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@Djirifoekrkfkf

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@ajarofjuice7154

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@legoworthiness9684

2 жыл бұрын

Joe mamammMamM

@danadrian2752

2 жыл бұрын

Bro did you comment on a KZread video? That's pretty CRINGE

@shpaghettishpaghetti6219

2 жыл бұрын

@@danadrian2752 Anything for the Algorithm.

Jan sounds like he's projecting with that Sableye story.

@kheireddineattala1281

2 жыл бұрын

he surely likes elektross

@GoldenOrderBS

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing lmao

@bigroddempsey4082

2 жыл бұрын

Which makes it even funnier

@captainsnake8515

2 жыл бұрын

TRUE

@gabagyatt

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that and scrolled to the comments and there it is XD

Never forget that this man's favorite pokemon is Zangoose

@StormGallade

2 жыл бұрын

-and he says he's not a furry-

@banettebrochacho5636

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with that. Zangoose is kinda cool

@christopherchavez1847

2 жыл бұрын

Exploud is a better looking mon imo

@greattitan371

2 жыл бұрын

A completely based pick.

@red2744

2 жыл бұрын

yo toxic boost zangoose is insanely op

Jan: **roasts people for liking cute pokemon** also jan: “i like zangoose because it’s cool”

@lolball1716

2 жыл бұрын

There's a difference between cute and cool P.S. - /j

@mcihele

2 жыл бұрын

man, the ribombee thing broke my heart

@adrigl3371

2 жыл бұрын

A big chunky cat with a big fluffy tail, not cute at all :p

@randomcrusader5632

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrigl3371 pretty sure it’s a mongoose, though it is called the cat ferret Pokémon

@titusarnklint5336

2 жыл бұрын

Stuff like this is why Jan never read the comments.

In a different universe where zangoose isn't his favorite Pokemon: "Oh look at this edgy furry cat shit it's like.......they gave a 14 year old a paper and told him to drow an angry cat and you've got this abomination "

@89StevieC

2 жыл бұрын

I read that in Jan's voice lol

@mohammedani5142

2 жыл бұрын

@@89StevieC y'know he's the same guy that roests krookodile for having a..................big head I guess??

@pomoswitch

2 жыл бұрын

@@mohammedani5142 why did Jan criticize Krookodile's big head if real life crocodiles have that too

@mohammedani5142

2 жыл бұрын

@@pomoswitch dude.......... How am I supposed to know that go ask him

@pomoswitch

2 жыл бұрын

@@mohammedani5142 Don't worry, it wasn't a question for you, I was just asking myself why did he do that

"Can you imagine if British People were real?" I'm spit out my tea

@Dememenic

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@riley8385

2 жыл бұрын

Bri*ish

@TheDonChuckyy

2 жыл бұрын

Nearly shot my drink out of my nose lmao

@majinsonic8766

2 жыл бұрын

*heya, british guy here.

@wennick4859

2 жыл бұрын

@@majinsonic8766 heya, paid actor here. Fixed it for you

This is Jan’s way of saying “I actually just hate all Pokémon” And you know what, I can respect it

@baptisteruellan1204

2 жыл бұрын

"except zangoose, based mon"

@MLGProMaster-tu9tz

2 жыл бұрын

Based

@thegunfireguy7447

2 жыл бұрын

As a pokemon player I too hate every pokemon in existence. Except Minior. It's cool as fuck.

@harikiran4339

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegunfireguy7447 I mean gimmick mons are fun

@strangerinastrangeland3613

2 жыл бұрын

that's why he only plays nuzlockes, to see them die

Even Jan has been tricked into thinking Haxorous was a pseudo legend

@janehrahan5116

2 жыл бұрын

Remove the psudo, hax is a legend

@grunkleg.3110

2 жыл бұрын

That, and Haxorus was actually the first Unova Pokemon ever created

@user-tz3zm3ej9j

2 жыл бұрын

Hax is p close to being one, fair mistake I'd say

@M4x_P0w3r

2 жыл бұрын

Besides that, Haxorus is a bypedal dragon, without any wings, that doesn't beathe fire and insteadhas axes for fangs... How is any of that "generic"?

