Subscribe, like and comment E for the algorithm or I will scam your golden poopy dragon Also here's the petitions: chng.it/Cvv7ndMn78 chng.it/2SZHCFR4mb

@Djungelskog69

Жыл бұрын

Bruh

@Banagnum

Жыл бұрын

hi

@brwnbrwn

Жыл бұрын

E

@Zyx.9827

Жыл бұрын

no.

@teaeco

Жыл бұрын

E

I can’t wait to get a full guide on how to traumatise children!

@tomhelcon6331

Жыл бұрын

hey share some for me -🤠

@artbyaj5526

Жыл бұрын

Traumatizing children?! finally a dude that likes doing that!

@Stare_ok

Жыл бұрын

@@artbyaj5526 mmm yes

@trollface7116

Жыл бұрын

same!!

@spytie_korplox

Жыл бұрын

Any more videos you know on traumatizing children send me the name

I remember in this game, before they added a massive "Leave house" button, I used to make houses that would let people enter and not let them leave, after I got a single family member inside my house I would teleport to the next baby in the family, pick them up, and then teleport back to my house. I repeated this until all family babies were imprisoned inside my house, then I would grind them by taking care of their needs, making massive profit, since the more babies, the more the needs. The only way out was resetting, but it was rare for anyone to know that you could do that, so they just had to be grinded until they left. Was only reason this game was any fun.

@Mason-cm6cs

Жыл бұрын

Sound like what i do in real life.

@killersawofficials7224

Жыл бұрын

@@Mason-cm6cs ayo wth

@randomguy3623

Жыл бұрын

Slavery:

@RajaIsThatGuy

Жыл бұрын

Child slavery lore:

@Rip_Joshie

Жыл бұрын

this sounds so wrong the way you put it

I used to play this microtransaction riddled game a while back, the main thing that kept me interested was honestly the house building. With a little bit of maneuvering you can glitch through the walls and build a whole ass skybase floating in the void. Alternatively, you can make a parkour course in the aforementioned void (which conveniently has a built-in death pit) and send out a party invite saying “whoever completes this gets a free mega neon golden piss flavored unicorn” and watch a bunch of kids repeatedly fail at the obby for your own amusement. Good times.

@mr-rat-man

Жыл бұрын

How long did it take to write this?

@scootermcpeanuts6699

Жыл бұрын

@@mr-rat-man A few minutes, why do you ask?

@vel5094

11 ай бұрын

Did anyone ever win?

@scootermcpeanuts6699

11 ай бұрын

@@vel5094 No lol

@summerheart9834

7 ай бұрын

omg same i used to even watch tutorial videos on different types of glitch builds as well lmao

1. Get good pet. 2. Invite them to a party. 3. Tell them you will give them the pet if they stay in the party longer than everyone else. 4. Wait five hours. 5. Leave.

@Jetstream_Sam

10 ай бұрын

Ok satan

@falamadur

5 ай бұрын

3:03 WARFRAME

I am hornswaggled by this man's ability to turn adopt me into a less baby friendly game

@CoolNinja9933

Жыл бұрын

its already a less baby freindly game with scams, but still

@ishanbhakri3782

Жыл бұрын

It is just the truth he speaks

@abramay1382

Жыл бұрын

Hey is hornswaggled a WILLY WONKA REFERENCE?

@myusername3689

Жыл бұрын

Gambling is already very un family friendly…….. very literally. Dad please stop dumping our rent money into the casino.

@amnaniqbal8576

Жыл бұрын

well i am bottom bazzaled my this comment, hregh hregh

Almost 3 years has it been, and he actually made a real video on adopt me. If Tank wasn't insane before (which we all know is true) he is now. Keep up the great videos.

