Weekly reminder that Tim Dillion should have a radio show on GTA6 make it happen piglets

@Hk7762Tube

5 күн бұрын

But I want him as a CoD skin!

@KC-nd7nt

5 күн бұрын

Don't stop posting . This could happen

@yeahyouknowit983

5 күн бұрын

Great idea!

@projectburpees

5 күн бұрын

Not only that, Tim needs to lock this up with rockstar right now. EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS!

@Dgilman32

5 күн бұрын

Nothing would make me happier

i want Tim Dillon as a White House press secretary when World War 3 kicks off.

@johnnyshanksalot8358

2 күн бұрын

"Good evening, ladies & gentlemen, members of the press... Now first, I'd just like to say that the complete annihilation of western Europe, Hawaii and three fifths of the continental United States earlier this afternoon was clearly less than ideal. Mistakes were made and I will be the first to admit it..."

@RedsMeName

2 күн бұрын

We need that for the next rounds of gilly and keeves sketches!!

@johndoe225

Күн бұрын

@johnnyshanksalot8358 if Carribean islands get destroyed, Tim would express his sadness that we'll never find out who went to Epstein's Island

@metamorphicme9378

Күн бұрын

Just a normal day of doing FAKE BUSINESS!​@johnnyshanksalot8358

@ryanowns5

Күн бұрын

"The draft is enacted, we wish them well. You want the real tragedy, my pool isnt done yet."

This lesbian makes some great points. Subscribed!

You are required to have at least 6 pieces of flair on your pride flag.

@josef2012

5 күн бұрын

👏👏👏

@sk8legendz

4 күн бұрын

Chachis

@InsaneStryker777

4 күн бұрын

Soon the World Atlas will just be a big Pride Flag, encapsulating EVERYTHING.

@dashingeduardosuarez

3 күн бұрын

There's that number again. Every time, I'm tellin ya.

@CryHavocWarDog

2 күн бұрын

Only 6!? What are you, some kind of far-right extreme racist?

Tim picked an amazing shirt to show us what it would look like if a massive tsunami were to overtake a city

@billyjean5934

5 күн бұрын

last time he bombed at the beach it caused a tsunami so it could be a metaphor perhaps?

@AwfulLottaYea

5 күн бұрын

What a beautiful image

@pinecone3870

4 күн бұрын

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a comment in a very long time

@Jeffery-h8su

4 күн бұрын

That's Good

@andrews6517

4 күн бұрын

Real life lol

My depressed rodent brother in law has reason to not kill himself today. Thank you, mental health professional Tim Dillon!

@reforcedrs

3 күн бұрын

blessed

@MrHeavy466

2 күн бұрын

We wish him well.

Life in the big city.

@runswithraptors

5 күн бұрын

Life in the 🐖🌃

@chriznew1695

5 күн бұрын

I wish em well

@UltraContra711

5 күн бұрын

VONDERBAR!

@UltraContra711

5 күн бұрын

​@chriznew1695 In the wishing well.

@Truffle_Pup

5 күн бұрын

It's a real knife fight out there

Never fails. Within a few minutes, I’m laughing hysterically. “Is that part for the hostages?” (Gay flag) hahaaaa 😂

Fame and money usually destroys people. It just makes Tim stronger

Last week I cried when Tim didn’t release a new episode

@ashleybanks-wm4cg

5 күн бұрын

Me too 😢

@perfectcoda1

5 күн бұрын

He did though

@oddassembler

5 күн бұрын

Thats it? I had to sacrifice my first born in order to satiate what was missing.

@SGFTI

5 күн бұрын

Last week I didn't notice when a new episode wasn't released, podcasts are background noise.

@slump47

5 күн бұрын

I just watched him riffing with Nick Mullen on tafs to fill the void and was not disappointed.

only one thing could make me more depressed than living in a world without Tim Dillon and that is the world with Tim Dillon

@elijah3807

5 күн бұрын

When i dont see Tim Dillon ep’s i think ‘no’. When i do see Tim Dillon ep’s i also think ‘no’.

@dylanhensley2867

5 күн бұрын

@@wildomegamusicquickest way to get fake sympathy

@dondps21

5 күн бұрын

Well done.