@hughmann8458

2 жыл бұрын

@@M4x_P0w3r A weird amount of dragon-type pokemon are bipedal and/or have no wings. Garchomp, Dracozolt, Kommo-o, Haxorus, Goodra, Tyrantrum, Duraldon, and Turtonator. Dragonite and Druddigon are also bipedal, but they do have wings (although Druddigon can't fly from my knowledge) If I remember correctly, the only four-legged dragon with wings are Salamence, Flygon, and Noivern. So by pokemon terms, bipedal wingless dragons like Haxorus are a bit generic. Edit: If I'm gonna be really annoying about this, I also wanna mention that Haxorus technically can have Incinerate. So it can beathe fire.

“literally just a fucking bear with a ring on it…based.”

@yashs7976

2 жыл бұрын

Best rating for anything “based”

@joskalnunez381

2 жыл бұрын

Agree

@arr0w769

2 жыл бұрын

its literally just a sun bear lmao, except a sunbear looks more like a pokemon

jan: “nobody likes salamence” no wonder why he sac it in ek

@gegewillplayed5110

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@anotherfatyoshi10

2 жыл бұрын

Sac mence

@pauingles5810

2 жыл бұрын

Salamence is actually super cool, his wings are amazing

@mack-attack-420

2 жыл бұрын

Moxie salamence is god's name

@kohinoorbanerjee4009

2 жыл бұрын

@sleepy shut-in what about garchomp? Just because it cannot fly doesn't mean it is not a dragon

"I always wanted a long neck dinosaur Pokemon" Meganium: *Cries in the background*

@jacksonsmith2955

2 жыл бұрын

Well Meganium is fucking awful so ignoring it is completely fair

@JpForrReal

2 жыл бұрын

Tropius: *Sobs silently*

@SS-ig9lj

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonsmith2955 wrong, meganium is cool, its also pretty good defensively

@glowcloudwheatproducts495

2 жыл бұрын

@@JpForrReal tropius is the best. It really needs better stats

@naturalharmoniagropius4486

2 жыл бұрын

This guy must be drunk rn. Since when Meganium became good. 5 weaknesses, awful on everything.

"Literally just a bear with a ring on it " Oh, Jan doesn't like Ursaring. "Based." I completely misread that.

@WheelStart

2 жыл бұрын

Ursa-ring

Fun fact: In generations prior to gen 6 (before fairy types), you can use foresight on a sableye or spiritomb so fighting moves can hit them and are super effective. I did it on accident in my pearl version.

@dontmisunderstand6041

2 жыл бұрын

That was the entire point of the move foresight, to remove damage immunities. It's literally the only thing it does.

@eumorpha876

2 жыл бұрын

@@dontmisunderstand6041 it also causes moves to ignore evasion

@dontmisunderstand6041

2 жыл бұрын

@@eumorpha876 It definitely doesn't remove the accuracy check. But are you saying it does ignore the effects of double team or minimize?

@accentillia8116

2 жыл бұрын

@@dontmisunderstand6041 It doesnt remove all damage immunities, It only removes ghosts immunity to Normal and Fighting. Other than that, It also nullifies the effects of evasion

@SuicidalTurnip

2 жыл бұрын

@@dontmisunderstand6041 It ignores the "Evasion" stat when performing the accuracy check.

Someone should put arceus on every single one

@camoking3609

2 жыл бұрын

That person scares me

@amazingapple6964

2 жыл бұрын

That would be a waste of 20 dollars

@venomgaming7014

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. I’ll do that.

@martinmazzie2542

2 жыл бұрын

TheAuraGuardian comes to mind

"We live with our imperfections" - Jan also Jan: shits on everyone's pokemon tastes.

