“JUST A MINUTE THAT’S NOT CANON” *Explosion*

@Mr_Bunk

5 жыл бұрын

But what defines canon in AOSTH, _really_ ?

@k-coolrgs9578

5 жыл бұрын

2:53- 2:56

@hanezutchins2786

5 жыл бұрын

Get your finger outta my THROTTLE

@violetcaster4644

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mr_Bunk everything and nothing I guess.

We still need a full version of "Use the doors."

@YouFooF

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@luigipowdemo6458

3 ай бұрын

Indeed.

He has no style... He has no life... This doctor... Has an infestation of mice!

@rogercameron6912

5 жыл бұрын

*WHERE'D THAT MOUSE COME FROM?!*

@rockethero1177

5 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves a heart

@hanezutchins2786

5 жыл бұрын

And a coconut gun

@PSNragglefraggle1

5 жыл бұрын

Squeak squeak

@chaos4192

5 жыл бұрын

He's a mouse lover

Scratch: "This thing's gonna 'X!'" Robombnik: "X!"

"It's programmed to go up your ass!" May be the most threatening thing Robotnik's ever said

@iteachvader

2 жыл бұрын

_"RAWR!"_

@ianfinrir8724

2 жыл бұрын

@@iteachvader *DyNaMiTe!?*

@johnp9795

7 ай бұрын

​@@ianfinrir8724 All expenses paid at venture haaaaaaaaaa-

@jimbodeek

6 ай бұрын

@@johnp9795This thing’s gonna x!

@sofiemaster892

6 ай бұрын

X!

"Just a minute! That's not canon!" I remember seeing lots of Eggette art around the time Sonic Mania came out and I honestly thought she was the actual villain and not Eggman. Happy Holidays everyone!

@Tekrothebountyhunter

5 жыл бұрын

I thought her name was Omlette.

@rogercameron6912

5 жыл бұрын

Between Omelette and Bowsette, 2018's been a weird year.

@iteachvader

5 жыл бұрын

@@Tekrothebountyhunter Eggette fits better, if you ask me. Eggman and Eggette. It's not stretching it as much since "eggman" isn't a word on its own, but omelette is. Nobody says "eggette."

@FLYNN_TAGGART

5 жыл бұрын

@@iteachvader I like Eggatha

@volnartheunforgiving3952

Жыл бұрын

I think it's important when debating what to call her to remember that Eggman is not his real name in like every canon

Use the damn doors.

@vexprotogen6658

5 жыл бұрын

Nope I use Donald Trumps ugly face to bust through a wall

@aufishsd1445

5 жыл бұрын

No superhero does that.

@AverageEldritchEntity

3 жыл бұрын

Where am I?

@pokemonfan8569

2 жыл бұрын

@@AverageEldritchEntity I'm right here.

1:20 "Oh get up here, Vader." [Reverse sequence of Darth Vader falling in Empire Strikes Back] Gets me every time.

(2:50) "Have a picture of my niece." "HURRAH!" "Just a minute!" "That's not canon!"

