Albert’s thumb-nails: *harassment* Albert in game: “WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING ME!”

@chopperthedoctor8718

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@pristonic4532

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@meowciclez

4 жыл бұрын

YES XD

@thienlang072

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@maxboss0083

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

American: *gets arrested* The first thing he says: "Where's my guns"

@vapingcat5406

4 жыл бұрын

I did say where Is my hamburger

@vapingcat5406

4 жыл бұрын

And my dead barking cat

@darklyboi3134

4 жыл бұрын

@@vapingcat5406 Dang man, that's sad

@Morgan-yw7nu

4 жыл бұрын

"Where's my 30000 pound big mac with extra risk of heart disease"

@superscrubbyfilms2770

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it’s: I know my rights!!!! Or: LET ME SPEACK TO MY LOYAR!!

I love how he massacred the entire class and then stopped to call that one guy a noob.

@izero_

2 жыл бұрын

Get noobed

@infinitethenextkazekage392

2 жыл бұрын

@@izero_ get noobed

@izero_

2 жыл бұрын

@@infinitethenextkazekage392 Get noobed

@Eyeconic110

2 жыл бұрын

@@izero_ get noobed

@izero_

2 жыл бұрын

@@Eyeconic110 Get noobed

*Its all fun and games until albert forget's to private chat*

@coolguy888

2 жыл бұрын

No because then Albert just lights everyone up with his assault rifle.

@myparentsacc

Жыл бұрын

When you've never seen him react like this before but you know exactly how he would act afterwards

@coolguy888

Жыл бұрын

@@myparentsacc I mean Albert would just light them all up and come back and continue to do it.

@myparentsacc

Жыл бұрын

@@coolguy888 i wasnt replying to u sorry, i mean when he would realize that he wasnt in private chat we could all just invision how he would react even though we havent seen him in that situation before. Is that only me..?

@coolguy888

Жыл бұрын

@@myparentsacc oh. Also no it isn’t only you. I can also invision that flaming would do that.

Game: *"How much rage will you cause people today...?"* Flamingo: *"Yes.."*

@wlrqr8258

4 жыл бұрын

Da_Madi BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMGGGGGG BAHAHAHAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@1kwithnosubchallenge522

4 жыл бұрын

@@wlrqr8258 This man had a seizure

@astoria_fiction9856

4 жыл бұрын

@@wlrqr8258 you ok man? XD

@luisgamercool_23flamenco15

4 жыл бұрын

True

@johnsterr1

4 жыл бұрын

-Astro World- suddenly your reply made it less funny .-.

Idea for island life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see

@ThierryCNF

4 жыл бұрын

That's a recycled idea

@sleep170

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@chancelorarnold720

4 жыл бұрын

YES!!!!!!!

@sx0lxxx_001

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a good idea

@that_anonymousartist

4 жыл бұрын

Like the unicorns heads and horns fall off

I love how Albert could’ve just joined a different server but instead he spent 1k robux to change his name.

@ameliabishop

2 жыл бұрын

No cause they could ban him from the game if they get his user and if he left the game and changed his name that couldn’t happend

@lordshaggy9052

2 жыл бұрын

there's only one big server the rest have little to no people

@ciberkid22

Жыл бұрын

It's not about the money It's about sending a message

"Are you ok outside of this game?" My response everytime someone is toxic

Guy: he’s killing Albert killing people Albert: no I’m not

@witheredtrumpet8359

4 жыл бұрын

Lily Randall scam

@witheredtrumpet8359

4 жыл бұрын

I HATE scam

@happyegg1797

4 жыл бұрын

Julia ... that’s the whole video it’s not funny

@humorouz007

4 жыл бұрын

Ye UwU

@joshuaeaton8963

4 жыл бұрын

5:15 funny moment

General: *checks chatlogs* Me: *sweat intensifies*

At 7:36 albert explaining how he fell and now he has a wound on his arm: Ads: PERFECT TIME TO POP A STORYTIME ADD :D

I like how albert doesnt know when he private chats somebody they also will be forced to private chat with them so nobody could actually see albert and bros chats

@-cosmicstvr-6351

Жыл бұрын

they could

@river9603

11 ай бұрын

No it doesn’t?

