"What's the charge?" "Rape, murder, murder, rape..."

@bensirach3586

3 жыл бұрын

"...and jaywalking."

@Icanhasautomaticcheeseburger

3 жыл бұрын

"Forcible touching, second-degree hazing, unlawful prevention of access to public records..."

@honestdave

3 жыл бұрын

Unpaid parking ticket, drunk in public, owning a koala without a license.

@mer6686

2 жыл бұрын

Deficating in a Dave and Buster's, Illegal possession of steroids from Finland, and speeding

@himwhoisnottobenamed5427

Жыл бұрын

Omg, I fucking died at that part. 👻🤣

*shoots the black guy “I had to shoot him first... he was the prime suspect” -Robocop lol

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@gentlesbreak2013

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@christasockey4660

3 жыл бұрын

17:22

@theblocksays

3 жыл бұрын

Probably thankful if he knew what happened to Emil next. LOL

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

the Mister Rogers impression’s hilarious

That melting man scene really shook me as a kid. Him just liquidating when he got hit by a car was a close second.

@panzerstorm9016

6 жыл бұрын

Doctor Cthulhu Murphy being murdered was fucking traumatising when I was a little kid in the 80s. I should not have watched this that young hahaha

@guymine1233

5 жыл бұрын

@@panzerstorm9016 then how was Indiana Jones and the raiders of the lost ark for you?

@dangerdash4393

5 жыл бұрын

Right there with you. The scene with the noises he made fucked me up.

@AleK0451

5 жыл бұрын

@@guymine1233 temple of doom is even worse than raiders in terms of its traumatising factor tbh

@guymine1233

5 жыл бұрын

@@AleK0451 that's fair

The funny thing is, steps are still many walking robots worst enemy.

“He’s already dead, let’s try to save him” Ffs this is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen 😂😂

@generalzzodd595

5 жыл бұрын

You would probably like"mystery sience theater 3000". The originals with Joal or Mike. Not the new one on netflix,patton oswalt is an infected dick.

@xohnoezxgaming1402

4 жыл бұрын

Shock him again

@neverthesame7887

3 жыл бұрын

I know...I burst out laughing.. you have all the nurses and doctors running down the hall, etc. the guy's been shot at least 150 times..."...let's try to save him!"

@neverthesame7887

3 жыл бұрын

@@generalzzodd595 I've been watching that for years...so great. Jaboody is awesome, too

@devintariel3769

3 жыл бұрын

@@generalzzodd595 it's tiiime for riffftraxxxx

Oh my god you guys had me crying laughing whoever said “I need an ambulance” when he’s all melted hahahaha

@janerra_ava

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure that was Pops x)

i spit my food out the second time you said "murder murder rape murder murder"

@brucewayne_666

6 жыл бұрын

best part. i couldnt stop laughing

@naysay02

4 жыл бұрын

One of the greatest setups in a YT video ever

@anthonycannon811

3 жыл бұрын

@@brucewayne_666 agreed😂

@Sgtturtle22

3 жыл бұрын

Omg i spit my coffee out and they kept going

@generalcodsworth4417

3 жыл бұрын

You've got to rap the rap sheet when it's that long

21:03 I’m so glad he pointed out his long ass arms as he was falling, I laughed to damn hard 😂💀

Over 30 years later, that nut shot through the dress still holds up.

@ZigealFaust

Жыл бұрын

If you can't pull off trick shots like that in the new Robocop game coming out, Imma be pissed. Would love for hostage situations to sort of be a geometry mini game where you have to pull off calculated shots within the span of seconds.

@cjwrench07

Жыл бұрын

The Channel: neohubris did a re-make of that scene, #27. It’s simultaneously both the funniest and most scarring clip ever.

@bloodeagle6458

Жыл бұрын

They didn't even see it coming couldn't even riff from the shock

Whats the charges? Murdermurdermurderrapemurdermurdermurderraperapemurder

@mori7644

6 жыл бұрын

Draco04 Parking in a neutral zone

@davidsteele2198

6 жыл бұрын

Overdue library books

@houjacthebarbariantrucker5867

6 жыл бұрын

Jay walking

@Emanthebald

5 жыл бұрын

Noise ordinance

@Mio_Lila

5 жыл бұрын

Illegal possession of a firearm, murder, rape, murder, murder

0:36 you know, it's funny you mention "the dad from THAT 70's SHOW", since those of us who saw ROBOCOP in the theaters said "Holy shit! Clarence Boddicker is their DAD?!?" It actually made THAT 70's SHOW that much funnier knowing their dad was a psychopathic drug lord.