@lexo632

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@johnp9795

5 жыл бұрын

*E X P L O S I O N S O U N D E F F E C T*

@johnnyweissmuller5559

5 жыл бұрын

I wish

@PancakemonsterFO4

4 жыл бұрын

It is now

ROBOTNIK'S TO-DO LIST 1) get reminded by Dr. Strange to not forget his umbrella 2) cause a criminal explosion 2) join into a conversation about "hole whip" 3) ask Wes Weasely if he's shosh 4) tell Scratch to get on with it 5) program something to go inside one's butt 6) roar 7) fall down a hole 8) silently hump his Egg-o-Matic 9) find dynamite 10) conceive a bomb that Xs 11) say the wrong name for Twitter 12) make a variation of a well-known phrase in YTP 13) fail to recite the English alphabet 14) point out his nightmare is his nightmare 15) invent the exploding elastic plastic ball 16) find the dimensional P™ 17) criticize the cheap editing of one joke 18) remind everyone to use the (damn) doors 19) find himself in himself 20) find himself right there 21) correct Tails 22) throw several Grounder heads in a vehicle 23) bite a gold nugget 24) get Bean Boozled 25) get blown up by Darth Vader 26) change Tails' full name 27) have keys to his rear on his rear 28) order an attack on something 29) make a mangled speech 30) tell Tails to get out because it's just too late 31) call Grounch a refabricated pizza pie 32) request that Final Fantasy music be played to attract fans 33) have the wrong music played, resulting in his typical exploding rage 34) mention a game with anthropomorphic animals 35) repeat what Sonic Sed 36) deny Tails' affirmation 37) have a nail in his rear make him blast off 38) point out his lack of style 39) point out his lack of life 40) cry like a big baby 41) tell Wes Weasely to back off 42) terminate the program 43) wish a merry Christmas to no one 44) show a picture of his "niece" instead of the usual credits 45) point out she's not canon, resulting in another explosion

@maurycyoseka1057

10 ай бұрын

0:02 - "Smooth Criminal" 0:04 - "Shindush" 0:04 - "Hallwill" 0:24 - Dynamite 1:25 - "N-Droids" 1:30 - "Doritos" 1:34 - "Umbrashna" 1:42 - "Grouch" 2:26 - "Sonic.EXE"

It's now safe to like this video.

@rogercameron6912

5 жыл бұрын

NO WAIT NOT YET I TOOK OUT THE USB DRIVE WITHOUT USING SAFE EJ

@KingchooRS

Жыл бұрын

YOU FOOF

"GET OUT OF MY FACE!" "But I've only been here ten minutes!" "TOO BAAAAD"

This thing's gonna X! X.

@robcoopz2444

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@aufishsd1445

5 жыл бұрын

0:14

@spiritwolf180

5 жыл бұрын

Welp, it X'd

@bluersonic9528

4 жыл бұрын

*_THIS IS RATED X_*

@PSNragglefraggle1

4 жыл бұрын

*X*

D I M E N S I O N A L P E N I S

@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy

4 жыл бұрын

I think that will make me spit out my drink due to being funny.

@tiseril

4 жыл бұрын

I N T E R D I M E N T I O N A L PINAS

@quasistudent402

3 жыл бұрын

*Get your finger out of my throttle*

@robertlupa8273

Жыл бұрын

0:46

"all posters post post!" - there's an energy to this sentence that can only be experienced by veterans

I wanna see "Use the damn doors!!" made into a YTPMV. XD

@TheLBat20

5 жыл бұрын

Me too,seems very good

@ryguy07777

5 жыл бұрын

Yes it's really great, maybe in his next community post I'll tell him about it

0:52 - very short "Use The Damn Doors" mix starts here

@Smuggzyyy

5 жыл бұрын

Poop

@prodbycinnagraft

2 жыл бұрын

WE NEED A FULL VERSION OF THIS SONG N O W.

@Volcanic64

2 жыл бұрын

Don't we all

@prodbycinnagraft

11 ай бұрын

@@Volcanic64 agreed.

On the 12th day of Christmas, Robotnik gave to me: Twelve PINESSes Eleven Egg-o-Matics Lapsang Suchong Tea Nine Rubber Crocodiles MORE Toilet Paper? Seven Chaos Emeralds Six Slight Concussions THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HAM!!! Four Prrrrrrromotions THREE SEPARATE TRAPS?! Two NINCOMBOTS! And a PINGAS in a pear tree!

Grounch, you refabricated pizza pie!

@Gemandshaun

5 жыл бұрын

That's a morie

@Boobquake

5 жыл бұрын

Hey Tails Hey Tails Hey *explodes*

@kenmograd2009

4 жыл бұрын

Maned Wolf He’s a saucy fucker for Final Fantasy!

@peterandreyev

4 жыл бұрын

@Josefa Draunidalo Dust. *DUST.*

@peterandreyev

3 жыл бұрын

@Josefa Draunidalo I guess that's a yes!

