“You look like Madea presents: The Ninja Turtles” i broke😭

@tommyguns_

4 жыл бұрын

In my opinion that's the best joke ever on this show still to this day

@charmelocool

4 жыл бұрын

tommyguns _1669 I say when kraig said the dude in the wheelchair had a dream that he was walking Nd woke up in a handstand

@anthonyg2889

4 жыл бұрын

@@charmelocool lmfaooo

@RobXb

4 жыл бұрын

The rolled up deodorant was my favorite

@charmelocool

4 жыл бұрын

ROB Xb roll on*

Yo wen CP hits that "that's funny" he bout to take off ✈

@icebergslim4

4 жыл бұрын

Faktz,lmao

@Frznwhrlpll

4 жыл бұрын

"😀👀thass funny thass funny..."

@Kkayy020

4 жыл бұрын

I think that he be doing that cuz he don’t know how to laugh or he doesn’t want to he’s tryna suppress the joke

@TJAvant95

4 жыл бұрын

He does that when he knows he is beat...

@charmelocool

4 жыл бұрын

TJ Avant no it means u acknowledge how funny the joke is without actually laughing out loud. I do it too. It’s common

Kraig’s “LA Riots” joke to Dumbfounded is the best comeback ever 🗣🤣

@JokerBrandProducts

4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe that wasn't included either

@ginovious

4 жыл бұрын

Joker Brand Products yeah I was really looking forward to it being in here

@Darksagan

4 жыл бұрын

I am so glad someone thinks the same. lol

@burgermane1364

4 жыл бұрын

Easily 😂😂😂

@dondanana9573

4 жыл бұрын

that shit was the wild lmfao

“ An acne bomb went off in the subway earlier this evening “😭😭😂💀

@Handsome_Hustler_88

4 жыл бұрын

Only one person was injured.

@overratedpolo1760

4 жыл бұрын

People on set say his face was Fukked up lmfao

@jarrednaidoo6227

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@swavyypressure9417

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@Kinobambino

Ай бұрын

"BROADYYYYYY UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH"

"you and yo wife fight over the virbrator" had me weak.

@megarhombus7532

3 жыл бұрын

I died

When CP get you w the “that was funny, that was funny” you know he got something for yo ass

@TJAvant95

4 жыл бұрын

King Smooth that’s when he acknowledged you winning , actually...

@charmelocool

4 жыл бұрын

TJ Avant thank you I’ve been saying for the longest that’s what he means. I even do it sumtimes in real life. It means u are crediting that it was very funny but you don’t laugh out loud obviously u just say that was funny

@a.marentes9337

4 жыл бұрын

TJ Avant if you’ve watched this long enough you know....when CP says “that’s funny”. He got something for YO ASS.

@hyesmam

4 жыл бұрын

TJ Avant ^this facts. But he preparing fasho

@Erickwashere

3 жыл бұрын

He finna load up the clip

RIP Jay Wheels ... you will be missed

@ratskate9951

3 жыл бұрын

He's Rollin in peace now...

@tharealcollash

3 жыл бұрын

What??!!😲😲😲😔😔😔

@HeeyZeusiiBaby

3 жыл бұрын

Chris'Collash Case'George he passed away after complications dealing with a surgery he had

@tharealcollash

3 жыл бұрын

@@HeeyZeusiiBaby damn

@xajaybrooks2185

3 жыл бұрын

What

Boo really said “wahhh wahh” to Brent 😭😭

@EsauistheCaucasian

Жыл бұрын

Man I laughed so hard at that part, and Pat being the last to "get it" was hilarious as well, even though its a split second

Kev is literally the definition of a big kid lol

@jordanfoa9288

4 жыл бұрын

almost spit out my juice lmfaooo

I’m on the highlight reel let’s get it!! 😂♿️😂♿️

@briawatts9630

4 жыл бұрын

Love u on the show

@richierandom1524

4 жыл бұрын

You funny asf bro🔥

@seanfrance3182

4 жыл бұрын

You funny af man

@ralphytigueremalo8476

4 жыл бұрын

U did a great job they need this show back with all of ya

@BhloodBhlood

4 жыл бұрын

Damn bhlood. 😂 they show no merxy to nobody huh.....

