Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike
If you participated in this roast, thank you so much for giving me some good laughs! I think it's important to be able to hear negative critique and to be able to get comfortable with it.
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Пікірлер: 19 000
Doctor Mike: *laughs outside but cries inside.*
@surekhasingh6114
3 жыл бұрын
Why?
@blackhole1315
3 жыл бұрын
@@Pista80 BRUH YOU SCARED ME
@Pista80
3 жыл бұрын
Tim Salman lollllllloll
@Calypso1834
3 жыл бұрын
@@Pista80 HAHA you can't rick roll me i memorised the link.
@Calypso1834
3 жыл бұрын
@@Pista80 i know it's still rick roll they make other videos to trick people you can't trick me mortal!!!
Doctor Mike: *speaks Russian* Me: 😳😳
@milkyshakes
3 жыл бұрын
Sapphire Fangs GIRL I REWINDED LIKE 37385418 TIMES
@sohanaislam4207
3 жыл бұрын
Dnt ask..... I'm having trouble breathing
@cathreenzhen5948
3 жыл бұрын
What did he say?
@seungminisprettyaf
3 жыл бұрын
@@cathreenzhen5948 he said that he talks russian
@cancelculture4920
3 жыл бұрын
Muda russia
I wish the "You look like you f*cked up your modeling career and decided to play doctor instead" was in the top 5 I cried laughing during this lmao
@anveshavyas450
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@CK8smallville
29 күн бұрын
Yeah, I liked that one the best too!
Imagine he did this in 2023 . The roasts would be wild
@phoebewafflega5301
Жыл бұрын
Omg so true lol
@magoshak592
Жыл бұрын
Why tho? UwU
@kseniarasputin3147
11 ай бұрын
Why? Because he is from Russia? Imagine roasting someone because of their origin, especially when they have explicitly condemned the war
@Geexyktv
10 ай бұрын
@@kseniarasputin3147 wtf , what does him being Russian have to do with anything? It's 2023 people are just too crazy , do you live under a rock ? Tf .
@Therealtayacorfe
10 ай бұрын
67ygg7😊
“Your shirts are so tight they could give you chest compressions” 🥇😂👏🏻
@FabienneG6
4 жыл бұрын
Felt that was the best one.
@average13
4 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite.
@mayaenglish5424
4 жыл бұрын
@@FabienneG6 Definitely the most accurate lol.
@allysantoro6378
4 жыл бұрын
Loki's Scepter same
@larisiklarisik5192
4 жыл бұрын
This one gets me weak
Dr Mike: *laughs at being a dentist* 4 out of 5 dentists : 😤
@resident7995
4 жыл бұрын
1/5 dentists: 😂
@anamaiag.2863
4 жыл бұрын
Go Auburn we crushed Alabama
@n0t_lily738
4 жыл бұрын
1/5 dentists: 😐 I don't get it...
@anandbhardwaj7590
4 жыл бұрын
I thought this dentist stereotype was only followed in India and Asian countries,but seeing this🤣,I think it's a global trend now🤣
@sunnyflower9011
4 жыл бұрын
@@anandbhardwaj7590 same 😂
Dr. Mike is the only person who would turn a joke into a medical lesson..
"most accidents happen within 1 mile of your home" I LIVE WITHIN ONE MILE FROM THE HIGHWAY-
He is laughing to hide the pain...
@alamgudiel1663
3 жыл бұрын
Well he doesn’t have a choice lol. Stay safe y’all;)
@JameskentPEnabe
3 жыл бұрын
Alam Gudiel Thx you too
@legzfalloffgirl5148
3 жыл бұрын
Aren't we all?😂😂
@cheese--___
3 жыл бұрын
nope
@allisonferenbaugh5248
3 жыл бұрын
LegzFallOffGirl yeah yeah we are 😂
You really did approach him in the creepiest way possible.
@asusgamer9378
4 жыл бұрын
hmm.... No replies?
@sterlingarcher9894
4 жыл бұрын
*Asks in Gruff voice: Heyyy, what moniker do you go by?
@Rockymann27
4 жыл бұрын
How should he have asked him then?
@xyaz69
4 жыл бұрын
"How old are you..." oh wait
@realdeal7074
4 жыл бұрын
😆
Kallmekris character is named Misha And Dr Mike’s name in Russian is Mishka Coincidence i think not!
