitely sound different, maybe an American thing not pronouncing the double r

  • @SangoProductions213

    @SangoProductions213

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh, thought she way trying to say "Fairy and Faerie."

  • @drakozash8153

    @drakozash8153

    6 жыл бұрын

    Arnold Poluska I thinks it's just Dodger and Crendor thing. I'm American and I've always said them differently.

  • @We1mann

    @We1mann

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fairy is pronouced /ˈfeəri/, while ferry is pronounced /ˈferi/. In standard British English, it's indeed different.

  • @crazyswifter66

    @crazyswifter66

    6 жыл бұрын

    There is a difference but its too slight for some people to notice.

  • @LForiginality

    @LForiginality

    6 жыл бұрын

    I felt Sam's pain. T__T

  • @liimahumala
    @liimahumala6 жыл бұрын

    Awesome!

  • @changelingnoxus5242
    @changelingnoxus52426 жыл бұрын

    Its People! But can you tell why Kids love the taste of Soylent Green! Welcome to the Soylent cast.

  • @EchoInTheNight
    @EchoInTheNight6 жыл бұрын

    Anyone have a link to that escape room that Dodger was talking about?

  • @thegreatsagesun

    @thegreatsagesun

    6 жыл бұрын

    www.twitch.tv/videos/166826052

  • @Moldymessiah98
    @Moldymessiah986 жыл бұрын

    Yaaaaaas diekea 2 is the best weirdest jankiest funny shit ever

  • @rune2bias
    @rune2bias6 жыл бұрын

    Fuck yeah! One Shots!

  • @ShawnRTragedy
    @ShawnRTragedy6 жыл бұрын

    The best Soylent ad ever, I'm buying two cases

  • @Branches75
    @Branches756 жыл бұрын

    UNCRUSTABLES CONVERSATION!!!! YES!!!!!!

  • @josebarger6020
    @josebarger60206 жыл бұрын

    Oh God not again!!!!! Lol😂😂😂😂😂

  • @linch5x5
    @linch5x56 жыл бұрын

    where are all these mutations from?

  • @stiffkix
    @stiffkix6 жыл бұрын

    not a bear, much more than that its more like a giraffe aardvark. :0

  • @jabberwocky3269
    @jabberwocky32696 жыл бұрын

    Can anyone link me the escape room vod that theyre talking about please?

  • @muteaesop

    @muteaesop

    6 жыл бұрын

    www.twitch.tv/videos/166826052

  • @jabberwocky3269

    @jabberwocky3269

    6 жыл бұрын

    bless, thanks my dude

  • @Zakhaedrun
    @Zakhaedrun6 жыл бұрын

    The reason Starbucks water tastes so good is because all water at every location is triple filtered so it tastes very crisp and clean.

  • @ELVIStheDotA
    @ELVIStheDotA6 жыл бұрын

    Goddamn them mutations.

  • @theyxaj
    @theyxaj6 жыл бұрын

    Rolling mutations killed me...

  • @samvente1261
    @samvente12616 жыл бұрын

    This is such a dumpster fire, and I love it

  • @clydenorthrup5484
    @clydenorthrup54846 жыл бұрын

    Start at 26:47

  • @garfieldfann10
    @garfieldfann106 жыл бұрын

    What table were they using to roll their mutations?

  • @kitt5208

    @kitt5208

    6 жыл бұрын

    James Nichols I have no idea. I've searched for it time and time again and have found nothing near it.

  • @bookwu5133

    @bookwu5133

    6 жыл бұрын

    James Nichols the comments on the first one said that they got the mutations from metamorphica

  • @JaninaStormborn
    @JaninaStormborn6 жыл бұрын

    Crendor

  • @TheOnlyGhxst
    @TheOnlyGhxst6 жыл бұрын

    I love uncrustables, especially the half frozen ones.

  • @FlyonsSpirit
    @FlyonsSpirit6 жыл бұрын

    DONT LEFT OR RIGHT THE AUDIO JP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @cuoptrader
    @cuoptrader6 жыл бұрын

    This is too funny!!

  • @PeacefulPagoda
    @PeacefulPagoda6 жыл бұрын

    THERE'S ANOTHER DIE-KEA?!

  • @manemanera
    @manemanera6 жыл бұрын

    Where can I find the escape room video?

  • @PandeyNisheeth

    @PandeyNisheeth

    6 жыл бұрын

    manemanera Its a vod on dodger's twitch channel. Its from August 14th.

  • @manemanera

    @manemanera

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thank you!

  • @rune2bias
    @rune2bias6 жыл бұрын

    I want their fucking mutant table! anybody?

  • @necktye1315
    @necktye13156 жыл бұрын

    Where are these rules coming from?

  • @thehobdaaay
    @thehobdaaay6 жыл бұрын

    Is there a list of the 1000 mutations?

