"So simple" *Uses 30 ingredients*

@kristapskalinkasttttirrr

Жыл бұрын

breakfast: chicken, some butter, 1 pann, fire. 4 ingredients

@David-ex6hv

Жыл бұрын

@@kristapskalinkasttttirrr Even more simpler, no pan, no fire.

@kristapskalinkasttttirrr

Жыл бұрын

@@David-ex6hv never ate raw chicken, only beef. wont risk eating raw chicken in my place.

@David-ex6hv

Жыл бұрын

@@kristapskalinkasttttirrr I won't eat raw chicken either. Some countries have better standards when it comes to chicken but not mine unfortunately. I only eat raw wild deer meat. I don't eat raw beef because it is pumped full of antibiotics.

@neuuser7071

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget to season the mango on top of the spinach on top of the avocado which has lime juice on it.

He keeps saying "plant strong." This is an epic oxymoron and instantly discredits him.

„One of his last meals“ And his name is Rip. I thought it stands for something else …

I’ve been eating slave food for 33 years 😂

@emancoy

Жыл бұрын

Actually, slaves ate better

@markaguilera493

Жыл бұрын

Roman gladiators were fed barley.

@GrainMuncher

4 ай бұрын

@@markaguilera493gladiators were slaves 🤣

@markaguilera493

4 ай бұрын

@@GrainMuncher So what?! Does that mean they were fed inferior food?.. They were fed the food that made them perform better to entertain the crowds.

@GrainMuncher

4 ай бұрын

@@markaguilera493 do you think barley is a superior food?

He's been eating plants for 33 years yet still remembers and craves cheese

@SketchPLAY1

Жыл бұрын

His natural instinct will never go away no matter how hard he tries to fool it

@joepesci2658

Жыл бұрын

@@SketchPLAY1 I'm no vegan but this man and especially his dad are very healthy. His dad is almost 90 and working hard every day.

@gennarosavastano9424

Жыл бұрын

​@@joepesci2658 imagine how healthy he would be if he eat healthy. His dad probably eat proper food tho

@joepesci2658

Жыл бұрын

@@gennarosavastano9424 I hear you, his dad and Dr Campbell are both vegan and 90. Jack la lanne drank juice everyday till 100 and same with Paul Bragg. I'm 83 and eat Italian American food my whole life. A portion at each meal of what I love and extras on holidays and Sunday dinners.

@sectionalsofa

Жыл бұрын

@@SketchPLAY1 I crave ice cream and cake and probably always will. But I have way too much information and inner strength to give into cravings.

His eyes close at different rates. This is something that is a known neurological or cranial nerve issue. Ive started to noticed this trait more and more in vegan/vegetarians.

@garyfinch1840

Жыл бұрын

@@titanattackbee1985 and that matters why?

@garyfinch1840

Жыл бұрын

@@titanattackbee1985 I know some that are wittier and more active than most 30 yr olds!

@jasonrosete1144

Жыл бұрын

@@titanattackbee1985 he's 47. He's already been exposed for lying and saying he's 88

@jasonrosete1144

Жыл бұрын

@@titanattackbee1985 ok vegtard

@adk5997

Жыл бұрын

@@titanattackbee1985 he is 59

Your maniacal laugh at his broccoli! As someone who wants to achieve optimum health, i too once believed we need to eat large amounts of green vegetables and beans. When i chose to listen to my body rather than any health guru, i realized diet propaganda here in the U.S

@niadean9518

Жыл бұрын

I'm a new viewer to his channel and found this interesting as someone who thinks Broccoli,veggies and beans are good what is it that we should be eating for optimum health?

@orisdawood8056

Жыл бұрын

No you need to eat everything

@ksteed1167

Жыл бұрын

@@niadean9518 He suggests eating raw meat mostly, following Aajonus Vonderplanitz's advice. i have found that eating eggs, milk, butter and all sorts of cooked meats is the optimum diet for me...i would like to try more raw meats though

@ksteed1167

Жыл бұрын

@@orisdawood8056 YOU go ahead and eat everything (:

@orisdawood8056

Жыл бұрын

@@ksteed1167 i mean vegetables meat both

I've been on the carnivore diet for three months now and man it has made such a difference. No more crashing after a meal, no more going to the toilet half a dozen times a day. I've lost 9 kg in weight and I'm now just 2 Kg above my ideal weight. But last week I decided to cheat a little and I shared a doughnut with my daughter - oh boy was that a mistake - my stomach totally rejected it. I felt so bad, I thought I'd gotten food poisoning? But no, turns out it was just internals telling me it didn't appreciate being fed poison after 3 months of only getting good solid food.