@lylatfox4

4 жыл бұрын

Whats funny is that since that 70s show was before this chronologically, you could make some BS fan fiction on how redd became a murdering raping psychopath lol

@TeatroGrotesco

3 жыл бұрын

Of course one of Redd's henchman was Laura Palmer 's Dad, so maybe BOB is what is really behind everything wrong in Detroit!

@himwhoisnottobenamed5427

Жыл бұрын

Or a cyborg warden.

@TheRealNormanBates

Жыл бұрын

@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 there can be only one! Just to let you know, *Fortress (1992)* is out on blu-ray in Germany.

@ZigealFaust

Жыл бұрын

I have a convincing canon that every role Kurtwood Smith has played are all tied together. After Eric left he went back to his army ways (Rambo 3) for excitement now that his home was boring. He then lost Kitty somehow and became a jaded criminal (21 Jump Street) eventually changing his name and becomeing the super criminal Clarence Bodicker (Robocop). There are more connections, this is just the gist of it.

8:14 ROBOCOP'S GUN NEEDED FBI APPROVAL. According to Weller, the modified 9 millimeter Beretta automatic sidearm that RoboCop keeps in his thigh had to be approved by the FBI for entry into the United States. The actor, who had handled weapons as a teenager and was able to twirl handguns, said trying to spin the piece was like “trying to twirl half of a baseball bat.”

@criscrosxxx

2 жыл бұрын

What

@Aliyah_666

Жыл бұрын

@@criscrosxxx I mean look at how much barrel and muzzle it has.

@brandonobaza8610

Жыл бұрын

@@criscrosxxx It's a modified Beretta M93R, made in Italy. Importation of non-US manufactured full autos was banned by the 1968 Gun Control Act.

4:05 “ sorry to... burst your bubble” easily the best part 😂😂

‘I’ll fix you and you’ll be a robot too - you only have to be a little bit alive’ 😂😂

This is the most underrated channel ever! This and jaboody studios

@jovathegamer

6 жыл бұрын

Jorge Vasquez only true fans love jaboody since the beginning

This one was toooo funny!! When robocop started listing the crimes he did, I lost it!

The “homeless lady” part I freaking died oh my god that voice is perfect and hilarious

@jrag1000

3 жыл бұрын

and the head nod. i was out of breath and later I got a forced laugh again. shit

HE'S SLIME!

@Dee28music

6 жыл бұрын

"We need buckets stat!"

@BlinkLed

6 жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard

@masterzombie161

6 жыл бұрын

It never gets old lol

I’d buy that for a dollar.

@psygn0sis

6 жыл бұрын

I work for Dick Jones....DICK JONES!!

@mangocoffee510

6 жыл бұрын

My stepdad will not stop playing that. He found a "dollar" video that's an hour long

"Stab his heart. Oh I missed, fuck. That's his lung " I chocked on my food

"I am in mourning mode. Ahhhhhhhhh."

"Murphy, you're slime!" Oh my god 😂

@natefowler4522

2 жыл бұрын

Get the buckets stack

@criscrosxxx

Жыл бұрын

@@natefowler4522 stat*

@ZigealFaust

Жыл бұрын

nothing but loose skin

"He was a great man he died 30 seconds ago, enyone want's his deodorant" I lost it😂😂😂

@mc-fs8ek

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pZONpbOCcpzOmsY.htmlm56s

@mrnolife6999

4 жыл бұрын

300th like

@evanabbott2737

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha👍

@hagdore

4 жыл бұрын

@edoge183 "grammar". Oh, the irony.

@superwarrior6427

3 жыл бұрын

The disrespect 😂

"I'll be back." Wait wrong movie.

@YaoiSupporter000

6 жыл бұрын

Emmanuel Alejandro wrong anime

@AntiKipKay

6 жыл бұрын

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."

@Pershingtank

5 жыл бұрын

RobertCop

"Threat neutralized demo complete" well at least we know it works

"An abomination of God's creation..."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dubuyajay9964

3 жыл бұрын

EhH OhH eHh...