"Oh lookee here, the keys to your rear!" I'm using that one the next time I successfully get to third base.

He has no style He has no life This -kong- doctor has a DIMENSIONAL Pingas

@TheMeanMongoose

5 жыл бұрын

Well at least we have the keys to his rear.

2:20 "Fuck you, Sonic that's not funny." Me: *laughing my ass off at that wonderful yet incomprehensible sound*

Robotnik's to-do list 1. Ask Weasley if he's shoosh 2. Program something to go up an animal's butt 3. Fall down a hole 4. Invent a bomb that says X 5. Proclaim that all posters post post 6. Forget his ABCs 7. Reclaim his nightmare 8. Discover a dimensional you-know-what in a garbage can 9. Call out someone's bad effects of blowing up the death star 10. Get frustrated that Sonic and Tails aren't using the doors 11. Go into his own shirt 12. Put his finger in Grounder's throttle 13. Get Bean-boozled 14. Speak in gibberish 15. Tell Tails to get out of his face 16. Invent Grounch 17. Get two Sonics to run into each other 18. Call someone out for mixing up FF music with Kingdom Hearts music 19. Sit on a tack 20. Try to imitate Lanky Kong but fail miserably 21. Terminate the program 22. Wish a Merry Christmas to no one 23. Replace the credits with his non-canon niece

THAT'S WRONG, YOU FABRIC

1:48 - 1:53 Eggmam: "hE's A sUsSy FaCkEr FoR FINAL FANTASY!" His Badniks: *Final fantasy theme intensifies*

@calinstanciu9385

2 жыл бұрын

No, that's a Kingdom Hearts theme.

@ianfinrir8724

2 жыл бұрын

That's wrong, you fabric!

@oldmighty15

Жыл бұрын

Dr. Robotnik: THATS WRONG YOU FABRIC- (*KABOOM!*)

_I WAS BEAN BOOZELD_ *POW*

@lordadrian1000

5 жыл бұрын

"Boom!"

@Smuggzyyy

5 жыл бұрын

Miles Tails WHATEVER

@jimbodeek

5 жыл бұрын

@@Smuggzyyy Oh, get up here Vader!

@everfree1992

5 жыл бұрын

@@jimbodeek [Reverse of Darth Vader falling in Empire Strikes Back]

@jimbodeek

5 жыл бұрын

@@everfree1992 Sonic: Lookie here! The keys to your rear!

He's right all posters do post post.

@ThorinWolf

5 жыл бұрын

All toasters toast toast.

@djk1288

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, you know what they say.

@cwballard1751

5 жыл бұрын

Toasters also toast bread, and not just toast. You know what they say - All toasters toast toast and bread.

@ThorinWolf

5 жыл бұрын

@@cwballard1751 If you do toast toast, it will probably catch on fire. "You know what they say" is a quote from Shadow the Hedgehog, which overlaps and becomes generally annoying within the boss battle it comes from.

@Smuggzyyy

5 жыл бұрын

@@djk1288 The more the marrier!

" Merry Christmas to *NO ONE!* "

If there's a full length version of *USE THE DOORS* floating around I'd love to hear it

@cwballard1751

5 жыл бұрын

He might make it sometime for the new year to come.

@aufishsd1445

5 жыл бұрын

It has the correct pace for a battle theme.

@lazernor

3 жыл бұрын

nope

@grr7293

2 жыл бұрын

USE THE DOORS

@cellina.starfire

2 жыл бұрын

USE THE DAMN DOORS!

"Merry christmas to- *NO ONE!* "

Year and a half later I'm still hoping for a full version of Use the Doors 😛

How nice of Dr Strange to remind Robotnik to not forget his umbrella.

0:52 "USE THE DOORS" "USE THE DOORS" "USE THE DOORS" "USE THE DAMN DOORS" XD

@stepheng2799

5 жыл бұрын

USE THE DOORS JUST USE THE DOORS JUST USE JUST USE JUST USE THE DOORS

@ianfinrir8724

2 жыл бұрын

Where am I?

