Kronos: "Son, I prophesy that one day your son will overthrow you as you overthrew me." Zeus: *proceeds to sire dozens of illegitimate children like its going out of fashion*

@Varis78

5 жыл бұрын

And never gets usurped. I think Kronos was just trying to scare Zeus, and lacked any actual prophetic power, lol.

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

5 жыл бұрын

Wasn't it specifically a son he would have with METIS? Pretty sure he didn't fool around with her anymore after Athena was born. I could be wrong.

@ltshep713

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe Zeus thought it would be his youngest son like he was for his father and his father was for his. He can’t be overthrown by his youngest son if there’s always a younger son. 👉👉

@ctberchem7303

5 жыл бұрын

Well he didn't lock up or eat his children, though he did deny us fire. Maybe the "overthrow" was more of a we just no longer worship him and control our own lives now? In any case... will this be what we humans say when AI finally takes over?

@loganatallah6558

5 жыл бұрын

Read the fine print it says "prophecy void if child is illegitimate" hence why zeus is always going after women that aren't his wife

"Your future child will take you down." "So, maybe we shouldn't have se--" " *_I'll eat all the babies!_* "

@ChemoshKamos

5 жыл бұрын

If condoms existed back then, this wouldn't have happened, lol.

Who else would love to hear Dael retell the first chapter of the simirilion in this style? It might make an interesting listen.

@jessmith7324

5 жыл бұрын

Is she a Tolkien fan?

@scottmcdivitt2187

5 жыл бұрын

@@jessmith7324 yes. Listen to the start of the trap-building stream😉

@loganatallah6558

5 жыл бұрын

I'd listen to it

@CarolynsReadingRamblings

5 жыл бұрын

Forget the first chapter I want someone to pay her to narrate the whole book! I would be like "please take my money!"

@scottmcdivitt2187

5 жыл бұрын

@@CarolynsReadingRamblings yes yes yes yes!

He was raised by Nymph's? Hmmm, that explains a lot about his future

@godemperor7742

5 жыл бұрын

Wow, good point.

@drekfletch

5 жыл бұрын

Alternately, a goat named Amalthea.

@darkdesigns

5 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing when she said that. XD

Even when there's no welsh mythology, watching Dael struggle with names is quality entertainment.

Of course Ouranos is still hanging around. Just go outside and look up: there he is.

Pro tip: paper for taking notes, hands for gesturing. Unless you have a hundred, in which case , by all means go ahead and write a novel on them :-)

It wasn't that she couldn't remember the titans names she just didn't have enough room on her hand

@sonjaquan5775

5 жыл бұрын

if only she had 98 more hands

"As if Santa's an expert in warfare"... Killing it Dael. Just killing it.

Haha, Dael wearing a Chip and Dale shirt is great. Also hilarious smudge meme reference

You've found a good way to pronounce Uranus. I applaud you.

@LeChaunce

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph Stalin the correct way.

@michaelsommers2356

5 жыл бұрын

'Uranus' is Latin, 'Ouranos' is Greek.

@onyxgrnr666

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelsommers2356 the planet should then follow the latin pronunciation then because the planets are named after the roman versions of the gods

@michaelsommers2356

3 жыл бұрын

@@onyxgrnr666 What do you think the Latin pronunciation should be?

"I don't know why I developed an accent." It's because you were born

“I don’t know why I developed an accent.” LOL To us non-Aussies, you always have a (lovely!) accent.

Great to see the illustrations again! They were some of my favourite parts of the old videos.

Nah. You nailed it the first time. Hecatoncheires is "Heck-ah-ton-kai-res". Listening to you is amazing. You actually say out loud all the words that I've never heard anyone but myself say. It's so weird.

The video tumbnail is legit.

You have been, and always will be, my historian. I am familiar with a GnS purge of your work. *Slaps jelly encrusted hand on glass*

@Gulgathydra

5 жыл бұрын

Not just her work. GnS Vlogs did a major purge. There's only about 50 videos left on the channel.

@AlphaZedMinor

5 жыл бұрын

@@Gulgathydra I know because they purged me too

@imkluu

5 жыл бұрын

Hers and a lot of others, a waste of much creativity and work, was trashed unceremoniously. It is more than a tragedy, it should be a crime. They at least should have given the creators notice and allowed them to save their own work.

@bobmonarch6048

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I feel after they bought out G&S Legendary was a bit overly confident in themselves and their fan base and figured they didn't need this KZread shit (also KZread can be really shitty to creators) and between Alpha and Twitch figured they could go it alone. I liked their content and I wish them all the best, but once they started moving stuff behind the Alpha paywall I kinda stopped watching all of theIr content. Not out of spite, just because they removed their most interesting shows, either cancelling them or moving them exclusively to Alpha in perpetuity. It really sucks that so many awesome creators were caught in the crossfire.

" as if Santa is the master of war fair'' quote of the year

Thank you for pronouncing Uranus correctly!

Damn i've missed these videos

To make..."Whoopee" is now my favourite saying

This was awesome. ... My grandma really enjoyed this.