So much work for so little nutrition. Thank you Goatis!

*"So simple" he says, but he has to empty his entire pantry to make the meals palatable to his taste buds. Severe mental illness*

the amount of ingredients in his dinner is insane

At the end, the vegan says "now you've seen how SIMPLE it is to eat plants"... Bro, you spent over an hour in the kitchen to make a bowl of cereal, a sandwich, and a salad.

Now imagine what he'd look like without TRT.

@Vel_Plays_2.0

Жыл бұрын

RIP

Have you heard the history of cereal? Kellogg didn't want anyone touching themselves so he thought boring food would keep them from getting frisky. Kellogg is also a huge factor in the mass genital mutilation seen in America, no sensitivity meant less temptation 🙄

@heavensanchor6055

Жыл бұрын

Yes sugar and carbohydrates destroy your fertility and sex drive. He was a big supporter of the depopulation agenda

@LOUISE__97

Жыл бұрын

It still shocks me that circumcision is the norm in North America. Disgusting that parents are allowed to mutilate their son's genitals and are even encouraged to do so without consent. An absolute crime.

@liamnicholson9464

Жыл бұрын

Possibly good points, however, wdym "mutilation", u better not mean c*rcumcision? If so... 🤦‍♂️🤣

@namidahikari3963

Жыл бұрын

What is the mass genital mutilation?

@noraraeafm

Жыл бұрын

@@namidahikari3963 routine infant circumcision

33, nice number. 😅

His father, Caldwell Esselstyn, is a Skull & Bones member

@seanpadraigobrien1260

Жыл бұрын

Cool

The thing I never could figure out is why someone would prefer a mix of plant parts to simple meat and eggs. I don't need spices of even salt, just stew the meats and eat. He is 5 years older than me, I wonder what this man looked like at my age?

@walterkronkite4262

Жыл бұрын

Probably the same. People like him have looked old for years.

Eating chickpeas and drinking that aquafaba liquid helped to destroy my gut back when I was a vegan. And putting that awful nutritional yeast on everything, desperate for some flavour, gave me total body candida overgrowth. So glad I discovered carnivore, fixed my health, and never looked back :D

@niadean9518

Жыл бұрын

What did the nutritional yeast do to your body? If you don't mind me asking.

@Seraphina_Atley

Жыл бұрын

Same! Oh the chickpeas I would eat...I am glad you're doing much better.

@VrilDerzhava

8 ай бұрын

@@niadean9518 skin problems and yeast infections

he:s the son of famous vegan author/doctor Caldwell Esselstyn. The whole family is in on it. Rips mother and grandmother are in videos, although they are quite active ,they both resemble skeletons and are very unsightly, and that is putting it kindly.

@two8252

Жыл бұрын

Glad you shared this, because I was going to if no one else did. This father-son duo has been promoting what they call the plant-based whole food diet for years and to generations. I recall seeing a picture of Rip about 10 years ago. He looked good and strong. I'd say that he still carries some of that, but, man, he has aged A LOT. A well-known fan of theirs it Bill Clinton. He's another guy who aged a ton eating plants whilst believing he'd found the fountain of youth.

@oliverram3243

Жыл бұрын

@@two8252 I discovered Rip in 2014 and he looked strong and lean. He has definitely lost muscle mass over the years.

@panflutetoth9395

Жыл бұрын

@Ana Marija Holy Crap, thank you for that correction....wow!

@sectionalsofa

Жыл бұрын

If I can be as sharp and vibrant as Dr Caldwell Esselstyn at 90, I'll take his kind of skeletal any day. Beats the other kind.

The 'size' of his breakfast tells you all you need to know. Such a huge amount of food. My breakfast and lunch are combined and are about half the size of his bowl.

He’s “plant based” we all know what he does in secret

@johnp7739

Жыл бұрын

Eats animal products, takes TRT or both?

It's really sad. He's so starved and deluded that he has to over-exaggerate his facial expressions to convey some kind of "excitement" for his "meals." I don't know how many times I thought his eyes were going to pop right out of their sockets. If he were truly excited and content with what he's eating no acting would be necessary. Just sad.

@juliamanning2658

Жыл бұрын

Yes I noticed that as well.....

I’ve been BINGING your videos lately this is just wonderful to watch and your fun way of commenting is a delight!!! So happy to have found you!