@Mike-di3mo

Ай бұрын

This might hurt you but adopt me is a good game this guy is just a idk idiot lol (I'm going to start a argument in the replies

You can imagine my surprise when my friends told me that 4 years after I first and last played adopt me it was no longer about adopting children... But about money

7:14 a minuscule amount of trolling

I remember this game. I evacuated from Meep city ever since the roleplayer's population went down into the toilet. I lived there, had fun, and made friends then pets came and I found my kind going on the same path of extinction again. I quickly grabbed my things and fled to other roleplay games.

@astralengine666

Жыл бұрын

Oh fellow veteran, I too, saw the downfall of this harmless roleplay game becoming a hellhole. Royal high haven't fell so low because of trading because they added a trading hub. Now roleplay is dead because they haven't thought of that.

@gonnachangemychannel9449

Жыл бұрын

same bro, but i moved on below 1k players games, horrific housing wasnt rlly a below 1k player game but it was really fun getting cosmetics for my house and overall playing, i even had space theme and ice theme planned for my house, and there was another one i thought about but forgor 💀 but sadly i couldn't make them cause its just expensive to literally roll for a cosmetic that i probably didnt even want now about below 1k games, i played many games such as Randomly generated droids, other plate games such as laboratory experiment, plate of fate and some good fan made games

I have waited my whole life for this masterpiece

Your almost at 1 million subscribers. You deserve this your videos are hilarious. You go king!

i like that you added the music for when you get on your bike in the pokemon black and white games

As a person who doesn’t play adopt me at all, I can suppose that this is exactly how I see adopt me as. Thank you for making such a relatable video. 😊

@santiagov8406

Жыл бұрын

I played adopt me and he actually got all the points correct , even the scamming , yes I did try to scam once but it was so embarrassing I passed out from cringe ( I got the pet I wanted to get the time I tried to scam whit robux )

@frozenpumpkininspace9214

Жыл бұрын

As a person that does play adopt me, yes he got it all correct

@SebastianEstrada-un5xt

Жыл бұрын

Bro Tank fish if you see this you should do a video on AniPhobia

@knightlord368

Жыл бұрын

@@santiagov8406 i think they should change the name of adopt me to animal trafficking simulator

I like how the dog with tank is named "darkaltrax" 😂😂

Just love the way adopt me went from a fun roleplay game to a money printer machine

As a half thai, i can confirm that it is honorable to have your one of your lineage’s country mentioned in your favorite ytber, anyways, they kinda did it since they both got profit, kinda depends on each other in some kind of way

@arty7809

Жыл бұрын

Yup

I remember the time when I first played A-drop me in 2017. No pets, only one half of the server playing as parents, the other as babies. Most people craved something a normal person would, a better house and a cool car. Some may have spent their money on "gifts", the Primodrial lootboxes of the game to get a strange epic vehicle to flex on others. The center island had way fewer people, although there were still enough people to visit the shops to buy new clothes and food to feed their children. There was also a small inside joke in the community, in which people would throw babies off the bridge into the river when abandoning them, the devs even put up a sign on that bridge, which forbids throwing that act, however that did not stop anyone, hence the name I used earlier. All that, and I only played it a few times, before abandoning it for the more popular and cool in those times Jailbreak. Then, I briefly tried it again. It was sometime in 2020-2021, I don't remember exactly, yet I know that I pressed the play button purely out of boredom during the Beer Virus. I was greeted by a crowd of people gaggling and going after shiny things, like a flock of strange crows. Yet these crows were human. Human children trading with eachother, exchanging "abc's" and "123's" and handing over animals. At that time I have already had a taste of games with heavily implemented trading in them, however, I was still surprised to see servers that were once filled half-and-half, rampant with babies. Not literally, mentally. No other player has been taking care of children or trying to get a new car. They were simply trying to get pets. Naturally, out of curiosity, I tried to raise a few, I think I got a cat and a beaver, which I later gave some accessories, after that I discovered that these pets had the Neon and Fly variants, which of course, disappointed me. A game I once knew as a place for people to rp, turned into a zoo, where animals were more humane and sensible than their supposed owner. I only played the game for about a month, looking for anything that the pet system can be applied to. In the process, I have started buying cauldrons that I would use *_TO DRUG MYSELF WITH SPEED POTIONS TO THE POINT OF ME BEING ABLE TO OUTRUN A CAR,_* which had kept me going for a bit, until I have decided to leave. I have had enough of that game, and never I wanted to play it ever again. May the Capitalist forces crumble upon that game, releasing it from the grasp of pets, however it would always be remembered as that one trading game, with no goal and no end.