@HuskyDog88
6 күн бұрын
And Mishka is the name of a talking Husky dog. If Mike were a dog, he'd be a husky.
the “ik ur a doctor but chet’s compressions wont save that hairline” had me cackling 😂
If laughter is the best medicine then your face can cure the world
@zbhype6836
4 жыл бұрын
Forty thousand subscribers without any content? You got 4 with content, just sayin...
@kodiakwallander1728
4 жыл бұрын
@@zbhype6836 what the F are you talking about xD
@bryan3243
4 жыл бұрын
Vile ZBHype there’s a question mark in his name but okay
@faagalocollins7960
4 жыл бұрын
You stole this lmao
@ade9986
4 жыл бұрын
Forty thousand subscribers without any content? that‘s lowkey cute tho
"You talk like a grown toddler" Dr. Mike: For real??? Also Dr. Mike: Bee Woop!
@obviouslymatt6452
4 жыл бұрын
it’s pee woop
@otopian1606
4 жыл бұрын
Constantinople, 1054 it’s bee whoop
@viniciuscoelho2605
4 жыл бұрын
don´t forget about the babby boo.
@heathermiller6046
4 жыл бұрын
Constantinople is right. Dr. Mike has had it in type onscreen lol 😊
@bananawammabama
4 жыл бұрын
Agreed, that is probably the ONLY thing that makes me cringe is when he talks like that, and he didn't even feel roasted by it! Boooo.
For some reason when the ship came up, I just burst out laughing
2:51 " *has a medical degree* *forgets Molly Burke is blind mid video and offers a high five*" ok but that would be me as a doctor😂💀💀
"My previous previous relationship was 2 years" 😂 Dr mike defending himself for 12 minutes straight
@dreamsvlog7978
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly too much 🤩🤩😂🤣🤣
@JwilliamsAssociates
4 жыл бұрын
his previous, previous relationship. lmao
@DoctorMike
4 жыл бұрын
Vic Avila haha I feel so many of these disses weren’t even accurate 😂
@vavila16
4 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorMike it's okay Dr Mike this took courage! 💟
@sigheyeroll
4 жыл бұрын
Not sure what it says about me, if I got second degree burns from that diss.
"You talk like a grown toddler." Doctor Mike: "For real?" Also Dr. Mike: "PEEWHOOP!"
@potatod4020
3 жыл бұрын
It’s BEEWHOOP
@fairy5668
3 жыл бұрын
@@potatod4020 It's actually P baha
@potatod4020
3 жыл бұрын
Mobey Us Trip he says it beewoop in the video
@idontlikesocialising5103
3 жыл бұрын
Is that also a roast?
@potatod4020
3 жыл бұрын
Akinej Softie wat?
Dr. Mike the kind of guy to tell his patients to go home and watch his videos and then like and subscribe.
You need to do more of these roasts . ❤
Good laughs!
@mingsipeng4708
2 жыл бұрын
Hi phych2go:))
@ipsharoy7398
2 жыл бұрын
Oh wait it really is you!
@darcyjohnson6132
2 жыл бұрын
OMG
@isaoost1891
2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos!
@ace-wildcard6027
2 жыл бұрын
PSYCH2GO! BIG FAN! I love your channel!
Doctor mike: * asks people to roast him* People: * roast him as hard as they can* Doctor mike: *shocked pikachu *
@neondeath07
4 жыл бұрын
Did pika shock between chest compressions?
@CookingMyWay
4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't in time to do that... He would have cried.
@supremeleaderkimjongun5332
4 жыл бұрын
it was mild.
@samanthahealey5163
4 жыл бұрын
This is the comment. It wins.
@DaxonDarling
4 жыл бұрын
Samantha Healey yasss
Omg Jerry lives in Luxembourg. Jerry a day later: I live in Florida mate🤠
Mike is the type of guy to be polite even while roasting
"I'd roast you but my mom said not to burn trash" is more overused than oxegen
@shoijji
4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thinggggg
@deekay1306
4 жыл бұрын
Eww gacha
@Yonatan2479
4 жыл бұрын
Many of these i heard b4
@cupidbleh
4 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@clearhelios1450
4 жыл бұрын
That was from like two years ago, heard 100 times
I love finding people who can laugh at themselves. not in a self-deprecating way but in a way where they're actually having fun with it.
