Bert asking "Is Mexico City nice?" and then adding "I've been to Mexico City" is just classic Bert 😂

@ogpapabless9777

Жыл бұрын

That’s 3 shots I think

@allanbuchan6947

Жыл бұрын

You beat me to it .

@julioenrique8552

Жыл бұрын

What is there to even say about this of course it's nice

@ntutino1980

Жыл бұрын

What a redact

@neighborbruce

Жыл бұрын

​@@ogpapabless9777 that's alcoholism I think

Tom has learned to rapid answer Bert’s questions in the middle of his stories instead of stopping so that he can keep his story going

@MeticulousTechTV

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha I came to the comments to see if anybody noticed this. Really enjoyed watching Tom steam roll over so many interruption attempts

@jackdetweiler3442

Жыл бұрын

That’s a true friend. Knowing your buddies faults and loving them anyways

@jonathanguevara807

Жыл бұрын

My thought exactly. 🧠 💡

@raging100

Жыл бұрын

Keep in mind, these are adults... NOW at almost 50 they can have a normal conversation

@buttersstotch4956

Жыл бұрын

@@raging100 Tom has no problems holding conversation he’s fine on other pods he is the only one who can keep Bert on topic even a little bit

Bert looking more and more like Alex Jones

@rockshow5921

Жыл бұрын

😝

@kalybsmith

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@MatthewSmith-zx6uk

Жыл бұрын

By that, do you mean red?

@rangleski3695

Жыл бұрын

​@@MatthewSmith-zx6uk and round

@rockshow5921

Жыл бұрын

@@MatthewSmith-zx6uk Just fat and bloated

Tom’s comparison of Bert talking like his 4 year old is hilarious. “Watch me jump”

Tom adapting to Bert by answering questions mid sentence is astounding

@williamswiniuch7527

Жыл бұрын

If you spend any extended time with people who have adhd you learn how to

@rat_king2801

Жыл бұрын

bummer you couldnt get as many likes as the guy you copied this comment from

@MattWebz

Жыл бұрын

It’s not that hard dude. It’s an adaptation to communication with certain character types.

Tom is like Bert's social care worker .

@dangmatic

Жыл бұрын

More like his make a wish kid

@scottlarock7924

Жыл бұрын

Use your words, Bert. . . . Actually, scratch that.

@rogerwilco1777

Жыл бұрын

Wear the anklet Burt

@l800LEMMINGS

Жыл бұрын

100%

@julioenrique8552

Жыл бұрын

Bart is the 4th highest grossing comedian in the United States of America

Bert saying all of Toms friends are so weird and not realizing that makes him king weirdo😂

I love how common place it is for this podcast for them to just quickly ask what weight the other guy is and then talk about what weight they were at different times in their life

@teter9900

Жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same, and also how they always know exactly how much they weighed at any given point in time

@jackriley19

Жыл бұрын

average fat white guy shit right here.

@edgarsmoritis5788

Жыл бұрын

:D

"Is that a Tricept?" is peak Bert

@giantnamekiandende8988

Жыл бұрын

"Uh yea I have amazing calves" 😅

@coreystone5370

Жыл бұрын

Bart has 3 tricepts, he’s super jacked😂

Saying he lost 60 lbs in a month is classic bert 😂😂

@Timewaits4no1

Жыл бұрын

For real! ..and from a "cleanse" 😂

Bert trying to describe the Fast & Furious plot line while on the brink of death sent me

I 'm passionate about a few things in my life, but I will never be as passionate as much as Bert is about himself.

@Cyxz666

Жыл бұрын

it's not something to aspire to

@Piggyn

Жыл бұрын

Mother Teresa wasn't as passionate about orphans as Blurt is about himself.

@guyledouche6039

Жыл бұрын

​@@Piggyn she was pretty passionate about that underground railroad tho

@boomdog349

Жыл бұрын

It’s really amazing

@jakethurman3318

Жыл бұрын

@@guyledouche6039 thank god she was otherwise we never would’ve ended World War II

I want Christina to walk in. "What the hell are you guys watching?" "Tom are you watching guys get dressed"

Brent should do like Ernest. "The Machine Goes to Mexico", "The Machine Goes to Africa", etc

@Last_Chance.