@mikemichaels2914

5 күн бұрын

Like your his hubby or his pet dressed in a onezie

@Mizikame

4 күн бұрын

It’s because he keeps it Real so you realize he’s talking about our Collective Reality and it is like “Oh No” 😨

My baby is having surgery today and your episode put a smile on my face.

@updownkid

4 күн бұрын

🙏🏼🙏🏼❤❤❤

@Basbhat

4 күн бұрын

Sending prayers for your baby and your family! 🙏🏻💫❤️ God Bless you all!

@Pope_John_Auspol_II

3 күн бұрын

We wish him well 🏌️‍♂️

A Seasonal Summer Abortion is my favorite Woody Allen movie

@davidorlow8043

Күн бұрын

I believe you meant a midsummer night’s abortion

The “Rat King” is Theo Von 😂😂😂😂

@user-id3bu4vn8q

5 күн бұрын

No

@Basbhat

5 күн бұрын

Gang gang baby!! 🐀👑

@ethansweet8256

5 күн бұрын

@@user-id3bu4vn8qyes

@ehhhhhhhh2233

5 күн бұрын

False. It's Charlie Kelly

@1997HTAA

5 күн бұрын

That’s on god baby boy

In the middle of a flood, but Tim Dillon comments sections are always a hearthstone of comfort.

@mikelsbug817

5 күн бұрын

You in Minnesota?

@skwydzee2716

5 күн бұрын

@@mikelsbug817 Yeaaap. 😅

@dertythegrower

4 күн бұрын

A flood... hah, thats tiny

@skwydzee2716

4 күн бұрын

@dertythegrower Still sucks. 50 mil in damages, supposedly.

@imemberberry

4 күн бұрын

We all wish you well.

Tim you are my eternal scooby snack

@JackMSheridan

5 күн бұрын

Never heard it explained better

@UnorthodoxMasterOfGames

5 күн бұрын

HAHAHA RELAX, hilarious comment

Easy way or hard way, Tony Soprano wants his shirt back Tim.

@mandreadfg

3 күн бұрын

Lol. Great comment

@MonoDde

2 күн бұрын

Tim woke up this morning, got himself a pint. At salt & straw

The circle represents the prolapses

@updownkid

4 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣💀⚰️

@christoduplessis8177

2 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

As a resident of Phoenix for 20 plus years, can confirm it's like the movie Dune but everyone has a Gun 😂

@dertythegrower

4 күн бұрын

sh hole

weekly reminder that Tim isn’t a gay man.

@miguelito2361

5 күн бұрын

He just pretends to be gay so that he doesn't have to explain to his parents that he can't coexist with a female without getting violent

@sthubbins4038

5 күн бұрын

Gay woman?

@tristarperfecta1061

5 күн бұрын

If he was gay, I'd be bi

@mikul3122

5 күн бұрын

I was shopping at DXL yesterday and saw tim sweating and peering into my changing room above the divider

@miguelito2361

5 күн бұрын

I wonder what sort of KZread employee dogshit human being spends their time stalking me & deleting my comments 🤔

It’s gunna be a rat boy summer for sure

@dylanhensley2867

5 күн бұрын

Profile pic checks out. Live it up rodent.

@nitrousnine

5 күн бұрын

Pass the cheese ratboy😊!

@knowone11111

5 күн бұрын

Year of the Rat 🐀

@julianmichael2791

4 күн бұрын

😂

@Ksaund3

3 күн бұрын

A rat tat tat on that ass type of summer 😂😂😂😂😂

Women: “We don’t like being weak and subjugated” *gets power* Women: “So we like weak and subjugated men”

@blindthrall

5 күн бұрын

Except they really don't.

The second the modified the original pride flag, they showed they didn't understand what the rainbow signified. All the colors of the rainbow? The infinite variability of the light spectrum? Everyone is already included in the rainbow. Flags are supposed to be unifying. If you have to add individual symbols for each group, you're indicating you're not unified.

@google_is_a_criminal

5 күн бұрын

That's what it's for, division through diversity, through atomization.

@updownkid

4 күн бұрын

Where is the flag’s component for neurodivergent Scandinavian rodent attracted demi-bulimic single dad identifying minors? Outraged.