@angelusvastator1297
3 жыл бұрын
It's what everyone should do. Self-deprecation is overrated.
@karmenletourneau9574
3 жыл бұрын
Same and I LOVE Dr Mike's laugh
@hail9794
3 жыл бұрын
@@angelusvastator1297 I live off of self-deprecation. Better than just making fun of yourself while you're not insecure. Self deprication is more honest than people who make fun of themselves for fame. Lmao.
@aurelia3439
3 жыл бұрын
@Gwen's Ward lol do u have to be insecure to make fun of yourself that’s like saying u have to be depressed to be sad
@dontask9000
3 жыл бұрын
YES omg it’s the funniest thing XD
These are too good!! Whoever came up with these are amazing!!
I need another one of these videos.
You just won the creepiest DM Award, Mike....
@---nu9kg
4 жыл бұрын
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@elhomo6406
4 жыл бұрын
@@---nu9kg shut up?
@estudiordl
4 жыл бұрын
@@---nu9kg spam much?
@0gsrV
4 жыл бұрын
Ashley M his chest said woooo
Me: *puts on captions hoping I could understand his Russian* Captions: ( *SPEAKS RUSSIAN* )
@tkph0328
4 жыл бұрын
S G L he said: yes I speak Russian
@sgl7566
4 жыл бұрын
@@tkph0328 OK thank you
@Sarah-lt4vv
4 жыл бұрын
That's captions for ya
@Kevbino
4 жыл бұрын
S G L that’s what I did and it I’d that
@RuskiRomeo
4 жыл бұрын
He said Yes, I speak Russian
We love you doctor Mike! I’m a really big fan of you don’t ever change
Just got to know you yesterday, Doctor Mike. I think you are an amazing person.
“you look like the type of guy to wash his hands after taking a shower.” dr mike: first of all, im not that type of guy........... *_but it makes sENSE_*
@rwys4721
4 жыл бұрын
mushy shy loll fav part
@iswitchaccount4446
4 жыл бұрын
ok
@ryleemcintyre8931
4 жыл бұрын
I am that guy.
@curuvari2247
4 жыл бұрын
@@ryleemcintyre8931 Me too. Well, gal, but still.
@SMya-xk3jr
4 жыл бұрын
@@curuvari2247 same haha😅
"Do you even speak Russian?!" Mike: *something in Russian* I waSNt rEAdy
@jakubbronk673
4 жыл бұрын
He said: Yes, I speak Russian.
@fatimaiskandarli1197
4 жыл бұрын
"Да, я говорю по-русски!" that's what he said
@dee6294
4 жыл бұрын
@@jakubbronk673Thanks!
@abi-qr3zr
4 жыл бұрын
His American accent hurts my Russian soul lmaooo
@ariellanaena6148
4 жыл бұрын
My heart has combusted
I love your programs, may God give you good health and bless you very much 🙏🙏🙏🥰
Someday you'll go far.. And I really hope you stay there
“Most accidents happen a mile away from your house” So you were conceived at your neighbor’s house
@mothwaltz4163
4 жыл бұрын
baha altamimi, anyone who lives a mile away can hardly be called a neighbor 😂. More like a distant acquaintance.
@bananawammabama
4 жыл бұрын
@@mothwaltz4163 within* a mile of your house.
@OlOleander
4 жыл бұрын
@@mothwaltz4163 Out in the country, you can definitely have neighbors a mile away. Sometimes more. Homes often aren't that close together.
@smilylaugh3725
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@satansleastfavorite7736
4 жыл бұрын
Ur 1k like
When he spoke Russian I felt things that I've never felt before
@Scootaskyeee
4 жыл бұрын
Doriam Gonzales fuckin same
@carma1162
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@hannirose8216
4 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHAH
@23lijah50
4 жыл бұрын
Fear?
@shio_w_o
4 жыл бұрын
Doriam Gonzales cummunism ?
Jerry is probably kicking himself that he thought Dr Mike had been hacked and turned down the video chat! Awesome video and really funny roast comments!
Ok, you have to admit, those hairline jokes were absolutely on a next level in so many ways
The biggest roast is jerry not wanting to video chat with him 😂
@amberj.breckenridge9859
4 жыл бұрын
Kenn Johnson BURN!! 😂❤️
@kiwipiwi22
4 жыл бұрын
Omg lol
@kj1227icecap
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@bellam.1946
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@anjamutavdzic8114
4 жыл бұрын
☺
Mike: "how old are you?" Jerry: *hits block button
@steph.uhknee
2 жыл бұрын
Sus af 💀
@-bramblewing-4668
2 жыл бұрын
I have one your so ugly scooby doo can’t even solve that mystery lol
@kamyagupta4030
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@Fun_Fam4
2 жыл бұрын
SUS AF!!!!!