Honestly the best Christmas present I've gotten this year.

Top tier sentence mixing in this one.

You know Santa is real when you get a new iteachvader video on Christmas.

Tails: "Whoah, get up here Vader!" Darth Vader: _z w o o s h_

*Robotnik's To-Do List* 1. Get reminded by Dr. Strange to remember his umbrella. 2. Ask Wes Weasley if he's shuruhs. 3. Fall down a hole. 4. Troll Scratch with a bomb that only has him saying "X." 5. Create his own version of a Hotel Mario meme. 6. Try to say his ABCs. 7. Find a dimensional unmentionable. 8. Call the Death Star exploding after charging up its laser "Bad Poop." 9. Remind Sonic and Tails to use the doors in a musical. 10. End up inside his own chest... somehow. 11. Get bean-boozled by Darth Vader. 12. Speak gibberish, AGAIN. 13. Yell at Tails to get out of his face. 14. Call Grounch a refrabricated pizza pie. 15. Insult Sonic for liking Final Fantasy, then reprimand his Badniks for using Kingdom Hearts music. 16. Get a copy of Dust: An Elysian Tail. 17. Sit on a tack and blow up. 18. Comment on his lack of originality and blow up Alderaan, then fall into a state of depression. 19. Reboot his radar system. 20. Refuse to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. 21. Show everyone a picture of Eggette, only to realize it's not canon.

@DavidGonzalez-ep8sp

Жыл бұрын

So true

ABCDDDDDDD NEVERMIND

@spugnoxngubcux9801

5 жыл бұрын

Robotnik tries to recite the alphabet but gets stuck and aborts mission

"All posters post post" Mario couldn't have said it better himself

1:14 (Eats a Chili Bean and spits it out) I was Bean Boozled!

@kenmograd2009

4 жыл бұрын

Queen Sectonia *POW!*💥

USE THE DAMN DOORS

"A... B-C-D-E-D-D-P-D-D- NEVER MIND!!!" That made me laugh harder than it probably should have.

Scratch: *holding bomb* This thing’s gonna X! Bomb: X.

All POSTers POST POST!

0:52 Need this as me ringtone or a longer version. Love your stuff Vader. Makes me want to watch the full animated series. 1:36 Robotnic: GET OUT OF MY FACE!! Tails: But I’ve only been here ten minutes. Robotnic: Too bad. 1:43 Also I want to eventually call someone a “Refabricated Pizza Pie”. That’ll really confuse them.

@Smuggzyyy

5 жыл бұрын

Robotnik*

@with_ered

2 жыл бұрын

Use the doors he said, use them I shall.

Robotnik has made this a Merry Christmas!

I’ve been re-binge watching all your robotinik poops and they’re all so enjoyable

Now THIS is a real Christmas treat

"This things gonna x!" "...x" >:3

The one good Sonic OC... And she can't be canon.

@aufishsd1445

5 жыл бұрын

...and the false meme continues...

@mr.leeleeleee7153

3 жыл бұрын

The elastic plastic ballo-*explosion*

One day she'll be canon...one day...

@LollipopWNoChainsaw

5 жыл бұрын

Just like FeMC.

@maikol4128

5 жыл бұрын

@@LollipopWNoChainsaw you know what's up

@LollipopWNoChainsaw

5 жыл бұрын

@@maikol4128 I just know, that you're a man of culture if your profile pic is a photo of somebody from MegaTen series... -...not much can be said 'bout myself, tho...-

@maikol4128

5 жыл бұрын

@@LollipopWNoChainsaw I can't stop envisioning Robotnik as a Persona Social Link now. I...I kind of really want that

"This thing's gonna ex-" "Ex!"

"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO NO ONE!" Well, I'm a witch, so 's all good.