Sandygast is scary when you think about it. Whenever we went to the beach, my dad told us to crush any sand arch that was abandoned. Dogs and children are known to crawl under the arch and get crushed by the heavy sand

@arvistotele3442

2 жыл бұрын

Iggy

@tangytim6699

2 жыл бұрын

You ever crush an arch that wasn't abandoned? I hope so

@diegoxavier9107

2 жыл бұрын

@@arvistotele3442 LOOK OUT, HE'S STILL ALIVE

In PMD2, Driftblim was fucking awesome. In that game, there are monster rooms, where a ton of enemies just spawn in all at once. Those were super dangerous and could easily end your life. Depending on the pokémon in the dungeon, some would be harder than many boss fights in the game. Now, Driftblim's ability Unburden lets you attack twice on your turn in that game, as long as you're not holding an item. The move Ominous Wind hits every single enemy in your current room and has a chance to raise all your stats by 1 stage, on each enemy hit. A raised initiative let you attack twice per turn, then 3x, then 4x etc. In a monster room, when each enemy is each is hit twice, this 10% happens eventually and Driftblim usually just snowballed all monster rooms for me without taking any hit at all. I fucking loved that pokémon and I got so sad when I couldn't take it on the main quests. So yeah, definitely copied it from Jan.

@uberlord983

2 жыл бұрын

Unburden is such a busted ability in PMD. Its actually amazing how different the range of what does & doesn't work is between normal Pokemon & PMD, to the point where Growl is actually viable in PMD.

I don’t only like salamence because he looks cool, but reading bagon shelgon and salamences dex entries from all the games tells a story. I love the story of bagon being so persistent in wanting to fly that he grew wings. It just makes him that much cooler.

Pchal: All ultra beasts are cool Also Pchal: Why did you pick a buff mosquito!

PC: "Nobody actually likes Salamence." Me: My smile fades, I shall cry.

@bvd_vlvd

2 жыл бұрын

You're possessed by a ghost type that pretends to like Salamence

chat: brelooms arms extend Jan: *that will be for the youtube comments to correct me on* well, here you go

@glowcloudwheatproducts495

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like they just added the arm extension in the anime to justify breloom having punching moves. If there were any good kick moves in gen 3 it prob would've got them

@M4x_P0w3r

2 жыл бұрын

@@glowcloudwheatproducts495 Literally the pokedex description from Ruby: "Breloom closes in on its foe with light and sprightly footwork, then throws punches with its stretchy arms" Also, did you forget about Mega Kick, Jump Kick, High Jump Kick, Rolling Kick and Triple Kick?

@glowcloudwheatproducts495

2 жыл бұрын

@@M4x_P0w3r i played emerald so I never saw that entry. Thats interesting to know tho. And the best out of those was hjk which I believe was only base 85 power

@M4x_P0w3r

2 жыл бұрын

@@glowcloudwheatproducts495 85 base power for a fighting type attack was actually above average in gen 3. The ones that were stronger either had terrible accuracy or came with a big downside

True fact: every example of an edgy boy that Jan gives, it's a remembrance of his past self

@mystrenula3911

2 жыл бұрын

Past self? His favorite pokemon is zangoos

I’m starting to think that Jan hates the design of every single Pokémon

@joshrandell8397

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@sapphiredraggytheflygon8521

2 жыл бұрын

He does

@pumpkinemperor7966

2 жыл бұрын

and his fav is a FUCKING zangoose

@abitofsupport601

2 жыл бұрын

Only on tuesdays

@MrBarborosa

Жыл бұрын

I know, old ass video. But ya, except widely accepted shitty ones. Just your average contrarian. Some might say an edgy normie. All love tho, from me. He really seems more positive now.

It's so gratifying to finally see Lilligant in one of these lists

@lottiye

2 жыл бұрын

And maractus, glad to see i’m not the only maractus fan in existence

@krevso

2 жыл бұрын

where my lilligant enjoyers at? if nobody got i know shiny lilligant got me

@diegoxavier9107

2 жыл бұрын

@@krevso Hell yeah

@galvsparks6295

2 жыл бұрын

Lilligant’s design has honestly really grown on me a lot recently, it looks absolutely adorable imo, easily my favorite "grass lady" design.