@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834
2 жыл бұрын
Sus 👀
The ‘beef tips’ one was the only one I laughed at till I cried 😭😂
I Am so glad I never saw this til afterwards. I COULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING MEAN. I adore your personality
His laptop is apple but its not keeping him away
@imgrootyeetgussguss9786
4 жыл бұрын
Your comment is so underrated it maybe only legends can understand
@amirul3233
4 жыл бұрын
@@imgrootyeetgussguss9786 yea ikr!
@owisnightcore2178
4 жыл бұрын
Wait why is there only 48 likes?
@adankmemeindisguise1654
4 жыл бұрын
BRUH 💀💀
@whoknows8772
4 жыл бұрын
I AN DECEASED
"Dr Mike: never smoked. Dr Mike's laugh: smoked for 164 years and vaped the last 3" 😂
@NutpuffTheWolf
4 жыл бұрын
I'm the 100th like
@khaotictrash
4 жыл бұрын
My laugh is like that 😂😂
@harpujanair8696
4 жыл бұрын
That one was my fav
@MK-zm7de
4 жыл бұрын
That one should have won!
@normawarfield19
4 жыл бұрын
I laugh like a hissing cat
the friggin person alert had me rolling on the floor laughing my heart out
@LemonAndVivo
2 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment
the way when i finished the last doctor mike video i was watching i quickly clicked this video to only see people roast my only subscribed doctor. nobody can escape the dad jokes
Me: Turns captions on so I can see what he says in Russian.. The captions: (speaks Russian) Me: thanks for nothing.
@tiredwatermelon333
4 жыл бұрын
he said "yes, i speak russian"😂
@sageisinfacttired
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude.
@creature8911
4 жыл бұрын
Tired Watermelon THANK YOU!!!!! I was wondering what he said!!! 😂
@liukin95
4 жыл бұрын
He says "Да, я говорю по-русски" (Da, ya govoryu po-russkiy) which as the guy above said means "Yes, I speak Russian". A very silly question to ask giving he is from Russia.
@tiredwatermelon333
4 жыл бұрын
@@sageisinfacttired no problemm
Dr. Mike is the type of guy who claps when planes land
@TheGamersReview
3 жыл бұрын
you forgot "Whities"
@fati9108
3 жыл бұрын
badrhey18 😂😂😂
@justdragons3317
3 жыл бұрын
This is even better knowing that commercial planes can land themselves
@tsvjen5131
3 жыл бұрын
👏
@JCluvr19
3 жыл бұрын
Why can't I stop laughing at this 😆
The burning trash one is probably the best one I’ve ever seen
“Then you won’t have any more meme review” That made me wheeze for a second 😂
You look like the one dentist in the ads that doesn’t like the product
@abhijaythakur4024
4 жыл бұрын
*DAAUMMMM ROAST DUDE*
@fatimaa6024
4 жыл бұрын
@@nancyluna836 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@abcdefoff3307
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@obamaprism2669
4 жыл бұрын
I was the 666th likes
@1anonymous_moon
4 жыл бұрын
My God that's weirdly accurate😂
Dr. Mike: Makes fun of someone for using the wrong "your" Also Dr. Mike: Uses the wrong "to"
@chelseamiller5260
4 жыл бұрын
Arina Bogdan omggggg 😂
@arilol315
4 жыл бұрын
Arina Bogdan Yes I died😂😂😂
@bogdan1058
4 жыл бұрын
Your lastname is Bogdan? Thats my name!
@alenunya
4 жыл бұрын
He did correct it before sending!
@tisamisu
4 жыл бұрын
He also wrote “you submitted my roast challenge” instead of “to my roast challenge”
No matter the roast, the names for the video segments are the funniest thing about this video😹
"Wash your hands after taking a shower" ... I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that, I do it unconsciously 😅
You don’t need a roast. You’re already smokin hot
@Bolling0
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@NileshR12
4 жыл бұрын
idk Facts
@kamin5635
4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@idkwhattoputfornyuser8307
4 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@treyyetti7004
4 жыл бұрын
Simp
hahaha "You actually look like the human version of lactose intolerance"
@cheesecakelasagna
4 жыл бұрын
That legit opened my third eye.