@boxmantherandom

8 ай бұрын

try it@@river9603

@meltedchees

5 ай бұрын

They aren't forced to private chat them

I love how Albert shot the training officer and everyone turns to him with ar 15’s

@robloxplayzzz5961

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@gold-gx1pm

3 жыл бұрын

*United States Military Academy*

@alexiacovrigel3239

3 жыл бұрын

@@robloxplayzzz5961 no

@screwcommies1292

3 жыл бұрын

Even the American army is so dang American.

@louismccaslin667

3 жыл бұрын

@@testexpirement5181 lmaoooo

“Are you stupid” Me: *Well heck yeah.*

@miu-kb2ue

4 жыл бұрын

tower of HECK

@alifayadh9005

4 жыл бұрын

@Lily Randall no way ya scammer

@liilak8166

4 жыл бұрын

Fayadh Ali y e p

@duckduck5910

4 жыл бұрын

literally me when i watch albert and somebody says "do you watch flamingo"

@ThaAnneShow

4 жыл бұрын

@@alifayadh9005 :)

i think the guy was chatting albert in private message so everytime he says pts he just gets ignored

@-cosmicstvr-6351

Жыл бұрын

he wasn’t bc he was telling the other guy who he thought was Albert “stop annoying me” and the other guy said ? which means he saw

These are my favorite of all albert’s videos. The army situations are so funny and make me laugh every time I rewatch them

Me growing up on Roblox: Health teacher: “ok class how do you identify if someone has died?” Me: Their hair will fall off obviously

@enriqueplascencia8159

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. That is the only POSSIBLE answer. What else could it be other than that! xD

@TheLymphNodeLimo

4 жыл бұрын

And their limbs! Duhh

@elhuracanarias3076

4 жыл бұрын

HE IS RIGHT THE MAN IS CORRECT

@pancakeyumyum4928

4 жыл бұрын

And they make the oof sound we cannot forget about that

@cesarooq

4 жыл бұрын

A+ for you

“The first bit will be low quality” Me: it’s Albert it’s never low quality

@raeraeyt

4 жыл бұрын

You tricked me with your name I thought its really 1.6 million years- *Internal Confusion*

@Mei-rx1tu

4 жыл бұрын

• ThatOneKid • 1.6 million years ago • Cuz you got Walmart WiFi

@UltimateGummyCat22

4 жыл бұрын

sᴀᴋᴜra

@sirbearbotbear5087

4 жыл бұрын

HollyGotHuskys damn

@rachaellang3137

4 жыл бұрын

OH YEAH? *puts on 144p*

I just saw this in my recommended, and even though I watched it when it came out I forgot about it, and this video just reminded me of how I used to be in one of those army groups, and this video was also genuinely funny, so thank you very much I just had a feeling inside me of like joy or relief idk how to explain it

:albertsstuff swearing :flamingo screaming

I like how the admin literally needed to give himself unlimited health because of Albert, who joined the first time LOL

@Funny_Chair_Man

2 жыл бұрын

fr he was so bad at shooting that he had to

@Goner_Requiem

2 жыл бұрын

the admin had a skill issue

@Fractrakill

2 жыл бұрын

Admin had skill issue so bad I was shocked he wasn't shooting himself.

@RacheI_YT

2 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised admins don't just automatically give themselves unlimited health, I guess they aren't used to skilled trolls

@Sammyisgreat

2 жыл бұрын

Do u know what the game is called pls?

“I just scraped against the road, it was incredible” 😂😂😂

@fatbabydog8254

4 жыл бұрын

Soo cool

@paulodfiliofilio8676

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@stormcounter5797

4 жыл бұрын

I hate how people just put a quote in the comments the KZreadr said in the video and they get likes

@lilyvlogs8954

4 жыл бұрын

Penguin ikr

@maddyex

4 жыл бұрын

Penguin agreed

This was genuinely funny keep making great content Albert

This video was made before my birthday😢 and now I’m rewatching this and I love it, I will always watch your videos man. Much respect

@critzical

2 ай бұрын

You're 3 years old?