"Bits of blood... and *whatever...* fall off onto the land, lots of creatures are created" 🤔

Baby: *has a hundred hands* Ouranos: Put it back!

Dael thank you for making Mythology fun!

Love the myths keep em coming man

Always a treat when you include drawings with the story!

your videos are always my favourite

I find your mythology videos are always an intriguing watch. As always I look forward to the next one.

Welp, been basically doing a marathon of your (primarily D&D) videos the last 2 days and when I noticed there was a recent release, even if it was a step away from the D&D videos I'm currently on, I had to watch it ASAP. And as with all videos before, you just nailed it. Perfect mix of hilarity, fact accuracy and just being you, a winning personality.

Great video!! Keep up the good work, Dael!! 😁

This is literally my favorite video of yours! It's so funny! XD

Great video! It sucks that you lost so much of your work but I'm excited to see updated versions of all this amazing information. Good luck and keep on being rad!

I love your phrasing and descriptions for this crazy story. It's the best stuff, especially given that the Greeks have some of my favorite stories.

This was great, thank you!

Always happy to see another video from ya Dael! Can’t wait to see what you’ve got in store for us next time. Also, I like the guest star of this video: B I R B!

With how much effort she puts into researching her videos, communicating with the community, and just learning for the sake of knowledge itself you must be an amazing DM! Always enjoyed seeing your videos keep up the awesome work and I can’t wait for the next video!

I was looking for the continuation of 40k for newbies, happy that I found this channel :3

That was epic. Brilliant stuff. Remember the Titans.

I enjoyed this. Also, it's impressive how much of this I learned from the God of War series

Never been this early before. Dael, if you're reading this, I just wanna tell ya you're one of my favorite D&D KZreadrs! Oh, yeah, and the mythology stuff is fantastic as well. Keep up the good work!

@ladylad2763

5 жыл бұрын

Ditto definitely ditto

Came from the metal song Circe's Spell by Kalidia. I'm not at all disappointed, as this hottie is obviously also a mythology fan.

LIT!

The sweat erasing Dael's notes are just like the original videos. It's so much dedication to make it look exactly like the missing videos :D

Love ur videos😃😃😃😃😃

Its interesting that the Youngest Child in Greek Mythology always ends up being a King. Both Kronos and Zeus are the youngest.Its also interesting that each one learns how to be better at being a Bad father from the mistakes of their own father. Kronos, instead of sticking his kids in the earth, ate his, and Zeus learned that child are fine because you can rule over them and make them do all the heavy lifting so you can go fuck off somewhere. So we went from Bury your kids, to Eat your kids, to Make you kids do quests (Chores).

I love the idea of wanting to murder the sky... You doing anything next weekend cus that sounds fun

I would pronounce "hecatonchires" roughly "heck a tonk a rez".

@warriorcatskid003

5 жыл бұрын

Heck-ton acres

@drekfletch

5 жыл бұрын

@@warriorcatskid003 You are rearranging letters. Then again, after the recent jail-geol tweet with subsequent leftenant reply, I wouldn't be surprised.

love the shirt

Can't wait for the re-telling of Stingy Jack and his lantern my dudes

Welcome back windmill! Wheres the other half of the couple. Any chance we could get your version of a pantheon based on the olympians? Bonus points if you transition into the pantheon of zeus

I think I'm going to write a campaign about Olympus declaring war on man

Also important to note that 1 day for the Olympians was like, a year, for a human, so 10 years of olympian war is like... 3,650 years if I remember correctly.

great thumbnail on this vid

* looks at smudged writing on hand * Heck-ton acres

"I'll forgive them this once." To be fair, this was long before Zeus did like, all the rapes.

"One of your sons shall overthrow you." Zeus then proceeds to get it on with basically everybody, providing many potential usurpers.

It's like hecka-tonk-arees

Too bad about the missing story of the titanomachy. I hate it when someone signs a book out at the library, and never brings it back.

Dael video shows on notifications. Instantly click.

Honestly as good as your original G&S vlogs were, this has the benefit of years of storytelling practice and is better.

The doodles are back!!!!! >∆< yay!!!!! - so, when are we gonna see the downfall of Zeus? Cause as far as I know Greek mythology doesn't cover that part..m could it be part of their end of the world thing?

Uranus: "Beware, Chronos, your son will overtrow you!" Rea: "Well, we just have to avoid that, I don't necessarily mean abstinence but you know, we can take precautions..." Chronos: "Nah, I will just eat my children."

Wishing you could make it to GenCon sometime.

Dael, wouldn't the Titanomachaea actually have been The War To Begin All Wars? :-) Great video as always.

@MonarchsFactory

5 жыл бұрын

OHHHHH!

',' I can't recall that last bit being referenced anywhere

So basically Aphrodite was Ouranus's junk, tho she is also described as the daughter of Zeus and Dione who was a Titan goddess, most probably a daughter of Oceanus and Tethys, which fits the other description of Aphrodite being born of the sea since both Oceanus and Tethys were the Titans of the Sea.

You said he doesn’t chew, right? That’s kinda important for this plan to work.😂

This made me miss the old days of God of War.