@fbinformant

4 күн бұрын

It's gay race communism

@fbinformant

4 күн бұрын

it's gay race communism

@fbinformant

4 күн бұрын

it's gay race communism

I’d love to see this man as a new host on The View.

@Queefy

5 күн бұрын

Tim and Whoopi the new Morning Show coming this Fall!

In Phoenix, the floor is literally lava.

Tim slays on Tucker's podcast.

@hwholmes9683

5 күн бұрын

Tim, Tucker, and Joe on the panel for presidential debates. Yes or Yes

@anthonyrotola9905

4 күн бұрын

@@hwholmes9683 And Alex.

@stallowner125

4 күн бұрын

@@anthonyrotola9905 Problem with a having Alex on the panel is he wont stop talking long enough for anyone else to make a point lol

@stephenlinza894

4 күн бұрын

Baby boomer part is just so spot on

@NFLamm

3 күн бұрын

Watch Tim’s podcast with Lex Friedman ❤

Since the draft is coming back can we start listening to CCR

“TOR-tuuuuuuu-GAH!” Hahaaa 😂

Slop is served

Brett Cooper was way ahead of this! "Wet Cigarette" boys she called them. I like that better 🤷‍♂️

I can't believe the progress flag doesn't include all of the platonic solids. I guess it's still a work in progress

I let Tim Dillon do all my thinking for me 💌

@benjaminreyes3624

5 күн бұрын

😂

My boy Theo gonna have the time of his life. Let’s go rat king!

@Basbhat

4 күн бұрын

Gang gang baby!!!! 🐀👑

Thank you Tim Dillon, I’m feel majorly blessed to live in the same time as you 🙌🏼🔥💜

I'm at a community pool right now and I'm gonna play this so loud 😂

@simply.living.better

5 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Emerald green for the Irish! 😂

There's something to be said for bringing shame back.

@adamjames1375

5 күн бұрын

Shames kinda like eugenics. Sounds great but where do you start & stop?

@caleighhraee

14 сағат бұрын

@@adamjames1375shame is not like eugenics at all, what are you smoking?

@adamjames1375

10 сағат бұрын

@@caleighhraee They both sound good in theory. They also have benefits but they're difficult metrics to establish.

I was not expecting a Donkey Kong Country reference from Tim Dillon, I figured he thought video games are too gay.

I suggest whoever is reading this to buy a couple of trauma kits, get the proper training to use them, keep one at home, one or two in the car/truck and a small one on you, chest seals, tourniquets, packing gauze, and pressure dressings... This is an election year and probably gonna be wild... You have a responsibility to your fellow humans to "be useful"

@josef2012

5 күн бұрын

Legit

@jonbrowning7340

2 күн бұрын

This is how the US forestry service comments on Tim Dillon videos. Act accordingly.

Imagine being a purple circle person

I've set up my alarm to explode in six hours so i can watch it ay!

Weekly reminder that Timmy needs his own radio station on GTA6

@dertythegrower

5 күн бұрын

why did you copy the top comment 3 hours after?? psh

@Freud_Mayweather

5 күн бұрын

​@@dertythegrowerboth of the NPCs copied it from the previous 25 weeks

@scrappy7885

5 күн бұрын

We get it

@zacharyneely2014

5 күн бұрын

Cringe

@ShaneMclane-PrivateEye

5 күн бұрын

You and anyone else who takes the 2 seconds to type that are worthless losers.

As a rodentkin I’m pleased with this news.

It’s my summer finally baby

@lbyerly

4 күн бұрын

If you mean you look like a rat...you don't! Haha you're quite handsome

Thank you for brightening my Saturday once again Timmy

Kim and Putin look so happy! Tim's right. I think this new friendship is gonna be the start of something special..

“ I’ve had enough of the demonizing of North Korea” 😂😂

Am I to understand that black = trans = gay? Because that is what that flag is saying.

@spazmonkey3815

5 күн бұрын

That is what it says. The only people not included thankfully are us white folk.

@sethbecker7162

5 күн бұрын

It’s hilarious. Anything but white is the same as being gay

@adamjames1375

5 күн бұрын

We're nearing the event horizon where everything is equal, except anything.

@asiasimmons9995

5 күн бұрын

@@adamjames1375spot on.