@krevso

2 жыл бұрын

@@galvsparks6295 frfrfr

5 easy steps to get Jan's approval Step 1: Take a shitty, uninspired, basic design and/or make it thicc Step 2: Put it in the game Step 3: Place a .PNG of it next to a widely popular Pokemon like Salamence Step 4: Watch as Jan defends a _d o g_ Step 5: Profit

3:55 he didn’t even wanna talk about Brown Scyther💀

@glowcloudwheatproducts495

2 жыл бұрын

Kabutops is a horseshoe crab with blade arms. Based

@camoking3609

2 жыл бұрын

@@glowcloudwheatproducts495 the hash slinging slasher

jan: "THEY LITERALLY JUST COPYPASTED CHARIZARD'S STATS-" me: i like typhlosion bc he looks like hed be a good hugger :)

@cambriascolex

2 жыл бұрын

tbh same

alternative tilte : Jan complains about the weird body proportions of pokemon

@glowcloudwheatproducts495

2 жыл бұрын

I love that he pointed it out. No one else ever mentions it

@5darkelves994

2 жыл бұрын

Says the ugliest Pokemon ever

@galvsparks6295

2 жыл бұрын

@@5darkelves994 Every day Electivire wishes to be even a fraction of Armaldo’s beauty

@jimjimson6208

2 жыл бұрын

ever since he pointed out hte shape of hitmonchans head I can't stop thinking about it, help

*PC defending chandelures design* Also PC: LMAO ghosts possessing things, so uncreative

@DolusVulpes

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Chandelure actually isn't a ghost possessing something, and is implied to actually be more of a cursed object, since the pokedex implies that it steals life force from people and that tragedy commonly happens around it.

Love to see this man’s list so we could roast _his_ picks.

Bold making fun of the "um actually" sableye kid as if that isnt your entire career

sandygast looks like a sandcastle AND someone pretending to be a ghost under a sheet its design is excellent

“Imagine if British people were real” yh pretty crazy if we existed

@joshuawilliams1886

2 жыл бұрын

I know. I wish I existed.

@willferrel3767

2 жыл бұрын

Yea that'd be crazy

@vio2328

2 жыл бұрын

Chewsday

@natp1687

2 жыл бұрын

I am too busy sipping my tea and eating my crumpets to exist.

@Darkestsheltz

2 жыл бұрын

You mean prit ee crazy

You’re a good man not roasting infernape, even you know he’s the goat.

@user-pp6pr5fg8w

2 жыл бұрын

Absolute normie ass pokemon. It's horrible and uninspiring. I can't understand how can someone look at... that, and say "ah yes, what a good an interesting pokemon". It's design is all over the place, it has way too much colors, and it just looks awkward. Fuck infernape

@wennick4859

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-pp6pr5fg8w but you see…. Ahem….. fire…monkey. Checkmate

@alexanderthegrrrreat6727

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-pp6pr5fg8w fire monke

@MrBarborosa

Жыл бұрын

Ehh...... don't know about that, but I'll give you better than Emboar (who he likes better) and Like what you like, not for anyone else 👍.

6:56 He couldn't pick hydreigon because of the level cap...

the whole 'chewtle; bit made me laugh the hardest of any video I've ever seen, and I don't even know why.

These people really tried to build cool lists, not realizing that there is always something to criticize for every pokemon.

I mean, my favorite Pokemon of all time is Sableye just because he's dark-type Stitch. And a saddening lack of Altaria, fluffy dragon deserves love.

@Chelito0607

2 жыл бұрын

So true, Altaria is My fav pokemon

@kizza4911

2 жыл бұрын

Sableye are the useless Batman goons in explorers of darkness/time

@emawerna

2 жыл бұрын

I like having Sableye as my buddy pokemon in Pokemon Go because I feel its twitching will make other players uncomfortable.

PC " I always wanted a long neck dinosaur pokemon..." Tropius "What? Am I a fucking joke to you?"

@ryansanagustin6553

2 жыл бұрын

Mr banana beard is 100% a joke yes

@M4x_P0w3r

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryansanagustin6553 It's actually Mr banana earrings, thank you very much

4:10 Wait until my man sees Basculegion's lore lmao

@pancrase3223

2 жыл бұрын

Bro you look like Jan’s brother wtf

@evanmorisky4604

2 жыл бұрын

@@pancrase3223 this comment here explains why Jan hates youtube comments

this needs to become a weekly thing bro its too funny

I get the feeling that this man just hates Pokémon. Whuddaguy

Why have I never noticed that giant protrusion on Milotic's head?