Kraig's jokes they made u think first before you laugh, then u burst after😂😂😂😂😂😂

"u look like Madea presents: The Ninja Turtles"

@nigelgarrett2170

4 жыл бұрын

Gage Wittebort That definitely was the best one

@RoddyRodbb

4 жыл бұрын

That killed me!

@jakemcleod4983

4 жыл бұрын

@@nigelgarrett2170 na the best one was "I could fit 85 cent in yo mouth..... n@#@£ that's 3 quarters and a dime"

@1sredna

4 жыл бұрын

How handy, was just about to comment what David said in that joke cuz I couldn't make out what he said lmao

@nigelgarrett2170

4 жыл бұрын

Jake McLeod Damn I almost forgot about that one 😂

Craig said "You can hear body language with them ears" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“An acne bomb went off in the subway earlier this evening...”😂😂😂😂

"You guys look like a before and after a product that doesn't work" omfg! Hahaha!

“Aye Brent shoes having an allergic reaction” “aye on yo birthday you blew out a chicken pot pie” 💀💀

@angelh6345

4 жыл бұрын

Funniest shit ever lol

@Cjackson6672

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Doboy belly button got a G spot “😂😂😂😂

@annettewilliams0219

3 жыл бұрын

@Stacey Mobley lol i just noticed that thank you

Boo : “ heyyy ,okay brodyyy if you don’t knock It off”😂

@leootp22

4 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest part of all, frfr

"You wash your face with chloresteral" bruh-

@djrealdyl6894

4 жыл бұрын

Steve Harvey you need to wash up on your vocabulary

@boots2396

4 жыл бұрын

DJ RealDyl shut up 💀

@duckydaduck2233

4 жыл бұрын

More like diabetes

@blue9multimediagroup

4 жыл бұрын

*cholesterol?

“You look like you got shot with a acne uzi” 😂🤣

@corywyatt8310

Ай бұрын

Get his bacc tooo 😂😂😂

i hope yall paid my boy for his time and effort, yall didnt change a damn thing lmaoooo

@sean5264

4 жыл бұрын

BigMoney Slick im sayin 🤣🤣

@sirkeyzmusic

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he did use their material 🤷‍♂️

@mudianyikevin7470

4 жыл бұрын

true, seen the same thing yesterday on another channel

@brotherrabbit5525

4 жыл бұрын

Why would they pay him for stealing their shit?

@SABREJAY

4 жыл бұрын

Lol Fr

Donterio needa come back fr 😂

@TCthaCrisis

4 жыл бұрын

On baby... Lool

@psychedelicate

4 жыл бұрын

that was one of the best episodes ever he had great energy especially for a guest

@dangelodrummond8315

4 жыл бұрын

mermaidyoshi fasho I was wheezing 😂

@MsBerryVeryMuch

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao when he said exercise tape body ass & that wasnt even the hard hitting roast he did lol

@joaquin4497

4 жыл бұрын

mermaidyoshi If u check out his Instagram he does this shit all the time

The best comeback was Craig telling dumbfounded that his mom killed someone in the LA riots 🤷‍♂️

@soccerman127

4 жыл бұрын

That joke even had Dumb dying laughing too lol

@monikkkam3147

4 жыл бұрын

Arona Sanchez time?

@Aroneazy

4 жыл бұрын

seasoni’s say it’s not in the vid 😑 I’ll search it up, it’s worth finding 🤣

@Aroneazy

4 жыл бұрын

seasoni’s say S3 E10 ft Careyboy, the whole episode is funny but Craig’s fire comeback is toward the end

@soccerman127

4 жыл бұрын

@@monikkkam3147 S3 E10. The joke itself is at the 18:40 mark. But start watching it at least from 17:40 to see Kraig's whole build-up lol. And yeah, the WHOLE video is also worth watching

“Kev look like a roll on deodorant “ 🤣🤣

@germainerucker9414

3 жыл бұрын

Bro😭😭😭

@jadinmosley7124

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao that gotta be the funny comeback of this video😂💯

Trying to watch this at 1:30am with 2 sleep elderly folk is a terrible idea lmfao

@simplyjay0748

4 жыл бұрын

Especially at work niggas be trying to hold in the laugh 😂

“SAY SOMETHING DAVID”😂😭

@ErnieFra

3 жыл бұрын

i know...love when Kev says that!

