Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike

If you participated in this roast, thank you so much for giving me some good laughs! I think it's important to be able to hear negative critique and to be able to get comfortable with it.
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Пікірлер: 19 000

  • @Calypso1834
    @Calypso18343 жыл бұрын

    Doctor Mike: *laughs outside but cries inside.*

  • @surekhasingh6114

    @surekhasingh6114

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why?

  • @blackhole1315

    @blackhole1315

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Pista80 BRUH YOU SCARED ME

  • @Pista80

    @Pista80

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tim Salman lollllllloll

  • @Calypso1834

    @Calypso1834

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Pista80 HAHA you can't rick roll me i memorised the link.

  • @Calypso1834

    @Calypso1834

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Pista80 i know it's still rick roll they make other videos to trick people you can't trick me mortal!!!

  • @Earth2Natalie
    @Earth2Natalie3 жыл бұрын

    Doctor Mike: *speaks Russian* Me: 😳😳

  • @milkyshakes

    @milkyshakes

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sapphire Fangs GIRL I REWINDED LIKE 37385418 TIMES

  • @sohanaislam4207

    @sohanaislam4207

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dnt ask..... I'm having trouble breathing

  • @cathreenzhen5948

    @cathreenzhen5948

    3 жыл бұрын

    What did he say?

  • @seungminisprettyaf

    @seungminisprettyaf

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cathreenzhen5948 he said that he talks russian

  • @cancelculture4920

    @cancelculture4920

    3 жыл бұрын

    Muda russia

  • @una8674
    @una8674 Жыл бұрын

    I wish the "You look like you f*cked up your modeling career and decided to play doctor instead" was in the top 5 I cried laughing during this lmao

  • @anveshavyas450

    @anveshavyas450

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CK8smallville

    @CK8smallville

    29 күн бұрын

    Yeah, I liked that one the best too!

  • @Nitrixxxx
    @Nitrixxxx Жыл бұрын

    Imagine he did this in 2023 . The roasts would be wild

  • @phoebewafflega5301

    @phoebewafflega5301

    Жыл бұрын

    Omg so true lol

  • @magoshak592

    @magoshak592

    Жыл бұрын

    Why tho? UwU

  • @kseniarasputin3147

    @kseniarasputin3147

    11 ай бұрын

    Why? Because he is from Russia? Imagine roasting someone because of their origin, especially when they have explicitly condemned the war

  • @Geexyktv

    @Geexyktv

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@kseniarasputin3147 wtf , what does him being Russian have to do with anything? It's 2023 people are just too crazy , do you live under a rock ? Tf .

  • @Therealtayacorfe

    @Therealtayacorfe

    10 ай бұрын

    67ygg7😊

  • @aneta5196
    @aneta51964 жыл бұрын

    “Your shirts are so tight they could give you chest compressions” 🥇😂👏🏻

  • @FabienneG6

    @FabienneG6

    4 жыл бұрын

    Felt that was the best one.

  • @average13

    @average13

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was my favorite.

  • @mayaenglish5424

    @mayaenglish5424

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@FabienneG6 Definitely the most accurate lol.

  • @allysantoro6378

    @allysantoro6378

    4 жыл бұрын

    Loki's Scepter same

  • @larisiklarisik5192

    @larisiklarisik5192

    4 жыл бұрын

    This one gets me weak

  • @Chris-pv6vv
    @Chris-pv6vv4 жыл бұрын

    Dr Mike: *laughs at being a dentist* 4 out of 5 dentists : 😤

  • @resident7995

    @resident7995

    4 жыл бұрын

    1/5 dentists: 😂

  • @anamaiag.2863

    @anamaiag.2863

    4 жыл бұрын

    Go Auburn we crushed Alabama

  • @n0t_lily738

    @n0t_lily738

    4 жыл бұрын

    1/5 dentists: 😐 I don't get it...

  • @anandbhardwaj7590

    @anandbhardwaj7590

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought this dentist stereotype was only followed in India and Asian countries,but seeing this🤣,I think it's a global trend now🤣

  • @sunnyflower9011

    @sunnyflower9011

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@anandbhardwaj7590 same 😂

  • @annewarden4644
    @annewarden4644 Жыл бұрын

    Dr. Mike is the only person who would turn a joke into a medical lesson..

  • @Rag371
    @Rag371 Жыл бұрын

    "most accidents happen within 1 mile of your home" I LIVE WITHIN ONE MILE FROM THE HIGHWAY-

  • @hopelessromantic3709
    @hopelessromantic37094 жыл бұрын

    He is laughing to hide the pain...

  • @alamgudiel1663

    @alamgudiel1663

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well he doesn’t have a choice lol. Stay safe y’all;)

  • @JameskentPEnabe

    @JameskentPEnabe

    3 жыл бұрын

    Alam Gudiel Thx you too

  • @legzfalloffgirl5148

    @legzfalloffgirl5148

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aren't we all?😂😂

  • @cheese--___

    @cheese--___

    3 жыл бұрын

    nope

  • @allisonferenbaugh5248

    @allisonferenbaugh5248

    3 жыл бұрын

    LegzFallOffGirl yeah yeah we are 😂

  • @minetruly
    @minetruly4 жыл бұрын

    You really did approach him in the creepiest way possible.

  • @asusgamer9378

    @asusgamer9378

    4 жыл бұрын

    hmm.... No replies?

  • @sterlingarcher9894

    @sterlingarcher9894

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Asks in Gruff voice: Heyyy, what moniker do you go by?