@kastoridesbobur

Жыл бұрын

Good times

@robertthecta

11 ай бұрын

good lord

@mori8706

9 ай бұрын

🤓

@Alex_Fishman

9 ай бұрын

@@mori8706 Bust

@KyloBarley

7 ай бұрын

I ain’t reading allat

U should play steep steps wit ur friends it would be funny seeing u guys struggle 😂

I love the thumbnail "CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?"

@charmendaria

Жыл бұрын

So highhhh≈~~~≈≈~

A guide to gambling from a young age... Just what we needed.

@charmendaria

Жыл бұрын

Owner Happy Casino Happy Devs Happy Roblox Happy Everyone Happy!1!2!!!!!!1

Hey tank, trenches got another new update. New maps and the dreadnought, which is a massive airship that will appear to bomb the enemy team after you take 2 flags during the daytime

The amount of doge memes that you used in this video was insane

2:02 i like how it says "DarkAltrax" and its a dog

3:56 "eventually the eggs stopped thinking"

Tank fish, you should make a video about, "Contact A-888" it was made by the same person that made decaying winter, I think that you'd make it very funny and I think that everyone would find it VERY funny. Thx (btw i luv ur videos)

Yo tank I would like to see you play islands, I wanna see what you do and how much you can fuck up in such a simple game with friends 😂

as someone who hasn't been on roblox for at least 6 years, seeing a family rp game turn into a bootleg CSGO market ring was the biggest set of whiplash I got in a good while

@lilialarcon3086

Жыл бұрын

Do you know the Pokémon scene that tank fish shown on the ash ketchup player

Ok pray to the youtube algorytm that this video doesn't go demonetized

@Josh72769

Жыл бұрын

ok

@KinaEKG

Жыл бұрын

Let's pray the Algorithm God

@grzegorzczarnecki5275

Жыл бұрын

i will

@ricefarmer-kr4yv

Жыл бұрын

Spam e folk time to spam e

@mustafaodabas2752

Жыл бұрын

00:05 İ dont think its that long to get demotized

I remember logging on to adopt me several years ago, on my kindle fire, and kidnapping random children with a stroller and separating families. I was an interesting child

I would absolutely love to straight up tell someone in their face "You're the type of guy to play Adopt Me because even the orphanage won't adopt you."

I can’t believe we’re getting to experience this masterpiece

3:02 finally, a reference I can understand

@srmeatyboi9009

Жыл бұрын

Cold the air and water flowing

I played Adopt Me a little bit, like when Pets got Added, I still find it hard that Pets weren't always in the Game despite playing before they were in the game, they've just been in the game so long and basically became the only reason it was played I ended up forgetting what it was like before the Pets

Lmfao 😆🤣 fr bro , f*cking love how u give a rundown of it 💯👏🏻😌

As someone who plays adopt me and is easily offended I found this really funny and relatable I was here to try and prove adopt me was a good game but all this guy said was facts

@coruptified7380

Жыл бұрын

imagine playing adopt me 💀

@Michaelb1577

Жыл бұрын

@@coruptified7380 what’s wrong I don’t see the problem scammers and slenders are the problem I’m neither of those so there’s no problem

@AzazelAugustus

Жыл бұрын

imagine playing adopt me 💀

@AntVaz7

Жыл бұрын

Imagine playing roblox💀💀

@elijahdulay4771

Жыл бұрын

@@Michaelb1577 I mean people don’t like the repetitive gameplay of trading a dragon for a literal dog. You can’t really blame them for not liking adopt me or thinking adopt me basically sucks.