Жыл бұрын

Eeewww

@anthonyzullo

Жыл бұрын

I'm dying, ayo, please. Please, he should 1000% do that. It would be the best. Then only sell VHSs of it. You gotta be trash to enjoy it. Bruh. I'm dying, ayo, I hope theyvsee this so bad because Tom would immediately fund it

@redjoshv9605

Жыл бұрын

Genius! Pure gold

@kikib8434

Жыл бұрын

I fucking LOVE this idea 😂🖤.

I know this comment will likely get lost in the algorithm, but I fucking love you guys. 2b1c and pretty much the whole ymh network brings true joy into my life as a depressed poor. Wish I could see either Burnt or Timmy live ❤

Bert's laughter sounds exactly like pinching the neck of an inflated balloon with both hands and deflating it while it makes that squealing sound of childhood joy 😂🎉

@SarahSkinnyJeans

Жыл бұрын

Lol underrated comment

when bart does the betterhelp ad, he sounds like his heart stopped beating 3 minutes ago. very cool.

My favorite is when bert thinks his head is big 20 years ago. It's 3 times the size now.

@lucien4980

Жыл бұрын

Atleast 3x

@Cyxz666

Жыл бұрын

and only growing because he's on steroids

@hooked16

Жыл бұрын

Tom gaslights him so hard lol

@ondrea3000

Жыл бұрын

His face was big 20 years ago. Now around his face is big😂 Bert's 20 year old face looks like a character drawing he got done at the fair😂

@Christopher-md7tf

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but his body is four times the size now so it cancels out

Tom dealing with Bert all the time is like he has another child.

@rapfreak7797

Жыл бұрын

Two more children including Bernt and Crystal

@sentientcardboarddumpster7900

Жыл бұрын

Imagine being Leanne lol

@2pacfan56

Жыл бұрын

@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 all the smells she has to deal with

@williamnottingham2599

Жыл бұрын

“You react like a kindergartener! My 4 year old reacts the same way about thinking he can jump through the ceiling”

2:34 Bret: “Soccer is like jerking off” Also Bret *five seconds later*: “I don’t how it’s like jerking off” Incredible 👏👏

@JesusHComedy

Жыл бұрын

It’s just like Jerking off, you can’t use your hands… wait

@austincrisanti3478

Жыл бұрын

Top comment

@b14ker14

Жыл бұрын

I actually felt what he said as a self-proclaimed soccer player. The joke should have been," soccer's like jerking off with the left hand. You go into it thinking how hard can this be. Ends up looking like a retarded kid with a popsicle

@Last_Chance.

Жыл бұрын

Brenda slob like

Love how much Bert loves laughing at himself laughing 😂❤️

It’s so nice to see Bert finally have Tom on the show to interview.

Bert takes a Flintstone vitamin and thinks he can climb mount everest

Bert shaving Tom’s chest is legendary.

Happy Easter to Bort and Todd

@t-bonestickyfingers1336

Жыл бұрын

It's Monday chomo

@BPH55

Жыл бұрын

The rounder and more red his fat face gets the more Bort he becomes.

@vitamind2387

Жыл бұрын

Hey Tik Tok, Easter was yesterday

1:01:50, it's wild how much Tom's transformed. He went from looking like he's two Big Mac's from death's door to looking like he's 30

@jeremypaone3352

Жыл бұрын

fetus purée

@AdiFingold

Жыл бұрын

He doesn’t fucken look thirty are you kidding me

Bart almost died on that toilet like Elvis. Small known fact Elvis died laughing at YMH videos.

When I flew into Mexico city there was a thick brown cloud that we descended through and ascended through when leaving.

His voice sounds different in 2013 because it wasn’t Scorched with years of alcohol abuse and screaming

@Cyxz666

Жыл бұрын

and acid reflux/vomitting

@2pacfan56

Жыл бұрын

His vocal chords are a lot more insulated now too

@Greatlakeskyle.

Жыл бұрын

Tim or burnt?

@2pacfan56

Жыл бұрын

@@Greatlakeskyle. bront. They show an old clip of him

@BHardy1108

Жыл бұрын

@@Greatlakeskyle. Brent

These last two episodes have been 🔥. Love sober Bert and awake Tom.