  • @Rockymann27

    @Rockymann27

    4 жыл бұрын

    How should he have asked him then?

  • @xyaz69

    @xyaz69

    4 жыл бұрын

    "How old are you..." oh wait

  • @realdeal7074

    @realdeal7074

    4 жыл бұрын

    😆

  • @0braincellz
    @0braincellz Жыл бұрын

    Kallmekris character is named Misha And Dr Mike’s name in Russian is Mishka Coincidence i think not!

  • @HuskyDog88

    @HuskyDog88

    6 күн бұрын

    And Mishka is the name of a talking Husky dog. If Mike were a dog, he'd be a husky.

  • @quinncotta
    @quinncotta Жыл бұрын

    the “ik ur a doctor but chet’s compressions wont save that hairline” had me cackling 😂

  • @andyshintaro3405
    @andyshintaro34054 жыл бұрын

    If laughter is the best medicine then your face can cure the world

  • @zbhype6836

    @zbhype6836

    4 жыл бұрын

    Forty thousand subscribers without any content? You got 4 with content, just sayin...

  • @kodiakwallander1728

    @kodiakwallander1728

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@zbhype6836 what the F are you talking about xD

  • @bryan3243

    @bryan3243

    4 жыл бұрын

    Vile ZBHype there’s a question mark in his name but okay

  • @faagalocollins7960

    @faagalocollins7960

    4 жыл бұрын

    You stole this lmao

  • @ade9986

    @ade9986

    4 жыл бұрын

    Forty thousand subscribers without any content? that‘s lowkey cute tho

  • @flabarbieri
    @flabarbieri4 жыл бұрын

    "You talk like a grown toddler" Dr. Mike: For real??? Also Dr. Mike: Bee Woop!

  • @obviouslymatt6452

    @obviouslymatt6452

    4 жыл бұрын

    it’s pee woop

  • @otopian1606

    @otopian1606

    4 жыл бұрын

    Constantinople, 1054 it’s bee whoop

  • @viniciuscoelho2605

    @viniciuscoelho2605

    4 жыл бұрын

    don´t forget about the babby boo.

  • @heathermiller6046

    @heathermiller6046

    4 жыл бұрын

    Constantinople is right. Dr. Mike has had it in type onscreen lol 😊

  • @bananawammabama

    @bananawammabama

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agreed, that is probably the ONLY thing that makes me cringe is when he talks like that, and he didn't even feel roasted by it! Boooo.

  • @legacygacha234
    @legacygacha234 Жыл бұрын

    For some reason when the ship came up, I just burst out laughing

  • @avabradley1864
    @avabradley1864 Жыл бұрын

    2:51 " *has a medical degree* *forgets Molly Burke is blind mid video and offers a high five*" ok but that would be me as a doctor😂💀💀

  • @vavila16
    @vavila164 жыл бұрын

    "My previous previous relationship was 2 years" 😂 Dr mike defending himself for 12 minutes straight

  • @dreamsvlog7978

    @dreamsvlog7978

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly too much 🤩🤩😂🤣🤣

  • @JwilliamsAssociates

    @JwilliamsAssociates

    4 жыл бұрын

    his previous, previous relationship. lmao

  • @DoctorMike

    @DoctorMike

    4 жыл бұрын

    Vic Avila haha I feel so many of these disses weren’t even accurate 😂

  • @vavila16

    @vavila16

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DoctorMike it's okay Dr Mike this took courage! 💟

  • @sigheyeroll

    @sigheyeroll

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not sure what it says about me, if I got second degree burns from that diss.

  • @BOREDOM6969
    @BOREDOM69693 жыл бұрын

    "You talk like a grown toddler." Doctor Mike: "For real?" Also Dr. Mike: "PEEWHOOP!"

  • @potatod4020

    @potatod4020

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s BEEWHOOP

  • @fairy5668

    @fairy5668

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@potatod4020 It's actually P baha

  • @potatod4020

    @potatod4020

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mobey Us Trip he says it beewoop in the video

  • @idontlikesocialising5103

    @idontlikesocialising5103

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is that also a roast?

  • @potatod4020

    @potatod4020

    3 жыл бұрын

    Akinej Softie wat?

  • @scott8572
    @scott8572Ай бұрын

    Dr. Mike the kind of guy to tell his patients to go home and watch his videos and then like and subscribe.

  • @mssaigon73
    @mssaigon73 Жыл бұрын

    You need to do more of these roasts . ❤

  • @Psych2go
    @Psych2go2 жыл бұрын

    Good laughs!

  • @mingsipeng4708

    @mingsipeng4708

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hi phych2go:))

  • @ipsharoy7398

    @ipsharoy7398

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh wait it really is you!

  • @darcyjohnson6132

    @darcyjohnson6132

    2 жыл бұрын

    OMG

  • @isaoost1891

    @isaoost1891

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love your videos!

  • @ace-wildcard6027

    @ace-wildcard6027

    2 жыл бұрын

    PSYCH2GO! BIG FAN! I love your channel!

  • @steveh.3582
    @steveh.35824 жыл бұрын

    Doctor mike: * asks people to roast him* People: * roast him as hard as they can* Doctor mike: *shocked pikachu *

  • @neondeath07

    @neondeath07

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did pika shock between chest compressions?

  • @CookingMyWay

    @CookingMyWay

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wasn't in time to do that... He would have cried.

  • @supremeleaderkimjongun5332

    @supremeleaderkimjongun5332

    4 жыл бұрын

    it was mild.

  • @samanthahealey5163

    @samanthahealey5163

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is the comment. It wins.

