THE PORTABLE PORTAL TRANSPORTER

@robbiewalker2831

5 жыл бұрын

Lord Dookster what does NG stand for?

@mr.leeleeleee7153

3 жыл бұрын

I thought you had THE PORTABLE PORTAL TRANSPORTER.

@calliethepummeler5020

3 жыл бұрын

JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED

@EugeneRossi

2 жыл бұрын

I heard Porkable Portal Transporter.

@JoseDelCid-MetalZephyr

Жыл бұрын

NATURAL DISASTER.

Robotnik’s to-do list 1. Demand someone to stop being so melodramatic 2. Pick up what the doctor ordered 3. Refer to a problem of whether he turns Sonic and Tails into Peach or Toad 4. Hate seafood and hedgehogs 5. Demand someone to turn this insipid song off 6. Beg someone with hairy legs to buy chilidawgs from him 7. Keep off the grass 8. Wave the star rod to create natural disasters 9. Invent the portable portal transporter 10. Turn into the mirror and talk about string beans 11. Blow wind out of a machine 12. Question nincombots about who melted his house 13. Make a concuction that tastes better with eggs and eggs and eggs and eggs and eggs and eggs and eggs and eggs and eggs 14. Laugh about Scratch’s suicide 15. Get trapped in a cauldron 16. Buy hedge clippers to trim butt hairs 17. Decide whether or not to turn Sonic and Tails into a dinner or a spaghetti 18. Turn Sonic into a Flaalf 19. Turn Tails into a portable portal transporter 20. Turn Mobius into his own private weapon 21. Ask nincombots who melted his portable portable portable portable portable portable portable portable portable portable portal transporter

@user-ji7kn3ul3v

3 ай бұрын

-yes-

Sonic: "I've been meaning to tell you: Fuck off." *Toad's face melts*

This is the first video I've ever seen that actually had enough "PORTABLE PORTAL TRANSPORTER!" in it.

@GlitchanBlack

5 ай бұрын

This is the first KZread Poop I've seen to reference MST3K.

Hoyl crap! The intro was like time was rewinding itself back to Robotnik's glory days!

@infernal-toad

4 жыл бұрын

Watch iteachvader

@djk1288

4 жыл бұрын

[BITE ZA DUSTO]

I need a full length version of Robotnik's weed theme .

@Christopher0184

5 жыл бұрын

We all need that.

@MrPhantaze

4 жыл бұрын

Cant you read? KEEP OFF THE GRASS

@KingchooRS

7 ай бұрын

6:09

"I-hate-that-hedge-hog!" "He-ru-ins-my-schemes!" "I'll-melt-you-down-my-way!" "With-eggs-and-toast-and-beaaaaans" " *TURN THAT INSIPID SONG OFF!* ”

@nottwiggy8708

4 жыл бұрын

1:20

@masterboa6321

3 жыл бұрын

i require a full version

@mr.leeleeleee7153

3 жыл бұрын

Robotnik's little song there sounds like he's gone insane.

@KingchooRS

7 ай бұрын

To be fair, with the amount of times Sonic has stopped this plans, fool Grounder and Scratch, destroyed his robots and reminded him about that song, I'm surprised he hadn't gone insane soon.

9:03 Fee Fie Foe F***! I smell the blood of Doctor Ivo Robotnik! LOL! XD

@pokemonfan8569

4 жыл бұрын

*Robotnik makes a weird face as Mystic Cave Zone plays*

@mr.leeleeleee7153

3 жыл бұрын

*Multiple stops*

Robotnik: Which one of you baboons melted my house!? I like it because it didn't sounds edited.

NATURAL DISASTER

@Christopher0184

6 жыл бұрын

Shit.

@GlitchanBlack

5 ай бұрын

@@Christopher0184 **insert Joel, Tom & Crow booing the news of Scratch's death**

5:11 - "Who's that nibbling on my PINGAS?!"

This video is just what the doctor ordered.

This one and “Robotnik, in victor stupri” are I think still my favourite robotnik poops of all time

6:25 a moment of silence for scratch press f in the chat

@giovannitantucci8802

3 жыл бұрын

F

@moon908

Жыл бұрын

F

@GlitchanBlack

5 ай бұрын

6:34

@sophieheart2707

3 ай бұрын

F

The problem I was referring to was whether I turn you into Princess Toadstool or Toad!

@mr.leeleeleee7153

3 жыл бұрын

I've been meaning to tell you,F*** off.

One of the parts that gets me even to this day... "BLOAOAOAW YOUR HOUSE IN!"

This is pure robotnik you sir are a genuis

This was like velvet to my ears.

NATURAL DISASTER.

"Smoke Weed Ev-ry-day SMOKE weed everyday-yay Smoke weed Ev-ry-day Try It Kid..."

