*Riley talking about having a horrible time* Theo: “Hurry it up” 😂😂

@jordanwilson8277

4 ай бұрын

Lol love theo but he can be a dick.. especially to riley

@HartJon282

4 ай бұрын

@@jordanwilson8277nah i think he just realized he was pandering on the story and doesn't exactly have the best way with words as you can tell

@sltho

4 ай бұрын

Took him 3:50 to turn lololol

@pussylips82

4 ай бұрын

@@jordanwilson8277 He’s done with him after that story. It was beyond pitiful. God bless that boy 😂

@jpk9902

4 ай бұрын

He deserves it. Wasted a golden opportunity that many people would kill to have. Treating a job working for a successful comedian like it's a busboy job at Denny's. Just lazy@@jordanwilson8277

riley coming out of his shell, he spoke a couple full sentences today

@BattleBro77

4 ай бұрын

He's a changed man

@adamdrakestudio

4 ай бұрын

Amazing to see.

@demurph

4 ай бұрын

2nd kiss will do it

@climatixseuche

4 ай бұрын

and Theo is like "Hurry it up" xD

@rich8307

4 ай бұрын

few more years and he might go for a full paragraph.

Riley is a gentlemen and an alpha male for Christ. Respect

@GartB

4 ай бұрын

He’s genuinely going to make his future wife incredible happy. I know his awkwardness is working against him right now but he’s gonna find the right lady and they’re gonna kill it.

@Gary_Winthorpe

4 ай бұрын

He’s not an alpha at all 😂

@GartB

4 ай бұрын

@@Gary_Winthorpe Riley is: 1. A man after Gods own heart 2. Lives a pure lifestyle 3. Will be a loving husband who provides for his wife 4. Is composed and articulate Sounds like an alpha

@Gary_Winthorpe

4 ай бұрын

@@GartB that’s not what alpha means at all 😂

@GartB

4 ай бұрын

@@Gary_Winthorpe Then you explain what it is

“You’ve still never burped that sweat whistle have you daddy?” “I have not” completely deadpan Only Theo 😂

@coffeeandtrance

4 ай бұрын

theo could have said literally any phrase and riley would have (correctly) assumed he was referring to sex

@eall5630

4 ай бұрын

Masturbating not sex@@coffeeandtrance

@surfin90

4 ай бұрын

He’s talking bout busting a nut lol Riley never even ejaculated before bro 😂😂

@gavinactivateja3869

4 ай бұрын

sweat whistle lol

@michaelhart2715

3 ай бұрын

Jesus lol

I love how Riley just sits there straight face when Theo is spitting some wild lines 😂

@bradenwuesthoff5639

4 ай бұрын

I know bro 😂😂 If I was Riley I would be dying laughing when Theo said he’s going to make an aquarium

@TheSwitchedConservative

3 ай бұрын

I’m saying! I don’t know how he does it lol

@Jilbr

3 ай бұрын

He’s definitely got abit of the tism

@BigKO89

3 ай бұрын

Did he say burp that sweat whistle 😭

"Let me just slam my head in the car door of my Honda civic" 🤣

@user-gq4qf4tu6j

4 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅

@meesh1002

4 ай бұрын

I lol’d at that part

If shes willing to switch things up that fast, she doesn’t belong in your life. Dodged a bullet without even knowing it.

@M1911pap

4 ай бұрын

Hes looking for a wife, shes looking for a fuck. She just wants to have fun, not that serious bruv

@ComeAlongKay

4 ай бұрын

Yeah she’s a modern woman. They have no ethics integrity or true morality it’s all selfish agenda and warped gender and woke ideology.

@ComeAlongKay

4 ай бұрын

I’m more shocked when a hear of women not doing that and just being normal.

@TtotheCizzel

4 ай бұрын

most women wouldn't do that. She's clearly a cunt@@ComeAlongKay

@RandomRabbit007

4 ай бұрын

Not at all. She dodged him. Dude is a weak passive beta-male. No woman wants that

how does riley not laugh, it’s like theo lobotomized his capability to laugh

@williamcarnero9595

4 ай бұрын

He has to hate theos humor to manage to not laugh at his shit ever

@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat

4 ай бұрын

I think he’s acoustic

@kyle896

3 ай бұрын

Bc he’s boring af, that’s why he got his seat taken.

@cyancarpool

3 ай бұрын

@@kyle896 we all disagree w u bub

@ashleybanks-wm4cg

3 ай бұрын

This is Theos apprentice He's training to be as funny as Theo one day

The Riley mau sexcapade updates are always the best segment.