Legend says that that guy is still requesting PTS.

@vincentvong5356

4 жыл бұрын

Broann Roblox underrated comment

@justacheeto07

4 жыл бұрын

:0

@justacheeto07

4 жыл бұрын

@@vincentvong5356 noob

@adrien2291

4 жыл бұрын

@@justacheeto07 shut up bully

@TrebleClefDan

4 жыл бұрын

Banana BaaaMaa you just liked your own comment bully

Everyone: You can’t buy happiness. Albert: 😏

@elizabethaftonowo8490

4 жыл бұрын

You can buy happiness..by.. Buying happy meals!

@mgitztrash7581

4 жыл бұрын

@@dianehudson3876 shut up sir or maam

@samp8207

4 жыл бұрын

@@dianehudson3876 We aren't dumb

@mdnoostay

4 жыл бұрын

Kawaii Cookie UwU your not funny :/

@sullysally4437

4 жыл бұрын

then what did i buy?

“Bad things happen to good people” (casually kills everyone)

Seargant: says nice words Albert : kills everyone in the room

roblox: is a kids game albert: i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that

@abandonedchannel3576

4 жыл бұрын

i dont think kids would be playing an RP army game lol

@ashice

4 жыл бұрын

Xenial, true lol

@ALIEN695

4 жыл бұрын

Cora Tine nooo littile

@ashice

4 жыл бұрын

Why are replies saying _Corona Tine_ ?

@jouyanabavian7519

4 жыл бұрын

Greek Olive this comment would make more sense if it was commented on Albertstuffs video (alberts original KZread account)

Nobody: Albert when he shoots his gun: *GLAGLAGLAGLAGLAGLAGLA HAHAHAHAHA*

@KyroPolly

4 жыл бұрын

Sir Ultim8 I wonder what will happen if he played arsenal or phantom forces

@hed446

4 жыл бұрын

Kyro Man he’s played arsenal but didn’t say gla gla

@ericwoodville6822

4 жыл бұрын

Sir Ultim8 yes glaalaalagflala

@BluPump

4 жыл бұрын

HOW STUPID ARE YOU PEOPLE THIS ISNT HUMOR ITS LITERALLY JUST WHAT HAPPEND IN THE VIDEO

@Nygmv

4 жыл бұрын

Om-this is true 100%

This video actually kept me sane.

Please do more of this omg

I love how Albert said “DON’T ARREST ME” while walking closer to the guy with cuffs

@M1Gaming1

3 жыл бұрын

But there was nobody else with cuffs I watched it 10 times

@hvzzx-_-

3 жыл бұрын

@Never-Give Up you are correct

@Xed_13

3 жыл бұрын

@Never-Give Up youre not wrong

@random6113

3 жыл бұрын

@@M1Gaming1 and

@onyx_chrome299

3 жыл бұрын

@@random6113 what do you mean and

Nobody: Albert whenever he gets a gun: **GAGAGAAGAGAGA INTENSIFIES**

@sebie2

4 жыл бұрын

*ok...*

@busterwestphal7431

4 жыл бұрын

So it's the same type of gun as M16?

@highping5137

4 жыл бұрын

Ok cute doge

@roastythighs

4 жыл бұрын

*GAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAAGAGGAGAG*

@ricardo2883

4 жыл бұрын

GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA*

these games take it way too serious they are like "Inside. 10 seconds or we kill you even on the same side"

rip the editor

“You’re disrespecting a-a future army soldier” -random kid that became a rapper

"You're disrespecting a future-" *becomes a rapper* "-rApPer."

you posted this 4 days before my birthday

Albert: I'm out of here! Also Albert: Proceeds to kill like three people before actually leaving

*video ideas* You and Kaden (or temprist) play murder mystery with the EXACT SAME avatar and knife. Second idea: Prank at a gymnastics or dance group/ game.