Recording himself scamming a kid for his LGBT light shadow dragon is one of the most balls of steel move I've ever witnessed today. Absolutely ruthless!

@Mary.sLb3

Жыл бұрын

LGBT light shadow dragon lmao 💀

I don't know what Roblox is but I found this video very funny

I would LOVE to see an Arcane Odyssey video from you. Seems like your kinda game.

The reason as to why they managed turn a simple game of trading pets and having families into a Capitalistic Wall Street will probably never be answered.

Just Brookhaven, you can just do many things Including locking someone in the basement for shits and giggles Also, have a nice day Tank Have a gud day

you should do a pilgrammed in a nutshell when your bored and have no idea what to do

How do you still not have a million subscribers?

"When little kids begin to scam, it is time to scram." - a wise professor

3:40 but- I just was born.. please accept me father

@Josh72769

Жыл бұрын

a rat?!?! KILL.

you should play PHIGHTING! its a 3rd person "shooter" its pretty cool

Your always making me smile thank you

ngl bro you deserve way more views for the ammount of effort you put in

I just watched a man talking about a game that kids play, and i enjoyed every second of it

@combinetheelite

Жыл бұрын

Tank Fish enjoys kids a little TOO much.

@PointTheorist

2 ай бұрын

@@combinetheeliteyeah he loves traumatizing them

Hey tank fish can you give me the Roman music cause that was actually really really good

Aye Tankfish, how about giving Guts and Gunpowder a try?

7:53 *"Good day Ladies and Gentlemen ,yes you read the title correctly, we are going to own the country of **_Scotland"_*

This man’s creativity is on another level Oh and can you make a video on the new doors update

E I hope u will do another deepwoken vid for verse 2 as I really enjoyed the first 1

Yet tank fails to realize that when adopt me gets an update, it crashes every Roblox server. So we can use that reason to justify scamming the kids.

Hey Tank, I have two games to suggest you to try: the first is Nico's Nextbot, which is Evade but horror (and better); The second is Hours, an hack and slash singleplayer experience where you can manipolate time! Btw, I already know this video will be awesome, even if the première didn't even started yet

@slothtamer513

Жыл бұрын

YO I love both of those games

@KinaEKG

Жыл бұрын

@@slothtamer513 me too

@darkgoat89

Жыл бұрын

He already played those

@KinaEKG

Жыл бұрын

@@darkgoat89 when

@KinaEKG

Жыл бұрын

@@darkgoat89 no he didnt, i just checked

so who else died of laughter when he said babies are a hunk of flesh

so funny youtuber i subbed with bell!

Man I remember back in the day when you were able to put cash registers in your home and people were able to pay you I'd make a party that was basically an auction where whoever sent me the most money at the end would get a car (I actually had it cause y'know I gotta prove I've got the prize haha) and I'd have my friend over in a discord call and I'd announce in chat who the highest bidder was but my friend seemed to always outbid everyone else so at the end the guy who is totally a stranger to me and not currently in voice chat with me wins the auction and we split the money we made off of it

@EasternStory

Жыл бұрын

you can still put cash registers into your place

@joao2479

Жыл бұрын

@@EasternStory but they aren't usable, they spit out an error message saying they're disabled At least at the time I still played, haven't gone on there in years

@EasternStory

Жыл бұрын

@@joao2479 i tried out adopt me a few weeks ago and started doing some alt account farming with the cash register, it worked

@potatotime3745

Жыл бұрын

@@EasternStory Still not worth it with the lengthy cooldown, old cash registers were better.

@oneosix106decena

Жыл бұрын

You can actually get a svamm out of it Tou can get your friend to always do a high bid and act like a stranger and if theyre real fukin persistent knowing them you can get more than you bargained for

This is surprisingly accurate and funny

3:49 word of advice keep Aqua away from all frogs and toads. Or she will be crying and screaming in fear for 24/7 never letting you get any sleep.

hey tank fish you should play zulu wars its a fun game for war criminals

The face of tankfish's trollface never fails to make kid's have nightmares when they sleep 😊

i miss the time when my biggest issue in the game was children abandoning me cause i took them to a free shower in the sauna, cause housing was expensive, and now my problem with the game is that i dont play it.