  • @DaxonDarling

    @DaxonDarling

    4 жыл бұрын

    Samantha Healey yasss

  • @sebastiankeller6646
    @sebastiankeller664618 күн бұрын

    Omg Jerry lives in Luxembourg. Jerry a day later: I live in Florida mate🤠

  • @yruby5k
    @yruby5kАй бұрын

    Mike is the type of guy to be polite even while roasting

  • @emmasolitaire2169
    @emmasolitaire21694 жыл бұрын

    "I'd roast you but my mom said not to burn trash" is more overused than oxegen

  • @shoijji

    @shoijji

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the same thinggggg

  • @deekay1306

    @deekay1306

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eww gacha

  • @Yonatan2479

    @Yonatan2479

    4 жыл бұрын

    Many of these i heard b4

  • @cupidbleh

    @cupidbleh

    4 жыл бұрын

    EXACTLY

  • @clearhelios1450

    @clearhelios1450

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was from like two years ago, heard 100 times

  • @musicalartist2584
    @musicalartist25843 жыл бұрын

    I love finding people who can laugh at themselves. not in a self-deprecating way but in a way where they're actually having fun with it.

  • @angelusvastator1297

    @angelusvastator1297

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's what everyone should do. Self-deprecation is overrated.

  • @karmenletourneau9574

    @karmenletourneau9574

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same and I LOVE Dr Mike's laugh

  • @hail9794

    @hail9794

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@angelusvastator1297 I live off of self-deprecation. Better than just making fun of yourself while you're not insecure. Self deprication is more honest than people who make fun of themselves for fame. Lmao.

  • @aurelia3439

    @aurelia3439

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Gwen's Ward lol do u have to be insecure to make fun of yourself that’s like saying u have to be depressed to be sad

  • @dontask9000

    @dontask9000

    3 жыл бұрын

    YES omg it’s the funniest thing XD

  • @SpiriitsRoblox
    @SpiriitsRoblox Жыл бұрын

    These are too good!! Whoever came up with these are amazing!!

  • @seeratbhatia8405
    @seeratbhatia8405 Жыл бұрын

    I need another one of these videos.

  • @ashleym5000
    @ashleym50004 жыл бұрын

    You just won the creepiest DM Award, Mike....

  • @---nu9kg

    @---nu9kg

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dermatology resident uploads LASER Q&A, she will also upload videos about ACNE treatment and how to get rid of it, or even how to MAKE YOUR LASHES GROW ! Follow her! kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZWV5xreCabK1dKg.html

  • @elhomo6406

    @elhomo6406

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@---nu9kg shut up?

  • @estudiordl

    @estudiordl

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@---nu9kg spam much?

  • @0gsrV

    @0gsrV

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ashley M his chest said woooo

  • @sgl7566
    @sgl75664 жыл бұрын

    Me: *puts on captions hoping I could understand his Russian* Captions: ( *SPEAKS RUSSIAN* )

  • @tkph0328

    @tkph0328

    4 жыл бұрын

    S G L he said: yes I speak Russian

  • @sgl7566

    @sgl7566

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tkph0328 OK thank you

  • @Sarah-lt4vv

    @Sarah-lt4vv

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's captions for ya

  • @Kevbino

    @Kevbino

    4 жыл бұрын

    S G L that’s what I did and it I’d that

  • @RuskiRomeo

    @RuskiRomeo

    4 жыл бұрын

    He said Yes, I speak Russian

  • @courtneyp8710
    @courtneyp8710 Жыл бұрын

    We love you doctor Mike! I’m a really big fan of you don’t ever change

  • @jenn_av2727
    @jenn_av2727 Жыл бұрын

    Just got to know you yesterday, Doctor Mike. I think you are an amazing person.

  • @jmela5101
    @jmela51014 жыл бұрын

    “you look like the type of guy to wash his hands after taking a shower.” dr mike: first of all, im not that type of guy........... *_but it makes sENSE_*

  • @rwys4721

    @rwys4721

    4 жыл бұрын

    mushy shy loll fav part

  • @iswitchaccount4446

    @iswitchaccount4446

    4 жыл бұрын

    ok

  • @ryleemcintyre8931

    @ryleemcintyre8931

    4 жыл бұрын

    I am that guy.

  • @curuvari2247

    @curuvari2247

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ryleemcintyre8931 Me too. Well, gal, but still.

  • @SMya-xk3jr

    @SMya-xk3jr

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@curuvari2247 same haha😅

  • @dee6294
    @dee62944 жыл бұрын

    "Do you even speak Russian?!" Mike: *something in Russian* I waSNt rEAdy

  • @jakubbronk673

    @jakubbronk673

    4 жыл бұрын

    He said: Yes, I speak Russian.

  • @fatimaiskandarli1197

    @fatimaiskandarli1197

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Да, я говорю по-русски!" that's what he said

  • @dee6294

    @dee6294

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jakubbronk673Thanks!

  • @abi-qr3zr

    @abi-qr3zr

    4 жыл бұрын

    His American accent hurts my Russian soul lmaooo

  • @ariellanaena6148

    @ariellanaena6148

    4 жыл бұрын

    My heart has combusted

  • @idislandacaro9983
    @idislandacaro9983 Жыл бұрын

    I love your programs, may God give you good health and bless you very much 🙏🙏🙏🥰

  • @HuskyfoxM00n
    @HuskyfoxM00n Жыл бұрын

    Someday you'll go far.. And I really hope you stay there

  • @baha17222
    @baha172224 жыл бұрын

    “Most accidents happen a mile away from your house” So you were conceived at your neighbor’s house

  • @mothwaltz4163

    @mothwaltz4163

    4 жыл бұрын

    baha altamimi, anyone who lives a mile away can hardly be called a neighbor 😂. More like a distant acquaintance.