“More darker”…. 😭You can say black Riley, it’s okay

@marcoperez5592

4 ай бұрын

I thought the exact same thing 🤣

@user-el9yg8yu6i

4 ай бұрын

Is it ok tho

@BigKO89

3 ай бұрын

I had a perfect feeling that was what he was about to say 😭 buddy got robbed by one of them brothas

@kyle896

3 ай бұрын

@@BigKO89one of those urban guys

@Metallute

2 ай бұрын

It, sadly, absolutely isn't. Not in a podcast that's gonna be heard by Lord-knows-how-many-people. My man dodged a bullet anyway. Gang.

dude taking the seat back is a pure power move. alpha riley

@jonXler

4 ай бұрын

Not if you imagine how Riley would do it lmao sitting across the room staring angrily for ten mins then as soon as the guy moves sneakily take it back lmao alpha would be "Hey how about you get out of my seat"

We need a Theo & Riley buddy cop / roadtrip movie 🤣

@erlend1587

4 ай бұрын

Directed by Louis C.K.

@Azot333

4 ай бұрын

And Tim Dillon is the sergeant or bus driver

@ragnarlothbrok938

3 ай бұрын

With Bobby Lee as a gay hitchhiker they pick up.

@gotusgotus

3 ай бұрын

​@@ragnarlothbrok938With Bobby Lee and Neil Patrick Harris looking for white Castle after Riley hooks up 🤣

Riley seems like he's gotten more comfortable in general. Character Development

@millionenabonenntenohnevideo

4 ай бұрын

thats benefit number 34 of NoFap

@ashleybanks-wm4cg

3 ай бұрын

Because of Theo

This felt like Theo was on a strong micro dose of mushrooms… he was dropping so many gems.

@yulurkinbrah

4 ай бұрын

strong micro dose is an oxymoron

@RebelRewind

4 ай бұрын

He do got the sunglasses on

@Rodrigo-tk2fm

4 ай бұрын

He was peak level flow state

@HeartlessWon506

4 ай бұрын

@@yulurkinbrah Oxymoron- a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction … *A “big micro” dose would’ve been an oxymoron, but a strong one is not.* 🫵🏾🤡

@alex14740

4 ай бұрын

I think it might've been his favorite strain of weed

Theo is so pumped for Riley 😂😂

@raycongfs

4 ай бұрын

Lol living vicariously thru him cause hes too busy bangin his head in his honda and he got blockers on his phone lol

Didn’t think Riley would last this long tbh

@wronggg

4 ай бұрын

He's unjackable.

@fsttag1

4 ай бұрын

@@wronggg unfuckwithable

@jimsonjohnson3761

4 ай бұрын

The autism is strong with this one

@stefbruins7411

4 ай бұрын

@@fsttag1 hahaha

@demurph

4 ай бұрын

@@wronggg😂😂😂😂😂

Riley is the man love how honest he is

“MY GOD” “I can rent you out to a couple holly wood executives rnnn” 😂😂😂

@raycongfs

4 ай бұрын

As bobby lee would say.." outta pocket" lol

@yeserakkad1822

4 ай бұрын

Getting dark in here 😂😂😂

When Theo puts on the Ray Charles glasses, you know it's gonna be great 😂

“Did you uhhh burp that sweat whistle yet daddy?” Funniest shit ever

“At least 17 of that has to be pure, Grade A Maple semen” 😭

@gotusgotus

3 ай бұрын

Fucking Theo lmao!

Theo saying hurry it up was funny af 😂😂😂

@x6blood1hound4x4

4 ай бұрын

After stopping him every 3 words and going in tangents lmao I was Ctfu

This is better than any written comedy could be 😂

Riley has king energy.

@ColinTaylor-sj7ti

4 ай бұрын

Yep, strong Christian morals. He seems like he has a great future.

@jasonolinger7585

4 ай бұрын

Yea, western women call it boring, they would prefer a drug dealer who has no respect for them.

Riley is a champion 🏆

I almost clapped when he said Maple Seaman… Theo’s word play is awesome

"I could rent you out to a couple Hollywood execs right now” lol 5:22

I feel like when Riley mau finally bust the fucking worlds gonna end

Lesson learned brotha. Do NOT get up on the bathroom if the wolves are circling the wagon.

This cleansed my soul baby gang gang

@Johnryan78045

4 ай бұрын

I’ll second this

the arc of riley mau is better than most movies these days

@ashleybanks-wm4cg

3 ай бұрын

It would be a awesome Teen drama The adventures of Riley Mau😂

The unbustable

@ashleyxrose

4 ай бұрын

Hahaha unsinkable Molly Brown, unbustable Riley Mao

😭”you blasted that corn stock yet?” something a louisiana dad would ask

@Dwrek2

4 ай бұрын

"Burped that sweat whistle "

@kieran5302

3 ай бұрын

Stalk*

@6jackson650

3 ай бұрын

@@kieran5302 thank u bro

“Burp that little diving board in the back of a Limousine” ⚰️

@jackbritain9700

4 ай бұрын

Screaming at this 😂

"she came down to me"... Theo "ahhh a feminist"..!!! ROFL

@stefbruins7411

4 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard

@simianec4507

2 ай бұрын

thats not the line

We need more Riley Mau

Theo is a fire hypeman ngl

Damn that Honda civic line hurt my heart lmao 🤣

More darker 😂

saying mouth cock to a tongue is soooo theo. made my day.