"Are you programmed to love?" Good thing I was watching this on the toilet because I laughed until I shat

IT'S LEARNING! Proceeds to plumet down stairs lmao!!

I hope they do Scarface that would be hilarious

@stephanbell7831

6 жыл бұрын

everyone like this comment so it can happen!!!!!!! also my little sisters favorite movie is scareface and this is her favorite channell this combine would blow her mind!!!!!!

@mattbott4164

6 жыл бұрын

Yes that has to happen

@feesmayes8749

6 жыл бұрын

That movie like 3 hours long

@Deucebaby4life

6 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@favrerules04

5 жыл бұрын

@@stephanbell7831 Scareface? Sounds creepy

Curse that father from That 70's Show!!!

@Robert-xw3wg

6 жыл бұрын

Virtual-Zero Zero he is shoving his foot in detroits ass

@shroudedmonk4493

6 жыл бұрын

I had to pause it from laughing so hard at that line LMAO!!!

@marcfilms999

5 жыл бұрын

He had enough of Eric's bullshit. Had to happen sometime.

@mckenzie.latham91

5 жыл бұрын

He got tired of being fucking Santa Claus dammit!

@wyatt9000

5 жыл бұрын

He Got fired From the Factory and the Muffler shop went under, He had to make his money somehow!!!

i always hated that guys long ass arms, i'm glad they mentioned it

@dominicscreativefilms

5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The guy who did the CGI for that got fired.

@moviebuffshatto7375

3 жыл бұрын

Dominic's Creative Films It wasn’t CGI, The Used a Stop Motion Dummy for that Shot

@Gwestytears

3 жыл бұрын

@@moviebuffshatto7375 they fired him then used stop motion

@dubuyajay9964

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gwestytears Except CGI really wasn't a thing back then...🙄

@Gwestytears

3 жыл бұрын

@@dubuyajay9964 cgi and stop motion aren't the same thing

The sound he made when RoboCop put his Katana flash drive in the mainframe @ 12:23 is probably the funniest thing I've heard in decades

Oh man, every time I see the toxic guy and hear “I need a amboolance” I bust a gut 😂 Thanks for the laughs guys!

@BTAL1ama

7 ай бұрын

I can't watch this movie without hearing "my fingers are condoms now!"

We need pressure on every part of this man's body, he is turning into slime! You guys are killing me! XD

I love this. It’s in the spirit of MST3K

I lost it when he said "I need an ambulance." He sounded like Handy man from In living color. lol

Robocop still to this day a fantastic film, love the jaboody skit version haha

Kind of like mystery science theater. Pretty funny.

@dubuyajay9964

3 жыл бұрын

Better than the actual reboot.

@katie7748

11 ай бұрын

Touch of Satan will always be my favorite MST3K

I dig the movie dubs, keep up the good work.

Those who don't laugh uncontrollably at various points during one of these videos are not living

@JesusPulledMeThrough

6 жыл бұрын

Tristen Allred right?! 😂😂😂

@dmxxxtentacion7661

6 жыл бұрын

true, i lost it when that henchman hit the toxic waste tank.

@lunahula

6 жыл бұрын

People laughing uncontrollably all the way through are living too much and need to reel it back.

@lostcloud6615

6 жыл бұрын

theyre one of those robo thingys if they dont laugh

@KingBongHogger

6 жыл бұрын

I've been dead inside for years and I still chuckled at times.

The nerdy guy at 11:51 is Spencer Prokop, a voice actor who did most of the voiceovers in the original Age of Empires 2 campaigns.

“Hey…my hand is gone 🧍” I LOVE THIS 😭

"...replaced by a computah man!!" is one of my all time favorite lines from this show.

"I don't know why I feel pain, but okay."

7:37 that made me laugh so fucking hard, "BY AH FAXMASHEEN?!"

Fun fact: Robocop's gun shoots in 3 round bursts, now think about the dude who got shot in the balls.

@Aliyah_666

11 ай бұрын

3 rounds stacked right on top of each other....oof

My fingers are condoms now...

@shanesmith1786

6 жыл бұрын

Good lord i nearly shat myself when he said that lol

@guymine1233

5 жыл бұрын

@@shanesmith1786 that's also probably what they used for that practical effect too Im guessing

@ttvphilswifft8682

5 жыл бұрын

Mai Fingerth r condomth now

@jdoggone3354

5 жыл бұрын

"I wanna shoot the rail gun"

I can’ compute how many times I’ve watched this…… more Dubs please!!!