  • @bananawammabama

    @bananawammabama

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mothwaltz4163 within* a mile of your house.

  • @OlOleander

    @OlOleander

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mothwaltz4163 Out in the country, you can definitely have neighbors a mile away. Sometimes more. Homes often aren't that close together.

  • @smilylaugh3725

    @smilylaugh3725

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @satansleastfavorite7736

    @satansleastfavorite7736

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ur 1k like

  • @doriamgonzales6469
    @doriamgonzales64694 жыл бұрын

    When he spoke Russian I felt things that I've never felt before

  • @Scootaskyeee

    @Scootaskyeee

    4 жыл бұрын

    Doriam Gonzales fuckin same

  • @carma1162

    @carma1162

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @hannirose8216

    @hannirose8216

    4 жыл бұрын

    BAHAHAHAHAH

  • @23lijah50

    @23lijah50

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fear?

  • @shio_w_o

    @shio_w_o

    4 жыл бұрын

    Doriam Gonzales cummunism ?

  • @ashleyolney3092
    @ashleyolney309227 күн бұрын

    Jerry is probably kicking himself that he thought Dr Mike had been hacked and turned down the video chat! Awesome video and really funny roast comments!

  • @quandaledingle2141
    @quandaledingle2141 Жыл бұрын

    Ok, you have to admit, those hairline jokes were absolutely on a next level in so many ways

  • @kennjohnson3970
    @kennjohnson39704 жыл бұрын

    The biggest roast is jerry not wanting to video chat with him 😂

  • @amberj.breckenridge9859

    @amberj.breckenridge9859

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kenn Johnson BURN!! 😂❤️

  • @kiwipiwi22

    @kiwipiwi22

    4 жыл бұрын

    Omg lol

  • @kj1227icecap

    @kj1227icecap

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @bellam.1946

    @bellam.1946

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @anjamutavdzic8114

    @anjamutavdzic8114

    4 жыл бұрын

  • @desirae3455
    @desirae34552 жыл бұрын

    Mike: "how old are you?" Jerry: *hits block button

  • @steph.uhknee

    @steph.uhknee

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sus af 💀

  • @-bramblewing-4668

    @-bramblewing-4668

    2 жыл бұрын

    I have one your so ugly scooby doo can’t even solve that mystery lol

  • @kamyagupta4030

    @kamyagupta4030

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @Fun_Fam4

    @Fun_Fam4

    2 жыл бұрын

    SUS AF!!!!!

  • @pandasforeverprayingforukr4834

    @pandasforeverprayingforukr4834

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sus 👀

  • @cocobrowny
    @cocobrowny8 ай бұрын

    The ‘beef tips’ one was the only one I laughed at till I cried 😭😂

  • @user-ml7en1sc6f
    @user-ml7en1sc6f24 күн бұрын

    I Am so glad I never saw this til afterwards. I COULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING MEAN. I adore your personality

  • @wrdz8227
    @wrdz82274 жыл бұрын

    His laptop is apple but its not keeping him away

  • @imgrootyeetgussguss9786

    @imgrootyeetgussguss9786

    4 жыл бұрын

    Your comment is so underrated it maybe only legends can understand

  • @amirul3233

    @amirul3233

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@imgrootyeetgussguss9786 yea ikr!

  • @owisnightcore2178

    @owisnightcore2178

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wait why is there only 48 likes?

  • @adankmemeindisguise1654

    @adankmemeindisguise1654

    4 жыл бұрын

    BRUH 💀💀

  • @whoknows8772

    @whoknows8772

    4 жыл бұрын

    I AN DECEASED

  • @sarahmavignierr
    @sarahmavignierr4 жыл бұрын

    "Dr Mike: never smoked. Dr Mike's laugh: smoked for 164 years and vaped the last 3" 😂

  • @NutpuffTheWolf

    @NutpuffTheWolf

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm the 100th like

  • @khaotictrash

    @khaotictrash

    4 жыл бұрын

    My laugh is like that 😂😂

  • @harpujanair8696

    @harpujanair8696

    4 жыл бұрын

    That one was my fav

  • @MK-zm7de

    @MK-zm7de

    4 жыл бұрын

    That one should have won!

  • @normawarfield19

    @normawarfield19

    4 жыл бұрын

    I laugh like a hissing cat

  • @dipfish1427
    @dipfish1427 Жыл бұрын

    the friggin person alert had me rolling on the floor laughing my heart out

  • @LemonAndVivo

    @LemonAndVivo

    2 ай бұрын

    I was looking for this comment

  • @H3ARTS4SAVOFFICIAL
    @H3ARTS4SAVOFFICIAL7 күн бұрын

    the way when i finished the last doctor mike video i was watching i quickly clicked this video to only see people roast my only subscribed doctor. nobody can escape the dad jokes

  • @sageisinfacttired
    @sageisinfacttired4 жыл бұрын

    Me: Turns captions on so I can see what he says in Russian.. The captions: (speaks Russian) Me: thanks for nothing.

  • @tiredwatermelon333

    @tiredwatermelon333

    4 жыл бұрын

    he said "yes, i speak russian"😂

  • @sageisinfacttired

    @sageisinfacttired

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks dude.