@redeye3087
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh.... u got 666 likes
@00kidney
4 жыл бұрын
😱OOops.
@ranjanachoudhary5940
4 жыл бұрын
666 likes?
@redeye3087
4 жыл бұрын
Katherine u were cursed until I, being the righteous knight that I am, saved you by liking.
Dr Mike's hair look like gigantic waves 🌊🌊🌊🌊
The fact that most of them were bc of his hair line😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jerry: You look like the type of guy to wash your hands after taking a shower. Also Jerry: Your DMs are so bad that it looks like you've been hacked.
@_apoorva_07
3 жыл бұрын
Woaahhh I didn't think about it!!!😂😂😂😂
@Vohlfied
2 жыл бұрын
🌬️❄️☄️🌨️ for the s i c k b u r n
@silk1440
2 жыл бұрын
@@Vohlfied you shouldnt put ice on a burn
@marionnduati3780
2 жыл бұрын
I was about to roast you but your life is sad enough
@hephaestus8122
2 жыл бұрын
@@silk1440 Very good advice, cool water is good, not ice cold water
“You have a small *stethoscope* ” I laughed way too hard at this
@Fauziaazim8986
4 жыл бұрын
Please explain
@personwholikesobjectshows1769
4 жыл бұрын
@@Fauziaazim8986 pp
@Fauziaazim8986
4 жыл бұрын
@@personwholikesobjectshows1769 ohhhhhh
@totsukatrap8959
4 жыл бұрын
@@Fauziaazim8986 lol
jerry is such a mood. “the…the red cross? would that be ok with you?”
Dr. Mike's ringtone 📲 🤳.... ....... " 🎶 Back then, girls didn't want me. Now I am hot they all on me 🎶 "😅 (Back Then---by Mike Jones)😅😂😅
That chest compressions from tight t-shirts was next level yo
@tinajsews2835
2 жыл бұрын
Repent Jesus christ is coming back
@Hawk3n.
2 жыл бұрын
Watching dr.mikes vids make me want to eat my own aorta
@Vohlfied
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was my favorite
@chilltok4013
2 жыл бұрын
POV: You’re the one who wrote it so that’s why ur hyping it up 😂😂
@abigaillo4623
2 жыл бұрын
@@tinajsews2835 amen
Dr. Mike: People: Peace was never an option
@tanmayjha6751
4 жыл бұрын
I think this comment belongs to silence Wednesday check up video
@abigailthimothy15
4 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/i2Z5mZOolZPHg7A.html
@czu0o591
4 жыл бұрын
I wanna like but it's on 666 qq
@randomperson4198
4 жыл бұрын
Aaaargh someone ruined the 666 like Oh well I'll just add another
I like how he gives the winning money to a charity instead of a person, because then it benefit everyone
"You have a small stethoscope" 💀💀
Dr mike looks like he was loving all thse roasts
@mrmann69
4 жыл бұрын
It's almost like a relief from everyday life
@georgiegan
4 жыл бұрын
He was getting tired of being complimented all the time.
@hairyllama
4 жыл бұрын
@@georgiegan i think so too
@amelia4384
4 жыл бұрын
funny
@aalvarez2914
4 жыл бұрын
This makes me love the guy even more!
“I’m a young Canadian I can’t be mean” *same man, same.*
@ariuskasmi4708
3 жыл бұрын
H
@shylaveinott335
3 жыл бұрын
Haha funny because it’s true!
@Paqcar
3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@user-ml4zv4fj1x
3 жыл бұрын
I am a young Canadian and once i took off my glasses, then put them back on, and said, “even with my glasses on you look stupid”
@hectorrivero2173
3 жыл бұрын
Doctor miguel
Why would anyone do this to themselves? I'm cryingg 😭😭
6:49 *running up to you with a grin* Eraser! Eraser! (Ik this vid is old so nobody will see this but worth a shot)
Not gonna lie. The tailoring condomn joke was really good 😂
@spdadventurer1754
4 жыл бұрын
yes ..i dont know why that dint get picked up😂😂
@malyxxplays7949
4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie.. A pack of 10 tailor made condoms would be nice
@camilaribeiras6311
4 жыл бұрын
Where is it?