"Accessing memory lane". lol

This is literally the first time the movie has had funnier lines than the dub sometimes. "CAN YOU FLY BOBBY?"

I lose my shit at 4:07 every time. The popping sound when he stops pissing is so fucking hilarious and perfectly timed

12:16 the nerdy guy and 16:27 the unemployed person voice had me crying in laughter 😂😂😂

My stepdad won't stop playing the "I'd buy that for a dollar" clip

@dubuyajay9964

3 жыл бұрын

He has good taste.

This is so hilarious. 😂😂😂

@kieranb9908

6 жыл бұрын

Delve umm hey.

@just0r

6 жыл бұрын

Say hello to my friend here, METAL GEAR!

@mikebr9764

6 жыл бұрын

Was just watching this in the waiting room of a dr. Office and people were looking at me like I was batshit craxy

what in gods name in abomination of gods creation

6:06 yelling he’s slime gotta pump him full of cybernetics:)

Just discovered this channel and i've been crying laughing for like the last hour...thank you so much for this you brilliant bastards!

The part where they turn Murphy into a puddle with shotguns gave me nightmares as a child. Thanks for making it funny, how therapeutic!

I clicked on this as soon as I saw it. Was not disappointed

@ 5:59 "Murphy? Are you okay?! Do nothing if you're okay... GUYS! GUYS HE'S OKAY!"

Lost it at "Ah he's uploading pictures and memories of his family into brain!"

Total recall

Absolutely hilarious! On another note, when I worked IT for a bank I was blown away by their backup system. When I asked why such an old, antiquated piece of tech was used for backups, they said it’s so old nobody knows about it and it predates networking so it can’t be accessed from the outside. So yeah, 1990s USB spikes to access servers and punch holes into throats actually makes sense to me.

Accessing Memory Lane

“I used to be a realtor.” Lol

I definitely need to watch Robocop now lol 😆

@ECUCHRIS904

6 жыл бұрын

Dark Miss yeah great movie

@FishTacosTonite

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it is one of my favorite movies of all time.

@C5ONUTUBE

6 жыл бұрын

It's up there with Predator, imo. Its a pretty deep movie tbh. While entertaining on the surface, it raises questions on what it means to be human, and its also serves as a social commentary on the violence found in a lot of 80's action movies and the corporate world of that time. Which is why I find 2014 Robocop disappointing.

@erikshure360

6 жыл бұрын

Yes you do!

@Toastybees

6 жыл бұрын

Watch it. It's a dark satire of ultra violent movies. You end up caring about RoboCop more than you do about the humans because he's the most human character. Top five movie of all time to me.

18:03 GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

I was born in 1984, and I grew up watching R-rated action movies like this. My parents didn't have a problem with it. I guess they figured, since these movies (Robocop, Aliens, The Terminator, Predator, Rambo, etc...) had their own toys, videogames, McDonalds Happy Meal collectibles, Halloween costumes, and even Saturday morning cartoons, then they can't be that bad, right? I'd say that watching these films and setting the bar that high for film violence when my young mind was still developing is the reason I simply cannot watch modern day, watered down, PG-13 action movies. And get this, in spite of all that, I have NEVER once in my life even casually considered (let alone seriously considered) getting a gun permit, buying a gun, and going out to the range. Guess that settles the "violent movies/music/videogames makes people violent" theory, doesn't it?

@osbely

6 жыл бұрын

tylerdurden3891 same here.

@indiag89

6 жыл бұрын

I’m the opposite, my parents let me watch violent movies as a kid and now I can’t handle watching rated r movies, I love jaboody dubs but this was almost too hard to watch. If my husband watches a rated r violent movie I have to leave the room...

@psygn0sis

6 жыл бұрын

'81 Same!

@sethr4254

6 жыл бұрын

His name is Tyler Durden. His name is Tyler Durden. HIS name is Tyler Durden. HIS NAME IS TYLER DURDEN. HIS NAME IS TYLER DURDEN. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school

@kashinimeyo

6 жыл бұрын

While I agree that someone can be raised in a violent atmosphere and not be violent- thus believing the atmosphere is the sole condition for violent behavior.... I don't believe it's only your example and yours alone that allows for society to come to that realization. Thinking that "hey I didn't turn out fucked up. That settles it." Is completely arrogant and neglects the whole human nuance of debate.