  • @creature8911

    @creature8911

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tired Watermelon THANK YOU!!!!! I was wondering what he said!!! 😂

  • @liukin95

    @liukin95

    4 жыл бұрын

    He says "Да, я говорю по-русски" (Da, ya govoryu po-russkiy) which as the guy above said means "Yes, I speak Russian". A very silly question to ask giving he is from Russia.

  • @tiredwatermelon333

    @tiredwatermelon333

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sageisinfacttired no problemm

  • @username15yearsago52
    @username15yearsago523 жыл бұрын

    Dr. Mike is the type of guy who claps when planes land

  • @TheGamersReview

    @TheGamersReview

    3 жыл бұрын

    you forgot "Whities"

  • @fati9108

    @fati9108

    3 жыл бұрын

    badrhey18 😂😂😂

  • @justdragons3317

    @justdragons3317

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is even better knowing that commercial planes can land themselves

  • @tsvjen5131

    @tsvjen5131

    3 жыл бұрын

    👏

  • @JCluvr19

    @JCluvr19

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why can't I stop laughing at this 😆

  • @that_g_u_y_
    @that_g_u_y_7 ай бұрын

    The burning trash one is probably the best one I’ve ever seen

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments Жыл бұрын

    “Then you won’t have any more meme review” That made me wheeze for a second 😂

  • @kottonkandy0962
    @kottonkandy09624 жыл бұрын

    You look like the one dentist in the ads that doesn’t like the product

  • @abhijaythakur4024

    @abhijaythakur4024

    4 жыл бұрын

    *DAAUMMMM ROAST DUDE*

  • @fatimaa6024

    @fatimaa6024

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nancyluna836 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abcdefoff3307

    @abcdefoff3307

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @obamaprism2669

    @obamaprism2669

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was the 666th likes

  • @1anonymous_moon

    @1anonymous_moon

    4 жыл бұрын

    My God that's weirdly accurate😂

  • @arinabogdan9528
    @arinabogdan95284 жыл бұрын

    Dr. Mike: Makes fun of someone for using the wrong "your" Also Dr. Mike: Uses the wrong "to"

  • @chelseamiller5260

    @chelseamiller5260

    4 жыл бұрын

    Arina Bogdan omggggg 😂

  • @arilol315

    @arilol315

    4 жыл бұрын

    Arina Bogdan Yes I died😂😂😂

  • @bogdan1058

    @bogdan1058

    4 жыл бұрын

    Your lastname is Bogdan? Thats my name!

  • @alenunya

    @alenunya

    4 жыл бұрын

    He did correct it before sending!

  • @tisamisu

    @tisamisu

    4 жыл бұрын

    He also wrote “you submitted my roast challenge” instead of “to my roast challenge”

  • @devoncook7033
    @devoncook7033 Жыл бұрын

    No matter the roast, the names for the video segments are the funniest thing about this video😹

  • @lidestudios5094
    @lidestudios5094 Жыл бұрын

    "Wash your hands after taking a shower" ... I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that, I do it unconsciously 😅

  • @idk-ed3ck
    @idk-ed3ck4 жыл бұрын

    You don’t need a roast. You’re already smokin hot

  • @Bolling0

    @Bolling0

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @NileshR12

    @NileshR12

    4 жыл бұрын

    idk Facts

  • @kamin5635

    @kamin5635

    4 жыл бұрын

    Facts

  • @idkwhattoputfornyuser8307

    @idkwhattoputfornyuser8307

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yessss

  • @treyyetti7004

    @treyyetti7004

    4 жыл бұрын

    Simp

  • @00kidney
    @00kidney4 жыл бұрын

    hahaha "You actually look like the human version of lactose intolerance"

  • @cheesecakelasagna

    @cheesecakelasagna

    4 жыл бұрын

    That legit opened my third eye.

  • @redeye3087

    @redeye3087

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh.... u got 666 likes

  • @00kidney

    @00kidney

    4 жыл бұрын

    😱OOops.

  • @ranjanachoudhary5940

    @ranjanachoudhary5940

    4 жыл бұрын

    666 likes?

  • @redeye3087

    @redeye3087

    4 жыл бұрын

    Katherine u were cursed until I, being the righteous knight that I am, saved you by liking.

  • @stevecamilleri6781
    @stevecamilleri6781 Жыл бұрын

    Dr Mike's hair look like gigantic waves 🌊🌊🌊🌊

  • @hayray9469
    @hayray9469 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that most of them were bc of his hair line😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChrisGagner
    @ChrisGagner3 жыл бұрын

    Jerry: You look like the type of guy to wash your hands after taking a shower. Also Jerry: Your DMs are so bad that it looks like you've been hacked.

  • @_apoorva_07

    @_apoorva_07

    3 жыл бұрын

    Woaahhh I didn't think about it!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Vohlfied

    @Vohlfied

    2 жыл бұрын

    🌬️❄️☄️🌨️ for the s i c k b u r n

  • @silk1440

    @silk1440

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Vohlfied you shouldnt put ice on a burn

  • @marionnduati3780

    @marionnduati3780

    2 жыл бұрын

    I was about to roast you but your life is sad enough

  • @hephaestus8122

    @hephaestus8122

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@silk1440 Very good advice, cool water is good, not ice cold water

  • @thatianaoliveira1745
    @thatianaoliveira17454 жыл бұрын

    “You have a small *stethoscope* ” I laughed way too hard at this

  • @Fauziaazim8986

    @Fauziaazim8986

    4 жыл бұрын

    Please explain

  • @personwholikesobjectshows1769

    @personwholikesobjectshows1769

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Fauziaazim8986 pp

  • @Fauziaazim8986

    @Fauziaazim8986

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@personwholikesobjectshows1769 ohhhhhh

  • @totsukatrap8959

    @totsukatrap8959

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Fauziaazim8986 lol

  • @kisses4kc
    @kisses4kc Жыл бұрын

    jerry is such a mood. “the…the red cross? would that be ok with you?”