@cherriepye8535

4 жыл бұрын

@Carl Da KWASON *Scratch gets depressed and commits not alive*

@GlitchanBlack

5 ай бұрын

@@cherriepye8535 6:34

"The problem I was referring to is whether to turn you into Princess Toadstool... or Toad!" XD Please make more of this, it hasn't been a minute and I already love it.

STOP BEING SO MELODRAMATIC!

8:33 YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN SCROUNDER!

2:34 Keep off the grass *Keep off the grass* *kEeP OfF tHe GrAsS*

HOLY CONEY ISLAND SLOBBER, this just made my day!

This is possibly the first video I ever watched from you, thank you for being one of my inspiration 👍

THE PRRROBLEM I WAS REFERRING TO WAS WHETHER TO TURN YOU INTO PRINCESS TOADSTOOL...OR TOAD!

Dang, has it really been this long? In just two days this video will be 5 years old; I remember when this seemed like one of the later (but no less great) Robotnik KZread Poops. Still fun watching these old Robotnik videos.

omg that Mutual Slump YTPMV at 1:17

@SolarChip

5 жыл бұрын

I had no idea that was based on a real song, I'll have to listen to some of that dj guys stuff now

To this day this is one my favourite robotnik ytp's, this and Victor supri

3:28: The Portable Portal Transporter!

8:04 - 8:07: KZread (2016): "No Natural Disasters!" Robotnik (2014): Natural Disasters! KZread (2016): Shit.

I watched this several times and i only now noticed that 1:17 was Mutual Slump. it always did sound vaguely familiar

@iP0STcomments

3 жыл бұрын

searched up that song after watching this and wow the video recreated that song really good

Ok I haven't even finished watching this and I've already favorited and liked it. I must ask where you found such clean and clear robotnik episodes. did you rip them yourself off a dvd?

@Nineroe

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's exactly where I got them from.

@JackClockerinos

10 жыл бұрын

Dr Ivo Robotnik this poop is going on my "good poops" list.

@charlieduffney138

7 жыл бұрын

Stuart K Reilly these people really need to go back to the classic ytp sources like the hotel Mario and Zelda cd-i poops. And of course the aosth poops.

5:08 Chilli Dog? AWW 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓱

Watching this was an extremely pleasurable experience.

Wow... this is the best I've seen in a long time.

6:55/6:56 people who hum loud be like

@crackernuts2503

3 жыл бұрын

XD I swear

*fe-fi-foe-fuck*

Easily one of the best poops ever! You deserve a prrromotion!

This would go great with eggs and toast and BEEEEAAAANNNSSS.

@dickhead7160

8 жыл бұрын

+TheBigL1 *STOP BEING SO MELODRAMATIC!!!*

@dustinarmstrong1168

3 жыл бұрын

*"TURN THAT INSIPID SONG OFF!"*

So that's how the universe was born.

this was really good well done

Your poops are extremely underated, they need more views.

Sonic Says, KEEP OFF THE GRASS!

So, this was Robotnik ytp in the dark days? Before iteachvader and after thechairman45? It’s good but between 2013-2015 there are barely good Robotnik ytp’s like this. Thank lord iteachvader who saved Robotnik in 2016 :) Now I am making these poops. I hope people are proud of me.

6:38 Miss Saccharine: Once upon a time, there was a prick named... Robotnik: DOOOCTOOOR, IVOOOO, RRROOOBOOTNIIIC Miss: Saccharine:....F**k him, he gave me herpes. XD

@KingchooRS

11 ай бұрын

Had me rolling for a while 😅

5:41 can t stop laughing. Struggling to type this now lol

I love it man

Chillidog?

Robotnik gets what the doctor ordered.

0:01 hold on we can go back to the beginning of the episode 0:20 back up bit more

i love robotnid

6:11 thank you

6:04 still genius

Who's that nibbling on my butt

MY HOUSE

Remember when youtube poops were actually supposed to be good?

@Tekrothebountyhunter

9 жыл бұрын

This guy does

@ralphbelmondo

10 ай бұрын

No, sorry.

6:20 LOL

nice lol

10:31 Nissan?

Big Guy: LOL x3 @ 8:57

6:21 Chopin Nocturne no. 20 in c# minor In case anyone wondered.

@Nineroe

10 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, and I might as well mention that the piece at 9:52 is Arvo Part's Spiegel im Spiegel, because why not.

@GlitchanBlack

5 ай бұрын

@@Nineroe I'm glad that you're a fellow MSTie - the Monster A-Go-Go reference at 6:34 was pure gold. XD

That beginning. Not just do I question how you liquify one layer to blend into another, but I also questionably ponder on how you sync up the video with the audio's pitch shifting with that Vibrato effect. Please answer both of these, please?