This was gold😂 and Riley you have some balls man! And the beard looks good on you!

@AJ-das

4 ай бұрын

Yes balls, filled more than any balls on this planet

Riley Mau is Theo’s Jordan Schlansky. Perfect comedic relationship

My food was about to come out my nose when Theo said “I dunno if I believe that.” After Riley said his weight

@AJ-das

4 ай бұрын

My favorite part of this whole thing 😂😂😂😂

That sweat whistle 😂😂😂

@KewlCali420

4 ай бұрын

Aquariummmmm

Uncle Theo is a such a hypeman for young Riley

5:30 i love how he’s just looking around the room like theos not saying the most insane shit about him being an executives nut dispenser 😂😂

love how empathetic and interested theo is in Riley Mau's experience

“Let me just go back and slam my head in the car door of my Honda civic…that’s how much I’m worth” lmao I’ve had those moments too.

How is Theo supporting and roasting at the same time 😂

Theo knows a thing or two about stolen dates

Theo trying to get the details on the 2nd kiss..lmao..killing me!

Riley - “ no actually she came down to me a little bit” Theo- “hell ya feminism!” 😂

„MOUTHCOCK“ - Theo Von, 2024

at least 17 of that is pure grade a maple

Theo really loves torturing himself. The only time he visably gets frustrated is talking to Riley lmao

Been wondering about him once or twice lately. Like a whole character development. Riley you actually talked like a semi normal person with sentences! Rooting for you bro

Your content is fresh, keep it going!

Riley’s blank stare at Theo just going off is great.

This is my favorite bit ever and it’s not even a bit 😂😂😂

Man those two are so funny together.. When Theo was making that aquarium / Hollywood producer comparison and he just nodded like it is a totally normal thing in a conversation 😂😂

”Did you play any music on your phone?” Hahaha Theo I love you

Treasure chest of one liners from Theo here 😂

2:58 we have a fuckin beetle joining the party on Riley’s mic

@celestialfiend7911

4 ай бұрын

How... how did you spot that lmfao Left side of mic stand for anyone else Mad respect for seeing that 👊🏼

@chickentoucher55

4 ай бұрын

Damn bruh

@ash2861

4 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

This was so fucking funny. Love these pods so much

Theo is on another level with them one liners

riley so honest and just a true legend

Congrats to theos sister for getting her final nurse GED

Damn! A current Riley Mau clip. Ya’ll are the greatest comedy duo since Hope and Crosby.

This was a much needed update for me

Thank you for making us cry 😭 Theo Von 😂🤷🏻‍♀️👍👏🏻🌎

This clip really got me 😂😂😂 Thanks boys

Theo needs to be there on Rileys date giving a play by play commentary.

If Howard Stern’s son smoked glue… daily.

I’m about to go on a bust strike til Mau hits splashes that first slush.

@eram92

4 ай бұрын

I’ll join ya. Nobody nuts, til Riley busts !

Love Riley & wish him the best 🎉

“Burped that sweat whistle” is hilarious 😂

I love Riley & Theo ❤ Theo is like Riley's cool, caucasian uncle who gives him advice that makes him feel uncomfortable because he cares

For all the victories, there are still, many lost battles.

NEED MORE RILEY AND THEO

this is the only time riley opening his mouth made me smile hahaaha

Theo smacked the mic away so upset🤣

my favorite on going story, really looking forward to when riley finally blasts that corn stalk

I had every reaction Theo did listening to it lol

“Loiter in the distance angry for a while” 😭😭😭

The continuing saga of the 808 dewd 🤙

I noticed a Jon Krakauer book on the shelf. At around 4:30 it disappeared. After that I could listen to the rest of the interview.

@sdixon305

4 ай бұрын

What happened to the book??

@Luke6fk

4 ай бұрын

Good spot

"Burped that sweat whistle" 😂

Love the Riley episodes

Aw, Riley is adorable ❤

“lemme just slam my head in the car door of my Honda Civic” 😭🤣💀, with the head movement and the tone of his voice 💔😂😂

8:37 Theo hitting the mic and saying oh god made it all that much funnier lol

The "oh god" at 8:39 just completely killed me🤣

😅😅 blast that cornstock 😂 i jus spit out my drink damn u Theo

I love this story of riley

"burped that sweat whistle" 😂😂😂

The combo we need

Theo Von is too good

Riley should have told the guy "I could survive prison, you know"

taking your seat back is a BOLD move

Give me that Korean Kim-chi, Ninja style 🥷 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️👏🏻🌎😂