  • @kimberlyalfaro9904
    @kimberlyalfaro99047 күн бұрын

    Dr. Mike's ringtone 📲 🤳.... ....... " 🎶 Back then, girls didn't want me. Now I am hot they all on me 🎶 "😅 (Back Then---by Mike Jones)😅😂😅

  • @teamrocketgrunts2860
    @teamrocketgrunts28603 жыл бұрын

    That chest compressions from tight t-shirts was next level yo

  • @tinajsews2835

    @tinajsews2835

    2 жыл бұрын

    Repent Jesus christ is coming back

  • @Hawk3n.

    @Hawk3n.

    2 жыл бұрын

    Watching dr.mikes vids make me want to eat my own aorta

  • @Vohlfied

    @Vohlfied

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, that was my favorite

  • @chilltok4013

    @chilltok4013

    2 жыл бұрын

    POV: You’re the one who wrote it so that’s why ur hyping it up 😂😂

  • @abigaillo4623

    @abigaillo4623

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tinajsews2835 amen

  • @edlopez1001
    @edlopez10014 жыл бұрын

    Dr. Mike: People: Peace was never an option

  • @tanmayjha6751

    @tanmayjha6751

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think this comment belongs to silence Wednesday check up video

  • @abigailthimothy15

    @abigailthimothy15

    4 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/i2Z5mZOolZPHg7A.html

  • @czu0o591

    @czu0o591

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wanna like but it's on 666 qq

  • @randomperson4198

    @randomperson4198

    4 жыл бұрын

    Aaaargh someone ruined the 666 like Oh well I'll just add another

  • @vivianaugustus10
    @vivianaugustus108 ай бұрын

    I like how he gives the winning money to a charity instead of a person, because then it benefit everyone

  • @vdu2908
    @vdu29087 ай бұрын

    "You have a small stethoscope" 💀💀

  • @sereracha
    @sereracha4 жыл бұрын

    Dr mike looks like he was loving all thse roasts

  • @mrmann69

    @mrmann69

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's almost like a relief from everyday life

  • @georgiegan

    @georgiegan

    4 жыл бұрын

    He was getting tired of being complimented all the time.

  • @hairyllama

    @hairyllama

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@georgiegan i think so too

  • @amelia4384

    @amelia4384

    4 жыл бұрын

    funny

  • @aalvarez2914

    @aalvarez2914

    4 жыл бұрын

    This makes me love the guy even more!

  • @Amberr_.
    @Amberr_.3 жыл бұрын

    “I’m a young Canadian I can’t be mean” *same man, same.*

  • @ariuskasmi4708

    @ariuskasmi4708

    3 жыл бұрын

    H

  • @shylaveinott335

    @shylaveinott335

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha funny because it’s true!

  • @Paqcar

    @Paqcar

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ye

  • @user-ml4zv4fj1x

    @user-ml4zv4fj1x

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am a young Canadian and once i took off my glasses, then put them back on, and said, “even with my glasses on you look stupid”

  • @hectorrivero2173

    @hectorrivero2173

    3 жыл бұрын

    Doctor miguel

  • @venn9552
    @venn95527 ай бұрын

    Why would anyone do this to themselves? I'm cryingg 😭😭

  • @tayrabird5916
    @tayrabird59169 күн бұрын

    6:49 *running up to you with a grin* Eraser! Eraser! (Ik this vid is old so nobody will see this but worth a shot)

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel28174 жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie. The tailoring condomn joke was really good 😂

  • @spdadventurer1754

    @spdadventurer1754

    4 жыл бұрын

    yes ..i dont know why that dint get picked up😂😂

  • @malyxxplays7949

    @malyxxplays7949

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie.. A pack of 10 tailor made condoms would be nice

  • @camilaribeiras6311

    @camilaribeiras6311

    4 жыл бұрын

    Where is it?

  • @camilaribeiras6311

    @camilaribeiras6311

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nvm, just found it 😂

  • @babyzegeek5435

    @babyzegeek5435

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is it bad that I don't get it? ._."

  • @lolscience1979
    @lolscience19794 жыл бұрын

    Me: *native Russian speaker Me: *hears Russian from stranger on KZread Me: “I felt that” *sobbing

  • @lunesart2295

    @lunesart2295

    4 жыл бұрын

    What did he say tho

  • @lunesart2295

    @lunesart2295

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh oki thanx

  • @brianhixson5357

    @brianhixson5357

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lunesart2295 around the 2 to 3 minute mark. I died laughing.

  • @WOOOOOOF

    @WOOOOOOF

    4 жыл бұрын

    Duuuude

  • @danielobsekov2864

    @danielobsekov2864

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh I speak Russian, he sounds like the typical Russian born in America that is losing the Russian language

  • @yehudityishai3542
    @yehudityishai3542 Жыл бұрын

    My grandfather is Jewish from Kiev, he wanted my father who was an only child, a doctor....but my dad fainted when they had to operate on dead bodies so he became a lawyer...he was one of the best but his upbringing was way too strict. He wasn't allowed to even play basketball, only school. My father tried the same education with me, his adhd daughter...I ended up at 12 leaving the states with my mom to live in Israel. You sound like such a wonderful empathic person, kudos. My dad was a self absorbed narcissist.