When I see these "33 years vegans" I would love to know how they managed to keep the teeth over the years. I've been vegetarian only a few period and my teeth health declined rapidly. From the time I've started eating meat even my teeth improved immediately

@kristapskalinkasttttirrr

Жыл бұрын

fake teeth

@juliametcalf2660

Жыл бұрын

Agree, his teeth look like dentures

@harrykinnear2592

Жыл бұрын

33 is just a way of shoving the fact he’s a freemason in your face

@xxbakerstkxx

11 ай бұрын

Water pik, tea tree oil, and brush teeth

Mangos and strawberries are the most pesticide sprayed fruits I believe. The bowl of poision, bon apetit!

Goatis did you hear about the Beyond Meat COO getting arrested for biting off another man’s nose? Guess those meat cravings got too hard to handle 😂

@tomlauris

Жыл бұрын

He doesn't look vegan to me. I also bet the executives eat expensive steaks and not the cr... 💩 they sell to us

@xXCashMoniezXx

Жыл бұрын

@@tomlauris yeah you’re prolly right haha i was just joking about the irony

JUST GET A STEAK 🥩 AND EAT IT! THAT’S IT!!!

Spinach is a nutritional powerhouse!?!?! wow that makes a lot of sense actually. Craving some broccoli on bread right now forsure

@TehKorwinMikke

Жыл бұрын

It has plenty of the most valuable nutrients: oxalates xD

33 years of blowing up the toilet 😂😂

i just had 4 rashers bacon,2 eggs with maceral. i know what i prefer!

I know what a pain in the ass making all the shit food and spending all that time. It’s like watching a witch making potions in a cauldron.

Vegans claiming they’ve been eating that way for 30+ years is so laughable. Gillian Barry constantly posts interviews with “long-term raw vegans” yeah right 😅

@GoatisReviews

Жыл бұрын

She does that to keep herself going even though she is suffering.

@markaguilera493

Жыл бұрын

Gillian Berry looks 10 years younger than her age.

@GoatisReviews

Жыл бұрын

@@markaguilera493 How old is she?

@djprojectus

Жыл бұрын

@@markaguilera493 Did you seen her without makeup? Not 10 years younger for sure😁

@markaguilera493

Жыл бұрын

@@GoatisReviews 40.

These recipes look like what 3 year old children make. Disgusting 🤢

Microwaving frozen broccoli? Super healthy indeed😨😨😨😨😨

@tomlauris

Жыл бұрын

Our natural diet 😄

I can feel my ibs coming back watching him make this lmao 🤣

33 years of being a peasant

Rip Assholestien is a great name.

REAL MAYONNAISE RECIPE: 1. If you don't have bacon fat, use lard (it'll taste justas good) 2. Make sure to bring the egg yolks to room temperature! The consistency won't be as good if you skip this step. 4. You can substitute lemon juice for the apple cider vinegar if you'd like. It will also do a great job of keeping the emulsion. 5. When pouring the bacon fat into the mixture, keep blending the ingredients at the same time. Do this VERY SLOWLY-the whole process of pouring the bacon fat/Lard should take 3-4 minutes, the bacon fat and the consistency seems right, stop mixing. ENJOY.

@lovejoy4553

Жыл бұрын

thank u!

@kevinwilson3337

Жыл бұрын

Your nutrition sucks . Your arteries are crying out for help

@TheLinguisticDove

3 ай бұрын

AND it tastes so much better than the conventional kind, which has flavorless, practically toxic seed oil

Thanks for reviewing this. I see some ppl in the comments saying he looks good?? And that he's 60. Yes, he's 60 now, not when he made that video. But besides that, first of all, that family isn't shy about saying they supplement a lot, and it's his skin texture, dead eyes, slurred speech etc. making him look bad/sound older than he is. That family started out with a good genetic base, so he is not going to get rid of his genetic base, he's just ruining it, his skin etc. with the bad diet. That's the point. Anyway, great video.

Goatis, thanks for making your videos, you helped so many people to start getting back to their natural sences from a brainwashed lies! Keep em coming!

How can this be budget friendly with zillions of ingredients.

Do you have any videos describing what is good to eat? What do you eat in a day? I’m so curious. Thank you for the excellent content!

Started drinking orange juice with raw yolks because of you! used to think that was super weird, but i kinda like it now 😅

@billie5057

Жыл бұрын

I started drinking yolks in orange juice because I saw Bastian's dad, in The Neverending Story, do it at breakfast. 💅💅Sorry didn't mean to one up you.. but uhh had to do it. :P

@jesussaves6625

Жыл бұрын

That's what i give my twelve year old daughter now instead of typical "smoothies in the morning. I'm so glad I started.