20:30 CP really clapped back at Billy. He wasn't having any of it. CP honestly one of the funniest

@just_cj56

2 жыл бұрын

Shiii had me hollering🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

4:10 the pause before the “shut yo frog face lookin ass up” 🤣🤣🤣

Kraig is living proof that delivery is everything when it comes to roasting. 😭😭

@TBearTheDJ

2 жыл бұрын

FACTS

Air Force nones was incredible and the egg yolk joke was funny too

yo David be having them jokes for real

I like David comeback where he told kevin he look like madea present ninja turtles

“I knew it was coming David, I’m not talking about the joke I’m talking about a Stroke”.😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lookablackatheist.5209

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Ayyee, I definitely needed this since I’m just sitting at home now.

@prosequter4102

4 жыл бұрын

JustBombsProductions your college hard hits compilations go hard asf 🔥

Kraig always makes me laugh even when it doesn't make sense lol

@JacobASmith59

3 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the Christmas one? I swear he random to the MAX in that

CP said: An acne bomb went off in the subway this evening” I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

“You look like a sensitive ass lady bug”😂😂😂 David funny as hell

"Okay Brodie 🙄" LMAAAOOOOO AYO IM DECEASED 😂

Brent’s knees giving out at 6:00 senttt me 😂🤣😂 I swear everyone’s reactions to jokes makes it *10x* funnier

"Y'all give it up for uh... GROOT from uh... guardian of the angry- GROOT! Guardian of the groot! Baby GROOT! Guardian of the galaxy." -Boo Kapone 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

CP always gets me with his improvs off his jokes!!! LOL everything he said after that acne uzzi joke LOL

2:13 Kev losing it on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@markie8792

4 жыл бұрын

"Say something David!!!" Lmaooo

Rest in Peaceful Paradise the big Virginia ❤️ homie Joshua Smith aka Jay Wheelzz 🕊💐🎭 thanks for gifts of Fellowship & Joy to all who listened! Thanks for listening to me too! ⚡️⚓️⚡️

Acne uzi is one of the best jokes I ever heard 😭😭😭

"Aye you gotta a piece of lo mein with a Jesus piece on it" Kraig Smiff😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"You need to sit on the battery to work on your car" - CRAIG SMITH!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

CP Is the king of follow throughs and driving the point home. 💯

CP be bodying everybody 😭😭

@TCthaCrisis

4 жыл бұрын

@Wavy.Sauce boi Cp vs Kraig would begin World War 3

@blockedbyginobiliheadass8612

4 жыл бұрын

David be holding his own with him.

when pat told cp “you put your eyes back in when i’m talking to you” 😭😭😭

The koala and lemur joke hit CP really close to home. I have never seen him get that defensive XD

“Lookin like a sensitive ass ladybug” you can tell by his reaction Kraig was proud AF of that comment

“He got a nappy hat on” 😂😂😂😂

@fatman3341

4 жыл бұрын

Amber Sheffield 💀💀

Yoooo CP said an "Acne Bomb went off in the Subway today" 😀😀😁😁😂😂🤣🤣😃😄😅😆😆😆

@perfectcell5111

4 жыл бұрын

Taqeem Hilton88 only one person affected lmao

This prolly isnt the best comeback, but when Kraig said to Jay, "you gotta sit on the battery to work on yo car." I fucking died 😂😂😂😂😂 #RIP #RollinParadise

"That did not warrant that! That was a light tap !" Lmao Kevonstage this is Roast me !! 🤣🤣

16:12 still one of the best comebacks off all time

@2010narutovssasuke

4 жыл бұрын

That shit had me crying like *whine whine* 🤣🤣🤣

@COA319

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂boo a fool

Da Rona got us locked up. So we went into the crates and pulled out some of the best Roast Me comebacks!

@flashfive12

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 straight from the description

@bonebane9139

4 жыл бұрын

👎🏿👎🏿 👎🏿

The show that got me addicted to ADD and all of the Squadd’s side projects.