  • @Graphgaming
    @Graphgaming7 ай бұрын

    i got in a minor car accident today it hurt a bit on my leg i am ok this video has helped me through that

  • @ellalluka

    @ellalluka

    7 ай бұрын

    Hope u feel better bro wish everything will get better in the future

  • @Nour-op6wo
    @Nour-op6wo4 жыл бұрын

    No one: Jerry: why does my blood not clot at night?

  • @jennys9365

    @jennys9365

    4 жыл бұрын

    Love this comment!

  • @BriannaMSanchez

    @BriannaMSanchez

    4 жыл бұрын

    I just died 😂😂

  • @DaFefenator

    @DaFefenator

    4 жыл бұрын

    Im laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tin.sindiong

    @tin.sindiong

    4 жыл бұрын

    Loooool 😂😂😂😂

  • @raimarulightning

    @raimarulightning

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly, lol. That dude is funny but stupid, lol

  • @nickibear101
    @nickibear1014 жыл бұрын

    I literally wash my hands after I shower. Why did that feel like a random attack? 😂😪

  • @laibaqureshi3310

    @laibaqureshi3310

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same Here...

  • @khatunamezvrishvili6211

    @khatunamezvrishvili6211

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why

  • @CheezusTO

    @CheezusTO

    3 жыл бұрын

    ME TOO

  • @B1ackwo1f151

    @B1ackwo1f151

    3 жыл бұрын

    because it was we need to unite !

  • @Chloe-tj4xs

    @Chloe-tj4xs

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too lol . I do it twice after corona

  • @user-uj5hp2nn6b
    @user-uj5hp2nn6b10 ай бұрын

    No i would never ever roast you for even a single penny, you are incredible human Dr Mike ^^

  • @_Alex__642
    @_Alex__642 Жыл бұрын

    8:11 OMG RN ITS 8 37 PM FOR ME

  • @unicorndreamsgari5730
    @unicorndreamsgari57304 жыл бұрын

    Omg the “I would roast you but my mom said I can’t burn trash”, is so overused.

  • @willhead9958

    @willhead9958

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @randomweirdo7501

    @randomweirdo7501

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @toriellsimon9075

    @toriellsimon9075

    4 жыл бұрын

    UnicornDreams Gari some parents tell you to put trash in the fire can in the country can too 😐

  • @doaa7941

    @doaa7941

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Toriell Simon not very good for your lungs if you don't treat the air

  • @eddiet9411

    @eddiet9411

    4 жыл бұрын

    DoaA wrong run inside and lock the doors then go to your bedroom

  • @thorne_101_7
    @thorne_101_74 жыл бұрын

    _"Im a young canadian I cant be mean."_ Killed me 😭

  • @liciacakez9818

    @liciacakez9818

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm proudly Canadian for many reasons but mostly because we're just lovely fuckin people.

  • @indiaxlovee

    @indiaxlovee

    4 жыл бұрын

    Licia Cakez too liberal though

  • @indiaxlovee

    @indiaxlovee

    4 жыл бұрын

    Licia Cakez but lovely

  • @jenk6895

    @jenk6895

    4 жыл бұрын

    g As a Canadian, I couldn’t agree more!!!! Last election about killed me : /

  • @tylerbrown8323

    @tylerbrown8323

    4 жыл бұрын

    As a Canadian I call this as bullshit

  • @Skydraws-
    @Skydraws-7 ай бұрын

    I ne-need T-T-the pillow for comfort “Doctor Mike 2020 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

  • @diydame7163
    @diydame7163 Жыл бұрын

    I don’t like roast videos because it doesn’t feel good to me. It makes me sad because I always worry about the people being roasted if it hurts their feelings or makes them self consciously. But you handled it well and it was for a good cause.

  • @candycat848
    @candycat8483 жыл бұрын

    The fact that it's been over 8 months and he still checks comments....RESPECT 😅

  • @lionheart1295

    @lionheart1295

    3 жыл бұрын

    RESPECT ✊

  • @summerghost6551

    @summerghost6551

    3 жыл бұрын

    He still looking for some premium roasts

  • @matsupannoyoyetmeyfrooygi2340

    @matsupannoyoyetmeyfrooygi2340

    Жыл бұрын

    True like it is 2022 now he still checks then because I was scrolling saw one from a few weeks ago what was liked by Docter Mike

  • @zia-tz5ts

    @zia-tz5ts

    Жыл бұрын

    2 yrs

  • @jacobdahlquist2589

    @jacobdahlquist2589

    Жыл бұрын

    Facts 😂

  • @PARAZARELLE
    @PARAZARELLE4 жыл бұрын

    Dr Mike looks like he's going to be checking his hairline in the mirror for the next two hours.

  • @naenaekillua8378

    @naenaekillua8378

    4 жыл бұрын

    PARAZARELLE I would like your comment but it has exactly 666 likes and I don’t want to ruin that beautiful number so...

  • @PARAZARELLE

    @PARAZARELLE

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@naenaekillua8378 Oh wow...I wouldn't have known about the likes had it not been for your comment.

  • @tugcekarabalk6046

    @tugcekarabalk6046

    4 жыл бұрын

    More like next two months.

  • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

    @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who cares? I wouldn't toss him.outta bed for eating crackers, lol.

  • @EmmA-ln9he
    @EmmA-ln9he7 ай бұрын

    Hey Mike, I'm French and someone did worse than what you did to Molly : he was giving a concert on national TV for the telethon and turned to the audience and said : " everybody stand up!! " 😄😄😄 It was over 30 years ago and everyone in France still laughs about it to this day!!!