This is absolute gold 😂 one line after another, can't even pick my favorite part 😂😂

Please do Cast Away

@furiousdefiler7734

6 жыл бұрын

Dogmeat That would be great.

@RobertSmith-gn2he

6 жыл бұрын

Dogmeat holy shit yes!

Bro I lost it at “well at lest we know it works”😂😂😂

BRUH from 12:57 to 13:25 I could not breathe 😆😂

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

the Mister Rogers impression’s hilarious

@jrag1000

3 жыл бұрын

yeah that was funny as shit, especially how they were making him question himself.

Why does this never get old you guys need to do the other 2 even though they suck you guys make it better lol

this.. this is surprisingly hilarious ... XD

"I love being rich, white and powerful" Fucking hilarious guys. Just a suggestion, you guys should do the Hills have eyes, the one from the 70's.

@charliemcfacefuck4798

4 жыл бұрын

You spelled "Jewish" wrong

Robocop getting shot up outside of ocp. Wait STOP, I AM ALIVE JONNHY 5 IS ALIVE... OW I FEEEEEL!

@mckenzie.latham91

5 жыл бұрын

to be honest though that scene from short circuit 2 is pretty heart-wrenching.

Even if the 2nd and 3rd robocop movies were bad, I think jaboody dubs should still dub them

I love this channel so much. Never fails to make me laugh :)

Not just did I laugh so much I cried during this, but at multiple points I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

12:19 that expression on the nerdy cop's face is probably genuine fear.

Imagine like in the middle of a fight he stands straight up and says “software updating”

9:27 #THIGHGAPLIVESMATTER

@-iIIiiiiiIiiiiIIIiiIi-

6 жыл бұрын

RoboCop: "There is a 50/50 chance this bitch is from Texas. Yep Detroit born and bred, she got no ass. *TRRRRRAT*"

@canadude6401

6 жыл бұрын

#THIGHGAPMETOO

ironically nameless henchmen did have a name....I mean it didn't matter as he was being thrown out of a van lol

"Woah, crime-ridden detroit" "Looks like regular detroit to me" 😆 😂 😆 dead 💀

When he said that "he looks like a dummy" I immediately thought of Jimmy from the GTA rp lmao

I swear I always laugh so hard watching these videos

boston dynamics was conceived after a budding engineer watched the stair scene. And decided: my killbots will never fear stairs.

I don't usually enjoy full movie dubs (not sure why as I used listen to podcasts and let's plays regularly) but I think I enjoy every single one of your collaborative dubs. Keep it up, man

That home Murphy owned had to go for at least $500,000, how did he afford it on a rookie's salary? Oh wait, this is Detroit, he probably got it for a song...😊

@cafenightster4548

6 жыл бұрын

dave1135 lol, i was thinking that too. I have seen this movie a dozen times and just relized that in this video

@cookiehead2

6 жыл бұрын

All those drug busts have fringe benefits

@mckenzie.latham91

5 жыл бұрын

He's not a rookie, just a transfer.

@Paulafan5

4 жыл бұрын

His wife works, obviously. It's not set in the 1960s. Also, with Detroit being a scummy place in the "future" housing costs would be very low. That home would be over a million in some places but Detroit might only be 250k.

Commentary dub of Home Alone next please

Loved you guys for ages but I really like this series!

Your line about how Detroit in Robocop is just like real Detroit at the beginning reminded me of the Detroit mission in COD: Advanced Warfare where Gideon says "So...this is Detroit..." and one of the American Atlas operatives just completely deadpan says "Hasn't changed much."

@zeeweed150

3 жыл бұрын

Always has been meme inceret here

Alright you did Total Recall and Robocop but there's one more left. The greatest movie by Paul Verhoeven. Starship Troopers! You gotta do it.

Kinney's death in the extended version is about a thousand times more brutal. ED-209 goes ham on him and it takes *forever.*

After Erick and Donna finally marry. RED Forman goes into a rampage in the 80s lol

One if the best Dub It Outs yet! freaking hilarious.

18:00 - 18:35 fuckin killed me!!!😂😂💀

The Thigh Gap .

“Keep on shocking him!”😁

5:55 “Murphy, you promised to cook dinner tonight!”