@Nineroe

8 жыл бұрын

Oh, that was just done in Adobe After Effects with a time displacement effect (for the the 'liquifying' you mentioned) and time remapping to gradually increase the speed of the clip (and the audio). Hope that helps :)

@NunofYerbizness

8 жыл бұрын

Really? I thought the liquifying was just a Sony Vegas effect. And that Time Remapping was barely noticeable, like, there was no noticeable seams of the clip gradually increasing it's speed! If anything, there should be a tutorial for that time remapping. Like is it done by split every frame of the clip into it's own thingy, and just increase each frame's speed by 1.0333...? I mean, Boogidyboo used that technique in a few of his YTPs (he died), one of them, as an example, not just did he jumble up a clip of Robotnik saying stuff, he also did the Time remapping completely flawlessly. These kind of complex effects are in serious need of their own tutorials for newbie YTPers (such as myself, but though I have learned much, there are still things yet to learn), like the aforementioned Time Remapping, the 3D stuff that AwfulFawful does, how poeple do the Vegas Buzz effect without changing the pitch with the Pitch Shift audio effect (not the synchronized one with the + and - keys), that one always puzzled me, and as of right now, it still does. Not to mention how AwfulFawful, when he does his 3D stuff, he also has more than 10 layers active. And I tried, but Sony Movie Studio, not just does it not allow more than 10 of both layer types, but it doesn't allow negative numbers on certain video and audio effects (such as Negative and HSL Adjust, and SMS doesn't have Unsharp Mask). I appreciate that the text helps out a bit, but I just don't seem to think that just text can do my knowledgeable brain jistice; FishTitan64 uploaded a video on how he does his Datamoshing. MoBrosStudios taught all the basic steps for the effects done in YTPs, and I've used those to my advantage. You know what? This is just getting too wordy. I'll jist await for your response quietly.

@TheSpark717

8 жыл бұрын

+Nunof Yerbizness I think that his process for the intro's speed and sound was simply reversing the video and audio, then gradually accelerating the speed of that reversed result with time mapping. The reason why the audio may have sounded like it was constantly speeding up and slowing down again is probably due to the brass and other instruments in the music attacking in reverse in various pitches, throwing off the fact that it's accelerating at a single uniform rate. So I could see why you thought it was some crazy vibrato pattern, but I just don't think that was the case at all. It's super trippy, I kept rewinding back to just to get lost in it.

@NunofYerbizness

8 жыл бұрын

lamsorz . . . I don't get it, what with you saying it more complexly than it is when it's done.

@TheSpark717

8 жыл бұрын

Nunof Yerbizness tl;dr: he played the credits backwards and accelerated the speed

When did it change from a portable portal transporter to a teleporter?

1:06

0:20 Im not sure if the creator of this poop is still around but, I slowed this down and.. IS THAT THE FREAKING FRENCH INTRO OF AOSTH??

@ConsciousBread

8 ай бұрын

They're not around, they're Fronch

Chili dog? Chili dog? Chili dog?

KZread recommended this to me in 2019

Please, for the love of all that is holy...WHERE DID YOU GET 7:23?!?!?!?

@Nineroe

9 жыл бұрын

Bit of a late reply but: youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/106369-post-your-beautiful-head/page-83#entry4662046 Blame steg

Mmmm toast egg

2:53 thechairman45?

LOL! XD

PINGAS! LOL XD

DIC! 0:01

Chillie dog

2:56 Hey look, it's thechairman45! Haven't seen him in a while.

Why does this video feel so unsettling?

@Nineroe

2 жыл бұрын

KZread Poop is secretly evil

I was watching this at 3am is that okay?

6:05 why is this so funny

0:00-0:17 *YA, YATTA ZO*

What’s scary is someone had to see that sonic porn uncensored and put it in this video...

10:31 "ссаный" 🤣

_gRaAsSs_

0:46 woah

this is the worsdt thing I hav ever seen

@dad7248

4 жыл бұрын

su bscribed

@Nineroe

4 жыл бұрын

thank you dad

@infernal-toad

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, you’re still active :)

@Nineroe

4 жыл бұрын

@@infernal-toad Yup, still got some life left in me lol, might even be some more videos coming soon, you never know..

@infernal-toad

4 жыл бұрын

Nineroe, you made video’s after thechairman45’s retirement and now is iteachvader retired...

This kind of pointless randomness used to make me laugh my tail off back in the day... Sigh, what happened to me?

Mistin roue

April 7

Still nowhere near as weird as the actual episode.

0:29 AmineBroMii!?

this kinda reminds me of BoogidyBoo

*GET TO THE POINT* XD

esto no es un KZread POOP? porque es gracioso

1:20

@KingchooRS

11 ай бұрын

Underrated remix