Being the most poor guy here, living in rural southern Mississippi in a single wide trailer built in 1964 with ten or 15 holes in the roof and ten or so holes in the floor, I can understand why wealthy folks struggle with weight. I'm 6'2 and weigh 165. If I had money, I'd eat like crazy. I usually only eat one dumb meal a day and it's ridiculous and plain. Good ol Mississippi

@carson911

Жыл бұрын

You’re better off that way.

@patricklayne255

Жыл бұрын

Ask brett farve for some funds! He's been stealing from yalls welfare for years

@AirWindFire

Жыл бұрын

OMAD (One Meal A Day) is very on trend right now. Stop diet shaming fat riches! 🧸🧸

@user-kq6ju6hc1w

Жыл бұрын

Stupid poor

@Zed6788h

Жыл бұрын

Pack your bags and move to Washington!

Bert losing his shit over Fast and the Furious was so damn funny🤣

“If anything, it’s Christian!” Sent me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tom waiting 10 minutes to tell the park workout story is evidence he should be a patron saint

@mattwilkes2321

Жыл бұрын

Of patronizing a 5yo. Tim's a good dad, even to his morbidly obese adopted one.

Bert's face 20 years ago looks like a character drawing you get done at the fair😂

Bert’s getting puffy again, I thought you were wearing your Patagonia brother! 😂❤

@chrism8234

Жыл бұрын

Hes on a bender he was Def drunk on dillons podcast and seems drunk here lol

This podcast is the cure to my Easter hangover

@sneezinhatch

Жыл бұрын

Exactly nailed it

@Alex-rl4uy

Жыл бұрын

The wife and I didn't drink a drop, stayed in bed most of the day and made mashed potatoes and gravy. Then took the leftover tates and mixed with an egg and flour and made tater cakes. Mixed some mustard cayenne and honey together and dipped them in that. Woke up early and feel great. Alcohol is the destruction of a nation..Robert Marley

@WKRP187

Жыл бұрын

Well I hope you were drinking Rolling Rock in honor of Easter!!

@AirWindFire

Жыл бұрын

Laying here with a sore nose ❄️ and a spliff, actually glad this weekend is nearly over! Turn those potatoes into vodka and we’ll talk.

@AdiFingold

Жыл бұрын

Booze for Jesus!

“I have incredible calf’s” - Every fat person

Bert calling el.Bosque de Chapultepec Bosk de Chataloopa is hilarious

Tom and Bert living the Strangest Dream. Floating on Diamonds in invested Streams

someone - "is that a triceps i see?" brent - "yea, i have amazing calves"

@theeyeofday

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😭😭

Brent's surprisingly extremely in touch with his business ventures. Marketing wizard. never ceases to amaze me 😂

Tom: "COUGH Hoooork. COUGH!!!! " Bert: "aieeeeeeeeeeeee me aieeeeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeee"

Pre ordering movie tickets now. Here comes the Bert Coin next and NFTs

I love how delusional Bert is with his body, saying he is jacked

@TheBruceKeller

Жыл бұрын

Like reverse body dysmorphia. I guess you could just call it narcissism lol.

@jemiiam

Жыл бұрын

Bert is LEGIT on steroids...it's not illegal just morally downgrading to people...he posted a video on IG of the girl giving him his injection in his ass...that's why people keep hyping him up even tho there's no visual difference, yet

@jerrymac4961

Жыл бұрын

He's taking testosterone and working out but still drinking like an animal. I mean, look at his bloated face and belly, who goes around with "jacked" arms while the rest of you is falling apart? You can't have your cake and eat it too, he's going to pay the price for fucking around for so long.....

@Cyxz666

Жыл бұрын

his stomach is bigger than a tractor tire

@McLovin0417

Жыл бұрын

He's going to have that delusion all the way to his death bed

Bert butchering Bosque de Chapultepec into Bosque Chadalupe is what kept me rewinding over and over 😂😂😂

Bert looking especially jacked and ripped today, will definitely live till 90

DAMB how amazing does Tom look!

@Alex-rl4uy

Жыл бұрын

Still looks 40 pounds or so overweight. Rich people just can't control themselves.

@psfanboy79

Жыл бұрын

Are you ok?