@angelh6345

4 жыл бұрын

Me toooo! #squaddluv

“An acne bomb went off in the subway today, reports say only 1 was injured. Witnesses say his face was fucked up!!” 😂😂😂😂 damn cp, chill 💀💀😭

This man said “yo ears so big u can hear body language”

damn wasn't expecting this late ass upload

@John4bandzz

4 жыл бұрын

MAN IT WAS WORTH IT🤣🤣🤣

@WillOnCode

4 жыл бұрын

It been up someone else did it

@Kkayy020

4 жыл бұрын

Chul Teet Issa reupload

@Baronnax

4 жыл бұрын

They've been copyright claiming fan-edits and reuploading it to this channel.

@missmauda

4 жыл бұрын

@@Baronnax I was wondering why I saw this 3 days ago

Yo when they called buddy a hickory smoked mosquito I died 😂

Kraig: jay had a dream he could walk and woke up in a handstand 😂😂😂😂😂

"Your personality has high blood pressure" Boo has improved a lot man!

I LOVE how CP will calmly say "that's funny" LMAO 😂

6:23 The crushed sunflower seeds with your eyelids bit had me screaming yo!

Boo said you got dem Air Force Nones 💀💀💀

“An acne bomb went off in the subway earlier this evening” 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

1:55 "Somebody do something!" Gets me slumped every time.

“Okay Brodyyyyyy” is the funniest shit lmfaoooo

Damn they didn't show Boo's response to kev's "These are Yeezy's Boo. We wear these now" "Those are not Yeezy's those are, Black Chynas" lmao

"If a shark ate you it would have high blood pressure" the delivery on that cracks me up everytime 😂😂

“Kevin busts charcoal and make diamonds” I was weak

“Judgmental toad “ 💀😭

That meth head joke worked 3 times 😂😂😂

“Are you fucking kidding me?!” CP funny as hell 😂💀

They missed Kraig’s best one though when he roasted Dumbfounded

@TCthaCrisis

4 жыл бұрын

Part 2???

Kraig's LA riot joke and CP's Acne bomb joke are unmatched.

@ 6:50 Brody gave CP a light tap but CP annihilated him 😂😂😂😂

@ImInevitable1987

4 жыл бұрын

@ 7:40 CP kills Brody again

@LifeChangingPicks

4 жыл бұрын

Took his soul 😂😂💀💀

“You look like roll on deodorant” 😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂

Kraig is so effortlessly funny. I think it's his natural demeanor that makes ya laugh before he says anything.. And he's fine asf.. CP is also very hilarious

You look like Madea presents the ninja turtles 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aye buddy kilt David Lucas with the "you look like a meat ball with feet" joke 🤣

"You built like a bag of cereal" I just died 😂

1:50 her getting up to see the shoes is hilarious

Dropping the classics in our time of NEED The Billy and David Roast off always hype lmaoo

10:30 “u look like a 9 year old bulldog” 🤣

😭😭 "are you f’in kidding me" 9:45 bro CP is the funniest one on roast me

@leootp22

4 жыл бұрын

When he said "slew" I died, was resurrected, and died again

I love David’s comebacks💀💀

I'm crying right now, this was so good! 😂

10:18 hits a whole lot differently now that we know the truth about Billy boy 😂

I literally started crying when Brody tried to shoot on book 😂😂 and he took a pause to say ayeee okay Brody... you could tell he wasn’t finna let Brody of all people roast his ass

You and your wife fight over the vibrator thats a good one.

@Mgkm15

4 жыл бұрын

Damm tha ass baby

When CP said dude built like a bag of cereal 😨😨💀💀💀💀😂😂😂... Freaking dead!!

Cp underrated 😂😂🔥🔥

THIS WAS FIRE🔥🔥🔥. Please do multiple parts if possible. Thanks

David said Billy look like a sensitive ass ladybug 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀

Definitely takes me back to my best years. 1 hr roast sessions in the daily. The more the merrier.

That 85 cents always hit! 🤣💀 #CPWins

Us black people be so extra when we laugh 😂

@dariusharris4118

4 жыл бұрын

Yes they are