  • @riotmembraneofficial1309
    @riotmembraneofficial130910 ай бұрын

    Mike: On his phone completely oblivious of everything around him Also Mike: Gets a furbo doorbell notification and doesn't even think about checking it being the KZreadr he is

  • @gm-yb1qp
    @gm-yb1qp4 жыл бұрын

    “Dr Mikes the kind of guy to get his condom tailored before using it” AHAHAHAHAHA

  • @ferferrairo

    @ferferrairo

    4 жыл бұрын

    that's the one that should've won!

  • @megha5176

    @megha5176

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @audraross3012

    @audraross3012

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought that was the best. Why didn't it make the top 5 -- too close to home? 😂

  • @nickpassion123

    @nickpassion123

    4 жыл бұрын

    And I oop sksksks

  • @rhondab107

    @rhondab107

    4 жыл бұрын

    My favorite too, threw my head back laughing lol!

  • @gracielou6
    @gracielou64 жыл бұрын

    why did he seem like he was actually contemplating to start washing his hands after a shower tho lmao

  • @ilovenoodles7483

    @ilovenoodles7483

    4 жыл бұрын

    I really do do that. In the shower before exiting and after. Your hands come into contact with your body and the towel and the knobs and everything else.

  • @furyofgungnir

    @furyofgungnir

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ilovenoodles7483 and then everything else in the house. Unavoidable. Don't over clean. Pick them boogers and live life.

  • @Tirryna

    @Tirryna

    4 жыл бұрын

    IKR?!!! He totally was

  • @saraangel6696

    @saraangel6696

    4 жыл бұрын

    i sometimes do it. the shower is hot water, and running cold water through my hands helps me cool down and feel refreshed (i shower with extremely hot water)

  • @AbhilashNairSpartnax
    @AbhilashNairSpartnax Жыл бұрын

    Never seen a person getting spooked by - Bruh he's an introvert

  • @sayhellotoamierose7598
    @sayhellotoamierose7598 Жыл бұрын

    I think that you should do another contest for charity as it can help so many different people all across the world.

  • @Pyonghwaa
    @Pyonghwaa2 жыл бұрын

    I wash my hands after a shower 😂 because I'm just used to washing them before I apply my skincare.

  • @chillystar8153

    @chillystar8153

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wow its been almsot 2 years and hes still hearting comments.

  • @ilovebmth2007

    @ilovebmth2007

    2 жыл бұрын

    samee

  • @dt3338

    @dt3338

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@chillystar8153 i feel like he just watches his own videos for entertainment and just reads comment sometimes

  • @tseramccuen8394

    @tseramccuen8394

    2 жыл бұрын

    Omg! Same here!

  • @Pyonghwaa

    @Pyonghwaa

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dt3338 haha, he gets new notifications for each comment no matter how old the video is 😊

  • @alliepenaherrera1976
    @alliepenaherrera1976 Жыл бұрын

    Jerry being extremely cautious after FINALLY getting a response from Mike was weirdly the funniest part for me lmao

  • @DreamyStarsAtNight

    @DreamyStarsAtNight

    Жыл бұрын

    506th like, 1st comment. Wow. Also my fav part was... 🛳

  • @ATS34

    @ATS34

    7 ай бұрын

    Ikr

  • @mollusckscramp4124

    @mollusckscramp4124

    6 ай бұрын

    Trust issues, big mood tbh

  • @Me_like_Jaguar
    @Me_like_Jaguar3 ай бұрын

    I love how when the roast said if Doctor could even speak Russian he spoke it so seriously like the goat, it reminds me of when my friends ask me to speak Bulgarian and I call them a psychopath (because thats wat my friend group calls each other as a joke) and then they just look at me and say "did u call me a stickman???" and i just laugh so hard 💀

  • @amandaellis9030
    @amandaellis90303 ай бұрын

    Im a new dr mike fan and just watched the roast im sorry dude i think ur absolutely great and wouldnt say no to u being my doc ❤

  • @angelbaby4349
    @angelbaby43494 жыл бұрын

    All these people roasting his face like bruh if Mike isn’t beautiful who is 💀💀💀

  • @miaokatt

    @miaokatt

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mochi Chimchim You

  • @leakahtalyna6801

    @leakahtalyna6801

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gosh i dont want to destroy your 666 likes

  • @kowpse_uwu6168

    @kowpse_uwu6168

    4 жыл бұрын

    he asked for it...it was just for fun and charity...so why not?

  • @amirking5452

    @amirking5452

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Константин Сокол stop

  • @silvershadow1271

    @silvershadow1271

    4 жыл бұрын

    Girls.

  • @meowmiaous
    @meowmiaous3 жыл бұрын

    These highschooler jokes had me having heart attacks

  • @cornearana275

    @cornearana275

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dn you got a like from dr Mike!

  • @thskgneizf4334

    @thskgneizf4334

    3 жыл бұрын

    the “why did my wife leave me” caught me off guard👁👄👁

  • @SAZTAPO

    @SAZTAPO

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @Ben_Loughrey

    @Ben_Loughrey

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chest compressions

  • @jcw349
    @jcw349 Жыл бұрын

    Yes hand wash after shower is necessary! Hair gets everywhere...gotta clean it up and in case any residue got on me, gotta wash it off!

  • @katepeever2653
    @katepeever2653 Жыл бұрын

    7:09 best part of the video is the wheeze! I love the wheeze!❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