935 likes, 0 dislikes. I've never seen a video with no dislikes. But then again, how could you hate one of Dael's videos?

Awesome vid, as always. Long time fan - have watched since G&S Vlogs. Perhaps them removing your old vids (which were of course very cute as well) is the best thing to ever happen (to us fans) as you go through Mythology all over again. Anyway, it would have seemed like Ares would have been a great candidate for overthrowing Zeus, and it seemed like Earth has been pretty war-torn for the last several thousand years. But I am not sure he ever won. Even though the 20th century had world wars and tremendous casualties, it seems like the 21st century has become more peaceful (even though there are still giant militaries and terrible atrocities that happen all over each day). On average -- like the drop in crime rate over the last 30 years -- there seems to be a reduction in the "rate" of deaths by violence, especially . Maybe I am wrong, but it seems like digital innovation and data marketing is outpacing Energy and War as the big money makers. But does anyone even rule from Olympus, or Asgard, or Indraloka, or the Jade Court any more? -- the gods mostly seem to be out to lunch, or at least they don't bother to make the summit meetings anymore. Oh well, I am sure some day a child of the gods will "bring down the Sky" and life will suck for humanity for quite a while. But until then, I just wait patently for more Dale videos. :)

Here, have a hecatup.. hecataup… hundred up votes!

oh yeah id forgotten about the hundred handed ones. you've seen kiri found her old videos and is replaying them too. resurrecting the vlogs. intellectual property ownership is weird.

O Man: Kronos, one of your kids will overthrow you! *Kronos eats all his kids to avoid that* Big K: Zeus, one of your kids will overthrow you. *Zeus spends the next forever breeding with anything that moves*

I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone write a story about Zeus getting overthrown. 🤔

Snakes are fun

The greeks were so good with names. You know exactly who's what. But Uranus?

Her shirt needs to change to Chip 'n Dael

So after Cronus chopped off the baby-maker and tossed it in the ocean, is that why we call people who are seabound, seamen?

So the moral of Cronus' story is chew your damn food.

So Kronos was like Cell, absorbing and assimilating those he ate without “digesting” them per se. So you punch him hard enough and bleearrgh, out comes Android 18. I mean Hera. And the others. Also, heck a ton KAI rez. I can thank Outlaw Star for knowing how to pronounce that one, as one of the episodes (Gravity Jailbreak) takes place on a high-gravity planet called Hecatoncheires. Who says anime isn't educational? I mean, yes, most of it is trash, but every now and then...

I emailed this to my Grandmum and the only question she has to ask is when did she get an email.

Hey! Don't dis Santa for having genteel ideas! He did give the girls weapons! He just said war was not a great place for girls!

I'm from Greece and I'm a bit triggered by the pronunciation of the names, but overall, it's good.

_Symbols of an Alien Sky_ by *ThunderboltsProject* you will not be disappointed, guarenteed

But did that like ever happen the full of zuse in a small and never told story ???? I need to know

Ah, Kronos, such a wonderful father figure. No wonder the gods are so messed up!

I love the way you present those stories. Wish you'd be living somewhat more "continental" LOL

Helios and Atlas were not part of the original generation of Titans. Atlas was the son of Iapetus the Impaler on of the original titans. While Helios was the son of Hyperion another of the original titans.

Lol, is anyone else wondering what happened to the baby rock?

And stuff....

I remember being told that there were at least two different Aphrodite, Aphrodite the Greater and Aphrodite the Lesser though I think that was from a philosophy class... is that correct from a mythology perspective?

@michaelsommers2356

5 жыл бұрын

There are two different stories of Aphrodite's birth (in the other she is the daughter of Zeus and Niobe (I think)), and I think some people try to explain away the inconsistency by saying there are two Aphrodites, but I think that is very much a minority view.

I mean, Susan /did/ get a weapon, not just Peter.

Atlas was the grandson of Helios, not one of the OG Titans

Hey you, trying to figure out your accent and can't. Where are you from?

None of Zeus's children ever overthrew him. One prophecies was that the child of Thetis and he would be stronger than him and so might over throw him, so Zeus never had children with her, and had her marry a mortal so any children she might have would be less powerful than him. Another prophesy said the that child of his thru Metis would overthrow him. So Zeus ate her and she became a part of his mind, his conscience. But he acted too late, and she was already pregnant, and thus their daughter Athena sprung forth from Zeus's head many years later, fully grown, and in all her power. Metis knew that if Athena had been a child she would have been killed, so she hid the knowledge of her from Zeus until she was fully grown. Tho Athena may very well have been more powerful than Zeus, both physically and mentally, encompassing the powers of both her parents, she was ever loyal to him, and never attempted to overthrow him.

ancestor of Gygax?

@TheAsyouwysh

5 жыл бұрын

I think that's just a silly reference to Gary Gygax, inventor of D&D

Cronus: "Just as I overthrew my father, just as you overthrew me, one of your children will overthrow you." Zeus: "So... have sex with any and every woman I see? Gotcha!"

Wait, but tartarus is another primordial like gaia and ouranos...

The gods aren’t digested because they’re immortal.