@cheesefries1366

4 жыл бұрын

Or Temprist* oh wait

@ewakrupa-papierniak4542

4 жыл бұрын

Or me* LoL

@eeee3156

4 жыл бұрын

Or some random dude he's playing with

@renessaandrews8009

4 жыл бұрын

ee ee true

@grubber

4 жыл бұрын

How would dressing up the same do anything? You know usernames exist right? You would immediately see the difference.

Albert shoots everyone Albert:NOOBS Someone shoots him Someone: Your the noob Albert: HACKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

@Delta57_

4 жыл бұрын

r/youngpeopleyoutube

@x0obr3ndalici0us

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@marciebowman3646

4 жыл бұрын

@@Delta57_ How?

@bacry5638

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh Delta if your gonna say that on a KZread channel for kids then get outta here

@CRCADAN

4 жыл бұрын

bacry Excuse me? It’s not for kids, it’s just that they don’t swear.

I love when Albert shoots a gun he goes like “GLA GLA GLA GLAH”

6:19 I love this! I'm dying of laughter!

"Bad things happen to good people" - Albert, after being thrown in jail for a massacre.

@wtechafk34

4 жыл бұрын

Waifu labs is cool, i mean look at my tumbnail. its created by an AI.

@LolLol-ey7ro

4 жыл бұрын

Sean Forsyth long live the bots

@veeasaurus

4 жыл бұрын

Sean Forsyth SCAMMERRR

@shuasday

4 жыл бұрын

H a h a...

@LolLol-ey7ro

4 жыл бұрын

Diane Hudson long live the bots

Albert every vid; this game should sell guns Albert when they sell guns: they shouldn’t sell guns

@antiophobia

3 жыл бұрын

true

@Naz_TheKing

3 жыл бұрын

True

@gladimirthegreat

3 жыл бұрын

@@Naz_TheKing ikr

@muffins7895

3 жыл бұрын

True

@gladimirthegreat

3 жыл бұрын

@@muffins7895 wow my comment has very unique and different replies......

legend has it hes still saying PTS to this day

Funniest Moments of The Video 1:20 Historical yell 2:10 What sound does your gun make? 4:13 Historical laugh 5:13 NOOB 5:15 Poor guy 8:52 Walmart Trump. His name is Sonald Krump Love the vids man. Keep it up :)

Albert: **fighting screaming and stuff** *Everybody loves that*

@BiggyWiggy2119

4 жыл бұрын

Albert: swears Everybody liked that

@coratine7680

4 жыл бұрын

Lol omg do I have 🎂?

@saraa9511

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@glitch-0-609

4 жыл бұрын

So true xd.

@denkikaminari4958

4 жыл бұрын

𝙴𝚙𝚒𝚌 :>

Albert: “...and I scraped it on the road, it was incredible.” Me: **claps**

@LessofE

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣

@chels4689

4 жыл бұрын

me: goes to comments to write the exact same thing. also me: someone already did it :c ALSO ME: wait that means we are both geniuses UwU

@polishcow4631

4 жыл бұрын

69 like nice

@thefoolishlord69

4 жыл бұрын

@@polishcow4631 .

@moralesfamily.6657

4 жыл бұрын

I believe in you

random dood: “is he killing” flamingo: *kills* “no im not”

Idea: Play Stateview Prison on an account that is 3 days old but has never played Stateview Prison, then abuse, and the title of the video is, "Speedrunning to get banned in Stateview Prison."

Albert: shoots everyone People kill him Him: Why did you kill me!?

@rayscott6953

4 жыл бұрын

perfection lol

@nonexistment8267

4 жыл бұрын

shoots***

@pablog3805

4 жыл бұрын

CløwnShxt Sorry

Albert: just chillin on a segway Segway: I’m boutta end this mans whole career.