Bert not knowing Hey Julia was golden

THE CLEVELAND SHOW WAS AMAZING THIS WEEKEND BERT, THANK YOU AND WE LOVE YOU!

@warrenb7088

Жыл бұрын

Where in cle was show ? Me be from there but no live there now

“No it’s not gay, if anything it’s Christian” 😂😂😂

Bert is the american version of Karl Pilkington. 🤣

"Everyone's got Mexican moms there." Holy shit. It got no laughs and I'm over here dying.

When Bert bought a cow was the hardest I’ve laughed in my laugh!!

These get so sad, Berts been dreaming about 220 for like 9 years now, it's not getting easier in his 50s and he does literally nothing to get there

@samanthab1923

Жыл бұрын

He looks like Ari there

@Cyxz666

Жыл бұрын

He'll be 70 being like "I'm gonna get jacked, all I have to do is eat healthy for 48 hours and I'll lose 50lbs"

@diogoferreira9413

Жыл бұрын

​@@Cyxz666 not getting to 70

@samanthab1923

Жыл бұрын

@@Cyxz666 Oh he won’t make 70 😆

@Jayjay-mw1fz

Жыл бұрын

At this rate he's got 10 years tops. That body is on its way out, and yeah, it's pretty tragic.

Tom's special should be, Tom the glass man. And not because of his technical skills utilizing the backboard, but because his bones break like glass.

Im in a library. ive had to check if my headphones are in 6 times and im only 4minutes and 12 seconds in to the video. Gotta love 2B1C

Bert laughing genuinely is soo funny. You can tell when he's forcing the laugh and those video were legitimately laughs

as an irish guy, seeing Damien Broderick get attention from Bert and Tom is lit.

@DamienBroderick

Жыл бұрын

🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️

@HisMastersAlibi

Жыл бұрын

Totally ☘

Bert says "bet he wears a hat" and then says "I told you so" He is so insane as he has already seen the video 🤦

@fubar781

Жыл бұрын

😂 He says it so confidently as he almost jumps out of his chair

@truebabyben

Жыл бұрын

​​@@fubar781 and then he'd probably feel like he jumped throw the ceiling! 😂

@mrpoopybutthole.

Жыл бұрын

@@truebabybenthrough*

These 2 are my #1 favorite duo of all time to watch! Thanks, guys, for all your dedication and great times❤

"Is that a tricep I see?" "Yeah I have amazing calves" 🤦‍♂

Glad the 4th biggest comedian in the world could find the time to sit down with Tom and do this podcast for us.

Brent doing better help ad reads will always be funny to me. He does not give a fuck about therapy

@carson911

Жыл бұрын

Openly showing us all how little they give af about the viewers lol.

@fubar781

Жыл бұрын

Right? 😆 He comes off super genuine too

Bert talking about Tom not coming to the premier feels like bobby crying about not being invited to Bert's BBQs.

Videos with the same energy: Tom’s soccer fanatic & Rick Glassman’s Grandma watching the Cleveland Browns.

9:48 Wait how does Bert NOT know about “good morning Julia”??!!

@jefff3023

Жыл бұрын

How do you NOT know the answer to your question? It's because Bart is so immensely shallow and conceited.

@johndoe-to2hv

Жыл бұрын

because it doesn’t involve him

@immasurvivor

Жыл бұрын

Because he doesnt care about YMH-lore from years ago, we fans gotta realize that people dont give a shit about the things we love, and that goes for fans of everything.

@MrVictorFritz

Жыл бұрын

Bert should be a YMH guest and they could catch him up

@8thlvlMage

Жыл бұрын

@@MrVictorFritz There's probably a studio rule that Bert and Christina aren't allowed in the same room. It would create a narcissist vortex and destroy the equipment.

It's amazing how many fibs Bart makes up. 😂

I love how Bert calls GRWM trends “men getting dressed” hahahaha

Tom's beard looks like someone has given him a Chelsea smile. Can't unsee it

Just imagine an Easter basket put together by Burt.

@kb5509

Жыл бұрын

Hotel mini fridge dumped sloppily in a basket?