@sand747

2 жыл бұрын

samee

Skarmory is cool as fuck! Milotic is my favorite water type! Ampharos is my favorite electric type after Luxray!

"Jan Shapiro isn't real, he can't hurt you" Jan Shapiro: 2:35

Aggron is my favorite, for sure. So I'm used to taking 1d4 damage drom vicious mockery.

I actually like the cold intro lol. I know he wont read this but, I love that it went straight into the ad then just straight roasting.

Never played a Pokémon game in my life, but from what I've seen, best fighting type is conkeldurr and all other answers are probably not correct

@coolbugfacts3953

2 жыл бұрын

thats a wierd way to spell heracross

@landonglaxey3488

2 жыл бұрын

@BigPig500 interesting way to spell buzzwole

@thereadystrategist

2 жыл бұрын

@Landon Glaxey Y’all can’t spell Lucario for shit.

@cokespy

2 жыл бұрын

y'all trying your best to misspell breloom, huh.

@sinnohperson8813

2 жыл бұрын

Why are everyone struggling to spell Infernape. It's I N F E R N A P E. GOT IT GUYS?

This man will call a design uninspired hoping you forget how he recycles videos so hard most of his top videos are all someone else's content. Love ya Jan

I’m never going to be able to unsee hitmonchan’s crocs now

@brain_tonic

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah all the humanoid fighting types are pretty goofy. That’s why Breloom, Heracross, crabrawler and Grapploct are the only cool fighting types.

This is actually much funnier than I thought it would be 😂

God this video is fucking phenomenal. I fucking love watching content with you just, like, talking. Your Nuzlocke content is phenomenal, but we need more of this.

I’m surprised we didn’t see someone say their favorite Dragon type is Mega Ampharos

Imagine someone picking Ludicolo as their favourite pokemon ☠️

@bvd_vlvd

2 жыл бұрын

Oh God the flashbacks

@alexanderthegrrrreat6727

2 жыл бұрын

Calling miror b rn

Bro that Zebstriker slander is just objectively wrong, what a cool ass looking pokemon

Pupitar is actually really interesting. In bugs, from which pokemon were inspired, some evolutionary stages are tha larvae (larvitar), the pupa (pupitar) and the adult bug (tyranitar, but in this case, it's actually godjilla. I think godjilla has some different stages too!)

I wonder how many death threats he gets on Twitter after roasting everyone's favorite Pokemon

@LedNeko

2 жыл бұрын

probably not that many, pokemon players are the least harmful creatures in the universe

@yurr1ka

2 жыл бұрын

@@LedNeko showdown would say otherwise

Is it bad that im getting tired of Jan being this guy who hates everything, i know its probably just an act but its getting sad and dull, pull an opposite day one time to switch things up

@Mahakian4

2 жыл бұрын

Right? Geez, I think it’s wrong to just blatantly insult other people’s interests. How would he feel if someone bothered to make a whole video insulting his favorite Pokémon?!😠

Zebstrika's just a bigger angrier Blitzle? Buddy, pal, friendo ... Rapidash

Can’t believe the Rhundus boss music from Prime 3 is in this video, always the best taste fr

>Roasts many common favourites >says ultra beasts are cool. They're not even called pokemon, dude..

@ditto9174

2 жыл бұрын

Ultra beast are cool

@shpaghettishpaghetti6219

2 жыл бұрын

Stakataka

@ganeshkodange38

2 жыл бұрын

Ultra beasts are based

Zebstrika is one of my favorite electric types and someone going to kill me for this but my favorite normal type is stantler

As soon as he said I was sick I fell for this channel

"We need another badass pseudo-legendary dragon" "How about this idea I just came up with. I call it Haxorus" "We'll add it into the game, but we won't make it a pseudo-legendary, yet everyone is still gonna kinda think it's a pseudo-legendary just because it has that typical Pseudo-legendary look"

"Starmie is really cool" Relief. Starmie is my all-time fave. Not that it matters, but I will take that validation.

That seal picture will have RussianBadger fans appearing soon. We are legion.