@leifholt2026

4 күн бұрын

really? lol. No, that's not what it's saying. It's a sign of solidarity and support for various separate types of marginalized people.

Tim Dillon and John Mulaney should be doing Daily Show/ Colbert Report style late shows back to back

@morenow3092

5 күн бұрын

They'd muzzle Timmy. He's better off here

@vaughncollins1386

5 күн бұрын

John Mulaney sucks

@Nikster123198

4 күн бұрын

@@vaughncollins1386 that’s why it’s a good idea. Polar opposites not everyone likes both but something in between for everyone.

@updownkid

4 күн бұрын

Omg please 🙏🏼

I had lost my cat and was looking for it and I played Tim's podcast and it meowed and I found him

@joshcortezmusic8697

5 күн бұрын

It came from hearing all the talk of rat men

@joannabreaks435

5 күн бұрын

@@joshcortezmusic8697 it was truly miraculous

Tim Dillon is my pigga ❤ I feast at your trough. God bless you

what a beautiful saturday. new episode. LOVE IT

Now I have a reason to go to bed 😂

@dylanhensley2867

5 күн бұрын

Tim is gay. He doesn’t want to go to bed with you.

@wesleymce

5 күн бұрын

13 hr ago is wild

@Gaggerlotion

4 күн бұрын

What’s the reason?

@Jeff-tt7wj

4 күн бұрын

Shut your mouth.

Rat Boy Summer !!! Let’s Goooooo!!!!

Rat boy summer

I have an uncle who lives in the Hamptons. He was a NYC school teacher. His retirement is 20k a month. He made 0 crazy investments. He just had a pension. He retired in 1985. He can't believe the cost of bananas

@trevorjohnson4236

5 күн бұрын

💀

@jordanzothegreat8696

5 күн бұрын

And you would be in his position if you just worked hard and didn't buy expensive coffee all the time

@dylanhensley2867

5 күн бұрын

@@jordanzothegreat8696exactly. He needs to work hard until he dies.

@updownkid

4 күн бұрын

#datboomerlife

Went to get smokes this morning saw a homeless lady arguing with the clerk she was gonna shit in the store cuz he wouldnt sell her the booze she told him not to sell her

@updownkid

4 күн бұрын

That tracks.

I am a rat man and I'm excited for my summer.

The pride flag ever since they changed it from a simple rainbow, has got to be a 4chan psyop. All these squares, triangles, circles and addition colors is insane

@tristarperfecta1061

5 күн бұрын

😅every time I see it, I think psyop

@MattAngiono

5 күн бұрын

How long until it's the same all seeing eye pyramid they have on the dollar?

@HawaiiSustainable

5 күн бұрын

God hates flags

About time! 😂 needed this for work

my husband said you're his favorite gay

@cecilyerker

3 күн бұрын

Your husband is Tim’s favorite gay

John Morgan is the perfect type of sponsor for Tim Dillon. Tim can poke fun at all that he is and it fits right in line with Tim's comedy and he's endorsing at the same time. It's a perfect match.

Love Tim’s reference to the old school SNES Donkey Kong Country toxic water levels, what a nostalgic throwback triggered some childhood memories for me haha

Please lets sign a petition to get Tim Dillon his own GTA 6 radio station.

@williemasterofdestruction5339

5 күн бұрын

I did .. I left it in your room.

Imagine secretly recording an old women (who is a private citizen mind you) complaining about ugly flags and think youve got a big scoop lol

Had a friend once that looked like Chuck E Cheese. He pulled a suprising amount of tail.

Tim dillon talking about poison pond from dkc is just awesome hahaha

Rat= member of tiny hat club

@J9rotchild

5 күн бұрын

😂

@jayfornaro6647

5 күн бұрын

Yeah definitely. That's why every Rabbi ever looks like master splinter

@blindthrall

5 күн бұрын

Hence the tunnels.

@DinesseMinesse

4 күн бұрын

@blindthrall correction: Tunnels containing multiple blood stained children's mattresses i.e. Simon of Trent, Little Saint Hugh, Mary Phagan etc...

You're the bestest in the whole wide world homeboy!!! Making my day at work a bit more tolerable...