@zichtenbaronheff5601

Жыл бұрын

You should also try raw milk with raw egg yolks. It is amazing!

@poliziagrammaticale9430

Жыл бұрын

@@zichtenbaronheff5601 It's been my breakfast for 4 years.2 egg yolks in a cup of raw milk.

@Nikonojo

Жыл бұрын

@@changstein yeah it tastes just like Orange juice, i couldn't tell if it tasted different at all!!!!

RIP is nearly 60 years old - looking way more sharp than some in their fourties

@sectionalsofa

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely.

@andrejtadic3088

Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say … He starts off the video by saying he looks warn out … the guy has the hair of a 12 year old … perfect skin… like wtf what more do you want.

@davidgrossman7965

4 ай бұрын

TRT

One time I just ate like 2-3 tablespoons of Frenches mustard and my heart started TWEAKING

everydays a good day when goat boy uploads

I ate chickpeas but I never feel satiated after, and I lost weight when I ate food like these (rice, noodles, lentils, etc) I don´t know how these people keep their weights on. He must be on steroids treatment or something.

Don't the lectins go into the water when you soak or can beans, chickpeas etc.? Vegans also use this "aqua faba" as replacement for egg white.

@GoatisReviews

Жыл бұрын

Yes, part of it.

@voluntaryismistheanswer

Жыл бұрын

I think it's a hoot that they literally rebranded 'bean water' to make it sound 'fancy' and these vegoons fell for it. Atrazine bean water tasting of can!

Well if he's eating grapefruit, he's not on statins or blood pressure drugs, because grapefruit interferes with those drugs

@Tw1l1ghTT

Жыл бұрын

very good point

Wow, what's weird about his "recipes" is they seem like so much complex work to put together for things which are mostly useless sides, or if used as sides, wouldn't be much different alone on their own like the chicpeas. The chicpeas will not even make someone feel full, but they will feel weight down heavily after consuming that much, and ravenously hungry again in 1-2 hours. The sandwich he made looks like trash. Adding those liquid aminos just proves that something is already missing from the food to begin with. Never heard of a need to add supplements to food! All the food he eats is "yin", and I feel cold just looking at all those things.

Goatis you need to do a video about the COO of beyond meat going insane and eating a guys nose!

The laughter about the broccoli made my day ! 😂

I have never once in my life craved fruit!

One of my favorite thumbnails, I always laugh when I see the 33 years of being a peasant

The other scary thing is that he has kids and brought them up in this kind of diet!

Just by watching this, I feel like I am growing a breast tissue :D

Hey sv3rige I was wanting to ask you how bad I already ruined my health growing up as a kid. I always used the microwave and ate cereal. So that was basically 20 years of constant eating daily. I'm 34 now

you know you could sell a course about all the plantfoods and all the toxins they have and why they're bad for you. i would buy it.

Let's hope for his sake that he's one of only about 25% of vegans that can adequately convert plant omega 3 s into enough DHA, for the prevention of later onset dementia or Parkinson's.

Out of morbid curiosity I would like to know if he can push out a solid log.

@tombillard5264

Жыл бұрын

Sorry straight oatmeal lol

Used to be morbidly obese throughout all my life until I hit 20 years old. Had pcos and no consistent periods, screwed up hormones with birth control to "fix my period" lost weight with keto and carnivore diet and got back my period. Never eaten plants or carbs again

I wonder how much that costed just to make those meals

The COO of Beyond Meat tried to eat a mans nose and got arrested

Sverige, I live in New York and we have tons of locally grown apples. I like to occasionally skin them and eat the flesh. Would that be a good option in your opinion for a source of carbs for energy?

@GoatisReviews

Жыл бұрын

It's good because the fibre is easier on your gut than other kinds of fruit but apples really lack micronutrients because of the cultivation.

@malachi8678

Жыл бұрын

@@GoatisReviews I'm guessing you're suggesting that wild seasonal fruits are best ?

@malachi8678

Жыл бұрын

@@hjorth3387 well of course there will be edible and toxic fruits but there are many wild fruits that humans can eat all around the world. Similarly there are many edible and poisonous meats all over the world. No different

@sergpie

Жыл бұрын

@@hjorth3387 That’s right. The majority of modern cultivars have been bred from wild species to have more starch, sugar, a thicker pericarp and thinner skin, etc. when I was studying plants in Mexico, the progenitor to corn is a grass with tough kernels called teosinte, and wild tomatoes were generally very waxy, highly aromatic, and with many more seeds.