Ahh yes, I remember learning about what's in our soil and dirt, my favorite part or geography class

Jan: chewdle was only made because they wanted to make fun of the way British people say tuesday Me and other British people: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

This is way too funny. Some must've gone wrong in your childhood. Shoutout the person who hurt you. They made one hell of a guy :D

@ahmedamir6975

2 жыл бұрын

GAD DAMM

Definitely not making a list that's just the cutest mon of each type. Don't mind me.

Okay am I crazy or did the way jan knocked on the bojack horseman plate in the advertisement actually sound like the first 4 notes of the bojack theme

Charizard copies Typhlosion's stats; Typhlosion had those stats first. Charizard didn't even have a split Sp.Atk/Sp.Def stat.

I see the title I see zebstrika in the thumbnail I like and subscribe. Simple as that

The more I watch anything from PC, the more I dislike him. Started well, trending towards garbage.

@GalacticKid2006

2 жыл бұрын

Me too. I liked him at first but now i'm ferling "eh" about him.

@GalacticKid2006

2 жыл бұрын

*feeling

Also going from watching jan's sw/sh playthrough to watching this jan is giving me whiplash

This man really out here saying drapion looks like an accordian XD... I love it

Just got here so idk if Absol is on the list yet but Absol is the best and nothing can be said to change my mind Edit:Absol was not on the list 🤙

@diablofrag2177

2 жыл бұрын

Drew had one in the anime and he's easily the worst character in the entire 24 series and 23 movie franchise. Even when I was 7 I was squealing in my booster seat in the back of the car about how much he gets on my nerves. If it wasn't for this then Absol would be a nice pokemon but Drew ruined it.

@relax4377

2 жыл бұрын

@@diablofrag2177 ahh yeah I only watch the Kanto, orange islands, and Johto arcs/series. So I'm sorry drew ruined it for you but I don't know who drew is and don't wanna look him up to get ruined 😅

@diablofrag2177

2 жыл бұрын

@@relax4377 Lmao he's just some rich obnoxious snob that tries to get with May literally every episode he is in. It's obvious they made him to be annoying but holy shit did they overdo it

Didn’t Jan call Sneasel and Sandyghast based on one of the previous episodes?

6:06 comedic genius “Can you imagine if British people were real?” Hahahaha

He LIVES!!! We love you Jan, enjoy your break

To the guy who picked Haxorus as their fav dragon: I like you

would be cool if you maybe do some kind of video about teambuilding in a nuzlocke in certain games (maybe on a case study)

OMG! You nailed the Houndoom perfectly hahahaha that's exactly why it's my favorite Pokemon really, bcoz when Silver and Gold came out, I was a kid and I had a Rottweiler and I thought it was super edgy LOL

Was so confused when I recognized Skull Heart Arrhythmia in the background

Fun fact... Haxorus was designed back in gen 4's production and it is not a pseudo legendary. Also it chicken dragon

@M4x_P0w3r

2 жыл бұрын

Chicken dragon? Gotta have to explain that one for me, chief

Ig EK video is gonna be a 5 hour documentary

7:35 I can't believe Maractus survived Dexit. If you're looking to get rid of useless pokemon, I can't think of a better candidate.

my brain shuts off every time I watch these

You dare insulted my Snivy and Milotic!

So, i'm wondering what Jan used to be at school, the bully or the bullied. Or was he both, and bullied himself?

Smoochum? Ah, yes. I also enjoyed cheesing the hell outta Purity Forest back then.

I think Pokemon Challenges forgot this was a ‘favourite Pokemon list’ rather than ‘which pokemon are good list’.

Wooooowowowowo back up on the Salamence hate, everybody loves a Devilman reference

Indeedee's battlecry sounds like the doorbell when you enter a small shop.

Got some love for my older brother this episode, ya love to see it

Sweet a new roast video! I love these

Big respect for the BoJack poster, my guy.

I love this series :>

@3:40 lol Indeedee looks like it’s holding Mawile like a gun

Houndoom is my favorite mon from the whole series, and it's probably because it makes me think of Hound of the Baskervilles. Love me some Sherlock Holmes and the hell doggo.