@camilaribeiras6311
4 жыл бұрын
Nvm, just found it 😂
@babyzegeek5435
3 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I don't get it? ._."
Me: *native Russian speaker Me: *hears Russian from stranger on KZread Me: “I felt that” *sobbing
@lunesart2295
4 жыл бұрын
What did he say tho
@lunesart2295
4 жыл бұрын
Oh oki thanx
@brianhixson5357
4 жыл бұрын
@@lunesart2295 around the 2 to 3 minute mark. I died laughing.
@WOOOOOOF
4 жыл бұрын
Duuuude
@danielobsekov2864
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh I speak Russian, he sounds like the typical Russian born in America that is losing the Russian language
My grandfather is Jewish from Kiev, he wanted my father who was an only child, a doctor....but my dad fainted when they had to operate on dead bodies so he became a lawyer...he was one of the best but his upbringing was way too strict. He wasn't allowed to even play basketball, only school. My father tried the same education with me, his adhd daughter...I ended up at 12 leaving the states with my mom to live in Israel. You sound like such a wonderful empathic person, kudos. My dad was a self absorbed narcissist.
i got in a minor car accident today it hurt a bit on my leg i am ok this video has helped me through that
@ellalluka
7 ай бұрын
Hope u feel better bro wish everything will get better in the future
No one: Jerry: why does my blood not clot at night?
@jennys9365
4 жыл бұрын
Love this comment!
@BriannaMSanchez
4 жыл бұрын
I just died 😂😂
@DaFefenator
4 жыл бұрын
Im laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!
@tin.sindiong
4 жыл бұрын
Loooool 😂😂😂😂
@raimarulightning
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, lol. That dude is funny but stupid, lol
I literally wash my hands after I shower. Why did that feel like a random attack? 😂😪
@laibaqureshi3310
3 жыл бұрын
Same Here...
@khatunamezvrishvili6211
3 жыл бұрын
Why
@CheezusTO
3 жыл бұрын
ME TOO
@B1ackwo1f151
3 жыл бұрын
because it was we need to unite !
@Chloe-tj4xs
3 жыл бұрын
Me too lol . I do it twice after corona
No i would never ever roast you for even a single penny, you are incredible human Dr Mike ^^
8:11 OMG RN ITS 8 37 PM FOR ME
Omg the “I would roast you but my mom said I can’t burn trash”, is so overused.
@willhead9958
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@randomweirdo7501
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@toriellsimon9075
4 жыл бұрын
UnicornDreams Gari some parents tell you to put trash in the fire can in the country can too 😐
@doaa7941
4 жыл бұрын
@Toriell Simon not very good for your lungs if you don't treat the air
@eddiet9411
4 жыл бұрын
DoaA wrong run inside and lock the doors then go to your bedroom
_"Im a young canadian I cant be mean."_ Killed me 😭
@liciacakez9818
4 жыл бұрын
I'm proudly Canadian for many reasons but mostly because we're just lovely fuckin people.
@indiaxlovee
4 жыл бұрын
Licia Cakez too liberal though
@indiaxlovee
4 жыл бұрын
Licia Cakez but lovely
@jenk6895
4 жыл бұрын
g As a Canadian, I couldn’t agree more!!!! Last election about killed me : /
@tylerbrown8323
4 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian I call this as bullshit
I ne-need T-T-the pillow for comfort “Doctor Mike 2020 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
I don’t like roast videos because it doesn’t feel good to me. It makes me sad because I always worry about the people being roasted if it hurts their feelings or makes them self consciously. But you handled it well and it was for a good cause.
The fact that it's been over 8 months and he still checks comments....RESPECT 😅
@lionheart1295
3 жыл бұрын
RESPECT ✊
@summerghost6551
3 жыл бұрын
He still looking for some premium roasts
@matsupannoyoyetmeyfrooygi2340
Жыл бұрын
True like it is 2022 now he still checks then because I was scrolling saw one from a few weeks ago what was liked by Docter Mike
@zia-tz5ts
Жыл бұрын
2 yrs
@jacobdahlquist2589
Жыл бұрын
Facts 😂
Dr Mike looks like he's going to be checking his hairline in the mirror for the next two hours.
@naenaekillua8378
4 жыл бұрын
PARAZARELLE I would like your comment but it has exactly 666 likes and I don’t want to ruin that beautiful number so...