1:52 *THAT'S WRONG YOU FABRIC-* *EXPLOSIVE EXPLOSIONS*

THAT'S WRONG YOU FABRIC

"No credits today, here's a picture of my niece." "WAIT A MINUTE THAT'S NOT CANON-" *explosion*

An iteachvader Robotnik poop in Christmas day. BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!

Amazing how one of Tails's lines sounds like "Oh get up here, Vader" when reversed. It was truly funny, especially with the subsequent Star Wars scene in reverse as well.

1:49 He’s a sussy f#*% up for Final Fantasy.

@mrmagictophat87

5 жыл бұрын

*Kingdom Hearts music plays* Robotnik: THAT’S WRONG YOU FABRIC- *Explosion*

@ChristianFrates1997

10 ай бұрын

@@mrmagictophat87Dust, Dust!

0:52 Still use the DAMN DOORS

Well looky here, the keys to your rear ♡

1:08 "Get your finger outta my *B U T T H O L E!"*

@kenmograd2009

4 жыл бұрын

Tobias Higginbottom *ＴＨＲＯＴＴＬＥ

"THIS THING'S GONNA EX!" "EX!"

This was a breath of fresh air. I miss classic-style YTPs. And when you referenced "YOU'RE ALL FCKED" I just about withered away into dust from how old I felt.

Watching on my new iPhone

Robotnik is the true villain for he wishes no one a Merry Christmas.

2:13 me irl

So many old YTP's references

1:37 Dr. Robotnik: GET OUT OF MY FACE! Tails: But I've only been here 10 minutes. Dr. Robotnik: Too bad.

@ianfinrir8724

Жыл бұрын

SEGA

It's programmed to go up your... *Transmission.*

Will there be a full version of “use the door” ever

@cwballard1751

5 жыл бұрын

There might be. Who knows?

@aufishsd1445

5 жыл бұрын

Hopefully.

@TheKyuber

5 жыл бұрын

10 hours of *_"USE THE DOORS"_* Vocals by Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Music by iteachvator

@lazernor

3 жыл бұрын

no

“Automated,approated,terminate the program!” Great not I can’t stop imagine this sentence with a beat

Can’t wait for more of that beauty! 0:52 - also, love this song

@tiseril

4 жыл бұрын

Just use *DAMN DOORS*

when someone asks me who my favorite kirby character is 0:34

0:52 Awesome! XD

2:43 This killed me by laughing

*l o o k e y h e r e, t h e k e y t o y o u r r e a r*

“Merry Christmas to *n o o n e* .”

I have no life *cries on floor&

"OAH, GET UP HERE VADER" (woooosh up to the platform) Me: *_W H E E Z E_*

0:02 Squimpus McGimpus in a nutshell.

Love the Hotel Tails bit.

Get your finger outta my throttle!

It's now safe to turn off your computer.

I just got a notification saying you uploaded this two days ago I was so happy but glitch or not, its good to see this again

Two robotnick YTP's in the same MONTH?! This truly is a great Christmas :D

Sonic: How can we use the doors if there aren't any? We are in an open field in the middle of the night. xD

1:46 Sonic: “Hey Tails!” Another Sonic: “Hey Tails!” All Sonic: “Hey Ta-*BOOOO-!”*

1:56 BRO DUST WAS THE SHIT

Okay, I wasn't expecting to see Dust an Elysian Tail here XD

Hearing that Kingdom Hearts music clip again hits different after I completed KH1 for the first time.

Haha a real Christmas Gift. Merry Robotnikus.

A new Robotnik KZread Poop on Christmas? It overwhelms me with joy!

This gift is perfect for christmas

This is one of the best presents I've received all year!

Great as always keep 'em up!

"He's a sussy f***er for Final Fantasy!" *Night of Fate intensifies* "THAT'S WRONG, YOU FABRIC!!" *BOOM*

@mr.leeleeleee7153

3 жыл бұрын

"Dust,Dust."

@ianfinrir8724

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.

Merry Christmas to you, fella!

This is going on my best YTPs list.