@GoatisReviews

Жыл бұрын

@@malachi8678 Yes.

It is so funny the guy at the end was like... look how easy it is to make plant food and im like, omg I got tired just watching him make the dinner. so much steps aie lol.

This one was hilarious!! Good work man :)

Haha, it's funny to see them eating/trying stuff we all did years ago. Like it's the newest thing... Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, doesn't work! Meat 4 life ✌️

@sheilacollins9384

Жыл бұрын

The veganism I knew was already the 'New Age' in NYC in the early 80s. This isn't new. It's just being recycled to suit corporate profits.

Love the title 🤣

tell us about microwaves please or send a link to one of your videos about it pls

Almond milk is literally just powdered almond and water, it has the flavor depth of soggy cardboard. Almonds by themselves are gross to me, almonds in ‘milk’? Gross.

Humbly I eat strawberries and wild blueberries but through Goatis' recommendations I do soak in vinegar before I consume and I only eat organic berries which contain less harmful pesticides. I also soak my organic salad leaves in vinegar.I am not a carnivore by any means but eat plenty of animal foods daily.:)

Thirty-three years, huh? Well, any day now those pesky plants are going to kill him.

He keeps saying Penny Pasta. It’s pronounced “Pen””Ne” lol

I don't know if it's just me, but it looks like his teeth have this translucent look to them. Probably some mineral and vitamin-D deficiency if that's the case

The ad for LOR coffee ☕😂

“penny pasta” 💀🤚

How did he keep that muscle tone on that horrible diet?

@spikestoyou

Жыл бұрын

He doesn’t have that much but he probably works his ass off

His mom and sister has a vegan channel… plant strong 😅😅😅😅

Is that Caldwell's son?

@two8252

Жыл бұрын

Dr. Caldwell Esselstyn's son, yes.

At the end of the video the guy says "that's how simple!" Not 1 of the 3 meals were simple. Quite the opposite, they were over complicated and convoluted. I've never understood why "plant basers" try so hard to make there "food" tast like animal products? It's kind of weird.

simple (using 100 ingredients)

I love the phrase 'plantstrong' - and then eat all day garbage....

I checked, he’s only 59 here. I went and found him on a Ted talk from 2010 and he was already all grey 12 years ago. 🤔

He and his Dad have made $$$ from books about meatless eating. According to Wikipedia, he went vegan in 1986, but calls it “plant strong” so people won’t be turned away from it. (And he can sell more books?)

What's up with his neck?

I just found your channel tonight and have watched a few videos. One thing that I have noticed about these people who are plant based, they seem very strained. Watch his neck strain when he talks. Like the Irish girl who seemed to snarling when she was talking. Like they really deep down want to jump on the back of a cow and take a bite.

Yeah, the guy was trying to duplicate Kraft macaroni and cheese with that orange cheese sauce no doubt, he probably had it growing up as a kid like a lot of Americans, pretty funny.

Rip's big perpetual marketing campaign for his imaginary firefighter persona in his recording studio fake "firehouse" kitchen. Note how every meal he recommends centers around a product he sells. I personally noticed his skin lacking collagen more than anything. I bet he gets cut by the corners of boxes, and by counter tops with sharp edges lol. Keep him away from the dog, he will look like Tony the tiger if he gets jumped on.

I feel for these guys .. desperately trying to convince the camera. House full of daughters and a judge wife. He's broken. Rip.

Why is his neck like that?

@doubledankdank4134

Жыл бұрын

low body fat and old age

Imagine trying to work a 9-5 and then have all this S%#@e to do in the kitchen just to eat. Jeez

Microwave, easy? Nah, open fridge, take meat out, put on plate, eat. That's easy.

This is long term, vegans.

I've wanted to go raw carnivore for a long time but Im poor and cant afford good meat... sucks man

He's 60. Why is it impossible for him to be 100% plant based for 33 years?

If someone told me that I had to eat this crap, especially that sludgy mess he called delicious, for the rest of my life, I would ask to be shot at once.

I can understand if vegans do not want to eat meat, because of their bogus reason of animal suffering (ironically they force feed a vegan diet on their pets and children), but why are they excluding dairy products? That makes no sense to me.

Is he dead? Or is rip his name?

Woah! The crazy ridges on his nails shows all the nutrient deficiencies. 8:26

He got that bulging vegan eye stare