  • @eduardopaz-aguirre9505

    @eduardopaz-aguirre9505

    6 жыл бұрын

    thehobdaaay it's the metamorphica

  • @thehobdaaay

    @thehobdaaay

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thank you, sir!!

  • @tomaszskowronski1406

    @tomaszskowronski1406

    5 жыл бұрын

    While searching for metamorphica i found some custom mutations table, so i rolled to see what would i get. Its not even Jesse level of bad, i pulled a total Strippin "Palsied. Flesh twitches, fingers tap, legs bend. Dexterity becomes 2" "Two Necks. Attached to one head. Tricky to decapitate. Can sing in harmony with self." "Bloated Tongue. Doesn't fit in your mouth. Makes speaking difficult." "Uncertain Flesh. Each morning, Save or mutate." "Evil Eye. One of your eyes becomes black and weeps tar-like tears." If you're interested- coinsandscrolls.blogspot.com/2018/01/osr-1d500-biological-mutations.html coinsandscrolls.blogspot.com/2018/04/osr-1d500-supernatural-mutations.html

  • @jgroth3906
    @jgroth39066 жыл бұрын

    Die Kea 2? Is it Christmas?

  • @Multi_Plays
    @Multi_Plays6 жыл бұрын

    what system is this?

  • @kylesmith9696

    @kylesmith9696

    6 жыл бұрын

    MultiGK8 I believe its mutant future

  • @jgroth3906

    @jgroth3906

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mutant Future. It's actually a really fun system I think.

  • @Never_heart

    @Never_heart

    6 жыл бұрын

    I believe it is what happens when you snort the ashes of a cocaine addicted unicorn.

  • @ccraneem7894
    @ccraneem78945 жыл бұрын

    RIP good game

  • @SketchingPandaRen
    @SketchingPandaRen6 жыл бұрын

    Dodger too OP, never nerf.

  • @MooseRouse
    @MooseRouse6 жыл бұрын

    YES

  • @NeRoman-hb9gk
    @NeRoman-hb9gk6 жыл бұрын

    Do I need to watch the first one first?????

  • @Golfbob

    @Golfbob

    6 жыл бұрын

    NeRoman 12345 month late, but no. I’d highly recommend it though.

  • @staticsight
    @staticsight6 жыл бұрын

    Let'a go, time for more bullshit

  • @seraphilight
    @seraphilight6 жыл бұрын

    Stream your cooking. Ez.

  • @sirgency6455
    @sirgency64556 жыл бұрын

    What game is this based on?

  • @toshizue8627

    @toshizue8627

    6 жыл бұрын

    I believe it's apocalypse world. Might be mistaken.

  • @pizzajam

    @pizzajam

    6 жыл бұрын

    Its mutant future

  • @toshizue8627

    @toshizue8627

    6 жыл бұрын

    They also use metamorphica for the mutations

  • @sonoftyrion1482
    @sonoftyrion14826 жыл бұрын

    Vanillae

  • @Pandavalentine254
    @Pandavalentine2544 жыл бұрын

    the game Jesse is talking about won't work on me because I am deaf in one ear

  • @Weasel699
    @Weasel6996 жыл бұрын

    Dodgers chars power sounds like a hentai char

  • @henryterhune4193
    @henryterhune41936 жыл бұрын

    Fairy and Ferry have different vowel sounds! Its F-air-ee and F-eh-ree.

  • @ScorchHellfire

    @ScorchHellfire

    6 жыл бұрын

    Not to us Americans they don't. Air and ehr sound the same to us, and thus, are pronounced the same.

  • @henryterhune4193

    @henryterhune4193

    6 жыл бұрын

    I am an American. The vowel sound is different though, even if a lot of us choose not to pronounce it. Eh, as in Meh, or Ethical is a different sound then A as in May or Asian.

  • @imaconfidntnoob

    @imaconfidntnoob

    6 жыл бұрын

    idk I live in NJ and it has a clear difference in sound here. Might be a regional thing.

  • @Golfbob

    @Golfbob

    6 жыл бұрын

    Henry Terhune I agree with that guy, fairy and ferry are said the exact same. I’ve never heard anyone say the two different. Live in Southern USA

  • @hwaht8084
    @hwaht80846 жыл бұрын

    Diekea 3 anyone???

  • @cleverwire1506
    @cleverwire15066 жыл бұрын

    Can you actually sustain yourself off of pure Soylent

  • @CupCakeUnleashed
    @CupCakeUnleashed6 жыл бұрын

    How can I get soylent in Australlia?

  • @JanusXX

    @JanusXX

    6 жыл бұрын

    Any soy milk kind thing, including soylent, tastes really bad to me. Like green beans or something like that. When i was little kid they gave us the worst kind soy milk ever at primary school. That's problably why i can't stand it.

  • @optimus2200
    @optimus22006 жыл бұрын

    ...... WTF!!

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