@PARAZARELLE
4 жыл бұрын
@@naenaekillua8378 Oh wow...I wouldn't have known about the likes had it not been for your comment.
@tugcekarabalk6046
4 жыл бұрын
More like next two months.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
4 жыл бұрын
Who cares? I wouldn't toss him.outta bed for eating crackers, lol.
Hey Mike, I'm French and someone did worse than what you did to Molly : he was giving a concert on national TV for the telethon and turned to the audience and said : " everybody stand up!! " 😄😄😄 It was over 30 years ago and everyone in France still laughs about it to this day!!!
Mike: On his phone completely oblivious of everything around him Also Mike: Gets a furbo doorbell notification and doesn't even think about checking it being the KZreadr he is
“Dr Mikes the kind of guy to get his condom tailored before using it” AHAHAHAHAHA
@ferferrairo
4 жыл бұрын
that's the one that should've won!
@megha5176
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@audraross3012
4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was the best. Why didn't it make the top 5 -- too close to home? 😂
@nickpassion123
4 жыл бұрын
And I oop sksksks
@rhondab107
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite too, threw my head back laughing lol!
why did he seem like he was actually contemplating to start washing his hands after a shower tho lmao
@ilovenoodles7483
4 жыл бұрын
I really do do that. In the shower before exiting and after. Your hands come into contact with your body and the towel and the knobs and everything else.
@furyofgungnir
4 жыл бұрын
@@ilovenoodles7483 and then everything else in the house. Unavoidable. Don't over clean. Pick them boogers and live life.
@Tirryna
4 жыл бұрын
IKR?!!! He totally was
@saraangel6696
4 жыл бұрын
i sometimes do it. the shower is hot water, and running cold water through my hands helps me cool down and feel refreshed (i shower with extremely hot water)
Never seen a person getting spooked by - Bruh he's an introvert
I think that you should do another contest for charity as it can help so many different people all across the world.
I wash my hands after a shower 😂 because I'm just used to washing them before I apply my skincare.
@chillystar8153
2 жыл бұрын
Wow its been almsot 2 years and hes still hearting comments.
@ilovebmth2007
2 жыл бұрын
samee
@dt3338
2 жыл бұрын
@@chillystar8153 i feel like he just watches his own videos for entertainment and just reads comment sometimes
@tseramccuen8394
2 жыл бұрын
Omg! Same here!
@Pyonghwaa
2 жыл бұрын
@@dt3338 haha, he gets new notifications for each comment no matter how old the video is 😊
Jerry being extremely cautious after FINALLY getting a response from Mike was weirdly the funniest part for me lmao
@DreamyStarsAtNight
Жыл бұрын
506th like, 1st comment. Wow. Also my fav part was... 🛳
@ATS34
7 ай бұрын
Ikr
@mollusckscramp4124
6 ай бұрын
Trust issues, big mood tbh
I love how when the roast said if Doctor could even speak Russian he spoke it so seriously like the goat, it reminds me of when my friends ask me to speak Bulgarian and I call them a psychopath (because thats wat my friend group calls each other as a joke) and then they just look at me and say "did u call me a stickman???" and i just laugh so hard 💀
Im a new dr mike fan and just watched the roast im sorry dude i think ur absolutely great and wouldnt say no to u being my doc ❤
All these people roasting his face like bruh if Mike isn’t beautiful who is 💀💀💀
@miaokatt
4 жыл бұрын
Mochi Chimchim You
@leakahtalyna6801
4 жыл бұрын
Gosh i dont want to destroy your 666 likes
@kowpse_uwu6168
4 жыл бұрын
he asked for it...it was just for fun and charity...so why not?
@amirking5452
4 жыл бұрын
@Константин Сокол stop
@silvershadow1271
4 жыл бұрын
Girls.
These highschooler jokes had me having heart attacks
@cornearana275
3 жыл бұрын
Dn you got a like from dr Mike!
@thskgneizf4334
3 жыл бұрын
the “why did my wife leave me” caught me off guard👁👄👁
@SAZTAPO
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Ben_Loughrey
3 жыл бұрын
Chest compressions
Yes hand wash after shower is necessary! Hair gets everywhere...gotta clean it up and in case any residue got on me, gotta wash it off!
7:09 best part of the video is the wheeze! I love the wheeze!❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