I'm sitting outside of this grocery store in Phoenix spraying elderly in the face with those little water fans, thanks Tim!

Desert homeless fucking killed me😂😂😂 and the griddlecake sidewalk

@updownkid

4 күн бұрын

Is second degree burnt flesh the components of heme?

They just switched the word “twink” for “sexy rat guys”

Thank you Tim Saturday complete

48:40 best part of the entire episode. “Little human cheeseburgers” and the screaming bit was absolutely hilarious

5min in & im dying with the rat-men 😭

I am very pleased to see the Princess Diana bear but I miss her pod commentary.

Tim making a Donkeu Kong Country reference made me happier than it should have

tim dillon is so good i dont even skip the 2nd ad

Chuck E. Cheese enthusiasts.

@updownkid

4 күн бұрын

Oooh, imagine the MAP’s/rat attracted persons crossovers! Chuck E. Cheese will be the new freaky sex clubs.

@headfullofacid8088

4 күн бұрын

Excuse me sir it’s Mr. Charles Cheese to you

Tim's shirt Looks like a Sim City 2000 flood.

Thank you for your comedy Tim! 🙏🏽

No connection between this MADNESS and YOU, Tim… None whatsoever.

“Sexy rat” is so funny to me.

Moves to South Tucson last year, lived in the Midwest my whole life. I’m back home now because EXACTLY what tim talked about. couldn’t deal with being accosted by 14 “sand people” on my way into a gas station. I once had to chase one down on a borrowed bike and jump him for stealing my phone I had gotten 2 weeks prior. The desert is a horror

@britl6618

5 күн бұрын

It ain't for the soft, that's for sure

@cecilyerker

3 күн бұрын

Makes it sound like you were accosted by Tusken Raiders

Happiness when Tim posts his weekly rant 👏🏻🥰

Tim should be casted to play Gus in a Cinderella reboot.

I hope you enjoyed your holiday break

@Riceball80IA

5 күн бұрын

Ain’t no holiday here

@williemasterofdestruction5339

5 күн бұрын

Took both my girlfriends. One had twins in her🙄 So glad things worked out. Planned parenthood should have a buy 5 get one free tho. Goin broke.

@Basbhat

4 күн бұрын

@@williemasterofdestruction5339Damn no 2 for 1 deal? Planned Parenthood should really be offering discounts by now. Sorry for your bank account’s loss!

You know, the Atlantic ocean is very nice this time of year.

@spazmonkey3815

5 күн бұрын

You bet, I was just in it today....I was in heaven.

Growing through this for two years has made me a much better person. When you can watch a narc up close for a while, it’s eye opening. I never imagined a person could be this way. My wife had done every single thing I’ve heard on all these videos. It’s a sickness. Treating someone who cares about you like dirt has to be an illness. But the experience has made me better in the end.

Good morning Thanks Tim

The Justin Timberlake mug shot looks like Hugh Jackman. Whoa! That means JT could be the new franchise Wolverine, and then Wolverine would at last be a short man like in the comic books, like JT!

Tim is the type of guy to drink a beer while playing with his Model Train Set!

Tim! Do you know the amount of dopamine withdrawal I have had to endure while waiting for you to post. My brain was sweating!!

Damnit… I was on a working roll momentum, cleaning out the truck… ALMOST DONE… but I HAD to click on the rat face discussion😂

Ummm excuse me the rat king is theo

@ethansweet8256

5 күн бұрын

Thank you!

@Basbhat

4 күн бұрын

Gang gang baby!! 🐀👑

Podcasts >> Brunch Yes or yes?

@captmrca2370

5 күн бұрын

Yes but, we can have both

@ashleybanks-wm4cg

5 күн бұрын

How bout both?

There is only one Rat King and his name is Theo Vonn.

As a Vermonter, I’m just happy. We finally got mentioned our little state ! Big fan from the 802

Where’s the Patreon episode

@dthcorehvy

5 күн бұрын

Fake biz baby you know you love it

@mikemichaels2914

5 күн бұрын

Yeah bAbies

This is gonna be the perfect summer for Adam Friedland

@britl6618

5 күн бұрын

No, he's a bug 🐞

@TOb-yj4pl

5 күн бұрын

Also for my gay adopted son Nick.