@loganglossner3064

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew I feel you he killed bean man

@dianehudson3876

4 жыл бұрын

To earn 10K R💲 i have post℮d a vid℮o 👨 ▶ 👮‍♀️ Intenteu-ho mentre s'està treballant

@memphisvickers1007

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@jackierobledo6248

4 жыл бұрын

I hate when ppl say whole career it’s stupid

@crumbycake4158

4 жыл бұрын

Diane Hudsonhgghghghhg shut up

I missed these kind of videos you used to make. But I still like the newer ones as well.

just realized that ive watched this video multiple times and this is the first time that i watch the whole thing.

Alternate Title: Albert sneaking into the US Military as a spy and killing everyone in sight

@myah06

4 жыл бұрын

that might get him put on a watch list lmao

@bladeoftheruinedking2543

4 жыл бұрын

@@myah06 hmm

@randompatchofgrass5034

4 жыл бұрын

He was a spy for the Rat Army

@crumbycake4158

4 жыл бұрын

Random Patch of Grass I think ur on to something

@Sallyam

4 жыл бұрын

That's watch list worthy

Game: **sells guns** People: **abuses with the guns** Game _suprisedpikachuface.jpg_

@miriamantioch

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@jovenbautista1881

4 жыл бұрын

Cora Tine Oh you had one? I didn’t even notice.

@HaryanviKashmiri

4 жыл бұрын

Cora Tine stop

@Four-yy3sk

4 жыл бұрын

@Cora Tine Lol

@cloudypuff98

4 жыл бұрын

@Cora Tine did we ask u oder

When you think about we're just as bad as Albert. We watch him bully people for enjoyment.

You tha only KZreadr can make me laugh

Albert: *shoots everyone* Everyone else: *tries to shoot Albert* Also Albert: they are shooting me how could they do that

@Slash766

4 жыл бұрын

Cause they shot at him first 🤦‍♂️

@ore20

4 жыл бұрын

So you have chosen...death.

@dannyfasmanroger8002

4 жыл бұрын

i mad℮ a trick t𝐎 show th℮ trick f𝐎r many R💲 ✔ 😫 ☺ Não há nenhuma razão para não tentar

@bethspage7089

4 жыл бұрын

Thats rude, Why would they EVER try shooting him?! That’s just plain rude.

@viperdivoxd6675

4 жыл бұрын

Danny Fasmanroger shut it

9:44 when you don’t finish your work and they get to go to outside to play

@Moominvalleybiggestfanyearsago

3 жыл бұрын

i got a workout ad, but hey you do have to stay fit if that happens

@mrgee8447

3 жыл бұрын

Me everytime in math class:

Albert: I flew forward and scraped on the road Also Albert: *it was incredible*

Albert: HE GAVE HIM SELF UNLIMITED HEALTH Albert: "keeps shooting"

The reason why the trainer never responded to the guy saying 'PTS' was because he was in whisper chat with albert. If you are whispered by somebody your chat automatically changes to whispering so only Albert could see the other guy's chat.

@allo8464

3 жыл бұрын

@@brians4124 it does tho

@allo8464

3 жыл бұрын

@@brians4124 if you get whispered by somebody then you automatically join whisper chat with them

@greaseball8422

3 жыл бұрын

Whats the gamemode hes playing called

@Johnny-pm4ts

3 жыл бұрын

@@greaseball8422 I was gonna do a school shooting joke but I remembered that I am speaking english and americans would read this lmao

@SewShyy

3 жыл бұрын

@@allo8464 no

Someone should just make a song of him saying, GLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAH

@beanmangotbanned

4 жыл бұрын

applause for this awesome idea,

@madilynnfoxyp4843

4 жыл бұрын

YEAH

@cheese4113

4 жыл бұрын

Albert:¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Tylerrrxx

4 жыл бұрын

~Makes song of his singing it

@mrbitty3600

4 жыл бұрын

Gacha_ Cookies 100 miles

i like how people enjoy not explaining any of their actions when teamkilling in these games

Albert: shoots everyone Others: shoots back Albert: dies Albert: WHY DID THEY KILL ME

"im quite the stealthy one" -Albert 2020

@t2mwontfeatureme390

4 жыл бұрын

AGAIN!! 2019 was enough!!!!!!!!