I have no idea why but whenever I watch a tankfish video and I'm eating something the thing I'm eating tastes good

I remember playing this game trying to get the neon dark dragon and now seeing you I was rooting for you to spend robux to get something good

This guy and his channel is masterpiece

I think it’s funny how scamming became such a problem they needed a 30 second trade confirmation

You should play a short horror game called “The intruder” the intruder is basically Chili’s brother and he wants his 5 dollars back so you have to avoid him by hiding by turning the lights off and you have to fix the phone or Chili’s brother will figure out your plan it’s fun yet scary

I used to play adopt me and got pretty rich, then quit because I was so rich I had no motive to continue, so I gave all my pets, I legit emptied out my entire trades me inventory to my cousin. It took a gosh darn hour to wipe it clean, and donating all the money aswell took so long. And then I quit. My cousin still plays but I will forever have legit all those values stuck in my head. Mostly learnt it from this adopt me reading values website which has every single value of each pet implemented into it.

Tankfish had to use all his brain cells just to survive in this game, true legend

I like that he said “it’s in a nutshell” but in reality it’s pretty much the whole point of the game

could you make a nutshell about "Shell Shock" you will love it, because, uh... war crimes.

hey man. i just wanna say thank you so much. just recently my friend since childhood friendzoned me and said she doesn't date to marry and to just have fun.. you really distract me from all those bad feelings with making me laugh and smile. thank you.

Damn tank you expect me to wake up at 6:30 just to watch another of your vid well you were absolutely right

@austinorsomeonealt

Жыл бұрын

I'll do it even if it's 3

@The_Untitled

Жыл бұрын

Where I live it goes live at 2:30 in the afternoon, I can eat lunch as I watch it.

Finally. A game to practice economics like a true businessman

Hey tank fish, I'm sure you already got a game and are working on it. If it ain't this then you should play it next Entrenched

my brother and i used to play adopt me, when the pets dropped, i got a cat, my brother also wanted a cat but got a dog instead, so he named the dog "dissapointment"

this one's sanity must've already crumbled

Respect to Tank Fish making a 12 minute video on a game where you trade animals for food and other items and throw children into the water

“So can you please sign a petition where they should change the name of the game to *adopt me* to *trade me* instead”

His military in roblox is so good thats why I want to see his team terrorizing hackers

I'm getting reminded of the time a child came into my Gmod server to complain about getting scammed in adopt me. Funny as hell.

this video has teached me more about economics than my 8 years in school

the eggs were probably made in the boss baby company fr

Remember when on adopt me it was rp but the true fun was the stroller and just grabbing people? this is that it is now kinda not surprised

12:10 "This one's sanity must've already crumbled up"

This is some certified gaming

yo tank u should play pilgrammed It's FUN

love how tank made a bad dragon joke that is probably gonna get seen by some 5 year old who is gonna google bad dragon

I like how this guy can't forget about Bee swarm😂

@charmendaria

Жыл бұрын

its like permanet debuff for you You cant forget

Damn.. I didn't want to play this game but this guy makes the games sound way better and make me laugh my a$$ off 😂

Can you play guts and black powder next

Can you do tower defens simulator in a nutshell

Finally, i can see how Tank Fish traumatize kids in a "Family friendly game" :Troll:

I like how Tank Fish named his dog DarkAltrax lmao.

Hi tank fish! Can you plerase play contact A-888? It’s game from creator of decaying winter

I called my local wildlife enforcement and they just laugh.... I felt humiliated

I feel like tank fish gonna scam an kid and taunt him with his own pet

I saw a single frame of krieg at 11:54 and was immediately excited