@Alex-rl4uy

Жыл бұрын

Dyed potatoes and various trial bottles of tequila

@dbell9571

Жыл бұрын

Cool Aid packets

@user-kq6ju6hc1w

Жыл бұрын

​@D BELL is there a joke I missed or did you actually think it's "cool" aid?

@dbell9571

Жыл бұрын

@M Sorry, I'm not super familiar with the spelling of welfare beverages.

Bart says he lost 60 pounds on a one month cleanse. Not buying it. He's making up numbers again. 😅🤣

@buttersstotch4956

Жыл бұрын

As Ari Shaffir said. Bert will tel you about the 50 pounds he lost this month but leave out the 60 pounds he gained the month before that😂

@HappyGilmore6

Жыл бұрын

Bert’s so delusional about his body lol

“Fum, to break bad habits! Has helped Nadav with his bad habits. “ -next ad, “ Draft Kings!”

Peace & Love to Trim and Blurb!

Rachael's ability to Google information really highlights Nadav's incompetence. 😅

@22centuryfacts

Жыл бұрын

You’re incompetent at spelling

@benmonopoly4979

Жыл бұрын

And this comment really highlighted your incompetence 😂

@SamGreen

Жыл бұрын

@@benmonopoly4979 🤭 love me an edit button

@benmonopoly4979

Жыл бұрын

@@SamGreen and now my comment makes no sense ☹️😅

Why did Bert say “I’d take my time with it .”so flamboyantly 😂😂 3:21

Burt's relief when the guy puts the hat on...

No joke I met Bert's doppelganger yesterday and he's identical except drinks a bit more 😂

@snugzgiddens3238

Жыл бұрын

That’s scary

Nice to have the bears back for these past 2 episodes!

The first 4 minutes and 44 seconds of this podcast are the most chaotic I’ve ever fucking seen LMAO

Is anybody else getting seriously concerned about how closely Timothy SEGUUUUURAAA is starting to resemble HardRockNick? Honestly spooky.

Tom's life has to feel like Shutter Island when he has to deal with Bert

Bert threw a dart for a first pitch at the Guardians game on Saturday

Bert was breaking records with the speed of his interruptions in this one. Way to go Bert, stay sharp with it.

I just started watch some of these blogs and I can not believe that such a large number of comedians can still function and do so well with the high percentage of them with what I would deem as major mental problems.

Let's goooo with that hitter booyysss!!!

What's happening with Bert eyes???!!! Wasps??!!

“I could have leveraged my power” LOL

I just thought I’d say what a blessing you guys are and I always look forward to the pod every week

I might be the only women listening to this but, knowing that 2 grown man find getting dressed videos fascinating is wholesome in some way, and in comparison to the rest of the episode 😅

#BERTISFAT

Tommy bunz, brent and all the mommies at YMH bring so much joy and laughter and even wtf moments in my life. Im just a poor person but I’ve had the chance to see to see Tom & Bert this past year & it was the best. Love ya’ll from ATX

Watching thin Bert is like looking at A.I. make art.

*Amazing video and thank you for breaking it down!! Despite the economic downturn,l'm so happy. I have been earning $32,230 returns from my $7,300 investment every*

@Dradills

Жыл бұрын

Do you mind Sharing with me how you were able to raise such amount in crypto trading, great source of signal I guess?..

@Roygreat

Жыл бұрын

@@Dradills I make my money through the strategies of Mr Thomas miller his company is legit and 100% profit assured.

@Alejandro_Lorenzo

Жыл бұрын

This just surprise me because I also invest with Thomas , I made a lot of money last year trading with her Damn.....He’s really a professional with his new strategies

@Dradills

Жыл бұрын

Thanks guys, this is really helpful for my situation. I have already lost a lot trying to invest and trade on my own. How can I be contacted please?

@Roygreat

Жыл бұрын

@@Dradills You can contact her using the social media and username below ⬇️👇🏻

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The 2nd roast of bart after his massive stroke will be much funnier

I like how Tom is clapping back in a good way....he isn't letting Bert take over like always..I love that he cuts him off to focus on him cause hey "I'm here in California Bert"

Sofia is hilarious. She pissed off the whole mexican state of chihuahua once, like death threats pissed. .. it was glorious 😂

I love it when bart says he is getting jacked.

Such a since a pride when you see them stumble on something you've been hip to.