Albert: _Shoots everyone_ _gets shot back_ Albert: NOOOO WHY DID HE DO THAT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHINGG

@swissroll4157

4 жыл бұрын

@ItzGamingTimeAaron! lol

@hyperr1092

4 жыл бұрын

@@swissroll4157 lol

@woahwoahwoah7530

4 жыл бұрын

*L O L*

@ema6678

4 жыл бұрын

@@hyperr1092 lol

@ifellinlovewithawar

4 жыл бұрын

•Illusīøn• sounds like something Albert would do.

When he did the part like when the dude on the Segway when he shot him dead and he yeeted I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe 😂😂

1:20 Albert trying to talk to people that do the same stuff he does:

Albert- (Noun) A person who harasses innocent children for "fun". Or A person who gets banned on basically every game he or she goes on.

@xxviolettwolvesxx7650

4 жыл бұрын

That real

@cindyjean9343

4 жыл бұрын

@@xxviolettwolvesxx7650 yep xD

@simplywraith_

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, Karen is no. Albert is yesss

Albert when he tries to kill someone: GLA GLA GLA GLA

@matd5692

4 жыл бұрын

GA GA GA GA GA* xD

@doomrr.e

4 жыл бұрын

GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA GA

@matd5692

4 жыл бұрын

@Connie UuU GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

@speakeasydub4296

4 жыл бұрын

GA GA GA GA GA GA GA

@figuraine

4 жыл бұрын

GOO GOO GA GA

I loved how Albert betrayed the intire class just to say to the guy "NOOB"

I love how albert gets mad that people are killing him for not following the rules. Dont get me wrong, its still funny

Albert:shoots everyone Someone kills him Also Albert: *WHY’D YOU KILL ME*

@sarahmcdonald5371

4 жыл бұрын

• clementine • 0.0

@christinesparks7798

4 жыл бұрын

So true xd

@somefuckingretard8289

4 жыл бұрын

When in the video did he kill everyone and ask that

@BluPump

4 жыл бұрын

Me: want good humor on youtube KZread: NOW THIS IS SOME HUMOR I LOVE THE SAME JOKES OVER AND OVER AGAIN me:fine no good humor for me

@abbyabigator2202

4 жыл бұрын

*WHY'D YOU EDIt

The bad audio proves how loud Albert is

@matd5692

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed kind blister

@manojkumarsingh4398

4 жыл бұрын

BUSTER say eEEEEEEEE

@notreallyagameranymore

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yea

@blue_k.7899

3 жыл бұрын

*NOT BAD, NOT BAD*

@mikkohuuhtanen1255

3 жыл бұрын

@@manojkumarsingh4398 E

you should do Fort tender it’s sells guns and you can buy admin. I love it.

Albert: stop killing me! *while repeatedly shooting them*

Radom person: is he killing Albert: no *kills*

@sewershark4705

4 жыл бұрын

*T E E H E E*

Albert trying to convince people hes a victim for 10 minutes

@adrienne5913

4 жыл бұрын

Danni Johnson lol

@adoreeliza

4 жыл бұрын

k

@blahblha

4 жыл бұрын

E

@rouckinghans4653

4 жыл бұрын

(Woosh if gay) not sure if you get the joke or not since sarcasm is hard to read but hes joking about him being innocent, again, its hard to read sarcasm so sorry if i couldnt get it

@Fabi50421

4 жыл бұрын

And 4 seconds ok

Albert: **kills everyone** Albert: *oops*

I can’t stop laughing I play this game for a year lol

albert : **posts a video of him playing a military game** me : uh ohh he's definitely gonna torture them all

@coratine7680

4 жыл бұрын

How’s my 🍑 look in my video??

@itsmadison7749

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

@hollowplug2244

4 жыл бұрын

@@coratine7680 Wtf? what???

@widodo9999

4 жыл бұрын

@@coratine7680 Nono square?

@fatimazahramohamadsyahrin8871

4 жыл бұрын

@@coratine7680 This isnt the place for you.

The other people in line: Albert: *giggling and insulting people*

@dianeyoung7032

4 жыл бұрын

i have posted a m℮thod sh𝐎wing t𝐎 get 14K R💲 🎀 👁‍🗨 😚 Sempre estic fent servir això per la meva necessitat

“Look at them all, having fun. And I’m stuck in here :’(, this is the worst.” -Alberts school Childhood 2008

I love how funny Albert is

"So I fell off my segway and I went-" *Starbucks ad start with a squishy noise*

@noahsdemise

3 жыл бұрын

I got a stupid asmr ad -_-

@thetrickythylacine5061

3 жыл бұрын

I got a muskoka brewery ad....

@thetrickythylacine5061

3 жыл бұрын

@@noahsdemise was it the Reese's peanutbutter cups asmr ad?

@lucilletan6140

3 жыл бұрын

Same i got a filipino ad

@S_T_0_R_M.

3 жыл бұрын

I got a browser game add

Dogs: WoOof Cats: MeOw Idiots: FiRsT.

@thedeadoverlord1079

4 жыл бұрын

Good good yes

@rqcky.2316

4 жыл бұрын

𝑀ℎ𝑚 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

@hatemastertenn1048

4 жыл бұрын

YoUR JoKE: (what you just typed)

Albert: shoots one person The entire training: *so you have chosen… Death?*

"WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME" albert said after he was explicitly told what he was doing wrong and proceeded to pull out a gun

Albert: stop shooting me! Others: YOU LITERALLY KILLED EVERYONE

@dashrxq

4 жыл бұрын

No he didnt

@boredasff6922

4 жыл бұрын

THIS IS SOPOST TO BE FUNNY STOP HATING

@lovingfalls

4 жыл бұрын

PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE OMLLLLLLLLLLLL. 𝓘 𝓡𝓔𝓟𝓔𝓐𝓣 𝓐 𝓙𝓞𝓚𝓔𝓔𝓔𝓔𝓔𝓔𝓔𝓔𝓔

@robertar6677

4 жыл бұрын

*ŃŒ*

@conultrasansskeleton9635

4 жыл бұрын

Ye is joke 0-0

“Why’d you kill me we’re on the same side” He isn’t *chill* enough for your presence.

@FormalToast

4 жыл бұрын

mmmm. hmmm mhm

@vern15

4 жыл бұрын

Lisa Moodley mk

@coratine7680

4 жыл бұрын

Do I have 🎂??

@imakedumbvideos353

4 жыл бұрын

k.

@owenrhawes

4 жыл бұрын

K

Army boi: HES BEING MEAN Flamingo: dude your literally in the place where you through your life away General: Your right!

Game:How much rage you must cause to others? Albert:Yes☻

He sounds like hes in the bathroom.

@sunnzies4889

4 жыл бұрын

lol yeah 😂

@grace_09

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he does xD

@theimposter9139

4 жыл бұрын

yep XD

@m.r3052

4 жыл бұрын

Look at his room idiot

@totlicker

4 жыл бұрын

M.R hé said it sounds like it, also it’s called a joke NOOB

my favourite bit is when albert guns down one of the instructors and the whole class they were with just executes him via firing squad

2:10 are demons allowed to be in the military? You: no Me: HAHA I ALREADY AM IN IT-

Why are their so many accounts with woman's body parts commenting

@user-ck4vw7jh1x

4 жыл бұрын

THEY ARE ALL BOTS THEY SPAM COMMENTS

@user-ck4vw7jh1x

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen this before

@fritz9260

4 жыл бұрын

WHA-?

@hiinsanity

4 жыл бұрын

Is this a threat?

@justjulplays

4 жыл бұрын

wait what- o.o